TWOstars Xtreme TV 24 - August 4th

[Christof]

The following program is a post watershed production, it will contain scenes and storylines not suitable for children and some of the content may also be unacceptable to other viewers. This program may also contain strobe lighting effects.

'Carve me an Edge' by Fake Ideal starts to play as the XTV opening video plays. Images are displayed throughout the title sequence:

Draven Cage locking in the noose
The Judge charging down the ramp, sledgehammer in hand
The Million Dollar Man Chris Eagles counting a fist full of greenbacks
Tom Trash trashcanning another victim
Barry Gower leaving Fill for dead
The Dark Alliance being revealed
Keith Jaxx and Rico oiling TIH
Violent Vinnie Vengeance climbing the cage
PMA with a nutshot
Arkham dressed as Animal
The return of Jordi Warner
The leg drop of doom from Hulkstermark
The crowning of King Holt
Evil Gringo standing triumphantly on the top turnbuckle, belt in hand
Darkstar, dressed for business

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Capital Carnage Re Cap Video

Cage is still trying to fight the potential Super bomb and Gringo is up as Doan is screaming at Holt to put Cage down... Gringo moves to the apron whilst Holt lifts Cage up higher to avoid the punches DC is aiming at his head... Gringo springboards....

CRRRAASSSSHHHHHH!!!!

Cole: OH MY GOD! GRINGO JUST DEATH STAR PRESSED CAGE WHILST HOLT POWERBOMBED HIM RIGHT THROUGH OUR TABLE! ALL THREE MEN ARE DOWN!!!! CAGE COULD BE BROKEN IN HALF!!!

Tazz: My god right off the turnbuckle... what impact... we've got to see that again...

The replay screens whilst the crowd shout "Holy ****, Holy ****" Holt hoists Cage almost into a Last Ride whilst sat on the turn buckle... Gringo is on the apron and springboards in the air and the Death Star Press just as Holt jumps high off the turnbuckle and all three men go crashing through the announce table at speed....

Jack Doan has no excuse but to count both men down...

One....

Two...

Three...

Four...

Holt begins to stir and gets on his hands and knees...

Five...

Six...

Tazz: Wait a minute... Holt isn't helping Gringo up... He's just staring at him...

Seven...

Gringo is moving slightly... Cage is still out from the huge impact...

Eight...

Gringo is crawling towards Holt and has his hand on his tights...

Nine....

Cole: Gringo is up to a knee and is using Holt as a climbing pole, c'mon Gringo... for Mamacita...

T...

Gringo is up but Cage is still down...

en.....

Cole: My god! What a match, what a performance... Gringo has defeated Cage in a Last Man Standing Match! He retains!


Fade to black as Gringo stands upon the turnbuckle, belt on shoulder looking down at the carnage of Cage, the destroyed table and Holt standing there.. staring straight back...

The Amsterdam Arena erupts in fireworks shooting down the rampway before cracking around the roof above the ring. The camera spins nauseatingly around the arena, highlighting home made signs

"I WANNA BE THE MAMACITA"

"MY ASS AIN'T TRASH"

"I'M A MARK MARK"

"ERE LIVES ON"

"efedsthatsuck.rtf ONLY AT M1TCH3LL.COM"

Cole: Welcome fans to a sold out Amsterdam Arena! Welcome to another huge week of Xtreme TV! Welcome from myself Michael Cole and my broadcast colleague Tazz!

Tazz: Man I love this place

Cole: You're damn right there Tazz. TWOstars was last here for an amazing show back in April and the fans and our stars enjoyed it so much that we're back already.

Tazz: The atmosphere is great here tonight Cole, so much electricity in the air

Cole: Well that's no surprise after the pay per view on Sunday night broke all known attendance and revenue sales at Stamford Bridge. We'd like to thank our fans across the UK for making the show the biggest wrestling extravaganza in the UK since Summerslam 1992.

Tazz: And if that ain't enough we are just 17 days away from Summerslam Cole!

Summerslam graphic spins up onto the screen

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Cole: That's right Tazz; we'll be back across the pond in Toronto Canada for that one

Swamped by Lucana Coil blares out over the PA system to a more than mixed reaction from the crowd

Cole: And what a way to kick off this show tonight, the champ is here

The lights dim and the crowd buzz as Swamped by Lucana Coil booms through the in house speakers.... Brooding dark red and green lights flash and spiral around the ramp and ring and pyro explodes as the Evil Gringo emerges from the back, eyes full of rage, ready for war...

Tazz: Gringo came within a heartbeat of losing his title last night. If it wasn't for his buddy The Incredible Holt I very much doubt we'd be calling him the champ right now.

The Mexican Sensation makes his way down the ramp. A few paces behind him merging from the curtain we see the rest of The Future; Darkstar, US Champion Tom Trash and King Holt.

Cole: Well it seems all is well in The Future camp once more, Gringo is all smiles that is for sure.

The TWOstars World Champ is playing up to the crowd, stealing a sombrero from a fan before leaping up the steps and into the ring. He salutes the crowd with the belt before holding the ropes open to allow for his stable mates to enter the ring.

TC: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome the premier faction in TWOstars today, The Future

The new title meets a mixture of cheers and boos from the crowd; Gringo is now laying on the top rope, perched across the turnbuckle lapping up the Dutch crowd's adulation.

Tazz: I can't believe this Cole, why the hell would EG be playing up to these losers?

Darkstar commands a microphone from Chimmel before making his way back to the centre of the ring

DS: Last Sunday we here at TWOstars did what no other federation has been able to do since 1992. Last Sunday TWOstars achieved what many thought was impossible.

The crowd respond positively to Darkstar's rousing tone

DS: Last Sunday over 40,000 fans cheered, booed, cajoled, screamed as the competitors of TWOstars tore down, chewed up and spat out every record for wrestling events in Europe in the modern era.

Tom Trash applauds before checking his reflection in the United States Championship

DS: But oh no, don't think for one minute we are finished there. In 17 days time we present to you Summerslam from the Toronto Sky Dome. Just because the American's are too stupid to appreciate quality wrestling doesn't mean their neighbours have to miss out.

The Dutch public laugh at the American dig

DS: Now with Summerslam so soon I think it's only fair that we have an announcement regarding our main event.

The crowd pop huge in anticipation

DS: So without further ado let me hand the mic over to the TWOstars Heavyweight Champion of the World, the Mexican Sensation, Evil Grinnnnnnnnnnnggggggggooooooooo!

Gringo makes his way down from his reclined position and soaks up the crowd's reaction before taking the microphone from Darkstar. He slaps the World Title belt, passed across his shoulder before holding the microphone to his mouth

EG: Hola hombres and chicos all over Amsterdam

The arena pops

Tazz: Oh man that is cheap, Mick Foley would be proud

EG: So how'd all the mamacitas in the crowd like my victory last Sunday at Capital Carnage where I single handedly destroyed Draven Cage?

The crowd really get into Gringo, probably more out of dislike for the Scotsman than the champ himself

The camera changes its focus to The Incredible Holt, his eyes fixed on Gringo, fists clenched.

Tazz: Funnily enough I don't remember it being quite so convincing on Sunday

Cole: I'd agree with you there Tazz, what's more the champ seems to have forgotten some rather large details including the hand his buggy King Holt played last night in ensuring The Future held onto their belts.

Gringo turns to face the Silent Destroyer, realising his faux pas he corrects his stance before turning back to the mic

EG: Steady there essa, I've got something to say.

The TWOstars champ paces around the ring before turning to face his Future colleagues

EG: Over the last couple of months we've had our problems. I know while I've been seeing my Mamacita I haven't been giving you guys the support or friendship that a true champ should. I know that if it wasn't for you guys, especially you homes....

Gringo walks forward and slaps Holt on the chest in an appreciative manner

EG: That I could not call myself the TWOstars World Heavyweight Champion and we could not call ourselves the greatest wrestling faction in the world today.

The crowd starts to jeer Gringo, realising that his playing to the crowd was somewhat of an act.

EG: So at Summerslam I want to repay my dues to the team. At Summerslam, in Toronto Canada in front of all those inbred hockey loving inbred American wannabes I want to repay my dues to you guys, The Future

Cole: He can't say that about the Canadians!

Tazz: I think he just did Cole! And anyway, what are they going to do? Declare war? Yeah!

EG: So, I was thinking, I had this idea on the flight over. Main Event, Summerslam 2005, the Skydome, 60,000 fans. Why not give them a match between the two biggest stars in the wrestling world today.

The crowd again turn their allegiance, cheering Gringo's announcement sensing a big star coming to TWOstars

EG: Let's have a match that everyone wants to see. Let's have a match between the TWOStars World Heavyweight Champion Evil Gringo and his favourite Chico loco, the man of the moment, the royalty of TWO, King Incredible!

The arena erupts to a chorus of boos; the crowd were not expecting Gringo to announce a match against his own pall.

Tazz: Holt vs. Gringo! That's huge Cole!

Cole: Huge I'll agree Tazz, popular I think not

Holt looks Gringo in the eye before his face relaxes and a wry smile meets Gringo. The pair shake hands and bump shoulders, King Holt's power sending Gringo flying, albeit accidentally.

EG: So there we have it you drugged up reprobates a Summerslam match to be proud of, now let's leave this city before they legalise Trashmouthing!

Gringo laughs to himself as Swamped starts to play and The Future make their way out of the ring.

Drowning Pool - Tear Away forces itself across the Arena's sound system, almost drowning out the boos in an instantaneous reaction to the signature theme.

Tazz: Oh yeah! Business has certainly picked up here Cole!

Draven Cage strides purposefully down the ramp, his ribs taped from Sunday's pay per view match.

Cole: And here comes the man that many feel should be wearing the gold right now.

Tazz: I'm one of those Cole, DC had the match of his life on Sunday only to be screwed.

The Hangman marches around the ring and takes a microphone from Chimmel, he shows no fear and walks straight into the ring, standing eye to eye with Gringo before backing away to say his piece

Drowning Pool fades out

DC: So let me get this straight. You are telling me that the Summerslam main event is Pedro the Taco seller versus The Jolly Green Giant?

DC laughs at his own comment before his face returns to anger. King Holt is eyeballing him intently.

DC: The way I see it, if you two Jesses are gonne be havin a match then I want a piece of the action. Between you two I was screwed out of what was rightfully mine. I should be world champion and everyone in this pitiful excuse for a country knows it

Cage pauses for the crowd's less than appreciative reaction before proceeding.

DC: So seeing as I should already be the champ, I am going to invoke my rematch clause.

Gringo wears a face of shock and disbelief, remonstrating with Darkstar before the Hangman can continue

DC: You see hombre, unlike you; I've got a bit up here. You think I'd sign a contract without a return clause? Are there really any brain cells under that stupid hat? So that's right Old El Paso, Sunday 21st it will now be me, The Hangman versus you Pablo Sunshine, versus the 7ft Booger for the World Heavyweight title. And have no fear ya little bitch, this time you won't have any help when I lock in the noose.

Cage drops the mic but before he can back out of the ring the crowd's attention is caught by Ride the Lightning and Barry Gower making his way down to the ring with a microphone in his hand.

The Future of the Business stop short of the ring and makes a gesture for the music to stop before raising the mic to his mouth

BG: I'm sorry to interrupt the love in out here, but I heard you talking about the main event at Summerslam and I think you may have forgotten something.

Gower turns and gestures to the Titantron

Gower grabs the legs of The Judge and turns him over into the Texas clover leaf pressing his knee down in between the shoulder blades of The Judge.

MC: Torture Rack locked in now, this could be over.

Tazz: I think you will find that is the Torture Dispenser and Gower working the back well before applying the submission hold.

The camera moves close in to The Judge who is seen grinding his teeth to prevent the pain as he tried to get closer to the ropes.

MC: Judge trying to get to the ropes, Tazz.

Tazz: Just tap you son of a bitch.

