TWOstars Xtreme TV 2:4 - March 16th 2006

[Andrew]

The following program is a post watershed production, it will contain scenes and storylines not suitable for children and some of the content may also be unacceptable to other viewers. This program may also contain strobe lighting effects

'Carve me an Edge' by Fake Ideal starts to play as the XTV opening video plays….

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Images are displayed throughout the title sequence:

Banner and Dante both dropping from the cage
The return of Barry Gower
TLA walking away from The Judge
S.E.X. unveiling Michael Cole
Michael Howell accepting Tea from Niles
The Incredible Holt plexing Evil Gringo
The New Blood destroying Twiggie
Deadman running into yet another Main Event
PMA leaving town
The Violence Bearer rising up through the ramp
Scott Andrews returning
The Incredible Holt with the World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder
Redman and The Judge putting two jobbers through tables
Sickness covered in blood.
Eagles with his Hammer’s shirt and a pint
Twiggie hitting the Twiggaludo Frosion
Gringo standing Victorious after winning the rumble
The cheesy grin of Darkstar

The title sequence ends and we are taken inside of The Key Arena where masses of pyro explode around the stage area as ‘Carve me an Edge’ kicks in again. The camera now begins to pan around the capacity crowd as they cheer and hold up their signs.

Styles: Welcome everyone to another edition of TWOStars Xtreme TV! We are live from the Sold Out Key Arena in Settle, Washington and what a night this is going to be Paul.

Heyman: No doubt about it Joey Styles, the road to Wrestlenova on April 2nd has already been a bumpy one but as we move closer I have a feeling things are going to get even bumpier from here on in.

The camera is now on Styles and Heyman at ringside.

Styles: I’m sure you’re right Paul and by my reckoning we are only 17 days away from the very first Wrestlenova Pay Per View Extravaganza which is going to be headlined by The Incredible Holt defending the TWO World Heavyweight Championship against the Number One Contender….. Evil Gringo.

Heyman: and what a match that’s going to be Styles, I can’t wait to see it but wh……

Heyman is cut off as “You’re Gonna Pay” kicks in causing the crowd to boo HUGE.

Styles: Well that’s Deadman’s music but what’s he coming out here for?

Heyman: I…I have no idea Styles.

Deadman has now walked out onto the stage area where he stops at the top of the ramp way, Deadman looks out into the crowd with a look of disgust as they continue to boo him before he then begins the walk down the ramp.

Chimmel: Please Welcome, The Owner of Extreme Revolution Entertainment……. Deadman!!

The crowd boos at the announcement as Deadman now gets to the bottom of the ramp and is nearing ringside.

Styles: Last Thursday night Deadman defeated The Future Barry Gower in the middle of the ring and claimed that it was over. His business with Gower is over but why is he here tonight?

Heyman: and what a match that was Joey Styles but you just asked the question and I for one don’t have the answers, the only man who can give you that answer is Deadman himself and me knowing him as well as I do. I have a feeling we’re going to find out sooner rather than later.

Deadman has now climbed up the ring steps and has stepped through the ropes into the ring where he walks to the other side and demands a microphone which he gets.

Styles: Well he’s been given a microphone, let’s see what he has to say…..

Deadman walks to the middle of the ring as his music fades out, he looks directly into the boom cameras as he raises the microphone to his mouth.

DM: I’ve been in this business for a long, long time. I’ve seen people come and go and I’ve seen companies come and go. As all you Seattle morons know I Own what was once the greatest Wrestling Company ever created…. The Extreme Revolution.

The crowd boos at the mention of the Extreme Revolution.

DM: But after nearly five years we had to shut that company down…… I had to shut MY company down!

The crowd cheers at the mention of this.

DM: Oh you people like that don’t you?!!!

Deadman has walked around the ring pointing out to the people as he said that causing them to pop at the end.

DM: That was my life and I was forced to shut it down just eight months ago but what where my company died…. TWOStars rose from the ashes and became the New Daddy of Professional Wrestling.

The crowd pops at Deadman’s words.

Styles: I can’t believe that Deadman just admitted that!

DM: But let’s get one thing straight! I don’t like this company!.....

The crowd begins to boo again.

DM: I don’t like you moronic fans……

The crowd boos even louder

DM: and I can’t stand anyone back there in that damned lockeroom!

The booing intensifies to the max now.

Styles: Well if he doesn’t like it why doesn’t he just leave?!

DM: To put that in a more physical terms……

Deadman grabs the little TWOStars Xtreme TV box around the Microphone and pulls it off and drops it on the ground before he stomps on it smashing it to pieces as the crowd boos even louder.

DM: That’s exactly what I think of this Company!

Styles: Oh come on, That wasn’t called for!

DM: And there is just one reason why I have so much hatred for this place and that’s what happened in THIS VERY ARENA!

Styles: What the hell is he talking about?

Heyman: I’m… I’m not sure Styles.

DM: Is everyone confused? Everyone forgot? Well I haven’t….. ROLL THE DAMN FOOTAGE!!!

Xtreme TV 19 – June 30th 2005
BG: Well as you see I have it at last the Extreme Revolution World Title. I may not officially own it but let’s say it is a trophy if you will, a trophy for totally destroying Fill at the Pay Per View. Normally me and Fill would go out there battle for excess of 20-30 minutes and the next time we are on TV we are battered and bruised. NOT THIS TIME. This time I am standing tall and he is officially out of action for good, that’s right I destroyed Fill, no I annihilated Fill from existence.

The crowd boo at the word of Gower.

BG: As for this title, I believe this has become one of the biggest jokes in wrestling. So Ted if you can find a trash can please.

DiBiase leaves the ring and looks underneath it, moments later bring a trash can out and toss it up into the ring before climbing back into it himself.

BG: Thanks Ted. Now watch what I think of this.

Gower puts the title into the trash can as Ted brings out some lighter fluid and a match. Gower takes the lighter fluid and pours it into the trash can before lighting a match on fire and tossing it into the trash can setting the belt on fire.

MC: MAH GAWD. MAH GAWD, GOWER just set the ERE Title on fire.

We return from the footage and the crowd is cheering which causes Deadman to look really pissed off with them.

Styles: That took place here?

Heyman: It sure did Joey, no wonder he’s more annoyed than normal.

DM: It was those actions which were sanctioned by the TWOStars management that have left me pissed off for so long. It was those actions that fuelled my anger and it was those actions alone that got me to come here and extract my revenge on that ungrateful Son of a Bitch Barry Gower!

The crowd is booing Deadman even louder now and even starts a huge Ass Hole chant.

Styles: Well these people are giving the Extreme Revolution Owner a less than flattering chant.

Heyman: That’s because they’re a bunch of morons.

DM: I’m the ass hole? I think each and everyone of you pathetic losers needs to look in the mirror because only then will you be looking at an ass hole.

The crowd chants now turn into an even bigger chorus of boos.

DM: I came here last November to teach that Son of a Bitch a lesson and last Thursday night I finished that lesson as I left Gower lying on this mat looking up at the lights.

The crowd continues to boo.

DM: Just like that…..

*Deadman snaps his fingers just like last week*

DM: I finished it and I finished my business with that piece of crap. He may very well have destroyed the Extreme Revolution Championship last June but last week I destroyed his soul as I pinned him One, Two, Three in the centre of this ring.

The crowd boos again.

Heyman: He did just that Styles.

Styles: I can’t argue that point Paul, but what is he trying to say here?

DM: So the way I see it, I’ve got nothing left to prove here. Nothing to prove to Gower, nothing to prove to you morons and nothing to prove to those *******s backstage…..

The crowd is booing Deadman’s comments

Styles: What’s he saying Paul?

Heyman: He’s saying he’s got nothing else to prove here Joey that’s what he’s saying.

DM: So that’s it! This is the last time you’re going to see my face because I’ve had enough of this monkey ass promotion and I’ve had enough of you people.

The crowd is now cheering and even start a “NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH” chant as Deadman continues to talk.

DM: Real cute, don’t worry I’m going…. But mark my words this isn’t the last you’ve heard of me…. The Extreme Revolution will rise again and when it does I’m coming to shut this place down like I did with TWOStars 1 & 2 before it! I THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!!

Deadman throws the microphone to the mat and looks into the crowd with a huge amount of disgust as they continue their chant.

Styles: Deadman has left TWOStars, he’s had enough Paul, this is the last time we’re going to see him!

Heyman: Well I don’t blame him Styles. I don’t blame him one little bit.

Deadman looks at the crowd once last time and begins to exit the ring when “Ride the Lightning” hits and the crowd erupt into a huge pop as The Future Barry Gower and Ted DiBiase who is carrying a briefcase walk out onto the stage where they stand. Deadman steps back into the ring and looks up at them with a disgusted look on his face.

Heyman: What the hell is this about? Let him go already!

Styles: I don’t know Paul, but The Future has a microphone!

“Ride the Lightning” fades out and Gower raises the microphone to his mouth.

BG: So that’s it is it? The great Deadman is backing his bags and leaving TWOStars for good?

Deadman nods his head and mouths “Yes I am” to Gower.

BG: What’s that? Yes you are?

Deadman goes and grabs the Microphone and puts it to his mouth.

DM: Yes I’m leaving you Son of a Bitch. I’ve got nothing left to prove here especially to you!!

Gower shrugs his shoulders and nods his head a little.

BG: Maybe you haven’t got anything left to prove but this thing between us Deadman it’s not over.

The crowd pops at Gower’s statement.

Heyman: What the hell is he talking about? Of course it’s over!

DM: Yes it is over, I’m out of here.

BG: I don’t think so!

DM: You don’t think so? I’ve told you already kid, I’ve got nothing left to prove to you and you damn sure don’t have anything to offer me to stay…. So I’m going and there’s not a damned thing you can do about it.

The Future scratches his head and then begins to tap his head and smiles….

BG: Well maybe there isn’t anything I can do about it Deadman but you know….. When you say I have nothing left to offer you. That’s not exactly true….

Deadman looks confused and intrigued.

Heyman: What the hell is he talking about?

Styles: I have no idea Paul.

Gower nods his head to DiBiase who begins to open the briefcase, the contents can’t be seen.

BG: You WILL get back into that squared circle with me Deadman. You WILL wrestle me one more time and you WILL take me on at Wrestlenova!

The crowd pops at the challenge.

Styles: What a challenge, but will Deadman accept.

Deadman shakes his head at Gower.

DM: It’s not going to happen Barry, not going to happen.

The crowd boos at Deadman’s reaction.

BG: It’s not going to happen? Oh it’s going to happen Deadman and it’s going to happen because of THIS!!!!

The Future walks over to Ted DiBiase and reaches into the briefcase and pulls out….

Styles: OH MY GOD!!!!

Heyman: That’s the damn Extreme Revolution Championship!!!

Styles: Yeah what’s left of it!

Deadman is going nuts in the ring as Gower holds the charred remains of the Extreme Revolution Championship above his head before resting on his shoulder as the crowd goes bananas!

Styles: I can’t believe it, Gower is still in possession of the Extreme Revolution Championship!

Heyman: and it looks like Deadman is about to blow a gasket and I don’t blame him.

BG: You want this back Deadman? You want your Extreme Revolution Championship back? HUH?

DM: GIVE IT BACK YOU SON OF A BITCH!

BG: I’LL TAKE THAT AS A YES! WRESTLENOVA, THE FUTURE BARRY GOWER VERSUS DEADMAN – THREE STAGES OF HELL!

The crowd go absolutely nuts at the challenge as Deadman stomps around the ring kicking the ropes in an irate manner.

Heyman: Oh man what a match that will be Styles.

Styles: But will Deadman accept?

BG: What do you say Deadman?! You want this back? Face me at Wrestlenova! Let’s finish this on the grandest stage of them all.

Deadman looks straight up at Gower and his face is trembling with rage as he lifts the microphone up to his mouth. The deep heavy breathing from Deadman can by heard

DM: You Son of a Bitch, That’s my Property and if the only way to get that back is to face you once last time at Wrestlenova……

Deadman looks down at the ground as the crowd really rumble before Deadman looks straight back up at Gower with rage still etched on his face.

DM: YOU’RE ON!!!

The crowd goes absolutely nuts as Gower smiles up on the ramp and pats the Extreme Revolution Championship which is still resting on his shoulder.

Styles: It’s on! Deadman versus Gower for the charred remains for the Extreme Revolution Championship at Wrestlenova and it’s going to happen in a Three Stages of Hell match!

Heyman: I’m speechless Styles, Deadman and Gower one last time at the first Wrestlenova on Pay Per View but what are the three stages going to be?

Styles: That’s a good question Paul and I guess we’ll find out as we move closer to Wrestlenova, but what a blockbuster announcement to kick off this show. Deadman and The Future, 3 Stages of Hell at Wrestlenova for the remains of the Extreme Revolution Championship….. I can’t wait!

