TWOstars Xtreme TV 23 - July 28th

[Christof]

The following program is a post watershed production, it will contain scenes and storylines not suitable for children and some of the content may also be unacceptable to other viewers. This program may also contain strobe lighting effects.

'Carve me an Edge' by Fake Ideal starts to play as the XTV opening video plays.

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Red, White and Green pyrotechnics fill the Cardiff International Arena as the camera spins, stopping momentarilly to view homemade signs

Cole: Welcome fans across the world to Wales, welcome to the Cardiff International Arena and welcome to Xtreme TV, I'm Michael Cole here with my broadcast colleague Tazz

The shot changes to Cole and Tazz, the graphic underneath Tazz reads "Timothy Tazzman"

Tazz: Timothy Tazzman, what the hell?

Cole: I have no idea Tazz

Tazz: Oh I do, that damn Network Representative has had an obbsession with calling me Timothy, he's better watch his back, I'll be out of retirement quicker than he can sa...

A huge pyrotechnic explosion occurs on the entrance ramp as the camera changes view, it's main focus the green smoke on the rampway as the arena suddenly darkens.

Cole: What the hell indeed Tazz, what could this be?

Tazz: Timothy.... DAMN IT

The opening rift of "you Don't see the signs" bellows across the arena as the tron becomes a plethora of greens, matching the green spotlights shining over the ramp

Tom "The Disciple" Trash, followed by The Incredible Holt make their way down the ramp, not acknowledging the chorus of boos

TC: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome your United States Champion, Tom "The Disciple" Trash and the 2005 King of the Ring, King Incredible

Cole: King Incredible, could he be any more cocky?

Tazz: Well Cole, how can a mute be cocky I'd never know, I like it, King Incredible, certainly beats Timothy

Trash storms across the ring, ensuring his US title stays firmly attached before snatching a microphone from Tony Chimmel

The music fades and the lighting returns to normal, a "TRASH SUCKS" chant starts to build

TT: Oh you lot can just shut the hell up, why the Romans didn't build a wall on the west of England I have no idea

The crowd boo the hell out of Trash, who just grins and mouths off to the front row before continuing.

TT: So enough of this Trash Sucks crap, I'm going to tell you of something else that sucks. Last week, last week sucked.

The crowd cheers, remembering the loss for the Future

TT: SHUT UP! Last week sucked! Last week that little freaky gender bender distracted The Incredible, denying us, The Future, the former Tag Team Champions the chance to chalk up another victory.

Holt stares at the crowd as the Welsh public continue to hound The Disciple

TT: SHUT UP! DON'T you wannabe shepards do anything that doesn't involve sheepish behaviour.

The crowd boo Trash as The Disciple turns to chuckle with his tag team partner

TT: Now back to business. Last week sucked even more because the man I beat for the United States Championship managed to get the pin on me, that's right Jimmy "The Prototype" Redman.

The crowd voice their support for The Prototype

TT: Yeah that's right, cheer all you like. Because this Sunday at Capital Carnage, I will put Jimmy Redman in his place, I will defeat him and prove that I am the best man in the United States division.

The Cardiff public react tepidly to the announcement of the title match.

TT: That's right and if that wasn't enough, King Holt will be making naother Pay Per View performance, putting an end to Keith Jaxx's gender bending ways

Trash drops the mike, swings his tiutle back over his shoudler and makes his way up the ramp, The Incredible Holt in tow.

Cole: Wow Tazz, that news is huge!

Tazz: Capital Carnage, I can't wait Cole!

Cut to King of the Ring DVD advert

[Darkstar]

Back from DVD advert.

Backstage Josh Mathews is stood preparing to interview Dante. The sight of the trench coat wearing warrior gets a decent pop from the fans in the arena.

JM: Two weeks ago Dante we saw you beat Sickness, one half of the tag team champions following a moonsault! Now thats not a move that we have ever seen from you, what gives?

DM: Sickness fought his way out of my Vampiric Embrace, and thats not something you see every day Josh! So I decided to take a chance. I did my homework, I sat down and watched videos of Sickness' time in ERE so I knew how badly he could be hurt by a moonsault! He was beaten by a girl and a freak becouse of that move, so I knew someone of my size could hit it better and come down harder.

JM: And tonight Sickness has been granted another match with you by the TWOStars owner Darkstar. *The fans boo as the boss is mentioned* How do you feel about that?

DM: How do I feel? Hell, bring him on. You see I messed up that psycho so badly that he didnt even have a match last week, so how does he expect to beat me this week?

JM: Well thats a good point, do you have any more tricks you can use for this match?

DM: Josh Mathews, I could tell you bu......

The camera swings round to show Sickness stood watching the interview, a rose in between his lips. As he bites down a thorn pieces his lip and a small trickle of blood runs down from his mouth before Sickness opens his mouth and the rose drops to the floor.

Sickness: Mr Mueller Rice, we have to fight, fight under the light of a thousand stars. I like the stars, they sing to me when I go to sleep. My mummy used to sing to me, but then the blackness came and I dont know what happened next.

Tazz: This guy really wierds me out Cole.

Sickness: Mr Drunkstar says tonight we can have toys in the ring and not be told off if thats Ok with you.

DM: You want tonight to be a hardcore match? You're on man.

Sickness: See you over the rainbow.

Sickness looks down and stamps on the rose, an evil gleam in his eye.

Sickness: A rose by any other name would smell like micro machines.

Sickness casually walks away as Dante and Josh look on in confusion. The camera angles down to point at the rose which somehow is uncrushed and intact!

Cut to Keith Jaxx advertising baby oil.......

[The B-Man]

Back from the Keith Jaxx Baby Oil promo and we cut backstage where we see The Incredible Holt on the table getting massaged by a rather hot looking brunette.

Tazz: Oh my.

MC: Oh my is right, Tazz. Look at the size of Holt.

Tazz: There is a beatiful women on the screen and all you worry about it is the size of Holt? Wha is wrong with you man?

MC: I was just saying.

Women: If you just bare with me Mr Holt I will be right back.

MC: Maybe she is coming to give me a massage, Tazz.

Tazz: In your dreams, Cole. In your dreams.

The door opens up again and in comes Keith Jaxx to a pop from the crowd.

MC: What the hell?

Tazz: What does he want, damn it.

Keith Jaxx lifts the baby oil bottle and begins squirting it all over Holt's back to laughter from the crowd and a slight groaning noise from TIH.

MC: He is just giving Holt a massage, Tazz.

Tazz: Somehow I don't think he would appreciate that.

Jaxx rubs in the baby oil to groans of enjoyment by the Big Greenie.

MC: He seems to be enjoying it anyway.

Tazz: Not as much as you.

MC: Excuse me?

Tazz: Nothing.

Jaxx again lifts the Baby Oil bottle up but due to his hands being slippy the bottle falls to the floor.

Tazz: Does Jaxx think somebody is behind him or something?

MC: What?

Tazz: You know the whole dropping the soap thing?

MC: You're sick.

The camera pans down to the Baby Oil bottle where we see a hand picking it up as the camera follows the hand back up to an eye level position where we see a shot of Rico, which gains a LOUD pop from the crowd.

MC: It's Rico, Tazz.

Tazz: What's he doing here, we don't employ him.

MC: Nobody does, Tazz. He is a free agent.

Rico: Let me get that for you hunney bun.

Holt shots of his table (No Pun intended) and his towel drop off leaving him naked. Rico and Jaxx point and gasp before quickly scurring away to laughter from the crowd and more groaning from Holt.

Cuts to commercials

[Boyo]

Cuts to a shot of the ring and "Ride the Lightning" by Metallica kicks in. The crwod boo loudly as Barry Gower emerges from the curtain and walks down to the ring.