Judge gets closer to the ropes and looks to grab the bottom rope, when out of nowhere DiBiase comes and pulls the bottom rope away allowing Gower to pull The Judge back to the centre of the ring.

MC: Son of a Bitch and the referee seen nothing.

Tazz: Seen What?

MC: DiBiase pulled the damn ropes.

A Few seconds more pass away before the Judge taps out to booing from the crowd.

DING DING DING

RA: Here is your winner by Submission The Future of the Business Barry Gower!!!!!

"Ride the lightning" hits the speakers as Ted and Gower head down the entrance ramp to booing from the crowd.

MC: Gower is the new no.1 contender and he cheated his way to victory here tonight.

Tazz: Barry did nothing wrong there, Cole. It was a great managerial decision by DiBiase.
BG: Now correct me if I am right, and I know I am, but that makes me, Barry Gower the number one contender for that title of yours Evil Gringo at Summerslam.

The crowd don't know how to react to this revelation. The hours of soft-core drugs are giving them trouble comprehending all the changes.

BG: So Toronto get ready because The Future of the Business is here and in Toronto on the 21st, Barry Gower will reach his destiny and become the TWOstars World Heavyweight Champion.

The crowd Ooooooooooo's revelling in the announcement, exciting increasing

Cole: Is he thinking what I think he's thinking?

Tazz: I think so Cole, from my notes it seems we now have Gringo vs Holt vs Draven Cage vs Gower for the title at Summerslam

Gets This Money by R.Kelly and Jay-Z drowns out the crowd's confused buzz as Chris Eagles makes his way down the ramp to join his Re-Evolution colleague. He asks for the mic from Gower whom obliges.

MDM: Wow, what an awful reaction from you buckwheats for the richest man in wrestling. Maybe I'll have Black and Mills come out here and teach some of you stoners a bit about respect.

Eagles laps up the chorus of boo's before returning to address Gringo

MDM: Now Barry, I know we're buddies, but before you arrived here in TWO, The Million Dollar Man here became the Number One contender for that piece of gold. It's been 3 months and I still haven't had my title shot. 3 months and I didn't even make the last pay per view. Well I've had enough. I'm the richest man in wrestling today and pay per view is where the fans should see me. So now its time for me to cash in. Summerslam Gringo, I'm coming for you, that belt will be mine at the end of the night and finally the gold will come to the Re-Evolution.

MDM backs away and explains off mic to Gower who seems to accept his partners point.

DS: Wait, wait, wait. You really think I am going to risk my champ with you three and all the entourages you have. No way, no chance. This is not happening, not at Summerslam, not ever.

The crowd boo as Gringo, Holt and Trash huddle, before Gringo approaches Darkstar with an idea.

Cole: Well it looks like Darkstar just spoilt his own party!

DS: Ok, I like that. At Summerslam we'll have a match that none of your little cronies can get involved in. A match so barbaric that six may enter and only one man walks out.

Tazz: No way

DS: A match so brutal that TWOStars will be remembered for years as the pioneers of Sports Entertainment. At Summerslam it shall be the TWOstars Heavyweight Champion Evil Gringo vs The Incredible Holt vs Draven Cage vs Barry Gower vs Christopher Eagles in an Elimination Chamber match for the World Heavyweight title.

The crowd goes euphoric with the announcement

Tazz: That's unbelievable Cole!

Cole: it is indeed Tazz but Darkstar mentioned six men and out here currently there is definitely not six.

Gringo steps up onto the turnbuckle to salute the crowd with his belt but is interrupted with Sad But True by Metallica blearing out across the Amsterdam Arena.

Cole: It's Banner, Brett Banner, what in the hell can he want?

Banner stands at the top of the ramp, absorbing the crowd's energy and adulation before addressing all those in and around the ring.

BB: Well those lot may not be, but I for one and happy to be here in Amsterdam

A huge pop for Banner

Tazz: How cheap

BB: The way I am seeing things, we have a slight mathematical problem here. An elimination chamber match for six and yet only five men in so far. So without further ado the sixth participant at Summerslam shall be...

DS: Hold your horses right there Brett. In my time as Owner, I've not see you even suggest you are main event quality

The crowd rip into the TWOstars owner

BB: I can't do much when people like you won't give me a chance

DS: Oh like that is it? Well lets make this simple Brett. You can have the final place at Summerslam. That is if you and your partner can survive tonight.

BB: I don't have a partner Darkstar, everyone knows the Brutal One does things on his own.

DS: Oh I know that Mr Banner, but for tonight if yourself and Draven Cage can't work together and survive the main event, you will not be going to Summerslam.

Draven Cage is going potty on the other side of the ring, laying into the ropes

DS: So to spell it out for you. Tonight in out main event we shall have an elimination tag team match. Brett Banner and Draven Cage vs The Future vs Re-Evolution. If you survive you get your chance. If not, no meal ticket for you.

Darkstar drops the mic and leads The Future out of the ring, forcing a gap between the Re-Evolution members as they make their way to the back.

Tazz: Can you believe that Cole? That's huge!

Cole: Nothing surprises me in this place anymore.

Cut to TWO shopzone ad.

[The Doctor]

We return from the TWO shopzone ad to a shot of the parking lot.

A huge tour bus pulls in, with the Razorburn logo on the side. The pounding of punk rock music can be heard from within.

Just the sight of the Razorburn bus solicits some boos from the vocal Dutch crowd.

Cut to inside the bus, and we see the band through a "herbal" smoky haze.

Volcom has his feet up on the coffee table and is sucking on a generously proportioned blunt. Empty beer cans litter the table and floor and ashtrays are overflowing with ash and nub ends.

Krane and Dave seem the worse for wear, and Ariana has curled up asleep/passed out in the corner.

Strangely, this scene gains a little pop from the crowd, almost as if they'd spotted a local landmark.

The band are gathered around a TV, where they seem to be watching the feed from the ring.

Volcom: Summerslam main eventer. Heh. I think not. Banner couldn't even get cleared to wrestle at Capital Carnage thanks to our... handiwork.

The men of the band allow themselves a smug, sadistic chuckle. The crowd boo and jeer their disapproval.

Volcom: You know what, though? I think Banner can *beep* this one up himself. He hardly needs our help to fail, now does he?

We're in Amsterdam, guys - and what does any self respecting band do in Amsterdam?

Take the night off, that's what!

Driver - oi! Turn this heap around - take us where the lights are red and the women are ready!

Krane and Dave roar their approval at this plan of action.

Tazz (v/o): Well, they sure didn't stick around!
Michael Cole (v/o): Good riddance to them is what I say!
Tazz: You can't blame 'em Cole - these musician types know how to party! They could teach you a thing or two!
Michael Cole: I'm sure they could. Don't go anywhere - we'll be right back with what is shaping up to be some night on Xtreme TV!

Cut to advert for Razorburn's new single "Brett Banner is a little b*tch".

[slimjim316]

As we come back to the arena the lights go out and "Superstar" by Saliva hits the PA. The Dutch crowd go wild as Slim Jim walks out onto the stage. Slim smiles and begins to speak as the crowd die down.

Slim Jim: It certainly is nice to be in Amsterdam again. I made a few "friends" last time, and *cough* it's good to *cough* chat to them once more. Now Slim Jim is here to make an announcement, a sad announcement, but one that must be made. Being in London the last few weeks has made Slim Jim a little homesick. I've been thinking about it, and have realised that Slim Jim's career is also going nowhere. So after Summerslam, I will be returning to London and leaving TWOStars behind.

The crowd boo.

Michael Cole: What~!?!?

Slim Jim: I know. Slim Jim realises it is time for a rest. I will return. That is a fact. Wether it's within a few weeks of leaving, a few months, a year... Slim Jim will return. I assure you this last few weeks of me being on the world tour with TWOStars will not dissapoint... Relax.

The crowd cheer as Superstar hits again and Slim goes to the back.

Tazz: So after Summerslam in Toronto Slim Jim will be leaving TWOStars?
Michael Cole: It seems so.

[Rog]

The camera returns to the backstage area where The Judge is seen entering the arena much to the delight of the Dutch crowd.

Todd Grisham suddenly darts across the camera microphone in hand.

TG: Excuse me, The Judge? Just coming off an incredible night that was Capital Carnage, we have not seen or heard from you since your defeat to Barry Gower.

The Judge pauses and stares at the ground momentarily before answering.

Judge: Last Sunday, yes, I got beaten at my own game, I asked Barry Gower to step up, and that is exactly what he did. I am I happy with the outcome? No. I am I surprised at how the outcome went down? Again no. Because Barry Gower is no fool, despite my other feelings of resentment towards him. I knew he would have someone to watch his back, when you deal with guys like Re-Evolution, all is not what it seems, and I paid the price of expecting those outside my system to adhere to my rules. But it has given me confidence Barry, and I want you to look me in the eyes and ask yourself could you really have beaten me without help? So when you enter that chamber of horrors at SummerSlam, I want that to feed in your mind, do you really belong there, do you have what it takes to survive, are you now suddenly in over your head? Because make no mistake, I don’t forget any injustice, and one day soon I a going to return the favour.

TG: Well, be that as it may, if I may ask you though, why are you here tonight at Xtreme TV?

Judge: You are asking me why I am here tonight? on the greatest show on TV, in one of the greatest cities in the world Amsterdam? (pauses to let the pop die out)
Well its simple although I have nobody booked in my court tonight, it is never out of session, but tonight it is I who must plead my case, excuse me I need to take care of it right now.

The Judge walks away from Grisham, the camera follows The Judge through the backstage area until he stops beside a figure who is talking on a cell phone. The crowd cheer as it is revealed to be Jordi Warner.

Jordi Warner: Riiight, I am going to have to call you back. (hangs up) Well, well The Judge. Tough break last Sunday.

The Judge: Yeah well, you cant win them all, maybe its actually a good thing, don’t get me wrong I want nothing more than to be the World champion, but in the Elimination chamber with those five guys? Nobody is ever going to be the same.

Jordi Warner: No doubt it should be an awesome event.

The Judge: Yeah…listen Jordi I am just going to cut to the chase here, two weeks ago, I know things didn’t exactly work out the way either one of us had hoped for.

Jordi Warner: (Laughs) Yes not quite.

The Judge: Listen, I just wanted to make sure that we are OK in all this; you know that kick wasn’t deliberate right?

Jordi Warner: Nah man, forget about it, Triple V… we all know you were looking to take his head off (holds chin) not mine.

The Judge: Well that’s good, the last thing I want to do is make an enemy out a guy I respect.

Jordi Warner: Hey, one of the reasons I came back to TWOStars is because of guys like you, because I know we can both get the business taken care off. So I will see you sometime down along the road, I know you got great things in front of you.

The Judge smiles and nods in acknowledgment before turning and walking away down the corridor.

Jordi starts to turn and leave also but stops, looks back and calls out.

Jordi Warner: Hey, maybe you were right! (The Judge stops and turns back to face Warner.) Maybe not competing for the world championship at SummerSlam is a good thing after all. (The Judge walks back to Jordi with a puzzled expression on his face.)
You see sitting in that damn office all these months, I guess I am feeling a bit of the old ring rust, so what I am proposing to you Judge, is my return to the ring as an active wrestler at none other than SummerSlam!!

The crowd cheers at this announcement as The Judge nods in approval.

Jordi Warner: And I want you to be my opponent!

The crowd grows silent as The Judge looks stunned for words.

The Judge: You want to wrestle me? At SummerSlam?

Jordi Warner: Damn right, a match where no bullsh*t politics come into play, no ridiculous post match stipulations, no gimmicks just a one on one match out of respect, just for the spirit of competition.

The Judge: ….I like the sound the that, OK your on! At SummerSlam it will be Jordi Warner making his return against The Judge! This is great, I have been waiting for months for an opportunity to bring the true core of wrestling to TWOStars, corruption free. Mr. Warner, I will see you at SummerSlam.

