View Full Version : Size, Does it matter? *Adult Content*
The Man Beast
17-09-2007, 06:46 PM
The size of the mans penis, Does it matter to you girls and visa versa do you Men care about the size of your thing or do you care? I don't really give a toss about sizes or anything like that as long as it works its ok with me :)
I've never hid that I have a small penis. If anything, it has helped me with girls because it has made them more curious to see it, and by the time it's out, there's no point putting it back in and I usually get some action out of it. Obviously my size didn't bother those girls too much either. Most of them said they've f**ked smaller, which makes me feel better, true or not.
I know of a few girls who've said that size matters, but only a few, and they're not really worth f**king to be honest.
SuperKick Kid
17-09-2007, 07:08 PM
I've never hid that I have a small penis. If anything, it has helped me with girls because it has made them more curious to see it, and by the time it's out, there's no point putting it back in and I usually get some action out of it. Obviously my size didn't bother those girls too much either. Most of them said they've f**ked smaller, which makes me feel better, true or not.
I know of a few girls who've said that size matters, but only a few, and they're not really worth f**king to be honest.
:eek Too Much Information
Popsi
17-09-2007, 07:11 PM
Hahaha loving this thread, and Mitch's revelation!
It's a mixture of size, and girth really rather than one or another. What's most important though is technique, he doesn't have to be the biggest guy in the world but gotta know how to use it!
The Crippler
17-09-2007, 07:12 PM
I'm ok with this thread as long as it doesn't get down to compare and contrast.
I think so long as it can reach the few inches inside to the clit then you're fine, just so long as you know where it is. Technique is more important than size, but I'm about average. I had a curious girlfriend measure it once and I'm right there at 6in.
Darkstar
17-09-2007, 07:13 PM
The only people who consider size to be important enough to matter more than how its used need bigger ones to hit the sides of the wizards sleeve.
John Hancock
17-09-2007, 07:16 PM
The best thread ever has just been born. From what I've heard, penis size peaks, woman's-pleasure-wise, in the upper middle of the spectrum.
No real idea how big or small my penis is, I've never really compared it to anyone else's. It does what it needs to, and everyone seems to like it (...what?), so I haven't really thought about it past that.
I don't get it... Wizards sleeve? ... :? ... :idea: ... :eek ... :sad5: ... :sick
John Hancock
17-09-2007, 07:18 PM
I don't get it... Wizards sleeve? ... :? ... :idea: ... :eek ... :sad5: ... :sick
Think of a lady. Then think of a wizard's sleeve. Combine them. Then cry silently in horror.
To quote an old ECW promo, it's like parking a bicycle in a two-car garage.
Darkstar
17-09-2007, 07:22 PM
Just a heads up, this thread is being watched VERY closely by the mod team. Partly because Gringo wants advice, but mostly because this is a topic that has potential to go the wrong way very quickly.
Careful on what youre posting here please people. :)
Just a heads up, this thread is being watched VERY closely by the mod team.
The first sign of penis and all the mods jump on it.
Literally, I hear.
Width and technique are far more important-some men seem to think that massively long penises are important but that limits positions and can cause some women discomfort. Mind you, when I was about 18 I was with a guy who had the worlds smallest willy...Sweet guy though.
Burakiosaurus
17-09-2007, 07:53 PM
long and thin goes right and pleases the ladies, short and thick does the trick and produces babies
being turkish i obviously have a massive penis and often split women in two
long and thin goes right and pleases the ladies, short and thick does the trick and produces babies
being turkish i obviously have a massive penis and often split women in twoThen you hide it well-you're about 4 foot tall and I had a good look at the package in your trousers and it seemed...hidden...
Ouch thats not the ladies talking thats Burakio's self esteem.
As for this mass debate (you see what I did there...) erm to quote a Jimmy Carr joke, only shallow girls like massive penises...well perhaps shallow isn't the word.
Not being a female and never having encountered the problem, the only thing I could think similar for a guy would be size of the lass' cans or nether regions. Personally neither have bothered me. Think about it this way, I've never wanted to be with a girl for more than 1 night, because of any of those reasons.