Tazz: It's Gower, Cole!

Cole: I can see it's Barry Gower, Tazz, but what does he want?

Gower climbs in the ring as his music cuts out and he gets handed a microphone.

BG: (clears his throat)

The crowd continue their booing

BG: I SAID...Can I have a bit of hush!?

MC: No he didn't.

Tazz: Shaddup Cole!

BG: There you go, your entrance fees are now paid for. Barry Gower is IN THE RING!

The crowd boo loudly but Gower just smiles.

BG: Oh don't give me that. Who here came to see me tonight? Boo if you did.

The crowd go to boo, but then stop, confused! Gower chuckles.

BG: Idiots...

Voice: Eh-eh! Bawwee Gower! Who are you calling an idiot?

The crowd pop as Arkham is on the stage with a mic.

Cole: It's Arkham, Tazz.

Tazz: Are you telling me you get PAID for your observations, Cole?

BG: Look who it is...Simple Simon. Going to the fair, son? Or are you the Pie-man, tubby?

The crowd boo as Arkham looks on blankly.

Arkham: What does that mean?

BG: What does anything mean to you, Eugene?

The crowd boo loudly.

BG: Come down here you dumb-ass, I've got a present for you? You like DIY? You like Power Tools?

Arkham: Y-yeah!

BG: Well Uncle Gower's got a nice hammer for you! You want it?

Arkham: YEAH!

Arkham starts waddling down to the ring as Gower looks on with a sneer.

Cole: Someone's gotta stop this - Gower is inhuman!

Arkham gets to the ring and Gower beckons him closer. The crowd are booing like hell!

BG: C'mon, big fella, come and get yourself a nice hammer!

Arkham innocently trundles up to Gower who immediately dishes out a hard right to Arkham, the crowd explodes in booing. Gower Irish-whips Arkham and when Arkham comes back, Gower hoists him over his shoulders!

Cole: Oh no, oh no - Burning Hammer!

Tazz: IT'S HAMMER TIME, COLE!

Out of the crowd, The Judges comes into the ring and kicks behind Gower's knee. The Future crumples to the canvas and drops Arkham. The crowd cheers loudly!

Cole: It's The Judge! Thank God!

Tazz: The Judge has no business out here, Cole. This is between Gower and Arkham

The Judge starts stomping on Gower and Arkham joins in, the crowd are cheering this loudly.

Cole: And Barry Gower is getting what's coming to him, Tazz. He's always deserved an ass-kicking and now he's getting one!

Suddenly the crowd ERUPT with cheering as the camera quickly darts to the stage.

Tazz: What the-?

Cole: IT'S BOYO!!!

Tazz: Boyo!?

Boyo runs down to ringside to a deafening crowd pop.

Tazz: He's the hometown hero, Cole!

Cole: Boyo's getting cheered, this is so strange!

Boyo slides under the ring as The Judge gets to his feet to meet him. Boyo delivers a running 360 Tornado Punch

Cole: TORNADO PUNCH!!

Tazz: Mah GAHHD!!

The Judge is sent over the top rope by the force of the Tornado Punch and Boyo then grabs Arkham in a reverse headlock. Boyo then falls back, planting Arkham's spine over Boyo's knee

Cole: BREAKIN' BEACON!!

Tazz: Boyo's cleaning house! The hometown hero is cleaning house!!

Boyo just stands over Gower and helps him to his feet, and picks up the mic.

Boyo: Mr Gower, you're in BOYO COUNTRY!!!

The crwod EXPLODE with cheers!!

Cole: Wow, what a reaction!

Boyo: And in Boyo Country...

The crowd start a huge {BOYO! BOYO! BOYO!} chant

Boyo: ...we don't like to see ERE guys getting blindsided 2-on-1.

The crowd pop loudly because Boyo is talking, rather than for what he is saying.

Boyo: This is a favour from Mr Boyo. And in Boyo Country, you honour your favours so how about tonight...in the great city of Cardiff...

The crowd pop HUGE!

Boyo: It's BOYO!

HUUUUGE POP!

Boyo: And you, Barry Gower -

The crowd pop and boo.

Boyo: Against The Judge and Arkham, those two non-Welsh ingrates?

The crwod pop huge as the scene fades out

[Evil Gringo]

The action fades back in from the Capital Carnage promotional package and we see the Evil Gringo stood looking tense and irrate with Grish, the crowd pops a the sight of the Mexican Sensation and a small Gringo chat begins to break out...

Girsh: Gringo, I know your still not in the best frame of mind at the moment... but you requested this interview time... I was wondering, what is it that the Gringo has to say?

Gringo: First of all Grish... Can I get a holla from my Welsh homes?

Crowd cheers in approval... Clearly Gringo is a fan favourite tonight...

Gringo: Ahhh... Hey essa... looks like this is Gringo country too eh essa? Ah well, Grish, you know what Cagey did last week homes.. His attack on that fake ass chico? Well it got me thinking. It seems that hombre will do anything, go through anything essa to get his hands on me and the TWOStars World Title homes...

Grish: Well judging his action so far...

Gringo: Grish hombre... that wasn't a question you where supposed to answer... Here give me the mic and go away chico..

Gringo snatches the mic from Grish and pushes the announcer away...

Gringo:Your cramping the Gringo's style and wasting my time chico... Arriba, go, shoo... Right... Okay, now thats sorted lets get down to the point homes. Cage, I want you to hear this, I want you to digest my next message chico and understand what I am about to say means... This Sunday, me and you essa, Capital Carnage... Well I think the meeting is set but the stakes for me essa aren't high enough... You see chico I am a gambling man and I am already gambling my World Title essa, but I want something from you... and no its not a night with your skanky mule... I want...

Gringo pauses for a second to steady himself...

Gringo: Well what I want essa is something that you tried to take from my Mamacita, I want something Cage that I know there is only one way to get essa... I want your BLOOD! I WANT YOUR HEALTH! I WANT YOUR SOUL ESSA!

The crowd pops at the angry Gringo's harsh words... sensing a big announcement...

Gringo: And Cage, I showed you a glimpse of what I can do with your poor *BEEP* Pain, but now I want the real deal... Capital Carnage, me and you essa... LAST MAN STANDING! What you say to that chico? Wh...

Suddenly out of nowhere comes Cage armed with a sledgehammer... He drives it into Gringo's ribs from the side, blindsiding the Mexican Sensation... Dazed the Gringo falls to his knees, the wind driven from him... He tries to stagger to his feet but is caught with... THE EDLINGTON ELBOW! Then the NOOSE!

Gringo struggles about, pain in his face... Cage holds him in the hold and rags him until he is limp and drops him to the floor... Gringo's face is purple and the Mexican Sensation is unresponsive...

DC: I think Gringo 'chico' that you can... when you come back from la la land that is... well you can take that as a big fat yes... Sunday 'hombre', on Sunday its your funeral, your epitaph... Because... whats that saying of yours? Oh yeah... Because right now Draven Cage is the fear in the dark... and Gringo, this is all your future holds...

With these words Cage smashes the sledgehammer one final time into the exposed ribs of the unresisting World Champion... Then begins to walk away, slowly and backwards drinking in the carnage he just created....

DC: Sunday Gringo... Sunday...

EMT's rush in and try and help the Gringo as a sick laughter can be heard from the distance... DC obviously happy with his handywork....

Cut to Draven Cage v Evil Gringo highlight package....

[Telf]

We return from the promo package to a shot of Tony Chimel in the ring, armed with a microphone

CHIMEL: Ladies and Gentlemen, at this time it is my privilege to introduce to you………………………. Accompanied by his lovely assistant, Miss Victoria Ramsden…………………… Our Network Representative and the reigning TWOstars Television Champion………….. Mr……… Philip…….Martin……..Atken!

