TWOStars Haloween Havok

[Darkstar]

The camera cuts to Tazz and Micheal Cole sat at the announce table.

Tazz: and then you should use a more vitamin enriched conditioner while your hair is dry.

MC: Where do you learn this stuff Peter?

Tazz: I made extra money in the ECW locker room styling hair!

MC: Well I have to say that you are...

Coles hand shoots up to his ear.

MC: Welcome to Haloween Havok sponsered by Ferrero, makers of Nutella chocolate spread.

Tazz: What the hell are you on about Cole? Whats that got to do with split ends?

Cole leans in and whispers something to Tazz who suddenly stares at the camera.

Tazz: Just my little joke Cole. Tell the fans whats up next.

MC: Well...

The camera suddenly cuts from Cole and is now pointed at the TWOTron, where we can see two cars being driven out
from behind and parked in front of the stage. One car is a white 2005 Ford GT
with blue “go-faster” stripes, and the other is a red Ferrari Enzo.

Cole: I can’t wait for what we are going to see next. Let’s take a look at the
long story of how we got here.

A video package begins to play documenting the history of the Mickhail Mills /
Slim Jim feud. It shows Mickhail Mills using Slim Jim to win the TWO World Title
followed by the theft of both cars. It then shows Slim Jim as the referee at the
tag title #1 contender match at Backlash where it looked like Re-Evolution’s
money had bought Slim Jim, until he attacked them. Finally, it shows Slim Jim’s
promo on the first ever Pink Slip Ladder Match.

It cuts back to a wide arena shot and zooms in to the rope hanging from the
arena roof, where two keys on a TWOStars logo key ring are hanging.

Tony Chimmel: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is the “Pink Slip
Ladder Match” for the ownership of the two cars situated on the stage… and a
complementary TWOStars key ring. To gain the ownership of a car the competitor
must take the car keys for that car off the hook.

“Diamonds are Forever” is heard just once and Marvellous Me hits as Mickhail
Mills walks out onto the stage to a chorus of boos wearing a T-Shirt with the
words “I F**ked Up Again” on the front. No fancy pyros or entrance today as
Mills just walks straight down the ramp, ignoring the boos, and slides into the
ring ready for action.

Chimmel: Introducing first, from Palm Beach Gardens, Florida, weighing in at
two-hundred and thirty-five pounds, "The Phenomenal" Mickhail Mills.

Cole: Interesting attire from the Re-Evolution member here.

Tazz: It’s either his way of saying sorry, or his punishment for his recent
actions. I mean he hit is partner with a chair!

Cole: Well I don’t like either of them, but accidents do happen.

The 12,000 fans in attendance all rise to their feet as the arena lights go out
and are replaced by just spotlights that begin to circle the crowd as Superstar
by Saliva starts to play.

Cole: Here we go Tazz.

Smoke bellows out of the entrance way and Slim Jim runs through onto the stage
to yet another huge ovation. Slim turns to look at his car and smiles, and then
begins to walk down the ramp, knocking fists with the lucky fans either side.

Chimmel: And his opponent, from London, England, weighing in at two-hundred and
twenty-seven pounds, “The Untouchable” Slim Jim.

When he gets half way, he stops, points at Mickhail Mills and begins to run
straight for the ring, slides in and attacks Mills. The referee on the outside
of the ring calls for the bell.

Tazz: This is the match I’ve been waiting for Cole. These guys hate each other
and there are a lot of things you can do with a ladder involved to hurt
somebody.

Cole: Slim Jim wasting no time in starting this match, and he and Re-Evolution’s
Mickhail Mills are trading left and rights here at a frantic pace. This one
isn’t going to be pretty.

Mills gets the early advantage and takes the opportunity to Irish Whip Slim into
the ropes, running in the other direction to get some momentum. As they bounce
back Slim ducks under the arm of Mickhail Mills (who grabs the ropes to stop
himself from coming back towards Slim). Jim comes back off the opposite rope and
hits Mills with a massive clothesline sending him over the top rope onto the
outside.

Tazz: Woah Cole, a huge clothesline.

Cole: Slim Jim sending his advisory over the top rope.

Mills starts to use the crowd barrier to get to his feet, as Slim Jim goes back
off the ropes. He jumps over the top, spinning around landing on the apron.
Keeping the momentum going, he jumps off the apron flipping over and catching
Mickhail with a devastating Asai Moonsault causing the crowd to go wild.

Cole: Oh my!! What a move to the outside.

Tazz: Expect to see a lot more of this high risk stuff Cole. These guys won’t
care about their own bodies when trying to destroy their opponent. And we
haven’t even seen a ladder yet.

Cole: They really do hate each other partner. There is a lot more than just cars
on the line in this match.

Tazz: Too right, there is a complementary TWOStars key ring – one of a kind.

As they both get up, Mills and Slim carry on where they left off in the ring,
brawling. Slim Irish Whips Mills towards the crowd barrier, but he puts his arms
out stopping his tracks. Slim then runs at the back of Mills, who manages to
jump up (using the barrier for leverage) and wraps his legs around Slim’s neck
and uses a Leg Scissors take down to flip Slim into the barricade.

Cole: The athleticism and awareness of these two men never ceases to amaze me.

Mills gets up and begins to walk towards the ramp, Slim Jim shortly on his tail.

Tazz: Where is he going?

Cole: I think I know Tazz.

He picks up a ladder from along side the bottom of the ramp and turns to head
back to the ring, but is met with a drop kick from Slim driving the ladder into
his ribs.

Cole: Slim Jim with the drop-kick and this is where business really picks up.
The ladders can be, and will be, used as a weapon.

Slim hops onto the apron of the near side of the ring and jumps off to try and
hit a leg drop onto the ladder that is lying on top of Mills, but he manages to
lift up the ladder and using pure strength, hold it up so Slim’s leg gets all of
the ladder on the way down.

Tazz: He’s gonna find it hard to sit down for a while after that one.

As Slim clutches his upper leg in pain, Mills gets to his feet and slides the
ladder into the ring. He goes to open it on the floor, so he can just pick it up
and start to climb, but Slim runs over to the ring, grabs the top rope and jumps
to hit a baseball slide sending the ladder into the feet of Mills knocking him
over.

Cole: I’m constantly amazed by the speed and agility of these guys. In one quick
swoop Slim Jim has the advantage again.

Slim now in the ring as well, positions the ladder lying down in the middle of
the ring. He opens it up and rolls Mickhail Mills in-between it and begins to
smash it together a couple of times.

Tazz: It’s a Mickhail Mills sandwich!

Slim then runs off the ropes and hits a Rolling Thunder (ala RVD) on Mills who
is still sandwiched between the steel. Mills rolls out of the ladder and holds
his ribs in pain.

Cole: It seems that Slim Jim has perhaps aggravated an old injury of Mickhail
Mills. He might have a couple of broken ribs after that.

Slim picks up the ladder and sets it up in the corner. He picks up Mills and
goes to whip him into the ladder, but Mills somehow manages to reverse it and
sends Slim into the ladder.

Tazz: Ooof.

Mills then charges at Slim, who just in time moves out of the way to avoid being
speared into the ladder. Mills gets all of it though and ends up face first
resting against it. Slim gets a hold of the top of the ladder and yanks it down
causing it to fall on top of Mills. Slim then climbs onto the top rope to the
roar of approval from the fans.

Cole: He isn’t is he?!?

Slim leaps off going for a Slimmer, but Mills rolls out from under the ladder,
so he lands back first onto the steel.

Cole: OH MY!! Slim Jim just went for the Slimmer, but all that was home was the
ladder!

Slim rolls around the ring, retching his back in pain.

Tazz: These guys will try absolutely anything. Mills may have a great
opportunity here.

Mickhail looks momentarily above him at the keys and then goes for the ladder.
He takes his time to set it up in the middle of the ring and begins to climb.

Cole: This is it. Mills has done it surely.