If you really like someone its for who they are, you'll appreciate the things others don't and that will make you love them. Obviously there are extremities, like if her cleavage makes Big Daddy V look flat chested or a guy makes Too Cold Scorpio look like Jamie Theakston, but they are extreme examples.
Anything imbetween, and thats pretty much 99.5% is normal.
So my answer to the question is only if you think it does. Its a mental thing, not a physical thing by any stretch.
Damn the one liners and coming thick and fast.
Ok I'm gonna shut up now its almost happening by accident.
The Beltster
17-09-2007, 08:46 PM
I think size obviously has some bearing, I mean if you have a micro penis its probably not going to do the trick, and on the other hand if you have elephantitis of the pecker and its 12" long and as wide as a Pepsi can, you will end up hurting women and thats bad aswell.
Personally, I'm happy with what I'm packing and the old lady likes it too, so its allllll good. Being 6'4" tall, if I had a small penis, it would look even smaller again due to my overall size, and I'd look like the guy from Scarey Movie :lol
Burakiosaurus
17-09-2007, 10:52 PM
Then you hide it well-you're about 4 foot tall and I had a good look at the package in your trousers and it seemed...hidden...
i am 5"6 actually .... :sad5: and why in the hell were you taking a good look at my package? obviously you were suffering from blurred vision and only saw 1/10 of what was on show :xyx
The Beltster
17-09-2007, 10:58 PM
Yeah I must admit, I didnt really pay attention when I read it originally, but Nimf why were you checking out Burrito's Turkish Delight?!
I've learned (sex ed classes from junior high to high school) that the size of the penis when erect and flacid are not proportionate, and that muscles are actually relaxing when the penis becomes stiff. A penis (as well as the ball sack) will also expand and contract depending on the ambient temperatrue.
So, if you haven't seen it erect, you can't actually tell.
Chris2K
17-09-2007, 11:14 PM
The first sign of penis and all the mods jump on it.
Literally, I hear.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, come on now, that's, that's just...
Oh.
Yeah, good point.
I've learned (sex ed classes from junior high to high school) that the size of the penis when erect and flacid are not proportionate, and that muscles are actually relaxing when the penis becomes stiff. A penis (as well as the ball sack) will also expand and contract depending on the ambient temperatrue.
So, if you haven't seen it erect, you can't actually tell.
Thats half true.
I mean if it looks like a pebble when flaccid, its not gonna end up being a foot long when its erect?
There's only so much growing possible.
But lets not get pedantic. Maybe Nimf has higher expectations/standards, maybe Burakio's so enormous he tucks it down one leg, maybe he is so tiny it shrivelled up and hid away, maybe Nimf needs to go to the opticians. Maybe schmaybe.
Just who knows. Who knows.
Burakiosaurus
17-09-2007, 11:24 PM
Yeah I must admit, I didnt really pay attention when I read it originally, but Nimf why were you checking out Burrito's Turkish Delight?!
she wasn't the first, and certainly won't be the last :greets4:
The Joker
17-09-2007, 11:50 PM
I cleary remember my German Teacher (Who was Scottish) teaching us Sex Education. Pretty damn funny. Everyone in that class asking a 40 year old man for free condoms. You cant write that sort of stuff.
Whats the safest way to do it?
1) Put a Towel over your head. (Represting your first time with the lights off I guess)
2) Get a Bananna.
3) Try and put the Condom on the Bananna.
This is not a joke, Its how they taught us, If this was taught to the girls this could have gone horribly wrong...
Fidel Cashflow
18-09-2007, 12:03 AM
Well, you have to be packing some heat, but after a point it just becomes excessive. I went through the atypical penile identity crisis a few years and did a hell of a lot of research and found I was 2-3in bigger than most averages. Then it was like sigh of relief. Now though I don't think it'd bother me that much.
But, what Mitch said is pretty true. Whenever the topic is brought up, a lot of my chick friends say they enjoy fooling around with smaller penises.
