TWOstars Xtreme TV 30 - September 15th

[TGO]

The following program is a post watershed production, it will contain scenes and storylines not suitable for children and some of the content may also be unacceptable to other viewers. This program may also contain strobe lighting effects.

'Carve me an Edge' by Fake Ideal starts to play as the XTV opening video plays

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Draven Cage locking in the noose
The Judge charging down the ramp, sledgehammer in hand
MDM Chris Eagles counting a fist full of greenbacks
Tom Trash trashcanning another victim
Barry Gower leaving Fill for dead
The Dark Alliance being revealed
Keith Jaxx and Rico oiling TIH
Violent Vinnie Vengeance holding the T.V Title in his hands
PMA with a nutshot
Arkham and Retromark winning tag team gold
The Lonely Avenger entering the ring
King Holt being crowned the new Heavy Weight Champion
Darkstar, dressed for business

A mass of pyros go off inside of the Erie Civic Centre, Erie, Pennsylvania

Cole: Good evening ladies and gentleman and welcome to TWOStars Xtreme TV! Live from the Erie Civic Centre, Erie, Pennsylvania! Alongside me is my broadcast college... Tazz!

Tazz: Wow Cole... look at these fans... their gonna raise the roof if they not careful but then again they we’re the same last week

Cole - Yeah, And for the first time ever, TWOstars has stayed at the same arena

Tazz - Maybe Darkstar was busy so he double booked here ?

Cole - Maybe so, But last week, Right here, We saw Jimmy Redman pin the U.S champion Tom Trash 1,2,3 in the middle of the ring

Tazz - So that should make Redman the no1 contender ?

Cole - but it was 3 on 3 not 1 on 1

Tazz - True that, But back to tonight

Cole - And what a night we have for you

Tazz - first of we have the united states champion Tom Trash V The Lonely Avenger

Cole - You forgot something Tazz

Tazz - What ?????????/

Cole - That it’s a non title match

Tazz - Well the fans are not stupid Cole

Cole - How do you mean ????

Tazz - The Lonely Avenger, Why would he have a U.S title match ?

Cole - Oh, Anyway also tonight the TWOstars tag team champions will be in action

Tazz - That’s right Cole, Arkham & Retromark go against Re-Evolutions Chris Eagles and Barry Gower

Cole - That’s not all, In the main event the T.V champion teams up with the TWOstars heavyweight champion, As Violent Vinnie Vengeance and King Holt go against the former TWOstars champion The Evil Gringo and the former T.V champion Philip Martin Atken

Tazz - It’s T-ripe V champion Cole, And yes the champions V the former champions

The crowd starts to scream as the light go out

Cole - What the ……….?

Tazz - Sorry folks, We are having some problem again this week

Cole - What’s going to happen this week Tazz ?

Tazz - I don’t know, But if it happens again I cant see Darkstar booking this dump again

Cole - Have we lost feed again ??

Tazz - No, I have just been told from the back to carry on as if nothing has happened

Cole - But HOW ?????

Tazz - I think someone is checking the light’s

A loud explosion rocks the arena causing the crowd to scream louder then before

Cole - It’s not, Is it ?

Tazz - Who ?

Cole - The Lonely Avenger

Tazz - But his match isn’t till later

Another loud explosion echo’s around the arena

Cole - This isn’t funny anymore Tazz

Tazz - Why you scared Cole ?

Cole - Well ……….

Before Michael Cole could finish another explosion brings the TWOtron back on

Tazz - We have some light

Cole - What’s that on the TWOtron Tazz ?

Tazz - Hang on it’s just coming on Cole

As everyone looks a message comes on the TWOtron reading

YOU CAN TAKE THAT TO THE BANK
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Just as the message fades the light turn green and “Gets this money” starts to play, hearing this the Crowd boo and jeer as they though this was last weeks problem

MDM Chris Eagles steps out from behind the curtains, Causing the crowd to boo louder then ever

Cole - The crowd really hate this man

Tazz - Well he don’t care

Eagles with a dark green suit on starts to make his way to the ring area as the fans continues the boo and jeer him, But Eagles just carry’s on walking by them with a grin on his face, Eagles now at the ring area takes the mic from Tony Chimmel before entering the ring

Tazz - The man is here Cole

Cole - What does he want

Eagles walks to the four corners grin as the crowd begin to go quiet

MDM - So, You guys have finally leant how not to waste your “wrestling” time

With this the crowd cant help but boo and jeer Eagles, As he stands laughing at them, But they soon go quiet again when they realise why he’s laughing

MDM - Nope, I was wrong, Anyway did you miss me ?

All the crowd can be heard shouting at him

Crowd - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MDM - You know you did, Well you all just wish you could go on holiday any time you wanted

Eagles starts walking around the ring laughing to himself

MDM - It’s good to be rich, But that’s not why I’m out here, Ranger remember me Ha Ha, Haloween Havok, You and me in a take that to the bank match, or to put it another way a rich man’s rules match, Ha Ha Ha

Eagles drops the mic to the mat, But before he can leave the ring the lights go out again BANG! An exploding sound detonates around the arena

Tazz - Not again

Cole - Is this the same as last week ?

Tazz - I think it’s The Lonely Avenger Cole

Cole - Please no

BANG! Another detonation in the arena

Cole - Eagles is looking for a way out Tazz

Tazz - No, He’s just looking to see where he is

BANG! BANG! BANG! It echoes around the arena once more

TLA: (In a soft low voice) The Horror

TLA: (His voice getting louder and stronger) The horror

TLA: (In a loud strong and angry voice) The Horrooooooooor!

BANG! BANG! BANG! Three successive blasts detonate once more in the TWO arena, to be followed by two lightning heading for the TWOtron.

With this Eagles jump’s out of the ring and starts to run up the ramp way but just as he gets to the top of the ramp he looks at the TWOtron and see’s

Horror

Loneliness

Pain

Lost

Forgotten

These words keep appearing in blue one after the other on the white background.

REVENGE

AT

HALOWEEN
HAVOK

EAGLES, ALL YOUR OWN MONEY WILL BE YOUR
NIGHTMARE, ALL YOUR MONEY WILL BE YOUR HORROR,
AND INSIDE OF YOUR VAULT WILL BE YOUR HELL, YOUR
GREEN HELL WITH YOUR GREEN MONEY

Seeing this Eagles sprints though the curtains and somewhere back stage

Cole - Well, I think TLA is in side Eagles head now Tazz

Tazz - Why’s that ????

Cole - First the holiday now this

Tazz - Shut up Cole

The screen starts to go funny and flickers on and off as the camera fades to a black out

[Ravenmark]

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[Dante]

As the MKO promo fades out, so do the lights in the building.

Cole-Now what? Isn't once enough?

Tazz-This Lone Ranger freak doesn't know when to quit.

As if on cue a graphic flashes up on the Titantron. First it is just undistinguishable blurs, but soon it turns into an actual picture. A storm is seen and heard in the background. Lightning hits and thunder cracks loudly. The camera goes through the graveyard as the storm continues. Eventually several small shapes are seen in the background. As the camera approaches them, it turns out to be identical tombstones, With names across them all. From left to right they read,
Sickness
Boyo
Omega Red
Draven Cage
Mickhail Mills
Chris Eagles
Jordi Warner
Chris2K
Behind the graves is a figure perched on the top of a Mausoleum. In the lightning flashes, the figure is revealed to be Dante, trench coat billowing out behind him. Lightning again strikes and at the same time lightning strikes in the arena. The crowd jumps at this as the all to familiar pyro explodes. F*cking Determined by Mudvayne is blaring through the arena as Dante walks from amidst the flames. The crowd again pops massively as Dante makes his way to the ring. He throws the guns again and "shoots" each turnbuckle, making pyro blast out in succession as each one is "hit."

Tazz-Well at least its him and not the Lone Ranger.


Dante grabs a mic and starts to speak.

D-Well as you know I all issued an open challenge to anyone for a Halloween Havok match. My challenge was accepted by...