Then out of nowhere Slim appears and starts to push the ladder. Mills tries to
balance his weight to stop it from tipping, but Slim runs off the nearest ropes
and shoulder barges the ladder causing it to fall. Mills goes with it and lands
straddling the top rope.

Tazz: Ooooh right in the grapefruits.

The ladder just bounces off the ropes and falls to the mat while Mills rolls
onto the outside of the ring grabbing his nether region in pain. Slim follows
him to the outside, kicks him a couple of time in the ribs and goes over towards
the timekeepers table.

Cole: Now what is he doing?

Tazz: He’s got himself a steel chair; everything is legal in the match.

Slim walks over to Mills, and the crowd cheer as he looks from his opponent to
the blue folding chair he has in his right hand. Slim backs up a little and
holding the chair above his head, begins to run at Mills; but just as Slim is
about to hit him with the chair, Mills manages to move and get a drop toe hold
on Slim who falls to the floor, his face bouncing off the chair.

Tazz: Nothing else to say but ouch.

Cole: Mickhail Mills using the initiative to reverse Slims forward momentum,
sending him into that steel chair. And Slim Jim is now bleeding from the
forehead, and I’m not surprised.

Mills slides back into the ring and drags Slim under the bottom rope by his
hair. Mills lets Slim get to his feet, which is a mistake, as Slim catches him
unaware with a jaw breaker.

Cole: The Untouchable One just took down The Phenomenal One and he is now
looking to set up that ladder and climb to his goal.

Slim manages to set up the ladder, but as he finishes clipping the support in
place, he has his back on Mills. This gives him the opportunity to hit Slim with
his Cross-Armed German Suplex.

Cole: Oh my… Mills hit the Eplex out of nowhere!

Slim tries to grab the ankle of Mills to stop him from climbing, but he just
gets shaken off. The Re-Evolution member starts to pull himself up the ladder
using all of his remaining energy to try and get to the top.

Cole: Mickhail Mills slowly beginning to climb back up that 20 foot ladder, with
the ownership of those two cars on the line.

Tazz: Climb faster Mickhail! Slim Jim is not far behind on the other side.

Cole: I don’t know how either of these men are standing, let alone climbing that
ladder.

Slim Jim catches up with Mills on the race to the top of the ladder. Both in
almost arms reach of their goals. Mills reaches up and touches the keys with the
tips of his hand, but is forced down a rung as Slim kicks him in the shin
through the middle of the ladder. Mills punches Slim and they begin to exchange
blows to the head. Both men seem almost out of it. Slim manages to get up
another rung and applies a front face lock to Mills.

Tazz: I don’t like the look of this Cole.

Cole: Neither do I…

Slim jumps off the ladder, swings round and plants Mickhail Mills with perhaps
the most humongous Tornado DDT in the history of Tornado DDTs.

Cole: OH MY GOD~! He just hit the Slim Pickins off the freaking ladder?!?!?!!

The crowd begin to chant “Holy Sh!t”

Tazz: I agree with them! Mills has been busted open.

Cole: I’m not surprised. Both of these men are lying motionless and Mickhail
Mills’ face has just been smashed on the canvas. Can we get a replay?

The Double Feature comes on showing in the smaller, live feed, both men lying on
the mat. In the replay box we see the Slim Pickins off the ladder in slow
motion.

Tazz: Now wait Cole. Slim’s feet hit the hook on the way down and knocked the
keys off!!

The scene goes back to all live and the camera zooms in to the bunch of keys
lying in-between Slim and Mills. The referee on the outside of the ring doesn’t
know what to do, so he waits to see who can pick up the keys first.

Cole: I don’t believe it.

After a short while, and another look at the amazing DDT, both men appear to
have noticed, and start to move towards, the keys. They both reach with one
hand, grabbing their injured body parts with the other. As the camera zooms in
on them (both just inches away from the prize) we can see that blood is
literally pouring off of both of their faces leaving small puddles on the ring.

Tazz: It’s a race, not to the top of a ladder anymore, but to those keys.

Both men with a final crawl grab onto the keys at the same time. Slim Jim grabs
the key to his GT, and Mills grabs the key to his Enzo.

Cole: Oh my!

They both realise what has happened and begin to pull.

Tazz: It’s a tug of war!

The crowd are on the edge of their seats as they watch both the competitors
pulling with all they have left. The key ring then snaps, with each man getting
the key of their own car.

Cole: They both have their own keys! Is it a draw?

The bell doesn’t ring. Both men seem elated that they have their car keys back,
but Slim Jim is the first to notice the broken key ring lying in between them.
He quickly grabs it and the referee calls for the bell to ring. Saliva’s
Superstar hits the PA.

Chimmel: The winner of this match and new owner of the one of a kind TWOStars
key ring, SLIIIMMMMMM JIIIMMMM!

Tazz: I don’t believe it Cole. I do not believe what just happened.

Cole: So they both get to keep their old cars, but Slim Jim is the winner as he
has the key ring.

The crowd seem miffed (but still cheer) as Slim celebrates, seemingly over the
ownership of a broken key ring. He mounts the four corner posts, one by one,
raising his hands. Mickhail Mills rolls out of the ring, still bleeding heavily
and clutching his ribs, and then limps along the side of the ramp to his car.

Cole: A valiant effort by these two superstars, and what a match it was.

Tazz: I’m still speechless Cole. What an original finish.

Slim then makes his way alongside the other side of the ramp towards his Ford
GT. He throws himself at the bonnet as if he is giving it a hug and then he
climbs onto the roof raising the key ring above his head to the roar of the
fans.

[Darkstar]

As the camera comes back to Tazz and Cole the announce team seem deep in conversation with some fans sporting TWO T Shirts. A hand can be seen coming into view at the corner of the screen and tugging on Coles jacket.
As the somewhat confused announcer turns around he realises whats going on and motions to Tazz to sit back down.

MC: And what a great match that was Tazz! What did you think of...

Chimell: The following contest is the Scaffold Match! And the only way to win is
to toss your opponent off the Scaffold to win the match

Cole: Can I say a full senta...

Tazz: Seems straightforward!

Cole: This should be a great catch-as-catch-can match up!

All Hail Me" by Veruca Salt plays across the PA, the crowd cheer wildly as Jordi
Warner steps through the curtain onto the ramp.

Chimell: Introducing first, weighing in at 241lbs, Jordi Warner!!

Jordi walks over to the frame of the scaffold and begins climbing up.

Tazz: That’s not really very high up is it?

Cole: Well it’s up about five feet at the moment, but at random intervals the
stage will move upwards until we have a winner!

Haunted by Evanescence plays across the PA as The Judge walks out onto the ramp,
sledgehammer in hand, lifting it into the air triggering a blast of pyro to
shoot from he stage.

Chimell: And his tag team partner, weighing in at 275lbs, he is The Judge…Sid
Commandant!

The Judge walks over to the structures frame and climbs up onto the platform.

Cole: Interesting sidenote here Tazz, The Judge actually overcoming his fear of
heights by competing in this match.

Tazz: Ah that’s nice at least some good will come from this!

The Judge and Jordi Warner both pose on the platform as Tear Away by Drowning
Pool blasts throughout the arena.

Cole: Here comes the benefactor of the hired goons!

Tazz: What a twist that turned out to be, the mother of all swerves.

Cage walks over to the scaffold and glares up at The Judge and Warner, before
grabbing a microphone from a stagehand.

DC: Alright you pieces of ****, let’s get this over with; before I send your
sorry asses over the edge, let’s end this big mystery, who is my tag partner?

Tazz: That’s what we all want to know.

Cole: It’s been the big question all week, there was a poll held on the internet
but they were way off.

The Judge picks up a random microphone…

TJ: Oh its someone you know very well Cage, and its someone who knows you well
too, don’t worry I picked someone who you have previously tagged with in the
past, because you know, I didn’t want you to think I was going to turn this into
a handicap match, after all what would that make me?

Jordi Warner picks up the microphone…

JW: So without any further delay, allow me to introduce to you…..weighing in at
225lbs, hailing from Birmingham England…….Brett Banner!!!!!