The Welsh crowd erupt as “Perfect Strangers” by Deep Purple hits the PA system in the CIA

COLE: Here he comes!

PMA struts out, TV title slung over his shoulder, giving the live audience the odd “Royal wave.”

TAZZ: He better savour that title, Cole; ‘cause this Sunday it’s going straight around the waist of the Violence Bearer!

COLE: You may be right Tazz, and it’s all gonna happen at Capital Carnage!

The beautiful Miss Ramsden kisses a few guys in the front row as Atken climbs the ring steps and holds the bottom and middle ropes open for his assistant. They step inside to tremendous “P-M-A” chants as the music drowns out. Wrestling’s true entertainment saviour takes the microphone from Chimel and shakes his hand………………….

PMA: Thank you, Tony…………………….. Cardiff, Wales……… welcome to TWOstars Xtreme TV!

The Welshmen are ecstatic that Mr Atken has made them feel worthy

COLE: Oh yeah!

TAZZ: Cheap pop, Cole. Seems he’s getting good at these

PMA: Now if all you great fans don’t mind; I’d like to take a few minutes to make a few reminders and announcements. Firstly, this Sunday, the cream of professional wrestling will compete right here in Great Britain at an event known only as Capital Carnage! Live on PPV via this network! In 3 days from now you will see one of the hottest up and comers in TWOstars, The Judge, take on the master of the Burning Hammer, Barry Gower for the number contenders spot to the World Heavyweight Championship. That title will also be on the line as the champ, the Mexican Sensation; Evil Gringo battles the unpredictable Hangman! This and much more this Sunday!

TAZZ: (acting as if he was continuing Atken’s sentence) Not to mention the execution of yours truly at the hands of Triple V!

COLE: Oh come on, Tazz! Show some respect!

TAZZ: Respect!? I’ll start showing him some respect when he stops calling and introducing me as “Timothy”

PMA: Which brings me on to my next announcement………………….. In just a few short weeks, TWOstars will be celebrating its 6 month anniversary on our network. And as a network, we would like to honour the work of all the superstars, and you, the fans, with a special video tribute to the last half a year here in TWOstars!

TAZZ: Well at least he won’t be in much of it

PMA: So tonight, just for you guys here, I’m going to play you a sneak peak of this new video right now

COLE: Hell yeah! Let’s see it!

TAZZ: Erm….. ……….Note to Michael Cole, please remove head from anus of Atken

The lights inside the arena dim and the TWOstars logo appears on the TWOtron……………………. The familiar Kid Rock track, “Lonely Road of Faith” begins to softly play as the video package begins

The fans are reminded of memorable moments such as Paul Heyman announcing Acid Christ as the TWO Heavyweight champion and his successful defence against Banner on the first XTV

The controversial match the following week against Mickhail Mills

Gringo winning the World Title from Acid Christ at Wrestlemania and the contest versus Dominator at Backlash

The brawl between ERE and TWO that closed out One Night Stand

Hulkstermark hulking up and defeating Gower which gets a huge reaction from the live audience……………………

Suddenly the screen goes black and the music distorts as if it were slowing down……………………

COLE: What the………………

“Violence Fetish” replaces the distortion

Black and white images flash up onto the screen depicting various past events…………………

…………………….. Vengeance busts Redman open with a steel pipe

………………………Vengeance choke slams Redman off the stage and through a table

………………………Vengeance tosses Redman into the steel cage

………………………Vengeance throws Atken off the stage to the floor below

This final image continues to play over and over………………. The network rep is still in the ring, now looking slightly disturbed as he pulls out his mobile phone and is attempting to make a call as the music drowns out……………………..

After a good 30 seconds he doesn’t seem to be getting a reply……………………..

COLE: Who’s he calling, Tazz?

TAZZ: An occupational psychologist? I dunno, Cole but this is damn freaky

The lights come up in the arena as the image on the TWOtron now depicts the large sign on top of the network’s headquarters…………………. We cut inside to see a group of lifeless bodies strewn out on the floor in a production suite…………………….. A large man is sat at a chair, pressing away at the repeat button

COLE: Oh my God, Tazz! That’s! That’s! That’s Triple V! He must there in New York!

TAZZ: Vengeance isn’t here tonight!?

COLE: Clearly not, Tazz! But one thing’s for sure, he’ll be here in 3 days at Capital Carnage!

We stay locked on the image of Vengeance inside the network headquarters as we go to commercials

[The B-Man]

Back from commercials and we cut backstage to the Re-Evolution locker room where we see Gower, Mills, Eagles and DiBiase lounging in front of a big plasma TV watching some old wrestling tapes.

Ted: That ladies is how to apply the Million Dollar Dream.

The camera pans to the TV where we see DiBiase with the Million Dollar Dream locked in on Virgil.

BG: Enough!

Gower turns the TV off.

BG: Enough, I can’t stand it no more.

MDM: What’s up?

BG: I have had enough of this place. I mean yes we have a nice locker room but that’s all due to Ted and yourself. But really what was that backstage? I will tell you what it was, that was TWO showing the world what a pathetic World Champion they have.

The crowd give a mixed reaction (But more boo’s)

Ted: You’re right.

Door knocks

Mills: Come in.

Boyo walks into the room and gets a reasonable size pop from the home crowd.

BG: Mr Boyo. What can I do you for?

Boyo: Mr. Gower I was thinking we could talk a little about the upcoming match?

BG: Not a problem have a seat.

Boyo sits down.

BG: Get this man a drink.

Ted gets Boyo a drink.

Boyo: I shouldn’t.

Ted: Ah go on. How often to you get to wrestle in Wales?

Boyo: Fair point.

BG: Anyway as I was saying. Evil Gringo is a joke as Champion in fact the majority of the TWO locker room is a freakin joke.

Boyo: You said it.

BG: Damn right I did, Boyo. But the joke stops right here tonight, when we destroy The Judge and Arkham. At this rate, Judge will be lucky if he has a leg to stand on going in to Capital Carnage and as for Arkham.

Boyo: He is mine.

BG: That suits me. Now get me some food damn it I am starving.

Cuts to a Summerslam count down.

[Christof]

The scene cuts to an angry, an intense Incredible Holt only in loose slacks, oil shinning over his upper body as he storms his way along the corridor.

Cole: Oh my

Tazz: Oh my that’s right Cole; King Holt does not look too impressed

Holt continues, making his own path down the corridor, felling sound assistants who stand in his path.

Cole: The 2005 King of the Ring seems to be rather angry Tazz

Tazz: Cole that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard, wouldn’t you be angry if you found out that Keith Jaxx and Rico were oiling you up?

Cole: Well I..

Tazz: Forget that, stupid question really

Big Greenie comes to a stop, fists clenched; the camera turns to see the reason why Holt has stopped. In his path stand the TWOstars Sneaky Butcher and the former WWE tag team champion, Rico

Jaxx: Why King Holt, I must say you look fabulous tonight in those slacks

Rico: Yes darling, the colour is very this seas....

Rico has the word knocked out of him by a vicious boot to the gut, Jaxx tries to intervene but King Incredible restrains him with a choke both marching onwards, dragging the Wildboy with him

Jaxx is kicking and screaming as TIH passes referee Charles Robinson and picks him up with his other arm

Tazz: Looks like your friends are coming to the ring Cole

The camera cuts to an arena shot, focusing on the top of the runway. The Incredible Holt bursts through the curtain with Wildboy Keith Jaxx and TWOstars official Charles Robinson, he drops Robinson and gestures for the referee to make his way to the ring.

Tazz: Wow! I’ve never seen Charles Robinson run so fast Cole!

Holt continues his slow trudge down the ramp, administering a powerful punch to Jaxx before throwing him under the bottom rope.

