MrFill
30-09-2005, 01:50 AM
This match was written after the then World Champ (Sam) hadn't posted anything for 3 months. It's deliberately written to put him out of shape.
Enjoy the silliness. :D
Lillian: The next match is for one fall and is for the Extreme Revolution World Title – introducing first to the ring, weighing in at an incredible 249lbs, hailing from Croydon, Surrey, being accompanied by his manager, James E Cornette – FILL!!!!
The crowd pops as “Between Angels and Insects” hits – they pyros go off on the staging and Fill walks through them to flex at the top of the ramp, James E walks out beside him, tennis racket in hand, as the pyros begin to diminish
JR: The fans seem to like Fill’s posing
PE: They’re just laughing at him for his actions earlier tonight
Fill walks down the ramp, jumps to the apron as James E walks to the steps, Fill goes through the ropes and approaches Lillian, flexes in front of her and she strokes his arm appreciatively
JR: What a lucky girl Lillian is
Fill returns to the middle of the ring and poses one more time as his pyros go off behind him to a loud cheer from the crowd – his music dies down and Lillian lifts the mic to her lips again
Lillian: His opponent, weighing in at 275lbs, hailing from Worthing, he is the current World Champion, and being accompanied by KJ, SAAAAAM H!
The crowd start to boo even before “Killing the Name” kicks in – Sam walks out onto the staging with KJ at his side, he raises the Gold to another round of booing, Sam is wearing a grey “Fear the H Bomb” t-shirt and he already has sweat marks under his armpits - Sam and KJ walk down the ramp to the ring, they get to the steps and KJ walks up, he sits on the second rope as Sam walks up behind him, nods to KJ and steps through the ropes, the sweat is clearly visible down his back and in the middle of his chest – Fill is leaning casually against a corner, watching Sam, James E talking to him – Sam gets to the middle of the ring and raises the gold with a big grin on his face, and mouths the word “mine” to the crowd who boo at him… at this point the sweat marks under his arms are half way down his sides and wider than his chest – Lillian leaves the ring with a slight look of disgust on her face
PE: Look at him, what an athlete
JR: Yes, Fill is impressive
PE: I mean Sam! The Champion!
JR: He looks a little worn out – is that normal for him?
PE: How can you say that after the Elimination Chamber?
JR: Well, it was Gav’s JackKnife Powerbombs which put both men out and gave Sam the win
As his music dies down, Sam holds the belt to his chest and starts bad mouthing Fill, but Fill just relaxes against the ropes ignoring him
JR: Sam’s trying to play mind games, but Fill won’t have any of it
PE: You mean he doesn’t understand it
JR: Fill’s the Smartest Man In Wrestling, he knows exactly what he’s doing
Sam hands the belt to the ref who appears to wipe it off before he shows it to Fill and then to the crowd who cheer, Sam pulls off his sweat soaked t-shirt and goes to pass it to KJ, but the look of revulsion on KJ’s face is clearly visible, so Sam throws it to the crowd who part like the Red Sea, not wanting to touch the sweat sodden cloth – James E and KJ leave the ring as Fill stands up from the ropes and stretches his shoulders and smiles at Sam
PE: What’s Fill smiling about? Does he know something?