Serial Thrilla plays across the PA

Cole: What?!!

Tazz: They can’t be serious!

Cole: Look at the face of Draven Cage, he can’t believe it!

Tazz: He’s pissed alright!

The lights in the arena dim, dry ice seeps out from the entranceway and the ramp
is bathed in eerie, deep blue light.

Cole: Uh oh here he comes!

Banner steps out onto the entrance ramp, head bowed and covered by the hood of
his blue and red boxing robe. He slowly spins around, arms outstretched, to
reveal that the back of the garment is emblazoned with his symbol.

Tazz: Man Brett Banner and Draven Cage have had their problems in the past!!

He steps up, pauses, then pulls the hood back to reveal his face, a strange
expression of evil happiness on his face.

Cole: Well tonight they have to put their differences aside atop this scaffold!!

Banner calmly walks up to Cage, who is seething, and begins exchanging words.

Tazz: What’s going to happen here?!

Banner suddenly extends his hand to Cage who eyes him suspiciously before
shaking it.

Cole: Well it looks like they are going to work as a team.

Tazz: Yeah, for now!

Cage and Banner both storm up onto the platform and begin exchanging punches
with The Judge and Warner.

Cole: Here we go, we are underway both teams slugging it out here in the early
going.

Tazz: They are fighting above an abyss of five feet that will double anytime
soon.

Banner lands a knee to the gut of Warner, scoops him up and slams him onto the
platform, whilst The Judge ducks a right hand from Cage, hooks and takes him
over with a back drop.

Tazz: Its moving Cole!!

Cole: Yes the scaffold has arisen another five feet!

Banner charges at The Judge and takes him down with a clothesline.

Tazz: Man, Banner sure is fired up.

Cole: I wonder how he feels fighting alongside someone he plain doesn’t like!

Tazz: It’s out of necessity Cole, taking care of the business at hand.

Cage grabs the back of Warner and goes to throw him over the edge, but Jordi
lands an elbow to the head of The Hangman and clotheslines him down.

Cole: Jordi Waner able to put on the brakes and remains in this match!

Brett Banner stalks The Judge before running at him and taking him down with a
high knee. Whilst Warner goes for a vertical suplex which is blocked by Draven
Cage who escapes, clubs the back of Jordi and drives him to the platform with a
Russian legsweep.

Tazz: It’s moving again!!

Cole: This scaffold will soon be at the roof if it keeps going like this!!

Brett picks up Jordi and holds him allowing Draven Cage to pummel him with the
right hands.

Cole: Some double team tactics being implemented by Cage and Banner!

The Judge suddenly gets to his feet, runs at the group of men, leapfrogs over
Banner and takes down Cage with a flying forearm.

Tazz: Whoah, The Judge coming to his partners aid.

The Judge turns but is caught by Banner who slams him down to the platform with
a spinebuster.

Cole: That was some impact!

Banner grabs the back of the head of The Judge and goes to whip him off the edge
but Commandant drops to one knee, lands an elbow to the gut of The Brutal One
and hooks him for the belly to belly.

Tazz: Oh my God Cole, he’s gonna suplex him off the scaffold!

The Judge pops his hips, but is stopped by Cage who lands a boot to the mid
section of The Judge and plants him with a DDT.

Cole: That was a close one, it seems the unlikely partners of Brett Banner and
Draven Cage seems to be working together!

Tazz: That’s not what The Judge and Jordi Warner wanted.

Cage and Banner turn around and are taken down with a double clothesline from
Warner.

Cole: Don’t forget about the second man!

Warner and The Judge pick up Cage and both hook the head, taking him down with a
double vertical suplex, before taking up Banner with the double chokeslam,
driving him to the platform.

Cole: Great teamwork being shown by The Judge ands Jordi Warner.

Tazz: Looks like they are going to end it here Cole!

Commandant and Warner both pick up Banner and look to throw him off the stage
but are stopped by Cage who delivers a double low blow.

Cole: Well that put an end to that!

Cage picks up Warner and takes him over with the Hangmans Plex, whilst Banner
lines up The Judge for a spear.

Tazz: What is the Brutal One thinking!?

Cole: He is going to spear The Judge off the edge!

Banner charges forward with the spear, but The Judge ducks and rolls out of the
way.

Tazz: Look out!!!

Cole: Banners teetering on the edge!

Brett trys to keep his balance and not fall backwards…

Tazz: Here comes The Hangman!

Cage reaches over and grabs the arm of Banner bringing him back onto the
platform..

Cole: He saves his partner….wait a minute he is laughing!!

Cage pulls Banner in and nails him with the Airdrie Boot knocking Brett over the
edge down onto the mattresses which are piled on the ground.

Tazz: I can’t believe it Cole!! Draven Cage just threw Brett Banner off the
Scaffold!!

Cole: We should have known better than to believe that this guy could get along
with anybody but himself!!

Cage looks down at the frame of Banner, who is lying on the mattresses.

Tazz: Look at him he is happy with what he has done.

Cole: But he forgot about something…..

Cage turns around and is nailed with a superkick from Jordi Warner…

Tazz: Its time for revenge for Jordi Warner and The Judge!!

The Judge picks up Cage and drives him to the platform with the sitout pedigree.

Cole: There’s only one thing left to do!!

Warner and The Judge both grab Draven Cage and throw him off the Scaffold, down
onto the mattresses below.

Cole: The bell rings and there we have it!!

Chimell: The winners of the Scaffold match, The Judge and Jordi Warner!

Tazz: Look out down below both Draven Cage and Brett Banner are beating the hell
out of each other.

Cole: Both men fighting to the backstage area, there’s a huge score to settle
between these two now, Cage betrayed Banner!!

Tazz: The Hangman is going to pay for that, Brett Banner will see to that.

Cole: That wasn’t a really bad fall though, what with the mattresses there.

Tazz: That’s where you’re wrong Cole, they are dirty mattresses!

Cole: Oh my….

The Judge and Jordi Warner celebrate atop the scaffold as the camera fades out.

[Darkstar]

The camera fades back to the dynamic duo sat at the announce table.

Cole: Well, our next match is certainly going to be interesting.

Tazz: Interesting? It'll be a freaking train wreck.

The crowd begins to cheer as Tony Chimmel raises the mic to his mouth.

Tony: The next fall is a Bra and Panties Match, erm, introducing the Special Guest Referee, hailing from Quahog, Rhode Island - KEITH JAXX!!!

"Wild Boys" by Duran Duran begins to play and the crowd cheers loudly, a few "Alright" chants go up around the arena as Jaxx walks out onto the staging, he's wearing a tight see-through top which has alternate black and white stripes, he's also wearing a VERY tight pair of trunks which leave very little to the imagination (you could tell if he's Jewish, they're that tight).

Tazz: Here comes your boyfriend.

Cole: He is NOT my boyfriend! We're just good friends.

Jaxx sprints down to the ring, slides in under the bottom rope before rolling to his feet and raising his arms to the cheering crowd. His music fades away as KJ continues to hop around the ring, obviously excited about the upcoming match.

Tony: The first competitor, weighing in at 320 pounds, he is one half of the Tag Team Champions - ARKHAM!!!

"Insane In The Brain" hits the speakers and the crowd explodes with cheers, the big man walks out onto the staging, he's wearing a floral button down top and a long flowing skirt. He walks down to the ring waving at the crowd, climbing into the ring he does a little dance ending in a curtsy which makes the crowd pop loudly once more. Slowly his music fades out and Keith comes up to the Tag Champ, gives him a hug in greeting, so the big man picks him up off of the ground in return.

Tony: His opponent, weighing in at 230 pounds, representing the Dark Alliance, SICKNESS!!!

The crowd's reaction turns to a mixed reaction as the Sick One walks out onto the staging, he is wearing a tight red mini-skirt, suspenders and stockings (which are rather loose and have several ladders in them), plus a tight boob tube and black lacy bra straps going over his shoulders - he is carrying a half empty bottle of whiskey. As he begins his walk towards the ring, the crowd begins a "He's a Crack *****" chant.

