BRM
22-12-2001, 11:25 PM
who is jack schitt
for some time many of us have wondered just who is jack schitt? We found ourselves at a loss when someone says "you don't know jack schitt!"
well thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in a intellectual way.
Jack schitt the son of Awe schitt. Awe schitt the fertilizer magnate , married O. schitt, the ownner of Nesdeep N. Schitt inc.
they had one son, jack
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children.
Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap schitt and Dip schitt.
against her parents objections, Deap schitt married Dumb schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced . Noe schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them , she wanted to keep her prievious name. She was then known as Noe schitt sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip schitt married Loda schitt and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla schitt and Giva schitt , were inseprable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding annoncement in the newspaper annonced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull schitt the prodical son, left home to tour the world. He recently from italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa schitt. Now when someone says, 2you don't know Jack Schitt". you can correct them.
for some time many of us have wondered just who is jack schitt? We found ourselves at a loss when someone says "you don't know jack schitt!"
well thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in a intellectual way.
Jack schitt the son of Awe schitt. Awe schitt the fertilizer magnate , married O. schitt, the ownner of Nesdeep N. Schitt inc.
they had one son, jack
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children.
Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap schitt and Dip schitt.
against her parents objections, Deap schitt married Dumb schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced . Noe schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them , she wanted to keep her prievious name. She was then known as Noe schitt sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip schitt married Loda schitt and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla schitt and Giva schitt , were inseprable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding annoncement in the newspaper annonced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull schitt the prodical son, left home to tour the world. He recently from italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa schitt. Now when someone says, 2you don't know Jack Schitt". you can correct them.