Cole: Is this going to be a match then?

Tazz: Well Cole, two wrestlers, a referee, inside the squared circle, if it’s not match then I’ve been calling the wrong sport for years

Holt circles Jaxx who is slowly making his way to his feet, feeling his throat, obviously sore.

Cole: Looks like we aren’t going to have to wait until Sunday for this one

Referee Robinson is just about to call for the bell when the Silent Destroyer makes a gesture at him. Robinson heads to the side of the ring and converses with Tony Chimmel

TC: Ladies and Gentleman, introducing Keith Jaxx’s partner...

Cole: Partner?

Tazz: Its obvious Cole, Keith Jaxx is by no means a match for The Incredible so the King of the Ring has made this match more of a work out for himself by making it a handicap match.

The arena erupts as the well known “You are so good to me” plays across the CIA.

Cole: It’s Rico!

Tazz: Ten out of ten for observation Cole. Jaxx and Rico, two peas in a pod, both going to be destroyed by Big Greenie himself, how fitting!

Rico waves extravagantly to the fans, holding his midriff slightly, nursing the kick from TIH earlier.

Holt doesn’t wait for the bell, blindsiding Jaxx as the Wildboy is looking towards the ramp.

Cole: Wasting no time there, The Incredible Holt is on top straight away in this match

Tazz: On top, is that meant to be funny?

Holt drags Jaxx to his feet before planting the renowned Sausage Jockey back to the mat with a short arm clothesline before picking up the 204 pounder with ease and sending him into the corner

The Silent Destroyer pursues his opponent, aiming punches and kicks at the ribs and gut of the Wildboy

Cole: If this carries on Keith Jaxx could break a rib or two

Tazz: Like he wouldn’t enjoy that!

Cole: Oh please!

TIH drags Jaxx from the corner towards the ropes, administering another punch before Irish Whipping Wildboy across the ring

Cole: Tilt o’whirl slam from Holt, what impact there from the 2005 King of the Ring

The crowd Oooooooooo with the impact

Tazz: That’s what we’ve come to recognise from The Incredible. Raw power and an aggressive streak that knows no boundaries

Cole: Holt drops to his knees and makes a casual cover, referee Robinson with the count

ONE




TWO



THR..... He just lifted the Wildboy’s shoulders up Tazz, that’s sick

Tazz: I’d be more inclined to suggest that he isn’t happy with the workout he’s had so far

With a kick to the head King Holt leaves Jaxx in the centre of the ring and focuses on Rico, standing on the apron trying to get the crowd to support Jaxx

Holt grabs Rico and after a knee to the gut sends him over the top rope into the ring

Cole: Look’s like Rico’s coming in for a ride!

Tazz: Enough Cole!

Cole: What?

Tazz: Damn never mind

Holt sends Rico into the ropes

Cole: The Incredible with a back body drop................BUT HE TELEGRAPHS IT, here comes Rico with a kick
Rico lands a stiff martial arts kick to the ribs of Holt who merely recoils and focuses with further aggression and delivers a boot of his own

Rico collapses to the floor, the crowd groan as their favourites continue to take a beating

Tazz: Well it looks like Rico is out; it’s a shame to see him in such bad shape

Cole: And more importantly it looks like this thing is going to be over pretty soon

Tazz: Damn right Cole

King Holt lifts the near lifeless Jaxx to his feet, hooks the arm and lifts him upwards.

Tazz: That’s it, Incrediplex time!

Cole: The Incredible Holt has Wildboy Keith Jaxx held high above the ring, Holt spins Jaxx out, another Incredi........HE’S SLIPPED, THE INCREDIBLE HOLT HAS SLIPPED! JAXX LANDS ON TOP OF HIM!

Tazz: NO NO NO!

Cole: Here comes referee Charles Robinson with the cover

The crowd count with the referee


ONE



TWO


Holt is struggling but is slipping and can’t shift the dead weight of Jaxx


THREE

TC: Here are your winners, Rico and Wildboy Keith Jaxx!

Tazz: I don’t believe it! I can’t believe it, what the hell just happened there Cole?

Cole: I think The Incredible Holt slipped on some of the baby oil that was liberally applied to his body earlier on by Jaxx and Rico

Jaxx is helped to his feet by Rico. Still dazed the Wildboy has no idea of his victory. Rico ushers Jaxx out of the ring and up the ramp as The Incredible Holt remains seated in the ring, his face a picture of anger.

Tazz: Man that sucks, I hate this country

Cut to Evil Gringo promotional video

[Rog]

Return from Evil Gringo promotional video


The camera cuts to the backstage locker area where The Judge is slowly pacing the floor punching the air, getting hyped up before a knock at the door is heard.

The Judge: Yeah?

Todd Grisham enters with a microphone.

TG: The Judge, after witnessing the events that unfolded in the ring earlier tonight, I have got to ask what you make of the tag match that has been made for later that will pit both you and Barry Gower in the same ring at the same time.

The Judge: Well its simple Todd, everybody knows the game I was playing with Gower, making him wait, and dictating his actions to him! He wanted to finish the little situation that arose on his terms? No, that’s not how my Court plays out. I told Gower that we do this on my time, this Sunday at Capital Carnage. I wanted to give him a taste of what it is like to be on the run, unsure of what is going to happen, to know that I was the one who was pulling all of the strings. But now Barry Gower is not the only one who has attracted my attention, Boyo?! I don’t know how things were done in ERE but here, you cross the line and you answer to me. Picking on Arkham, just another good deed eh Gower? I know the kid can hold his own and could kick your ass so bad you wouldn’t make it to Capital Carnage, so tonight (laughs) I’m throwing out the plan, your wish has been granted Barry Gower we will meet in the centre of that ring tonight, but make no mistake, your fate for Sunday is sealed, Didn’t anybody ever tell you to be careful what you wish for? Because all that lies ahead for you and Boyo is to be found Guilty…..as charged! And then I will achieve what has been planned in the fate of TWOStars, by becoming the World Heavyweight Champion, and that Todd is fi….

(The Judges expression suddenly changes as he looks past the camera towards the door)

A figure enters the room wearing a woolly wig and an oversized robe.

The Judge: What…the…? Arkham?!

Arkham: Yeah! If we are supposed to be tag team partners tonight, then we gotta look like a tag team, see I am a judge!

The Judge: Um well that’s…

The Judge is interrupted by Arkham pulling out a huge inflatable hammer and starts to hit Todd Grisham on the head with it.

TG: Lets..send..it back..to.. Micheal Cole and Tazz!

Arkham continues to bounce the hammer on Todd Grisham whilst The Judge looks on with an amused bewilderment.

Cut to ad break.

[The B-Man]

Back from the ad break

Cole: Welcome back folks and what a match-up we have next

Tazz: Well done for pointing that out – although I’m looking forward to seeing Gower and Boyo kick all kinds of ass

Tony Chimmel raises the mic

Tony: The next match is a tag team match and is for one fall, introducing…

Chimmel’s cut off as “All Hail Me” by Veruca Salt hits the speakers and the crowd gives a mixed reaction

Tazz: What’s this guy doing out here?

Cole: I don’t know, but we’re bound to find out when he gets out here

Warner walks out onto the staging and begins his descent towards the ring, rounding the squared circle and arriving at the announce desk, he lifts the spare headset and pulls up a chair

Cole: Welcome Jordi, we didn’t expect you

Jordi: Well, I had to come out and watch some decent wrestling and the monitors in the back don’t quite show the action

Tazz: The fans at home are satisfied watching it on TV

Jordi: But there’s nothing like a live event, and having the opportunity to sit this close couldn’t be passed over

Chimmel prepares to announce the match once more

Tony: The next match is a tag team match and is for one fall, introducing first, weighing in at 217 pounds, representing the Dark Alliance, hailing from Cardiff, Wales, he is one half of the TWOstars Tag Team Champions – BOYO!!!