I think so long as it can reach the few inches inside to the clit then you're fine, just so long as you know where it is. Technique is more important than size, but I'm about average. I had a curious girlfriend measure it once and I'm right there at 6in.I don't know what kind of women you've been with, but I've never met a single one with a clit on the inside.
i am 5"6 actually .... :sad5: and why in the hell were you taking a good look at my package? obviously you were suffering from blurred vision and only saw 1/10 of what was on show :xyxYou'd only reach 5'6" if you were standing on a box.:lol
Yeah I must admit, I didnt really pay attention when I read it originally, but Nimf why were you checking out Burrito's Turkish Delight?!The full (true-ish) story was that Burak was at one of the TWO meets, and had tight trousers on (being Turkish, which is East European, the late 70s Status Quo look is still classed as high-fashion), but curiously, when he was stood up, there was nothing there....he was like an Action Man (to scale I might add). Nimf was just checking, as she'd never seen an Action Man when she was younger and wondered what all the fuss was about.
I'm off average length (slightly bigger girth-wise), but if you have skills with your fingers and tongue, and the ability to get her off before your willy even enters the equation (so to speak), then you'll never have any problems.
John Hancock
18-09-2007, 01:01 AM
The combination of this and the TWO picture thread has resulted in some really quite horrific mental images.
Drake
18-09-2007, 02:52 AM
Listen people, you need to have some LATINO HEAT~! inside your trousers.
Of course size matters. If you have a willy nilly sashimy then it could all go really bad, same as if you have a big salami shlong. You just need the right width and lenght to get that girl screaming your name like a christmas carroll. Plus, you gotta know how to move. You gotta know how to thrust the hips baby!
Plus, a small tip for those poor fellas with little magic sticks, shave your genitalia area, it will add like two inches to your normal penis size.
PS: For further sex tips, buy John Morrison's "The Shaman of Sexyness sex guide to the Palace of Wisdom" on your local book retailer.
I don't know what kind of women you've been with, but I've never met a single one with a clit on the inside.
:roll But you understand where pressure must be applied during insertion, no?
Omega
18-09-2007, 08:43 AM
I guess the real answer is that it must be arbritrary what size is "best". Not every key fits every lock so to speak. I how ever have a skelton key..... ;) (I'm so going to get burned on that one)
:roll But you understand where pressure must be applied during insertion, no?In my experience, the G-Spot is where the real action is on the inside.
In my experience, the G-Spot is where the real action is on the inside.
I could make a gay joke, but that would be too easy wouldn't it?
I'm off average length (slightly bigger girth-wise), but if you have skills with your fingers and tongue, and the ability to get her off before your willy even enters the equation (so to speak), then you'll never have any problems.
Quoted for truth. If anything, my lack of length made me focus more on working around it, including finger and oral technique. And hey, I had my ex screaming like a little girl so it obviously worked. As you say, if they're begging for you through your finger and tongue alone, everything after that is mere gravy.
Burakiosaurus
18-09-2007, 10:47 AM
You'd only reach 5'6" if you were standing on a box.:lol.
i have special shoes .... they cost £56.99 with free shipping from Ulaanbaatar
The full (true-ish) story was that Burak was at one of the TWO meets, and had tight trousers on (being Turkish, which is East European, the late 70s Status Quo look is still classed as high-fashion), but curiously, when he was stood up, there was nothing there....he was like an Action Man (to scale I might add). Nimf was just checking, as she'd never seen an Action Man when she was younger and wondered what all the fuss was about.
Eastern-Europe??? please.... a man of your knowledge should know better. and you are one to talk about fashion !! :xyx
it's ok to be jealous bub, the green eyed monster exists in all of us. :eek:greets4::)
it's ok to be jealous bub, the green eyed monster exists in all of us. :eek:greets4::)
Maybe not the one-eyed monster though. But you seem to be short all over so it figures...
Burakiosaurus
18-09-2007, 11:17 AM
it's ok to be jealous too chipolata boy .....
This thread is making me physically sick!
The thought of Male TWO members sat at there computers checking their tackle is worse than the night, I met my internet love... Sally - 24 - Blonde & Busty
Turned out to be Roger - 64 - Balding with Man Boobs.....
it's ok to be jealous too chipolata boy .....
I'm sure it is. I'll let you know when I get to that point.