Cole- I wonder who its going to be.

D-No one. Again the cowardice and lack of honor. Well this is all inconsequential. I have a victim picked out for after Havok. I can promise I'll be scouting my prey there and the weeks following. I know the question you're all asking is, "Who is it?" Well that information I can't divulge. Making a victim know endangers the kill. I can promise you this though, I'm adding another grave to my list of kills. He'll feel the Killshot. Remember everyone back there, you never know what shadows the Assassin is lurking in. Everyone one of you is a potential victim.

With that, Dante throws down his mic and as F*cking Determined blairs through the speakers, he makes his was to the back.

Cut to Evil Gringo vs. Darkstar video montage.

[Twig]

Back from the montage we see a shot of the entire arena filled with fans. The house lights are on and there seems to be a moment of down-time. Seats empty as people make their way to the bathrooms and cossesion stands. Randomly, the TWOtron lights up and a bright green background with white writing is displayed. It reads: "The following announcement from the TRA(Twiggie Recycling Association) has not been approved by the Environmental Protection Agency." the words appear long enough to allow someone with severe dyslexia ample time to read. The message fades to the image of Twiggie wearing a wrinkled green and brown tie-dyed dress shirt. His hair is pulled back and he's carrying a stick with a nail on the end and a garbage bag. Twiggie is walking through a littered park stabbing trash with his stick and placing in the garbage bag. Wind whips past the microphone and twiggies voice is soft and distant.

Twiggie: Hello wrestling fans, I'm here today to tell you about a matter that is very important to all of us. *The sound quality improves.* Every day American businesses generate enough paper to circle the earth 20 times. Can you comprehend such a thing? Luckily, with the help of voulenteers like myself we can collect 2 million pounds of paper a day... Keep in mind this is all in the US alone. But that's still 40% of the paper we use. Impressive figures I know, but it's still a tough battle. Which is why we need you *Twiggie points directly into the camera* to donate your time, and money to the TRA.

A man eating a cheeseburger walks between the camera and Twiggie oblivious to anything but his greasy sandwich. The man takes his last bite, throws part of the bun and its wrapper to the ground and scratches his butt. He slurps up the last of his 56 oz drink and drops that to the ground as well. Twiggie drops the garbage bag in shock. A moment later his eyes fill with hate and he clenches his stick. He storms up to the man and spins him around. Twig looks him square in the eye for a moment, before he breaks his stick over the man's head. The man falls to the ground, grasps his head, and curls into a ball. Twiggie proceedes to stomp on the man as he shouts at him.

Twiggie: Did you know that paper products use up at least 35% of the world's annual commercial wood harvest!?

Twiggie grabs the man and applies the cross-face chicken wing.

Twiggie: Or that each year, Americans throw away 25 trillion Styrofoam cups!?

Twiggie tightens his hold and the man gurgles and spits in an attempt to scream in pain. His face turns a bright shade of red.

Twiggie: Not that you care, but a new landfill generally costs more than an old one that has filled up! ... This is because it typically costs more to comply with new environmental regulations, to buy the land, to construct the landfill and to transport waste; because new landfills generally are farther away than older ones.

The mans face turns purple and he stops moving. Twiggie drops his lifeless body to the ground and resumes cleaning up trash. He looks at the camera and speaks in a sweet calming, voice.

Twiggie: I would like to thank you for your time. If you wish to donate your time and/or money to the TRA, then please call: 1-800-I-LOVE-MOTHER-EARTH.

The scene fades into another green screen with white writing. It reads: "All information in the following broadcast was retrieved from, and used with the permission of resourcefulschools.org. The TRA, it's parent or affiliate programs make not guarantee as to the acuracy of any statements made in this broadcast." The message stays on the board for an obscene amount of time, before it fades to black.

Cole: Great, just what this company needs. Another Holier-than-thou bleeding-heart liberal telling us how to live our lives.

Tazz: I dunno, he had good form with that chicken wing...

Fade to Axe body spray commercial.

[Dante]

Back from Axe Ad.

Cole-Well its certainly been a wild night here so far. The Lonely Avenger appearing after Mills taunts him, Dante telling us he’s got a victim in mind already, and a fat man being choked out by an environmentalist.

Tazz-You mean a hippy?

Cole-We regardless of what you want to call him, its certainly been unpredictable here in PA. And now we’re about to get underway with our first match. We saw the Lonely Avenger mocked by Eagles earlier in the night, which resulted in Eagles getting chased off. Now its time to see if the Avenger can get over some of his frustration against Tom Trash here.

As Cole says this, You Don’t See The Signs starts to blare across the arena as Tom Trash enters the ring complete with a trash can, with The Lonely Avengers name sprayed on the side.

Cole-Well Trash certainly looks confident here.

Tazz-Well why wouldn’t he be? He is after all a former Tag Team Champion, as well as the current US Champion. He’ll have no problem with this Lone Ranger lunatic. I mean, seriously….

The light goes out of the TWO arena as the intro "Lonely World" by Limp Bizkit starts playing.
A glowing green mask rises from the ground. The Lonely Avenger continues his ascendance, head bowed down, hands crossed over his shoulders, until he arrives to ground level.

Few seconds pass before he raises his hands suddenly, green flames growing from both sides as the chorus of Lonely World echoes loudly in the arena.
As his hands go down, the flames die while a green circle of light lights the entrance.
The Masked Truth walks to the ring and slides in from the bottom rope towards the center of the ring.

He stands there while slowly raising his hands, to brutally lower them once they are up. green flames explode from all four turnbuckles as the lights come back to the TWO arena and the music fades away.

Cole-Well we’re about to see how well he can do against Tom Trash here.

Tazz-Its no problem.

Cole-Well the bell has rung and we’re underway.

Both The Lonely Avenger and Trash stare at each other in the center of the ring. Trash starts to taunt the Avenger which results in him getting a hefty slap across the face.

Cole-The Avenger just slapped Trash in the face.

Tazz-That wasn’t a wise move.

Trash puts his hand to where he’s been slapped and gets an enraged look on his face. He runs at the ropes and comes back at the Avenger, connecting with a clothesline. As the Avenger goes to the mat, Trash again rebounds from the ropes. He drops a knee on TLA’s head.

Cole-Knee to the head by Trash there, and the Avenger isn’t moving to quickly.

Tazz-Of course not. Trash could finish this if he wanted too.

Cole-Well he’s opted not to as he’s raising the Avenger to his feet and applies that side head lock.

Trash holds the headlock for a few seconds as The Avenger gathers strength and starts to throw elbows into the ribs of Trash. He rises to face Mills before delivering a…..

Cole-Brain buster there by the Avenger. He going up top.

Tazz-Its way to early in the match to try any kind of high risk here. There’s no way he’ll connect.

The Lonely Avenger jumps, and as predicted by Tazz, misses as Trash rolls out of the way.
Trash gets back to his feet and runs to the ropes as the Avenger begins to rise. As he rebounds the Avenger ducks. Trash rebounds again and hit’s a stiff dragon whip. The Avenger is down and Trash again runs to the ropes, only this time delivers a running elbow drop the sternum of the Avenger.

Tazz-Trash going for the pin here.

The ref drops to make the count.









ONE………

















TW……..

Cole-Not even a two count there. Its going to take more than that I do believe.

Tazz-Well considering the ref just counted and it was not even a two count, I think you’re right. Great detective work there Nancy Drew.

Cole-Sometimes I wake up and wonder if its worth it.

While Cole and Tazz are arguing, Trash has gotten up and so has the Avenger. They both lock up with Loneliness Himself getting the advantage. He whips Trash off the ropes and is jumped as Trash rebounds. Trash comes back and is met with a big boot from the Avenger. The Avenger then takes to the ropes and….

Cole-Leg drop there from the Avenger. You know, you have to wonder if Eagles is in the back watching this.

Tazz-I bet he isn’t. He’s rich enough he can pay someone to watch it for him.

Back to the ring as the Avenger picks up Trash and gets him in position for a Brain buster. He holds him there for a while to allow the blood to rush to the head of Trash.