Tazz: Listen to these idiots.

Cole: They're only voicing their opinions.

Tazz: Completely disrespectful, that's what it is.

Sickness gets to the ring, he climbs the ring steps before stepping through the ropes - he takes one last long pull from the bottle, emptying it, he then tosses it casually over his shoulder to the outside. His music fades away as the crowd continues the "He's a Crack *****" chant.

Jaxx approaches Sickness to check him for weapons, pulls a latex glove from the back of his trucks, makes a big show of putting it on, and then begins to slowly run is hands down the King of the Ring winner's legs, and then he continues to "search" the Sick One ending by kneeling in front of him and looking around at the crowd, a huge grin on his face as he turns back only to receive a knee to the face. The crowd boos loudly as Jaxx collapses backwards.

Tazz: That'll teach him, the little pervert.

Cole: He was only doing his job and searching Sickness for hidden weapons.

Arkham sees his friend fall backwards of he charges forwards and lands a stiff clothesline, he then goes to check on Jaxx who is helped to his feet - the Wild One signals to the time keeper to begin the match, the bell rings and Jaxx motions for Arkham and the downed Sickness to begin fighting.

The Insane One approaches the Sick One and proceeds to stomp on the downed man's back, after a few blows he drags the ex-Tag Champ upright, sends him across the ring with an Irish whip, on the rebound he goes for a big boot, but Sickness ducks this and plants Arkham onto the mat with a neck breaker.

Tazz: See that? That's why Sickness is far superior to the idiot Arkham.

Sickness is quickly back to his hands and knees, he kneels over Arkham and attempts to pull off the big man's top - as he is knelt down Keith drops down directly behind him, puts one hand on Sickness' hip and thrusts with his hips while spanking the side of the Sick One's butt - the crowd ROARS with laughter, especially at the look on Sickness' face.

Jaxx is pushed away as Sickness leaps up, an angry look on his face, he begins to push the Wild Boy back into the corner, Arkham clambers to his feet, as Jaxx sees the big man approaching them he quickly turns around - Arkham slams into the back of Sickness who rams into Jaxx's rear, the crowd once again roar their approval as they watch the reactions on the faces of Keith and Sickness.

Cole: Wow, I didn't know Sickness liked Jaxx that much.

Tazz: What the hell are you talking about?

Cole: Look at what Sickness is doing, he's obviously attracted to Jaxx.

Tazz: You're sick.

Arkham pulls Sickness out of the corner, grabs his boob tube and immediately begins to pull it off - the Sick One tries to fight back, he manages to stop the top coming off completely but his lazy bra is showing and the crowd begin a "He's got herpes" chant, much to the indignance of Sickness.

Tazz: Listen to these idiots.

Cole: I think it's funny - listen to them.

Arkham continues to try and get the top off, but Sickness brings it to a sudden halt with a low blow to the big man, the Insane One collapses backwards holding his nether regions.

Sickness rolls to the outside and begins to look under the ring to assault the larger man with, his first attempt brings out a large feather duster which he drops quickly, the crowd begins to laugh, he reaches further under and pulls out a gimp mask, throwing this over his shoulder to louder laughter, he reaches under once more and pulls out a large wobbily dildo - the crowd ROARS with laughter as Sickness stands up looking at the sex aid, his face a mixture of confusion and revulsion.

Cole: I never knew that Sickness was like that.

Tazz: He isn't - Jaxx obviously put loads of stuff under the ring before the match.

The Dark Alliance member throws the dildo into the crowd to a loud cheer and rolls back into the ring - by this time Arkham as gotten back to his feet, he dives towards Sickness, they begin brawling on the floor and rolling to the side trying to gain an advantage.

As they roll across the matt, Jaxx looks down at them, grins to the audience and drops to the mat just before where they're rolling, the two combatants rolls straight over the top of the Wild One to another roar of laughter from the audience.

Cole: Keith certainly seems to be having fun out there.

Jaxx is quickly to his feet raising his arms and the crowd cheer their approval - Sickness and Arkham slowly brawl their way to their feet, Sickness ducks a punch and lands an uppercut which staggers the big man backwards. The Sick One presses his advantage by kicking the legs out from under Arkham, he dives on top of the Tag Champ and rips his top open, exposing the muscular chest which is covered with a large bra - the crowd boos loudly as Arkham is flipped over and his blouse is pulled off of him with one swift motion.

Sickness jumps to his feet holding the blouse aloft like a trophy, he throws it into the crowd over the top rope and turns back towards Arkham who is now standing glaring at his opponent, the big man charges forwards and hits a shoulder block knocking his opponent back into the corner, the enraged Tag Champ pounds onto Sickness' chest, knocking him down into the mat, with a quick move he rips the bundled up boob tube off of his downed opponent to a HUGE cheer from the crowd.

Cole: It's level now with both men being topless.

Tazz: I bet you loved watching that.

Cole: Seeing Sickness get beaten down, yes, I did.

Arkham tries to pick up Sickness, but the smaller man kicks out and knocks him backwards into the ring, a quick charge forwards and Sickness hits a spear knocking him down - the Sick One gets back to his feet, he grabs hold of the bottom of Arkham's skirt and pulls hard, the skirt comes down to the big man's knees before he manages to stop it. Arkham's large granny panties are exposed to a loud boo from the crowd.

Sickness keeps his grip on the hem of the skirt and pulls backwards further, this drags Arkham slightly across the ring on his behind, with one final pull on the skirt it tears and comes clean off - the crowd boo loudly as he holds the floral print skirt aloft, the time keeper rings the bell to signal the end of the match.

Tony: Your winner, by means of stripping his opponent - SICKNESS!!!

The booing of the crowd dies away slightly as Keith Jaxx creeps up behind the celebrating Dark Alliance member, he quickly grips the zipper on the side of Sickness' mini skirt and tugs it downwards, he quickly whips the skirt away to a HUGE cheer from the audience.

Sickness suddenly looks down at his exposed bright pink thong, he spins around and glares at Jaxx who is looking down, appraising the nearly naked King of the Ring winner, looking at the thong he grins and nods before quickly tearing off his referee shirt, Sickness backs away in horror as Jaxx begins to chase him around the ring to the laughter of the audience.

Cole: Oh my - I think Keith likes what he sees with Sickness.

Tazz: I don't think Sickness is happy with the attention.

The Wild One continues to give chase as Sickness dives out of the ring and runs towards the back - Jaxx is quickly out of the ring and running towards the back after the Dark Alliance member. The laughter from the crowd gets to near deafening levels.

In the ring Arkham slowly gets to his feet, the laughter dies away as Jaxx and Sickness disappear from view - as Arkham leaves the ring area the crowd cheer him as he goes, waving towards the audience.

Cole: What a reaction for Arkham.

Tazz: I don't see why - he's a big loser.

Cole: He's not a loser in the eyes of the audience - any man who walks around in granny underwear is definitely a winner in their eyes.

Cut to Nestle Crunch advert.......

[Darkstar]

Back from advert.

A CCTV screen shows Sickness being caned by Jaxx.....Boyo is watching on and appears to be giving directions! Its hard to tell with the sound off.

Cut to advert for Nike, despite them not being chocolate......

[Darkstar]

Back from the advert and Cole looks ready to slit his wrists.

MC: Tazz, my moniters down, I dont know what happens next!

Tazz: The green eyed monster Cole?

MC: No he damaged his leg just after OVW tazz.


TC: The following contest is a Take It To The Bank match.

MC: This is it, Tazz. The match I have been waiting for. This is the first time ever such a match is wrestled in wrestling history.

TZ: This is sure to be a great match to watch, as this feud between MDM Chris Eagles and The Lonely Avenger has gone too far, far enough to be settled in a bank vault.

TC: The match stipulation is simple. There won't be any pinfall or submission, as well as no disqualification. The only way to win is to lock your opponent in the big bank vault under the TWOtron. The vault is filled with stashes of money, yet wide enough to fit both of the wrestlers. Once your opponent is inside the vault, the bell won't ring to announce the winner until the vault is closed and the vault's wheel is turned completely.