Jordi nods in approval and watches The Judge leave before dialling his cell phone with a pleased look on his face.

The camera returns to the announce table.

Michael Cole: What a huge announcement!

Tazz: And what a great match that should be Jordi Warner versus The Judge at SummerSlam!

Michael Cole: Both men ring generals, it should be an epic encounter, out of respect.

Tazz: No doubt Cole, because the Chamber isn’t going to show any respect to the combatants.

Miacheal Cole: Quite the night SummerSlam is shaping up to be, and we still have more to come here on Xtreme TV, in our main event a four corner tag team match!!

Cut to ad break

[Jimmy Redman]

Cut back from ad break. Cheers resonate from the distant audience, as Jimmy Redman is being followed by the camera backstage. He turns and stops by a door, entitled: "Philip Martin Atken: TWOStars Network Representative". The crowd pop as the door opens, and PMA himself steps out, TV Title belt slung over his shoulder.

PMA: Jimmy! Hello, how's it going?

Redman: Well, not too bad. But I need to ask a favour of you.

PMA: Sure, what can I do you for?

Redman: You were at Capital Carnage. You saw Trash steal that US Title belt. I had it won, until Gringo stuck his nose, and belt, where it didnt belong. Well I want that US belt, Phil. I want it bad. Those people *JR points towards the arena, and the crowd scream in approval* need a US Champion they can be proud of. I am SICK of The Future, and and damn sick of Tom Trash.

PMA: There's nothing I can do about that Jimmy. Not tonight, anyway. Trash is in the mainevent...

Redman: I know that. Thats why I want you to put us in the mainevent.

PMA: Us?

As soon as he utters the word, into view comes JR's long time tag team partner, Slim Jim. The crowd go wild at the prospect of them participating together tonight.

PMA: Well...I see. Seen as you have, lets say, unfinished business, with Tom Trash, one of the Champions of this fine company *the cheap pop works its magic as the crowd roar in approval*, it is my duty to ensure that you settle this dispute. And Slim Jim will be bowing out soon, therefore it is also my duty to see to it that these crowds see the most of Slim Jim, before he, regrettably, leaves us. *the crowd is eating this up* Done! You're both in the Mainevent!

Redman: Thanks Phil.

PMA: Not at all, I'm simply doing my job as the Representative to the Network. This is ratings!

PMA's face lights up at the prospect of the R-word. He goes back inside his office looking rather satisfied. Redman and Slim turn to face each other.

Redman: Well, that it. We're in.

Slim: Indeed we are, Jimmy. Slim Jim will enjoy going out of TWOStars in the best way possible.

Redman: Im sure you will. And Im sure Tom....Trash (JR almost spits the word out) wont know what hit him tonight! You know Slimmers, we're good together. Shame to see you go really. But just know, just because we as a team are coming to an end, doesnt mean The Prototype is slowing down. This *JR jabs at his own chest* Metalhead, will *bangs his head after each word* KEEP...ON...MOSHING!

JR sticks his tongue out and makes the "\m/" sign to the camera, before he walks away, also looking very pleased about things. Slim Jim turns to face the camera himself.

Slim: Jimmy man.....RELAX! *shakes head as the crowd laughs*

Cut to updated Mainevent preview.

[Dante]

Return from Main Event preview

The arena goes pitch black, then suddenly the words “Diamonds are Forever” are sung by a female voice.

TAZZ: What the-
COLE: Who’s this?

A pyro shower starts as a violin and piano accompany the female repeating the same words. A hooded figure emerges from backstage and walks through the pyro shower.

TAZZ: Snazzy intro! Can’t wait to see who this is!
COLE: I have to admit even I’m impressed!

The hooded figure, silhouetted by the pyro, raises his hands in the shape of a diamond. He breaks the diamond across his knee and an all too familiar guitar riff kicks in as the crowd erupts in boos.

TAZZ: He stepped it up this time! Wow!
COLE: And Mickhail Mills takes arrogance to a new level! Opera music?

“Marvelous Me” is now in full swing a Mickhail throws the hood off of his head and struts to the ring. When he gets to the apron, he slides on one knee after hopping up, and the bends over backwards into the ring. Mills grabs a mic and addresses the booing crowd.

Mills: Did you morons get any of that? Any bit of what just occurred? I just declared that I, Mickhail Mills, am not just the star, not a measly “Franchise”, but pro wrestling’s one man Dynasty.

The Phenomenal One spreads he arms and tilts his head back.

Mills: I am the diamond of this business that will last…forever!

The 19 yr old is now sporting his traditional cocky grin, but that is replaced as soon “Thanks for Nothing” kicks in. As the lighting hits and pyro goes, the crowd cheer as Dante emerges from the back and Mickhail shuts up. The ADM symbol is seen on the ‘tron. Dante walks straight into the ring, his eyes not leaving Mills’.

Cole-Well Dante sure looks determined here.

Tazz-You know I don’t think I’ve ever seen him look any different. I’ve got to hand it to him, he doesn’t seem to fear anyone or anything.

Dante walks to the middle of the ring still eyeing Mills. He looks at him and throws the guns as if he’s shooting Mills. Another pyro explosion rocks the building. Mills jumps a bit as the explosion goes, but quickly regains his composure.

Cole-It seems as if Mills isn’t quite sure what to make of this.

Tazz-Well he better figure it out. Dante has taken off the trench coat and this one is underway.

The bell sounds to confirm Tazz’ previous statement.

Dante stands in the middle of the ring and Mills comes over to him as they tie up.

Cole-Side Headlock there by Dante.

Mills drops to a knee. After a bit he starts to elbow Dante in the side to make him release the hold.

Cole-Irish whip by Mills, lets see what he can do here.

As Dante comes off the ropes he’s met by a stiff clothesline.

Dante drops to the mat and is immediately pounced on by Mills, who starts reigning blows upon him. As Dante covers up on the mat, Mills gets up and starts to pose to the crowd, who boo him with intense hatred.

Tazz-We’ve seen it before, and you should NEVER turn your back on Dante.

Cole- Right you are Tazz, we’ve seen what happens and it looks like Mills is going to experience it first hand.

Mills is posing to the crowd and doesn’t seen Dante coming up behind him. The Assassin spins him around and is met with a kick to the stomach. As he doubles over Dante picks him up and drops him with a thunderous power bomb.

Tazz-Man Dante just DRILLED him there!

Cole-Huge impact there.

With that Dante drops, and hooks the leg of Mills to go for a pin.

Cole-Dante going for the pin.

The ref drops to make the count.





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Tazz-Kick out there by Mills.

Cole-Not quite a full two count.

Both men stand, although Dante rises faster then Mills, and eye each other again.

Cole-Both men sizing the other up again.

Mill charges at Dante, only for Dante to deftly sidestep him at the last possible second. Mills comes charging off the ropes only this time The Assassin picks him up and delivers a devastating Tilt-A-Whirl Slam.

Collective Gasps from the crowd.

Dante again rises faster then Mills who is still writhing on his back in pain. Dante runs to the ropes and rebounds off just as Mills is getting to his knees, and they collide.....

Cole-BEAUTIFUL Shining Wizard there by Dante, and man did he light Mills up with that move.

Tazz-Boy that sure rattled Mills’ skull. He got his bell RUNG!

Dante pulls Mills to his feet he hoists him up and looks like he’s going for another power bomb. He’s about to spike Mills and .......

Cole-Man what a DDT there by Mills.
Tazz-That has to be a desperation move there. The Assassin was dominating him. Lets see if he can capitalize.

Mills goes over to a prone Dante and picks him up. Dante rises and tries to put on a hammer lock, only to be countered by Mills and hit with a release German Suplex.

Cole-German Suplex there by Mills.

Tazz-Looks like he’s going for a cover.





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Cole-Dante kicks out after about two and one fourth.

Tazz-Is that the exact measurement?

Both men rise and this time Dante is first to engage, whipping Mills to the rope. Mills rebounds off looking like he’s going for a Roaring Clothesline......

Tazz-HUGE Spine buster there by Dante, and man if he would have taken that clothesline, I don’t know if he could continue.

Cole-I got to agree with you there Tazz, we know how devastating that move can be.

Dante goes over to Mills and slaps on the Rings of Saturn. Mills face becomes a mask of agony. The checks on Mills and asks if he wants to submit and he shakes his head “NO” only to have more pressure applied by Dante.

Cole-Mills better submit before his shoulders get ripped out of their sockets, not to mention that damage being done to his back.

Tazz-Mills is a fighter, he’ll get through it.

As if somehow inspired by Tazz’s words Mill manages to get a foot on the ropes, and making Dante break the hold. Dante gets up and drags Mills to his feet as well, whipping Mills into the corner.

Cole-Hard Irish Whip there by Dante.

Tazz-Lets see what he follows it up with......OH, Stinger Splash by Dante and MAN he almost took himself out of the ring there.

Cole-Indeed he did.

Dante grabs a hold of Mills, who tries to hit The Assassin in the face. Dante, deftly deflects the blow, and delivers a kick to the stomach of Mills, who doubles over.

Tazz-TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!

Cole-Dante going for the cover here.


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Cole-Mills just BARELY kicks out there. He certainly looks like he’s in trouble.

Tazz-He better pull out something and quick.

Dante rises as does Mills, albeit a bit slowly. Mills tries to hit a short arm clothesline and is again sidestepped by Dante, who again kicks Mills in the stomach, and again doubles him over. He jumps into the air and........

Cole-Bloodwork there by Dante, and we know what comes after this. I think the end is near for Mills.

Tazz-Do you think about being near Mills’ end a lot?

Cole-I’m not even dignifying that with a response.

As Dante goes to the top rope loud boos are heard. Dante who is perched on the top rope looks about in confusion. The ref is on the ground checking on Mills.

Cole-WHAT THE HELL????

Tazz-That’s C2K. What is he doing here?

Dante lands on rather unceremoniously on his neck and shoulders after being pushed off the top by C2K. Mills, still groggy, is slowly staggering up, with a rather confused look on his face, oblivious to all that has occurred.

Cole-Why is C2K out here? He has no business interfering in this match.

Tazz- I wonder if this is payback for the berating he received from Dante last week.

Cole-Well regardless Mills is going to make the most of this.

Mills reaches Dante, drops and hooks the leg for the cover.





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Ring announcer-And your winner, Mikhail Mills!!!

The crowd erupts into thunderous boos. Dante, has now managed to rise to his knees. Mills is smirking confidently as he walks to the back. C2K is walking to the back as well. Dante locks his eyes with intense hatred.


Cole-That just isn’t right. Dante got screwed AGAIN.

Tazz-Well that’s the way it goes. You win some you lose some.

Cole-It still isn’t fair. There is now way he should have lost this match. He had the Killshot lined up. Mills was done.

Dante has risen to his feet and still hasn’t shifted his gaze from C2K. The only movement he shows is saying “You’re a dead man” to C2K.

Cut to advert

[Colin]

Return from Com. Michael Broke about tap dancing rats... or something, I wasn't paying attention, either were you.

"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple begins to play as out from the back swaggers the one, the only, the TWOStar's Network Representative, Phillip Martin Atken decked out, as usual, in a SPIFFING black suit, soon I will run out of words to put before black suit, by his side is the TV Championship and on his waist is Victoria Ramsden...

Err...

Other way around.

Cole: Well, this is a nice surprise didn't expect these two to show up tonight although I know Mr. Atken has been busy working backstage, and it's always nice to see the lovely Victoria Ramsden on Xtreme TV.

Tazz: Victoria Ramsden is the only thing worth looking at, the sight of that idiot Phil with a TWOStars Title continues to make me sick to my stomach.

Cole: And Mr. Atken continues his reign as Television Champion all thanks to you Tazz, all thanks to you.

Tazz: Don't remind me or I'll hurl.