JR: Quite probably
The ref hands the belt off to the time keeper who returns to his chair and rings the bell, the 2 combatants circle in the centre of the ring and tie up, Sam pushes Fill back and then flexes, pointing at Fill and laughing… they tie up again Sam pushes Fill back again and mocks Fill’s flexing once more… they tie up a third time but this time Fill pushes Sam back hard into the corner and flexes, raising a pop from the crowd
JR: Fill showing Sam how it’s meant to be done
PE: Well, Sondra showed Fill how it was done earlier tonight
Sam looks annoyed and stands up from the corner, he approaches Fill who just smirks at him, they tie up once more and Sam hits a Snap Mare, taking Fill to the mat, he stands up and raises his arms to booing from the crowd – Sam goes to pick up Fill, but Fill grabs a hold of Sam’s neck and rolls him up
ONE
TW… Sam kicks out and looks annoyed as both men roll to their feet, Fill smiles at Sam, wipes off his hands and then waves his finger, this seems to annoy Sam even more
JR: what a technician Fill is, he’s shown Sam not to take him for granted
Sam charges forwards but gets dumped on his face with a Drop Toe Hold, Fill gets up and flexes to a big pop as Sam thumps the mat in frustration, Sam gets to his feet and charges at Fill with a Clothes Line, but Fill ducks it and Sam rebounds off of the ropes, he hits a Clothes Line and immediately goes for a Chin Lock, appearing to be breathing very hard
JR: Is it me, or is Sam already out of breath
PE: Definitely not – he’s talking to Fill to psyche him out
Fill tries to fight his way out of it, as he’s just getting out, Sam says something and he applies a Sleeper Hold… the ref dives down to the side of Fill and checks that he’s OK – the crowd start to seem restless and a few chants of “Boring” are heard
PE: What a smart move by Sam, he’s wearing Fill down early
The ref raises Fill’s arm, it drops, the ref raises it again, it drops, he raises it a third time but this time the arm stops part way down, and Fill slowly fights upwards, he forces his way to his feet, Elbows Sam in the gut twice before Irish Whipping him to the ropes, and on the rebound he hits a Flex Line, Fill raises Sam up and goes for a Snap Suplex, but his hands seem to slip off of Sam’s body
PE: What an amazing reversal by Sam
JR: Reversal? More like his hands slipped – I wonder why that happened
Fill grabs Sam again and hits a T-Bone Suplex, he raises Sam once more but gets hit with a Low Blow – Fill staggers back and falls to his knees, Sam immediately hits an Arm Bar, he’s gasping for breath as he pulls on Fill’s arm
JR: Why is Sam working on submission holds so early – Fill should have no trouble working his way out of these
PE: Not if Sam can wear him down early enough
Fill rolls over the top of Sam and pulls his arm free, he pulls himself up to his feet and immediately punches Sam, Sam returns a punch which staggers Fill back, Sam punches again and Fill staggers to the ropes – Sam walks forwards and hits a weak Clothes Line which knocks Fill over the ropes – James E runs over to him and seems to ask him something, Fill says something and James E looks at Sam with a complete look of disgust on his face
PE: James E is scared for Fill – just look at his face
JR: Even Sam’s simplest attacks are staggering Fill – he must be strong
PE: Told you he was good
Inside the ring, Sam is resting against the corner, his chest is heaving as he gulps air in, the ref checks on him… outside Fill gets to his feet and rolls back into the ring, Sam pushes away from the ropes and steps towards Fill, Fill charges at Sam for a Clothes Line, but Sam ducks and hits a Back Body Drop, sending Fill flying over the top rope, Sam then puts his hands on his knees, breathing heavily, the sweat running off of his head and body
JR: Is it hot in here, or is it just Sam?
PE: Sam’s in peak physical condition, he’s just trying to confuse Fill
JR: I think he’s confusing all of us
Fill gets up from the floor, dusts himself down and rolls into the ring, he approaches Sam and throws a punch, but Sam doesn’t even move – Fill says something and then throws a second punch, this time Sam backs up slightly, Fill throws a Chop, but it makes a kind of Squelch noise as it lands, Fill throws another Chop to another Squelch – the crowd “Woooo” for the first, but upon hearing the noise, it’s more like “EWWWW” for the second
PE: What stamina by the Champion, those attacks are hardly affecting him
JR: He certainly doesn’t seem to be too phased by them
Fill grabs Sam for an Irish Whip, slips slightly and has to re-grab him before hitting the Irish Whip properly, Sam is sent at an angle to the ropes, he bounces and runs (slowly) into Fill’s knee… Sam is bent over as Fill gets him into the Double Underhook position, he hits a Tiger Bomb and then covers Sam
ONE
TWO
Sam kicks out, and Fill drags him to his feet… where Sam landed there’s a rather large wet patch on the mat… Fill grabs hold of Sam and goes for another Suplex, but Sam apparently reverses it into an Abdominal Stretch, the Ref walks towards the two men, but slips on the wet patch and lands on his back
PE: Ref Bump!
