View Full Version : TWO Xtreme TV 31 - 22nd Sepetember 2005
The B-Man
19-09-2005, 05:52 PM
The following program is a post watershed production, it will contain scenes and storylines not suitable for children and some of the content may also be unacceptable to other viewers. This program may also contain strobe lighting effects.
'Carve me an Edge' by Fake Ideal starts to play as the XTV opening video plays
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A mass of pyros go off as the inside of the FedExArena as the camera shows the thousands of screaming fans. A small group of men near the walkway are dressed as The Incredible Holt, complete with title belts.
MC: Hello and welcome to Xtreme TV here in Rhode Island home of the Wild Boy! Alongside me here at ringside is Tazz. What a show tonight promises to be Tazz.
Tazz: I dunno from looking at the ring this could be a disaster.
MC: How can you say that this is going to be fun.
We cut to a shot of the ring where we can see a big bed, fluffy pillows and a basket full of bananas. There is also a very erotic lighten being projected toward the ring.
“Wild Boys” hits the speakers to a FREAKIN HUGE pop.
MC: Alriiiiight
Tazz: Oh no.
MC: Ohhhhh, Yeahhhhhh.
Keith Jaxx skips out on to the stage wearing nothing but a pink thong as he slowly makes his way to the ring slapping hands with the fans at both sides of the entrance ramp.
Tazz: Just look at that suck up and when I say suck I mean it.
MC: What are you trying to say Tazz?
Tazz: I think that’s pretty obvious, Cole. I mean really look at the ring.
MC: Excuse me?
Tazz: The ring, look at it. It’s full of pink stuff.
MC: Yes it’s time for in Bed with Keith Jaxx.
Tazz: Nothing new for you then, Michael.
MC: What?
Tazz: What, you gone deaf or something?
MC: I heard you but what do you mean?
Tazz: Oh please.
Jaxx slides up into the ring and goes underneath the bed and pulls out a Dildo.
Tazz: Oh my word. Who arranges this kind of thing?
MC: Well Darkstar owns the place, so I guess it must be him.
Tazz: You can’t honestly think that the owner of this company, Darkstar would be happy with this kind of thing.
MC: Well it’s his show, Tazz.
“Wild Boys” cuts off and Jaxx starts tapping the top of the dildo.
Tazz: What is he doing?
MC: He is playing with his Dildo, Tazz.
Tazz: Did you just say what I think you did?
MC: I did.
Tazz: Oh Dear.
Jaxx: Hello, *Bomp* *Bomp* *Bomp* Hell. Is this on?
HUGE pop from the crowd.
Jaxx: UH, uh, allriiiiiiiiiigghhhhhhttttt.
MC: Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiigghhhhhhtttttt.
Tazz: Save me, please, somebody save me.
MC: You want somebody to shave you?
Tazz: I said save.
Jaxx: Are you guys ready for some fun?
Crowd: YES!!!
Jaxx: Are you ready for the first EVER edition of In Bed with Keith Jaxx right here in Rhode Island?
HUGE Pop from the crowd.
Jaxx: Ok without further ado please welcome your TWO World Heavyweight Champion, The Incredible Holt!!!
The crowd boo at the announcement of The Champ as “Mark B and Blade - You don't see the signs (soccer am)” hits the speakers and The Incredible Holt walks out on to the stage.
Tazz: Finally someone who is actually respectable.
MC: Well this could be very interesting, Tazz. We all know there is only one man that can actually understand anything that comes out of Holt’s mouth.
Tazz: You think Jaxx wants stuff to come OUT of his mouth?
MC: Pardon?
Tazz: Never mind.
Holt climbs up into the ring and his music soon cuts off.
Jaxx: Ladies and Gentlemen, your TWO World Heavyweight Champion.
The crowd begin booing rather loudly at the mention of Holt.
Jaxx: Well I can see by that reaction Holt, you aren’t exactly a fan favourite are you?
Holt: Argghh.
Jaxx: Yes, no need to get feisty just yet.
Some of the crowd can be heard laughing.
Jaxx climbs inside the bed and motions to Holt with his index finger.
Jaxx: Coming in?
Holt: AGHHHHHH.
Jaxx: Alriiiiigghhhttt.
Holt just stands there with Jaxx continuing to motion him into the bed.
Tazz: I don’t think Holt wants to get in there and personally I think that is a very wise choice.
MC: He shouldn’t of agreed to come out here then.
Tazz: I don’t think he knew what he was getting himself in for.
Jaxx: Ok if you want to be like that, just go, fine.
Holt groans again before unwillingly climbing into the bed.
Crowd: Alriiiiiiiiiiggghhhtttt
Tazz: This is about to get as Ugly as Michael Cole in a dress.
MC: Hey!
Tazz: You’re right sorry, you don’t even need a dress.
Jaxx: Now the fun begins. OH YEAAAAHHHH.
Holt: Arggghhhh.
Jaxx: Easy there big fella. You as well Holt, came down.
The Crowd Laugh.
MC: HAHA, that’s funny.
Tazz: It’s sick is what it is. Nothing but sick.
Jaxx: So how would you like me to unstrap that belt, Holt.
Holt: AGHHHHHHH!!!!
Jaxx: I think he said Alriiiighhhtttt.
The crowd again laugh.
MC: I though it was only Trash could tell what he said?
Tazz: He is Cole, Jaxx is just darn right ripping the piss.
Jaxx: I feel like a something long and bendy. Hows about you?
Holt: Arrrr.
Jaxx: Suit yourself I will just have a Banana on my own then.
“Mark B and Blade - You don't see the signs (soccer am)” Hits the speakers to a loud amount of booing from the crowd.
MC: What does he want?
Tazz: I think he is tired of this cr@p and quite frankly so am I.
Trash quickly makes his way to the ring where he firstly grabs a mic before climbing on in.
Trash: Cut my music.
“Mark B and Blade - You don't see the signs (soccer am)” Cuts off and we hear some booing from the crowd.
Trash: What is this unadulterated cr@p?
The Crowd Boo.
Trash: This is the wors….
Jaxx: Woo. Take a chill pill or you can have a Banana.
Jaxx holds up a Banana.
Trash: I don’t want no frickin Banana.
Jaxx climbs out of the bed and grabs Trash pulling him into the bed.
Jaxx: Alrrrrriiiiiighhhht, A 3-way now that’s my cuppa tea.
Trash quickly gets out of the bed.
Jaxx: Oh, just as my panties were coming off.
Holt gets out of the bed quicker the Cole normally goes down to his knees in a gay bar.
Trash: Enough, do you have a point out here or what?
Jaxx: Why now that you ask I have a HUGE point.
The Crows roar with laughter.
Trash: You’re sick you are.
Jaxx: No really I am out here for a reason.
Trash: Well get a move on cause quite frankly this is too degrading to be on Television.
The crowd boo.
Jaxx: I want to challenge Holt to a match. If I win I get a shot a his title.
Holt: Aghhh
Trash: Holt says he would beat you in any kind of match.
Jaxx: He can beat me all he wants.
Trash: Very funny.
Jaxx: Ok how’s about if I can eat more Bananas than him in 1 minute, I get a title shot?
Trash: All he has to do is eat more Bananas?
Jaxx: Yes, normal rules apply except Pin falls are replaced by Banana eating.
Holt: ARGHHH!!!
Trash: You’re on.
Jaxx calls the referee up into the ring and places the basket of bannas in between both men.
Ding Ding Ding
Holt lifts a Banana and struggles to peal it whilst Jaxx rips it off in seconds and downs the banana like he has done “this kinda” thing before.
MC: Jaxx has good technique.
Tazz: I beat he does and you would know.
MC: Well I do love a bit of fruit.
Tazz: I bet.
Jaxx puts his hands down between the sheets and struggles about a bit before flicking his thong toward Holt to a massive cheer from the crowd.
Tazz: Oh my god, did he just? I mean did he?
MC: Yes he did.
Trash leaves the ring and seconds later comes back in with a steel chair and hands it to Holt who starts hitting Jaxx with it to a LOUD amount of booing from the crowd.
The referee calls for the bell.
MC: What does this mean?
Holt and Trash leave the ring but Jaxx must be in pain after those visicous chair shots from the champion.
TC: Ladies and Gentlemen the referee has informed me that the winner of this match due to a disqualification, Keith Jaxx. Therefore Keith Jaxx will get his title shot.
HUGE pop from the crowd.
“Mark B and Blade - You don't see the signs (soccer am)” Hits the speakers as Holt and Trash look at an in pain Jaxx who is rolling around in the bed.
MC: What a way to open the show, Tazz. More after the break.
TWO Xtreme fades to commercials
Back from commercials as we go to a shot of Tony Chimel standing in the centre of the ring
CHIMEL: Ladies and Gentlemen, at this time will you all please rise to greet the owner of TWOstars…
As soon as the word “owner” comes out of Tony Chimel’s mouth, the live crowd in Rhode Island burst into a chorus of boo’s
CHIMEL:………… Darkstar!
“Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit rattles the inside of the FedEx Arena. The flames shoot down the entrance ramp as the all too familiar figure in the long black trench coat appears from behind the curtain. He sports a nice selection of cuts and bruises; all at the hands of The Mexican Sensation
COLE: The boss always comes out here for a reason, Tazz. But will he fail to mention his loss to Gringo last Sunday at Halloween Havoc?
TAZZ: I doubt it, Cole. That match meant nothing to him; everything was on the line for the former champ
Darkstar gingerly paces down the ramp before shaking the tail of his coat to one side, entering the ring via the steel steps. The music drowns out as he snatches the microphone out of the hands of the tubby ring announcer
DARKSTAR: Chimel, get out of my ring…… You can return to your donuts
COLE: Tony has donuts?
DARKSTAR: Now, before we rolled into this sad excuse of a community, four nights ago TWOstars delivered to you a Pay Per View like no other. A Pay Per View that saw two men risk life and limb to climb a ladder, all for the love of their car………… A Pay Per View where no hard hats were worn around a scaffold……….. A Pay Per View where not only did you see the best of wrestling, but the best of Triple X-rated porn………… A Pay Per View where revenge was sweet as one man realised that even HE has a price………………… And last, but by no means least……
TAZZ: He has balls, Cole. And big one’s at that. He’s gonna admit defeat…
COLE… Mmmmmmm………. Balls
DARKSTAR:…………….. A Pay Per View in which……………….. The Incredible Holt retained his World Heavyweight Championship!
The crowd boo at the mention of the champ’s name for the second time tonight
COLE: What!? Holt didn’t retain! That match never happened!
TAZZ: Gotta agree with you, Cole. It didn’t, I saw the Big Greenie back stage before the show………… No sign of Triple V though……..
DARKSTAR: That’s right folks! Holt went into Halloween Havoc the champ, and he came out the champ! All in all, a good night for The Future!
COLE: Yeah, if you EXCLUDE the bosses loss to Gringo!
DARKSTAR: Now I know you all wanted to see Holt and Vengeance get it on, right?
Rhode Island erupts in cheers, if only to see the two champions rip each other to shreds
DARKSTAR: Well, it WOULD have happened! But only if Mr Vengeance had actually decided to turn up
COLE: Oh come on! You really think Triple V would no show when he has the chance to capture the World Heavyweight Championship!?
TAZZ: Cole, he can’t hear you. And when did you become the Violence Bearer’s number one fan? Huh?
COLE: You know I never will be. Besides, these great fans were cheated out of what would have been a brutal encounter between those two behemoths
The owner continues to pace around the ring before staring into the ringside camera
DARKSTAR: And Vinnie, you had your shot buddy, you missed it, that’s just the way the cookie crumb…
All of a sudden, “Violence Fetish” by Disturbed pounds through the PA system in the FedEx Arena. A small proportion of the audience begin to cheer, most others couldn’t care less
Dave Meltzer, Vengeance’s Championship Guidance Counsellor bursts through from the Gorilla Position, an extremely angry looking Television Champion closely follows, dragging his not so shiny belt along the steel grate
The music fades out as Da Meltz brings a mic to his lips
MELTZ: Oh yeah, Darkstar, you thought that was funny huh? Well to cut a long story short, we’re not waiting around any longer, Triple V wants his title shot, and he wants it TONIGHT!
COLE: Tonight!? Vengeance and Holt for the World Heavyweight Championship!?
DARKSTAR: Wo wo wo! Hold up a second, Dave. Last time I checked, I was paying YOUR cheques, making ME your boss. I call the shots, I make the title matches! Vinnie’s time has come and gone, and he’s gonna have to wait a helluva lot longer for another chance!
MELTZ: Ok, you wanna play ball!? That’s fine with us, I’ve got a Television Champion standing right next to me who’s just about ready to walk out on your ass, taking the title with him!..............