MC: Just hearing the stipulation makes me excited! I can't believe Eagles is going to lock Lone Ranger in that vault.

TZ: Even if the odds are against The Lonely Avenger, as it was MDM who imposed the match on Avenger in his favour, as money is his strong side. Yet, The Masked Truth was not bothered by the match inflict his horror on Chris Eagles.

MC: Whatever. We will see who will be locked inside tonight.
The light goes out of the TWO arena as the intro "Lonely World" by Limp Bizkit starts playing.

TZ: Here we go, loneliness and revenge will take over.
A glowing green mask rises from the ground. The Lonely Avenger continues his ascendance, head bowed down, hands crossed over his shoulders, until he arrives to ground level.

Few seconds pass before he raises his hands suddenly, green flames growing from both sides as the chorus of Lonely World echoes loudly in the arena.
As his hands go down, the flames die while a green circle of light lights the entrance.

MC: A green will win tonight. Money green or hell green? What is it going to be?

TC: Making his way to the ring, from Lonely Valley, weighting in at 250 lbs, The Lonely Avenger.

The Masked Truth walks to the ring and slides in from the bottom rope towards the centre of the ring.

He stands there while slowly raising his hands, to brutally lower them once they are up. Green flames explode from all four turnbuckles as the lights come back to the TWO arena and the music fades away.

MC: Here comes MDM, the man who is worth his weight in gold.

"Gets this money" starts to play, as the crowd start booing, knowing this means Chris Eagles is on his way out here.

As Eagles steps from behind the curtains, the pyros explode behind the Re-Evolution man as he struts down the walkway to a chorus of boos and jeers.

TC: And his opponent, from New York City, weighting in at 268 lbs, MDM Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssss Eaaaaaaagggglllleeeeeesssssssss!

TZ: Why is Eagles just standing under the TWOtron? He seems to be looking at the vault, examining it.

Eagles, a sadistic smile on his face, looks up to the roof.

MC: What is there up on the roof?

Suddenly, a BANG! Explodes in the arena, accompanied with a fading of lights.

The lights come back to the surprise of everyone in the arena.

TZ: Wow! Are those DOLLARS raining from the sky?

MC: I think it is! Look Tazz, it's a miracle.

TZ: This is no miracle Cole, this is just another way from Eagles to show the fans and the Horrifying One what he can buy with his money.

MC: And what was it he bought tonight?

TZ: A very catchy entrance, and a rich one.

Fans in the front row start trying to catch the dollars, hoping to get enough money to cover their front row seats.

Eagles, who started to make his way to the ring, stops in front of it and catches a few falling dollars. He then looks at the money to see his face on the money, making it look good.

TZ: This looks like a nice way to manipulate your money. You should try it Cole with the few bucks you own.

MC: In fact Tazz, even if I am not loaded like this man, but I am still able to buy you cheap.

TZ: You wish Cole, And no one would print your face on money

Eagles rolls in under the bottom rope and gets to his feet quickly, a sneer on his face as the crowd boo the 'Richest Man on XTV' (and in the ring).

Gets This Money stops playing as MDM climbs on the turnbuckle, and starts taunting the crowd, money in hand, throwing it everywhere, boos and jeers are returned to him. Eagles stands there looking around at the booing crowd with a grin on his face.

The Lonely Avenger is coldly watching the scene from the opposite turnbuckle.

TZ: Here we go Cole. It is a long way to the vault; so many strategies can be used.

MC: Mine would be beating the hell out of your opponent and drag him to the vault unconscious.

Referee Nick Patrick has a word with both men before ringing the bell.

DING! DING! DING!

Eagles and Avenger are looking each others eye in the eye, waiting for the other to make a move.

Even if a life time seemed to have passed in an awkward silence and no movement from anyone in the ring, the fans holding their breathes, the man in the back fainting in there seat, and the woman holding the "Lone Ranger Rocks" getting pain In her immobile hands, Eagles finally delivers a stealth like clothesline to The Masked Truth.

TZ: The match is underway.

TLA gets back on his feet to charge at CE before lifting him up and hitting him with a powerbomb.

MC: That was a quick powerful move from Ranger. Both men are searching to get their opponent down as fast as they can.

TLA gets him back up to Irish whip him on the rope, connecting with a big boot. Not wanting to lose time, he actually levitates Eagles from the ground and throws him on the turnbuckle.

TZ: Three consecutive spears to the guts of Eagles as The Masked Hypnotiser is running wild over him.

MC: But what is that? A poke in the eyes of Avenger to turn the tables to MDM's side. His back turned to Eagles, Eagles lock in the MILLION DOLLAR DREAM, trying to get his opponent unconscious.

TZ: Avenger is starting to fade. He's down on one knee. He's down on both.

MC: Start the count referee, start the count. Oh I forgot, there won't be any count.

MDM can hold that position until Avenger's gets into a deep sleep.
Avenger is now fading. The MDD is locked even harder on his neck.

CE throws The Masked Truth head first on the mat, leaving him in an unconscious position.

TZ: TLA is recovering really slowly as Eagles is picking up the money from the ground and throwing it in the air with joy.

Just as a very dizzy Avenger is up, Eagles relocks the Million Dollar Dream to finish him for once and for all.

MC: A fall on the knees from Ranger. He is so locked in that sleeper like hold and in that vault.

TZ: But wait a minute! Avenger is struggling. He is trying to shake off Eagles off his shoulders. He is up on one knee, up on the other.

Loneliness Itself hits MDM's back on the right turnbuckle, but still no break of the hold. He runs backwards to the other turnbuckle and hit him again. But still no change.

MC: Eagles is just refusing to let go. He needs to finish this right now.

TLA finally succeeds in throwing Eagles out of the ring from the top rope.

TZ: Avenger needs to get take a few breathes and have the blood run to his head and neck again.

Avenger is finally back to himself, somewhat fit enough to survive the attack, he gets down to Eagles.

TZ: What the hell is MDM doing? Is he escaping from Avenger?

MC: I think he is. But that is all a part of his strategy.

TZ: Yes! The most cowardly strategy in wrestling.

They do two full turns of the ring before Eagles crosses the ring from under it.

TZ: This has turned into a chase game. What the hell is happening over here?

Eagles gets out on the announcers' side, a mop in his hand.

MC: Look Tazz, it is Moppy! Moppy is going to hit Ranger in the face!

BAM! A hit to the face of Avenger as he was ready to hit a clothesline on Eagles.

TZ: That is just cheating from Eagles, I like it

MC: This is a no disqualification match. Anything is possible.

TZ: Then Eagles is a pure coward!
Eagles heads throws the moppy on the ground and heads for the vault.

MC: What is MDM doing? He's taunting a recovering Avenger to follow him to the vault.

TZ: The sooner the better. That is Eagles' Strategy.

Avenger responds to CE challenge and walks the ramp all the way to the vault, passing by "Eagles, would you lend me a dollar or two?" and "The Masked Truth Horrifies Me" signs.

MC: Look at that, The Final Payment was delivered tight into Ranger's shin. He fell to the ground and all that Eagles has to do now is get him in the vault and lock it.

Eagles gets Avenger up to his feet and tries to shove him in the vault but in vain as a strong struggle from Avenger leads in to the banging of MDM's head at the other end of the vault.

TZ: Did you see that Cole? Eagles just fell face first between the many stashes of money in the vault. All that the avenger has to do now is lock the vault and he has scored his first ppv win.

Yet, The Soul Behind The Mask refuses to lock the vault and goes to the ring.

TZ: What the hell is Avenger doing? He should close the safe or whatever it is and win the match. Very simple.

MC: The man is demented and is unstable up here (points at his head obviously).
He gets to the ring and goes under it, to emerge from under it with a ladder in hand.

TZ: What the… What is the horror doing in this guy's head? He is going to use a ladder in a bank match. This man is surely one special thing. Just listen at the reaction of the crowd Cole. Just listen.
The crowd are going wild at the sight of the ladder in TLA’s hand

Avenger gets the ladder back to the vault and sets it besides it.