Xtreme TV fades to commercials as Deadman continues to stare down Gower with rage still etched across his face.

[Andrew]

Xtreme TV comes back from Commercials and we are backstage and the camera is focussed on Deadman as he walks through the corridors. He is obviously still pissed off at what has just happened.

Styles: Deadman looks to be really mad Paul.

Heyman: Well do you blame him Joey? He’s just been forced into a 3 Stages of Hell match at Wrestlenova for something he already owns!

Deadman walks passed a bunch of production carts and kicks them with them falling over with a huge bang that scares some of the workers near by. Deadman looks at them but then carries on walking but is soon chased by Josh Matthews.

JM: Mr. Deadman, please can I get a word?!

Deadman stops turns around and looks straight at Josh with a look that could kill… the crowd gasp as Josh looks at Deadman with a look of fear on his face.

Heyman: Didn’t he learn last week?

Styles: Obviously not.

DM: What. Do. You. Want?

Josh: Er. This is obviously not a good time, I’ll let you go….

Josh turns and begins to walk away when Deadman grabs him by the shirt and pulls him back.

Heyman: UH OH.

Deadman then grabs Josh around the throat and pins him against the wall, Josh is looking terrified.

DM: You wanted to ask me something boy?

Josh: Yea…… Yes Sir.

DM: Well spit it out!

Josh: Well Sir… Mr. Deadman. I just want to know how you feel about what just happened moments ago with Barry Gower?

Deadman just stares evilly at Josh in the eyes who looks increasingly worried.

Heyman: That was not a wise question Joey.

Styles: I think not.

DM: How do I feel Josh? HOW DO I FEEL? How’s about I show you how I feel?

Deadman still holding Josh by the throat raises his right arm and clinches his hand into a first.

Josh: Please…. Please Mr. Deadman don’t do it… Please!

Styles: Come on Deadman don’t do it.

Heyman: Do it, shut that punk up!

Deadman looks directly at Josh and smirks before pulling his arm back and launching forward. Josh closes his eyes expecting impact but Deadman punches the wall with his hand going through the plaster. Josh looks terrified but also relived.

DM: THAT’S HOW I FELL JOSH! THAT’S HOW I FEEL!

Deadman pulls his fist out of the wall and then pushes Josh away who quickly runs off as Deadman then turns and walks away before going through a door and slamming it shut.

Styles: Oh man Deadman is not in the mood to be messed with.

Heyman: No Sir he’s not.

The camera now zooms in at the hole in the wall as Xtreme TV fades to a Wrestlenova promo.

[Dark Dodo]

After the Promo the camera cuts backstage to the boiler room where Mean Gene Oakland is seen standing next to Iagan. Iagan has a puzzled expressionon his face.

MGO: Well here I am with Iagan, tell me again last week it was announced that at WrestleNova you are going to face Eagles and The Lonely Avenger in a 3 way match. How does it feel?

Iagan: Confussing i was suppossed to be in my dressing room. Now as for your question Mr Oakland this is my first Pay Per View and at WrestleMania I shall ...

MGO: You mean WrestleNova

Iagan: OH sorry I forgot where I was then. At WrestleNova I shall show my opponents that in the ring I know exactly where I am at all times. If Mr Eagles and Mr Avenger want ot beat the living daylights out of each other then fine. I shall find a nice spot with a view to kill, sorry, defeat who ever is left standing.

MGO: And tonight you are in a hardcore match against self proclamed hardcore champion Twiggie. How do you feel about that?

Iagan: Too be truthfull and with no disrespect. Mr Twiggie I have seen what you can do but tonight you go against a former E.W.A and E.R.E hardcore champion. I hate to blow my own trumpet here but you thing your all that well tonight we shall see who is hardcore

MGO: And before you go on a personally question. Last week you went and saw the musical "The Life and Times of A Cross Dressing Hamster". What did you think of it?

Iagan: It was smegging excellent. And no matter what hapens in the match I may sing you all a song from the musical tonight. Now how do you get out of here?

MGO: Well you heard it here folks , Iagan if you come this way

Camera goes to a TWO ShopZone Advert while Mean Gene leads Iagan out of the boiler room.

TWO ShopZone Advert of Twiggie advertising recycled toilet paper

[Evil Gringo]

Back from the TWOStars Shopzone ad we cut straight back to ring side where the lights dim and the crowd buzz as The End by Roadrunner United booms through the in house speakers.... Brooding dark red and green lights flash and spiral around the ramp and ring and pyro explodes as the Evil Gringo emerges from the back, eyes full of rage, ready for war

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JS: The Evil Gringo is here and it seems that he has changed...

PH: For the better if you ask me... I mean that rats nest he had for hair... honestly...

Gringo comes down the ramp and ignores the fans once more as he remains focused on the ring... he jumps up onto apron and quickly climbs inside throwing aside his overcoat and scalling the turnbuckle...

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PH: Last time I saw Gringo like this was before the death of Eddie...

JS: I wonder what's brought this on?

Gringo is no mood to keep the people waiting for an explation and grabs a microphone from a ring hand...

EG: Holla hombres... I know what your thinking... Damn that man looks good... well thats because it was time for a change, time for a return to the ways of old... Because homes you may remember I looked this fine last year at Wrestlemania and look what happened...

The crowd cheers in remeberance of the Gringo's historic title win in the main event...

EG: Hehehe... Thats right homes, I became the TWOStars champion and since then I fought some battles and had a change and then I realised... why? Why change what isn't broken, why change and become dogged down ese? Why end up looking and FEELING like a PUNK!

PH: He's got a point...

EG: So ese it is back to good old Gringo... tearing the place to hell, kicking every chico that gets in my way and once more proving homes that this is the house that Gringo built... that I am the only Mexican Sensation ese... but of course... I do have another reason for being out here...

JS: I wonder what it is...

PH: Probably thinks a new haircut allows him a title shot no doubt... stupid bean eaters...

EG: You see on the subject of kicks homes I seem to remember last week that someone got involved when I told him not too... I seem to remember that this ese, my very own hombre kicked me square in the teeth like a blind buerro... well homes... GET OUT HERE NOW!

The lights fade and "My Friend Of Misery", plays loud out of the speakers, and a green lasers flash on the stage and Black Dragon comes out and on to the stage his usual excitment and fan working gone...

PH: Looks the NGA is about to explode here...

JS: I'm sure they just want a friendly chat thats all...

PH: Oh yeah Joey, yeah thats it...

Dragon comes to the ring and slides through the ropes before looking Gringo straight in the eye... He motions for a microphone but before he can speak Gringo cuts him off...

EG: ESE! WHAT WHERE YOU THINKING!

BD: What do you think I was thinking Gring? I saw Boyo, I saw you outnumbered, I saw my hombre about to get a beatdown...

EG: OH REALLY!

BG: Look, you asked and I'm answering okay... I just thought that maybe, just this once I could help... so look I'm sorry ok, I didn't mean it, it was an honest mistake bro and I'd like to show you I'm sorry...

Dragon extends his hand and Gringo looks at it with a look of bearly contained anger... He seems to come to a conclusion however and moves towards Dragon but...

Break Stuff' by Limp Bizkit hits the PA and the owner of TWOStars walks out onto the rampway mic in hand as the boo's ring out around him...

DS: Well isn't this nice... like a little latino soap in my ring... but thing is Pingu and Juniour I didn't ask for El Dorado in my ring oh no...

EG: Ese this is between me and my homes here... why don't you back that mucho grande ass back up the ramp and get out of my way...

DS: Me? I am the owner Gringo, I AM THE BOSS! Even if you haven't learned that by now you have to realise this... I and not you RUN this show and to be honest I don't think the fans want to see a Latino love fest in their ring and neither do I... So in the intrest of fairness...

BD: Fairness you... ha don't make me laugh!

DS: Like I was saying junior before I was interrupted... In the intrest of fairness after the actions of last week I see only one course of action... Gringo v Dragon ONE ON ONE TONIGHT!

The crowd have a mixed reaction to this....

PH: I LIKE IT!

JS: Oh my, the NGA colliding tonight?

DS: Oh yes homes... you and junior one on one... hope you have fun...

With that Break Stuff hits once more and Darkstar stalks back through the curtain as Black Dragon and Gringo just stand there, Dragon shrugging at the irate Gringo as we go to commercial....

[Twig]

Mean Gene steps through a door marked "Boiler Room" and bumps directly into the PETA Punisher.

MGO: Oh sweet lord no!

Twig: Huh? Oh, well if it isn't little Meanie!

TWOstars senior backstage reporter shrinks away from Twiggie, holding his neck remembering the devestating pain once unleashed upon him.

Twig: So how's the noggin?

MGO: Not good, I've just gotten out of a neckbrace, and the doctor says I'll never be able to flex with the Hulkster again.

Twig: ohyeahwhatashame. So! I've finally got me some hardcore action, eh?

MGO: Yes, I've just interviewed your opponent actually. He said that he's actually held a prestigious hardcore title... you know one that's been recognised by a federation?

The Colorado Troubadour's face turns deadpan, and he shifts the shiny belt made of recycled titles on his shoulder.

Twig: What are you trying to say? That this doesn't mean anything? Are trying to say that Iagan actually stands a chance tonight? He drives a bug, and I can't fault him for that. But you're tellin' me that he's been in a hardcore match or two?

MGO: Well, ye-

Twig: No s*beep*t! The little f*beep*ker's been his in the head so many times he's practiaclly retarded! He couldn't find his dick if it wasn't stuck above his balls.

MGO: ummm... what?

Twig: I'm sayin' he's just another notch in my hardcore belt.

MGO: So does that mean you're confident enough to put your title on the line tonight?

Twig: What are kidding? This isn't the US title, bub. You need to earn the chance to take a swing at this baby.

Twig polishes his belt a little, and cuts his hand on a jagged egde.

Twig: Not again.

MGO: Well speaking of earning a shot at the hardcore title, last week you issued a challenge to Dante... where does that stand?

Twig: The jury's still out. And I don't blame 'em, this is a huge challenge I've issued. I mean I'd be surprised if Dante didn't need to take a week to build up the courage to accept... But look, I need to get a tetnous shot, alright? Take it easy!

The unofficial hardcore champ slaps Mr. Oakerlund on the back, and walks away. The old man winces and grabs his injured neck motioning for the cameraman to cut away, which he does.

Fade to a rundown of tonights card, with the newly announced main event.

[Darkstar]

Back from card rundown.

The sound of booing can be heard as the camera reveals The Dark Alliance locker room. Boyo is reclining on a black leather chair while Sickness is giggling to himself on a rocking horse.

Boyo: Mr Sickness, tonight you are facing Mr Gower again, have you decided how quickly you will beat him this time?

Sickness: Kryptonite.....thats the weakness of Gowerman.

Boyo: Mr Sickness.......thats Superman.

Sickness (rocking faster): Superman is the weakness of Gowerman?

Boyo: Well, Mr Gower would disagree. That man has an ego bigger than Mr Bollea.

Sickness: Have I beated Mr Bollea as well?

Boyo: Mr Sickness, do you even remember Mr Gower at all? Big blond man, Hitler would have loved him. Had problems beating you every time.

Sickness: Calm down dear, its not a real mouse.

Boyo: .................why did I pick you over Iagan?

Sickness quickly gets off of the rocking horse and shoulder blocks the door, breaking the wood off its hinges and crashing down into the corridor, in the background someone can be heard yelling about 'the serengetti'.
From the floor Sickness looks up at Boyo

Sickness: Does that help Mr Boyo?

Boyo: Yes Mr Sickness, thank you for refreshing my memory. Should we get some food?

Sickness: Not take away again, the last one was nasty nasty.

Boyo: That was a rat Iagan released into our dressing room my friend.

Sickness: It was stringy.

Cut to New Blood promo.

[Dark Dodo]

Action cuts to ring side where Joey Styles and Paul Heyman are sitting at ring side.

JS: And welcome back folks and next we have a hardcore match between two hardcore veterans.

PH: That's right bags we've got the Hardcore God Twiggie taking on that idiotic freak Iagan.

JS: And what a way to kick start the beginning of the show Heyman

PH: And I hate to say this but this is going to be one hell of slobber knocker

Music plays and English flag appears on Screen
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Finkle: Ladies and Gentlemen the following match is scheduled for one fall and is a hardcore match. Introducing first hailing from Manchester, England weighing in at 230lbs and at a height of 5ft 11 .. IAGAN

Iagan walks out onto entrance smelling an English rose and starts to walk down to the ring. There is a mixed reaction from the crowds

JS: And the crowds still not sure to make out Iagan.

PH: Well I can tell you he is a freak. Always was, always is and always will be

Iagan stops halfway down the aisle and waves to the crowds.