The crowd cheer at the possibility of never having to watch Triple V in TWOstars ever again
MELTZ:………. Not before he walks down that ramp, gets in that ring and finishes what Gringo started at Halloween Havoc!
Vengeance drops the TV belt and begins descend towards the squared circle, fists clenched, looking more than ready to decimate the boss
DARKSTAR: Vinnie! Stop right there! I’ll fire you before you can get anywhere near this ring!............................ In fact, I’ll tell you what………..
The TWOstars owner suddenly becomes much more relaxed as Triple V stops in his tracks, sadistically turning his head to one side, waiting on what the boss has to say next
DARKSTAR:………… Word has it that you have some quite precious footage of your “travels” this past Sunday………………….. You give that tape to the boys in the truck for the whole world to see………………. And once we see it, Vengeance gets his shot!...................No tape, no match!................ Time’s ticking away Dave!
“Break Stuff” sounds once again as Vengeance backs up the entrance ramp
COLE: Tape? What tape?
TAZZ: No idea, Cole. What if it’s worth a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship then it’s gotta hold some importance!
COLE: Will we see it? Only one way to find out! Stay with us right here on Xtreme TV!
Cut to Halloween Havoc Rebound
Dante
19-09-2005, 07:40 PM
Back from commercials the lights all go out in the TWO Stars arena.
Cole-Well this is one of two people.
Tazz-Hopefully its not the Lone Ranger.
A graphic flashes up on the Titantron. First it is just undistinguishable blurs, but soon it turns into an actual picture. A storm is seen and heard in the background. Lightning hits and thunder cracks loudly. The camera goes through the graveyard as the storm continues. Eventually several small shapes are seen in the background. As the camera approaches them, it turns out to be identical tombstones, With names across them all. From left to right they read,
Sickness
Boyo
Omega Red
Draven Cage
Mickhail Mills
Chris Eagles
Jordi Warner
Chris2K
Behind the graves is a figure perched on the top of a Mausoleum. In the lightning flashes, the figure is revealed to be Dante, trench coat billowing out behind him. Lightning again strikes and at the same time lightning strikes in the arena. The crowd jumps at this as the all to familiar pyro explodes. F*cking Determined by Mudvayne is blaring through the arena as Dante walks from amidst the flames. The crowd again pops massively as Dante makes his way to the ring. He throws the guns again and "shoots" each turnbuckle, making pyro blast out in succession as each one is "hit"
Dante gets a mic and waits for the cheers to die down.
Dante-I told you all last week I got a target picked out.
The crowd cheers and there is the feeling they want to know who it is.
D-The only thing I'll tell you is he's competing tonight. You know, its been far to long since the Assassin has been on the hunt. I've had some minor kills here and there, but this one will be on a much grander scale. I will once again delve into my true nature. No quarter will be given here. No prisoners taken. No mercy granted. So to everyone back there, Remember you never know what shadows the Assassin is lurking in. Any one of you could be just another victim.
With that Dante drops the mic, and walks to the back.
Cut to TWO Stars HH game for PS2 commercial
Evil Gringo
19-09-2005, 09:20 PM
Back from commerical we cut outside to the parking lot and a nervous Todd Grisham, waiting with mic in hand...
Grish: Ladies and gentleman we've confirmed that the Gringo, fresh of his HUGE win last night over Darkstar is about to enter the arena...
Sure enough the camara pans out and spots coming towards the arena lot a stylish Ferrari Enzo with the number plate GR1NG0 1.... It screeches to a halt and out emerges the Mexican Sensation himself... The Evil Gringo to the cheers of a sold out Rhode Island crowd....
Grish: Gringo, Gringo... just a few words about last night... After such an hard match up, how do you feel...
Gringo: Essa I feel a million bucks and let me show you why...
Gringo steps to the otherside of his beautiful car and opens the door... out of which emerges the gorgous Becki Moss, his Mamacita, looking beautiful as usual as once again the crowd pops for the sight of the leggy blonde bombshell....
Gringo: Where here honey... You see essa, with my Mamacita behind me, I can do anything... I could feel her last night, willing me on, driving me to beat that no good chico Darkstar... And the rest is history...
Grish: But what are your thoughts on the news that despite you winning a title shot last night as well as Becki... Well the news that the four way match for the number one contendership cancelled from Xtreme TV a few weeks back will take place again tonight?
Gringo: Essa, we don't care... do we Mami...
Becki: Hell no, last night my man proved to the world that he has the skills, the detirmintion and above all the heart to do whatever can be done in TWOStars...
Gringo: Ah shush Mami, your making me blush...
Becki: And tonight, whatever the result of tonights four way I'm sure my man will once again prove just like last night why he is the Mexican Sensation and will once again win the TWOStars World Heavyweight title...
Gringo: Thats right Mamacita... Tonight I will prove in that ring to however thinks they are taking my shot that the Gringo is still the fear in the dark... and the World Title is all his future holds! Come on Mami, lets get your bags inside...
Gringo and Becki walk past the bemused Grish and into the arena as we fade out to a commerical for the TWO Fanatic's series... This month exclusive to PPV, the A.C. story...
Evil Gringo
20-09-2005, 10:55 PM
Back from the Fanatic Series commercial we come to ring side to see Michael Cole and Tazz ready to call the first 'real' match of the evening...
MC: Well tonight ladies and gentleman, as a special match booked by our owner
Darkstar we have a chance to see the cream of the crop as far as the TWOStars Training scheme is concerned...
Tazz: Yeah I hear Mr Fill is down recovering from Gower's actions and overseeing everything... and hey, I know a thing about running schools as well if the boss wants to give me...
MC: What student of yours ever did anything...
Tazz: Well I trained Chris Chetti...
MC: Enough said... anyway here we go...
'Remedy' by Cold boom's through the arena PA and the new trainee comes through the curtain. He stands in the middle of the stage and raises both arms to the crowd who are a little watchful and intrested but unsure of what to make of the new guy yet....
TC: From New York, New York... (crowd gives the new guy a home town pop...)
Weighing in at 270lbs... ''The Messiah''.... Rake... RUSH....
Rush goes down the ramp high fiving the crowd before sliding through the bottom of the ropes, he gets up, and stairs at the crowd...
MC: Well I'll say one thing for him, he certainly looks like a good athlelte...
Tazz: No doubt Cole, a real blue chipper in the making...
'You Don't See The Signs' hits the speakers though and announces the trainees special opponent... Tom Trash of the Future... He comes out to the boo's of the crowd which he acknowledges like cheers, once again he is in poscession of his beloved Trash Can, this week with the word 'Wannabe' sprayed on the side...
MC: Seems like Trash is confident...
Tazz: Well he is the US champ Cole!
Trash gets into the ring and put the trash can down in the corner which the ref kicks outside... Jack Doan signals for the bell and it seems that this match is underway...
MC: What the hell is Trash doing?
Trash does a weird handshake gesture and offers a brotherly hug to show Rush that everything is ok that this will be a nice fair match... until that is Trash unsportingly clotheslines him
Tazz: Ha... Show this guy the ropes Tom...
MC: Where's your sense of sportsmanship?
Tazz: It's called experiance Cole, experiance...
Trash goes a bit lucha showing his spped and nails a bulldog before rolling into a slack pin...
One...
Two...
Tazz: Trash is walking all over this kid....
MC: No, he's just being cocky... he'd better watch out this 'kid has a near 100lb weight advantage and nearly a foot on our US champion...
Trash nails a few kicks in for good, insultive measure... He finally body slams him and looks to go up top....
Tazz: Looks like Trash wants to finish Rush early... I tell ya Cole, if this is the best the school has got maybe I should apply...
MC: Why? So you can make it worse... it's going fine...
As Trash climbs Rush is up and crotches Trash.... Trash doesn't seem to happy and his vocal outburst in the aftermath of that landing is evidence of it...
MC: See... Trash should never under-estimate people...
'The Messiah"see's an oppertunity and lifts Trash up in an INVERTED Gorilla Press before tossing him to the mat, landing the US champion hard on his back...
Tazz: Ok, I'll admit Cole... that was a pretty nice move...
Rush looks for some more offense and in quick succession nails a arm drag followed by a back body drop and then as Trash staggers to his feet a Side Russian leg sweep...
MC: Nice little sequence for the newcomer... get the pin!
One...
Two...
Trash kicks out clean at two... the willy champ is still too fresh to go down...
Tazz: Gotta say Cole, looks like Fill has got the basics drilled into them down in the School...
Rush is feeling it and the crowd are slowly getting behind him... Trash is slowly pulling himself up on the ropes and 'The Messiah' goes to rush him but is stopped by a concerned referee... Trash uses this distraction though to plant Rush with a low blow!
MC: Awww come one!
Tazz: It's all a learning curve Cole, plus Trash isn't our US champion for nothing is he?
The ref begins to admonish the US champion as he rolls Rush outside with a few snide kicks... Rush begins to stand but Trash wants to show the world why he is US champ...
MC: Asai Moonsault!
Tazz: See Cole, with beautiful and effective moves like that... how can Trash lose... moe importantly how can you doubt him?
Trash rolls the stunned Rake back into the ring, the mans size advantage being negated by Trash's experiance and craftiness at this time... 'The Messiah' slowly gets to his feet as Trash is back on the apron getting ready...
Tazz: There ya go Cole... What a beautiful Springboard Heel Kick!
MC: Hmmm I still prefers Gringo's...
Tazz: WHAT! We all know he stole it from Trash!
Trash lands almost cat like on his feet... He then decides a cocky one footed cover on the larger man is nessecary...
One...
Two...
T...
MC: No chance... Rush is still too strong...
Trash is getting frustrated slightly and goads 'The Messiah' to his feet... Trash goes for an Irish whip into the ropes but his opponent is just to strong and Rush reverses with ease... Rush fakes a Superkick but stops...
Tazz: What the? Take the oppertunity!
Both Rush and Trash are laughing... that is until Rush nails Trash with the Superkick anyway!
Tazz: Hey... now thats unsporting!
MC: No Tazz... I believe that is the Rake Rush... and he rolls into the cover...
One...
Two...
Th...
Tazz: Ha, still not enough to put down our proud US champion...
Rake grabs Trash and begins to haul him up... He is however a victim to a Trash thumb to the eye and he staggers back stunned and slightly blinded... Trash takes the oppertunity...
Tazz: Trash Attack...
MC: Wait no... reversed into a beautiful Reverse DDT by Rake Rush... This kid could do it!
Tazz: Huh...
Trash is frustrated and rolls out of the ring to get his trusty trash can lid...
MC: Oh, thats the US champ where proud of is it Tazz....
He tries to bring it into the ring but the referee is having none of it as the two tangle on the apron... Doan tries to snatch away the lid but he catches an accidental blow and falls to the ground...
MC: Oh great... what a role model for a champion...
Trash is now free to use his can but before he can the lights go out in the arena and confusion spreads between the crowd and the two men in the ring...
Tazz: What the hell is going on... don't tell me this roach hole has lost power again!
MC: You come from New York!
Tazz: Yeah Red Hook... not this stink ridden place!
All of a sudden the Lonely Avenger is stood in the ring and both Rake and Trash don't know what to make of Loneliness Itself's apperance... That is until he lays out Trash with a huge big boot!
Tazz: What the hell!
TLA is not done however and scoops the fallen US Champion off the mat in front of the stunned 'Messiah'... he looks around the crowd and then delivers the PUNISHER!
MC: What an impact... The Avenger seems to have taken an issue with Trash!
TLA clears the ring as the ref comes to from his can shot and Rake sense's his chance and dives into the cover...
One...
Two...
Three!!!
MC: My god... the trainee, Rake Rush has taken the duke! He just beat Trash our very own US champion!
Tazz: Yeah with a little help from his friends...
Cold begin to play in again but The Lonely Avenger is back in the ring and chases off the referee...
TLA: Cut HIS music...
The music cuts off leaving a bewildered Rush alone with the Avenger and Trash who is pulling himself up to the corner grasping his head...
TLA: God damn Trash... Do you have any pride? Do you have any idea what a warrior, a warrior in this ring should do? I mean look at this guy, greener then grass, ripe for a quick win but you had to play around, you had to show off.... you just couldn't focus... So Tommy boy, I decided I needed to give you some focus... I decided to show you the error of your ways, to avenge your crime...
By now Trash is sat down in the turnbuckles grasping his US belt as protection...
TLA: You see Trash this is your punishement... this is your warning... I want that title, I want to show you it's true meaning and the TRUE power of the Avenger, the strength of Lonlieness... And also an example of what you should have done...
Without warning the Avenger scoops the tired Rush up onto his shoulder before driving the trainee down with yet another Punisher! He places on hand on the throat of the fallen Rake Rush and with the other counts a one-two-three...
TLA: You see Trash... easy as that... so consider this a lesson, a waring and a notice... Your actions will always be avenged... and I, THE LONELY AVENGER, will be the one keeping the score...