As it is though, I don't have to look up to talk to a Smurf, so I'm ok for now.
dpddave
18-09-2007, 12:16 PM
It's now about size but how you use it really. I'm of average size i guess and have never had any complaints. My problem is though that i find it hard to cum when with a lady which is annoying. A lot of the time i could go for hour's which really is'nt as much fun as you'd think.
lafdugga
18-09-2007, 12:22 PM
Im sorry Just had a laugh out loud moment as read your post and then my eye caught your purple hippo and then you know 2+2 =5 along with dirty mind wonderings......
dpddave
18-09-2007, 12:27 PM
Im sorry Just had a laugh out loud moment as read your post and then my eye caught your purple hippo and then you know 2+2 =5 along with dirty mind wonderings......
Were you thinking of me spanking you lafdugga?? Naughty naughty......
Burakiosaurus
18-09-2007, 01:03 PM
I'm sure it is. I'll let you know when I get to that point.
As it is though, I don't have to look up to talk to a Smurf, so I'm ok for now.
can i have the name and contact details of the Smurf please? i'd like to explain my theory of communism to them
I had all these posts I was going to quote but there were too many-Burak, basically, the way I see it is if men can check out womens boobs, women can check out mens packages. Don't worry, you weren't the only one who I checked...
The Beltster
18-09-2007, 01:24 PM
I best not come to your place then, especially wearing anything tight. Wouldnt want the marriage lasting barely a month would we? :devil
I joke.
I best not come to your place then, especially wearing anything tight. Wouldnt want the marriage lasting barely a month would we? :devil
I joke.Your face would distract from your package. Dark hair with ginger facial hair does that. You'd be like Trevor Murdoch.
The Beltster
18-09-2007, 02:02 PM
Your face would distract from your package. Dark hair with ginger facial hair does that. You'd be like Trevor Murdoch.Believe me, NOTHING distracts from my package...and hold up, Paul Heyman telling Trevor Murdoch he looks goofy? There's something! :lol
Burakiosaurus
18-09-2007, 02:17 PM
Paul Heyman telling Trevor Murdoch he looks goofy? There's something! :lol
i would have said the Penguin from Batman Returns ... just joking, i loves ya really :wub
p.s. i think Hornswaggle may be my long lost brother :smurfy
The Beltster
18-09-2007, 02:19 PM
For the record, I dont have a ginger beard :lol
And if that troll is your long lost brother, that means you might be in for some of those McMahon Millions...lend us a fiver.
PHIZZLE
18-09-2007, 02:52 PM
I had all these posts I was going to quote but there were too many-Burak, basically, the way I see it is if men can check out womens boobs, women can check out mens packages. Don't worry, you weren't the only one who I checked...
Perve :lol
Burakiosaurus
18-09-2007, 02:54 PM
And if that troll is your long lost brother, that means you might be in for some of those McMahon Millions...lend us a fiver.
he ain't a troll, he's a leprachaun! fivers all round!
Perve :lolJealous? :greets4:
Right curious question.
Are they any females here who prefer the larger wang?
Cause thinking if a guy likes a big rack we don't get called names it seems, yet if a girl likes a 2x4 rather than a pencil, then they get called a sl*t etc etc.
Always wondered about that double standard really. Anyone else discovered that with people they know?
The Beltster
18-09-2007, 03:24 PM
I think alot of girls who prefer it bigger are, alot of the times, shy to say so because they are branded shallow, bucket crutch and so on, which isnt nice as, like you said Jung, there are guys who prefer bigger boobs and its apparently fine to say so.
Now, I've got a big penis. Lets get it out of the way, I know alot of people who have a large penis might not want to admit it for fear of being called a bragart, which I dont think is fair. Its not something I brag about, its not something TO brag about as its no different than somebody have big feet, a big nose or big ears, it is what it is, I'm a big person in general, above average height and so on so I guess it only makes sense than everything is in proportion. I know its big because I've seen other guys penis's beit in school in the locker room or at the pool etc, its not that I'm looking (make all the jokes you like) but you just catch a glance and thats life. There is no guy here who can honestly say they havent seen other penis's in person at school or at the pool I doubt. I've also been told by girls that its big, which is an ego boost at the time I guess IN A WAY, but it has also caused the situation where I've been told (and this might sound graphic) "I'll suck it, but I'm not sleeping with you." because of its size.