PH: SEE! Showboating to the morons as usualy.

Iagan reaches the ring and climbs up the steps. Before entering the ring Iagan wipes his feet on the ring apron before climbing through the ropes. As the music starts to fade away Iagan throws the rose into the crowd where a young women grabs it. Suddenly the arena is bathed in psychedelic swirls.

Finkle: And introducing his opponent hailing from Nederlands.Colorado weighing in at 196lbs and at a height of 5ft 11 -the self proclaimed TWO Hardcore champion -TWIGGIE


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is displayed in close ups and as a whole across the TWOtron. Split Open and Melt by Phish is heard through the speakers of the arena. Twiggie appears at the top of the ramp wheeling his signature recycling bin behind him Suddenly Iagan leaps over the top ropes and charges up the aisle as Twiggie looks on. Twiggie goes to pick up the recycling bin but just as he is about to do so is speared by Iagan. Twiggie falls to the floor and Iagan starts to deliver punches to the head.

PH: And the freak is showing the Twiggstar what he meant before.

JS: Twiggie managing to get Iagan off him and both men to their feet.

Twiggie looks furious as Iagan smiles at him. Twiggie and Iagan lock up as Nick Patrick rolls out of the ring. Twiggie gets the upper hand and slams Iagan onto the steel entrance ramp. Iagan lets out a yell and Twiggie quickly gets to his feet and opens the recycling bin and pulls out a stop sign. He turns round to hit Iagan with it but Iaganwho is still lying on the floor kicks Twiggie in the kneecaps. Nick Patrick reaches the top of the entrance where Iagan kicks Twiggie in the knees again which gets a small reaction from the crowd. Iagan gets to his feet as Twiggie swings the stop sing and Iagan ducks underneath it and Russian leg sweeps him of his feet. Iagan quickly gets to his feet and delivers a leg drop across the chest while Patrick tries to get them back to the ring.

JS: And the ref trying to get them back to the ring so he can officially start the match

PH: WHAT? You mean the bell hasn’t rung yet?

Iagan gets Twiggie to his feet and delivers a Lobotomiser onto the stop sign which gets a mixed reaction from the crowd. Patrick tries to get Iagan to go to the ring but Iagan seems no to be listening as he gets Twiggie to his feet.

JS: And Iagan going for the Lobotomiser again

PH: Patrick needs to … THE TWIGGMASTER COUNTERS! What a gut wrench power bomb that was.

JS: And Twiggie looking into his bin of tricks folks

As Iagan gets to his feet Twiggie pulls out a wooden plank and turns to face Iagan. Both men look mat each other when suddenly Twiggie swings the plank of wood at Iagan’s head who just manages to raise his arms in time and block it. Twiggie has a look of frustration on his face and throws the plank to the floor and without warning tackles Iagan to the floor and starts delivering blows to the head. Nick Patrick looks on and yells at them to get back into the ring. Iagan manages to push Twiggie of him and both men get to their feet. Twiggie starts delivering a series of punches then Iagan blocks and starts delivering a series of punches of his own followed by a clothesline. The camera zooms in onto the audience where Eagles can be seen looking on

JS: And that move was called the Last Orders Heyman something Iagan dreamt up whilst unjustly locked away.

PH: Oh shut up and watch.

JS: And it also looks like Eagles is scouting out his opponent for WreslteNova

Iagan goes to get Twiggie to his feet but Twiggie delivers a low blow and as Iagan keels over, Russian leg sweeps him of his feet. Twiggie gets to his feet quickly and delivers a standing moonsault. Twiggie goes for the cover but quickly releases it and goes to look for the stop sign. Iagan manages to get to his feet and as Twiggie finds the stop sign and as he turns round is met by a hard punch to the stomach causing Twiggie to drop the sign. Referee Nick Patrick tries to break it up but is accidently knocked down to the mat as Twiggie and Iagan exchange blows.

JS: The match is still not officaly underway and Patricks has been knocked out

PH: And it serves him right for trying to interfere.

Both men continue to exchange blows when suddenly they stand apart and look at each other. Twiggie goes to pick up the stop sign and Iagan goes to pick up the plank of lumber. Nick Patrick has gotten back to his feet and calls for the bell as Twiggie and Iagan swing at each other.

DING DING

PH: FINALLY!

Both men miss and glare at each other and Iagan quickly throws the plank at Twiggie which catches him by surprise and grabs Twiggie and Irish whips him into the barrier causing Twiggie to drop the stop sign. Iagan charges forward but Twiggie gets his foot up in time causing it to hiy Iagan under the jaw. Iagan staggers back and Twiggie, to a mixed reaction from the crowd, delivers a dredlock whip which hits Iagan across the burnt side of his face causing him to let out a scream. Twiggie smile and suddenly runs to the ring and rolls under the bottom ropes. Iagan glares at the ring and run down the aisle followed by Nick Patrick.

PH: At last! Patrick has got them in the ring.

As Iagan rolls under the bottom rope Twiggie applies the cross face chicken ring. Iagan is struggling to reach the ropes but Twiggie pulls him away each time.

Ph: If the Twigg-minator keeps this on he has this match in the bag

JS: BUT WAIT! It looks like Iagan is somehow getting out of the hold.

Iagan manages to get out of the cross face chicken wing and rolls under the ropes. Twiggie goes to follow him but as soon as he gets near the ropes Iagan jumps up and grabbing Twiggie by the head, pulls down causing Twiggie to hit his throat against the top ropes. Twiggie staggers back. There is a small chant of “IAGAN” as he looks under the ring and pulls out a steel chair. He quickly rolls back into the ring and hits Twiggie across the head. But Twiggie just stands there and quickly drops to his knees and delivers a low blow followed up by a russian leg sweep.

PH: And Twiggie using one of Iagan’s former moves against him.

As soon as Iagan hits the mat, Twiggie goes to deliver an elbow brop but Iagan rolls out of the way at the last second and Twiggie hits the mat instead. Iagan runs to the turnbuckle and climbs it and waits as Twiggie gets to his feet. As Twiggie turns round Iagan leaps off to deliver a clothesline but Twiggie steps to the side and delivers the swinging headscissors.
Twiggie quickly climbs the turnbuckle and leaps of with a flying elbow drop which connects hard to the centre of the back. Twiggie goes to deliver the cover but Iagan kicks out. Iagan gets to his feet as Twiggie gets to his feet. Both men lock up and struggle for the upper hand. Twiggie manages to get it and delivers a sleeper hold. The Camera zooms in on the other side of the ring where in the audience the Lonely Avenger can be seen also scouting out the match

JS: And shades of Ted Dibiase and Stone Cold Austin in that move Heyman

PH: NEVER! I thought it was shades of Elvis there Joey you moron.

JS: And it looks like the Lonely Avenger is also scouting out Iagan

PH: WELL DUH! What’s good for Eagles is certainly good enough for The Lonely Avenger

Iagan struggles and suddenly runs backwards into the turnbuckle causing Twiggie to let out a small scream. But Twiggie pushes Iagan forward and suddenly drops to his knees goes to deliver a low blow but Iagan steps forward in time and Twiggie misses. Twiggie goes to get to his feet but Iagan quickly picks up the chair amd hit’s the chair over the head. Twiggie collapses to the mat and Iagan goes for the cover.

ONE

TWO

KICKOUT

Iagn gets to his feet and looks around the ring with a sadistic smile on his face. He picks up the chair once again and goes to hit Twiggie across the stomache with it but Twiggie punches him between the legs and Iagan keels over dropping the chair. Twiggie gets to his feet as Iagan straightens up and delivers a clothes line. Twiggie picks up the chair and hits Iagan over the head with it then dropping the chair quickly rolls out of the ring and heads towards the time keepers table. He picks up the bell and heads back towards the ring.

PH: And we are seeing the Hardcore master take it up a step here folks

JS: Well don't count Iagan out just yet.

Twiggie stands over Iagan and goes to hit Iagan over the head with it but at the last moment Iagan rolls out of the way and Twiggie connects with the mat instead . Twiggie is furious and chases after Iagana who rolls out of the ring. Twiggie throws the bell at Iagan and leaps over the tope ropes as Iagan gets to his feet. Both men fall to the floor to a mixed reaction from the audience. Nick Patrick walks over to the ropes and looks down over them as both men struggle to their feet. Twiggie and Iagan look at each other and lock up but Iagan gets the upper hand and Irish whips Twiggie into the steel steep. Iagan goes to follow up with a close line but Twiggie delivers a spear.

JS: And Iagan hitting his head on the bell folks.

PH: Well it was on the floor Styles

Twiggie gets to his feet and walks over to the semi unconcious Iagan and starts to delivier punches to the head. A small section of the crowd start to chant "IAGAN" and “SMEG HIM”

JS: And it seems that some of the audience here tonight are trying to motivate Iagan into action

PH: Well these cretins can chant all they want, Iagan is going to lose because he is a freak and always will be

JS: Well I‘m surprised that there is no blood yet ... AND YES! It looks like Iagan is starting to stir into action.

Iagan starts to block the blows to his head and Twiggie in frustration gets to his feet and picks up the steel stairs and walks back to Iagan who manages to get to his feet. Twiggie goes to hit Iagan over the head but Iagan suddenly comes to life and spears him and the steel steps fly backwards hitting the barrier surrounding the audience. Both men hit the mats on the floor hard and Iagan delivers blows to the head of Twiggie. Iagan gets to his feet and starts to stomp heavily on Twiggie. Twiggie manages to kick Iagan away and rolls under the ring. Iagan waves to the crowd when suddenly Iagan is pulled under the ring as Twiggie grabs hold of his legs and drags him under.

JS: And it sounds like both men are continuing the fight under the ring folks

PH: And it sounds like The Recycling One is getting the upper hand

A few minutes Iagan and Twiggie crawl out from under the ring. Twiggie gets uneasily to his feet as does Iagan and both lock up again. Twiggie manages to Irish whips Iagan into the ring post and charges at Iagan and deivers a spear which connects. He then Irish whips Iagan into the Announce table and charges again but Iagan puts his foot up at the last moment which connects with Twiggie’s jaw and follows up with a punch to the stomach. Iagan then follows up with a standing drop kick but misses as Twiggie moves to the side. Twiggie grabs the glass water jug of the announce table and smashes it over Iagan’s head. Twiggie looks down at the now semi-conscious Iagan and delivers a standing leg drop. Twiggie picks Iagan up and throws him into the ring. Twiggie climbs the ring post and motions to the crowd .

PH: And Twiggie taking advantage here…YES!…MODIFIED FROG SPLASH! MODIFIED FROG SPLASH!

JS: We heard you the first time

Twiggie goes for the cover

ONE

PH: And this could be it from the Twigg-minator Style

TWO

THR KICKOUT

PH: NO! NO! NO!

Twiggie gets to his feet and looks around for a weapon

JS: And what a tremendous first match this is Heyman

PH: True Styles and Twiggie getting the steel chair from before and placing it in the corner.

Twiggie gets Iagan to his feet and goes to Irish whip him into the corner but Iagan reverses it and Irish Whips Twiggie into the corner instead who stops himself at the last minute from hitting the chair. As he turns round Iagan charges forward with a spear but at the last moment Twiggie steps aside and Iagan hit’s the steel chair hard.

PH: And what a rookie mistake by the freak Iagan

JS: And Twiggie taking advantage by going for the cover

ONE

TWO

THREE

PH: YES! YES! YES! The Twigg-master has done it. He’s beaten the freak

Nick Patrick raises Twiggies hand in victory

Finkle: And the winner one this match by a pin fall is TWIGGIE

There is a mixed reaction from the crowd and on the screen is shown The Lonely Avenger and Eagles heading backstage.

JS: And what a first match that was folks and I am surprised that both mean didn’t bleed in this.

PH: That’s true but Twiggie has proven himself to be the true god of Hardcore here Styles

Twiggie is heading back up the aisle with a huge smile on his face as Nick Patrick helps Iagan to his feet.

JS: Well Iagan has certainly shown us what he’s got but will it be enough at WrestleNova

PH: I doubt that Styles as he is up against Eagles and The Lonely Avenger, seasoned veterans of TWO Pay Per Views. And I wouldn’t be surprised if Iagan gets lost on the way

JS: We’ll be back after this commercial break. Don’t touch that dial

Camera fades to a TWO ShopZone Advert of Gringo advertising a “Best Of Luchador Wrestling” Video

[Boyo]

Cuts back to ol' Boyo who is leaving the Dark Alliance locker room.

Boyo: Mr Sickness, what are you having? Tell me quickly or i'll just get a Chinese takeaway for myself!

A muffled voice can be heard from inside the locker room.

Boyo: Yes, yes, crispy chilli beef it is. I'll get us some Chow Mein as well. One can always do good by noodles. What -?