Cole-Holy Crap he’s turning purple.

The Avenger drops him and delivers one of the most amazing Brain busters seen on TWO Stars Television.

Cole-The Avenger is going of the cover on Trash here now.

The ref again drops to make the count, as refs are wont to do.







ONE……











TWO…….









TH……


Tazz-Trash kicked out. Look at the heart he’s showing here. Way to go Trash.

Cole-Well he saved himself the lose there anyway.

TLA again picks up Trash and tries for another brain buster. He gets Trash up into position and……
Cole-DDT by Trash. What a counter there. That had to be a desperation move there.

Tazz-No its just smart wrestling by Trash. No way he can lose to the Lone Ranger.

Both men are on the ground. Trash begins to rise albeit a bit slowly. He stands and makes his way to a corner. TLA gets to his feet and Trash charges and super kicks The Avenger. The Avenger is down again as Trash mounts and climbs the turnbuckle.

Cole-What’s Trash doing…..

Tazz- I have a feeling we’re about to find out.

The Avenger again rises and Trash leaps. As Trash is about to impact with TLA he is caught.

Cole-This doesn’t look good. I think Trash is….OH MAN!

TLA picks up Trash and delivers a devastating choke slam. Trash is on the ground and not moving to much. TLA stands over him and just stares a hole through the champ. Trash is just clutching his neck. The Lonely Avenger drops to make another cover.

The ref again drops to make a cover.









ONE…….











TWO…….




THRE…….


Cole-LONG two count there. He looks like he could be in a bad way.

Tazz-He’ll be fine. He’s the US champ. He’s just playing possum.

TLA lifts up Trash and cinches in a bear hug. Trash starts to writhe and howl in agony as The Avenger keeps putting pressure on his ribs and back. Trash is trying to reach out for something to save him from the hold, but Loneliness Himself keeps putting the pressure on.

Cole-Trash looks to be in trouble here. I don’t know if he can get out.

Tazz-He’ll get out. GET OUT DAMN YOU!!!

As the ref goes to check on Trash, he delivers a thumb to the eye of The Avenger. TLA drops him and recoils to hold his face. The ref goes to check on The Avenger, Trash drops and delivers a low blow.

Cole-WHAT A CHEAP SHOT!! THAT’S TERRIBLE. And he’s our US champ.

Tazz-That’s why he’s our US champ. He’s smart and he knows how to avoid losing. He is a good champ. I mean he’s still got the belt.

The Avenger is down and the ref looks to see what happened. Of course, he sees nothing, and just continues calling the match.

The crowd is booing at full volume at the actions of Trash. He turns and smirks to the crowd, who boo louder then previous, if that’s possible.

Trash scales the turnbuckle and delivers a devastating Asai Moonsault.

Cole-Not like this.

Tazz-Here’s the cover.





ONE…….






Cole-NO!!!












TWO……..





Tazz-YES!!










THRE……




Cole-KICK OUT!! HE KICKED OUT!!

Tazz-NO HE COULND’T HAVE! HE DIDN’T!!

Cole-He did and he’s not happy.

TLA is up with a second wind and staring a hole through a really frightened looking Trash. He lunges at Trash and grabs hold of him. He hoists him up and…..


Cole-THE PUNISHER!! PUNISHER BY THE LONELY AVENGER!!! Its got to be academic now.

Tazz-NO

TLA drops to make the cover…



ONE……








TWO………



Tazz-Please NO!






THREE


Ring announcer. And your winner by pinfall, THE LONELY AVENGER!!!!
As the Avenger stands up and as the ref raises his arm you can hear him say “You’re next Eagles”

Cole-He got him with the Punisher. After that it was all over.

Tazz-Who cares. Lets see something else.

Cut to a monkey riding a dog. I’ve seen it on Sports Center.

[TGO]

Back from a monkey riding a dog ad

Cole - And welcome back to X-Treme TV, We are at ring side getting ready for this tag team match up

Tazz - And what a match we have for you, Christopher Eagles and Barry Gower V The tag team champions Arkham and Retromark in a non title match

Cole - And who do you think Retromark is going to be this week ?

Tazz - I have no idea Cole

The arena goes in complete darkness. Then R.Kelly is heard over the PA. "Best of...Both Worlds. Whoo!" The lights go on and pyro shots off as Gower and Eagles strut out onto the stage, As the crowd starts booing and jeering them

Cole - The crowd don’t like them

Tazz - But they should respect them

Cole - Why ?

Tazz - They are the no1 contenders for the tag team titles and Gower is the no1 contender for King Holt’s world title

Cole - No he’s not, He never even showed up for the match

Tazz - He had plane trouble Cole, Now don’t start with this

Cole - I’m just saying

TC - Lady and gentlemen, This match is scheduled for one fall, Making their way towards the ring first, Weighting in at a combined weight of 553 lbs, From Re-Evolution, Please welcome “MDM” Christopher Eagles and “The Future” Barry Gower

The crowd continues with the fit of booing and jeering at Re-Evolution

Gower and Eagles are now joined by “The Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase as they walk to the ringside area

Tazz - There’s Ted Cole

Cole - Just as long as he doesn’t come over here Tazz

Tazz - Why ? Ted’s great

Best of … Both worlds fades out as Eagles and Gower await to see who Retromark will be this week

"Insane in the Brain" begins which indicates that the level of insanity is about to increase
Arkham walks out onto the staging, he smacks the side of his head a couple of times before walking down towards the ring, the crowd cheer as he approaches the ring
As he gets to ringside he uses the ropes to pull himself into the ring, he pulls on the top rope a couple of times as though testing that it's going to hold him and his opponent

TC - And they opponents first, Making his way to the ring weighting in at 320lbs, From The local insane asylum, He is one half of the TWOstars tag team champions, Please welcome ARKHAM!!!!

The crowd cheer Arkham as a turns around and starts waving at them

Cole - Arkham out here waiting to see who his friend will be this week Tazz

Tazz - Never mind Arkham, Gower and Eagles are waiting to see who he is

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The Stars and Stripes Forever kicks in as the crowd go wild and Arkham jumps up and down with joy

Cole - It’s Hacksaw Jim DugganMark

Tazz - And look at Eagles and Gower they are just laughing

HJDM- USA USA USA USA USA HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TC - And his partner, Weighting in at 210 lbs, From the US of A, He is the other half of the TWOstars tag team champions, Please welcome HACKSAW JIM DUGGANMARK

Dugganmark walks down to the ring 2by4 in one hand and the American flag in the other, As HJDM climbs the steps leading to the ring the crowd can be heard cheers and shouting USA, USA, USA

Dugganmark enters the ring, And Arkham jumps on him, Grabbing him and hugging him

Dugganmark places his 2by4 on the ring apron and flag outside of the ring as Nick Patrick calls for the bell

Ding, Ding

Gower and Arkham exit the ring leaving Eagles and HacksawMark in side staring at each other

Cole - Here we go Tazz

Tazz - Can Eagles get the better of the tag team champion Cole ?