Phil and Victoria stroll towards the ring, while Phil takes his time to shake as many fans hands as he can, the man knows how to suck up. Phil then jumps up onto the ring apron and holds the ropes open for Victoria, while trying to look at as much of her cleavage as possible. PMA walks over to TC and takes the MIC... WORD YO!

PMA: Well, that was quite the PPV we had on Sunday wasn't it. It seems like that Mr. Violence... Vegan... Voogu... what is it again? Anyway... he didn't quite live up to his name. I'm not saying he wouldn't have won if it wasn't for the help of my good friend Tim down there at ringside, but facts are facts and the matter of the fact is that for two PPV's in a row now, I have pinned Mr Viomati's shoulders to the mat for a three count. Now I've said before, you may not like my methods, and I apologise for them, but you see I do anything to win, and I take advantage of any chance that is open to me. Remember, it's not cheating if the ref doesn't see it.

Surprisingly the fans react to this with a positive cheer.

Tazz: There he goes, he just admitted on television that is airing around the world that he's a cheat! A no good cheat who doesn't deserve to wear that Television Championship. If it wasn't for that belt...

Cole: Yes, I wonder what would have happened if YOU didn't put that belt in the ring.

PMA: Of course, as I said, I might not have managed to retain if a good friend of mine, Mr. Tazzman hadn't been so helpful as to put the belt into the ring. Without him distracting Mr Vengeance, and without the beautiful Ms. Ramsden trying to help out in her own little, adorable way, I may have not had the luck that I did have, and I may not have left Capital Carnage in the LONDON LONDON ARE... oh errr... different company sorry *ahem*. I may not have left the PPV with this beautiful gold title, and that would have been a bloody shame, which, may I point out, is a shame of the worst kind. Even worse than the kind of shame you have when your wife walks into the bedroom where you're having sex with a hooker, only seconds later for your girlfriend to walk in too. True story, well Mr. Tazzman down there told me it happened to him anyway, and who am I to doubt that.

Cole: Is that true Tazz?

Tazz: OF COURSE IT AIN'T! Oh, forget this, I'm going to settle this right now.

Cole: Tazz, what are you doing, stay right here, you have a job to do.

However, Tazz doesn't pay attention to Cole, but instead takes his headset off, grabs a microphone from the timekeeper's table and walks up the ring steps and enters the ring, he tries to stare down Atken, but Atken just ends up with a smug smile on his face.

PMA: Oh hello, this is a nice surprise, ladies and gentlemen, it looks like joining us in this very ring at this very time is well known adulterer and the man who helped me retain MY Television Title at Capital Carnage... GET UP ON YOUR FEETS AND WELCOME, TIMOTHY TAZZMAN!

The crowd doesn't have much time to welcome Tazz however, as he swipes away PMA's microphone from his hand, which in turn causes the crowd to boo him... for some reason. Phil just smiles and goes over to pick up his microphone again.

Tazz: Alright Atken...

PMA: That's MR. Atken...

Tazz: To be honest, I don't care, I don't give a crap...

PMA: Hang on, hang on... can you have crap on live television these days? I hope if you can't say crap the censors are currently bleeping the use of the word crap, because I don't want the network to pay craploads in fines.

Tazz: WOULD YOU STOP BABBLING ABOUT YOUR STUPID NETWORK FOR ONE MINUTE!

This however, unlike the mic swipe, takes Atken back a little bit.

Tazz: I'm honestly sick of you waving your little Network around like it means anything. This is not the TWO Network Building, this is not the TWO Network, this is TWOStar's and no matter how much your little bit of power impressive people, I've seen through it from the start. The minute you arrived, I said that it was sad to see a good, smart wrestler turn into nothing more than a corporate suit, and I was correct. You certainly were a good wrestler back in the day, but your now living on former glory and Network power...

PMA: Corporate suit? Me? I'm shocked and awed but such a statement. You see Tazz, what you keep forgetting every time you berate me from that little commentary booth of yours, and don't think for a second it goes unnoticed, no no, I have to watched back the Xtreme TV shows so that I can file reports back to HQ, so don't think what you pull with others you can pull with me. What you keep forgetting is, I'm the same man, sure my role with the company has changed, I am no longer "raging against the machine" to coin an idiotic phrase, but am rather now a part of said machine, I'm still the same guy, I have the same knowledge, I'm in the same physical condition and I still know how to take advantage of every moment possible. Heck, you'd be singing my praises if I wasn't trying to do what was best for the company but rather for me. I see that as a good thing, it's the only part of me to change, apart from the fact I can now wear nice suits of course, but apart from that, I haven't changed one damn bit...

Tazz: You changed the minute you tried to suck up to these morons in the crowd every single time you pop out from behind the curtain.

You may have guessed, but the fans react rather negatively to this comment.

Tazz: The Atken I knew, the Atken I studied and the Atken I one day hoped to see in TWOStars was only ever in wrestling to make a name for himself, he didn't care about the company, he didn't care about the fans...

PMA: Blah blah blah, he was a badass, who gives a... can I still say crap? Oh I can! Goody! The Atken you knew is the Atken that stands before you, only he grew up, and now, he's your superior. Heck, you never knew me well at all in the past, I think Ms. Ramsden over here is a better judge of character than you. I mean, you were a monster in the ring weren't you, now look at you. Fat, out of shape... not to mention you have a slight waddle...

Tazz: Out of shape am I? Why don't I prove to you how out of shape I really am next week, and if I win, Vengeance gets one last shot at your Television Title at Summerslam, and this time, after speaking to him, I know he will make sure to destroy you.

PMA: So, what you're saying is all I have to do is to beat up the guy who's been talking crap about me behind my back for weeks on end to get that lumbering monster out of mine and Victoria's life for good? It's not exactly a hard choice chubby, you better hit the gym, because next week... it's on!

Cole: Wow, I've never seen this before in the history of TWOStar's, my broadcast partner actually CHALLENGED a real wrestler, not to mention our Network Representative to a match for next week's Xtreme TV. I never though that would ever happen in the history of TWOStars. This is certainly proving to be an interesting night.

Cut to Scooby Doo, because it rhymes with to.

[Evil Gringo]

Back from the nice Scooby Doo commerical (arrnaged by our network rep to boost advertising revenue no doubt...) we see a limo pulling up with the license plate FUTURE1...

It pulls up and out pops the driver eager to open the door... well he would if the Evil Gringo hadn't just arrived in shot and slapped him around the head...

Gringo: Hey hombre... beat it...

The driver scuttles back inside the limo and Gringo opens the door... to reveal the Mamacita, looking stunning in a black backless figure hugging dress and long blonde hair flowing...

Gringo: Mamacita... this essa get lost and take you the wrong way?

Mamacita: Rob honey... what have I told you about speaking like that?

Gringo: Mama... its how I talk... essa.. I mean.. just lets go inside...

Darkstar all of a sudden appears in shot...

DS: Who is this Gringo... she is one hot tamale...

Mamacita: I am Becki Moss... although I think you may know me as Mamacita for some reason (stares at Gringo)... You must be Darkstar, pleased to meet you... Now Rob, bags inside please...

Gringo: Sure Mama... I mean Honeybee...

The two stride off... Becki in the lead leaving Darkstar alone near the limo...

DS: He's getting soft ain't he... I wonder what will become of him at Summerslam if he carries on like this, I mean the World Title is on the line... We're gonna have to do something ain't we pal...

King Holt steps from the shadows...

Holt: GRRUUNNNTT...

DS: I know pal... only 2 more weeks... just remember the plan...

Cut to Summerslam advertisement...

[Darkstar]

Back from Summerlsam advert.

The screen goes to static for a second. Slowly the image of a crouching Sickness can be made out. The Dark Alliance monster is stareing into the camera.

Sickness: When I dream I dream of all the futures in the world. When I cry I cry for whats been around me. You cheered Retromark coming back on Sunday, you all cheered for someone who couldnt cope with the fact that he wasnt in the top performers section anymore. guess what, Retromarks a sellout, he didnt come back becouse anyone chanted 'We want dic...Retromark' did he? No, he came back becouse Darkstar offered a big payday for a 'surprise'.

Behind Sickness the wall is being lit up and it seems to be the chamber of a dominatrix.................we hope!

Sickness: Retromark and Arkham, two men who 'just want to be friends'. Bollocks! Two men who just want to take your hearts and money. I sweat for you, I bleed for you! How many times have I got injured in that ring to entertain you sons of bitches? Just over a week ago I got a grade two concussion in a hardcore match against dante and what happened? Did anyone praise what I did? Did anyone tell me how well I did? Not even the sad *******s sitting at their parents home, stuck in a bedroom in a pair of dirty boxer shorts, not even they could say anything nice. So guess what, **** you. **** you all! Arkham, Retromark, you became fan favourites by acting the fools and being 'kooky'. The Dark Alliance will quite happily live with being hated for being real, for doing what has to be done, for bleeding all over the world: all over your hearts and minds you selfish *******s.

Cut to DTTAH promo.

[The B-Man]

Back from the DTTAH promo and we cut backstage where we see Evil Grino walking down the corridor without his belt.

The camer pans around to the opposite end of the corridoe where we see Gower strolling down in the direction EG is walking toward.

BG: Hola, Essa. If it isn't Evil Gringo without his World Championship Title. That's a site you better you used to homes.

EG: Yo, yo. How the hell you think you are talking to me with your essa and tu homes. That is my way of talking homes, me. Evil Gringo.

BG: Evil? You know Evil spelt backward my boy is Live and nobody performs better live than I do. You better get used to the way you are now Gringo, because come next Sunday LIVE on Pay Per View that is exactly the way you will be walking out, without your belt.

EG: Is that so man. You think you can stand Gringo? You think you can stand 4 other men to contend with?

BG: Oh I can and I will and for your sake and everyone else's you better hope I am first out, cause there is nothing worse than a hungry animal being locked up then released.

Gower shoves past Gringo barging shoulder to shoulder before walking farther down the corridor. The Future of the Business then turns back around....

BG: Oh one last thing Gringo, I would be careful where you left your belt, you wouldn't want Holt getting ideas would you? hahahaha

TWO Xtreme fades to a Summerslam promo

[Boyo]

Cuts to a shot of the ring, Tony Chimmel is in the ring with a mic, “Insane In The Brain” by Cypress Hill kicks in and the crowd pops loudly.

TC: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the TWOStars Tag Team Championship! Making his way to the ring, Arkham!

The crowd pop again. Arkham walks bountifully to the ring with a silly grin on his face as the crowd reach over the barricades to touch him.

Cole: Now Tazz, Arkham has been on quite a roll these last few weeks on XTV. He’s been picking up some solid victories, and if he’s not winning, then he’s putting in some impressive performances.

Tazz: No doubt, Cole – Arkham is the victim of underestimation. Boyo has underestimated Arkham, and Arkham has made him a victim, haha!

Cole: Nicely put, John Steinbeck!

Tazz: Just tellin’ it as it is, Cole!

“Insane In The Brain” fades out as the crowd anxiously await what Retromark is doing this week…

Cole: Who are we going to see this week, Tazz?

Tazz: Hopefully not Colemark! Now Tazzmark I can dig!

The crowd look to the stage, there is no music playing…suddenly a dim voice can be heard through the dull noise of the crowd.

Huss!

Huss!

Huss!

Huss!

Huss!

The crowd pop quite loudly!!

Huss!

Huss!

Cole: What!?

Tazz: Ya kiddin’ me, right?

Retromark appears through the stage wearing a brown woolly body-rag.

Tazz: It’s Berserkermark, Tazz!

Tazz: Berserkermark!?

TC: And his partner…Berserkermark!!

BM: Huss! Huss! Huss! Huss!

The crowd pop as Arkham looks on with a look of joy on his face.

Cole: And look at Arkham, he’s overjoyed that Berserkermark is his tag team partner!