Some more muffled voices from the locker room.

Boyo: No, Mr Sickness, it will be served warm. And cooked, yes. No Mr Sickness it just comes like that!

Boyo shuts the door and starts walking. Boyo is wearing a black leather jacket, skinny jeans and a vintage Megadeth t-shirt that he knicked out of The Evil Gringo's duffle bag.

Boyo (whistling): doo doo doo...oh hello there!

The camera shows that Boyo has bumped into Barry Gower and Ted diBiase. The crowd boo this, but also cheer this.

Boyo: And how are Messirs Gower and Money tonight?

BG: Shut your damned face Boyo!

TdB: Nya ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Boyo: Mr Gower, always a pleasure to mix with you. Always.

BG: Didn't you hear me? Shut your damned face! I don't like you Boyo.

Boyo: It's because you never beat me, Mr Gower.

The crowd "ohhhhh" at this remark.

BG: No, it's because you're a jackass with an attitude problem.

Boyo: Well Mr Dead would say it's you with the attitude problem, Mr Gower.

BG: Say that once, you get a warning between old ERE men. Say that again and I will shove that briefcase Teddy's carry UP YOUR HEAD.

TdB: Nya ha haaaaaaaaa!

Boyo: Mr Nya, do hush yourself, the big boys are talking.

BG: Are you going to be at ringside tonight Boyo? Are you going to try to disrupt my systematic disembowelling of your tag team partner?

Boyo: It depends if my Sweet n Sour pork has settled in my stomach.

BG: Boyo, you're too smart for your own good. Well I'm smarter!

Boyo: And that's why you're going into a Three Stages of Hell match against Mr Dead for the bragging rights over some old-hat, charred remains of yesteryear, is it..?

BG: What did you say!?!

Boyo: Mr Gower, at Wrestlenova you will be fighting a man who wants to bail out of TWOStars for a bit of nostalgic scrap metal. I, on the other hand, will be defending my TWOStars Tag Team Titles. This belt right here. Alongside the man who will carve you a new A, and a new B, C, D, E - you get the point - in that very ring tonight.

Barry Gower looks on incensed...

Boyo: I see nothing smart about you except maybe your Alec.

BG: You sunnab*tch.

Boyo: Still carrying a picture of Goldy in your wallet as well? Or are you over her yet? Must have been embarrassing...

BG: Get away from me Boyo, before you get me fired.

Boyo: Big words, Mr Gower. No, I don't need to fight you here, there, or anywhere. Mr Sickness can take you apart in the ring. And I've done nothing but beat you without mercy every time we've met. I could do a whole lotta damage to you and Mr Nya here, but I'm too pretty for jail. Now get out of my way!

Boyo shoulders past as Gower and diBiase look on outraged.

BG: That sunnab*tch...

Cuts to a Starbucks commerical. (hey, we are in Seattle)...

[TGO]

We return from a Starbucks commercial, to find Chris Eagles sat in his locker room, watching his match with The Lonely Avenger from Haloween Havok

Eagles - I still can’t believe I lost.

All of a sudden, Iagan falls out of the locker, that’s next to the television.

Eagles - What the hell?

Iagan - Sorry, I’m lost again, though this was my locker room and I though this was the way to the toilet.

Eagles - GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE NOW!

Iagan - I’m, I’m...

Eagles - OUT!

Iagan opens the door, as he is about the leave the locker....

Eagles - Hang on, (Iagan stops and turns to the former TV champion) I watched you’re match against Twiggie, and well you sucked.

The crowd cheer as they remember the hardcore classic we had earlier.

Eagles - Tell you what, next week on X-Treme TV, Twiggie v Chris Eagles, Darkstar has given me the match, and so I will show you how to beat the hippy freak.

Iagan - I can’t wait for that next week, can I watch?

Eagles - ................Umm, if you want.

Iagan - Thank you.

Eagles - NOW GET OUT!

As Iagan leaves the locker room, Twiggie walks past laughing.

Twiggie - So Chris, you think you can beat me, YOU WANT A SHOT AT MY HARDCORE TITLE.

Eagles - Yeah, I will take your title, in your own match, A HARDCORE MATCH

The crowd can be heard cheering the challenge.

Iagan - Hardcore, I can do that

Eagles/Twiggie - SHUT UP

As Eagles and Twiggie look on Iagan wanders off, as he does he can be heard speaking to himself.

Eagles - Freak, Anyway Twiggie, You and myself for you hardcore title.

Twiggie - No, no hardcore match, and no hardcore title, you need to prove to me that you’re hardcore, before you can even LOOK at my title.

Eagles - Fine you and me one on one.

Twiggie - Now I have thinks to do.

Eagles - I will see you next week.

Twiggie places a joint into his mouth and walks away as he lights it.

Eagles - I will show you hardcore tonight, you hippy freak.

The screen fades to a clip showing the reason Black Dragon takes on his friend The Evil Gringo.

[Boyo]

...Cuts to a shot of the back car park. We can see Gower's Limo, Iagan's Bug, Eagles' mega-flash Bentley (or whatever it is he drives these days) and the Dark Alliance Triumph motorcycle, complete with side car. The camera focusses on Boyo, still wearing his stolen Megadeth t-shirt and leather jacket and skinny jeans, standing at the trailer that sells Chinese food, arguing with the owner.

Boyo (getting annoyed): No, that's what he wants: Panda. He wants Chilli Beef and Panda necks dipped in Plum Sauce. What?

...*some muffled voice from the trailer*

Boyo: Well you had better go CATCH your self some Panda then, hadn't you?

*more muffled voices*

Boyo: Well do YOU want to tell Mr Sickness that he cannot have Panda necks for his dinner!? No. I didn't think so. Okay, okay, just give me the damned pork! The damned fool won't know it's not Panda necks...

Voice: Hey! Ass-hole!

There are some cheers as Boyo turns to face whoever just insulted his person. The crowd boo when they see it is Arron Winter and Ashton Butcher, their tag team title opponents at Wrestlenova.

Boyo: What the hell do you want?

Butcher: I'll tell you what we want, Boyo, you self-serving son of a bitch!

Crowd: ooooh

Butcher: We've come here, right here backstage, right now, to offer you a solution to your problems.

Boyo: You have Panda?

Winter: Ugh!

Butcher: No, lame-brain, we think you have a bigger problem than that...

Boyo: Mr Gower? Nah! We rib each other all the time. He's a pussy-cat really. Well, just scratch 'cat'.

Crowd: Ohhh

Butcher smirks with menace at Boyo

Butcher: You're a dumb fool, Boyo. We're talking about your biggest problem to date: and that is your ownership of the Tag Team Titles going into Wrestlenova...

Boyo smirks.

Boyo: Oh, there's no problem.

Butcher: We disagree. You are facing the NEW BLOOD in a first ever Tables, TV's, Ladders and Chairs match for the World. Tag Team Titles. And we want to offer you a solution.

Boyo: And what's that then?

Butcher: GIVE US your titles now, and save yourself a beating at Wrestlenova. The titles are so bady under threat right now.

Arron Winter folds his arms across his massive chest and stares at Boyo.

Boyo: Yes, but the titles are not under threat. Have you even SEEN our opponents? Gah! Some weedy, loudmouth so-and-so and some big fat grunting mass. It's like someone saw The Future from last year and decided they'd make a crappy new version. Like Blues Brothers 2000 or something. Sheesh!

The crowd actually cheer Boyo.

*muffled voices*

Boyo: Well if you'd excuse me, lads, Mr Obi Wan here has just cooked The Official. Pre. Match. Snack. Of The Dark Alliance: Chicken Chow Mein, Crispy Chilli Beef and some pork dish here passing as Panda necks.

Boyo barges past both Winter and Butcher and collects his food.

Boyo: Be seeing you turds then...

Butcher: Oh no you don't you git!!

Butcher lunges at Boyo from behind but Boyo counters with a sweet Swansea Strike that connects in Butcher's windpipe. Butcher drops like Geraint Jones to the floor and Arron Winter steams in.

Winter: Die!

Boyo ducks Winter's clothesline and as Winter turns back around to attack Boyo again, Boyo connects with a spinning roundhouse kick, sending the big man reeling and landing awkwardly on some boxes.

The crowd are cheering the action but booing Boyo.

Boyo checks the cartons of cheap Chinese food and finds it is still intact. He walks to the Dark Alliance locker room and can be heard saying:

Boyo: Oh Mr Sickness I've got your Panda necks you wanted...

Cuts to...

[Drake]

We cut to the backstage interview set where Todd Grisham is standing with ''The Assasin'' Dante Mueller.

Grisham: So Dante, tonight you got you'r hands full when you face the TWOStars Television Champion and member of the New Blood Drake Rush. From past shows we have seen that Rush always has something up his sleeve and manages to always end up with the victory no matter what. So how do you plan on countering that?

Dante: Well let me tell you something Todd, you see tonight.......

Dante is quickly interrupted by Drake Rush (Who is in his in-ring attire but instead of being topless he has a black ''Head-bangers Ball'' t-shirt and his TV title on his right shoulder) who walks into the camera frame.

Drake: Well if it isn't Dante the vampire freak. Dante tonight you have the privilege of facing the Messiah in a wrestling match, yes PRIVILEGE, cause you see I'm a busy man and well let's be honest, I don't wrestle nobody's like the Judge, hence why I haven't even accepted his match proposal for Wrestle Nova. So consider yourself lucky, yes lucky, you're gonna get OWNED by the greatest Television Champion in this federation history.

Dante gives Drake a fierce look with his eyes rolled up (Ala Taker) and then grabs Rush with his right hand by the throat.

Drake: Security, Security!!!!!!

A bunch of security officers pop up and separate Drake from Dante.

Drake: So you wanna go all freaky on me?

The Messiah shows a fake blood capsule that he was holding to Dante.

Drake: You see this??

Rush throws the fake blood capsule into his mouth and blood starts to pour down his mouth.

Drake: *In a mocking tone* Look at me, I'm Dante and I think that I can scare people with my fake blood *Mocking tone ends*. Asshole.

The Messiah leaves this interview set.

Grisham: So Dante what do you have to say about this.

The Assasin doesn't say a word and he rolls his eyes back (Ala Taker) and blood starts to pour down his mouth to a HUGEEE pop from the live Seattle crowd.

*Voice Over*

Heyman: What in the blue hell, I told you that Dante was a freak. He didn't have a fake blood capsule anywhere, and now blood is starting to pour down his mouth. I think I'm gonna puke.

Styles: I told ya, Dante is not the man you wanna messed with, he'll get inside you'r head and then finish you off in the ring. And I don't think the Messiah can counter that, and id he can't do that then Rush is gonna be in serious trouble later tonight in their match.

Cut to a Ashton/Arron vs MBR and Eagles match preview graphic.

[Craig Van Dam]

We return to Xtreme TV where both members of NGA are in the dressing room

BD: Look dude, I know we have to face each other tonight but this tension kills me man and do you know why?

EG: Why?

BD: Because this is exactly what The Future wants. They want you and I at odds at this time, think about it in just under 3 weeks at Wrestlenova we are both competing in the biggest matches of our careers, you face The Incredible Holt for the World Title and I face VVV for the US Title.

EG: Yeah holmes, I guess your right, maybe I did get a bit angry out there earlier, you are only trying to do your best. And you're right if we stay on the same page then at Wrestlenova, you will be become the United States Champion and I will become World Champion and then The Future's hold on the top of TWO will be over. NGA will take over

BD: Exactly, we've both put up with too much sh1t from them the past few months. Are we ok?

Dragon extends his hands

EG: Yeah, we're cool holmes

Gringo accepts the handshake, and then Black Dragon goes to walk out the dressing room and then he stops.....................

BD: Oh and just so you know, in our match tonight, been the sportsman that I am, I wont be holding back, I'll go at you 100%

EG: Oh yeah yeah. Whatever of course

BD: Errrm, excuse me are you taking me seriously?

EG: Of course I take your seriously, your good..................just not as good as me. Anyway see you out there tonight holmes

Evil Gringo leaves the locker while Black Dragon is standing there looking miffed.

BD: (sarcastcally to himself) your good but not as good as me............I'll show him whos not as good.

We fade to a Wrestlenova hype video

[Dark Dodo]

After the WrestleNove Video the camera cuts back stage to Iagan who is seen standing in his dressing room. The room is almost barren apart from a battered steel chair, a small black and white television sitting atop of an old crate and a E.R.E poster hanging of the wall depicting Jerry Lawler

Iagan: Ladies and gentlemen earlier on tonight I promised you all a song from the musical "The Life and Times of a cross dressing Hamster2 So here it is

Iagan clears his throat and looks straight into camera

Iagan: I am he
Since you are me
Since you and I
Are all together.