Cole - Who knows Tazz

Eagles and HJDM lock up, And Hacksawmark get the upper hand by putting MDM in to a side head lock, Eagles pushes Dugganmark in to the ropes, Before MDM could push Hacksawmark against the other side of the ring, Dugganmark releases the hold and delivers a hard clubbing blow to the back of his head, Sending Eagles down to the mat

Cole - Retromark with a clubbing blow there Tazz

Tazz - It’s Dugganmark Cole, Not Retromark

Dugganmark plays up to the crowd as Eagles starts to get up holding the back of his head, Dugganmark see this and charges at him, But doesn’t see Gower has entered the ring and Gower meets HJDM with a hard clothesline send Hacksawmark spinning in the air before he comes crashing down hard on the ring mat

Tazz - What a clothesline by Gower there Cole

Cole - But Gower shouldn’t be in the ring Tazz

Tazz - Why ? He’s helping his partner Cole

Cole - He wasn’t tagged in

Tazz - So

Eagles now up as Gower leaves the ring, Eagles pulls Jim Dugganmark up and lifts him up for the slam

Tazz - Ha, Eagles just picked him up just to slam him back down again

Eagles starts stomping away at the mark before Nick Patrick stops him with a warning, With this Eagles tags in Barry Gower

Tazz - “The Future” is in Cole

Cole - And that’s not good news for Dugganmark

Gower stops HJDM as him try’s to get up with a huge kick to the ribs, This makes him round on the floor holding his ribs, Arkham is on the apron banging his foot shouting USA, USA, USA, This makes the crowd join in, The whole arena can be heard canting USA,

Gower goes over to Dugganmark, But is met with the stiff right hand to the gut, Hacksawmark now with some lefts and right straight to the mid-section of Gower rises to his feet, But is met with a right hand by Gower

Tazz - Gower back in control

Gower pulls Dugganmark over to his corner and tags Eagles back in, Gower and Eagles double team Dugganmark with a double suplex, Gower exit’s the ring as Eagles taunts the crowd who reply by booing him, Eagles picks him up again setting him up for a suplex

Cole - Eagles with a suplex Tazz

Tazz - Go on Chris right on his head, No, No

Cole Dugganmark has reversed it

With both men down Nick Patrick starts to count, But Eagles isn’t down for long

Cole - Look Tazz, Look at Dugganmark he’s near his corner

Gower runs in the ring but is to late, The crowd go wild as Arkham comes in knocking Eagles down, Knocking Gower down before playing up to the crowd

Eagles and Gower are back up but Arkham clotheslines Gower over the top rope, And hits Eagles with a big boot to the face before jumping up and down like he’s have fun

Cole - Arkham is loving this Tazz

Tazz - He’s never but a big …..

Cole - TAZZ

Tazz - Well he is

Arkham picks Eagles up and throws him against the ropes, As Eagles comes back to him Arkham lifts Eagles up into a sidewalk slam position and drops down with him

The crowd goes wild that Arkham is taking it to Eagles

Cole - Oh no Tazz

Tazz - What ?

Cole - Look at the entrance way

Tazz - It’s Mickhail Mills

Cole - What’s he doing here

Tazz - He’s come to watch his boys

Cole - So why cant he watch from backstage ?

Tazz - The same reason you like joining in Cole

Mills now at ringside starts cheering Eagles on, Eagles on his hands and knees looks up as Arkham kicks him with full force right in the face, Arkham goes to turn round but is met with a low blow by Eagles, The crowd let Eagles know what they think with a load of boos and jeering

Cole - Why’s Nick Patrick letting him get away with that

Tazz - Because he didn’t see it, Look his telling Mills to get down

Mills drops down as Eagles pulls Arkham up by the hair, Hitting him with a knee to face as he does so, Now Eagles throws Arkham in to the corner but the big man reverses and sends Eagles flying into the corner, Arkham jumps up and down before running at Eagles, But Eagles moves pulling the ref in the way at the same time

Tazz - Look at that Arkham has been killed Nick Patrick

Cole - Eagles pulled him in the way

Dugganmark comes into the ring as does Gower, Gower and Dugganmark fall between the top and middle rope as they brawl with each other

Tazz - Gower and Dugganmark are outside brawl Cole

Cole - That leaves just Eagles and Arkham in the ring

Tazz - Clever

Eagles and Arkham battle it out with the bigger Arkham gaining the upper hand, Mills jumps up and gets a boot to the face, Causing him to fall to the arena floor

Cole - Where’s Mills going Tazz

Tazz - He’s got a chair in hand

Cole - And what do you think he’s going to do with it Tazz

Tazz - I’m not going to answer that Cole

Mills rolls into the ring with the steel chair, Arkham sees him but as he turns around Eagles grabs hold of him

The crowd starts to boo as Eagles continues to hold Arkham telling Mills to hit him

Cole - Not like this Tazz

Tazz - Just hit him Mills

Mills lifts the chair over his head when all of a sudden there is a loud explosion and a green flame comes shooting out of the ring post and the light’s go out

The crowd goes wild over this but soon goes quiet as they hear the steel chair crashing against someone’s head

BANG! BANG! BANG! Three successive blasts detonate once more in the TWO arena, to be followed by two lightning heading for the TWOtron.

Then a message appears on the TWOtron


CHRISTOPHER EAGLES
IT ENDS
THIS SUNDAY
AT
HALOWEEN
HAVOK

Then the light come back on and Eagles is laying down, Blood pouring from his head, And Mills standing there in shock, The crowd cheer as Arkham sees Eagles down and Mills not looking, He grabs Mills from behind and throws him over the top rope into Gower and Dugganmark who are still fighting outside the ring

Tazz - Mills has just hit Eagles with the chair

Cole - I think he was aiming for Arkham though

Arkham jumps up and down as Nick Patrick starts to move, Arkham pulls the ref over and covers Eagles

After a short pause Nick Patrick starts to count


ONE……….

Tazz - Kick out


TWO……….

Cole - YES, YES


THREE……….

Ding, Ding

Cole - He’s done it, Arkham has pinned Eagles

Tazz - Thanks to Mills missing Arkham and the Lonely Avenger’s entrance

TC - And the winners of the match Arkham and Hacksaw Jim Dugganmark

Cole - So the tag team champions have beaten Re-Evolutions Barry Gower and Chris Eagles

Tazz - But not on there own

Cole - Eagles or Gower would take a win like that, So why not the champions

Dugganmark knocks Gower down before being joined by Arkham outside the ring as Eagles is still out cold, The champions hold the titles over there heads as the crowd cheer

Cole - What a match Tazz

Tazz - Shame about the ending

Cole - And we still have the main event to come

Tazz - Yeah, VVV & King Holt V Evil Gringo and Philip Martin Atken

Cole - Well we will be back after this break

Camera fades to a video about the vault

[Slim Jim]

And what a nice vault it is. As we come back from the "commerical brake" we see Slim Jim standing in a darkened ring (not any old ring, the TWOStars one to be exact). Next to him is a "20" foot high "steel" ladder.

Slim Jim: Man this place is giving me the creeps... you could say it's a little "Erie" [/cheap pop]. This is a ladder. A realllly big ladder. Slim Jim likes ladders. They are a symbol of climbing to the top. Something Slim Jim will no doubt be doing very soon. They also allow Slim Jim to do what he does best... and that is be the HIGH FLYIN... ELECTRIFYING... MAN... MYTH... LEGEND.... WOOOOOO... Slim Jimmy Jim. This Sunday at the Pay-Per-View Slim Jim is going to climb this ladder. At the top of the ladder will be the keys. The keys to two cars. A shiny, red Ferrari Enzo and a shiny, white Ford GT. If you hadn't guessed Mickhail Mills, Slim Jim is challenging you to the first ever "Pink Slip Ladder Match" at the Pay Per View. So this Sunday... September 18th... Haloween Havok... it's gonna be the "Untouchable" Slim Jim Vs the "Phenomenal" Mickhail Mills. It's been the most heated rivalry TWOStars has ever known and Slim Jim is getting his car back. Thankyou. Relax.

"Superstar" by Saliva hits the PA and Slim Jim leaves the ring to a chorus of cheers.

Cole: Oh my... a ladder match... for the two stolen cars... at the Pay-Per-View.

[MrFill]

We return to see Arkham dancing along the corridor, obvious happy with his latest victory. Once again the dancing his completely without rhythm.

As he rounds a corner he bumps into Sickness, the Dark Alliance man slowly swigs from his cheap whiskey bottle.

Arkham: Helly Mr Sickyness.

Arkham waves at the Sick One with a big grin on his face.

Sickness: Oooh, Mr Big Man thinks he's clever, getting the pin in a tag match.

Arkham: You watch? Me good. Jimmy Duggymark good. We beated Re-Evililyushun.

Sickness: Yes, I watched. You think you're so big and strong, but you're pathetic. I am the Ultimate King of the Ring.

Arkham: Ultimoot?