With that TLA gets up and exits the ring past a bemused and terrifed Trash... TLA gets to the top of the ramp before turning round and sending one final message...
TLA: See you around Trash....
Cut to commerical break....
Darkstar
20-09-2005, 11:28 PM
Back from break.
The camera is inside the Dark Alliance locker room, the site of Boyo immaculatly dressed in a grey 3 piece suit gets a (surprisingly) loud boo from the audience.
Boyo: You know something Mr Sickness, I am so very, very glad that we can go back to normal clothing. That g string cut me to shreds!
Sickness walks into view looking like a cross between Dot Cotton and Keith Richards as the crowd start to laugh. A few people can be heard chanting for the Dark Alliance monster.
Sickness: What was that Mr Boyo?
Boyo: You can take the dress off Mr Sickness, Mr Darkstar has removed the conditions imposed by our tag team loss.
Sickness goes to say something but is cut off by Boyo.
Boyo: No Mr Sickness, I know you find it more.....free in a dress. However I think the Dark Alliance would be better sorted if you got changed back into your normal attire.
Sickness walks off camera as Boyo continues to speak.
Boyo: Mr Sickness, soon we will regain what is rightfully ours, the Dark Alliance will once again be the tag team champions of the world. And do you know why Mr Sickness? Becouse those belts are like rainbows around the waists of that simpleton Arkham and his pet faker. Rainbows Mr Sickness, and we are the shadow that passes over the sun! We will take that gold with blood, sweat and tears Mr Sickness.......
Sickness: Ours Mr Boyo?
Boyo: Mr Sickness, I dont do bleeding, sweating or crying. You should know that. And do you know why I dont?
Sickness walks into view, he has changed into his normal white T Shirt and tattered denim shorts: bottle of whiskey in hand.
Sickness: yeah, becouse I can do the first two Mr Boyo.
Boyo: Two out of three works for me.
Sickness looks down at the mostly empty bottle in his hand and in one swift motion brings it up hard onto his head. The shattering glass showers the room, blood almost immediatly starts trickling down the face of The Dark Alliance monster, staining his white T shirt.
Boyo: Well done Mr Sickness, thats just the attitude we need.
Cut to Brett Banner promo.
Back from Brett Banner promo.
Cole - Welcome back, And for all those who have just joined us you have missed are new show In Bed With Keith Jaxx
Tazz - Your favourite show Cole
Cole - Ummm well, Anyway you have also missed Darkstar tell The T.V champion to play some tape or something to get his title shot
Tazz - Maybe the tapes of you and Keith Jaxx
Cole - Oh that’s all ready on the internet…. I ….. Umm mean umm
Tazz - You sick bas….
Cole - (interuping Tazz) YOU have also missed Dante say he has a target
The arena goes pitch black, then suddenly the words “Diamonds are Forever” are sung by a female voice.
A pyro shower starts as a violin and piano accompany the female repeating the same words. A hooded figure emerges from backstage and walks through the pyro shower.
The hooded figure, silhouetted by the pyro, raises his hands in the shape of a diamond. He breaks the diamond across his knee and an all too familiar guitar riff kicks in as the crowd erupts in a mixture of cheers and boos
“Marvellous Me” is now in full swing a Mickhail throws the hood off of his head and struts to the ring. When he gets to the apron, he slides on one knee after hopping up, and the bends over backwards into the ring.
Cole - At Haloween Havok, Mills screwed his long time friend and partner Chris Eagles Tazz
Tazz - And breaking up the first team in TWOstars Re-Evolution, But what’s he come out here for ?
Cole - No idea Tazz, But the crowd are mixed about him some cheering and some booing him
As Mills now in the ring holds the mic up to his mouth the mixture of cheers and boos begins to quiet down
Mills - WELCOME TO THE FEDEXARENA
This causes all the crowd to erupt into a fit of cheering
Tazz - Looks like Mick Foley has a rival Cole
Cole - What ???????
Tazz - For cheap pop’s
Cole - Oh sorry
Tazz - Will you stop thing about Keith Jaxx for one moment and do your job
Mills - So you are probably wanting to know WHY Mickhail?, WHY did you do it?, WHY did you screw your best friend?, WHY did you screw Chris Eagles ?
The crowd cheer as they see when Mills attacked Eagles at Haloween Havok on the TWOtron
Mills - Well I’ll tell you, I WAS SICK TO DEATH OF CHRIS, BARRY AND TED having dig’s at me, I was sick of being second best behind Chris and Barry, The ONLY person to listen and understand me was Benjamin Black, At Haloween Havok YOU ALL MADE me wear THAT t-shirt
Tazz - So he’s just ungrateful
Cole - Why ?
Tazz - Well Chris helped him out, And he throw’s it back in his face
Mills - So Chris now you know man, Now you know why I did what I did, It wasn’t just business, IT WAS PERSONAL, Yes Chris it was personal, So with that No Mercy, Chris I’m challenging you to a match, One on one no Ted Dibiase, No Benjamin Black and no Barry Gower just Mickhail Mills V Christopher Eagles
Tazz - Wow, That’s big Cole, Eagles V Mills
Cole - That’s if Eagles says yes
Tazz - Why wouldn’t he ?
Cole - Better things to do ?
Tazz - What, Better then teaching a ex-friend a lesson
Mills - Come on Chris, I’m waiting, COME ON
The crowd are on there feet trying to see if Eagles is coming out or not
Mills - Come on Chris, Your not scared are you ?
The crowd and Mills stand looking at the entrance way, But still no sign of Eagles
Mills - Chris, I know you’re here man, Your in the main event for god’s sake…………..( Mills is interrupted)
The arena goes in complete darkness. Then R.Kelly is heard over the PA. "Best of...Both Worlds. Whoo!" The lights go on and pyro shots off, But no one can be seen in the entrance way
Cole - What’s going on ?
Tazz - Well that’s Re-Evolution’s music, But no Re-Evolution
Best of both worlds fades out, Without anybody coming out
Mills starts to laugh inside the ring, And is about to put the mic to his mouth when
“Here comes the money” starts to play and the words Million Dollar Corporation appears on the TWOtron
Tazz - What’s this Cole
Cole - It’s not, It’s is, It’s Eagles and Gower
The camera turns to the ramp way where a annoyed looking Eagles and Barry Gower are standing looking at Mills in the centre of the ring, Gower with his left arm a crossed the chest of MDM stopping him from running to the ring turns to him nods then holds the mic up to his mouth as “Here comes the money” fades out
BG - SO, Mickhail, You think you can come out here, Mouthing off after YOU screwed Chris, We yes WE had your back night after night after night, And you throw it back in are faces
Eagles pulls the mic out of Gower’s hand
MDM - (in a surprisingly calm voice) Mickhail, You want me at No Mercy ?
Mills - Yes
MDM - Fine, Your on, No Mercy, Mickhail Mills V Christopher Eagles
Mills - Good
MDM - Oh, And the winner, Gets the right to anything to do with Re-Evolution, Hahaha
Mills - You what, Fine you on Re-Evolution was my idea, And I will be sole owner of it again
MDM - One more thing MATE, EVERYONE is banned from ringside
Mills - That’s good no Ted or Barry, I might not get jumped in the match now
MDM - Ha ha, And NO Benjamin Black
With this Gower and Eagles walks off leaving Mills looking shocked in the ring
MDM - Oh, By the way, Re-Evolution is now The Million Dollar Corporation
Tazz - So there you have it No Mercy, Eagles V Mills, Everyone banned from ringside
Cole - That one will be personal Tazz
Tazz - Yes it will
Cole - And the winner, Becomes the sole owner of the name Re-Evolution
Tazz - And still to come tonight, Gower V Cage V Banner V Eagles in the main event one contenders match
Cole - Yes, And so much more after this break
Camera fades to in bed with Keith Jaxx highlights
Ravenmark
21-09-2005, 01:01 PM
Back from Keith Jaxx Highlights.
COLE: Well, up next we have the wrestling debut in TWO Stars of Twiggie, The Recycler?!
TAZZ: We all should do our best for the environment, Cole! How is this guy Twiggy a heel? Wasn’t Duke Drose a baby face?
COLE: Duke Who?
TAZZ: Nevermind!
COLE: Twiggie will be going one on one with one half of the tag team champions, Retromark!
TAZZ: The weaker of the two if you ask me, Cole, although neither one is dealing with a full deck!
CHIMEL: The following contest is scheduled for one fall….
The lights dim and a rainbow of phychadelic swirls are projected throughout the entire arena. Jungle Boy recorded by Twiggie's very own band: Bremstrahung Farad is pumped through the speakers of the arena.
CHIMEL: Please weclome from Nedelands, Colorado, weighing in at 194 pounds, Twiiiiiiiiiiiigiiie!
Twiggie appears at the top of the ramp wheeling a large recycling bin behind him. He shouts various things to the fans while waving his free arm. He reaches out and snatches up a sign from a fan along the ramp, and shouts at them: "Reduce! Reuse! Recycle!" He leaves his recycling bin at the base of the ramp and slides under the bottom rope. Hopping up to his feet he bounces for a momant and spins in circles. Twiggie dances like a fool until his music fades away. He then snaps back to reality, and looks about slightly confused before he remembers what's going on.
A gold light descends upon the arena and a familiar theme tune blasts out (http://steveswrestling.com/midis/wwf/goldust.mid).
CHIMEL: And his opponent, Now residing in Hollywood, California……Retrodust!
Retromark appears on the entrance ramp in full Goldust attire, including long blonde wig. The fans pop at the sight of the crazy *******!
COLE: Retrodust!
TAZZ: Don’t you have a wig like that Cole?
Before RM can make it to the ring, Twiggie attacks him on the ramp, drawing large booing from the Rhode Island fans!
TAZZ: Now I get why he’s a heel!
Twiggie peppers Retrodust with punches to the face…
COLE: Twiggie trying to make an impact here in TWO Stars by trying to take out Retrodust quickly!
TAZZ: Do you want to see Retromark, Retrodust or whatever the hell his name is stumble around the ring for a 15 minute match? I don’t think even The Recycler could carry him!
COLE: What are you talking about!
TAZZ: Kayfabe, Cole! There are fans about!
COLE: Riiiiiiiight.
Twiggie hooks on a front facelock and appears to be setting RM up for a suplex on the ramp….
COLE: Twig is setting out to injure Retromark! He’s going to suplex him on the ramp! Wait a minute!
RM low blows Twiggie who collapses to the floor, to the delight of the fans!
TAZZ: DQ him ref! You can’t go around low blowing people unless your name’s Michael Cole!
Retrodust pulls off his wig and begins choking Twiggie with it, while smiling!
COLE: RM choking Twiggie with that wig now!
TAZZ: This is an outrage!
COLE: I don’t think the referee can Disqualify Retrodust because the match hasn’t officially begun!
TAZZ: Oh, that OLD LOOPHOLE.
Retrodust stops choking Twiggie and rolls him into the ring.
COLE: This one is officially underway, folks!
RM stomps at the head of Twig as he tries to make his way to his feet, Twig makes his way to his knees only to be met by a slap to the face from Retrodust! RM then performs the Goldust ‘body rub’ taunt!
RM continues his rubbish offence of punches and kicks as Twiggie makes his way to his feet and then pulls a Retromark first out of the bag AN IRISH WHIP. Yes, RM sends Twiggie to the corner with AN IRISH WHIP.
COLE: I’ve never seen RM use that move before!
TAZZ: Back in Brooklyn, I always used Irish whips in my street fights!
Retrodust chops Twiggie pathetically in the corner.
COLE: BIG TIME CHOP!
TAZZ: Are you kidding me?!
Twiggie looks like he’s been forced to watch the ‘Best of Dominator DVD’ after the chop and he quickly throws RM into the corner and shows him how to chop the chest, BABY!
TAZZ: Now that’s a chop to the chest, Cole!
COLE: Ah, you’re such a mark for the heel, Tazz.
Twig lifts RM onto the top turnbuckle and …
COLE: What’s Twiggie setting Retrodust up for here?
TAZZ: Twig’s a pretty small guy - I wouldn’t like to lift that fat ass Retromark for a superplex!
COLE: Frankensteiner! I think RM landed right on his head!
TAZZ: Just like when he was a baby!
COLE: Twiggie makes the cover!
One
Two
Thr….
COLE: Kickout by Retromark! As devastating a move as that was - you won’t put one half of the tag team champs down that easily!
TAZZ: I don’t know Cole, RM is a tag team specialist - there’s no Arkham to tag in now!
Retromark is dragged to his feet by Twiggie who hit’s a snap suplex! Twiggie taunts the fans ‘ Reduce! Reuse and Recycle!’ before dragging RM to his feet and nailing another snap suplex!