There are good and bad points to having a larger penis and I've experienced both, and I've no doubt there are good and bad points to having a smaller penis (as has been mentioned earlier in this thread) and to having an average penis which, apparently, is what women prefer over larger or smaller on the whole.
My point is, having a big penis isnt something to brag about and having a small one isnt anything to be ashamed or embarassed about. I think alot of people who large ones who brag do so because they have nothing else going for them, and alot of those who are embarassed having a smaller penis are that way because they think it has a bearing on what the guys (as in their friends), NOT the girls, will think of them. Its a macho thing and its kinda sad, but its been that way forever, I dont expect it to change.
My g/f was used to a smaller penis before she met me, now she is used to mine. If we ever were to break up and she hooked up with somebody else, she would have to get used to a bigger one again, or back to getting used to a smaller one, I dont think women think about it as much as men who let it play on their minds.
Burakiosaurus
18-09-2007, 03:40 PM
that my dear friend was Shakespeare ....
can we close the thread now before i start talking about hornswaggle's genetalia?
Right curious question.
Are they any females here who prefer the larger wang?
Cause thinking if a guy likes a big rack we don't get called names it seems, yet if a girl likes a 2x4 rather than a pencil, then they get called a sl*t etc etc.
Always wondered about that double standard really. Anyone else discovered that with people they know?My best mate prefers the larger size. I tell het she has no pelvic bone. I have been with a guy with a very large penis before and it was VERY uncomfortable.
And in regards to double standards-unfortunately it is like that with everything sexual reagrding men and women, from what i've seen.
I always find if I've ever spoken to a girl who says they prefer the larger size, they usually mean quite big, but not massive, as they wouldn't know.
What I do hate is girls guessing your size. Jesus its inaccurate and frankly hilarious. I mean you can say guys can lie about their size but it doesn't help if an ex-girlfriend thinks its like 4 inches larger than it actually is.
Thus over the years I've come to take at face value whatever women say they've had or like etc. just because half the time its utterly rubbish. 1 girl told me she had one whichw as 14 inches long. I said "seriously? no seriously actually just measure that out, cause there's just no way", her response? "well he said it was 14 inches long" Sure, and mine's 32 inches long by that same reckoning.
All in all the whole size matters thing I think is drummed up by conversations and hear say like that, one person hears something, truth sometimes, others complete lies and it goes from there. Paranoia or curiosity can set in, and so forth.
But to anybody wishing they have a large one, I echo Belty's statement, its not all its cracked up to be.
Big Slow
18-09-2007, 05:59 PM
Well at 100 inches it can be frustrating
One thing I think needs to be said is that it's up to BOTH parties to make the pleasure happen. If the woman just lays there like a dead fish then you could have a nine inch hampton, but it wouldn't matter. If you have sex with a woman and it isn't good, instead of thinking my small penis is the problem, you could think she doesn't know how to work it. If you've put the effort in as you probably will if you're smaller, then it's up to the woman to pull her weight too. It takes two to tango, as they say.
Personally, I stand by the rule of treating the woman first. A selfish lover I am not and shall never be. In terms of my own size, I sit happily above average and have had no complaints - mostly because i've been working the ladies happy buttons, foregoing my own desires. A good way to go about it methinks, because some women talk. Oh yes. If you take take take take take, they're friends will know sooner than you can finish your orgasm. Please the woman.
Nemesis Enforcer
18-09-2007, 08:01 PM
Its not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean! :lol I love all those sayings :D
I had never really thought aboout my size before I read this thread now you have got me all worried about it with all this talk :eek
I'm average (or so I think) at 6 inch long 4.5 inch around and the few women who have seen my penis erect have only ever praised it, well to be exact they said "wow you have a beautiful c*ck" can't see what makes it so beautiful myself looks like a regular penis to my untrained eyes but I know alot of women who have been with alot of men of all sizes and they all say its not size that matters its how its used,
Slim Jim
18-09-2007, 08:30 PM
Mines 6 inches..... FROM THE FLOOR.
John Hancock
18-09-2007, 08:45 PM
Mines 6 inches..... FROM THE FLOOR.