JR: But neither of the two men touched him
PE: Sam’s amazingly fast punches, that’s what it is
Sam holds the Stretch, but Fill reaches out for the ropes, he grabs them and Sam releases the hold… Sam staggers back as the ref is getting to his knees, wiping himself off and a look of complete disgust on his face – Fill runs towards Sam but is met by a very weak kick to the gut that barely connects… Sam puts Fill’s head between his knees and the crowd boos… Sam reaches down and tries to lift Fill up but fails
PE: Gosh, look at Fill trying to reverse the move
JR: You’d think he’d escape if he’s reversing it
Sam goes to lift Fill up again, but fails again… at this point KJ looks over at James E and shrugs, he charges towards him with a Clothes Line knocking James E to the mat…
JR: Mah Gawd, what a horrid attack on Fill’s manager
In the ring, Fill has “escaped” from the hold and has dragged Sam to the mat, applying the CrossFace… Sam lies there on the mat, no real expression on his face – the ref looks confused, but KJ jumps into the ring holding a chair, he dives at Fill to break the hold, hitting him over the head with the chair – Fill slumps away as the Ref signals for the bell
PE: Wow, what a lucky save
JR: Yeah, that was SO lucky
Fill rolls away from Sam as KJ continues to swing the chair at him, KJ then checks on Sam who is lieing on his back, trying to get air into his lungs, sweat pouring from his whole body, this allows Fill to get to his feet
JR: KJ’s in for it now
Fill charges at KJ and they begin to brawl as Sam crawls towards the corner and sits himself up, breathing heavily – Fill and KJ brawl through the ropes and out of the ring, the camera man following them up the ramp
Lillian: Your winner because of a disqualification – FILL!
JR: Fill won the match, but Sam kept the belt – he won’t be happy with that
KJ and Fill brawl on the top of the ramp, the cameras focusing on them as the show goes off air…
Ex-Rev logo, then fade
Enjoy the silliness. :D
Lillian: The next match is for one fall and is for the Extreme Revolution World Title – introducing first to the ring, weighing in at an incredible 249lbs, hailing from Croydon, Surrey, being accompanied by his manager, James E Cornette – FILL!!!!
The crowd pops as “Between Angels and Insects” hits – they pyros go off on the staging and Fill walks through them to flex at the top of the ramp, James E walks out beside him, tennis racket in hand, as the pyros begin to diminish
JR: The fans seem to like Fill’s posing
PE: They’re just laughing at him for his actions earlier tonight
Fill walks down the ramp, jumps to the apron as James E walks to the steps, Fill goes through the ropes and approaches Lillian, flexes in front of her and she strokes his arm appreciatively
JR: What a lucky girl Lillian is
Fill returns to the middle of the ring and poses one more time as his pyros go off behind him to a loud cheer from the crowd – his music dies down and Lillian lifts the mic to her lips again
Lillian: His opponent, weighing in at 275lbs, hailing from Worthing, he is the current World Champion, and being accompanied by KJ, SAAAAAM H!
The crowd start to boo even before “Killing the Name” kicks in – Sam walks out onto the staging with KJ at his side, he raises the Gold to another round of booing, Sam is wearing a grey “Fear the H Bomb” t-shirt and he already has sweat marks under his armpits - Sam and KJ walk down the ramp to the ring, they get to the steps and KJ walks up, he sits on the second rope as Sam walks up behind him, nods to KJ and steps through the ropes, the sweat is clearly visible down his back and in the middle of his chest – Fill is leaning casually against a corner, watching Sam, James E talking to him – Sam gets to the middle of the ring and raises the gold with a big grin on his face, and mouths the word “mine” to the crowd who boo at him… at this point the sweat marks under his arms are half way down his sides and wider than his chest – Lillian leaves the ring with a slight look of disgust on her face
PE: Look at him, what an athlete
JR: Yes, Fill is impressive
PE: I mean Sam! The Champion!