TAZZ: Twiggie is teaching the fans about recycling while teaching RM a lesson!
COLE: Retrodust seems to be holding his head there, that may be from the aftermath of that Frankensteiner earlier!
TAZZ: If only RM had learned how to bump, Cole!
Twig sends RM into the ropes, RM ducks the clothelsine and hooks Twiggie into a backslide pin….
COLE: Pinning combination from Retrodust!
One
Tw….
COLE: Easy kickout by Twiggie!
TAZZ: RM is going to have to do better than that!
Both wrestlers make their way to their feet, Twiggie nails a quick kick to the face of RM!
COLE: Kick right to the side of Retrodust’s face! With those filthy feet!
TAZZ: Retromark is holding his head, Cole!
COLE: I think he may have a concussion from that Frankensteiner!
Twiggie locks on a front face lock….
TAZZ: Twiggie looks like he’s setting up for The Twiggieplex!
COLE: Wait a minute Tazz!
RM reverses the facelock and nails…
COLE: The Curtain Call Neckbreaker! Out of nowhere! Cover him Retrodust!
TAZZ: And YOU call ME a mark?!
One
Two
Thr…
COLE: Kickout by Twiggie!
Retrodust whips Twiggie into the turnbuckle and nails him with a couple of right hands!
COLE: The tide has turned in this match, Tazz!
TAZZ: (Yawns) Yeah, Whatever.
RM sets Twiggie’s legs up on the middle rope…
TAZZ: Legs akimbo!
COLE: What?
TAZZ: You’ve never seen Angel Long?
COLE: Who…? Anyway, it looks like Retromark is setting Twiggie up for the Shattered Dreams!
Retrodust makes his way over to the opposite turnbuckle and begins his run up , but he is stopped by the referee!
TAZZ: Looks like the ref knew what RM was looking for!
Retrodust and the referee begin to argue, while Twiggie untangles himself from the ropes and stands waiting for RM!
COLE: Retrodust better return his attentions to the match! Twiggie is setting him up for an ambush!
RM pushes the referee out of the way, goes to continue his run up for the shattered dreams only to run into Twiggie who is shaking his hair around wildly!
COLE: RM just got hit in the face by….Twiggie’s hair?!
TAZZ: Look at all those beads in Twiggie’s hair! RM must have got one in the eye!
COLE: TWIGGIE-PLEX!
One
Two
Three!
COLE: Twiggie pins one half of the TWO Stars Tag Team Champions! Thanks to those vicious beads in his dreadlocked hair!
TAZZ: If RM had concentrated on the match instead of arguing with the referee, it could be a different story…….ah Who am I kidding?
Cut to ‘Angel Long: SX:TV Live’ Commercial.
The B-Man
21-09-2005, 08:09 PM
Back from the commercial and we cut back to the backstage area where we see Keith Jaxx walking along.
Jaxx: I know I like a pounding but that was uncalled for.
Voice: Wild Boy! Wild Boy!
The Camera pans around and we see Josh Matthews with a mic
JM: Can I get a word.
Jaxx: Ohhh. I always have time for you sweety.
JM: I was just wondering what are your thoughts on what went down earlier.
Jaxx: I told you before, what happens at home stays at home. Oh I'm sorry you meant on the In Bed with Keith Jaxx.
JM: Well yeah.
Jaxx: Holt beat me down and I liked it. If he wants to play dirty I can play dirty if you get what I mean. As for Trash well I know Gower thought the US Title was Trash but really given it to someone called Trash, haha. I mean if you want to give it to someone who sucks at least make sure the swallow.
JM: Ok.
Jaxx: Hey you tired?
JM: Not really, why?
Jaxx: Cause you have been running through my mind all day. Heh, heh, heh, alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggghhhhhhtttt.
Jaxx walks of leaving Matthews with a rather confused look on his face as TWO Xtreme cuts to a No Mercy promo
We return from the No Mercy promo to cameras inside the locker room of the TWOstars Television Champion, Violent Vinnie Vengeance. Dave Meltzer is fidgeting about with a video cassette on the couch whilst Triple V paces up and down the length of the room, dragging his belt along the floor…
MELTZ: Vinnie… You’ve gotta see where I’m coming from here! (Holding the tape up) If I give this footage to Darkstar do you realise what it could do your credibility as Television Champion! MY credibility as your Championship Guidance Counsellor! I can’t do it man, I just can’t!
Vengeance continues to pace ferociously around the room, the grunting/panting sounds bellowing from his massive chest get faster and louder. Da Meltz stands up from the couch and picks up his shoulder bag from the floor, putting it on the table at the side of the room
MELTZ: You’ll get another shot, I promise you…
Dave Meltzer opens up the bag and brings out a bottle of lighter fluid. He piercing the canister with a pocket knife as the pressurised liquid sprays over the table and the shoulder bag
MELTZ: I’m doing this for the both of us, Vinnie. I know how you thrive off the fear of every one of those guys; showing this tape is gonna change all that. I’m not gonna let it happen
Meltzer pulls out a cheap lighter, causing Vengeance to stop in his tracks. Meltz flicks the flint spark and brings the flame towards the bag, now containing the precious video tape…
MELTZ: This is it Vin…achhhchcccchhccch!
Triple V grabs the internet journalist by the throat before the table ignites. He swings him round with the choke and drives the back of Meltzer into a picture of Darkstar hanging from the wall. The glass shatters onto the floor as the small one hundred and fifty pound Dave Meltzer is at the mercy of the right hand of the Violence Bearer
Still holding his spokesperson by one massive hand, Vengeance reaches around and snatches the video tape. He drops Meltzer to the crouch and thrusts the cassette into his chest, before aggressively exiting the locker room
(Voice over)
COLE: Oh my! Does that mean we see the tape!?
TAZZ: Seems that if Meltzer doesn’t show that tape, he’ll be taking a trip to the hospital, courtesy of the Television Champion!
COLE: We see that tape; we see Holt and Vengeance get it on later tonight for the World Heavyweight Championship! What a night it’s been already! And so much more to come!
Cut to scheduled network commercials, introduced to you by YOUR entertainment saviour, Philip Martin Atken
Back from commercials to in front of the TWOstars banner backstage. The area is elegantly lit, Darkstar stood in the foreground rolling his fists in his palms, smarting a wide grin across his million dollar face
DARKSTAR: Ladies and Gentlemen, this past Sunday, live from Boston, Massachusetts, TWOstars presented to you the Pay Per View extravaganza know as Halloween Havoc. Now on this night, The Incredible Holt, was scheduled to battle “The Violence Bearer,” Violent Vinnie Vengeance in the much anticipated “I Quit” match for the World Heavyweight Championship. But when it came to go time, Triple V and his Championship Guidance Counsellor were no where to be seen! But right now, all will be revealed in this special video…………………. Enjoy!
The camera fades away from the smirking TWOstars owner as we go to the video. Text begins to scroll across the screen…
“A Day in the Life of Vinnie Vengeance and Dave Meltzer…”
“Sunday 18th September 2005…”
We go to a shot of inside what seems to be a pickup truck. The camera points out of the rear left window as the truck speeds down a high way…
(Voice over)
“We’re on the highwaaaaay to hell! The hiiiiiighway to hell!!! Ain’t that right Trips?! Da Meltz reporting!”
The camera pans around to inside the vehicle. Two massive shoulders spread across the front of the back rest; the thick muscular neck and the jet black hair signify the Violence Bearer driving the truck. A road sign above the highway reads, “Austin, Texas – 27 miles”
MELTZ: Vinnie! Vinnie! Hit play buddy, I’ve got it all set up…
Vengeance reaches across the sparkling dash and thumbs the triangle button… “Violence Fetish” by Disturbed booms through the six by nine’s in the back of the pickup…
MELTZ: And the winner of the match… And NUUUUUUUUUU… World Heavyweight Champion……….. Viiiiolent… Viiiinnnnieeee….. Vengeance!!! Sure does have a nice ring to it doesn’t it! Hahaha!................... Next turn…..
The truck veers down a side road and continues in the bright sunshine…. We fade out to a new scene…
… An outdoor parking lot
The cameraman paces backwards as Triple V is seen stepping out of the pickup. He pulls out the Television title and a large kitbag from the back and begins to walk towards the camera…
MELTZ: In just about ten hours you can add to that little collection of gold!
A small child, no more than the age of eleven runs into view up to the Violence Bearer, carrying a rather tacky replica of the TV title belt and a gold sharpie…
BOY: Mister Vengeance?............... Can I have your autograph?
MELTZ: “What’s the magic word, kid?”
BOY: Pleeeeeeease, Mr Vengeance?....
Triple V continues to stride without acknowledging the youngster. The child tries to keep up with the TV champ, thrusting his scrawny little arms as far up as he can towards the six foot five Vengeance
MELTZ: Get the hell outta here! This man’s got an important title shot tonight! When he becomes World Heavyweight Champion, you get your autograph! In the mean time, skedaddle!
BOY: Pleeeeeeease!?
Vengeance stops in his tracks and swiftly turns to face the child who runs away bursting into tears
MELTZ: You see that, Vinnie? Take a good look. By the end of tonight, that will be Holt running away crying after you take the Sweet-corn Man’s title!
The camera fades away again as we go to another shot…
… Vengeance is seen in front marching his way in the moonlight towards a set of double doors leading backstage into an arena… The doors fly open as Da Meltz closely follows, armed with the video camera
MELTZ: Right, first things first; find the dressing room
The pair continues down the corridor as a stick thin spotty teenager rushes towards them with a geeky cap on…
GEEK: Excuse me, are you Vader?
Meltzer barges in front…
MELTZ: Vader?....... You mean Vinnie? You know, T-riple V champion and soon to be the World Heavyweight Champion…. No?
GEEK: Whatever, look, the boss is pissed… You’re on any second!
Da Meltz quickly checks his watch…
MELTZ: What!? Anyways, Vinnie…. Remember what I told you…. Take him off his feet and focus on those legs… No legs equals No Incrediplex, IncreDDT, equals False Sense of Security, equals new World Heavyweight Championship. You got it?
Triple V nods his head. And throws the TV title over his shoulder
MELTZ: Ok, I’m off round the curtain to check your entrance out from there. I’ll be at ringside if things start to go pear shaped
Vengeance walks off with the geeky teenager as we cut once again. The camera comes back to…
… A shot of Meltz rushing down a black curtained covered area, the bright lights inside the arena creating a blow glow spilling from underneath
MELTZ: Lights…….
Then the “Imperial March” kicks into the PA system. Meltzer is still rushing towards the curtain…
MELTZ: Who the hell ordered for new music!?
The internet journalist reaches the curtain and pulls them back to reveal a jam packed arena…
MELTZ: What the….
The camera shows a good 15,000 thousand people on there feet………. One slight problem…….. 500 of them are standing where a ring SHOULD be……. All of a sudden…
(Voice over)
“… Lord Vader…………………………… Rise……..”
The picture scrambles as the camera seemingly crashes to the concrete floor. The video package ends as we return to the shot of Darkstar in front of the TWOstars banner…
DARKSTAR: So there you have it…. Vengeance and Meltzer turn up in Austin for a Star Wars Theatrical when they should have been in Boston for Halloween Havoc. Now I wonder where there was a breakdown of communication? Hahaha!......................... But hey, as promised, now that the whole world has seen the footage…….. tonight, right here in Rhode island……. The World Heavyweight Championship WILL be contested in an I Quit match as the Incredible Holt takes on the Television Champion, Violent Vinnie Vengeance!................ I thank you very much!
Darkstar strolls out of shot as the camera remains on the TWOstars banner…
(Voice over)
COLE: You heard it from the owner himself! Holt and Vengeance! World Heavyweight Championship! Tonight!!!
Cut to The Lonely Avenger promo
Back from TLA video.
The camera returns to the backstage area where The Judge and Jordi Warner are getting ready for the tag match, The Judge is sitting on a bench taping his wrists, whilst Jordi is solemnly staring into the distance.
The Judge: Finally, tonight is the night, this will be the biggest obstacle that I have ever tried to overcome, and tonight…we are going to finish what we set out to do.
Jordi: ……..
The Judge: Destroy the Dark Alliance.
Jordi:…….
The Judge looks at Jordi before walking over to him.
The Judge: Hey man are you ok? You have been miles away all day today, this is the one we have been planning for, for weeks now.
Jordi: Yeah, sorry, Its is a big night, business is going to be taken care off, I am going to finish what I set out to do, the whole reason I came back to TWOStars.
The Judge: Good, this is the end of one chapter, because after we take out the Dark Alliance, there’s The Future, and Re-Evolution may be in turmoil, but they are still in contempt of my court.
Jordi: You’re right tonight isn’t the end it is just the beginning!
