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DC
07-03-2010, 11:56 PM
http://www.chihuanhas.com/Logos/Images/Logo_550x_OnBlack.jpg

That's right, we have a new monster hybrid and, this time, it truly is terrifying; Chihuanhas, a cross between a Chihuaha and a Piranha, resulting in a little yappy dog, now with teeth to match and the ability to breathe under water. :sad:

Synopsis
When a curio-collecting Professor returns from South America with a mysterious Piranha idol, it casts an ominous curse on his innocent Chihuahua “Lulu Bell” and impregnates her with a litter of amphibious, mutant Chihuahua-Piranhas. Horrified, the Professor disposes of the idol and pups in a nearby mountain lake, but Lulu’s monstrous spawn soon return to repay the gesture...

Following the Professor’s demise, the ravenous critters seek out a pair of fatty-campers, their obsessive guide, a reclusive WWII veteran and a trio of vacationing porn stars. Led by the lake's ranger and her inept assistant, the eccentric team unites to survive and destroy the vicious rat-pack with available fire power, their bare hands and, most lethal of all, processed cheese products!


Concept Art
http://i45.tinypic.com/2aqbsm.jpg
http://i47.tinypic.com/esu7pw.jpg

Poster
http://i49.tinypic.com/33cn1vn.jpg

Website
www.chihuanhas.com (www.chihuanhas.com)

Nemesis Enforcer
08-03-2010, 03:43 PM
That is possibly the greatest thing I have ever heard of!

Sparrow
08-03-2010, 03:47 PM
They gotta cast Hilton, just to kill her off in the worst way possible.

JC
16-03-2010, 06:14 PM
If this is directed as a comedy then fine, this could be very good.

Anything else..and..meh.

Although yes, Paris Hilton being torn to shreds by twenty of these little freaks would be a good scene.

DC
16-03-2010, 11:00 PM
If this is directed as a comedy then fine, this could be very good.Did you not read the synopsis? Specifically the "... impregnates her with a litter of amphibious, mutant Chihuahua-Piranhas" part?

Don't worry, it's a comedy where everyone knows exactly how ridiculous it all is.

Paul
17-03-2010, 08:01 AM
It would be funnier if it was played uber seriously!

DC
17-03-2010, 09:01 AM
It would be funnier if it was played uber seriously!From what I've read (and, as a little scoop, I'm in the process of trying to get an interview for the newsletter), the characters in the movie are all going to play it deadpan (think of it being in along the same lines as Leslie Nielson in The Naked Gun).

When I said everyone knows how ridiculous it is, I meant the cast and crew, not the characters themselves.

Paul
17-03-2010, 09:11 AM
TNG is exactly what I was thinking!

Fletch
17-03-2010, 12:38 PM
It would be funnier if it was played uber seriously!


What like Mega-Shark vs Giant Octopus?

Worst... Film... EVER

Nemesis Enforcer
17-03-2010, 02:12 PM
If this is anything like Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus then it will be awesome :lol

krisbaillie
06-04-2010, 12:27 AM
Looks like one of those films that its rubbish but really its funny.