JR: He looks a little worn out – is that normal for him?
PE: How can you say that after the Elimination Chamber?
JR: Well, it was Gav’s JackKnife Powerbombs which put both men out and gave Sam the win
As his music dies down, Sam holds the belt to his chest and starts bad mouthing Fill, but Fill just relaxes against the ropes ignoring him
JR: Sam’s trying to play mind games, but Fill won’t have any of it
PE: You mean he doesn’t understand it
JR: Fill’s the Smartest Man In Wrestling, he knows exactly what he’s doing
Sam hands the belt to the ref who appears to wipe it off before he shows it to Fill and then to the crowd who cheer, Sam pulls off his sweat soaked t-shirt and goes to pass it to KJ, but the look of revulsion on KJ’s face is clearly visible, so Sam throws it to the crowd who part like the Red Sea, not wanting to touch the sweat sodden cloth – James E and KJ leave the ring as Fill stands up from the ropes and stretches his shoulders and smiles at Sam
PE: What’s Fill smiling about? Does he know something?
JR: Quite probably
The ref hands the belt off to the time keeper who returns to his chair and rings the bell, the 2 combatants circle in the centre of the ring and tie up, Sam pushes Fill back and then flexes, pointing at Fill and laughing… they tie up again Sam pushes Fill back again and mocks Fill’s flexing once more… they tie up a third time but this time Fill pushes Sam back hard into the corner and flexes, raising a pop from the crowd
JR: Fill showing Sam how it’s meant to be done
PE: Well, Sondra showed Fill how it was done earlier tonight
Sam looks annoyed and stands up from the corner, he approaches Fill who just smirks at him, they tie up once more and Sam hits a Snap Mare, taking Fill to the mat, he stands up and raises his arms to booing from the crowd – Sam goes to pick up Fill, but Fill grabs a hold of Sam’s neck and rolls him up
ONE
TW… Sam kicks out and looks annoyed as both men roll to their feet, Fill smiles at Sam, wipes off his hands and then waves his finger, this seems to annoy Sam even more
JR: what a technician Fill is, he’s shown Sam not to take him for granted
Sam charges forwards but gets dumped on his face with a Drop Toe Hold, Fill gets up and flexes to a big pop as Sam thumps the mat in frustration, Sam gets to his feet and charges at Fill with a Clothes Line, but Fill ducks it and Sam rebounds off of the ropes, he hits a Clothes Line and immediately goes for a Chin Lock, appearing to be breathing very hard
JR: Is it me, or is Sam already out of breath
PE: Definitely not – he’s talking to Fill to psyche him out
Fill tries to fight his way out of it, as he’s just getting out, Sam says something and he applies a Sleeper Hold… the ref dives down to the side of Fill and checks that he’s OK – the crowd start to seem restless and a few chants of “Boring” are heard
PE: What a smart move by Sam, he’s wearing Fill down early
The ref raises Fill’s arm, it drops, the ref raises it again, it drops, he raises it a third time but this time the arm stops part way down, and Fill slowly fights upwards, he forces his way to his feet, Elbows Sam in the gut twice before Irish Whipping him to the ropes, and on the rebound he hits a Flex Line, Fill raises Sam up and goes for a Snap Suplex, but his hands seem to slip off of Sam’s body
PE: What an amazing reversal by Sam
JR: Reversal? More like his hands slipped – I wonder why that happened
Fill grabs Sam again and hits a T-Bone Suplex, he raises Sam once more but gets hit with a Low Blow – Fill staggers back and falls to his knees, Sam immediately hits an Arm Bar, he’s gasping for breath as he pulls on Fill’s arm
JR: Why is Sam working on submission holds so early – Fill should have no trouble working his way out of these
PE: Not if Sam can wear him down early enough
Fill rolls over the top of Sam and pulls his arm free, he pulls himself up to his feet and immediately punches Sam, Sam returns a punch which staggers Fill back, Sam punches again and Fill staggers to the ropes – Sam walks forwards and hits a weak Clothes Line which knocks Fill over the ropes – James E runs over to him and seems to ask him something, Fill says something and James E looks at Sam with a complete look of disgust on his face
PE: James E is scared for Fill – just look at his face
JR: Even Sam’s simplest attacks are staggering Fill – he must be strong
PE: Told you he was good
Inside the ring, Sam is resting against the corner, his chest is heaving as he gulps air in, the ref checks on him… outside Fill gets to his feet and rolls back into the ring, Sam pushes away from the ropes and steps towards Fill, Fill charges at Sam for a Clothes Line, but Sam ducks and hits a Back Body Drop, sending Fill flying over the top rope, Sam then puts his hands on his knees, breathing heavily, the sweat running off of his head and body
JR: Is it hot in here, or is it just Sam?