The Judge: Il allow that! Because when we go out there (picks up the sledgehammer) Justice will be served, there will be no appeals for the Dark Alliance, they’re fate is sealed, and that ruling is final!!
Jordi nods and both men leave the dressing room.
Cole: They look fired up.
Tazz: But can they really do what they say they will, take out the Dark Alliance?!
Cole: Many have tried, but we will find out tonight because that match is next, The Judge and Jordi Warner versus The Dark Alliance, this one will be brutal
Cut to ad break.
Back from Ad break
Cut to the ring….
TC: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall!
Climbing up the Walls hits the PA, as the crowd come alive with booing.
Tazz: Here we go Cole, this is the tag team encounter we have been waiting for!
Cole: Ever since The Judge and Jordi Warner joined forces they have made their intentions clear, and that is to take out the Dark Alliance.
Boyo steps through the curtain, followed by Sickness, both men look uninterested in the crowd response as they stand on the entranceway before walking down the ramp towards the ring.
TC: Introducing first, the team of Boyo and Sickness….The Dark Alliance!!
Boyo leads the way down the ramp, smirking at the fans despite their hostility, whilst Sickness follows behind, a strange evil grin on his face.
Tazz: Damn Cole, these are two guys with evil intentions on their mind.
Cole: Difficult to know what is on the mind of someone like Sickness!
Boyo climbs the stairs and holds the ropes open for Sickness who steps into the ring followed by Boyo.
Tazz: Well we both know what is on the mind of The Judge and Jordi Warner; they want to put an end to the reign of terror that the Dark Alliance has brought to TWOStars.
Cole: No easy task I’m sure after all, the Dark Alliance are no pushover, The Judge and Jordi Warner may have their work cut out for them.
All Hail Me plays throughout the arena as the crowd cheer loudly.
Tazz: Here comes the opposition.
TC: And their opponents, firstly from Birmingham England, weighing in at 237lbs, Jordi Warner!
Jordi runs through the curtain and salutes the crowd, who cheer in response, before pacing on the entranceway.
Haunted suddenly plays through the PA as the fans stay on their feet.
TC: And his tag team partner, from Atlanta Georgia, weighing in at 275lbs, he is The Judge …Sid Commandant.!
The Judge steps trough the curtain, whilst Warner raises his arms in the air The Judge lifts the sledgehammer as pyro explodes behind both men.
Tazz: Whoah!
Cole: They sure look ready.
Tazz: No doubt, objectives in mind, game faces on!
Sickness and Boyo both stand in the ring taunting the two men who continue to walk down the ramp.
Cole: The Dark Alliance unimpressed and not intimidated
Tazz: Of course they’re not Cole, its gonna take more than that to scare these two!
The Judge drops the hammer as Jordi nods, both men sprint towards the ring but the Dark Alliance are already on the move, sliding under the ropes to meet them on the rampway.
Cole: Oh my and here we go, all four men battling on the ramp.
Tazz: They are not gonna wait for this to get started in the ring.
Boyo and The Judge exchange rights, whilst Sickness and Jordi square off.
Cole: I guess we were expecting this to be an intense encounter!
Sickness lands a boot to the gut of Warner and goes to slam his head into the guard rail, but Jordi blocks, connects with an elbow to Sickness and throws him into the guardrail.
Tazz: Well it aint disappointing so far.
Cole: Look out they are coming our way!
Boyo and The Judge brawl towards the announce table, neither man backing down, throwing punch after punch before Boyo steps back and aims a clothesline at the head of The Judge who ducks and turns, grabbing Boyo, taking him down to the floor mat with a back body drop.
Tazz: Gah, right in front of us!
Cole: The Judge dropping Boyo right onto those protective mats.
The Judge goes to pick up Boyo but is met with an uppercut, which staggers Commandant allowing Boyo to pick him up and drop him onto the announce table.
Cole: This is quite the free for all, but somehow Sickness and Jordi have made it into the ring.
Tazz: You wouldn’t think these guys knew there was a ring out there!
Warner picks up Sickness and whips him to the ropes, leaps into the air and connects with a spinning heel kick.
Tazz: Man what impact with that kick from Warner!
Jordi goes to follow up but is grabbed by Sicknes who pulls him into the turnbuckle pads.
Cole: Great ring awareness by Sickness, and this match is officially underway.
Sickness hooks Warner and throws him over with the release German Suplex.
Tazz: He nearly sent him to the other side of the ring with that one!
Cole: Boyo and The Judge now part of this match, adorning their respective corners.
Tazz: I wonder if they got all that bad blood out of the way.
Cole: Some how I doubt it, tempers are bound to spill over in this one, The Judge and Jordi Warner set out with a motivation, but the Dark Alliance have fought back into this!
Sickness grabs the rising Warner and whips him to the ropes, dropping down to connect with the drop toe hold, before trying to apply the STF.
Tazz: Watch out Sickness going for one of his specialties!
Cole: But look at Jordi Warner fight out of it!
Jordi escapes and rolls backwards and to his feet, taking down Sickness with a clothesline, who bounds back up but is taken down again by Warner, who runs to the ropes and charges at Sickness but is stopped short by Sickness who catches Jordi with the Bareback!
Tazz: Oh man Sickness caught him with that, took all the momentum that Warner had ad used it against him.
Sickness picks up Jordi and powerbombs him, before tagging in Boyo who hops to the top rope and dives in connecting with the elbow drop.
Cole: Oh my, Boyo entering this match with some impact.
Warner gets up but is met with a right hand by Boyo who begins dancing in front of Jordi, jabbing and teasing punches.
Cole: Oh come on look at this jackass!
Tazz: Better be careful Cole.
Boyo goes for a big right hand but Jordi ducks, lands a boot to the midsection of Boyo and plants him with an Evenflow DDT.
Cole: Oh my, Jordi connects big time with the DDT.
Tazz: He needs to make a tag though Cole
Cole: The referee starting a ten count, both men down!
One
Two
Three
Tazz: Boyo and Jordi trying to make it up.
Four
Five.
Boyo reaches and tags in Sickness, whilst Jordi connects with the tag to The Judge.
Cole: And here we go, The Judge and Sickness!
Sickness and Commandant both charge into the ring, Sickness swings a clothesline, but The Judge ducks, bounds towards the ropes and returns with a diving shoulder block.
Tazz: He takes Sickness down!
The Judge hooks the rising Sickness and takes him over with the Fishermans suplex
Cole: Bridges into the pin!
One
Two
Tazz: Kickout from the man Sickness!
The Judge rolls out of the pin attempt and goes for Sickness but is met with a sudden lariat.
Cole: God grief, did you see the impact from the lariat from Sickness!
Tazz: He turned The Judge inside out
Sickness meets the groggily rising Commandant with a kick to the midsection, before whipping him to the corner.
Cole: Look out in the corner!
Sickness charges into the turnbuckles with the splash.
Tazz: Man he sandwiched The Judge in the corner.
Cole: What’s he doing now?!
Tazz: He’s propping The Judge onto the top turnbuckle, I don’t like what’s coming next!
Sickness hooks the head of The Judge and takes him over back into the ring, both men crashing in the centre.
Cole: Oh my, what a superplex delivered by Sickness.
Tazz: That was some crash landing, hard to know who got the worst of that.
Neither man moves, as the crowd begin to clap in unison, but Sickness is the first to recover, as he slowly mounts the turnbuckle once more
Cole: Now what is this guy going to do!
Tazz: Why don’t you go in there and ask him Cole!
Sickness steadies himself on the top turnbuckle, before diving off with the 450 splash.
Cole: Oh!!! Nobody home!
Tazz: Oh man The Judge moves at the last second, Sickness crashes to the canvas!
The Judge rises to his feet and forces Sickness into the corner.
Cole: The Judge now unleashing those rights and lefts!
Commandant whips Sickness to the ropes, catches him by the throat and lifts him into the air with the Gorilla Press.
Tazz: Look at the strength being shown by The Judge!
Commandant drops Sickness across his shoulder, before driving him to the mat with the running powerslam.
Cole: Drives him to the mat!
The Judge attempts to ground Sickness with the headlock, but Sickness begins to struggle to his feet and goes to throw The Judge of but Commandant hangs on, both men jockeying for the leverage, as Sickness backs The Judge to the ropes again this time successful in shaking him off, sending him across the ring to the ropes.
Tazz: Blind tag made by Boyo there!
Sickness ducks allowing Boyo to springboard into the ring, connecting with the cross body to The Judge, before running to the ropes and dropping a snap legdrop across the neck of The Judge.
Cole: Wait why is Sickness still in the ring?!
The Dark Alliance begin stomping The Judge as Jordi Warner tries to get in the ring but is stopped by the referee.
Tazz: Jordi trying to save his partner is in fact hurting him!
Boyo picks up The Judge and lands a boot to the midsection which doubles over Commandant allowing Sickness to nail the Stunner, whick knocks The Judge back into the ropes allowing Boyo to follow up with the DDT.
Cole: Dammit! The Cross Infection hit by the Dark Alliance.
Warner steps back through the ropes as the referee forces Sickness to leave the ring, whilst Boyo continues to stomp the fallen Commandant.
Tazz: Its not looking good for The Judge he needs to make the tag to Jordi Warner!
Boyo scoops up The Judge and plants him with the BoyoDriver, before covering him.
Cole: This could be it!
One
Two
Thr.
Tazz: Shoulder up! Still fight some fight left!
Boyo slaps the mat in frustration before hitting a snap dropkick to the head of the rising Commandant.
Cole: Some frustration being shown by Boyo, there dishing out a lot of punishment to The Judge but they cant put him away.
Tazz: They need to try and end it before The Judge can tag in the fresh Warner.
Boyo signals to the crowd that the end is coming.
Cole: What has the jackass got in mind here?
Tazz: He’s climbing the ropes Cole, the Welsh Wonder is gonna fly!
Boyo gestures to the crowd who boo, before leaping off the tope rope with the Shooting Star Press.
Cole: Oh my, The Judge gets his knees up!
Tazz: Did you see the elevation of the SSP!!
Boyo struggles to rise to his feet but is met with a kick to the gut by The Judge who lifts Boyo into a powerbomb position…
Cole: This doesn’t look good for Boyo!
…..before dropping down into the piledriver.
Tazz: He nailed Boyo with The Judge Destroyer!
Cole: This is the opening that he needs.
Tazz: Sickness wants in, Jordi is stretching to make the tag also!
The Judge struggles to make it to the corner as the crowd cheer as the tag is made.
Cole: And here comes Jordi Warner!
Tazz: He’s fired up now!
Warner hops through the ropes and stares down the two members of the Dark Alliance, before turning around and landing a boot to the gut of The Judge.
Cole: What the hell!!!!
Warner hooks both arms of The Judge before planting him with the sitout pedigree..
Tazz: What is Jordi doing!?
Cole: He just nailed his partner!…with his own move!….what is going on?!!
Sickness and Boyo both stand in the opposite corner unsure what to do, Warner gets up and stares back before turning around again and nailing right hands to the head of the fallen Commandant.
Tazz: My God Cole, I cant believe what is going on here!!
Cole: Why is Jordi doing this?
The referee goes to call for the bell to throw the match out, but Jordi hops up suddenly and stands in front of him, shaking his head slowly.
Immediately Boyo and Sickness move in, Boyo picks up The Judge and whips to the ropes, catching him on the return with the back body drop, to Sickness who catches him and drives The Judge to the mat with the powerbomb.
Cole: The Annihilator Powerbomb! And Jordi Warner is just letting this happen.
Tazz: This is just plain wrong Cole! Jordi has set up his partner!
Sickness covers The Judge and the referee hesitantly counts the pin.
One
Two
Three.
Tazz: It’s over Cole.
Cole: The Dark Alliance get the victory, Jordi Warner has set up The Judge but why!?
Boyo and Sickness stand over the fallen Commandant and look over and Warner who is leaning in the corner, a blank expression on his face, before they leave the ring and walk up the rampway.
Tazz: The Dark Alliance are leaving the ring Cole! They are just as unaware as to why what has happened!
Jordi watches the Dark Alliance leave before slowly walking out of the corner and towards The Judge who is lifeless in the centre of the ring.
Cole: What is this guy going to do now, hasn’t he done enough!
Warner turns and steps through the ropes and hops down off the apron, before throwing Tony Chimmel out of his seat, and carrying it into the ring.
Tazz: Now what…
Warner sets up the chair in front of The Judge who is beginning to struggle to rise to his knees, Jordi sits down on the chair and looks The Judge straight in the eyes before leaping up and nailing Commandant in the head with a swift kick.
Cole: Oh my God…
The crowd continue to boo as Jordi leaves the ring and walks up the ring, stopping to pick up the sledgehammer, and looks at it before carrying it up the rampway, pausing to glance back at the fallen Judge before stepping through the curtain.