The home-town crowd cheers as “Blue Monday” begins to play over the sound system – Boyo walks out through the curtain and begins his descent to the ring

Cole: Look at him, I don’t see why these people are cheering him, he’s just the biggest jackass I’ve ever seen

Tazz: There are his local people, I cheer him, so why shouldn’t they?

Jordi: I’m with Michael on this, he is just a complete jackass

Boyo gets to the ring, he rolls under the bottom rope and immediately goes to a corner where he jumps onto the turnbuckles where the crowd cheer him once more

Cole: look at him lapping up this rare occurrence, people cheering for him

Tazz: It’s not his fault that people have no taste

“Blue Monday” fades out as Tony Chimmel raise the mic once more to announce Boyo’s partner for the match

Tony: His partner, weighing in at 285 pounds, hailing from Belfast, Northern Ireland, representing Re-Evolution, BARRY GOWER!!!

The crowd explodes with booing before the first notes of “Ride the Lightning” begins to play

Cole: Here’s someone else that you could call a jackass for his actions earlier

Tazz: Anyone stupid enough to come down to the ring asking for a hammer deserves everything they get

Gower walks out through the curtain drawing in the crowd reaction. The Future begins his descent towards the ring, ignoring the audience's booing and jeering as he continues on his journey

Cole: He doesn’t even have the decency to acknowledge the crowd’s reaction

Tazz: If they’re going to react like this, why should he?

BG gets to ringside, where he skips from side to side to more LOUD booing from the crowd, Gower jumps up onto the ring apron, which cause a LOUD pyro to shoot off from the entrance way. Gower steps through the middle ropes as his music fades out

The team-mates go into their corner and begin to discuss the upcoming match, in the middle of the ring Chimmel raises the mic once more

Tony: Their opponents, introducing first, weighing in at 320 pounds, from the local insane asylum, he is ARKHAM!!!

The crowd explodes with cheering as "Insane in the Brain" begins which indicates that the level of insanity is about to increase

Arkham walks out onto the staging wearing the powdered wig and black gown, he walks down towards the ring swinging his large inflatable hammer, the crowd cheer and laugh as he approaches the squared circle, he stops and ring-side, waving and grinning towards the fans and waving hammer from side to side

Tazz: You want to talk about jackasses, how about this guy?

Cole: Arkham is anything but a jackass, he’s a really trusting guy

Tazz: Which makes him an idiot in my book

Arkham’s music dies away and the crowd quietens slightly, they continue to laugh as Arkham runs at the audience members at ring-side, bopping them on the head in a playful way

Tony: His partner and final competitor in this match, weighing in at 275 pounds, hailing from Atlanta, Georgia, The Judge!!!

“Haunted” by Evanescence hits the speakers, wearing a long black leather trenchcoat, The Judge steps out form behind the curtain, carrying his sledgehammer to the ring, lifts it above his head on the entrance ramp and pyro goes off behind him

Arkham sees The Judge getting to the ring, he uses the ropes to pull himself into the ring, then pulls on the ropes a couple of times to test that they will hold him and his opponents – Sid Commandment climbs the stairs, steps through the ropes and then proceeds to sit perched on the top turnbuckle, looking across at his opponents

Judge’s music fades out as the four warriors look across at each other, Tony Chimmel quickly leaves the ring as the referee signals to the time keeper to begin the match, The Judge removes his coat and drops it and his hammer to the outside, Arkham follows suit by removing his wig, gown and throws his inflatable hammer into the crowd who clamour to grab it as a memento

Tazz: At last we’re going to see Boyo and Gower kick some major ass

Jordi: I’ve been looking forward to this match, some great talent in this ring

Cole: Well, some talent and a couple of jackasses

Tazz: That’s not a nice thing to call Arkham and The Judge

Cole: You know damn well who I am referring to

Boyo taps Gower on the chest, signalling that he wishes to begin the match, The Future nods and steps out between the ropes, The Judge advances leaving Arkham to step out

The Judge points to Gower but Boyo just continues to circle, the smallest man in the contest, the Welshman goes to approach the Enforcer from behind but The Judge whirls around to face his opponent

Cole: Just look at the difference is size – Boyo is a clear 50 pounds lighter than The Judge, and these two are the smallest two in this match

Tazz: Just means that he’s faster, unlike the other lumbering fools

The two men tie up, The Judge immediately shows his power advantage by shoving Boyo back towards the ropes – Boyo looks a little surprised

Cole: I think Judge surprised Boyo with that.

Tazz: He surprised me

Jordi: Can’t say I am, Judge is no lightweight

Boyo gets back to his feet and point over to Arkham, which gains a loud pop from the crowd

Cole: Boyo wants a piece of Arkham, guys

Jordi: And they call Arkham The Insane One?

Tazz: Cause he is

Judge looks over at Arkham who is nodding his head with a HUGE smile on his face.

Tazz: Look at him. He is like a school kid that just got a free lollipop for being a good boy all year

Jordi: He is a good boy, Tazz

Tazz: He’s a Grade A idiot

Judge tags Arkham into the ring, which gets a loud cheer from the crowd

Cole: Here he comes

Boyo and Arkham immediately lock up with Arkham throwing Boyo to the ground this time

Cole: And Boyo throwing to the mat by the sheer power of Arkham

Tazz: You sure he just didn’t want to get away from the stupidity of him?

Jordi: I think you will find, Tazz that he did indeed use his power there

Boyo gets back up to his feet and charger toward Arkham but runs straight into a reverse elbow compliments of The Insane One.

Jordi: The Jackass goes down like a tone of...

Cole: Jordi please

Boyo gets back up to his knee with Arkham moving toward him but Boyo presses his hands together asking Arkham to leave him alone.

Cole: Have you ever seen something so pathetic?

Tazz: I heard your mother said that when you were born

Jordi: This is proving to the world what a Jackass he really is

Arkham looks at Boyo for a second but the Welshman quickly rises up to his feet and hits Arkham with a finger poke to the eye, which gains a mixed reaction from the crowd

Cole: What a cheap shot by Boyo

Tazz: You have to admit though it was smart

Jordi: As much as I dislike Boyo he did get the better of Arkham there. All be it in a very slimy way

Boyo grabs a hold of Arkham and attempts to Irish whip him to the far side of the ring only for the Irish Whip to be reversed. The Jackass comes back off the ropes and ducks underneath Arkham’s clothesline attempt and quickly turns around hitting The Insane One with a dropkick to the back of the leg forcing him down to his knees.

Tazz: Great move by Boyo there

Jordi: I think Great is taking it too far

Cole: Either way he does now have the better of Arkham

Boyo walks around to the front of Arkham where he hits him with a couple of hard slaps across the face

Cole: That’s not right

Jordi: He is just humiliating him

Tazz: I think he does enough of that himself

Boyo follows up his slap by executing a dropkick right to the face of Arkham before moving across to his corner and tagging Gower into the ring to a loud amount of booing from the crowd

Tazz: Now we are going to see some top quality wrestling

Jordi: No doubt about it, Gower is a talented athlete

Cole: He’s still another Jackass

Jordi: I agree, Cole but you have to admit the guy can wrestle

The Future of the Business comes into the ring and pulls Arkham back up to his feet hitting him with a reveres elbow before Whipping him toward the ropes – Coming back off the ropes Gower grabs a hold of Arkham and hits him with a text book release overhead belly to belly suplex, causing the ring to shake slightly

Cole: Oh my, Gower just suplexed a 300 plus pounder right over his head

Jordi: I told you he had the tools and my did you see that ring shake

Tazz: You’re damn right he has the tools, the tools to win this match with Boyo and the tools to win his match on Sunday

Jordi: I am not so sure about Sunday, he is against another very talented man in The Judge

Cole: I agree, Tazz it is no walk in the park this Sunday

Gower moves across the ring and helps Arkham back up to his feet before whipping him into the corner occupied by Boyo

Cole: Arkham in dangerous territory right now

Jordi: This is definitely not good for Arkham

Tazz: No but it’s damn good for Gower and Boyo

Gower moves over to the opposite corner where he begins to taunt The Judge, causing the crowd to boo and The Judge to attempt to come into the ring, only to be held off by the referee

Tazz: Well, well I guess that proves who the smarter

Boyo uses the tag rope to choke while Gower lays in a number of hard shots to the bread basket

Cole: Oh come on ref

Tazz: Well if Judge stopped trying to get into the ring he would turn around

A few seconds pass and the referee turns around as Judge stops trying to get in the ring, but he turns around to see Boyo protesting his innocence by raising his arms as Gower rams his shoulder into the gut of Arkham

Jordi: Great work by Gower

Tazz: Why yes it is

Jordi: Well you have to appreciate this sort of work

Cole: Even though he was cheating?