TZ: HE is going for a high risk jump.

MC: Eagles is recovering Tazz, and he will take him out in no time before he can even set the ladder.

As both men are on their feet once again, they start exchanging punches, until a kick to the chest of Eagles is followed by a brain buster.

Avenger soon enough gets MDM up and bangs his head on the small entrance screen.

TZ: Eagles is down and Avenger is climbing the ladder. Eagles is going to be splashed in a lonely way Cole, in a very lonely way.

MC: Look Tazz, the ladder was nothing but a way to get on top of the vault.

TZ: Is he going to jump from a height that high?

MC: I guess he is going to perform such a high risk manoeuvre.
BAM!

TZ: And he jumped! The Lonely Avenger jumped from the highest point in this match and landed exactly on Eagles Chest! MDM has sure lost the match for good!
The Horrifying One is hurting but The RICHEST Man On XTV is out.

MC: Eagles must be dead Tazz

TZ: Don’t be silly Cole

TLA starts to move first as Eagles hasn’t moved at all, Avenger now on his feet but only just slowly walks over to the downed MDM, And drops the elbow straight on his injured chest, This makes Eagles move as he starts rolling around in pain

MC: Where’s TLA going Tazz

TZ: I think he’s going to the vault Cole

MC: Oh no, Come on Eagles don’t let HIM beat you

TLA now at the vault slowly begins to open it, Just as he opens it Eagles starts to move very gingerly

TZ: Oh look Cole

MC: At what ?

TZ: Eagles is bleeding from the mouth

MC: That cant be good for MDM Tazz

TZ: Lets hope it’s just a loose tooth or something

MC: And not internal bleeding

TLA walks over to Eagles like a stalker stalking a famous celebrity

MC: Eagles better watch out Tazz

TZ: What can The Lonely One have in store for Chris Cole

MC: I’d hate to think

TLA pulls Eagles up by the hair but all of a sudden drops to his knees in pain, As the camera zooms out everyone can the reason Eagles just nailed him with a low blow, As Eagles raise to his feet he spits out a mouth full of blood into the face of The Lonely Avenger, Before stomping away at the head and chest of the lonely one

MC: YES, YES Eagles is back in this match, Go on Eagles kick him

TZ: Calm down Cole

Eagles pulls TLA up and smash’s him face first into the bank vault with a sickening noise

TZ: That was sick Cole

MC: Sick but good, And now TLA is busted open

TZ: I’m not surprised Cole

Eagles spits out another mouth full of blood before dropping to his knees and mounting The Lonely One and continually striking the now blooded head of TLA, Eagles who’s right hand is now covered in blood pull’s a very dazed TLA up to his feet before faying him down again with a short armed clothesline

MC: Look at that Tazz, Eagles is hurting, But is still putting the hurt on Ranger

TZ: That is why he’s the No1 Contender for the tag team title’s and a former No1 Contender for the heavyweight title

Eagles now at the door of the vault slowly pull’s the door open as The Lonely Avenger begins to move about very slowly

TZ: This match is taking it out of both men Cole

MC: And let’s hope this is the last we see of The Lone Ranger

TZ: Just because your scared of him

MC: NO

Eagles pulls TLA to his feet, And starts to pull him towards the open vault, But TLA starts to fight back with a couple of left’s and right’s to the head and face of MDM, The Avenger gains the upper hand on Eagles and nails a snap suplex that sends both men into the vault

TZ: Both men in the vault Cole

MC: And now all Eagles has to do is get out and close the door

TZ: And turn the handle

TLA picks up but is caught with a thumb to the eyes by The Richest man in TWOstars, Eagles grabs the head of TLA and smash’s it against the wall of the vault leaving blood from TLA’s head in it, Eagles falls to his backside laughing before picking up some of the money that is laying on the floor, And has he’s kneeing down next to The Lonely Avenger and stuffing the money down in to his mouth, Eagles gets to his feet and kicks TLA full in the face as The Lonely One spit’s the money out

MC: Eagles showing that thing what he can do with his money

TZ: I wish he would do that to me with his money Cole

The crowd starts to boo as MDM taunts them before picking something up and hitting TLA on the back of his head sending him face first on the vault floor

TZ: It’s moppy again, Eagles has moppy back

MC: And he just hit TLA with it as he got up to his knees

Eagles drops back to his knees and turns TLA over because going for the pin fall

MC: But there is no pan fall

The ref pats MDM on the shoulder telling him there’s no pin falls

Eagles pulls TLA up again and goes for a suplex but its reversed by TLA, TLA brings MDM to his feet and they exchanges right hands with each other, All of a sudden both men stop dead as the lights starts to flicker

MC: What’s happening ?

TZ: I don’t know

From the sky, rocket fireworks shoot down towards the entrance way and then explosions, the audience oohs and then boos as Marvellous me Kicks in

Mickhail Mills walks out from the back area to cheer on his Re-Evolution mate as MDM clotheslines TLA to the ground

MC: It’s Mills here to help finish TLA off

TZ: And helping Eagles take control at the same time

Eagles smiles at Mills who is still bloodied from his match with Slim Jim in that ladder earlier and taped ribs before drops his knee straight on TLA head, Mills claps his partners actions, Then out of nowhere the Phenomenal Effect on Eagles

TZ: Mills has just hit Eagles with the Phenomenal Effect

MC: Why has Mills turned on his best friend to help The Lonely Avenger

Mills stands over Eagles who is out cold smiling before going over to TLA and pulling him up to his feet, The Lonely Avenger and Mickhail Mills pulls Eagles back in to the vault by his feet, Before walking out and raising there arm causing the shocked crowd to cheer but some boos can be heard at Mills

MC: TLA and Mills are trying to close the door Tazz

TZ: If they do then The Lonely Avenger picks up the win

TLA and Mills close the door with Mills pushing his body up against it keeping it shut as TLA starts to turn the handle

DING, DING


TZ: He’ done it TLA has beaten Eagles

MC: But not with out help Tazz

Mills smiles as he walks back to the backstage area as Nick Patrick raises TLA hand

TC: The winner of this match The Lonely Avengerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

MC: I cant believe Mills turned on MDM

TZ: And helped The Lonely Avenger beat him

BANG

TZ: OMG

MC: The Lonely Avenger has just blown the vault up

The camera turns to the vault to see green flames the whole way around it as “Lonely World" begins to play

TZ: Eagles is still in there Cole

MC: Someone get him out of there

TZ: We will be back with the main event after this break

The camera fades as TLA walks out of view and people trying to put the fire out

[Darkstar]

As we fade back in we see Michael Cole and Tazz sat at the announce desk, ready to call the next, huge TWOStars match...

MC: Ladies and gentleman we are now ready for Evil Gringo against the owner of TWOStars... Darkstar in a match that has come about quickly and is fuelled by betrayal, desire and hatred...

Tazz: True Cole... and lets not forget... the love of a good women...

MC: Lets take you back to the origins of this match...

A video fades onto the screen from the image of Cole and Tazz's faces and the music 'A Gunshot To The Head Of Trepidation' by Trivium plays in the background...

We cut to Summerslam and the defeat of Gringo after his betrayal by The Incredible Holt at the orders of Darkstar... Darkstar telling Gringo that Mamacita is his... Gringo beginning his counter attack... Darkstar laying down the rules of the 'Three Wishes match' and finally the events of the past few weeks on TWOStar Xtreme TV including Triple V laying out the Gringo on the orders of Darkstar....

As we fade back in from the package Break Stuff hits the arena speakers and a jet of flame shoots down the center of the walkway towards the ring. As it dies down a figure dressed in a black trenchcoat appears at the entrance to the walkway.The fans start to boo as the owner of TWOStars stalks down to the ring, his face almost dead.... prehaps with dread?

TC: From parts unknown... weighing in at 265lbs... He is the owner of TWOStars.... DARKSTAR!!!