Suddenly the arena goes dark and “Climbing Up The Walls” by Radiohead kicks in, the words “Dark Alliance” appear in big gothic lettering on the Titantron and the crowd erupt in booing. Sickness and Boyo emerge from the curtain and walk down to the ring. Boyo is wearing his green wrestling trunks, white boot and white headband. Sickness is wearing his blood-stained white t-shirt, ripped denim cut-offs and big boots. There is blood dripping from his mouth.

Cole: There’s a couple of dark individuals, Tazz. Those two don’t endear themselves to the TWOStars fans, do they?

Tazz: Why should they, Cole? The Dark Alliance are the Tag Team Champions!

TC: And their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 451lbs, they are Boyo, and they are Sickness, they are the TWOStars Taaaaaaag Team Champions, The Dark ALLIANCE!!!

The Dark Alliance strut to ring, Boyo climbs up the ringsteps and wipes his feet on the apron. He then opens the ropes to allow Sickness to get in. Boyo then gets in the ring afterwards. Both Dark Alliance members climb turnbuckles to show their belts off to the crowd. Who boo.

Tazz: There they are, Cole; probably the greatest, the most classically pure tag-team in this industry in the last five years.

Cole: You could be right there, Tazz. TWOStars and the now defunct ERE has had some fabulous tag-teams, The Future, Arkham and Retromark, Badd Company and The Empire but perhaps The Dark Alliance are the most efficient, most traditional tag team of the lot?

Tazz: No doubt, Cole. Arkham and Retro are just starting out, The Future, Tom Trash and Holt are a natural team but maybe the best in TWOStars. In the ERE, we had The Empire; ManBeast Rhyno and Barry Gower, or Bazman as he was known then, and they were more of a faction. And then there was Badd Company, HBK and Fill. These two were two great individual wrestlers, very successful, and great headliners, but even Badd Company were beaten by The Dark Alliance when they met.

Cole : That’s not to say Sickness and Boyo can’t get it done on their own, either, Tazz. Sickness is TWOStars Ultimate King of the Ring, and Boyo was the ERE Intercontinental Champion.

“Climbing Up The Walls” fades out as the bell rings – {DING DING}- match underway. Sickness and Arkham to start it. A big “Let’s go Arkham” chant begins.

Cole: And this crowd are getting behind Arkham straight away, Tazz.

Tazz: Well Arkham has been the difference maker these last few weeks. He’s got the better of Boyo a few times. Boyo has looked very weak these last few weeks in the ring and it’s down to him underestimating the TWOStars talent. Yes, he was probably the best up-and-comer in the ERE, but despite ERE going on for four years and putting on 5* matches week-in, week-out, you cannot just walk into TWOStars and be top dog. You gotta earn it.

Sickness and Arkham go in for a collar and elbow but the bigger man, Arkham of course…wins the power struggle. He shoves Sickness into the ropes. The ref breaks it. Sickness looks at Boyo but Boyo gestures to Sickness to continue. The crowd boo.

Cole: And Boyo doesn’t want a piece of Arkham, Tazz…

Tazz: And who would blame him, Cole? Arkham has been dominant over him these last few weeks.

Sickness and Arkham go back into a lock-up but Sickness ducks and gets around the back of Arkham and tries to take the big man to the floor, but to no avail. Arkham backs into the challenger’s corner and squashes Sickness to a big crowd pop. Arkham looks at Berserkermark who says

BM: Huss! Huss! Huss! Huss!

Arkham makes the tag to BM and then, astonishingly easily, hoists Sickness over his head!

Cole: What awesome power this man has. Sickness looks like a rag-doll!

BM: Huss! Huss! Huss!

Arkham drops Sickness over the top rope and Sickness lands on his throat. The crowd pop as Sicknes is propelled into the ring, clutching his neck. Berserkermark runs the ropes a couple of times and delivers a running elbow followed by a quick pin attempt.



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Kickout!

Crowd: TWOOOO!

Cole: Sickness with a quick kickout and what a start from the challengers.

Tazz: Well how do you cope with this juggernaut Arkham, Cole? You get him outta the ring, get the smaller guy in. Berserkermark is in the ring and now the strength game is on a level playing field.

BM drags Sickness to his feet and delivers a knife-edged chop and looks to the crowd.

BM: Huss! Huss! Huss! Huss! Huss!

BM delivers another knife-edged chop and follows that with a powerslam. BM goes for another pin.



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Kickout!

Crowd: TWOOOO!

Tazz: You’re not going to get a pinfall just like that on that man called Sickness. The dude just doesn’t tap out or allow himself to get pinned. He’s one of the toughest dudes in this industry.

BM drags Sickness to his feet, saying “Huss!” all the time, and goes for a quick Suplex, but Sickness blocks it and counters with a small package.

Tazz: SMALL PACKAGE!

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THR-Kickout!

Tazz: Boy, oh boy, Sickness almost had Berserkermark, Cole!

Sickness gets to his feet first and repeatedly stomps on BM, and viciously. Sickness stomps and stomps away, on BM’s chest, arms, and head.

Cole: Look at that deranged monster!

Tazz: So what about Arkham, look at Sickness go!

Cole: You know what I mean, Tazz…

Sickness dives on the prone Berserkermark and locks in a hard headlock, gritting his teeth and a bit of spittle and blood coming out of his mouth.

Cole: He should be locked up.

Sickness drags BM to his feet and delivers a swinging neckbreaker to BM, but immediately drags BM to his feet, locking in a Full-Nelson.

Tazz: Wow, Sickness is allowing Berserkermark no time at all!!

Sicknes tags in Boyo to a chorus of boos and the jackass climbs to the second rope. Sickness still has the Full-Nelson locked in. Boyo leaps from the second turnbuckle, driving an elbow into BM’s head!

Cole: A Full-Nelson Skull-Buster by The Dark Alliance, that’s one of their classic moves, so simple, and yet so deadly. I see what you mean about their tradition and fluidity.

Tazz: They work tags quickly and double team you often, Cole. That means The Dark Alliance are a premier outfit.

Sickness still has the Full-Nelson locked in, and he then wastes no time in delivering a Boyo Bulldog; running up the turnbuckle and driving BM’s face into the canvas. Boyo goes for a pin.



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THR-Kickout!

Crowd: TWOOOO!

Cole: And Boyo, like a vulture, stalks his prey.

Tazz: A vulture he is, Cole, but Berserkermark has gotta be concerned. The famous “Road to the Cloverleaf” starts here.

Cole: “The Road to the Cloverleaf” is the famous series of spine damaging moves that Boyo uses…

Tazz: To soften you up for that dreaded Cloverleaf, Tazz!

Boyo drags BM to his feet and kicks him in the gut, BM keels over. Boyo sticks BM’s head in between his legs as if he’s going to do a Powerbomb. Boyo hoists BM over his right shoulder and keeps BM there so BM’s spine is over Boyo’s shoulder and BM is looking at the arena roof.

Tazz: Watch out, Cole…

Boyo drops to one knee and BM is bent in two!!

Cole: Barry Island Back Breaker! What an evil move by that jackass Boyo!

Tazz: This is what Boyo is all about, Cole. He’s methodical, he’s deliberate and he hurts people. Wrestlers like him are the worst kind to be wrestling against as their minds work many levels above everyone elses.

Boyo still has BM over his shoulder so Boyo stands up again and manages to get BM to rotate 180 so Boyo has him set up for a Running Powerslam…

Cole: Impressive show of strength by the Welsh Wonder, Tazz, but I bet Boyo’s glad Arkham’s not in that ring as Boyo has struggled to lift the big man onto his shoulders, and his shoulders form the basis for a lot of his moves.

Tazz: Like I said earlier, Cole – get the big man out and the little man in. Especially if that big man is that insane hunk o’muscle!

Boyo runs forwards and goes for a running powerslam, but alters his footing slightly, and plants BM’s spine over his knee! The crowd wince.

Crowd: Ohhhh!

Cole: SICKNESS BACK-BREAKER! Oh my God!

Tazz: The Dark Alliance have dedicated a move to each other, Cole. Sickness invented the Boyo Bulldog and Boyo created the Sicknes Back-Breaker. There’s a great deal of respect that these two men have for each other.

Cole: I don’t think Boyo respects anyone.

Tazz: But Sickness respects Boyo, and why not? Boyo is the man who invented The Darkness Falls move, that Sickness uses, and gave it to Sickness to use. Boyo is the man who invented the Annihilator Powerbomb, Boyo is the brains of The Dark Alliance.

Cole: And Sickness is the wildman. Look at that, Tazz.

A camera shot of Sickness punching himself in the face is shown and Sickness’ face is purple and swollen, all from self-harm.

Cole: And let me ask you this Tazz, how do you beat a man who does that to himself?

Tazz: I can’t answer that question, Cole, and it looks like no one can. Sickness is this years Ultimate King of the Ring!

Bak to the action, and soon after the Sickness Back-Breaker, Boyo gets Berserkermark in a reverse headlock and drops back, planting BM’s spine, yet again, over his knee.

Cole: BREAKIN’ BEACONS!! And a pin cover!






ONE!





TWO!




TH-

But the count is broken by Arkham who pushes Boyo off of BM, all the way across the ring! The crowd pop.

Cole: Berserkermark wasn’t going to kick outta that any time soon, Tazz. And let me ask you this-

Tazz: Ask me what?

Cole: Who do you think would win if Boyo and Sickness got in the ring? You say no one knows how to stop Sickness, do you think Boyo could?

Tazz: Tough question, Cole. I know they met once, at ERE’s Wrestlemania V but that match finished in a double KO because TWOStars’ own Tom Trash and Holt interefered.

Cole: And what a moment that was.

Tazz: But from what I remember from that great night, I think Boyo had the upper hand you know, Cole. One thing you gotta remember about Boyo is that despite his slight frame he has an intricate knowledge of wrestling and of hurting people. This man could make any man tap out, Cole. His style is simple yet deadly, and I think if he lead Sickness down the “Road to the Cloverleaf”, like he’s taking Berserkermark right now, I’d say he could make Sickness tap.

Cole: Well I guess we’ll never find out

Tazz: Of course we won’t Cole, this is the Dark Alliance!

Boyo makes a blind tag to Sickness who gets in the ring and crouches in the Dark Alliance corner, behind Boyo. Boyo beckons BM to him.

BM: Huss! Huss! Huss! Huss!

BM runs at Boyo who delivers a 360 Tornado Punch!!




But BM ducks it!



And runs straight into Sickness who delivers a snap DDT. Sickness then locks in a cute STF in the corner. BM struggles against it and reaches for the bottom rope, and grabs it. Sickness waits until the count of four and three quarters before releasing the STF.

Cole: Berserkermark getting taken apart here.

Tazz: The Dark Alliance have isolated Berserkermark, Cole.

Sickness locks in a hammerlock on BM with his right hand, and with his left he grabs BM’s chin so the “huss!” spouting favourite is looking at the arena roof. Sickness kicks BM in the back of the knees so they buckle. Sickness then drops to one knee, planting BM’s spine over his knee with the hammerlock and chinlock still locked in!

Cole: And that’s a DARKNESS FALLS on Berserkermark by Sickness. And the more you see that heinous move, the more influence you can see that jackass Boyo had in creating it.

Tazz: Well it’s a Boyo move, Cole. Any move which targets the spine has roots in the brain of Boyo.

Sickness goes for a pin but Boyo instructs otherwise. Sickness looks at his tag-team partner and then both men grin disturbingly. Sickness tags Boyo.

Cole: What have these two got in mind now, Tazz?

Boyo Irish-Whips BM and when BM comes off the ropes, Boyo delivers a back body drop. Sickness, who is standing behind Boyo, catches BM and delivers a crushing-

Cole: ANNIHILATOR POWERBOMB! ANNIHILATOR POWERBOMB! THIS ONE IS OVER TAZZ!!

Tazz: MAH GAAHHHHD COLE! That move is immense!!

Boyo, the legal man, goes for a cover.





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TWO








THRE-

But BM gets saved by an onrushing Arkham! The crowd pop loudly for The Insane One!