See, how when they run
Like hot cross buns
See, how when they fly
I duck for cover.

I am the hamster in a mess
For the Walrus wears my dress
Oh I am the Hamster of this city
Dating a poodle rather pretty

Watching small flowers in a row
As they pick bogies from their nose
Yellow vanilla pudding, roast fat of dead frog.
Behind the bike sheds for a snog

In an English garden sit, which waits the purple sun,
If it never comes, receive an acid number from
The Eggman in the English rain.
But careful as he lives down a drain

Oh I am the Hamster of this city
But it starts to get rather gritty
For no one must never find
The Scarecrow with no mind

Don't you think the fun bird laughter
Sounds strange from the rafters
See them smiling like a mouse
Like pigs in a straw built house

I am he
Since you are me
Since you and I
Are all together.


There is little response or reaction from the audience when Eagles comes bursting inot the room

Eagles: WWHAT THE HELL? (Eagles looks around the room and sees Iagan standing there) What on earth was that noise? It sounded like the screams of a tortured cat

Iagan: I was singing a song from

Eagles:SINGING? SIMGING! Geez you sing as goo d as you wrestle and thats preety awful

Iagan: Oh you think so Mr Eagles well I shall show you and The Lonely Avenger at Wrestle Nova what real wreslting is all about

Eagles: Yeah well tell me this you worked for E.W.A that is out of business. You've worked for E.R.E that is also out of business doesn't that tell you something. It says that your wreslting is so bad it puts companies out of business and I wont let you do that here Iagan.

Iagan: If anyone is going to put this company out of business it will be you and The Lonely Avenger with your pathetic moves and pathetic matcces. At Wrestle Nove I shall show you two what it takes to make a match great

Suddenly the lights go out and there is the sound of fighting in the room. After a few minutes the lights come back on and Eagles, Iagan and The Lonely avenger are fighting in Iagan's dressing room. Eagles irish whips The Lonely Avenger into the television causing it to break but is tackled from behind by Iagan with a spear. Darkstar enters the room with security who pull them apart.

Darkstar:ENOUGH! I don't want to see this untill Wrestle Nova or unless I say other wise.GET IT, GOT IT! GOOD now Eagles, Avenger to your dressing rooms now and as for you Iagan I want this mess cleaned up and that television repaired got it

All three nod their heads and as Eagles and T.L.A are escorted out of Iagan's dressing room, Darkstar is seen smiling as Iagan gets to cleaning whilst muttering under his breath

Camera fades to

[TGO]

As the camera returns from an ad break, Chris Eagles still with security, is walking back to his locker room, out of nowhere MBR comes face to face with the man he will be teaming with tonight against the new blood.

MBR - Christopher Eagles, so we meet again.

Eagles - The last time I saw you, you came out to help me, the man who ended your career, at One Night Stand.

The crowd are on their feet waiting for the face off to end with a bang

MBR - Sure was, and the time before at...

Eagles - Oh yes the time before that.

The two men start laughing, much to the shock of the crowd.

MBR - (still laughing) and people are thinking I’m here to get my revenge.

Eagles - Most likely.

MBR - Will, you did end my career.

Eagles - Yep.

MBR - But what people don’t know is, that you, Chris Eagles helped me get back in to the ring, helped me through the injuries from after that match, and that it was you, Chris Eagles that get me a contract here in TWOstars.

The crowd cheer and chant the name of MBR and Chris Eagles, as the two shake hands.

Eagles - The New Blood though they we’re through with me, Ha with you by my side, we will take out the no1 contenders tonight.

MBR - Lets do this.

As MBR and Eagles walk away the camera, starts to fade to an ad break “the best and worst of TWOstars”

[Dante]

Back from Best and Worst of TWO Stars.

Heyman-Man, we have all this heat going on her tonight. Eagles and MBR, Dante and Rush. I still can't believe Dante with that blood.

Styles-You act like thats the first time he's done somthing like that. I mean after all...

The lights in the arena cut out.

Heyman-What the hell. Someone really should call someone. I mean, at LEAST twice a show we lose the lights. This is just freaking ridicul....

Bloodlines begins to blare throughout the arena.

Styles-Well does that answer your question Paul?

The ADM symbol comes up on the 'Tron dripping blood. THere is a MASSIVE pop from the crowd as no other then the man in black Dante walks to the ring.

Styles-He's got the murderous look in his eyes again...

Dante gets a mic and raises it to his mouth to speak.

Dante-Well I thank you all for that welcoming. I've been hearing some rumors around the back as to why I wasn't present last week. I'd like to tell you all, I was....busy putting some affairs in order.

Heyman-Yeah. I'm sure. Probably robbing a blood bank.

Dante-But I'm back, and would like to pardon myself for my absence. Now, onto other things I've been hearing. Rush wants to run his mouth off? This isn't a change at all. He wants to try me, I have no problems with that. I'll take his sorry carcass out of exsistence.

The Crowd pops.

Dante-But, the main thing I wanted to address is Twiggie. He comes out here saying he's hardcore, and how he isn't a slacker. I got news pal, it takes a hell of a lot more than lifting some weights to step into the ring with me. Look at the graves. You can read for yourself the people I've taken out. I am not one to be toyed around with. You really think you can step into the ring with me? In a hardcore match no less? You've done some good work before, but I don't think you have the nilism, the barbarism, or the sheer twisted psychotic state of mind to do it. You're entering a world of torrment and pain your pathetic burnt out brain can not comprehend. I will end you. Thats a promise. Remember hippy, you never know what shadow The Assassin is lurking in.

Dante turns to leave and gets to the apron before stopping.

D-Oh, and by the way, incase you couldn't understand, I accept your challenge.

Bloodlines begins to blare again as Dante leaves up the ramp.

Styles-Dante with some strong words for Twiggie there.

Heyman-We'll see if he can follow them up in a couple of weeks...

Cut to Twiggie vs. Dante video package.

[Twig]

The Hardcore video package cuts out short.

Dante is making his way up the ramp when suddenly Split Open and Melt plays over the in house speakers. The crowd pops at the thought that the two just might fight it out right here and now.

Styles: Well his music is playing, but I don't see the Twigmeister...

A spotlight shines at the top of the TWOtron, and the camera closes in to reveal the PETA Punisher standing with a mic in hand. Phish slowly fades away.

Twig: Evening, Dante. Did you enjoy your time off? Where were you again? "getting you affairs in order"? More like spening the week taking shots of courage, right?

A small section of the crowd around the stage begin to chant.

Crowd: Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!

The Colorado Troubadour acts as if he can't hear the hardcore fanatics and continues on.

Twig: So you've aggreed to my terms?

Dante: ... Terms?

Twig: Oh yeah you know... Falls count anywhere...

Dante: Yeah!

Twig: No disqualification...

Dante: Of Course.

Twig: We bring the weapons...

Dante: Naturally.

Twig: No falls before blood!!

Styles: What!?

Heyman: I don't know, but the fans like the sound of it.

Dante: That'll do just fine... I don't plan on putting you out of your misery before half your blood is on the mat.

Heyman: I think he'd like the other half in his stomach... the sick freak.

Twig: So any time and any place, then?

Dante: No... not just any time... We'll do it in Chicago... at the Allstate Arena... At Wrestle Nova!!

Twig: Oh, f*beep*k yeah!

The crowd pops something huge, and as they quiet down the entire arena picks up the "Jump" chant.

Twig: You want me to jump!?

Crowd: YEAH!!

Twig: You want some more hardcore action tonight!?

Crowd: YEAH!!!

Twig: F*beep*k that.

The crowd boos as Twiggie walks away from the edge of the massive projection screen. Dante continues up the ramp once more, but as the Eternal Opportunist makes it to the main stage a large flaming bass drum crashes down next to him. The crowd erupts in rabid cheers as flaming debris flies everywhere and Dante books it for the backstage area as a timbale and a tom, both flaming, crash down behind him.

Zoom in on a sadistic looking Twiggie peering over the edge of the TWOtron. Cut to Styles and Heyman discussing the show so far.

[Omega]

JS: Ok folks, it’s time for our tag match. It’s the New Blood versus the team of Chris Eagles and MBR.

PH: I said it last week and I’ll say it again there’s not a better tag team in TWOStars right now than the team of Butcher and Winter. They’ve proven that they can hold their own in singles and tag competition.

JS: Both Eagles and MBR are experienced competitors to.

PH: But not as a team, plus we all know what happened the last time MBR and the former MDM were in the ring against one another.

JS: Did you not just see the video? Eagles helped ~MBR get his contract back AND rehab from his injuries.

PH: Yeah, injuries caused by Eagles himself!

Suddenly the arena lights go out and several high-powered spotlights sweep across the crowd as “Stricken” by Disturbed blasts out across the arena. Two of the spots pick out the forms of Ashton Butcher and Arron Winter standing on the entranceway. A huge pyro goes off around the tron and the two make their way into the ring as the house lights go up.

PH: Just look at these two specimens Styles. These guys are primed and ready for glory. This should be a good warm up for their Title shot at Wrestlenova.

JS: I don’t think your giving Eagles and MBR their due. They could be an excellent team.

X Gona Give it to Ya By DMX plays on the Pa system as MBR makes his way onto the ramp way.

JS: Wow, MBR looking pumped tonight. His third run in TWOStars has been a bit stop start, Heyman. A surprise appearance and that odd win over TLA last week.

PH: Odd is right, but a win is a win Joey, gotta be pleased with that.

Eminems "The Way I Am" kicks in, as the crowd raise to their feet, cheering as Chris Eagles steps out from behind the curtain, the green and black lights start to flash to the beat of the entrance theme.

JS: Here’s Chris Eagles. He’s had a bit of a slump since his run as TV champ but he’s looking focused and ready tonight.

PH: He’ll need to be more than that tonight. The New Blood will capitalise on any weakness or mistake.

Eagles starts to walk down the ramp way, clapping hands with some of the front row fans, before entering the ring, and climbing to the middle rope, as "The Way I Am" fades out. MBR stalks behind him ignoring the fans and focusing on the two men in the ring.
The ref speaks to both sets of men and motions for only two men to be in the ring.

JS: Looks like it’ll be the former TV champ starting things off against Butcher of the New Blood.

PH: Sounds like a fairly even contest. What’s Eagles doing?

In the ring Eagles has raised a hand for a test of strength. Butcher looks at the West Ham fans hand and smiles. He reaches up and locks fingers with Eagles. But as Chris raises his other hand The Man punches Eagles in the face.

PH: Oooh, that’s gonna sting Styles.

JS: What a cheap shot from Butcher. Does this guy have no class?

Butcher takes advantage by holding onto Eagles hand and kicking him repeatedly in the chest. With his opponent down Butcher tags in his partner.

JS: Isolating Eagles there.

PH: Told you these guys were smart.

Winter steps into the ring and lands a heavy kick to the downed Eagles. He proceeds to drag his opponent up and land a series of heavy chops to the chest of the former million-dollar man. Satisfied with his work Winter whips eagles to the ropes and connects with a strong clothesline.

PH: Excellent work here from Winter, wearing down Eagles.

JS: And keeping MBR out of the match

Winter again drags his foe to his feet and picks him up into a suplex. Again Eagles his dragged to his feet and whipped into the New Bloods corner.

JS: Winter tags Butcher.

The Omega Male holds Eagles arms behind him and Ashton cracks a huge right hook to his jaw. MBR can’t stand to be kept out of the action and steps through the ropes but the referee is over to him quickly and pushes him back behind the ropes.

JS: Low Blow from The Man with the referee’s back turned.

PH: He’s a smart man Styles, taking advantage of MBR’s hot headedness.

Eagles doubles up in pain and drops to his knees. Butcher high fives Winter and then hoist eagles up and with a quick twist hits a neck breaker. Holding onto eagles as they fall The Man rolls back tucking Chris Eagles head under his arm into a modified rear naked choke.

JS: Eagles is in trouble here Heyman. He needs to make a tag and soon.

PH: That’s not looking likely is it? These two are working as a well-oiled machine; he’ll be lucky to make it to the end of this match!

Eagles is struggling to break the hold but manages to raise a leg and hit a knee strike to Butchers arm. Another shot a The Man is forced to let go but as lands a big forearm smash to the back of Eagles’ head.

Asthon tags in Winter and the two men pick up the fan favourite and whip him into the ropes and set up for a double clothesline.

JS: Duck from Eagles

PH: What?

JS; I mean he ducked under the clothesline, and he hit his own double clothesline on Winter and Butcher!

PH: Sorry, I thought you were playing Animal Snap. Hey look I’ve got a Giraffe!

JS: *cough* the match Paul.

PH: Oops, and look Eagles stretching for the tag!

Inside the ring Eagles is crawling closer to MBR and stretching out his hand but just as he looks close enough Winter stamps hard on his back. The crowd start a “lets go Eagles” chant as Winter grabs Chris and puts him in headlock.