Jordi: As much as I don’t like it sometimes you do what you got to do

Gower tags Boyo back into the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd

Jordi: Oh dear, just when I was enjoying the match the Jackass comes in

Boyo lays more kicks into the stomach of Arkham forcing him down to his backside with Boyo still kicking away at him

Cole: Boyo stomping a mudhole

Tazz: I thought that was JR said that?

Cole: I’m borrowing it

The home town boy pulls Arkham back to his feet and out of the corner lifting him up into a powerslam position

Jordi (Sounding Surprised): He can lift him?

Tazz: It looks like it

Boyo runs across the ring slamming Arkham down into the canvas

Tazz: Two more to go

Cole: This is not good for Arkham and The Judge

Jordi: No it’s not

Boyo picks Arkham back up to his feet but is struggling to get The Insane One back up into the Powerslam position

Cole: He looks to be struggling to lift him again

Tazz: Shut up

Cole: Well it’s true

Jordi: Haha, The Jackass used all his energy up lifting him the first time

Arkham drives an elbow into the side of Boyo’s head forcing him to break his grip. Arkham then moves closer to Boyo only to receive a finger thrust to the throat curtsey of The Welshman, receiving a mixed reaction by the home fans

Tazz: Swansea Strike!!!

Cole: Another cheap move by Boyo finding the mark

Boyo looks to follow up with a punch to the head of Arkham but The Insane One blocks it off and fights back with a punch of his own right to the head of Boyo

Cole: Arkham coming back now

Jordi: Lets go Arkham Lets Go

Tazz: Somebody get rid of him

Cole: He is quite fine where he is

Arkham hits Boyo with a second punch to the head before sending him off the ropes – Coming back off the ropes both men have the same idea and hit each other with a clothesline

Cole: Oh dear, both men with the same idea

Tazz: I am surprised Arkham has any ideas to be honest with you

The referee begins to utilise the count as both men lay motionless on the canvas

1

2

3

4 – Arkham begins to show signs of movement

Jordi: Come on Arkham

5 – Boyo now begins to show life

6

7 – Both men move closer toward their respective corners

8

9 – Both men make the tag with Judge and Gower coming into the ring

Cole: This could get ugly

Tazz: Uglier than you?

Gower runs at Judge looking for a clothesline but Judge ducks underneath and turns around hitting Gower with a kick to the mid section as he turned around. Judge hits Gower with a hard knife edge chop across the chest allowing him to hook him up for a reverse suplex, which he uses to hit the .....

Jordi: The Gavel!!! Man what a move

Cole: This could be over right here

Judge hooks the leg of Gower as he looks for the cover

One


Two


Th..., Boyo comes in to break up the count

Jordi: Son of a ....

Tazz: Mother?

Jordi: Not the word I was looking for no, more like son of ...

Tazz: Father?

Jordi: Again not quite what I was aiming for

Judge picks Gower back up to a vertical base and sends him toward the ropes. The Future comes back off the ropes ducking Judge’s clothesline and hitting him with a well executed Dragon Suplex

Jordi: A dragon suplex!!

Tazz: God, someone more observant than Cole. I thought I’d never see the day

One

Two

Judge gets his shoulder off the canvas and both men get back to their feet, where Gower whips Judge off the ropes hitting him with a back body drop before tagging Boyo back in to the action

Cole: Gower with tag, leaving the dirty work to Boyo

Tazz: That’s smart, Gower wants to be fresh come Sunday

Boyo picks Judge back up to his feet and immediately receives a punch to the face as a thank you

Cole: Judge has had enough

Jordi: Time for Boyo to be Judged, guys

Boyo fights off with a hard punch of his own which he looks to follow up with a 360 degree spinning punch, which The Judge manages to duck and hit Boyo with a kick to the stomach

Cole: No spinning punch today old boy

Jordi: Or should that be old Boyo

Tazz: Oh my

Judge grabs the arms off Boyo and hits with a sit out pedigree virtually at the blink of an eye

Cole: Guilty as Charged and this one is over

Tazz: You are forgetting about Gower

The Judge goes for the cover as a LOUD noise comes from the titan-tron drawing Gower’s attention to it

One


Two


Three

DING DING DING

Tony: Here are your winners, the team of Arkham and The Judge!!!

“Haunted” hits the speakers as we see a shot of a wrecked Re-evolution locker room on the titan-tron with the words Time to be Judged spray painted on the wall

Tazz: What a disgrace

Jordi: Nice touch

Cole: Either way Arkham and Judge have won

The Judge looks to blindside Gower but Arkham runs over and lifts up him carrying him out of the ring, running down the ramp with him

Cole: Arkham is running away with The Judge

Tazz: That’s the smartest thing he has done since being here in TWO, because trust me when I say, Gower is not a happy bunny

TWO Xtreme cuts to a Capital Carnage promo as we see Judge trying to get away from an over delighted Arkham

[The B-Man]

Back from the promo and we cut backstage where we see Judge walking along the corridor drinking some coke when suddenly he is jumped from behind

Cole: What in God’s name?

The attacker continues to lay punches into The Judge until a number of security guards and referees come in to break it up, then revealing that the attacker is non other than Barry Gower

Cole: It’s Gower and he attacked The Judge for nothing

Tazz: You not been paying attention tonight Cole? Judge trashed Gower’s locker room amongst other things

Gower: I will get you this Sunday

Judge: Oh yeah?

Gower: This Sunday your ass is mine and make no mistake you may be The Judge but this Sunday I will be the Jury and the Executioner

TWO Xtreme fades to a Dark Alliance promo

[Boyo]

Back from the Dark Alliance promo, to a shot of an exhausted Arkham walking backstage with his inflatable hammer, the crowd pop!

Cole: There he is, Tazz, the man who's just gained a solid victory over one half of the tag-team champions, Cardiff's very own Boyo!!

Tazz: And what a victory it was too, Cole. Boyo and Gower are two of the very best in this industry, maybe the best of the former ERE guys, but Arkham and The Judge showed that TWOStars is the dominant federation now.

Cole: And The Judge and Arkham couldn't have done their title hopes any harm, either. They pinned Boyo ealier tonight so maybe they have their sights set on The Dark Alliance.

Tazz: Woah, woah, hold your horses Cole. Yes it was a good victory but it was against two men, no matter how good, who have never EVER tagged together before. Not even in ERE did Boyo and Gower team up so don't think The Dark Alliance will be a pushover. Boyo and Sickness are probably the best tag team to emerge in this indutry this milennium. They're naturals, they're run like clockwork, they're not the champions for nothing!!

Cole: True that.