Cole: And Arkham saves Berserkermark again! He’s been a real hero tonight!

Tazz: Arkham is chomping at the bit to get in, Cole!

The ref ushers Arkham out of the ring and simultaneously BM manages to build up a head of steam against Boyo, landing punches and the odd kick, out of pure desperation! The crowd rouse to this!

Cole: Look at the Berserkermark fighting back, Tazz!

BM: Huss! Huss! Huss! HUSS! HUSS!! HUSS!!!

But while the ref is still dealing with Arkham, Boyo delivers a poke to the eye of the adrenaline fuelled nostalgia duke. The crowd boo as BM holds his face.

Cole: Awww come on, a poke to the God-damned eye! The jackass does it every time!

Boyo Irish-Whips BM and goes for a 360 Tornado Punch but misses, BM comes back off the other ropes and goes for a running shoulder block but Boyo ducks it. BM stops suddenly, turns around and goes to land a haymaker of a punch on Boyo, who dodges it and attempts an elegant spinning roundhouse kick, but BM catches it and then follows through with a HUGE clothesline that sends Boyo crashing to the canvas! The crowd’s reaction is HUGE!!!

Tazz: What awesome action Cole, awesome counter-attacking moves, only seen right here on XTV and TWOStars!!

Both men are down and Boyo slowly begins crawling to Sickness.

BM: Huss…Huss...Hussss…..

Cole: Berserkermark looking tired Tazz, he’s desperate for a tag to Arkham.

Boyo is close to Sickness but BM makes a final leap and TAGS IN ARKHAM!!

Cole: ARKHAM’S IN THE RING! TAG MADE!

Tazz: Watch out, Cole!! This could get hairy!!

Boyo looks at Arkham closing in on him with a look of abject horror on his face! Boyo rolls out under the bottom rope to the floor outside, much to the crowd’s disgust, grabs both of The Dark Alliance’s belts and instructs Sickness to follow him backstage. Sickness follows, although he’s clearly up for a scrap.

Cole: And – what?! The Dark Alliance, lead by Boyo, are getting the hell outta Dodge. Boyo saw The Insane One enter the ring and didn’t want anything to do with him. You know what? I think Boyo is scared of Arkham!

Tazz: The Dark Alliance are just conserving energy, Cole.

Cole: Well The Dark Alliance, OUR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, are walking out of this match, they will allow Arkham and Berserkermark to win by count-out as they will not lose their titles, but this WILL count as a win for the challengers.

Boyo, from the stage area, starts beckoning Arkham towards him, posturing with his title belt. Boyo gestures to Arkham that he can touch his belt if he comes up to the stage.



Arkham quite happily walks up to the stage area. Boyo sneers.

Ref: 7




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9





10!!


{DING DING DING!}

Cole: No! That devious SOB!!

Tazz: Have they both been counted out?

TC: Ladies and Gentleman, this Tag Team Title match has resulted in a double count-out. The Dark Alliance are STILL the TWOStars Tag Team Champions!

The crowd boo loudly as “Climbing Up The Walls” kicks in.

Cole: I don’t believe this!

Arkham looks bemused. He doesn’t know what the hell has just happened! Boyo starts tapping the side of his head to denote “intelligence”. Sickness is laughing his head off!!

Cole: I do NOT believe the cowardice of that jackass Boyo, Tazz! He leads his tag team partner to walk out of this match and then when it transpires that this will count as a victory to Arkham and Retro, the SOB lures poor Arkham out up the aisle so both teams are counted out. Again.

Tazz: I don’t always agree with his methods, Cole – but in two title matches in a row, Arkham and Retromark have not managed to get a victory over The Dark Alliance!

Cole: Is that it then, Tazz? Have they blown their shot at tag team gold with Summerslam just around the corner?

Tazz: I don’t know, Cole. Perhaps The Dark Alliance are unbeatable?

Cole: This sucks, Tazz…

Fades to a “Best of The Dark Alliance” DVD promo, which is being released in time for Summerslam, hopefully.

[Christof]

Back from Dark Alliance promo

Cole: Well Tazz, what a night it has been here in Amsterdam

Tazz: Cole, words cannot describe how big this night has been. Elimination Chamber at Summerslam, man I can't wait

Summerslam Elimination Chamber Graphic encapsulates the screen

Cole: And speaking of the Elimination Chamber match don't forget folks Brett Banner has a chance to get himself into that match tonight if he and Draven Cage can function as a team in tonight's main event.

Tazz: I just hope for Banner's sake he doesn't have too much faith in Cage. The Hangman only looks out for one man and that's himself.

The arena suddenly goes black, the crowd murmur unknown to what is going on.

Cole: Is this a power cut or something?

Tazz: I don't know Cole but I'd like it if you didn't touch my leg like that

Cole: Oh please!

The arena continues to be held in darkness, the crowd becoming tense

Cole: Any idea Tazz?

Tazz: I'm out Cole, not the foggiest

A green lightning bolt hits the ring, provoking the ramp to light up green and the tron screens to distort.

Cole: What in hell is going on?

"You don't see the signs" begins it's known rift as the tron becomes a picture of green.

Tazz: I should have known it, look who it is Cole, the main man The Incredible, sorry King Incredible Holt

Holt steps down the ramp much to the derision of the crowd, which he ignores, maintaining focus on the ring.

TC: This match is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, from London England. Weighing in at 297 pounds he is the 2005 King of the Ring, The Incredible Holt

The camera focuses on one fan who is holding to the camera a homemade sign in black and green

I CAME TO SEE THE KING!

The silent destroyer ascends the ring steps and hurdles the top rope. He tests the ropes before circling the ring.

The arena returns to normality, the crowd already anticipating the arrival of King Holt's opponent.

Wild Boys from Duran Duran starts blaring across the arena. the crowd go wild.

Cole: So here we have it Tazz, the match that couldn't happen on Sunday due to Jaxx's car trouble.

Tazz: I hear he had an issue with a stiff clutch. (Tazz laughs to himself) Stiff clutch get it (more laughter) Oh forget it

TC: And his opponent from Quahog Rhode Island, "Wild Boy" Keith Jaxx

Jaxx does not appear at the top of the ramp, much to the confusion of the crowd, Tony Chimmel and referee Jimmy Corderas

Chimmel pauses as the music restarts, the crowd again show their excitement

TC: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome, Keith "Wild Boy" Jaxx.

No appearance again from Jaxx, the crowd start to chant WE WANT JAXX.

Tazz: So where is he Cole? You're a friend, surely you know where he is

Cole: I have no idea where Keith Jaxx could be Tazz, and for the record he is not a friend of mine

Tazz: Like that is it (Tazz nearly chokes laughing to himself)

Cole: Oh please, have some decency we're on national television.

Chimmel pauses and speaks to the TWOstars referee

TC: Ladies and Gentlemen, Keith Jaxx

The third call again fails to bring Jaxx out to the ring. At this point Chimmel is beckoned to the corner by a member of ring crew.

TC: Ladies and Gentlemen I have just been informed that Keith Jaxx will not be here tonight.

The crowd boo in reaction to this announcement before silencing for the ring announcer to speak

TC: I have been informed that Keith Jaxx has transport issues and will therefore not be taking part in tonight's match. Referee Corderas therefore declares The Incredible Holt the winner by default.

The crowd erupt in boos and Holt storms out of the ring and up the ramp, not evening waiting for his music to restart.

Cole: Wow, someone looks rather ticked off

Tazz: Hell wouldn't you be Cole? King Holt has so far had his match with Jaxx cancelled twice and surely it is not a wise move to make a man like Holt angry.

Cole: Well that remains to be seen, what a strange night

Cut to Summerslam ticketing info

[TGO]

We return from the SummerSlam ticketing ad to find The U.S Champion Trash hanging about backstage looking at his reflection in his title belt

Trash - Damn, I’m good looking

Back in the arena the crowd can be heard laughing

Tazz - What disrespect from this crowd tonight Cole

Cole - Well they have a point Tazz

Tazz - You can talk

Trash still looking at himself in his belt, When

Voice - Well, Well, Well

Trash turns round to see one of his opponents in tonight’s main event

Trash - Oh, Its you, What do you want Eagles

The crowd boo as MDM Chris Eagles walks in to shot

MDM - Looking at you, With you little U.S title belt

Trash - I know, Its good init

MDM - Good for you, Yes

Trash - And at SummerSlam, King Holt or Evil Gringo will be the world heavyweight champion

MDM - You think

Trash - I KNOW

MDM - Well, We will see Trash, IF I don’t win then Barry will

Trash - The Future will win ……..

MDM - Yes he might, But that’s IF I don’t

Trash - No, No, Not Gower, THE FUTURE

MDM - enough about Barry Gower, Hahaha

Trash - I never ……

MDM - Let’s talk about tonight, in the main event Trash, Barry and myself will beat all three of the teams, Slim Jim and Jimmy Redman, Draven Cage and Brett Banner and Yourself and Gringo the world champion

Trash - You wont beat the future

MDM - Trash, Don’t forget MATE

Trash - I’m not your mate

MDM - Don’t forget, I have beaten you before

Trash - That’s in the past

MDM - Oh, And one last thing, You keep looking at yourself in that title

Trash - I will do

MDM - You do that because Trash, One day I might come after you, And TAKE that U.S title away from you

As Eagles walks away, Trash just looks at Eagles and then at his belt and again at his title

The screen fades to Evil Gringo video

[Dante]

As we return from the Evil Gringo video we see a dark figure backstage, walking calmly, but with a purpose. We see a black coat billowing, and the crowd cheers as Dante turns around. Various crew members are milling about backstage.

Dante-Everyone listen up.

The crew members turn to regard The Assassin.

D-Who's seen C2K? Where is he?

The crew looks stunned and stands speachless.

D-I ask one more time for my patience grows thin. Where is C2K?

A crew member sheepishly steps forward to address Dante.

Crew Guy-He left. He left right after your match.

A look of intense hatred appears on Dante's face and the Crew man steps back in fright. Dante quickly regains his composure, however.

D-Thank you.

Dante takes off down a hall and sees a door. A frightening smile appears on his face as he enters the door. When the door shuts, the camera pans up to reveal a single name on the door. Darkstar

Cut to Summerslam promo

[Christof]

Back from Summerslam Promo

The camera shows the dressing room of The Future. Darkstar is at his desk, Holt lounges across one sofa. Trash is standing up, polishing his US title and Gringo is pacing. The World Heavyweight Championship is laying on the table between sofas.

TT: I can't believe that bitch, he wants this title, we'll he'll have to get in line. Anyhow his ass is trash

EG: Relax essa, he is just trying to get into your head. Larry Gower tried the same thing earlier. Trying to say that chico Incredible over there may not be on the same page as me at Summerslam

Holt looks up at the mention of his name and snorts a grunt before relaxing.

TT: I know buddy, we are the Future and no Future wannabe is going to try and split us up with talk of you walking away.

EG: That's right essa (beats chest). Now hombre lets get to the ring and show everyone why The Future is the establishment of the Wrestling world

Trash and Gringo leave the shot before Holt grunts, leaving the sofa, World Championship title in hand.

Gringo waits at the doorway as Holt stops them and places the title on the Mexican Sensation's shoulder before patting the title and sending his Future stable mates on their way.

The silent destroyer steps away, looking on as Gringo and The Disciple walk to the ring.

Cut to Capital Carnage DVD release info.

[The B-Man]

Back from the DVD promo and we cut to a shot of the ring

TC: Ladies and Gentlemen it is now time for tonight’s main event, which a 4 team tag team elimination match up.

The quiet intro to ‘Death of Seasons’ by AFI starts, and Redman's video starts playing on the TV screen, showing mysterious shots of a darkly dressed man, in various states of running, looking around corners and stillness (similar to Edge’s video).

TC: Introducing first hailing from Raleigh, North Carolina, weighing in at 240lbs. The Prototype Jimmy Redman.