Winter pulls himself up with headlock still applied then quickly lifts his opponent up as if to hit a back suplex. But as Eagles reaches the apex Winter pushes all his weight forward slamming his opponent face first into the mat with incredible impact.

PH: Iron Curtain!

JS: From out of nowhere! Going for the cover. Wait the ref isn’t counting? MBR in the ring and kicking lumps out of Winter!

A replay shows that as Eagles was heading towards the mat he managed to stick out a hand and make the tag to MBR before hitting the floor.

PH: Wow, that’s incredible ring awareness from Eagles there, making the tag whilst getting hit so hard!

MBR is fired up and as Asthon Butcher runs in to help his partner he takes him out with a huge clothesline. He turns his attention back to Winter who is getting to his feet holding his ribs. MBR hit Arron with a right hook and picks him up.

JS: Rib Breaker, look at Winter collapse after that. What impact to his abdomen.

PH: I swear I heard a crack there Joey. He’s setting him up for his patented Gore! Gore! GORE!!

JS: He hasn’t hit it yet Paulie.

PH: But it says in my script…

JS: *cough*Kayfabe *cough*

Back in the ring MBR is indeed setting up for the Gore but as he charges forward Arron drops to the floor and catches MBR with a drop toe hold as he’s running. MBR trips and slides under the ropes by Ashton Butchers feet. The Man takes the opportunity to stamp heavily on the Man-Beast's head.

But this seems to have the opposite effect that Butcher had intended as MBR rises and catches Butcher with his own big right hand, knocking him from the apron. Frostbite tries to land a shot with MBR’s back turned but it gets blocked.

JS: Huge right hands from the man from Fife!

Winter is dazed and as he spins from his opponent MBR grabs him quickly and hits a huge release German suplex flipping Arron over his head.

PH: Dear God he turned him inside out! What strength this guy has.

MBR walks over to the downed New Blood and goes for the cover.


One..



Two..


Suddenly four huge green pyro’s explode from each corner; luckily with both tag partners nursing injuries outside no one gets burnt. Striding down the ramp comes the giant form of The Lonely Avenger.

JS: What the hell is Loneliness Itself doing here? He’s not scheduled to be in this match?

PH: I guess he’s come to address his loss last week. This isn’t looking good for MBR, could be three on two.

Eagles climbs up to the ropes and screams at MBR to ignore the presence of the masked hypnotiser but instead MBR gets up and tags in Eagles.

JS: What’s he doing? He’s squaring up to TLA!

PH: He’s just lost his partner the match. Winters tagged in Butcher and he’s looking the fresher of the two.

Eagles turns and is met with a big kick to the gut from The Man. He follows up with a huge DDT. Outside the ring the two behemoths are still staring each other down the suddenly MBR lands a huge right to the Punishing Horror. Rocking the big man back he wails punch after punch on the masked warrior. The referee looks over and sees the brawl on the outside; he looks back at the action I the ring and then decides he should sort out the two men outside.

With the ref distracted on the outside Butcher senses an opportunity and motions to Arron to come into the ring. With a the two New Blood wrestlers in then ring they pick up Eagles and hit a huge double DDT. The Man whispers something to Frostbite; who nods and slides out of the ring only to return with a chair.

JS: What the hell is the ref doing? He’s trying to prise those two giants apart whilst Eagles is going to get dismantled in the ring!

PH: More fool MBR for rising to the bait. I told you these two couldn’t be a team!

Back in the ring Butcher sets up the chair in the middle of the ring. Winter hoists eagles up into a power bomb position and Butcher scampers up the turnbuckle.

JS: No way. Not the Natural Order onto a chair!

But as The Man is preparing to make the leap Eagles starts to fight back landing punches onto The Omega Males head. Arron can’t stand in the right place and eventually has to release the former TV champ. Eagles jumps up and catches Winter with The Final Payment.

JS: What resourcefulness from Eagles there.

PH: Luck you mean.

JS: He’s fighting off two guys Paul, give him some credit.

PH: I would give Chris Eagles the time of day Styles. Little did you know I’m a Leighton Orient fan!

JS: Dear God, now I know you’re a moron….

Back on the outside the ref manages to part the two behemoths and restore some order. Or so he thinks just as it looks like MBR is finished with TLA he turns and runs full pelt at the Masked Truth and hits a Gore into the steel steps!

PH: Now?

JS: Yes Paul, now.

PH *Deep Breath* GORE! GORE! GORE!!!!!

JS: Happy now?
PS: oh yeah, that was good…..

Cutting back to the ring a replay shows that at the same time the Gore being hit Asthon Butcher had also hit a huge Cross Body onto Eagles whose head bounces off the chair still in the ring. He’s pulls himself over Eagles and is holding for the pin but there ref has still not made his way back into the ring.

JS: What terrible luck for the New Blood there. The match was won but no referee to count the fall!

PH: you sound almost concerned Styles.

JS: Almost Paul, Almost. Just a little but of karma coming back against the New Blood there.

Finally the ref gets MBR back to his corner and backstage crew help pull The Lonely Avenger up to his feet and help him backstage. Asthon shouts at the ref to make the count.

One..


Two..


Thr…

JS: My God, kickout from Eagles! What intestinal fortitude from the West Ham fan!

PH: d**n it, if the ref had been doing his job then this match should be over!

Ashton can’t believe he hasn’t got the win. Frustrated he picks him Eagles and whips him into the corner with such velocity that the former TV champ is spun up onto the turnbuckle. Butcher runs up behind him and set's Eagles up for the Danger-Driver.

JS: This could be it!

PH: MBR in the ring! He trying to make the save!

But asMBR runs toward his partner he caught by Winter with a clothesline. Winter scoops up MBR and hits him with the Supernatural Driver. The
Omega Male then bundles the man from Fife out of the ring and wails down shots to his head. Back on the top rope Butcher sees the ring clear and gripping hold of eagles he leaps from the top rope.

PH: Danger-Driver! My God, piledriver from the top rope. He buried Eagles!
The ref begins the count


One...


Two..




Three!!

Tony Chimmel: The wiiners of the match, Aroon Winter and Ashton Butcher, The NEWWWW BLOOOOOOODDDDDD....

Eagles and MBR gather themselves at the bottom of the rampway. The two stare at each other but shake hands and make their way to the lockeroom. In the ring Ashton Butcher grabs a mic and addresses the crowd.

AB: WOOOOOOO! Another one bites the dust! There ain't anyone in this company can touch me and my man Winter. Now I shouldn't have even had to bust out my best moves for those two pieces of crap. The only reason I had to bring out the Danger Driver was that ****-up of A REF!
Butcher turns and lays out the ref with a big boot to the head..

AB: Yo, Stinger, bring down my props dude.

From the entrance way the massive frame of Red Scorpion appears carrying a wide screen TV easily under one huge arm. He slides the TV under the bottom rope and then steps over the top rope himself.

AB: Thank you Scorp’s, you’re a Gent. Now at Wrestlenova we’re going to be involved in a TTLC match. Everyone thinks the DA are going to waltz on in and beat us and waltz back out as champs. Well, I have news for you, at WrelteNova the only thing that’s going to be waltzing anywhere is my ****in’ fist off your faces. You think you can get away with disrespecting us like you did tongiht? I'll show you exactly what happens to people who try to make fools of us....Arron, hand me that sack of crap they call a referee.

Winter picks up the ref and shoves him over to Butcher. The Man picks up the ref, sets him up for a ring high Danger-Drive and drives him head first through the screen of the TV!

JS: Oh MY GOD!!! He’s just killed that poor referee! Someone get down here! Stop this carnage!

Arron winter takes the mic as EMT’s rush to ringside and drag the mangled ref from the ring.

AW: Sickness....... Boyo..... You are the parasites living of the blood of this company. Each time you step into a ring you disgrace yourselves more and more. I will not let you taint us with your pathetic, diseased forms. Butcher and myself will dissect you piece by piece. TTLC is made for us; there will be no place to hide for you. I will rip your cowards heart from your body and shove down your throat. You will choke on your defeat. You will die from your shame and dishonour. Fear us Dark Alliance for we have come to take everything from you. .

Wrestlenova is the time when we shall show you all who are the true warriors in this company. We shall show you the meaning of destruction as none have shown before. Your time has come. Know it and prepare yourselves for suffering....

The New Blood stand in the ring, daring anyone to challenge them. Satisfied there challenge has been issued the group exit the ring and make their way to the entrance way. Drake Rush is waiting for them at the top and all four men turn, raising their hands in the air as the spotlights pick them out and another huge pyro explodes above them.

Fade to a re-cap of Hell To Pay..

[Boyo]

...Back from Hell To Pay re-cap. Boyo is walking backstage with his empty Chinese food cartons, looking for a bin to put his waste in as The Dark Alliance locker room only has luxurious goods from the LVMH Group in it.

Boyo: Mmmm hmmm!

Boyo walks up to Twiggie's locker room door and knocks on it.

Boyo: Knock kno-o-o-o-ock, anyone home..?

Boyo eyes the thick smoke coming from under the door and presumes this is the case. He walks in...

Boyo: Hey Mr Twig. Hey? What? Oh, don't mind if I do...

Boyo can be heard dumping his litter in The PETA Punisher's recycling bin, and then giggling. Boyo then exits the room, a little bit more red-eyed than before. And more relaxed. He bumps into Drake Rush, who is walking backstage. The crowd boo.

Drake: Watch it, man!

Boyo: Oh - cough - oh, I'm sorry your majesty...

Boyo and Drake Rush eye each other for a while and then look down at each other's t-shirts. Boyo is impressed by Drake's Headbanger's Ball tee and Drake like-wise by Boyo's Megadeth tee. Both smirk at each other as The Evil Gringo walks into shot in a surprisingly jovial mood.

Gringo: Heeyyyy, nice t-shirt homes. I have t-shirts like that myself...

Drake: You do, huh?

Gringo: Ola mi fashionistas, eses. I have two tshirts just like that dudes! You know, you two are prized assholes but you have Gringo style, homes...

Boyo: Yup

And with that, Boyo heads back to The Dark Alliance locker room to prepare Sickness for his big match...

Fades to TWOStars Shopzone: Stolen ex-Gringo t-shirt Auction

[Andy]

Back from Shopzone ad.

The cameras are at ringside.

JS: A great auction there being held currently for all the stolen ex-Gringo t-shirts.

PH: An auction for stolen goods. Whatever next?

JS: I dont know, but I do know that right now we're ready to head backstage, where Josh Matthews is standing by with MBR.

Cameras switch to backstage.

JM: MBR, earlier tonight you teamed up with Christopher Eagles, the man who many thought had ended your career, and came out on the losing side against the New Blood. What have you got to say on that?

MBR: Well Josh, obviously I'm disappointed to have been on the losing side, but on the day they worked better as a team and deserved the victory. They gave myself and Chris one hell of a match and showed why many people regard them as such a great team.

JM: Speaking of you and Chris, even after earlier some people are still questioning whats going on and why you are teaming up despite the fact he put you out of action.

MBR: Well after One Night Stand, I had to go and get Neck Surgery and doctors told me it was unlikely I would ever wrestle again. But a few months down the line, Eagles came down while I was rehabbing and apologized for what he had done. He told me he hadn't wanted to injure me as seriously as he had, and hadn't wanted my career to end. So he helped me through my rehab, trying to get me back into a condition where I was once again able to return. He negotiated my contract for me as well, and then once I was ready I made my return, to the place I have twice called home in the past, and am ready to call home once again.

Josh Matthews goes to ask another question but MBR holds his hand up to stop him, then walks away. The camera stays on MBR as he walks round the corner and accidentally bumps shoulders with Michael Howell III. Michael Howell then retaliates by throwing right hands, and as MBR tries to fight back, Michaels butler Niles gets involved, lifting MBR into the air, then throwing him onto the concrete floor. Howell and Niles stomp away on MBR until officials come in to break it up and the camera cuts back to the announce table.

JS: I think its fair to say its not MBRs best night. First being on the losing side in a tag match, and now being beat down by Michael Howell and Niles.

PH: MBR only has himself to blame, he provoked Howell and the attack was just retaliation.

JS: He bumped into him when he went round the corner. It was hardly intentional.

PH: Shoulda watched where he was going then.