Suddenly Sickness and Boyo, The Dark Alliance, get in Arkham's way. There is a mixed reaction, as Boyo clearly receives a big pop from the home crowd.

Boyo: Well well well, Mr Ark.

Sickness: Mr Ark, betcha think you're pretty hot right now?

Boyo: Bet you think that because you got a pin on me that you can beat us, The Dark Alliance, the greatest tag-team of the last 10 years?

Sickness: (chuckles)...Uh-uh. No way.

Boyo: You're a wanted man, Mr Ark - you've got a target on you..

Sickness squints and gets up close.

Sickness: Right there, just there, on his nose. Look, Mr Boyo.

Boyo: I see it, Mr Sickness

Arkham: A target? Where?

Boyo bangs Arkham right on the nose with a suckerpunch with brass knucks! Arkham is put on the floor, the camera shows that Arkham has been cut open and is very woozy and dazed. The crowd boo

Cole: Awww, come on!

Sickness: Target, destroyed.

Boyo: Well said, Mr Sickness. Well said.

Tazz: The Dark Alliance have sent a message to Arkham right here Cole.

Boyo walks off but Sickness goes back in and starts biting Arkham's forehead. The crowd erupt in booing as Arkham howls in pain. Sickness turns back to face the camera with blood on his teeth, chuckling.

Cole: This man is a monster, Tazz, that was uncalled for!

The camera shakes as Boyo rushes back in with a soccer kick to Arkham's head that knocks the big man out.

Boyo: You ain't getting a shot at our belts, Mr Ark - you ain't even gettin' CLOSE!

The crwod erupt with booing once more, even booing Boyo, as The Dark Alliance walk off. the camera remains on the bloody and bruised face of Arkham.

Fades to a "Best of Dark Alliance" DVD promo...

[MrFill]

Return from the DVD promo to show Arkham being looked at by an EMT in the corridor, his nose still bleeding

Arkham: Boyo and Sickyness not dice to be, they think be a joke

EMT: Hold still please

Arkham: Be show them - get friend and beat them up - need to get friend to help

At this point the camera pans upwards to show PMA rounding the corner to a mixed reaction from the crowd

Phillip: Arkham, you don't look like someone who has just won a tag match

Arkham: Boyo and Sickyness attackded be, punched by dose

Phillip: You want some revenge? Hmm, this gives me an idea

Arkham: I get friend and beat them up

Phillip: I'll tell you what, kid - you find a partner on Sunday, how about you get a shot at their tag titles?

Arkham jumps up, nearly knocking the EMT over

Arkham: Be like that, find friend to for Sunday

Arkham grins widely, the blood still running down from his nose, he opens his arms and goes to grab Atken for a hug, but the smaller man steps back and out of the way

Phillip: Whoah there big guy, you'll wrinkle the suit

Arkham: I happy!


Cole: Wow, it looks like Arkham and a friend have been given a tag title shot at Capital Carnage

Tazz: If Arkham can find a friend - who would really admit to being that big idiot's friend?

Cole: I think a lot of people would be proud to admit that they're his friend

Cut to an updated CC line-up

[Darkstar]

Back from CC lineup.


Tazz: Now for the main event Cole.

MC: The Hardcore bout between Sickness and Dante, and I have to say that I give the advantage to Dante.

Tazz: Whys that Cole?

MC: After the loss 2 weeks ago Sickness has to be unsettled.

Tazz: Are you insane Cole? Hardcore is the match of choice for Sickness. My money is on the Tag Champ!

The arena lights drop to nearly nothing. An ultraviolet spread covers the inside of the building as ‘Down with the Sickness’ starts to play.

TC: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is for one fall and fought under hardcore rules. Introducing first at a weight of 230 pounds he is one half of the Tag Team Champions, representing The Dark Alliance, Sickneeeeesssssss!

Sickness slowly walks down the aisle towards the ring as the crowd boo the monster. Sickness, dressed in his normal cutoff denim shorts (obviously homemade) and white T shirt, carries a bottle of Asda Brand Whiskey in one hand and a bannana in the other.

MC: What the….Is that a bannana in the left hand of Sickness?

Tazz: Hey Cole, do you know why a bananna is like a Jew? No foreskin!

MC: Oh my god! Where the hell did you hear that Tazz?

Tazz: Dominator told me it before he left TWOStars Cole!

MC: Ahhhh, now THAT figures.

‘Down With the Sickness’ stops to play and the lights go back no normal.

‘Thanks for Nothing’ starts to play as Everything goes pitch black followed by a lightning strike triggering a MASSIVE pyro explosion from which Dante emerges. The arena is bathed in red light and on the tron is his symbol. He walks down to the ring and throws the guns, which triggers another explosion, causing the fans to cheer like crazy!

TC: And his opponant, weighing in at 235 pounds, Dante!


Tazz: Dante is one weird man Cole, he seems to think hes a vampire!
MC: Dante doesn’t think hes a vampire Tazz, he just enjoys the lifestyle of a night crawler!

Tazz: Drinking the blood of virgins and getting hairy every full moon?

MC: that’s not vampires Tazz!

Tazz: Sorry Cole, I mixed up vampires and your mom again! HAHA!


Dante climbs into the ring and removes his trench coat as Sickness paces backwards and forwards. As the music stops Dante removes his sunglasses and looks at the grinning Sickness.

Tazz: Sickness looks ready for a fight Cole.

As the two men go face to face the referee removes the bottle from the resisiting hand of Sickness, but as Hebner goes to put the whiskey on the outside Sickness quickly shoves the bannana into the face of the Assassin to a mix of boos and laughter from the crowd.

MC: Sickness starting things off in an……………………..unorthodox fashion!

Sickness hits Dante with a right hand, followed by a quick second. As Dante reels backwards Sickness hits an elbow to the side of The Assassins head, knocking him to the floor. Dante shoots to his feet only to be cought by a HUGE left hand which knocks the vampire lover back to the ground. As dante tries to get to his feet Sickness hit’s a knee to the forehead of Dante and drops down on top of the downed man.

MC: Sickness going for the Jaxx version of combat here!

Tazz: COLE! You are one sick ******* you know.

Sickness brings back his hand and lands a punch on the face of dante. Then a second. On the third the crowd start to chant along with each punch.

8
3
7
9
1
8
3
6!!!

Tazz: What the hell?

MC: I belive the fans are chanting as Sickness tried to count on Xtreme TV’s internet forum. TalkWrestlingOnline.

Sickness stands up over the prone body of Dante and waves to the cameras, a wild look in his eyes. The Sick One lifts Dante to a verticle base and aims a left at Dante who blocks it and responds with a punch of his own. He hits him a few times with right hands before Irish whipping him into the corner. Dante takes a few steps back, and runs at Sickness with his arm out for a clothsline. Sickness moves at the last second, sending the bigger man into the turnbuckle.

Tazz: Dante missing an important move there Cole.

Sickness climbs out of the ring and fetches a kendo stick. Sickness climbs back into the ring, and lays into The Assassin with the kendo stick, leaving him clutching his back in the centre of the ring. Sickness climbs to the second rope, and legdrops onto Dante, kendo stick hitting him across the back of the neck, sending the vampire to the floor.

MC: Sickness showing why a hardcore match is home now.

Tazz: And hes invited Dante in for a cup of coffee!

Sickness pulls Dante up, and hits him with a sharp powerbomb, once again sending him once again to the mat. Sickness pulls The Assassin up once again, and headbutts him, sending him against the ropes. Sickness picks up the kendo stick, and chokes The Dark Avenger out with it.

MC: Dante being decimated here by Sickness Tazz.

Tazz: Decimated? Dante is going back to wrestling school! Hell, hes back in wrestling kindergarden!