That would make your legs...what...eight inches?
I joke, I joke, I'm sure you have a lovely willy.
Loves To Spooge
18-09-2007, 09:01 PM
mines tiny. only 3.5 inches. it sucks. all the women ive met, say midgets piss me off.
Miss T
18-09-2007, 09:03 PM
For me a man with a small penis doesnt do it and never has done.. I also dont find it visually stimulating either which doesnt help. I have only ever been with one man who had a small knob however.. they cant be that common its just that everyone thinks these massive ones in pornos are the norm.. they aint!
Is visually stimulating important to you then?
Not a dig, I'm just curious.
Burakiosaurus
18-09-2007, 09:10 PM
I have only ever been with one man who had a small knob however.. !
do you ask them the size of their knob on the first date? is that your ice breaker question?
I can safely say I'm quite a bit above average.
Miss T
18-09-2007, 09:18 PM
Is visually stimulating important to you then?
Not a dig, I'm just curious.
Yeah, not nice seeing a little cocktail sausage.
do you ask them the size of their knob on the first date? is that your ice breaker question?
In a word.. No.
Yeah, not nice seeing a little cocktail sausage.
You must hate parties with a little buffet then. :lol
Do women ever have an optimum size?
Cause it seems guys kind of have their ideal b00bs you know?
dpddave
19-09-2007, 01:49 AM
That would make your legs...what...eight inches?
I joke, I joke, I'm sure you have a lovely willy.
Dude,please don't ever say that to a guy again!
Hardcore Holly
19-09-2007, 02:15 AM
This thread makes me sick :lol
Omega
19-09-2007, 07:11 AM
Do women ever have an optimum size?
Cause it seems guys kind of have their ideal b00bs you know?
I guess that must vary person to person and some people probably don't even have a preference. I kow that I don't have a preferential size of b00by or in fact most things on a woman. I kinda take 'em as the come....... that was the wrong phrase to use on this thread.:devil
I guess that must vary person to person and some people probably don't even have a preference. I kow that I don't have a preferential size of b00by or in fact most things on a woman. I kinda take 'em as the come....... that was the wrong phrase to use on this thread.:devil
I'd think that'd have something to do with ergonomics, more than aesthetics, ya know? If the key doesn't fit in the hole, it can't open the lock. :greets4: :greets4:
If the key doesn't fit in the hole, it can't open the lock. :greets4: :greets4:But locks can be forced, which didn't sound as bad in my head as when I typed it.
Do women ever have an optimum size?
Cause it seems guys kind of have their ideal b00bs you know?I'm guessing it's the same as with boobs-different sizes for different...how was it Twig put it? Oh yeah, different sizes for different locks...
Dude,please don't ever say that to a guy again!But why not? I think it was very sweet of him!
Antihero
19-09-2007, 08:49 AM
If size matters, then i seriously screwed. Its not small. Its petite!
But locks can be forced, which didn't sound as bad in my head as when I typed it.
:eek ... Ya know I think I was about to take this too far. So I'll just let you guess what WD-40 had to do with it, and move on from there.
Burakiosaurus
19-09-2007, 09:31 AM
WD-40 or KY ?
WD-40 or KY ?
We were using metal metaphors. :P
Omega
19-09-2007, 09:54 AM
I'd think that'd have something to do with ergonomics, more than aesthetics, ya know? If the key doesn't fit in the hole, it can't open the lock. :greets4: :greets4:
Dude, I said just that like 5 posts back! Don't be ripping off my catchphrases now! :xyx
Omega
19-09-2007, 09:56 AM
We were using metal metaphors. :P
Slayer!!!!:music1
Burakiosaurus
19-09-2007, 12:31 PM
KY works on certain knobs ......
KY works on certain knobs ......And with you being so small in stature, most women could grease you up from head-to-toe and use you as a dildo.
Darkstar
19-09-2007, 01:52 PM
OK, this has gone as far as it can do now. Closed.
Though to recap:
Mitch, Burak and Antihero have small weiners.
Belty and King Reno have large wangs.
Lovestospooge is a large weiner.
DC likes to use his toes.
The rest of us feel too ill to discuss anything after the last revelation.
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