Goes to ad break

[Telf]

We return to inside the office of the TWOstars owner

Darkstar is sat behind a high back leather chair in front of posh looking, varnished mahogany executive desk. He seems to be working on some paper work when there is a knock at the door

DARKSTAR: Come in

The door opens and in steps Tazz accompanied by the TWOstars United States Champion, both have just arrived at the Key Arena Vengeance is visibly happier than he has been in recent weeks; especially after last week’s decimation of referee Charles Robinson

DARKSTAR: Tazz! V-Man! Good to see both

Tazz and Darkstar shake hands. The boss extends his hand to the Violence Bearer who doesn’t take any notice as he stares into the reflection of his championship gold

DARKSTAR: Actually, great timing! Vinnie, I’ve a got some great news for you big man. At my request, Gringo continues his series of Gauntlet matches here tonight, and I thought after what happened at the end of his match last week, it was only fitting to pit him against you Wrestlenova opponent

TAZZ: You but Black Dragon in there with Gringo? Those two are like Elton John and what’s his face! They’ll never fight each other!

DARKSTAR: Oh but on the contrary my friend. You really think either one of those guys will lie down for the other just weeks before the biggest match of both their careers? Besides, those two have fantastic opportunities at Wrestlenova, and I’d hate to have to take it away from them because they don’t want to compete…

TAZZ: Ah I see where you’re coming from

DARKSTAR: But that’s not what I wanted to talk to you about. Vinnie, I know you haven’t been yourself as of late and I want, no I need, you on the top of your game on April 2nd to ensure that Dragon is taken down, and taken out of TWOstars. Now there’s no doubt in my mind at least that even on your worst day you can beat that little punk. But from what I’ve seen over the past few weeks, you don’t seem to have much confidence in yourself…

Vengeance sharply turns his attention to the leader of The Future

DARKSTAR Wo… Wo… I’m just making sure, just making sure. So what I’ve done is hire this fortune teller. He’s supposed to be the equivalent of Dave Meltzer as we know it…

Triple V gets a little more frustrated at the mention of his former manager

DARKSTAR… He vary rarely gets it wrong. Hopefully this will put the Wrestlenova result beyond any doubt in your mind

The Violence Bearer looks utterly perplexed and turns and exits the room slamming the door behind him. The boss buries himself back in his paperwork. The camera stays looked on Tazz who looks equally as confused as the United States Champion was

(Voice Over)

STYLES: A fortune teller? Darkstar has hired a fortune teller for Triple V for next week?

HEYMAN: Great idea! At least that will add another name to the never-ending list of people who think Dragon doesn’t stand a chance at Wrestlenova

Cut to a promo of “The Rise of the New Blood”

[Rog]

Back From The Rise of the New Blood to the backstage area.

The Judge enters through the main door into the arena, and is met by The Assassin.

Dante: The Judge? I didn’t know you would be here tonight.

The Judge: My challenge has still remained unanswered. Drake Rush is running out of places to hide.

Dante: I have got the SOB in a match tonight, I will see if I can do a little extra damage!

The Judge: I am confident that you will get the job done, and then maybe after me and the Hammer of Justice will have a little talk with The Messiah about Wrestlenova.

The Judge lifts the sledgehammer over his shoulder and walks off.

Styles: It looks like Drake Rush is a marked man tonight.

Cut back to......

[Ravenmark]

Cut to a darkened room.

A light bulb is seen swinging from side to side occasionally bringing to light the side of a demented face…

JS: Is that?!

PH: It’s…

JS: It’s The Shotgun, Scott Andrews! Where the hell has he been?

PH: He’s back! I love this guy!

SA: Yes……yeeeeees. It is me, Scott Andrews! And I am back to start my SYSTEMATIC!

The crowd is silent - they have no idea what to make of this.

SA: ULTRAMATIC!

A bit more cheering from the crowd….they seem to know where this is going…

SA: HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYDROMATIC!

The crowd start popping….

SA: Why it could be……

JS: Please God No!

PH: Yes Yes Yes!

SA: It could be…..











GRE………..THE GREATEST EVER REIGN OF TERROR EVER UNLEASHED UPON TWO STARS!

The Crowd Boo Heavily!

PH: I love this guy!

SA: That’s right, Terror! Fear! Anxiety and…..

Someone whispers to Andrews off camera….

SA: AND INSANITY!

JS: Like we didn’t know that already!
SA: I have brought with me, my team of trusted advisors!

Andrews grabs the light bulb and shines it to his right….

SA: You may know Derek Acorah!

The crowd boo, as Acorah nods his head and then looks around as if he is hearing voices….

SA: Russell Gr…..

Acorah whispers to Andrews….

SA: HE’S A WHAT?! RUSSELL GRANT IS A DINNER MASHING SHIRT LIFTER?!

The light switches to show the terrified face of Russell Grant….

JS: Oh no…

Andrews swiftly lays Grant out with a head butt, much to the crowds disgust/pleasure.

JS: Oh my God!

SA: Excuse me. Allow me to introduce…………MYSTIC MEG!

The camera and light switches to Meg, who is dressed in her usual odd attire.

MM: A fireman and the colour red, will be lucky.

SA: And the final piece of my jigsaw……..URI GELLAR!

The camera focuses on the cheesy smile of Gellar.

UG: When Andrews wrestles, place your hand on your TV and will him to win……anyone want any spoons bending?

SA: URI! Nobody wants bent f*cking spoons! Christ! You saw what happened to Russell Grant! Just keep it buttoned!

Uri hangs his head in shame.

SA: Coming soon…….soon………SOON! My Trusted team and I will travel to the hallowed streets of Birkenhead to discover the horrors of my childhood and the objects of my dementure!

SA: And that, is the Gospel according to Andrews.

Fade to black.

[Dark Dodo]

Backstage to where Christy Hemme is standing inside Iagan's locker room. The room is a lot tidier after the brawl between T.L.A, Eagles and Iagan. The broken television is nowhere in sight and Iagan is on the phone

Iagan: Look just tell me when it will get done

Phone: .................................................. ..

Iagan: Excellent now I've got to go as someone is here. T.T.F.N Repo Man

Iagan turns to face Christy who is wearing a red satin low cut dress

Christy: Ah Iagan just a quick interview. Now earlier on tonight we saw Eagles compite in tag team action. What do you think of the skills of your Wrestle Nova opponent?

Iagan: Well I have to say that Mr Eagles proved himself to be a worthy opponent but at Wrestle Nova I shall show my esteemed opponents and the rest of T.W.O what I can do.

CH: But tonight many people would say that in your match against Twiggie they now know what you can do

Iagan: Ah but you should never judge a book by its cover ( Iagan turns the right hand side of his face which is badly burnt to camera). Look at this and you see only the begining of the tale. AtWrestle Nova you shall see a new chapter in this little story concerning Eagles, The Lonely Avenger and myself.

CH: Er right and finaly what is your opinion on former E.R.E superstar M.B.R coming to T.W.O

Iagan: I wish M.B.R the best of British and hope ot "work" with him soon. And as for ...(The telephone rings)

CH: Well I'll leave you now Iagan

Iagan: (On the Phone) Look for the smegging last time I don't know where you can get ruddy Panda Feet from. Have you tried the smegging Yellow Pages? Now smeg off Boyo

Camera goes to a New Blood Promo as Christy leaves the room and Iaganlooks around his locker room with a lost expression on his face

[Wolverine]

The Titantron cuts away to a basement, where a dishevelled Fabio Rossi is slumped in a dark corner, bandaged up after the New Blood‘s attack from last week. Despite being in considerable pain, he slowly rises to face the camera and begins to speak ...

Rossi: After reflecting on the events that occurred last week and indeed what has happened over the last couple of months, I have concluded that I have been too passive. Instead of making things happen, I have let things happen to me. This was exemplified last week. Instead of bringing the fight to the New Blood, I, the great Fabio Rossi, fell into their obvious trick and got assaulted. From now on, this changes. I will not allow myself to be drawn into the fate that the powers-that-be in this organisation have planned for me. I will fight against this conspiracy until the bitter end. It is inevitable that I am going to triumph in this battle against tyranny and in doing so, earning the respect that my family deserves.

The Wolverine paces around the basement and his speech quickens rapidly.

Rossi: I will wreak my vengeance on Kutcher and Winter eventually. As Scott Andrews can tell you, I never forget when someone has screwed with me. Lads, this “half-assed Italian waiter” will beat some respect out of both of you. Nevertheless, you are not my main priority. The man who I will address right now is Brian Flynn. I realise that right now, you’re probably celebrating St Patrick’s Day prematurely and drinking way too much Guinness. However, even you Flynn, as thick as you are, can understand this message.

Rossi tears the bandage off his head in a pique of rage. Blood begins to flow from the wound as the deranged Italian continues to talk.

Rossi: Nobody, NOBODY, steals my spotlight! I am the only undefeated wrestler in this company and no-one will take that title away from me, especially not some Irish leprechaun. You will pay the price for your impudence in trying to steal my glory and I know just how I’m going to do it. The date is April 2nd. The event is WrestleNova. And the match is Flyin’ Brian Flynn … against your paragon of virtue, Fabio Rossi. Don’t even think about protesting, because I went to see Darkstar and he has made it official. You aren’t getting away from me Flynn! And when I completely humiliate you in front of millions upon millions of people on the grandest stage of them all, I will make you get on your knees and proclaim the truth - that Fabio Rossi is the greatest wrestler alive today. After WrestleNova, you will never … ever be the same again.

Rossi turns his back on the camera and the screen fades to black. We then cut to a Dark Alliance promo …

[Drake]

Styles: Well Ladies and Gentlemen, we are back here on X-TV and what a show we've had so far. Things are getting more interesting every week as we approach the biggest spectacle in sports entertainment, WRESTLE NOVA!!!!!!

Heyman: That's right Joey, Sunday April 2nd, we come to you live via PPV from Chicago, Illinois.

Styles: So folks up next we have a grudge match between ''The Messiah'' Drake Rush and ''The Assasin'' Dante Mueller.

Heyman: These two have come a long way. May I remind you that it was only last January that this two men faced each other in the Battle Royale PPV.

Styles: Yes, but Paul you forgot that that match was a triple threat and Michael Howell was the third opponent.

Heyman: Howell was the one that won the actual match with a pin over Drake. But we learned later that it was all planned that Rush was gonna lay down for Howell when Howell himself told everyone in the Rumble match that he was the leader of the New Blood.

Styles: In fact, let's take a look of the encounter this two men had earlier tonight on X-TV.

We cut to the backstage interview set where Todd Grisham is standing with ''The Assasin'' Dante Mueller.

Grisham: So Dante, tonight you got you'r hands full when you face the TWOStars Television Champion and member of the New Blood Drake Rush. From past shows we have seen that Rush always has something up his sleeve and manages to always end up with the victory no matter what. So how do you plan on countering that?

Dante: Well let me tell you something Todd, you see tonight.......

Dante is quickly interrupted by Drake Rush (Who is in his in-ring attire but instead of being topless he has a black ''Head-bangers Ball'' t-shirt and his TV title on his right shoulder) who walks into the camera frame.

Drake: Well if it isn't Dante the vampire freak. Dante tonight you have the privilege of facing the Messiah in a wrestling match, yes PRIVILEGE, cause you see I'm a busy man and well let's be honest, I don't wrestle nobody's like the Judge, hence why I haven't even accepted his match proposal for Wrestle Nova. So consider yourself lucky, yes lucky, you're gonna get OWNED by the greatest Television Champion in this federation history.

Dante gives Drake a fierce look with his eyes rolled up (Ala Taker) and then grabs Rush with his right hand by the throat.

Drake: Security, Security!!!!!!

A bunch of security officers pop up and separate Drake from Dante.

Drake: So you wanna go all freaky on me?

The Messiah shows a fake blood capsule that he was holding to Dante.

Drake: You see this??

Rush throws the fake blood capsule into his mouth and blood starts to pour down his mouth.

Drake: *In a mocking tone* Look at me, I'm Dante and I think that I can scare people with my fake blood *Mocking tone ends*. Asshole.

The Messiah leaves this interview set.

Grisham: So Dante what do you have to say about this.

The Assasin doesn't say a word and he rolls his eyes back (Ala Taker) and blood starts to pour down his mouth to a HUGEEE pop from the live Seattle crowd.

*Voice Over*

Heyman: What in the blue hell, I told you that Dante was a freak. He didn't have a fake blood capsule anywhere, and now blood is starting to pour down his mouth. I think I'm gonna puke.

Styles: I told ya, Dante is not the man you wanna messed with, he'll get inside you'r head and then finish you off in the ring. And I don't think the Messiah can counter that, and id he can't do that then Rush is gonna be in serious trouble later tonight in their match.


Heyman: See, I say this every time, Dante is a f'n freak. I mean who in their right state of mind does that kind of sh#t. Tonight Drake is gonna successfully defend his TV title and humiliate Dante. Cause if you people didn't knew, this match is for the TWOStars Television championship.

Styles: Freak? Sounds to me like he's getting in the head of The Messiah and to be honest if I were Rush I certainly wouldn't want that.

''Bloodlines'' by Slayer starts to play in the arena to a HUGEEEE pop from the Seattle crowd.