Cut to No Mercy ad
The B-Man
24-09-2005, 09:30 PM
Back from the No Mercy add and we cut to the Million Dollar Corporation locker room.
Ted: This is it boy's tonight one of you two become the number one contender for the TWO World Heavyweight Championship.
Eagles: You got that right, this is the chance to show what the Million Dollar Corporation is all about.
Gower: Damn Straigt, tonight we go out there and show those two punk ass bitches that the MDC is not a force you want to mess around with.
Ted: You got that right, we have the money and come No Mercy we will have all the power.
Gower: Come No Mercy that's exactly what will be showen to the Champion.
Eagles: Come No Mercy the Million Dollar Corporation will show the world why it is the most feared force in professional wrestling.
Gower/Ted: Damn right.
Ted: Now I have to make a very important phone call right now.
Gower/Eagles: Sure thing.
Ted begins dialing his mobile as we fade to a Main Event promo
Christof
24-09-2005, 09:45 PM
Back from Main Event promo
Cole: Welcome back fans across the world to the sold out Dunkin Donuts Center here in Rhode Island
Tazz: Donuts, I love it Cole
Cole: Well it has been noticed that you have “grown in stature” as it were since your injury enforced retirement Tazz, perhaps that’s a sign of loving too many Donuts
Tazz: OMG like shut up loser
Cole: What?
Tazz: You totally don’t understand, Donuts r0x0rz
Cole: Tazz are you ok
Tazz: Yeah, whatever, you just don’t understand an emo like me
Cole looks to the camera
Cole: In other news folks don’t forget that in just over a month we’ll be bringing you No Mercy from Sydney Australia, sponsored by Flaming Gallah Aussie Beer
Tazz: What’s sponsored Cole? The pay per view or Sydney?
Cole: I have no idea Tazz, (looks down at script) it doesn’t specify
Tazz: Probably Sydney
Cole: Well anyway folks, I’m being told that our colleague Tony Chimmel is ready for us so without further ado leave you in his capable hands
Tazz: Manly hands I hear
Cole: Riiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggght
Cuts to Hard camera view, Tony Chimmel in the ring, happily chatting away to referee Charles Robinson before putting his hand to his ear and realising he’s on
TC: Ladies and Gentlemen this match is scheduled for (looks up) ONE FALL with a (looks up again, poses) TWENTY MINUTE TIME LIMIT
The crowd pops for the new announcing style of TWOstars MC
TC: In this match to gain a victory you must force your opponent to offer the words (poses) I QUIT
“Violence Fetish by Disturbed hits the PA system in the Wachovia Centre. The lights fall to black as the bright blue beams down from the TWOtron
TC: Introducing first, being accompanied by his championship guidance counsellor, Mr Meltzer………….From Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at two hundred and ninety-five pounds………………. He is the TWOstars Television Champion………… “Viiiiiiolent” Viiiiiiinie Vennnnnngeance!
The big man powerfully strides down the ramp, dragging his TV title belt along the ground as he goes. Meltzer is into a jog trying to catch up with the Violence Bearer
Unseen until now by the viewers, Tony Chimmel has leapt to the second turnbuckle, and poses as he brings the microphone to his mouth
TC: Vennnnnngeance!
Tazz: What the hell is up with Chimmel tonight Cole
Cole: You’re a fine one to talk
Meltzer tries to give Triple V is pep talk but is ignored until the TV title is thrust into his chest, almost knocking him over.
“You don’t see the signs” plays and the arena becomes a sea of Green and Black
The Silent Destroyer makes his way from the back curtain and stands at the top of the ramp, belt around waist. He takes a couple of paces forward, the camera showing the caption – THE INCREDIBLE HOLT – TWOSTARS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION before a waterfall of white pyro masks Holt and the ramp from view before the champ marches through.
Tazz: Champ is looking focused tonight Cole
Cole: That indeed he does Tazz, it has been well noted in many sections of the press that The Incredible Holt’s title reign hasn’t exactly set the world alight, maybe this is the night that The Incredible can prove himself.
TC: Making his way to the ring, from London England. Weighing in at 297 pounds, the TWOstars Heavyweight Champion of the world, please welcome, THE INCREDIBLE HOLT
The Rhode Island ground gets on the Champ’s case straight away
Tazz: Prove himself? What the hell are you on about Cole? The only idiots questioning the title run of King Holt is that washed up ERE owner who hides in internet cafes somewhere in Arizona because he’s to ashamed to go home and pay the bills
Cole: You may have a point there Tazz
Holt carries on his slow focused trudge to the ring, ambling up the steps and removing his belt before entering the ring.
Tazz: I always have a point Cole; just sometimes it ain’t very good
Cole: By the way folks if you have any sightings of Deadman please do contact our appeal number that will again be showing at the end of tonight’s broadcast
Big Greenie hands his belt to referee Charles Robinson who shows it to Triple V as Dave Meltzer exits the ring. Robinson then lifts the belt above him then passes it out to a ring hand a calls for the bell
Ding Ding Ding
The crowd are silent, not knowing who to cheer, choosing instead to remain silent
The pair circle each other, the crowd getting into neither of them despite Meltzer’s attempts to rouse them via his Megaphone device. For his efforts he does get one chant going though
MELTZER SUCKS
MELTZER SUCKS
MELTZER SUCKS
Cole: The championship consultant respected as ever in these parts Tazz
Tazz: Total lack of respect Cole, have these fans no idea that Meltzer is like an OMG111! Internet God. Damn N00bs they have no idea
Cole: Care to speak English?
Tazz: What can’t you understand Da Meltz r0xorz and for you to not understand must make you a OMG Internet n00b
Cole: Right well back to the wrestling here as Holt and Vengeance lock up centre of the ring, neither man seemingly able to take advantage as the two power men of TWOstars lock up for what I believe is the first time
Holt and Vengeance lock up, neither man able to move the other
Cole: Neither man giving way
The pair stay locked up
Tazz: Well both men are known for their power Cole
Still locked up the crowd start to become anxious
Cole: Folks we’ve got to go for our last commercial of the evening, we’ll be back after these
Cut to commercial
Commercials include Keith Jaxx Spando-wax and a new TWOstars DVD – the many faces of Retromark
Back from commercial
Champ and challenger are still locked up in the middle of the ring
Cole: Welcome back folks to Xtreme TV in Rhode Island and for the first time in Television history myself and my broadcast colleague Tazz welcome you back from commercial and can tell you – You’ve missed nothing
Tazz: That’s not strictly true Cole; Meltzer the internet genius has been pelted by numerous fans with popcorn and drinks
Cole: Well that aside, in the ring The Incredible Holt and Triple V are still locked in the centre of the ring
Finally both men release the hold, greeted with an ironic cheer from the crowd. Holt bounces off the ropes and ducks underneath a clothesline attempt from Triple V, springboarding off the opposite side of the ring with a bouncing back elbow that the Violence Bearer ducks and turns to see the champ executing a perfect back flip to land on his feet.
Tazz: What the hell
Cole: this whole evening is lost on me
Tazz: Why? Did Keith Jaxx slip you some pills?
Triple V charges at Holt who somehow pulls off a backwards matrix move to stave off the clothesline attempt, the momentum sending the Violence Bearer into the ropes and straight into a drop kick from TIH.
The crowd don’t quite know how to react and Vengeance gets back to his feet but not quickly enough to stop Holt hitting a Bulldog
Vengeance is down and Holt gestures to Robinson, who walks over to Triple V before realising he hasn’t got a microphone
Tazz: That could have cost the Champ victory here Cole, if Holt doesn’t retain I can’t see little Naitch taking home a pay check next week
Cole: Really? Vengeance beaten by a Bulldog?
Tazz: Ok, good point
Vengeance throws Robinson to the ground and gets back to his feet, he charges at Holt who lifts him high allowing Vengeance to pull off a textbook Hurracarana!
Cole: Lucha style here Tazz
Tazz: Yeah something like that
Holt is down, Vengeance stalking him but walks straight into a drop toe hold before blocking his own downfall and landing on Holt, landing a handful of fists to the face of the champ. Big Greenie uses his amazing leg dexterity to wrap his legs over the shoulders of the challenger and force Triple V into what would normally be a pin attempt. Vengeance rolls through and hits Holt with a drop kick to the face, the kisser of the champ starting to well up from the early punishment
COLE: The challenger taking control here
The Violence Bearer whips Big Greenie to the ropes. As Holt rebounds, Vengeance drops his head ready for a back body drop. As he does so, the champ stops the momentum and brings Triple V up with a super stiff kick to the jaw……….. He takes his opponent in a front face lock, lifting him into a vertical position…
COLE: He’s got him up for the Incrediplex!
Vengeance struggles momentarily and slithers out, coming down on his feet – he has the World Heavyweight champion in a reverse face lock
COLE: Triple V telegraphs! He’s got Truth Hurts locked in!
Vinnie tears at the thick neck of Holt as the referee gets into position with the microphone
HEBNER: What d’ya say, Holt? Huh? You wanna give it up!?
HOLT: Gracchhhchhhhchh
TAZZ: Did he say it?
COLE: Say what?
TAZZ: I quit!
All of a sudden, something jumps over the barricade onto the announce table…
COLE: What the hell is that!?
TAZZ: It’s a damn monkey, Cole! Evil looking one at that!
The Evil Monkey drops from the table and skips up the ring steps, clambering his way to the top rope, eyes locked on the Violence Bearer…
Vinnie notices the furry creature and immediately releases the hold on Holt and begins to pace towards to the corner where the monkey is elegantly perched
TAZZ: Time for a monkey ass kicking courtesy of the T-riple V champ!
Vengeance lunges towards the wide eyed monkey, clasping him by the hairy throat, lifting him high into the air
COLE: He’s gonna drop the Evil Monkey with a devastating chokeslam!
With the monkey held 10 feet in the air, Triple V is about to propel him to the mat when…
COLE: There it is! The Evil Monkey with the evil finger!
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COLE: Vengeance has high tailed it!
Vinnie wants not part of the Evil Monkey and immediately let go of the choke, running for the hills straight out of the ring
TAZZ: We need to get this furry annoyance out of this match. Come on Hebner, do your job!
As requested, the referee steps in and admonishes the pointing monkey, who reverts his attention to the man in the blue shirt
COLE: Uh oh! He has Hebner in his sights!
Out of no where, the monkey leaps from the corner and takes the TWOstars official down with a tornado DDT
Cole: Referee down Tazz!
Tazz: Doesn’t really make a difference in a match where anything goes does it Cole
Cole: I see your point
Tazz: You do
Cole: Yeah
Tazz: Damn (Tazz can be hurt adjusting his zipper)
The monkey leaps to the barricade and then into the crowd before Da Meltz can catch up with it, much to the crowd’s approval
Cole: Holt is back in this now folks as Vengeance was momentarily distracted by an evil monkey.
Triple V turns around and walks straight into a spinebuster from the TWOstars heavyweight champ allowing the champ to leave the ring and collect the ladder
Tazz: This one could be over here Cole
Holt ascends the ring steps and throws the ladder over the top rope with ease before scaling the turnbuckle
Cole: Going high risk from the champ here?
Tazz: No idea Cole, but climbing the top rope is normally a sign of such things
Cole: You never did manage that one in your illustrious career did you Tazz?
Tazz: To be honest with you Cole, just climbing the first one for a man of my stature made me dizzy
Cole: WOW! 450 splash from the champ there! That could be all here as referee Charles Robinson waits for The Incredible Holt to get to his feet
Holt doesn’t ask the referee to command “I quit” from the challenger. Instead he sets the ladder up in the centre of the ring and looks up before making his way up the ladder
Tazz: This is it Cole! If Big Greenie makes his way up to the top then this match is over – no World Title for Vinnie!
Cole: But wait, this isn’t a ladder match – hasn’t anyone told King Holt this?
Tazz: ****, good point Tazz
Tazz (shouting): INCREDIBLE! YO GREENIE! THIS AIN’T NO LADDER MATCH, IT’S AN I QUIT MATCH
Holt looks over at Tazz and with a bemused expression starts to make his way down from the ladder before realising why his footing is no longer steady
COLE: Vengeance has got the champion on his shoulders!
BOOOOOOOOOOM!
COLE: Circle of Trust! Circle of Trust! This one’s over!
TAZZ: How in the hell is that move gonna make Holt say “I Quit”?
Triple stands across the fallen World Heavyweight Champion. Meltzer is on the outside screaming at him to finish his opponent… Vengeance strikes his chest pose before sitting on the back of Holt and taking hold of the right leg…
COLE: False Sense of Security locked in!
TAZZ: Now THAT’S a move that anyone would give up to. But will King Holt!?
Brian Hebner drops to his knees at the face of Big Greenie, asking him if he wants to say the two words that will cost him the World Heavyweight Championship…
HEBNER: You done Holt?