Sickness: Look Mr Big Man, you're nothing. I could beat you anyday, anytime, anyway.

Arkham: You not beat I when we beated you for the Taggy Titles.

Arkham grins and claps again.

Sickness: You got lucky. But you can't beat me again.

Arkham: Me can beated you.

Sickness: Prove it, sunshine.

Arkham suddenly brightens up as though he's got an idea.

Arkham: Halloweeny Havok. Me beated you then.

Sickness: Hah, you're on. I'll even let you choose the type of match.

Arkham: Ummm, let think, hmm, that not work, hmmm, not like that...

Sickness: Take your time.

Sickness takes another swig from his bottle.

Arkham: Yes, me gots it.

Sickness: Would you care to share?

Arkham: You wearing dressy last week, you funny - so bra and pantie match.

Arkham grins as the crowd explodes with laughter and Sickness' face falls.

Arkham: Me likey that, and even betterer idea - speshie guest reforee - Keith Jaxxy.

The crowd's laughter gets louder and several chants of "all right" begin around the audience.

Arkham: Weenie Havok, me's and you in good match.

Arkham dances away down the corridor as Sickness continues to look on with the horrified look on his face.

Fade to an updated HH line-up.

[Darkstar]

Back from HH line up.

Sickness is sat on a chair, his red leather miniskirt hitched up showing his suspender belt. The whiskey bottle is nearly empty. The sound of a door opening attracts the attention of the camera. We see Boyo framed in the doorway, a classy skirt suit and high heel combination complimented by a Gucci handbag.

Sickness: Mr Boyo....

Boyo: Mr Sickness. I think we need to talk.

Sickness looks Boyo up and down, the look of confusion at the added accessories. Boyo sees where the Sick Ones gaze is headed.

Boyo: If I am to be forced to wear something that is associated with the female sex then Im going to do what any gentleman would and make sure I look good! You on the other hand look like a cheap tart. Almost at home in this crappy city! *a loud chorus of boos can be heard from the fans at ringside*

Sickness: I have a willy!

Boyos face is a picture as the crowd laugh at the almost random comment.

Boyo: Very good old boy. But Im a little worried about this weekend. You are a member of the Dark Alliance, the most feared team in wrestling today...so why the hell are you taking part in a bra and panties match? Are you trying to embarass me?

The camera fades out to a Main Event promo.

[Christof]

Back from the main event promo

The scene shows Championship advisor Dave Meltzer sat across the desk of TWOstars owner Darkstar in The Future's office. On the sofas behind them the three Individual title holders of TWOstars can bee seen.

The Incredible Holt and Violent Vinnie Vengeance are both seemingly calm, staring each other out. Tom Trash is frantically polishing his US title belt, trying to hear the conversation between the two power brokers

Meltzer has a considerable plaster strewn across his forehead.

DM: Now Darkstar I fully understadn your boys haven't got a thing for hitting me, but twice in two weeks, I mean come on

DS: I can only apologise Dave, you saw from the footage that no one could have predicted Gringo ducking

DM: No one - Darkstar I am the internet's Number one wrestling journalist, I saw it coming, I see everything your formulaic promotion dishes up to the viewers

DS: That begs the question, if you did foresee it, why the hell didn't you duck?

The Disciple tries to muffle his laughter, pretending not to hear the put down

DS: Now I presume you are here to discuss tonight's arrangements

DM: Well yes and no

DS: Yes and no?

DM: Yes, and no. Yes I am aware that Vincent and your World Champion shall be teaming up tonight and that I am the authorised ring attendant for the match. But no, that was not the reason for this visit. You see, I am seeing some potential in furthering the working relationship between yourselves and my client

Darkstar motions for Meltzer to continue

DM: I see that throughout the history of TWOstars, when your proteges are tied up you come to my client to get the job done. Something that my client has done on a regular basis for you.

DS: You mean by not winning a match until May right? (DS laughs to himself) Nah I'm kidding Dave, (Vengeance looks up) I know Vinnie is someone that takes pride in his work. Someone who likes to get the job done, ruthless, very much like the TWOstars Champ himself, and that right King

The Silent Destroyer looks up, looks across at Triple V in an appraising manner before grunting in the direction of the boss

DS: You see that, even the champ respects Vinnie. They may have been tearing strips out of each other last week but you know, there is a kind of respect that you can feel

DM: Well Darkstar I have to agree, Vincent (Vengeance looks over at Da Meltz) and I were only discussing earlier how much the pair of them are similar. Which brings me to my next point.

DS: Being?

DM: This Sunday I notice your World Heavyweight Champion is without a match. Now surely in the best interests of the company the champion should be getting a work out of sorts. So I was thinking, our two men have a lot of similar qualities and instead of giving Vincent that $350,000 bounty that he'd only spend on chains and trucks why don't you hand my client a title shot this Sunday?

King Holt and Triple V stare at each other, each looking into the depths of hell and beyond. The Champ extends his hand to Vengeance and the pair shake, their eyes never leaving each other

DS: I think that is your answer Dave. So send it all over that damn internet of yours, your client Triple V gets a title shot this Sunday in Colorado, wiat where is that damn pay per view. Ah never mind, who cares where it is, (rubs his hands together) now for a stipulation.

DM: A Stipulation?

DS: Indeed, Cage match, Hell in a Cell, Street Fight, we can't have Bra and Panties obviously (shudders)

TT: How about a "Your ass is Trash match"

DM: Honestly Paul, if you don't mind me calling you that, where did you get that kid?

DS: (laughs) Manchester Dave, legend has it they don't have an education system there

DM: Ah much like Canada then

The crowd can be heard popping in the background

TT: No wait, how about an I Quit match!

Trash laughs to himself at the stupidity of his suggestions, slaps Holt's arm, the Champ's expression hardly changing

DS: That could work

DM: It could?

DS: Yeah certainly, silence ends when either man can take no more.

Meltzer doesn't know how to take the TWOstars owner so simply stands up

DM: Riiiiiiiiiigggggggggggght, well in that case, we have a deal. Vincent. (Triple V stands up, Holt matches him, both starring) We shall see you all later, Vincent has some preparation to do before the match

Meltzer and Vengeance leave the room as Darkstar leans back, throws his feet up on the desk and laughs. His phone rings as we cut to a PPV match run down.

[The B-Man]

TWO Stars cuts to the following promo.

Keith Jaxx appears on the screen.

Jaxx: Helllllllllllo Boyzzzzzzzzzz.

*Some cheers from the crowd*

Jaxx: How you doing?

*More cheers from the crowd*

Jaxx: Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighhhhtttt!!!!

The Camera pans back and we see a big pink bed behind him.

Jaxx: Are you ready for some fun?

Crowd: YESSS!!!!

Jaxx: Are you ready to come in bed with Keith Jaxx?

Crowd: YESSS!!!!

Jaxx: Well waint no longer boyzzzzzzz, cause on Thursday 22nd of September you can to come in between the sheets as In Bed with Keith Jaxx has it’s very first show right here on Xtreme TV. TV is about to get HOTTER as the first guest will be none other than the TWO Champion The Incredible Holt.

The Crowd give a mixed reaction to the Champions name.

Jaxx: So Boyz, you are about to be penetrated with this HOT new talk show only on TWO Xtreme.

Keith Jaxx blows a kiss with big red lips being digitally projected toward the camera as the following comes up on the screen.

IN BED WITH KEITH JAXX THURSDAY 22nd SEPTEMBER

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[Evil Gringo]

Back from the Keith Jaxx moment the TWOStars camara cuts back in... in the Evil Gringo's dressing room, once plush and the definition of comfort.... now a janitors closet... but a slightly bigger one then usual...

Inside is the Gringo...

EG: Son of a *BEEP* essa... they took my dressing room and my plasma screen as well as my mamacita...

There is a knock at the door... Gringo opens it with caution....

EG: Oh it's you essa.... I'd ask you to come in but I ain't got room, the chico who showed me in said I can't move the mops...

Stood in the doorway is the Networks Mr.Atkien himself...