Tazz: Well the boss is here...

MC: You think he's scared of the Gringo Tazz?

Tazz: Well he knows what the Gringo can do better then anyone... which means he knows better then anyone how to take him out...

MC: But I don't think I've ever seen the Gringo this focused and angry...

Tazz: But angry people make mistakes... plus the boss has got a height and weight advantage on Gringo... I'm telling you Cole, the boss knows what he's doing... he hired me didn't he?

Before Cole can answer that question the lights dim and the crowd buzz as Swamped by Lucana Coil booms through the in house speakers.... Brooding dark red and green lights flash and spiral around the ramp and ring and pyro explodes as the Evil Gringo emerges from the back, the crowd cheering loud as the Mexican Senseation looks over the scene... eyes full of rage, ready for war but without his Mamacita....

TC: From Manchester, England.... weighing in at 200lbs... The... Evil... GRINGO....

Tazz: Gringo has gotta look at that empty space behind him and realise the power of the boss...

MC: What you mean Tazz...

Tazz: If Darkstar can take Mamacita away from Gringo... then there is nothing he can't and won't do...

TC: Ladies and gentleman... the following contest is a Three Wishes match up... There will be three falls... the winner of the match is the man with the most falls... each fall is worth a wish, decided upon by the contests before the match... The winner of that fall regardless of the final outcome of the match gets that wish granted.... In the event of a draw the wish that is drawn over will become void and spent...

MC: Well folks we already know the wishes attached to each fall...

Tazz: And Gringo's are a waste of space...

MC: The first fall will grant Gringo a years supply of Tequila and condoms...

Tazz: You see?!?!

MC: But if Darkstar wins then the Gringo can't use the GringoLock or the DSP from the result of that fall...

Tazz: You mean from the moment the fall is registered?

Cole: Thats right.... If Gringo gets the second fall however he gets a future title shot...

Tazz: Makes a little more sense... But if Darkstar wins it then Gringo can never wrestle again... his career is over...
Cole: Which of course leads to the third fall... If Darkstar wins then not only is Gringo gone but he can't have Mamacita either as Darkstar will own her... But if Gringo wins he regains Becki...

Tazz: How touching...

Cole: Looks like the action is about to begin...

Gringo charges right at the bell into a fierce brawl with the boss... both begin to exchange heavy elbows and they brawl into the corner.... and go through the ropes with referee Mike Kioda!

MC: My god Tazz... what a anger filled opening...

Tazz: Well both men hate each other... and poor Kidoa is stuck right in the middle!

Darkstar lands hard and is dazed... Gringo seizes the oppertunity and flapjacks him hard into the ringpost shoulder first....

MC: Clever work by Gringo...

Tazz: You mean cheating... If the ref hadn't have been dazed then that would be a DQ!

The referee manages to coax both of them back inside and Gringo looks tohook on the GringoLock early...

Tazz: Gringo looking to secure the fall with the very move he won't be able to use should he lose it...

Darkstar is still too fresh however and counters out and looks for his own submission finisher... The Darkzone....

MC: The boss looking to put a bit of pain on the Gringo...

Tazz: Yeah, give him a taste of his own medicine... strech him boss!

MC: You really are a brown noser aren't you Tazz...

Darkstar can't get it, the pain in his shoulder still troublng him and Gringo is able to wriggle free... He gets to a vertical base and tries to charge Darkstar but the Mexican Sensation finds him self tripped.... then slingshoted into the buckles!

Tazz: Smart move there by the boss... using the Gringo's own anger and movement against him...

Darkstar sneaks behind the stunned Gringo... he grabs him in a sharp waistlock and he hits a release German suplex! Gringo is down and the boss stands over him and taunts to the crowd who shower him with boo's and chants of "@sshole"....

MC: The boss not as popular with the fans tonight as he is with you it would seem Tazz...

Tazz: Well... they don't have the manners and class that people like me and the boss have...

MC: Tazz... your from Red Hook...

Darkstar runs off the ropes and Gringo goes under him... back the other way and Gringo this time leapfrogs the boss... he runs off the ropes himself and this time ducks a Darkstar clothesline...

MC: Well the pace seems to have quickened...

Tazz: Just what the boss doesn't need...

Darkstar comes back off the ropes and Gringo tries to twirl him around into a Tombstone attempt... which Darkstar reverses with a beautiful buffalo roll and this time he tries for a shoulderbreaker.... But Gringo flips out onto his feet... But into the Darkzone again!

MC: Gringo is trapped once again..

Tazz: Shush Cole... I hear Gringo quit like a big girl...

Gringo is still slightly too fresh though... he fights it and elbows Darkstar in the ribs hard and repeatdly... He manages to twist round...

MC: Exploder suplex from the former TWOStars champion!

Darkstar is down and Gringo see's an oppertunity... He springboards but....

Tazz: The Gringosault gets knees.... Hah Cole... Told you the boss was too smart for the Mexican summer school student...

Gringo recoils in pain and the boss has him where he wants him... He locks in the Darkzone again but this time flips over...

MC: The final stage of the Darkzone... Fear Of The Dark...

Tazz: Wow, the boss is pulling out all the stops tonight... Darkzone to a Diamond Dust almost... The Fear of the Dark, and he ain't done yet Cole...

Darkstar slips back around in one fluid movement and traps Gringo in to the Darkzone once more! The crowd are going mad, trying to lift the Gringo but its not working... The Mexican Sensation realises that he has to fight on and taps!

Tazz: Hahaha... Gringo tapped...

Cole: He had to to survive... he had to quit...

Tazz: Yeah and now he can't use his Death Star Press or his GringoLock for a month... starting right now...

The bell rings for the second bell as the short thirty second period for rest has passed... The boss goes straight back to the Darkzone but Gringo is wiser this time makes the ropes quickly...

Tazz: Nearly all over then... No Mamacita for Gringo if he loses this... he's already lost his tequila and his finishers...

Darkstar works over the neck and spine of Gringo, his aim all match to injure the already weakened neck of Gringo further... a point Tazz is about to make...

Tazz: You do realise if Darkstar goes after that neck longer then Gringo will have to tap... it's already been weakened several times by Triple V...

Gringo tries to mount a comeback and gets fired up at his treatment off Darkstar... He catches a spine kick and swings Darkstar round into a big elbow strike...

MC: Easy on there Tazz... Gringo is starting to get Gringofied!

Gringo chops away at the bosses throat, Kobashi style to stun his bigger foe... He then starts nailing his kicks hard into the quad's and thighs of Darkstar before finishing off the combo with a BIG dropkcik to the knee.... He gets a run up...

MC: Shining Wizard from Gringo...

The Mexican Sensation goes for the cover...

One...

Tw...

Tazz: Not even a two... Darkstar is still too fresh!

Gringo tries to seize the oppertunity and slids out onto the apron... The boss spots him but is met and rebounded with a elbow... Gringo springboards and trys for a 180 degree Gringosault press but Darkstar catches him!

Tazz: I think Gringo is about to crash and burn Cole...

Darkstar runs hard into the corner with Gringo smashing his spine and neck hard into the turnbuckles... Gringo is now hung up in the tree of woe and Darkstar goes outside to stretch him!

MC: Good god... thats illegal surely!

Tazz: Would you wanna DQ the boss Cole? Ask yourself that...

The Boss releases Gringo eventually and he slumps from the tree of woe and falls to the outside... Gringo is still in truoble though and Darkstar remembering what happened earlier brings the post into play again, smashing Gringo's spine off it and leaving the former champ in some pain...

Cole: Surely the ref has gotta stop this...

Tazz: Well if he did Darkstar would propably kill him and then when Gringo recovers he'd probably trash his grave... Besides like I said, who apart from Gringo is stupid enough to cross the boss...

Back inside and Gringo’s spine gets thrust into the turnbuckle posted again and again... make that 3 times and a charm... The Mexican Sensation it seems out on his feet and barely able to stand... Darkstar makes that worse with...

Tazz: Beautiful German suplex from the boss.... right into a pin...

