View Full Version : Who would you be in the wwf?
I'd be christian, i don't know why i just think he's good, i did'nt want to pick rvd *** i thought that would be a bit common.
TsuMirren
19-11-2001, 01:38 PM
I would be Chris Benoit...well, a 6ft 5 tall version anyways.
Latino Reheat
19-11-2001, 02:17 PM
Awwww Tsu, I was hoping that no one was gonna post in here, as it had so many views and zero replies.
christ it did have alot and i only posted it after the ppv this morning
i hope people are having a good think about it.
Hosgood
19-11-2001, 03:11 PM
I'd be big show cause at his size it takes no talent or effort to do a move. Plus no matter how little you do your still getting a couple of mil a year
I would be a handsome version of Jim Ross, cause he always get the best seat. I wouldn't spit everywhere, repeat my self three times, get peoples names wrong or talk about BBQ sauce. And when people came over to the desk I wouldn't say 'take the damn fight into the ring' no I'd say 'thats right slam him through the damn table...not kick him in the nutz'. The only other job I'd consider would be a referee, especially if it was a bra and panties match (which isn't really wrestling, but hell the guys enjoy it). Thats always something that annoys me, when women prance about in their underwear you get people moaning that its exploitation and degrading to women...but wait a minute the male wrestlers are out there wearing only trunks, so you see ladies next time you moan about Trish or someone being stripped to their underwear just remember the men having being wrestling in less for decades. Therefore I say we need more women in underwear (or less) in wrestling just to even things up a little.:)
Syxx-Pac
19-11-2001, 06:53 PM
I'd be Trish Stratus.I cant think why!!!!.:devil
I'd be Triple H...because of his connections with Stephanie! (Can't I dream?!)
I'd be Vince McMahon :devil
Latino Reheat
20-11-2001, 07:25 PM
Would you really want saggy boobs?
SiMania
20-11-2001, 10:21 PM
Billy Kidman, I bet he doesn't get much sleep
it's just hit me how many people have dirty minds here at TWO.
Grapple
21-11-2001, 12:48 AM
Hey, anyone who spend as long on the Internet as these people must be disturbed.
The Crippler
21-11-2001, 10:28 PM
I'd be Chris Benoit - the best wrestler in the WWF.
Rob_McKay
21-11-2001, 10:40 PM
Yeah Beniot all the way.
yeah best wrestler, but u'd ave no personality what so ever.
Rob_McKay
21-11-2001, 10:46 PM
Yeah well that shouldn't matter the wrestling skill should but unfortunately the wwf marks only care about personality other than wrestling skill. First chance I get if I get good enough I'm getting to f**k off to Japan were good wrestling is appreciated and is more important that catchphrases and trademark moves.
The mere thought of you getting work in Japan is funnier than any comedy I have seen in the past year.:P
Rob_McKay
22-11-2001, 06:19 PM
Yeah so whats so funny about it?
Lol, you just surpassed yourself! Hilarious!:)
TsuMirren
22-11-2001, 10:38 PM
NJC,
It's not impossible for Rob McKay to end up in Japan. Maybe you should actually see him in the ring before you comment.
Fair enough, Rob is a little mouthy and uses the F bomb a lot...actually, Rob I'm going to beat you senseless if you don't stop that :)...but that doesn't mean he won't be able to wrestle.
Have you wrestled NJC?
The Crippler
22-11-2001, 11:13 PM
Originally posted by BRM
yeah best wrestler, but u'd ave no personality what so ever.
I'm used to not having a personality.
Rob_McKay
22-11-2001, 11:36 PM
Personality is irrelevant. And don’t talk shite about me unless you have seen concrete proof that I suck. Do I say f**k that much?
No, I haven't wrestled, and I don't want to either.
I can be a fan without needing to actually wrestle y'know Tsu.
Oh, and no Rob, I have not seen concrete proof that you suck, but the fact that you use the F bomb so frequently, I can only guess you are a tad immature.
Anyway, it was only a little joke. C'mon, you don't really see yourself wrestling in Japan do you?
TsuMirren
23-11-2001, 10:12 AM
Not really in a position to comment on any wrestlers then NJC...no wonder you are such an openly and blatantly obvious WWF mark. Sad thing is, you have internet access and all the info necessary for you to become quite knowledgable is actually out there waiting for you.
How DARE you criticise what you have absolutely no knowledge of. How would you like it if I walked into your school, looked at your jotter and said "HA, you don't really see yourself getting a job do you!" Of course, I'd actually be able to look through your jotter and gauge how talented you were...as opposed to just making some blind comment based on absolutely nothing.
Nice to see "Restless Native" Rob McKay working on his character though. :) Plus, if he puts in the work and is dedicated enough then there is absolutely no reason why he shouldn't be able to wrestle in Japan. UK workers are going abroad more than ever now, plus there are more foreigners contacting wrestlers and promoters also.
Tsu, have I offended you?
Although the term "mark" is only used by complete *****s with nothing better to do than pidgeon hole people and ridicule them for liking stuff...what's so wrong if I am a mark?
I like the WWF, I very much enjoy watching their shows and PPV events, I buy their videos and other merchandise, and I like to talk about it, because I feel, having watched it for over 10 years, I know a fair bit about it.
That doesn't mean to say I proclaim to know people in the business, because I most certainly don't, but I enjoy the product that the WWF has.
Wow, shoot me because liking something is now wrong.
Latino Reheat
23-11-2001, 05:21 PM
*Cocks gun*
Rob_McKay
23-11-2001, 08:51 PM
Do I see myself wrestling in Japan? Yes I do. Now why couldn't I do this? People said I would never wrestle professionally and I've proved them wrong so why can't I go as far as I can with this. What gives you the right to tell me what I will and won't do when you have nothing to base your opinions on? And who cares if I swear a lot? Are you my Mother or something? “Oh my god Rob swears a lot this is the worst thing to ever happen in my life!” Don’t you have more to your life? Oh wait I forgot you’re a wwf mark so I guess the answer is no.
TsuMirren
24-11-2001, 12:24 AM
NJC...
"Mark" is a very common term...course, it could just be that the vast majority of wrestling fans are *****s. I've never said it's wrong to be one, so put your bloody dummy back in a stop being such a flaming idiot!
Getting back to the thread... *ahem* I wanna be Vince... I want the money.
I certainly do not to be William Regal...
Perfection
24-11-2001, 12:51 PM
I want to be Chris Benoit
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