PMA: Now Mr.Gringo... about tonights main event... as you may have just heard the two men we are facing have agreed on a title match for this sundays PPV... A PPV that my network's pay as you go service is...

EG: Essa... cut to the point, we ain't got long.....

PMA: Well I was wondering if you would like to accompany me to my more, shall we say suitable rooms for a discussion on, how would you put it... err... strategy?

EG: Eh essa? You not speak Spanish, *** right now your English ain't to good jose...

PMA: Mr Gringo I know you had a bump on your head last week but please try and remember my name is not Jose... erm... I would I put this in Gringofied terms... Would you like to hang with me and my posse... err... and think over how me and you homes.... err... are gonna kick it tonight essa...

EG: Ahhh.... I see now homes! Si, Si... How we gonna let it go down tonight... ah homes your on my wave length now... just one question homes...

PMA: Yes Mr Gringo...

EG: My you helping me homes? I ain't never done nothing for you chico...

PMA: Oh but you have... you've given me something I crave for a while now...

Gringo raises his eyebrow...

EG: Que homes? You ain't on about anything freaky are you?

PMA: No Gringo... you've given me ratings!!! And tonight me and you will make a new Network record as we fight those overgrown apes... proving brains and insanity beats all!

EG: Oh right essa...

PMA: Well then... shall we?

Gringo and Atkien stroll off as the camara fades out.... the odd couple going to discuss what may lay ahead tonight as we fade out into a 'Don't try this at home package...'

[Rog]

Back from DTTAH to..........

Cut to backstage where a weedy looking bloke in a beret is talking to The Judge and Jordi Warner.

“OK for this next “promo” I want you to be real angry like you know grrr only not so camp, you get me?”

TJ: Yes I know I have done promos before.

“Yes that’s good but this time I want to see rage in those eyes, you want to destroy your opponent, body slam him, bend and twist him yeah?”

The Judge looks at Jordi who shrugs his shoulders.

“OK lets do this people”

TJ: Draven Cage! Last week you made your intentions clear, you want to take us out, well that was the first in what will be a series of wrong moves for you, because at Halloween Havok, you will find yourself before The Judge…..

JW:….Jury and Executioner, Draven Cage you want a problem? Well lets make a problem, because at Halloween Havok, Myself and The Judge will be taking your ass to school.

TJ: But this isn’t going to be no handicap match, No, that’s not how I get things done in my court, No, the contract has been signed and a suitable partner has been chosen, someone who jumped at the chance to be your tag team partner..

JW: Careful though because you don’t want to be doing much jumping at Halloween Havoc because we are taking this fight to the top of the arena, where no hired goons, the stupid reason this whole thing got started, can interfere.

TJ: That’s right, because at Halloween Havok, it will be The Judge and Jordi Warner facing you Draven Cage and your mystery partner…..in a Scaffold Match.

“OK that was good but this time can you make it a bit more shootish, you know complain about stuff, theres too many backstage egos? No? Dammit I know what Im talking about, I wrote for Nickelodeon”

Cole: That was weird.

Cut to Haloween Havok video

[Twig]

Back from Halloween Havoc video, we see Twiggie. He passes a dressing room and leaves a bright green flyer curled up between the handle and the door frame. Twiggie walks on and hands out some flyers to a group of network executives.

Twiggie: Save the rainforest. Here you go. Stop the unwanted destruction of our valuble resources.

As Twiggie passes, some of the execs gag. The others begin discussing what must have died, and how long ago it happened. Twiggie approaches a stage hand who is immediately stricken with a horribly shocked expression. Twiggie hands him a flyer and stops to talk with the man.

Twiggie: You see, this flyer here is for a save the rainforest benefit. *Twiggie leans in close* In actuality it's going to be one heck of a party, but all in all it's about stopping the logging companies, you know what I'm talking about?

The man maintains his shocked expression and nods his head vigorously. Twiggie leans back to a normal distance.

Twiggie: Good. Because although it'll be fun, we're going to tackle some tough issues. Did you know that the rainforests of our Mother Earth are being destroyed at a rate of 78 million acres a year!? That's as big as Poland!

The stage hand shakes his head.

Twiggie: That's 214,000 acres a day.

The man nods agreeing that that is a very lagre number, but implying that he would like Twiggie to go away. Twiggie remains oblivious to the mans subtle body language and continues

Twiggie: I mean, its just ridiculous! 149 acres a minute! Terrible, right?

The man nods, but again, with the same intent.

Twiggie: ... Two football fields a second, man. That's 2.4 acres. Its so not cool. So you'll be there?

The man nods in agreement, hoping only to get Twiggie to move on.

Twiggie: Great, see ya there!

As Twiggie turns he gives the stage hand a friendly slap on the back. The stage hands cheeks puff out and he gags not once, not twice, but thrice; before vomiting into a nearby trashcan. Twiggie walks down the hall handing out more flyers.

Twiggie: Stop the unwanted destuction of our natural resources!

Twiggie is stopped by an unnaturally persceptive Steve Romero.

Steve: So wait, those flyers are to promote a party-

Twiggie: Benefit.

Steve: Benefit, whatever. To promote a benefit about stopping the destruction of the rainforest, right?

Twiggie: Yeah. The logging companies use the wood for lumber, and paper, and stuff.

Steve: But, don't you think it's kind of stupid to waste our resources printing up hundreds of flyers so that people won't waste our resources?

Twiggie: ... I'm not following you.

Steve: You used paper to make those, right?

Twiggie: Well, recycled paper... 40% recycled paper.

Steve: Okay, but where did the other 60% come from?

Twiggie realizes Romero's point and immediately becomes irritated.

Twiggie: Look, at least it was done for a good cause. If you do your part, then the flyers I've printed will, you know, umm. Be made up for by, uh, by the trees that were, you know, saved... and stuff.

Steve: That's what gets me about you types. You're so busy convincing other people how to save the world, and you're just as wateful as they are!

Twiggie: HEY! I rode my bike here, mister!

Twiggie gets in the man's face and stares him down.

Steve: Oh, geeze. You don't believe in deodorant, do you?

Twiggie: It's bad for you, and I don't need it anyway. It's all about pheramone control, I got it covered.

Steve: Look, buddy. No you don't. You wreak! It's almost impossible to hold a conversation with you. God! In fact, I have to go.

Steve turns and walks away. Twiggie looks around and makes a fist with his free hand. He rushes up behind Steve Romero and delivers a hard blow to the back of the head. The man falls to the ground, grabbing his head. Twiggie continues on as if nothing happened, passing out flyers and leaving them in dressing room doors.

Twiggie: Save the rainforest!

Cut to Tazz and Cole as ringside

Cole: I don't much like the looks, or smells of this new addition to TWOstars.

Tazz: Well, Cole. I for one, am proud to have such an environmetally conscious wrestler here on Xtreme TV.

Cole: How? This man is obviously a hippocrite. He just wants to make himself look good.

Tazz: If he wanted to do that, he wouldn't be wearing those tie-dye t-shirts. He's a man of deep convictions, and I respect that.

Cole: Whatever. Stay tuned folks, we've got Violent Vinnie Vengence & King Holt vs Evil Gringo and Philip Martin Atken still to come, tonite.

Fade to In Bed with Kieth Jax preview.

[Christof]

Back from Keith Jaxx preview

Cole: Welcome back fans to another huge night here in Pennsylvania

Tazz: That’s right Cole, we are just 3 days away from a rocket buster, Haloween Havoc this Sunday and I for one cannot wait.

Cole: I agree with you Tazz and what about the news we heard just moments ago, that the two men that are due to tag together tonight will be facing off on Sunday in an I Quit match

Tazz: Well I am just excited at the prospect of King Holt and Triple V coming together tonight, for them to extend their friendly rivalry to the ring this week, well I can’t believe it

Cole: What I was referring to Tazz was the stipulation

Tazz: What about it?