PE: Sam’s in peak physical condition, he’s just trying to confuse Fill
JR: I think he’s confusing all of us
Fill gets up from the floor, dusts himself down and rolls into the ring, he approaches Sam and throws a punch, but Sam doesn’t even move – Fill says something and then throws a second punch, this time Sam backs up slightly, Fill throws a Chop, but it makes a kind of Squelch noise as it lands, Fill throws another Chop to another Squelch – the crowd “Woooo” for the first, but upon hearing the noise, it’s more like “EWWWW” for the second
PE: What stamina by the Champion, those attacks are hardly affecting him
JR: He certainly doesn’t seem to be too phased by them
Fill grabs Sam for an Irish Whip, slips slightly and has to re-grab him before hitting the Irish Whip properly, Sam is sent at an angle to the ropes, he bounces and runs (slowly) into Fill’s knee… Sam is bent over as Fill gets him into the Double Underhook position, he hits a Tiger Bomb and then covers Sam
ONE
TWO
Sam kicks out, and Fill drags him to his feet… where Sam landed there’s a rather large wet patch on the mat… Fill grabs hold of Sam and goes for another Suplex, but Sam apparently reverses it into an Abdominal Stretch, the Ref walks towards the two men, but slips on the wet patch and lands on his back
PE: Ref Bump!
JR: But neither of the two men touched him
PE: Sam’s amazingly fast punches, that’s what it is
Sam holds the Stretch, but Fill reaches out for the ropes, he grabs them and Sam releases the hold… Sam staggers back as the ref is getting to his knees, wiping himself off and a look of complete disgust on his face – Fill runs towards Sam but is met by a very weak kick to the gut that barely connects… Sam puts Fill’s head between his knees and the crowd boos… Sam reaches down and tries to lift Fill up but fails
PE: Gosh, look at Fill trying to reverse the move
JR: You’d think he’d escape if he’s reversing it
Sam goes to lift Fill up again, but fails again… at this point KJ looks over at James E and shrugs, he charges towards him with a Clothes Line knocking James E to the mat…
JR: Mah Gawd, what a horrid attack on Fill’s manager
In the ring, Fill has “escaped” from the hold and has dragged Sam to the mat, applying the CrossFace… Sam lies there on the mat, no real expression on his face – the ref looks confused, but KJ jumps into the ring holding a chair, he dives at Fill to break the hold, hitting him over the head with the chair – Fill slumps away as the Ref signals for the bell
PE: Wow, what a lucky save
JR: Yeah, that was SO lucky
Fill rolls away from Sam as KJ continues to swing the chair at him, KJ then checks on Sam who is lieing on his back, trying to get air into his lungs, sweat pouring from his whole body, this allows Fill to get to his feet
JR: KJ’s in for it now
Fill charges at KJ and they begin to brawl as Sam crawls towards the corner and sits himself up, breathing heavily – Fill and KJ brawl through the ropes and out of the ring, the camera man following them up the ramp
Lillian: Your winner because of a disqualification – FILL!
JR: Fill won the match, but Sam kept the belt – he won’t be happy with that
KJ and Fill brawl on the top of the ramp, the cameras focusing on them as the show goes off air…
Ex-Rev logo, then fade