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    "You don't even have to get up... just levitate them to the pavement..."
    "Shut up dad, I don't use my powers for evil!"
    "You just made a pizza appear."
    "Yeah - I said for 'evil', like to serve THE MAN."
    "You're the Son of God though, that's the reason you exist."
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    When's the story about Jesus going missing at Passover, and they find him arguing with rabbis set? Isn't he supposed to be relatively teenaged at that point?
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    Yeah, 12 or 13 - the first time he goes off to Egypt.

    And then he's 30.

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    Well, I'm starting to doubt this whole Jesus thing.
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    He made sure he went straight from 12 to 30. He had the power to avoid all those terrible life stages man.

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    He had carpentry to do, a man has to earn a wage.
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    Jesus did carpentry... you think that his family business was supplying crosses to the Romans? That would sure suck.
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    Would that be the first ever example of religious irony?
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    Surely the ancient Israelis committing the first recorded genocide against the rival tribes is the first religious irony.
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