Cole: Well explain to me if you will how The Incredible Holt and Violent Vinnie Vengeance can compete in an “I quit” match

Tazz: I don’t follow, both men are amazing athletes and more than capable as their respective pay fortitude to

Cole: That is not the point I was making Tazz. My point was that neither man talks. In the six or seven months of Twostars so far all we have seen from The Incredible Holt is at most a series of impassioned grunts that only Tom Trash can understand. And more recently Vengeance has become a mute, enlisting the help of Dave Meltzer to be his mouthpiece.

Tazz: True as that might be Cole, I’m sure neither man is a quitter so how the match will unfold remains to be seen, all I can say is that this Sunday is going to be a rocket buster

Cut to Havoc graphic.

Cole: This Sunday folks only on Pay Per View, Haloween Havoc is brought to you by Kwik Save No Frills Custard Creams and Tripe, the luxury food of the North.

Tazz: And with this match added to the card it promises to be one of the highlights of the year.

Cole: Now back to the action tonight folks, it’s time for us to handover to our colleague Tony Chimmel, who is waiting for us in the ring

Camera cuts to normal hard camera, Chimmel centre of the shot, referee Charles Robinson checking the ring ropes behind him.

TC: Ladies and Gentlemen this match is scheduled for one fall as is your Xtreme TV 30th week special, Main Event

The crowd pops slightly in anticipation

"Perfect Strangers" - Deep Purple starts to play as the figure of PMA emerges and starts to strut down to the ring, without the lovely Victoria

TC: Ladies And Gentlemen, weighing in tonight at 210 pounds and hailing from New York he is YOUR Entertainment Saviour, Philip Martin Akten.

Akten gets to the ring and acknowledges the crowd as the music fades and is replaced by Swamped by Lucana Coil as the crowd raise the roof of the arena

TC: And making his way to the ring, from Manchester England, he is the Mexican Sensation, please welcome, Evil Gringo

Gringo feeds up on the adulation and salutes the crowd from all four turnbuckles before high five-ing PMA and entering a discussion

The arena blacks out and a bright blue light shines down from above the TWOtron which covers the entrance ramp all the way into the ring
2 security guards appear and stand facing each other about 2 metres apart at the top of the ramp
The crowd’s buzz turns to a chorus of boos as "Violence Fetish" – Disturbed signals the arrival of the TWOstars TV champion

TC: And their opponents, entering first from Detroit Michigan and being accompanied by Championship Consultant Dave Meltzer, he is the TWOstars Television Champion, Violent Vinnie Vengeance
Vinnie slowly rises from the centre of the top of the ramp sitting chained to a sturdy iron chair and wearing handcuffs. Security guards release the chains.
At the beginning of the hefty music beat, Vinnie rises out of the chair and slowly walks to the ring, the 2 security guards following him
"VVV" is spelt out by a bright red light onto the ring mat (over the blue). Vinnie walks up the steps and stands in the middle of the ring facing the camera
The security remove the cuffs and Vinnie poses a wide chest spread, representing a feeling of release. As he does this, red flames burst from all 4 turnbuckles
Vengeance stares down his two opponents, seemingly not taking in the words of his internet savvy advisor.

The arena again goes black before “You don’t see the signs” by Marc B and Blade brings more boos to the arena. The tron is awash with green as TIH ignores the usual formalities and makes his way down to the ring in a manner and pace not usually associated with him.
The silent destroyer removes his belt before entering the ring and goes eye to eye with Gringo before the pair are separated by referee Charles Robinson. The light returns to the arena as both teams set about deciding who will start the match.
Meltzer holds the discussion seeing as Holt and Vengeance are both mutes and points to the fact that Holt as senior champion should take a back seat for the start. Holt nods and slaps Vengeance on the back in a manner suggesting they are on the same page.
Akten eyes Holt leaving the ring and tells the Mexican Sensation to leave it to him. The pair shake hands before Gringo steps onto the apron and start to gee up the crowd.
The crowd start to chant as Gringo claps – PMA – PMA – PMA
Cole: Well it’s Triple V and Akten to start this one off, of course Tazz fans will remember at home some of the battles these two had over the Television Title

Tazz: Remember, I’m still feeling it Cole! But in all honesty, despite Akten’s general demeanour he does put up a good fight, not good enough to keep Vinnie at bay but a pretty good fight

Cole: I would consider that a tad insulting Tazz, Akten was the first holder of the TV title and was a fighting champ

Tazz: Yeah but how many times did he cheat or bend the rules, that’s not the way to play the game

Akten and Vengeance lock up, a traditional collar and elbow tie up

Cole: You really do confuse me

Tazz: What?

Cole: Well here you are berating our Network Representative for doing what he has to in getting the job done and yet when say The Future use devious means or The Dark Alliance cheat to win you raise no objections

Vengeance uses his power to force Akten back into the ropes where referee Charles Robinson makes use of a five count, Vengeance backs away at three and invites Akten back to the centre of the ring to try again

Tazz: That’s different that’s why

Cole: Oh please!

Tazz: How about you quit whining and we get back to calling this match

The pair lock up again, with a similar result, Akten is back meeting the ropes and again Robinson breaks at three, this time however The Violent One doesn’t back away, he gives Akten a wry smile and then a cute slap to the face

The crowd Oooooooooo’s as Akten becomes a picture of anger charging back to the centre of the ring, once again going eye to eye with Vengeance

Cole: Now that’s just insulting!

Vengeance challenges Akten to try harder, with the pair just about to lock up the former TV champ stamps on the left foot of Triple V

Tazz: Hey that’s not on!!

Akten takes advantage forcing Vengeance back to the ropes this time and upon the orders of the referee releases his opponent.

This time Akten raises his arms to protest his innocence before delivering a stinging slap back to Vengeance who storms out of the ropes and straight into a drop toe hold from the Network Rep. Akten seizes the opportunity, launching an elbow into the small of the back of the Violent One before rolling him over with a casual pin attempt.

Cole: Early cover here from Akten, just a one count though as Vengeance powers out

The push up from Triple V lifts PMA back to his feet, the crowd firmly behind Akten as the demented figure of Vengeance charges, eyes filled with rage only to be met again with a drop toe hold

Cole: Vengeance’s anger seemingly getting the better of him here, playing into the hands of the team of Philip Martin Akten and the former TWOstars Heavyweight Champion of the world, Evil Gringo

The crowd cheers as PMA slaps Vengeance around the back of the head repeatedly before applying a side headlock, keeping his opponent on the ground

Tazz: You know, you should refer to Gringo as a one time TWOstars champ

Cole: How so?

Tazz: Well it’s plain for everybody to see that while Darkstar still owns this great company the so called Mexican Sensation won’t be getting anywhere near a title match contract, let alone his hands on the gold anymore

Cole: Well that may be your opinion Tazz but a person like the Gringo won’t allow himself to be held down for too long. He’s the kind of pugnacious character that will always find a way, as Violent Vinnie Vengeance gets back to his feet, trying to force the network representative to release the hold.

Akten maintains the pressure as Vengeance tries but fails to force PMA across the ring and into the ropes. The Disturbed One backs himself into the ropes and uses his momentum to release the headlock, this time PMA is heading into the ropes and back towards his opponent

Cole: Here comes Akten, ducking under a clothesline from the TV champ, he stops spins and is just planted by Vengeance with a powerful charging clothesline

Tazz: That reminded me of the legendary Stan Hansen there Cole, you probably won’t remember him though as he wasn’t a New Kid on the Block

Tazz chuckles to himself as Vengeance kicks away at the midriff of PMA before nonchalantly placing on foot on him

Cole: The arrogance of Triple V here as Akten kicks out after one

Tazz: That’s not arrogance Cole, that is a message, a message that Akten is not good enough to share a ring with him.

Vengeance drags Akten to his corner by a leg, PMA’s other leg flailing away unsuccessfully as the TV champ makes the tag to The Incredible Holt

The crowd jeers as the ever popular world champion strides over the top rope and admires the work of his team-mate, stomping away at PMA before being ushered from the ring by Charles Robinson

Tazz: Now this, this I would pay money to see, if there is one man that can sort that little bitch Akten out it’s my man, the big Greenie

Cole can be heard tutting but not responding to the profanity as Holt drags the dishevelled Akten up to his feet and presses him firmly back into the corner before delivering a stiff knife edge chop, recoiling Akten before delivering another that has PMA clutching his chest.