MC: Well what a match we have for you right here, Tazz.

Tazz: Surely you mean for the fans?

MC: I meant all of you.

Tazz: No doubt about Cole the TWO’s best talent in display in this one and what a classic encounter it should be.

The camera moves backwards slowly to be engulfed in smoke. As the music kicks in, JR comes running out of the smoke. He pauses for a second to look out at the crowd, and then sprints down the ramp. he slides into the ring, and turns onto his back and does a nip up to stare straight into the eyes of his opponent, all in one movement. he then climbs the ropes, and poses with both hands pointing up (his trademark pose)

Tazz: What an extremely odd pose.

MC: Trademark pose, Tazz.

“Death of Seasons” fades out and the arena lights go out and are replaced by smoke and spotlights that figure-8 the crowd. Saliva by Superstar plays.

TC: And introducing his tag team partner from London, England, weighing in at 227lbs, SlimJim!!!

Slim runs to the ring knocking fists with the fans as the cheer.

MC: SlimJim as per usual wasting no time in getting down to the ring.

Tazz: Only another three teams to enter now.

Entrance: The arena goes in complete darkness as “saliva” fades out.

R.Kelly is heard over the PA. "Best of...Both Worlds. Whoo!" The lights go on and pyro shots off as Gower and MDM strut out onto the stage.

TC: And their opponents, representing Re-Evolution, weighing in at a total combined weight of 553lbs. MDM Christohper Eagles and The Future of the Business, Barry Gower!!!!

The crowd boo as Gower walks on with a determined look on his face as MDM is taunting the crowd

As they make their way to the ring MDM slides in a head of Gower who then jumps up onto the turnbuckle to another LOUD pyro being fired off.

MC: Another team enters the ring and these guys although they are in a faction are teaming up for the first time, Tazz.

Tazz: Both are great wrestlers, Cole so I should see that posing a problem.


“The Best of Both Worlds” cuts of as the lights dim and the crowd buzz as Swamped by Lucana Coil booms through the in house speakers....

Tazz: Someone not paying the Electric Bill?

MC: It’s part of the entrances.

Brooding dark red and green lights flash and spiral around the ramp and ring and pyro explodes as the Evil Gringo emerges from the back, eyes full of rage, ready for war..

Entrance vid= spinning, red radiation symbol.

Gringo and Trash walk out onto the stage to a loud amount of booing.

TC: Introducing next represnting The Future, weighing in a total combined weight of 387lbs, they are the team of Tom “The Disciple” Trash and The TWO Heavyweight Champion, Evil Gringo!!!

Both men walk slowly down to the ring where they are taunted at by both teams already in the ring.

MC: The Future being taunted, Tazz.

Tazz: They all have there eye on this team as they know they are a threat.

Swamped cuts off and again the lights go dim, and a noose appears on the canvas.

TC: Introducing next, from the 7th demenssion of hell, Draven Cage!!!

The crowd boo as DC makes his way to the ring, scowling at all who are in attendance....before sliding in under the bottom rope, walking over to the corner and sitting down with his hands hooked under the 2nd rope......

Tear Away cuts off and again the lights in the arena dim, dry ice seeps out from the entranceway and the ramp is bathed in eerie, deep blue light as Sad But True hits the speakers.

Tazz: This dimming lights business is going too far.

Banner is clad in a deep blue hooded robe (like Jedi/monk robe). He pauses on the ring apron, HHH like and pulls the hood back to reveal his cold, blank eyes.

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TC: And his tag team partner, residing in Birmingham, England, Brett Banner!!!

MC: Banner wasting no time as he walks briskly to the ring.

Tazz: It’s all on the line for Banner tonight, Cole.

MC: Indeed it is, his place in the Chamber at stake here.

The referee calls for the bell as it looks like Brett Banner and Christopher Eagles are going to kick things off as the rest of the teams go to their respective corners.

MC: Banner and Eagles to start things off and it’s hard to pick a team to win this one.

Tazz: No doubt about it, Cole. But I think I am going to call the team of Gringo and Trash, purely because they have tagged together more regularly than any other team.

Banner and Eagles lock up in the centre of the ring with a collar and elbow tie up with Eagles gaining the advantage by driving his knee into the gut of Banner. MDM grabs the right am of Banner and sends him off the ropes to the right hand side of the screen. The Brutal One comes back off the ropes ducking Eagles attempt at a clothesline, which allows him to take him into a full nelson and slam him down to the canvas.

MC: Full Nelson slam by Brett Banner as he gains the early momentum in this match.

Tazz: I think the people gaining the real momentum so far are those not in the ring.

MC: True that, they are getting to sit back and watch others beating on each other.

Eagles gets back up to his feet and runs at Banner ducking his attempt at a clothesline. Banner turns around right into a thumb to the eye by MDM.

MC: What a cheap shot by Eagles.

Tazz: Ahh the good ol’ poke in the eye. Great move when utilised properly.

Eagles grabs the right arm of Banner and whips him over the far right hand corner of the ring, the corner of which Gower is standing out on the apron.

MC: Banner not in the best of positions right here.

Tazz: I heard you and Keith Jaxx know all about positions.

MC: Excuse me?

Tazz: Never mind.

Eagles starts kicking away at Banner before tagging Gower into the action. BG steps through the ropes and takes over from Eagles kicking as he leaves the ring.

MC: The former Untied States Champion tagged into the ring now.

Tazz: He is also one of the six members that will be entering the Elimination Chamber in under three weeks time.

MC: Yes, Tazz. What a match that should turn out to be.

Gower pulls Banner away from the corner whipping him into the opposite corner which is occupied by Redman and SlimJim. Redman slaps Banner on the back for the tag which the referee acknowledges.

MC: Redman with the blind tag on Banner.

The Brutal One runs out of the corner straight in to an overhead belly to belly suplex by Gower who looks to follow it up with a pin only for the referee not to count.

Tazz: Why is the ref not counting?

MC: Banner is not the legal man, Tazz. What you deaf I just said Redman with the blind tag on Banner.

Tazz: Nobody else listens to you, Michael. You actually think I am any different?

Gower gets up to ask the referee why he is not counting with the ref pointing over to the corner where Redman and SlimJim are taking up. Gower turns around to look and is on the receiving end of a missile drop kick from Redman, which gains a slight pop from the crowd.

MC: And Gower is caught unawares.

Redman gets back up to his feet where he pulls Gower back up to a vertical base. The Prototype hooks Gower up and hits him with a fisherman’s suplex following it up with a pinfall attempt.

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Gower gets his shoulder up off the canvas causing Redman to bring him back up to his feet where he hits him with a neckbreaker before tagging SlimJim into the ring.

MC: Redman with the tag to SlimJim.

SlimJim comes into the ring and immediately grabs the legs of The Master of Pain.

MC: Slimshooter coming up.

Tazz: Has he lost all his marbles?

Gower grabs a hold of SlimJim and rolls him up into a pinning perdicimant.

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SlimJim kicks out and both men get back up to their feet with Gower moving in behind SJ and hitting him with a release German suplex before getting back to his feet and tagging Evil Gringo into the ring.

Tazz: Smart move there by Gower tagging the Champion in.

MC: That’s a smart move?

Tazz: Of course, it means Gringo will be more worn down come Summerslam.

MC: Well whatever the case he comes The Mexican Sensation into the ring.

As Gringo comes into the ring SlimJim gets back up to his feet turning around right into a knee strike to the stomach. The Mexican sensation then grabs the head of SlimJim and pulls of a picture perfect snap suplex.

Tazz: Excellent suplex by The Champ.

MC: Hook of the leg.

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Redman comes in to help break up the count.

MC: Redman saves the day but look out here comes Tom Trash now.

Tazz: This is going to get more Ugly than you, Cole.

Trash comes into the ring and begins exchanging rights and lefts with Redman as Gower and Eagles coming into the ring and going the same with Cage and Banner respectively.

MC: All hell as broken lose here, Tazz.

Tazz: At least you aren’t naked.

MC: That can be arranged.

Tazz: I’d rather you didn’t.

All of the brawls fall to the outside of the ring with the referee going to the outside to try and get control, whilst inside the ring Gringo hits SlimJim with a drop kick as he was getting back to his feet. Gringo then brings Slim Jim back up to his feet before lifting him up into a cross arm electric chair bring him crashing down to the canvas in a sit out motion.

MC: Shock Therapy.

Tazz: This team is gone, Cole.

Gringo goes for the cover but there is no referee so he begins shouting, seconds later the referee slide back into the ring to make the count.

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Three!!!

DING DING DING

TC: The team of Jimmy Redman and SlimJim have been eliminated.

We cut to a shot of Redman out on the arena floor with a frustrated look on his face.

MC: One team down and two to go until we have a winner.

Tazz: Indeed Redman and SlimJim are out of here and really they never had what it took to mingle with the big boys in this match.

Gringo raises his arms up in the air to celebrate only to be mere seconds later receive an elbow to the back of the head taking him down to his kness, curtsey of Brett Banner.

MC: Everyone back to their designated positions now as Redman and SlimJim make their way out of here and back to the locker room.

Tazz: An early shower for them, Cole.

MC: Indeed it is and with one team eliminated who looks most likely to win this thing now.

Tazz: Well as I said I don’t think they stood much of a chance anyway, so it’s still as I said at the start, Gringo and Holt to win this one for me.

Banner takes Gringo into a waist lock position where he looks to hit a German Suplex on the TWO Champion only for EG to block it off via the use of his left leg. The Mexican Sensation then hits The Brutal One with an elbow to the side of the head forcing him to release the hold.

MC: Gringo blocking off the suplex attempt and now heading toward the ropes.

Gringo gets to the ropes and jumps up springboarding of the middle ropes and catching Brett Banner with an elbow to the chest, which knocks him down to the mat.

MC: Springboard elbow.

Tazz: The Mexican Sensation is on fire, Cole.

MC: You best go throw some water on him.

Tazz: Very funny, Cole. You know if anyone else had said that it be funny but you, you just don’t pull it off, well maybe you pull it off in your ........

MC: Call the damn match will you.

Gringo gets back up to his feet and has a quick glance at the ropes before running toward them and springboarding back off them onto the stomach of Banner.

MC: Gringo with the Gringosault.

Tazz: This could be team number two gone.

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Banner gets his should up off the canvas, which causes Gringo to get back to his feet and tag Trash into the ring.

MC: Tom Trash now enters the action.

Tazz: Time to see some cruiserweight action.

Trash gets up onto the top rope and as Banner turns around he jumps off the top rope taking him down to the canvas with a hurricanrana.

MC: Nice move right there by Trash.

Tazz: What a way to enter the ring, Cole. You should be more appreciative of things like that.

MC: I said nice move.

Tazz: Nice, nice is something you call your mother for Christ Sake it was a great move.

MC: Ok great move by Trash.

Tazz: Well there is no point now.

Trash looks to bounce back off the ropes where he is tagged out of the ring by Christopher Eagles.

MC: Eagles tagging himself into the ring.

Trash turns around and begins arguing with Eagles, but Eagles just laughs at him as the referee tells Trash to get out of the ring.

Banner gets back up to his feet and turns straight into a thumb to the eye by Eagles, which causes Banner to move back slightly holding his eye.

MC: Oh what a cheap shot by Eagles.

Tazz: The cheaper the better, if Banner was good he would of seen it coming.

Banner turns back around to face MDM but instead walks straight into a superkick compliments of Christopher Eagles.

MC: What a superkick by Chris Eagles.

Tazz: Call the move right will you it’s called The Final Payment.

MC: Whatever this could be it for Banner.

Eagles hooks the leg of Banner as he looks for the cover:

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Thre..., Banner throws the shoulder up at the very last second.

MC: Banner somehow manages to get the shoulder up but Draven Cage was making absolutely no effort to get into the ring to save his partner.