One...

Two...

Thr...

MC: Last second kickout for the Gringo... he's gotta be thinking of his Mamacita...

Tazz: Or what it will be like when he loses her and this fall...

Darkstar has had enough and signals for the end... He slams the Gringo down and heads up top....

Cole: Nightfear by Darkstar...

Tazz: Beautiful boss, beautiful...

Darkstar is not done though and once again looks to get the Gringo to quit with the Darkzone... But Gringo has still got some left in the tank and counters into a roll up....

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Cole: Almost a suprise for Darkstar and a title shot for Gringo there...

Darkstar is up and a little suprised by Gringo's alert counter... he clubs at him and tries to capture Gringo in a headlock... prehaps looking for his signature Bulldog... But Gringo has caught his second wind and hits a picture perfect back suplex on the boss!

MC: Great counter by the Gringo... Darkstar landed right on his head...

Darkstar rolls to the outside and the Gringo is up.... He runs across the ring just as Darkstar gets to his feet outside...

MC: Somersault Plancha by the Gringo... what height!

Tazz: But he better be careful Cole... his back isn't in the best of shape...

Gringo now has control and rolls Darkstar back into the ring... Darkstar rolls over to the ropes and pulls himself up... He lunges at Gringo and Gringo goes to lock him down in the GringoLock... He stops halfway though....

Tazz: Gringo just realised that using the move will get him DQ'd and he'll lose his title shot... and possibly Mamacita...

Gringo still has Darkstar locked by the arms though...

MC: Double Arm DDT!

Gringo holds on and hoists the limper TWOStars owner back up... he springs with his feet off the turnbuckles and turns round....

MC: And there is the D.O.A! Great improvisation...

The crowd are getting louder as they sense the Gringo is getting closer to victory in this second fall....

MC: Just listen to the crowd getting behind the Gringo...

Gringo still has the arms locked in... he switches to the GringoLock...

Tazz: Hey... thats banned!

and as the referee adminsiters the five count switches quickly to the Aztecan Cruicifixtion!

MC: Thats not though.... Is Darkstar gonna tap? The Gringo has him trapped in the middle of the ring!

Darkstar thrashes his legs in a vain hope to get to the ropes but his arms are both locked in the Aztecan.... He trashes around and around but still Gringo has him in tightly, a look of detirmenation on the face of the Mexican Sensation...

Tazz: Surely the boss will get there...

No! The boss taps as the crowd goes wild!!!

MC: Darkstar has tapped to the Aztecan Crucifixtion! It's one all and now Gringo has the title shot the boss denied him!

The referee separates them and we prepare for the third and final fall as a replay of the Aztecan getting the tap and second fall is shown... The third fall is now on as the referee rings the bell and the 30 second rest period is over...

Gringo is up to his feet but breathing heavily, his back still troubling him... Darkstar is working his way up the ropes, his arms in alot of pain and a grimace on his face...

MC: The third and final fall... the third and final wish... It all hangs in the balance now as Gringo must win or he will never have his Mamacita, Becki, ever again....

Gringo goes over to the boss as he has his back turned to him on the ropes... the ref tries to stop the Gringo and that allows a sneaky low blow from the boss that stuns the Gringo and drops him with a look of anguish on his face...

MC: What a cheat...

Tazz: To cheat you break the rules... and who makes the rules? Thats right Cole, the boss...

Darkstar brushes off the ref and nails a backbreaker on Gringo staying on spine... he go's for a quick cover...

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Tazz: Damn boss so close!

MC: The only thing Gringo is thinking of right now is Becki, its gotta be the only thing keeping him going!

Darkstar is frustrated and hauls the smaller Gringo to his feet and whips him towards the corner... but the Gringo still has a little in the tank and uses the turnbuckles almost like stepping stones...

MC: Flying back elbow from the top! Gringo is still in this! He's got the cover!

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Tazz: Yes, the boss is still there Cole...

MC: Good god your nose is getting browner by the second...

Gringo looks frustrated now as well and go's for another cover with a bridge...

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Darkstar summons what strength he has and hauls himself up out of the pin... He looks for a piledriver it seems but Gringo goes for a backslide... No! Darkstar blocks it and switches into a....

Tazz: Dragon suplex from the boss! Beautiful!

Darkstar bridges into the cover...

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No a last second kick out!

MC: Gringo is still in this much to the frustration of the boss...

Darkstar looks at the prone Gringo and signals to the top rope once again... the crowd boo's as they sense another Nightfear coming...

Tazz: It might not have worked before... but if the boss hits this then it will be over now...

MC: I know what you mean Tazz, both men look spent!

Gringo has it scouted though and is quickly to his feet to cut off the boos who may have taken too much time taunting the crowd... Gringo peppers Darkstar with elbows... The boss is slumped...

MC: Frankenstiener from Gringo! Right from the top! Both men are down!

Kiona the referee administers a manditory 10 count...

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Gringo drapes an arm over Darkstar....

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MC: Oh my... was that three!?!?!

Tazz: Somehow the boss kicked out... man both these guys are giving it there all!

Both men are slow to their feet and both using the ropes for added leverage... Gringo is up quicker and steps onto the apron, goading Darkstar and begging him to rise which he does... Gringo springboards...

MC: Springboard forearm from Gringo!

Both men are up abit quicker this time as the adrenilane kicks in... Spinning heel kick by Gringo after ducking a wild and almost drunken clothesline attepmt by the boss... Gringo looks to be setting for the end... He looks for the Shock Threapy but he can't hoist the bigger man.... The damage Darkstar did to the spine before costing Gringo...

Tazz: Genius from the boss... first he gets two of Gringo's moves banned and then he elimanates his alpha finisher!

Darkstar looks to switch round and is successful... he looks for the Darkzone once more in a despiration attempt to ends the Gringo's comeback and take away Mamcita...

Tazz: The boss is almost there... wrench it boss...

MC: Hold on Gringo...

Gringo is just that little bit sharper though and fights through the hold... he switches back around and tries for the Shock Threapy again... no dice so he switches to...

Cole: OH MY GOD WHAT WAS THAT!

Tazz: It looked like some kind of Half Nelson, Pumphandle Suplex Cole... but the Gringo ain't done...

Gringo holds on and switches the pumphandled arm to a hammerlock... he sets...

Tazz: My god a Half Nelson Hammerlock Suplex! Where is Gringo getting this from!?!?!

MC: It's for his Mamcita, he said nothing would stop him and he'd do anything... including thenever seen as well...

Darkstar is down and out... But Gringo is done, he climbs to the top rope, back to the ring.... he sets... he springs...

MC: My god... Pheonix Splash! Gringo just hit something original right there! Into the cover!

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MC: Gringo wins! Gringo wins! He knew he couldn't use his own moves to take out Darkstar... he wanted his Mamacita and after a hell of an innovative flurry.... Gringo wins!

The crowd go wild as Gringo, still knelt on the mat has his arm raised in victory....

TC: Ladies and gentleman, you winner and new number one contender.... EVIL GRINGO!!!!!

Tazz: I'm speechless... I thought the boss had him... I thought...

MC: You thought wrong Tazz... My god lets see that again....

We cut to the sight of Gringo having to break out the Pheonix Splash to put down Darkstar and finally claim back his Mamacita and take victory in this two out of three falls, three wishes match up...

As we come back we see the sight of Becki Moss, Gringo's Mamacita running to the ring as Darkstar is rolled out to the back...

MC: This is how it should be Tazz... the two of them back together!

Tazz: Someone pass me a bucket, I think I'm gonna be sick...

Becki is now in the ring and the two of them embrace as the camara's fade out with the crowd screaming the Gringo's name....

MC: And thats all for this Pay Per...

Cut to end credits.

[Darkstar]

Credits

Slim Jim Vs Mikhail Mills: Slim Jim
Scaffold Match: Paulrog
Bra and Panties match: Mr Fill
TLA vs Chris Eagles: Han and TGo co written
Main Event: Evil Gringo
Random skit, little comments and open: Darkstar