…
…
COLE: I think The Incredible Holt is out!
Hebner cheekily slaps the champion across the face a few times in an attempt to get an answer…
…
Still nothing
The referee springs to his feet and goes over to the corner, shouting at Tony Chimmel for some water….
CHIMEL: Water? Nope, none here
The TWOstars official turns back around in complete bewilderment. No liquid equals no chance of getting the words from the champion
TAZZ: The referee needs to make a judgment call here…
…
The crowd shout out in confusion as Brian Hebner drops his slacks and begins to urinate towards the face of the World Heavyweight Champion
COLE: That hot pee will do the trick!
It certainly does, as Holt comes around, licking his lips but in clear pain from the still applied single legged crab
HOLT: Grrrrrrrachchh
COLE: He really needs to take some English lessons
TAZZ: So does Han
COLE: Who?
TAZZ: No idea…
Back to the ring, Hebner slots his manhood back into his tighty whiteys and checks on the champion…
HEBNER: Come on Holt, what d’ya say!?
…
HOLT: Grrrr…..Grrrik……Grrrrr….. Grrrike….. Grrrike
COLE: Grrrike?
TAZZ: No Cole, I think he said “Ike”
Meltzer seems to think so too, as he rushes back up the ramp and bursts through the curtains to the back stage area
TAZZ: Toilet break for Da Meltz
COLE: I suppose he has the decency to go to a dedicated urinal, rather than peeing all over the World Heavyweight champion!
The curtains part once again as Meltzer returns carrying a small child with him…
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COLE: Meltzer has Ike! Awww, doesn’t he look cute!?
TAZZ: Cole, you my friend a paedophile for sure
Triple V’s championship guidance counsellor throws the child inside the ring and suspends him in front of Holt
MELTZ: Tell him to say it Ike!?
…
Still nothing from the champ, as Meltzer gets inpatient
…
Eventually Dave backs up from Ike…
IKE: Don’t kick the baby!
MELTZ: Kick the baby!
In one swift motion, Da Meltz soccer kicks Ike into row Z of the FedEx Arena
Cole: I have no idea what is going on here tonight Tazz
Tazz: You and me both JR, this night is just a blur
The warm urine has awoken the Champ into a fiery rage, Triple V sees this and takes the table out of the centre of the ring and tries to throw it into the direction of The Incredible Holt where it instantly burns on impact with the now seemingly indestructible and fire bringing TWOstars champ
Tazz: Where did that table come from?
Cole: Never mind where it came from – how the hell did it just burst out in flames?
Tazz: I dunno, it’s like the Paul Daniels show at the moment
Cole: More the muppets in my mind
Tazz: Hey that’s racist. I’m going to tell the champ what you said. Don’t you know Green people have feelings to?
Cole: Huh?
Vengeance totally un-alarmed by the spontaneous combustion of the table charges at Holt, in a huge clattering both men are down having both hit clotheslines
Referee Robinson starts a ten count as neither man shows signs of moving
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
Holt is first to his feet
SIX
SEVEN
Quickly following by Vengeance
Suddenly the TWOstars Logo is on the screen
Voice: We’re sorry for this delay to your programme, we seem to be experiencing some technical differences. In the mean time please enjoy this classic Friends episode.
Cut to Friends - The One After the Superbowl
TV DOCTOR: You're the only one who can save her Drake.
JOEY ON TV: Damnit, I'm a doctor, I'm not God.
ROSS: Well, there goes my whole belief system.
[knock at the door]
ERICA: It's Erica.
JOEY: Oh my God, quick turn off the TV.
RACHEL: No no no, wait, I wanna see what happens.
JOEY: Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma and then we make out.
RACHEL: Well how can that be, you were just kissing Sabrina?
MONICA: Rachel, it's a world where Joey is a neuro-surgeon.
JOEY: Hey Erica, c'mon in.
ERICA: How did you get here so fast, I just saw you in Salem?
JOEY: Right, they uh, they choppered me in. What's up?
ERICA: Ohh, and I see you're having a little party too. Is she here, huh, huh?
JOEY: Who?
ERICA: Sabrina. I know about you two. I saw you today kissing in the doctor's lounge.
JOEY: It's not what you think, that was...
ERICA: You told me I was the only one. [throws a glass of water in his face]
JOEY: Alright look, that's it. I don't think we should see each other anymore, alright. Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK. I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor.
ERICA: Oh my God. Do the people at the hospital know about this?
JOEY: Somebody wanna help me out here?
RACHEL: Oh, I know, I know. [Turns on the TV. Joey in on it.]
ERICA: How, how can you be here and there.
JOEY: 'Cause it's a television show.
ERICA: Drake, what're you getting at?
JOEY: I'm not Drake.
ROSS: That's right, he's not Drake, he's Hans Remore, Drake's evil twin.
ERICA: Is this true?
RACHEL: Yes, yes it is true. And I know this because, because he pretended to be Drake to, to sleep with me. [throws water in his face]
MONICA: And then he told me he would run away with me, and he didn't. [throws water in his face]
CHANDLER: And you left the toilet seat up, you *******. [throws water in his face]
ERICA: Is all this true?
JOEY: Yes, I'm afraid it is. You deserve much better than me Erica. You deserve to be with the real Drake, he's the one you fell in love with. Go to Salem, find him, he's the guy for you.
ERICA: Oh Hans. [They kiss]
ROSS: Hans...Hans...Yo evil twin.
JOEY: Right. Goodbye Erica, good luck in Salem. Take care
ERICA: I'll never forget you Hans. [Joey shuts the door in her face]
JOEY: OK, alright, the people who threw the water.
CUT BACK TO XTV
Cole: I have no idea what happened there Tazz but fans at home you just missed the most amazing finish to a match possibly in TWOstars history.
Tazz: I can’t believe it Cole, I’ve never see anyone pull off something like that
Cole: I agree Tazz, in all my years of announcing I have not seen something as controversial as that
Tazz: There must be a replay
Cole: Well I’m getting word that we lost our entire television feed hence why viewers saw that episode of Friends
Tazz: So you are telling me there is no replay of Triple V quitting?
Cole: That is indeed correct
Tazz: Man that sucks
Cole: You’re telling me. What we do have is some still photographs
Still photographs start to appear on the screen, the first of the Incredible Holt crashing a chair over the head of Da Meltz
Tazz: Gee, pictures, how great
Second picture of a bloodied Meltzer trying to protect himself, cowering, blood running down over his hands from his face
Cole: We understand folks that this is a less than adequate representative our producers will try and come up with something before the end of the show
Third image is of The Incredible Holt standing on the second turnbuckle, holding the title to acknowledge the crowd
Tazz: I still can’t believe this, it sucks
The shot changes to a weary Incredible Holt looking down at his title, Vengeance is on the outside, checking on the bloody internet genius Dave Meltzer.
Cole: I am getting word from the back that there will be an exclusive on TWOstars.com this week as they attempt to put some footage together of this remarkable bout
The Silent Destroyer allows referee Charles Robinson to raise his arm before stepping through the ropes and down the steps where he seems Triple V, hunched over Meltzer, the Violence Bearer looks up and the pair share an acknowledging stare before Holt trudges past and up the ramp.
Tazz: That says it all for me Cole. These two men may have taken each other to hell and back but there is a great deal of respect between the two
Cole: What even though the Champ attacked Meltzer that way
Tazz: I’d say even more so, when you have two guys like Holt and Vengeance they understand that this is about the title, Meltzer couldn’t understand that, he wanted a screw job, that’s why Vengeance didn’t stand in Holt’s way
EMT’s rush past Holt and down the ramp to attend to Da Meltz
Cole: Well folks, what a title match
Tazz: You got that one right, shame the guys at home missed the end!
Cole: We’ll be back with our huge main event number one contender’s match after these commercials
Cut to TWOstars Shopzone ad.
Darkstar
25-09-2005, 03:03 PM
TWOStars returns from Shopzone ad.
The crowd boos as the camera focuses on Darkstar confidently striding down the back alleys and passageways of the arena.
He stops to berate a backstage technician for eating a donut, claiming he is "as bad as Chimmel"
The camera changes perspective to DS's office as the door arrogantly bursts open revealing the head of TWOStars.
The camera looks at the expression of utter shock on his face when he looks into his space, the camera turns around to see red painted graffiti on the wall that says:
"You screwed me DS, I want Holt, I want the title or I takes your ass!"
DS: HIM!!!!!
Fade to ad break
The Doctor
25-09-2005, 03:14 PM
Back from ad break to see Brett Banner walking through the backstage area, swigging from a bottle of water, with a determined look on his face as he’s psyching himself up for his imminent Number One Contender match. He casually throws the empty bottle to one side, HHH style, oblivious to the fact he’s just walked past Twiggie, fresh from his victory over one half of the tag team champions, Retrodust.
Twiggie: Wha-? What do you think you are doing?!
Banner looks back over his shoulder at Twiggie, surprised anyone would interrupt him when he’s “in the zone” and on his way to such a key match.
Banner: I’m sorry?
Twiggie picks up the offending bottle and points at Brett with it.
Twiggie: You damn well should be sorry, man. It’s people like you, with your casual disregard for the sanctity of the environment that cause untold--
Banner: Ok, ok, you’re one of those, are you? Just give me the damn bottle then. I’ll put it in the bin.
Twiggie: That’s it? No apology?
The Brutal One can’t quite believe the attitude this newbie upstart is showing to him and for the first time turns to fully face him, eye to eye.
Banner: Apology? Who in the hell do you think you are speaking to me like that, sparky? There is no way I’ll apologise to you!
Twiggie: Not to me – to the world, for abusing it like that.
Banner: What? There are people whose job it is to clean up backstage, you know. But if you’re so determined that I should personally dispose of this frigging bottle then give it here, son.
Twiggie hands over the bottle to Banner.
Twiggie: Now that bottle is made of recyclable plastic, so make sure you put it in the relevant recycling bin. I actually have one—
Banner seizes hold of Twiggie’s face with his right hand, pinching it hard so his lips are pursed. The look in The Recycler’s eyes shows that for the first time it may have dawned on him that this heavy handed approach towards The Brute was not the wisest idea.
Banner forces the bottle, neck first into Twiggie’s half open mouth.
Twiggie: Mmmmmf! Wwthffdoyuuuuthuyyrrrduuuwwnnn?
Banner taps the greenhorn on the head patronisingly and smiles a sarcastic little smile.
Banner: There. Disposed of appropriately.
Brett turns on his heel and strides away to Gorilla position whilst the camera zooms in to Twiggie, who furiously stares after Banner with the bottle still jammed in his mouth. He spits it out aggressively, sending it clattering to the floor and continues to glare in Banner’s direction.
Suddenly he realises what he’s done and anxiously scuttles off out of shot to pick up his litter.
Cole (voiceover): Twiggie sure bit off more than he can chew there!
Tazz (v/o): The guy just beat one half of the tag team champions tonight, Cole! I think he’s more than capable of taking on Brett Banner!
Cole: And up next we’ll see Brett Banner in action, in tonight’s main event: a 4 Way Elimination TWOStars World Heavyweight Championship Number One Contenders Match!
Tazz: That’s sure a mouthful! Brett Banner vs Chris Eagles vs Draven Cage vs Barry Gower is up next!
Cut to commercials.
The Doctor
25-09-2005, 03:15 PM
Back from the advert break to a shot of the arena.
Cole: What a night it's been, Tazz, and we still have our Main Event to come!
Tazz: Cole, it's been helluva show for TWOStars and it's time for the Rocket-Buster finale!
Chimel: It is now time for tonight's Main Event. This match is a 4 Way Elimination Match for the TWOStars World Heavyweight Championship Number One Contendership. The winner will be the one man left standing in the ring when three others have been eliminated by pinfall, submission or disqualification.
The lights in the arena dim, dry ice seeps out from the entranceway and the ramp is bathed in eerie, deep blue light. Serial Thrilla by Prodigy blasts out and Brett Banner’s symbol appears up on the Titantron screen, to an approving roar from the crowd.
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Chimel: Now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 225Ibs, from Birmingham, England, this is "The Brutal" Brett Bannerrrrrrr!
Banner steps out onto the entrance ramp, head bowed and covered by the hood of his blue and red boxing robe. He slowly spins around, arms outstretched, to reveal that the back of the garment is emblazoned with his symbol.
As he makes his way to the ring he shrugs his shoulders and cracks his neck like a boxer as he psyches himself up for his match.
He steps up onto the ring apron, pauses, then pulls the hood back to reveal his face.
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He enters the ring between the top and middle ropes and stares fiercely back towards the entranceway, awaiting his first opponent.
The lights remain dimmed, Drowning Pool’s Tear Away plays out across the arena and a noose symbol is projected down onto the canvas upon which Banner paces like a caged tiger, seemingly infuriated to learn that the first man to join him in the ring will be “The Hangman”.