Tazz: Well let’s be fair Banner is in that Elimination Chamber as well, so why would Cage want him going in there at 100%?

MC: Fair point, Tazz but tonight they are supposed to be partners.

Tazz: All’s fair in love and wrestling.

Eagles gets back up to his feet picking Banner up and driving him into the far right hand corner. Eagles then moves over and tags Gower into the ring to loud booing from the crowd.

MC: In comes the man who calls himself The Future of the Business.

Tazz: He knows he is, Cole.

Gower pulls Banner away from the corner and snaps off a vertical suplex on The Brutal One. Having kept the grip locked in Gower brings Banner back up to a vertical base where he hits him with a second suplex.

MC: That’s two suplexes by Gower now.

Tazz: And we are about to see number three.

Gower once again pulls Banner back up to his feet but as he lifts him up he manages to slide down off the back where he quickly tags Evil Gringo into the ring. Gower turns around and doesn’t realise that Banner has made the tag, but Banner quickly rolls out of the ring as a shocked looking Gringo enters.

MC: Gower and Gringo in the ring now.

Tazz: This should be interesting, Cole. We seen these two backstage earlier where Gower was winding Gringo up about leaving his belt near Holt.

MC: Indeed he did and you have to wonder how much that will have got to Evil Gringo.

Gringo and Gower lock up with a collar and elbow tie up with Gower taking Gringo into the corner to the near left hand side of the screen. The referee asks for a clean break, which he suprisingly gets.

MC: Clean break by Gower and I for one am surprised at that.

Tazz: You give nobody any credit do you?

Both men again go back to the collar and elbow tie up with this time Gringo getting the advantage and taking Gower into the same corner.

MC: Now will we see a clean break this time from Gringo?

Tazz: Of course we will.

The referee asks Gringo for the clean break, which he give as the two men again go back to the collar and elbow tie up.

MC: Both men just feeling each other out for the time being.

Gower again gets the advantage taking Gringo back into the same corner where for the third time the ref asks for a clean break.

Gower doesn’t give the clean break this time but instead rams his shoulder into the breadbasket of The Mexican Sensation.

MC: No clean break this time, Tazz.

Tazz: No there wasn’t instead Gower is using his power advantage and ramming those big shoulders into the gut of The Champion.

Gower pulls Gringo away from the corner where he lifts him up and sets him down on the top turnbuckle.

MC: A superplex in mind here perhaps?

Tazz: You could be right, Cole. That’s not often that happens, but you could be right.

Gower moves up to the second turnbuckle but Gringo fight him off by hitting a number of punches to the kidney area, which knocks Gower down of the turnbuckle and to the floor.

MC: Gringo manages to fight him off.

Tazz: He isn’t the Champion for nothing.

BG gets back up to his feet where he is hit by a missle dropkick by The Mexican sensation who then gets back to his feet and tags an unwilling Draven Cage into the ring.

MC: Gringo tagging Cage in but he doesn’t want to be in there.

Tazz: Cage wants to reserve his energy for the Chamber, Cole.

MC: That’ all well and good but he is scheduled to wrestle here tonight wether he like it or not.

Gower manages to get the tag to Eagles as he landed close to his corner after the dropkick by Gringo.

MC: Gower wanting no part of Cage.

Tazz: Well Gower is just thinking the same as everyone else, he wants to be 100% going into the Elimination Chamber.

Cage immediatly hits Eagles with a stiff kick to the mid-section before hitting him with an Irish Whip over to the opposite corner of the ring. Cage follows it up with a stiff clothesline before pulling off a snap suplex and following it up with the cover.

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MC: Near fall on Eagles.

Tazz: Near fall what match you watching he easily kicked out on the count of two.

Gringo attempts to come into the ring, which distracts the referee as Cage whips Eagles off the ropes, Eagles ducks underneath Cage’s clothesline attempt and turns back around hitting him on the chin with a devastating super kick.

MC: Final Payment, Cage could be out.

Tazz: But Gringo has the referee distracted.

Trash lifts a trash can out from underneath the ring punches it to dent it and tosses it up to Eagles who catches it. Gringo then stops intising the referee who then turns around and sees Cage on the canvas and Eagles with the Trash Can.

MC: What’s Trash playing at here?

Tazz: I think I know.

The referee calls for the bell and explains to the announcer what he called for it for.

TC: Ladies and Gentlemen The Team of Barry Gower and Christopher Eagles have been eliminated via disqualification.

MC: What?

Tazz: Haha, I don’t like it very much but it was smart.

MC: That’s insane.

Both Eagles and Gower look absoultely livid as they are told to leave by the referee.

MC: Either way we are down to the final two teams in this match.

Tazz: Yes The Future versus Cage & Banner.

Gringo comes into the ring and runs at the ropes springboarding off them landing on Cage’s stomach.

MC: Gringosault on Cage, this could be it, Tazz.

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MC: Banner making the save for his team.

Tazz: Oh please, the only person Banner was making the save for there was himself.

MC: You may be right, but none the less he made the save.

Gringo brings Cage back up to his feet and hits him with a series of knee and elbow strikes before sending him off the ropes. DC comes back off the ropes and ducks underneath The Mexican Sensation’s attempt at a clothesline.

MC: Duck of the clothesline from Cage.

Cage turns around as does Gringo who turns around straight into a Batista like spinebuster.

MC: Big time spinebuster by Cage, and now can he make the tag to Brett Banner.

Tazz: That took a lot out of both men and the referee has decided to count.

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Cage makes the tag to Banner just before Gringo makes the tag to Trash.

MC: Both men make the tag and here comes Banner and Trash.

Tazz: This could get nasty.

Banner knocks Trash down using a punch to the forehead as Gringo gets back up to his feet and runs at Banner only for him to also be taken down by a hard right hand.

MC: Banner fighting both men off.

Trash gets back up to his feet where Banner is able to grab his right arm and whip him toward the ropes to the far end of the screen. The Disciple comes back off the ropes where The Brutal one grabs him and hits him with a T-Bone suplex.

MC: What a suplex by Banner now as he looks for the pin.

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MC: Gringo breaking the count up.

Tazz: Trash got his shoulder up, Gringo was just making doubly sure.

MC: If you say so, Tazz.

Tazz: I do.

Banner brings Trash back up to his feet and sends him toward the left hand side ropes whilst he himself bounces off the right hand side ropes. Banner looks to come back off the ropes but Gringo hits him with a shot to the back of the head, which gains his attention.

MC: Cheap shot by Gringo.

Tazz: Cheap shot this cheap shot that. It got his damn attention didn’t it?

MC: Yeah but...

Tazz: Didn’t it?

MC: Yes.

Banner begins to shout back at Gringo but before he can get too many words out he is grabbed by Trash who turns him around and hits him with a thumb to the eye before following it up with an elbow to the face and an Irish Whip.

MC: Trash now with the momentum in his favour.

Tazz: It doesn’t look good here for Banner.

Banner comes back off the ropes where he is on the receiving end of a spinning heel kick by Trash, who then gets back to his feet and takes The Mexican Sensation into the ring.

MC: Trash tagging Gringo back into the ring, now.

Tazz: Sings of a great tag team right there, Cole.

Gringo comes into the ring and allows banner to get back up to his feet before whipping him off the ropes. The Brutal One comes back off the ropes straight into a running knee lift by Grino knocking him hard into the canvas.

MC: What a strike by Gringo using that running knee lift.

Tazz: That may have knocked a tooth or two out of Banner’s mouth.

MC: You could be right, Tazz in fact it looks like he has busted his lip open.

Tazz: You’re right Cole the blood just dripping out of Banner’s mouth and that is not going to be good for him.

Gringo tags Trash back into the ring before turning his attention back to Banner and applying a camel clutch on The Brutal One.

Tazz: Gringo just cutting of the oxygen supply of Banner now.

Trash bounces off the ropes coming back off them and hitting Banner with a baseball slide.

MC: That’s not going to help that bleeding mouth any.

Tazz: Too right it isn’t.

Gringo leave the ring as Trash brings Banner back up to his feet and whips him over to the corner being occupied by Gringo. Trash follows up with a clothesline and then once again tag Gringo back into the ring.

MC: Another tag by The Future.

Tazz: Great isn’t it?

MC: Not for Banner it isn’t he needs to make a tag and soon.

Gringo pulls Banner away from the corner and sends him off the ropes – coming back off the ropes Gringo drives a knee into the stomach of Banner, which causes him to flip over and land back first on the canvas.

MC: Hard knee to the gut of Banner.

Tazz: That’s not going to ease his pain any.

MC: No it’s not.

Gringo picks The Brutal One back to his feet and looks to hit him with a kick to the stomach only for banner to grabs his foot.

MC: This is a chance now for Banner.

Gringo jumps around on one foot for a few seconds before he lands an enziguri to the back of Banners head taking him down to the canvas. Gringo then looks to follow it up with a pinfall attempt.

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MC: Banner manages to kick out.

Tazz: And again Cage just stand and watches, Cole.

Gringo again helps Banner back up to his feet with Banner fighting his way back with a number of punches to the side of Gringo’s head. Banner then whips Gringo off the ropes with him coming back he hits him with a full nelson slam.

MC: Full Nelson slam and that’s taken a lot out of Banner to execute that.

Tazz: Indeed it did, Cole.

Banner crawls across the ring looking for the tag but Gringo manages to grab his leg to prevent it but Banner kicks The Mexican sensation away and Banner is able to get free.

MC: That’s it Banner now make the tag.

Banner looks to make the tag but Cage shakes his head and jumps down off the apron and heads toward the back.

MC: What the hell?

Tazz: Cage is leaving Cole that’s what.

MC: That’s not right.

Tazz: He has this planned all along, Cole. You can bet your house on that.

MC: What a son of a bitch.

Banner looks on as Gringo then looks to turn him around, having done so Banner ducks in round The Mexican sensation and executes a release German Suplex on the Champion.

MC: Banner still fighting on, Tazz.

Tazz: Well that just shows you how stupid he is, he could live to fight another day.

MC: He isn’t that sort of guy and you know it.

Trash comes into the ring and is quickly tossed over the top rope and out to the arena floor by Banner.

MC: I think you call that taking the Trash out.

Tazz: Oh Please.

Banner turns his attention back to Gringo only for him to turn right into a low blow, which the referee fails to see. Gringo then kicks away at the stomach off Brett Banner to booing from the crowd.

MC: Well what an obvious low blow by Gringo.

Tazz: If the ref don’t see it he can’t call it.

MC: He eliminated Gower and Eagles for something he didn’t see.

Tazz: True.

Gringo picks Banner up to his feet as Trash re-enters the ring with a trash can much to a loud a mount of booing from the crowd.

MC: Oh no, not this way.

Tazz: Take him out, damn it.

Gringo is holding Banner as Trash looks to ram the Trash can off Banner’s head but at the last possible second Banner manages to move out of the way causing Trash to smash the trash can right off the forehead of the TWO Champion.

MC: Wrong person.

Tazz: Damn it.

Trash turns back around and his hit with a spear knocking him out onto the arena floor.

MC: He has taken the Trash out again.

Tazz: Cole it’s not funny.

Banner pulls Gringo back up to his feet before lifting him up into a jacknife position where he brings him down into an f-5 like DDT.

MC: GAMMA BOMB

Banner quickly hooks the leg prompting the referee to count

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MC: It’s over!!

Three – The camera shows Trash trying to get back into the ring.

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TC: Here are your winners the team of Draven Cage and Brett Banner.

“Sad but True” hits the speakers

The crowd pop as Banner leaves the ring and Trash attends to Gringo.

MC: Well the ring announcer says team but Banner did this own his own despite being left to the dogs.

Tazz: Lucky, Cole. He got lucky.

MC: Either way he did it, be sure to join us next week for more TWO Xtreme I’m Michael Cole and this is Tazz, Goodnight.

The TWO Xtreme logo comes on the screen before the show goes off air.....