The champion shows no reprieve, forcing his forearm across the throat of Akten, his opponent becoming a shade of purple as Holt utilises a four count before backing out of the corner protesting to Charles Robinson of his innocence allowing Vengeance to continue the choke behind the referee’s back

Cole: Oh come on now! That’s blatant cheating there and the referee can do nothing about it!

The crowd jeer vehemently as the referee remains unsighted, forcing Gringo to enter the ring and attempt to end the cheating. He’s met halfway by Robinson who ushers him back to his corner under much protesting, allowing Holt and Vengeance to double team Akten much to appreciation of Meltzer on the outside. Vengeance maintains the choke, allowing Holt to charge his shoulder into the gut of Akten, driving more air out of his body.

Cole: This is such blatant cheating Tazz and referee Robinson is doing nothing to prevent it!

Tazz: Wow Cole, you must have been fun at school. How many times did you keep your lunch money?

Robinson finally turns round to see Vengeance stepped away from the corner on the apron and Holt pounding away at the midriff of Akten. Robinson questions Vengeance who raises his arms in innocence much to the annoyance of the crowd whom Meltzer berates with his Jimmy Hart replica megaphone

Cole: How annoying is that?!?

The Silent Destroyer drags Akten out of the corner by his neck and using he ropes Irish whips the part time superstar across the ring, just out of reach of The Gringo who tries to make a blind tag and straight into a big back body drop that elevates PMA high into the air.

Akten arches his back upon landing and reaches aimlessly out for a tag as Holt stands over him with a sadistic grin. PMA connects with a lame punch that just has the World champ look down with distain before hoisting Akten back to his feet before planting a knee to his gut, keeping the Network Rep under control.

Cole: Another Irish whip into the ropes from King Holt, Akten ducks under the clothesline and comes back with a flying crossbody, but he’s caught by the champ

The crowd nervously murmurs as Holt holds Akten with ease

Tazz: Now that is a place I wouldn’t want to be for too long, in this situation you are totally at the mercy of your opponent and when that opponent is The Incredible Holt you know that mercy is non existent

Cole: Backbreaker from The Incredible!

Akten arches before Holt drags his torso back up and applies an abdominal stretch, positioning himself with his back to Vengeance and Meltzer

Holt uses his free arm to fire short jabs into the ribcage of Akten who is reassuring Charles Robinson that he wishes to continue. With the referee distracted, Big Greenie and Vengeance manipulate the Champ’s position so that Vengeance can apply extra leverage to the hold

The crowd react with hatred to the antics of Meltzer’s protégé

Cole: Yet again cheating from the team of Vengeance and Holt

Tazz: Cheating, no Cole that’s just smart wrestling, gaining an advantage if you like (Tazz claps his hands)

Cole: You just killed a fairy

Tazz: What?

Cole: I said you just killed a fairy

Tazz: What the hell are you on about Cole?

Cole: You clapped your hands, you killed a fairy

Tazz: Clapping brings them back you idiot! Now can we get back to calling this match? Geesh! Fairies for crying out loud!

Holt gets bored and shoves Akten back down to the mat, tagging in his partner Vengeance who goes straight back to work, planting repeated elbows into the small of the back of Akten. A casual cover gives Vengeance a one count before he picks Akten up and sends him into the ropes; again Gringo misses with an attempted blind tag, Akten’s momentum feeds him to Vengeance and the Violence Bearer swallows him up and spits him out with a Tiltawhirl backbreaker

Cole: What power from the Television Champion, this could be all


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Shoulder up and Akten is out of jail with a two count. Tazz I’ve gotta ask you as a former wrestler, with all the punishment PMA’s back has taken so far in this match up what kind of shape will Akten been in as this match progresses

Tazz: Less of the former there Cole and what kind of dumb question was that anyway? Akten will be hurting inside, with his back taking the majority of the attacks he will be unable to hit any power moves or simple body slams and it makes him particularly vulnerable to a submission.

Cole: Well we could have just that here Tazz and Vengeance takes the legs of the former TV champ and turns him into a Boston Crab

Tazz: I’ve been in this move plenty of times myself Cole and I can tell you that even with a back at 100% this move is painful, right now Akten will be tearing up inside, his only salvation is trying to get to the ropes or hoping that Triple V gets bored

The camera zooms in on Akten’s face of anguish as he tries to use his elbows to inch closer to the ropes, the Violence Bearer thwarting him by taking steps back to the centre of the ring, looking over his shoulder to see PMA in pain the doesn’t see Gringo taking matters into his own hands, breaking the Boston Crab with a dropkick to the face of Triple V

The crowd go wild at the interference from Gringo as The Incredible Holt charges into the ring and is met with a missile drop kick that sends him back into his corner.

Cole: Here comes the Gringo, legal or not he’s going to play a part in this match!

Gringo scales the turnbuckle and starts punching away at the forehead of the Heavyweight Champ before Holt pushes him off. The Mexican Sensation shows off his agility by landing on his feet only to be met with the full force and anger of the Silent Destroyer who sends both himself and Gringo to the mat with a powerful clothesline that resonates through the arena.

Holt gets to his feet and brushes himself down before throwing Gringo to the outside, climbing over the top rope himself and jumping nonchalantly off the apron to meet Gringo on the floor. The pair exchange punches before Meltzer gets involved and distracts Gringo

Cole: Yet again the numbers game catches up with Evil Gringo; will he ever get a fair one on one fight?

Tazz: Well if he carries on picking fights with The Future I think that answer is obvious.

In the ring referee Charles Robinson is checking on the health of PMA so is unsighted as Gringo is levelled by the megaphone of the Championship Consultant Dave Meltzer as Da Meltz and TIH do a number on the former Future member

Cole: It’s all getting out of hand here in Pennsylvania!

PMA gets to his feet before Vengeance; the drop kick to the temple of the Violence Bearer seems to have pacified the attacking threat of the Television Champion. Akten bounces off the ropes and lands a kick to the gut of Vengeance before spinning Triple V around and motioning to the crowd for the nut shot

Cole: This could be all here Tazz is Akten can hit his patented Nut Shot

Akten takes a back lift and drives the leg through in the direction on the seemingly out of it Triple V

Cole: BLOCKED! Vengeance has caught the boot of PMA!

The look on PMA’s face is of total disbelief as Vengeance looks up, his face awash of fury and anger as he slams the foot down and levels PMA with a clothesline. He drags the carcass of PMA up from the mat and sends him into the ropes

Tazz: NO ESCAPE COLE! NO ESCAPE! I freaking love that move!

Vengeance pauses, seeing Holt slamming the head of Gringo into the steel steps ordering Da Meltz out of his business.

Cole: What’s going on here Tazz?

Tazz: I have no idea Cole; it seems The Incredible Holt is none too happy with Mr Meltzer for interrupting his beat down of Gringo.

Vengeance shrugs before dropping to his knees and casually covering PMA

Cole: This one is over


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The bell rings as Vengeance gets up to see his championship consultant on the floor, his forehead gash reopened seemingly from a shot from The Incredible Holt.

TC: Here are your winners, Violent Vinnie Vengeance and The Incredible Holt!

The TWOstars World Champion looks up at Vengeance, megaphone still in his hand, the pair stare at each other, anger filling their eyes. Referee Charles Robinson attempts to raise Triple V’s arm and gets shoved to the corner for his efforts

Holt shrugs, drops the Megaphone and makes his own way up the ramp, ignoring the boos of the crowd as Vengeance just stands in the ring, leaning on the ropes looking out, surveying the damage

Cole: Well Tazz they won as a team tonight but will these two men still be on the same page after they meet on Sunday night

Tazz: I don’t know Cole but I for one can’t wait to find out

Cole: See you on Sunday folks at Halloween Havoc!

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