Chimel: And his first opponent. From the 7th Dimension of Hell, weighing 260lbs, “The Hangman” Draaaaven Caaage!
Draven Cage appears from behind the curtain and makes his way to the ring, scowling at all who are in attendance... before sliding in under the bottom rope – and immediately being set upon by The Brute! Brett pounds on Cage with one forearm smash after another, battering his foe about the back of his head, neck and shoulders.
Tazz: Woah! This match not even begun and these two men clash.
Michael Cole: Draven Cage not being allowed up to his feet yet under this onslaught from The Brutal One!
As Here Comes the Money (Shane McMahon’s Theme) plays, Tony Chimel has no choice but to ignore what’s occurring in the ring and carry on doing his job regardless.
Chimel: And finally, making their way to the ring at this time, with a combined weight of 553 Ibs, “MDM” Christopher Eagles and “The Future” Barry Gower – the Million Dollar Corporation.
$ signs are projected onto the rampway as MDM and Gower appear at the top of the ramp.
Back in the ring, Draven Cage has managed to struggle to his feet and he and Brett now trade hard forearm shots.
The Million Dollar Corp reach ringside and MDM is saying something to Barry Gower. Gower nods his approval and the two men make their way around to Tazz and Cole’s announcers table. Barry grabs a couple of steel folding chairs that are propped up against the barrier wall near the time keeper and sets them up.
Referee Nick Patrick sees both men take a seat, arms folded cockily, and leans out over the top rope, urging them to get into the ring.
Michael Cole: Now what is this all about?
Tazz: This is a smart game plan is what this is, Cole. Why get into the ring when you can sit by, save your energy and let Banner and Cage take each other apart for you?
In the ring, Cage takes Banner into a headlock but gets backed quickly against the ropes. He releases the hold and ricochets across the ring, bouncing off the opposite side. Banner drops down but DC slides down, baseball-style and grabs the headlock again, grinning to the crowd as he does. The crowd jeer back at the sadistic Scot.
The camera cuts to the Million Dollar Corporation, who sarcastically applaud Cage and Banner.
Michael Cole: I don’t like this at all! How long does the Million Dollar Corporation intend to sit idly by out of harm’s way?
Tazz: As long as they can, if they know what’s good for them – and I’m pretty certain that they do!
The crowd jeer at MDM and Gower, and some of those nearest ringside have to be warned by Security to refrain from throwing rubbish at them.
Michael Cole: The crowd not happy at all at this tactic and being quite vocal about it. The match cannot properly be started until all competitors enter the ring.
Meanwhile, inside the squared circle, The Hangman cinches the headlock in hard on Brett Banner with his left arm, and is clobbering his prone head with stiff forearm shots from his right. Banner tries to push him back at the ropes but Cage shows great technical prowess by keeping his legs positioned wide apart in a secure base, making it a lot harder to push him off.
Cage is enjoying the situation he's placed his opponent in and leans back, wrenching up on the head of Banner to tighten his hold and inflict more pain on his head and neck. But Banner manages to force his way free from the hold and takes control of the arm that was causing the damage, turning it into a Hammerlock.
At ringside, Gower and Eagles are getting mightily pissed at referee Nick Patrick, who is gamely managing to keep an eye on the action in the ring whilst also not ceasing in berating the two men for not having entered the ring.
The Million Dollar Corporation shrug to each other and both simultaneously roll into the ring under the bottom rope.
The referee calls for the bell and the instant it rings, both members of the Million Dollar Corp simply roll back out of the ring again. The crowd, who had quietened down, now loudly taunt and boo them again.
Michael Cole: This is ridiculous! They have to enter into this match at some point!
Tazz: Like I said Cole, every moment that Cage and Banner exert themselves while the Million Dollar Corp conserve their energies is increasing the advantage for Gower and Eagles. They'll be fresh coming into this match-up, while their opponents will have worn themselves down.
The referee begins a ten count:
ONE...
Michael Cole: Chris Eagles and Barry Gower are certainly taking full advantage of the heated rivalry between Brett Banner and Draven Cage. These two men have clearly shown a dislike for each other on numerous occasions and Banner has, of course, been betrayed by Draven Cage recently.
...TWO...
Tazz: When he threw him off the scaffold at Halloween Havok, you mean? That was great!
...THREE...
Back to the ring and it is The Brute's time to dominate now, as try as he might, The Hangman can't seem to break the excrutiating hold Banner has on his arm. Several times he tries to reverse the hammerlock, only to have it reversed right back again on him.
...FOUR...
A sadistic grin spreads across the face of The Brutal One, an expression that would look at home on his opponent's face. With his free right hand, Banner reaches around and Half Nelson's Cage, drawing his right arm up and driving his head down.
Cole: Oh my God! Banner has got the Hangman's Noose locked in on The Hangman himself!
The crowd pop loudly for this, many of them getting to their feet.
...FIVE...
Draven Cage goes beserk, furiously thrashing his arms and shaking his whole body from side to side in an attempt to break free from The Brute's grasp.
Tazz: I gotta admit, that's a pretty cool move there from Banner, Draven Cage sure looks pissed! He's originated a near inescapable and agonising hold, only to have that come and bite him on the ass when it's used against him!
Again, Barry Gower and Christopher Eagles are seen at ringside, sarcastically applauding the in ring action. Nick Patrick is again frantic, counting the two men out, whilst also turning his head back every two seconds to desperately try to keep a track of what is occuring in the ring.
...SIX...
Draven Cage uses all his strength to back pedal and drive Brett hard into the turnbuckle. The impact rocks The Brutal One, but the Hangman's Noose remains in place.
Cage tries to jump off the mat, his right arm reaching back for a snapmere on Banner. Brett keeps dodging Cage's grasp by ducking and diving with his head, keeping it out of reach.
...SEVEN...
It has reached desperation point for DC now - no-one can stay in the Noose for long.
One again, referee Nick Patrick (still running around animatedly and attempting to divide his attention between checking whether Cage wants to submit and counting out the Million Dollar Corp, who remain outside the ring) looks out of the ring and counts:
...EIGHT...
The Hangman tries to seize what appears to be his last chance at escaping his own finishing hold and delivers a crunching low blow to Banner, swinging his leg violently and smashing Brett's family jewels with his heel.
The Hangman's Noose is broken -- but the referee spotted the low blow! He orders the time keeper to ring the bell!
Chimel: The referee has instructed that Draven Cage is the first man to be eeeeeliminated, as a result of a disqualification.
Michael Cole: Referee Nick Patrick is doing a Herculean task here invigilating this match. We have to take a break now, but come right back for the rest of this match - now down to 3 men!
Cut to commercials.
The Doctor
26-09-2005, 08:13 AM
We come back from commercial break to see the Million Dollar Corp are finally in the ring and are now both pummelling Brett Banner. Each man stomps on Banner, who is trying determinedly to navigate back to his vertical base from the mat.
Michael Cole: Welcome back to Xtreme TV, and to this 4 Way Elimination match for the Number One Contendership. We are one man down already, Draven Cage having been DQ'd and sent to the back. Here's what you missed during the commercial break:
Replay footage rolls, showing referee Nick Patrick ordering Draven Cage backstage. Cage is out of the ring and out of his mind - throwing a major tantrum, ripping the padding off a security wall, and grabbing one of the now vacated steel folding chairs at ringside that Barry Gower and Chris Eagles were sat on moments ago. He snaps it shut again and smashes it against the ringpost with a loud clang. The referee is hanging over the top rope, admonishing DC and signalling that he needs to go to the back now.
With a distracted ref and Brett Banner (who is delighting in The Hangman's show of being a poor loser), the Million Dollar Corporation have entered the ring undetected and MDM attacks Banner from behind. The Future is only a beat behind.
Tazz: You can't blame Cage for being angry - it's gotta be damn frustrating to be the first man out of this match, especially from a DQ.
Michael Cole: Oh yes I can, Tazz. The man is supposed to be a professional wrestler. That kind of infantile behaviour is hardly the mark of a professional, is it?
Tazz: Banner had no right using The Hangman's own finishing manoeuvre on him. That's a deliberate insult to him and I'm not surprised he took it badly.
Back in the ring, and Brett is up on his feet, only to be rewarded by a Northern Irish Whip (an Irish Whip, but with more velocity) to the turnbuckle, courtesy of The Future of the Business. He grimaces in pain at the impact that sends a bolt of pain down his spine and through his body. A second later and "the richest man in XTV" Chris Eagles follows up with a forceful clothesline which sends Brett's feet right up off the mat as his whole body rocks backwards.
Michael Cole: What an impact! Brett Banner getting squashed right into the turnbuckle there!
Tazz: "Squashed" is right, Cole - Banner doesn't have a hope in Hell in this match tonight now the Million Dollar Corp are united against him! The Future of the Business and MDM will dominate him now.
Brett staggers out of the corner -- and right into a Belly to Belly Suplex from Barry Gower! Banner arches his back off the mat, clutching at it in pain.
MDM taunts to the crowd, drawing a $ symbol in the air. Unsurprisingly, this provokes a swell of boos from the Rhode Island crowd.
Michael Cole: Even if that's true, Tazz, and the Million Dollar Corp combined defeat Brett Banner, that means this match will come down to the two teammates.
Tazz: Interesting point, Cole. For a change. That's a test of loyalties right there and I can't begin to guess how that would go down.
The Master of Pain casually saunters over to Banner and lifts him to his feet. Another Irish Whip, this time to the ropes, and Brett is greeted on his way back towards Gower with a Tilt-a-Whirl backbreaker across BG's knee.
Banner again rears up, clutching a hand to his lower back, and can be heard to shout out in pain.
Tazz: Textbook stuff, Cole - Wrestling 101. Pick a body part and keep targetting it. Looks like The Master of Pain is putting the hurt onto Brett Banner's back tonight.
Again, BB is hauled up from the canvas by Barry Gower and Irish whipped. On this occasion, he is fired off towards MDM Christopher Eagles, who delivers The Down Payment (spine buster) with authority, to a large "Oooooh" from the assembled arena crowd.
Michael Cole: And now Chris Eagles joins his partner in hammering Brett Banner's spine.
Tazz: He'll be feeling that one in the morning, Cole. That was one huge Down Payment Eagles just made!
MDM gestures to the turnbuckle and sets off towards it as Barry Gower pulls The Brute into a Powerbomb position. Eagles is up top now, perched on the top turnbuckle. Nick Patrick tries to tell him to get down, but he's having none of it.
Banner's legs give way under him, but BG drags him up again and hauls him up for --
Michael Cole: Oh! What a Powerbomb! This is all over for Brett Banner now!
Tazz: Not just yet, it isn't - MDM has something he'd like to add!
And sure enough he does, after rubbing the fingers and thumbs of both his hands together in a "money" taunt, Eagles flies through the air, splashing down heavily onto The Brutal One's abdomen.
Tazz: Fly like an Eagles!
Michael Cole: The Money Shot delivered to Brett Banner! And you've got to believe that spells the end for him there.
MDM hooks a leg for the pin attempt and Nick Patrick swiftly drops to the mat to make the count:
ONE
...TWO...
...THRE--
The crowd pops as The Brute is suddenly back in the game!
Michael Cole: And a shoulder up there!
Tazz: Just barely, Cole. Just barely.
Michael Cole: Banner mustering what little strength he has left in that concerted effort.
Eagles' face is a picture of frustration at this kick out. Gower literally takes a step backwards in shock.
Determined, MDM hooks the leg again.
ONE...
...T--
Michael Cole: And another kickout!
The now clearly frustrated Chris Eagles grabs a hold of Brett in a front facelock and drags him up to his feet. Gower steps forward to assist and goes to also grab hold of Banner - it looks like he has a German Suplex in mind.
But The Brute unleashes one of his signature forearm smashes into Eagles' gut, causing him to release his grip. Banner swings an elbow backwards into the side of The Future's neck, staggering him backwards. The crowd pop as The Brutal One gets fired up, smashing forearms into one opponent, then the next in rapid succession.
Banner grabs MDM and whips him off to the corner, then quickly turns to Barry Gower to do the same. Eagles slams into the turnbuckle, and then in joined a heartbeat later by Gower, who collides with him.
Michael Cole: Looks like Brett Banner may not be out of the running just yet!
Banner plays to the crowd for a moment, turning in a circle and soaking in the growing cheers and applause from the capacity crowd.
Then he darts for the corner, jumping with a high knee aimed at The Future's chest. But he ducks! An instant before impact, Gower drops down and rolls out of the ring. Chris Eagles is not so fortunate. Trapped behind his teammate, he is unable to move out of harm's way as Banner smashes his knee into him instead.
As BG regroups on the outside, shaking off