Heyman: Well talking about freaks.

A graphic flashes up on the Titan-tron. First it is just indistinguishable blurs, but soon it turns into an actual picture. A storm is seen and heard in the background. Lightning hits and thunder cracks loudly. The camera goes through the graveyard as the storm continues. Eventually several small shapes are seen in the background. As the camera approaches them, it turns out to be identical tombstones, With names across them all. From left to right they read:
Sickness
Boyo
Omega Red
Draven Cage
Mickhail Mills
Chris Eagles
Michael Howell
Jordi Warner
Evil Gringo
The Incredible Holt
Chris2K

Behind the graves is a figure perched on the top of a Mausoleum. In the lightning flashes, the figure is revealed to be Dante, trench coat billowing out behind him. Lightning strikes the mausoleum where Dante is perched and at the same time lightning strikes in the arena. The crowd jumps at this as the all to familiar pyro explodes. Bloodlines by Slayer is blaring through the arena as Dante walks from amidst the flames. The crowd again pops massively as Dante makes his way to the ring.

Styles: Cover you'r ears Paul, this explosion might leave you deaf. Hhmm now that I think of it, that wouldn't be such a bad thing after all.

Heyman: Haaa never, a man like me? deaf? to a stupid pyro? Nice joke.

He throws the guns again and "shoots" each turnbuckle, making pyro blast out in succession as each one is "hit"

Styles: So Paul, Dante looks focused tonight.

Heyman: What?

Styles: I said that Dante looks focused for the match.

Heyman: What?

Styles: Thank you God, I knew you existed.

Heyman: Hey Joey boy, don't get excited, I just had something in my ear. Now let's get back to the action shall we.

The whole Key Arena goes to pitch black and two lighting bolts hit the entrance stage and the guitar riff from ''Control'' by Puddle of Mudd starts to play and The Messiah pops up from behind the curtains with his TV title around his waist to a HUGEE chore boos from the crowd. Rush makes his way down the ring wearing his black Gucci sunglasses. He then gets on the apron and enters the ring, following that he goes to the turnbuckle and gets up on the 2nd rope and forms an ''X'' with his arms to a huge set of pyro going off in the arena. The King of Kings then gets down, unbuckles his TV title from his waist and gives it to the referee. The referee hoists the TV title in the air showing it to the live crowd. Both men start to circle around the ring.

Styles: Both men being very cautious at the start of the match, neither of them wants to be the first one to be on the receiving end.

The Messiah tries to execute a quick leg take-down on the Eternal Opportunist but Dante quickly steps back. Both men continue to circle the ring.

Heyman: Come on Drake, end this quick, I gotta go eat something.

Both men now lock up on the middle of the ring. The two are pushing each other as hard as they can but neither of them seems to get the upper-hand. But then Drake still in the lock-up position with Dante, pushes him towards the turnbuckle, the referee tells Rush to break the lock-up, he does but after that he quickly gives Dante a slap in the face.

Styles: Oh Oh, I wouldn't do that if I were Drake. Dante's looking pissed after that slap.

Heyman: Shut up Joey, Rush just bitch slapped Dante, that's what that freak deserves, a nice bitch slap to the face.

Dante throws a closed punch but The King of Kings steps back avoiding it. The Assasin goes after Drake again, they go for another lock-up but this time Dante fakes it and hits a hard punch on Rush's mid-section area. Dante grabs The Messiah and he irish whips him to the ropes, the Messiah bounces back and Dante lowers his upperbody trying to hit a catapult on Drake but Rush sees it and and rolls over Dante's body with a moonsault (ala Rob Van Dam).

Heyman: Ohh my, what a set of moves by these two. The Messiah with his god-given athleticism. See Styles that's how a real champion looks, like Drake Rush.

The Assasin turns around and Drake attempts to deliver the ''Drake Kick'' but Dante catches his foot and trips the Messiah to the mat but still holding the right foot and The Assasin attempts to put the Vampiric Embrace on The Messiah

Styles: Dante locking the ''Vampiric Embrace'', this could be over before the blink of an eye.

Drake wiggles himself out of the ''Vampiric Embrace'' before Dante can apply it correctly. And The Messiah rolls to the outside via under the 1st rope.

Heyman: What a smart move by Drake, he saw the Vampiric Embrace coming and got out of it before Dante could apply the submission hold completely. Now Drake just stay on the outside and regain you'r composure

Styles: Obviously Rush not wanting to suffer the same fate of the so many superstars that have fallen under that deadly submission maneuver.

Heyman: That's called being smart, something you Joey know nothing off.

Styles: Smart? Where I come from they call that being a coward.

Heyman: Well we all know where you come from Joey.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/Rafy/gay.gif

Rush starts to taunt the crowd but Dante (Who is inside the ring) grabs Drakes hair over the top rope and lifts him.

Heyman: Cat-fight!!!!!!!!

Now Rush is on the outside apron and Dante is inside the ring, both men start trading punches.

Styles: Stiff shots by both men, neither of them seem to give even the slight showing of weakness.

Finally The Messiah gets the upper-hand and lands a hard right punch which makes Dante give a few steps back.

Heyman: And the right man won the punch battle, our TV champ Drake Rush.

Rush jumps on the 3rd rope and launches himself at Dante with a flying cross-body but The Assasin Dante catches him in mid-air and delivers a power slam.

Styles: What a move by Dante!!!!! So Paul who won the battle now?

Dante then grabs The King of Kings by the legs and launches him via a catapult to the turnbuckle, Rush lands face first.

Styles: The Messiah goes flying into the turnbuckle. That's gonna leave a mark for sure.

Then Dante goes to the turnbuckle and starts to deliver chest chops Rush.

Heyman: See, I'm quite sure that those strikes are quite illegal here in the states.

Styles: Righhttt.....

After that Dante goes to the opposite turnbuckle and shouts 'Whoooo''.

Styles: Dante honoring the North Carolina legend.

And runs towards Drake to deliver a ''Stinger Splash'' on him.

Styles: Talk about a jumping ability, Dante just flew and landed a big splash on Rush.

Heyman: Phhttt, I can do that in my sleep.

Styles: *Sarcastic* Yes, I'm sure you can.

The Assasin Dante grabs Rush and tries to suplex him but to no avail, Drake counters it and lands behind The Eternal Opportunist, he grabs Dante from behind in a reverse DDT position and delivers a reverse suplex on Dante.

Heyman: EXTREME!!!!! I told you Joey, Rush is one heck of an athlete. Did you saw how he did that suplex thingy.

Styles: Well Paul, at least you could have called the move by it's name.

Heyman: Yeah, whatever. Sue me for not being a wrestling geek like you.

The Messiah goes to the outside apron and with his hands on the 3rd rope he jumps, does a sunset flip ands a leg-drop on Dante.

Heyman: EXTREMEEEE!!!!!!!

Styles: Will you shut it with the extreme thing. Besides you aren't even extreme.

Heyman: Ohh you're sure about that?

Styles: Quite positive.

Heyman: Well for you'r information. I drank milk that was a DAY past the expiration date. Now THAT is EXTREMEEEEE!!!!!!

Styles: Dear God, please help me deal with this moron.

Rush goes for the pin.

ONE


TWO

T-

Kick-out.

Rush then starts to pummel hard punches on Dante who's back first on the mat, later The King of Kings grabs Dante and lifts him up into a vertical position and irish-whips him to the ropes, Drake runs with him and when Dante bounces off the ropes, Rush jumps and lands a spinning wheel kick on him.

Styles: The Messiah seems to be in control of this match, but then again it's too early to tell, Dante still has everything left in his tank.

Then The Messiah goes and jumps on the top turnbuckle, tries to hit a ''Swanton Bomb'' but nowones home, Dante rolled out of the way.

Styles: Nowones home. Rush just landed on the hard mat. This is the perfect opportunity for Dante to make a comeback.

Heyman: Nonsense, Drake is just giving Dante some extra time cause he feels bad for him.

The Eternal Opportunist seems revived with all the crowd cheer and gets at the same time Drake does, both men start to trade blows.

Styles: Both men going hard in the middle of the ring, hard left and rights fly from the direction of these two gladiators.

Heyman: And just like last time, The King of Kings will get the upper-hand in the punch battle.

Dante gets the upper-hand

Styles: Not this time Paul, The Assasin gained control of the punch fest.

The Eternal Opportunist irish-whips Drake to the rope, Rush bounces back and Dante delivers a flap jack and Rush lands on top of the 3rd rope with his neck.

Styles: OHHH MY GAWWDDD!!!!! He just decapitated Rush with that move.

The Messiah rolls around the ring holding his throat and Dante goes for the pin

ONE


TWO


THR-

Kickout.

Dante signaling for the end.

Styles: This is it, Dante's signaling for the end. If he goes for the ''Kill Shot'' then it's over.

Heyman: Joey I just told you that Drake is just giving Dante some breading room.

He's going for the kill-shot but he stops when he hears ''Split Open and Melt'' by Phish and we see The PETA Punisher Twiggie appear on the entrance stage with his recyclable folding chair and on his right hand a big blunt.

Styles: What's he doing here, Twiggie has not business at all in this match.

Twiggie sets the chair on the entrance stage and just sits there watching the match while smoking the blunt.

Heyman: What? The guys is just chillaxing on his comfortable chair, smoking the cheeba and watching a good wrestling match. What's wrong with that.

Styles: Well if he doesn't interfere, then that's fine with me.

Heyman: Sheesh Joey, you're such a pussy.

Dante not too happy about this goes back to work on The Messiah, he starts landing right kicks to the mid-section of Rush. The Eternal Opportunist lands and elbow the chest of Rush, gets up lands another one and gets up again and lands another one.

Heyman: Dear God, this freak wants to kill my man Drake. Someone disqualify him.

The Assasin gets Drake back to a vertical position and irish-whips him to the ropes, Rush bounces back and Dante hits a Tilt o' Whirl slam on him. The Messiah doesn't go down, he stands in the middle of the ring wobbly. The Eternal Opportunist runs towards the ropes, bounces back and hits a DDT on Drake (Ala Taker).

Styles: Good God, Dante just planted Drakes head in the hard mat.

Heyman: He's trying to kill Drake. HELPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dante puts both of his hand covering his mouth and shouts ''Whooooooooo'' to a pop from the crowd. He then gets The Messiah back up to a vertical base and irish-whips him to the ropes but this time Drake counters it and instead sends Dante flying to the ropes, he bounces back, Rush lowers his upper-body, Dante jumps over him, bounces back from the ropes and nails Rush with a standing dropkick.

Styles: The Agility of Dante really showing here.

The Eternal Opportunist grabs The King of Kings and irish-whips him to the turnbuckle, he then gets up on the 2nd rope and starts to deliver the famous ''10 turnbuckle punches''.

Crowd: ONE.....TWO.....THREE....FOUR.....FIVE.....SIX.... .SEVEN.....EIGHT.....NINE...

Now Dante shouts something at Twiggie who's still watching the match on the entrance stage.

Dante: This is for you stoner.

When The Assasin goes to deliver the final punch, Drake grabs him on a power-bomb position and slams him hard down the mat.

Heyman: HAAAAAAA, I knew it, Drake was playing possum.

The Messiah goes for the pin and puts his leg on the ropes while holding Dante's trunks.

ONE

Styles: Ref look, Rush has his feet on the ropes, LOOOOK!!!!!

Heyman: It's gonna be overrrr.

TWO

Styles: Not this way.


THREE

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Chimmel: Here's you'r winner and STILLLLL TWOStars Television Champion, ''The Messiah'' Drake Rushhhhh..

Styles: This makes me sick, Rush just stole the victory. And look at Twiggie laughing on the entrance stage, he is loving that he's WN opponent Dante just lost the match.

Heyman: Drake just showed why he is the TV champ, when it wasn't going his way he still manages to walk out as the victor.

Dante is on the ring mat with a pissed off look. He can't believe that Rush just stoled the victory,

Styles: You see Paul, I have no doubt in my mind that if Rush didn't have used the ropes then it would have been a whole different result and Dante would have walked out of this match as the victor.

Heyman: Joey, you're just a sore looser. A win is a win.

Drake leaves the ring and stands on the ring-side floor with the TV belt as we fade to commercials.

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[Rog]

Back from commercials…..

Styles: And we are back here on Xtreme TV, if you have just joined us Drake Rush has just retained his TV Title in the most cheapest fashion possible…

Heyman: Whoah, whoah Joey wait a damn minute we are enjoying a moment out here, The Messiah is taking a victory lap around the ring and you have to taint that.

Styles: I am just calling what I am seeing, if Drake Rush is such a noble champion why doesn’t he accept the challenge of The Judge.

Rush raises the TV title and turns to walk up the aisle but stops suddenly as