Sickness rolls out of the ring and starts to look under the ring apron. After a second or two Sickness brings out a string of barbed wire to a pop from the fans. Sickness drags the wire into the ring and places it onto the ring. The Sick One drags the prone body of Dante onto the ire and quickly climbs to the top turnbuckle.

MC: My God! What the hell is Sickness doing now?

Sickness suddenly launches himself into the air and into a 450 splash.

Tazz: My God, look at the hang time Cole!

Dante roles out of the way, getting snagge don the wire as he tries! Sickness comes down heavily upon the wire and the left arm of Dante!!


Crowd: HOLY ****! HOLY ****! HOLY ****!

Tazz: The arm of dante has just been broken in two Cole!

MC: Lets have another look at that Tazz!


Sickness rolls out of the ring and starts to look under the ring apron. After a second or two Sickness brings out a string of barbed wire to a pop from the fans. Sickness drags the wire into the ring and places it onto the ring. The Sick One drags the prone body of Dante onto the ire and quickly climbs to the top turnbuckle.

MC: My God! What the hell is Sickness doing now?

Sickness suddenly launches himself into the air and into a 450 splash.

Tazz: My God, look at the hang time Cole!

Dante roles out of the way, getting snagge don the wire as he tries! Sickness comes down heavily upon the wire and the left arm of Dante!!

Back to live action.


Sickness is rolling around the ring in pain as Dante is attended by EMTs. The camera focus’ on Sickness as he slowly gets to his feet and gingerly pulls the barbed wire from his back. A few spots of red can be seen on the formally white T Shirt.

Sickness stagers around the ring and rolls to the outside as a chant of ‘lets go Dante’ echos around the arena. The Sick One looks around as the fans continue to berate him, quickly it turns into a verbal confrentation between Sickness and a ringside fan.

Tazz: look out Sickness!

Out of nowhere Dante hit’s a cross body from the turnbuckle onto Sickness, sending the two men into the barrier.

MC: Dante taking a leaf out of Sickness’ playbook there Tazz.

The two men get to there feet at the same time and start to exchange blows on the outside. Dante quickly gets the advantage and after staggering Sickness rolls him into the ring. As Sickness gets to his feet and hits a spinning heel kick, knocking Sickness to the floor. The Assassin quickly climbs to the top rope and goes for the flying cross body, but Sickness catches him and drops the bigger man right across his knee.

Tazz: See Cole, that’s why Sickness is the man! He knows how to counter whatever is thrown at him. You want to fly? Then get caught! Want to be power based? Be fooled. Sickness is the man Cole.

MC: The man? Lets hope no hippies come this way!

Tazz: huh?
Sickness pulls Dante up to a verticle base and irish whips the vampire lover to the ropes. Dante rebounds and ducks a nasty looking elbow, quickly rebounding from the opposite ropes Dante hit’s a clothsline on Sickness, knocking the Sick One to the floor. Dante quickly runs to the ropes as Sickness gets to his feet, on the return Sickness drops down as Dante goes over head and once again to tehr opes. Dante returns as Sickness leapfrogs into the air…….where he is caught by Dante and brought down into an atomic drop.

MC: Dante telegraphing that move from Sickness.

Tazz: That was a nasty looking atomic drop Cole, lets hope Sickness never wants kids.

MC: I already do Tazz, I already do!


Dante lifts Sickness up and throws the smaller man to the outside and quickly rolls underneath the ropes to join him. As the Tag Champ gets to his feet Dante grabs him by the hair and rams the Sick One into the steel steps to a deafening clang.

Tazz: Sickness driven into the steel, and belive me those steps are heavier than they look!

Dante raises his hands as if in victory as the crowd cheer the Assassin. Sickness struggles to his feet and as he turns around we can see he has been busted open. Dante taking advantage of this grabs Sickness by the hair and lands a hard right hand to the cut before slamming Sickness into the ring post.

MC: Dante certainly with the upper hand here Tazz.

Tazz: Sickness has been in worse positions and won Cole.

Dante drops on top of Sickness and the referee goes for the pin.
ONE


TWO


THR….kickout

MC: Two and a half there.

Dante gets to his feet and looks around for a second before spying the steel steps. Dragging then over to Sickness takes a seconds effort but Dante manages it. Dante lifts Sickness up and hoists the smaller man up into a Tombstone position as the fans start to cheer.

MC: My God! Dante is trying to KILL Sickness!

Tazz: He always said that’s what it would take in a hardcore match.

Dante manages to get the struggling Sickness into position but loses his footing and instead of tombstoning the Dark Alliance monster he drops him across the steel steps on his back! A crowd chant of ‘You f***** up’ starts.

Tazz: Sickness lucky there Cole.

MC: Agreed Tazz, that would have been a carreer ender.

In frustration Dante storms over to the announce table and rips the moniters away, throwing them to the floor as the Spanish announce team run for cover behind Tazz and Cole.
Sickness is slowly getting to his feet as Dante prepares the table, blood starting to drip from his head onto the floor. Seeing the danger The Assassin runs at Sickness and floors the tag champ with a clothsline which lands across his jaw. Dante looks down in satisfaction for a second before pulling Sickness to his feet and walking him to the Spanish announce table and rolling him on top.

Tazz: This could be it Cole! Thank God Dante never used this announce table, you keep all your hair products here!

Dante lifts Sickness up for a power bomb, but Sickness hit’s a left hand to the skull of Dante, overbalancing the sadist. Dante falls, but as he does se drops Sickness backwards! Dantes fall causes the table underneath him to crumple under the impact, but as Sickness falls backwards his head hit’s the corner of the US announce table!

Tazz: CRAP! Where the hell are the emergency guys? Hey, we need some help here!

The camera shows a team of EMT’s running down towards the ring. Quickly thye split up and start to attend to both Sickness and Dante. The Assassin shrugs them off and rolls into the ring where he starts showboating to the fans who cheer the dark avenger.

Tazz: Dante seems to think he has this one won Cole. And I don’t blame him.

A voice near the announce table can be heard saying ‘…grade two concussion and…..’

Dante tells the referee to start to count Sickness down.

1
2
3
4

MC: My god, Sickness is moving.
5
6
7
Sickness grabs the arm of one of the medical staff and starts to pull himself up.
8
9
Sickness manages to get up at the VERY last second!

MC: He made it! I may not be the biggest fan of Sickness but he is one resilant SOB Tazz.

Sickness staggers around on the outside, the collision with the table end has opened the cut on his head even further and blood is freely running down his face. Dante basesball slides into Sickness, sending the monster to the floor. Dante goes for the cover.

ONE

TWO

THRE……kickout!

MC: How much longer can Sickness go Tazz? The blood hes losing must be making him weak!

Tazz: And lets not forget that Dante is a vampire Cole! That blood will be spuring him on.

Dante lifts up Sickness and rolls him into the ring. Dante quickly follows and lifts Sickness up to a verticle base before irish whipping him at the ropes. Sickness manages to take three steps before collapsing!

MC: Perhaps now would be a good time to stop the match Tazz, Sickness is in no state to go on!

Dante circles the fallen Sickness before grabbing his legs and applying a Vamperic Embrace on the still man.

Tazz: That’s it, it MUST be over now.

Suddenly Sickness’ head shoots up and he seems to come to life! Sickness starts to drag himself and Dante towards the ropes! As his fingers start to touch the bottom rope Dante drags him back to the middle of the ring to a HUGE cheer from the fans.

MC: This could be it, this could be the first time we have seen Sickness tap out! He has no choice!

Sickness suddenly pushes himself upwards with his hand (screaming in agony as he does so) and rolls out under the legs of Dante!

Tazz: Holy cow Cole, Ive never seen anyone escape like that from an Embrace!

Dante slaps the mat in anger and climbs to the top rope as Sickness lays still. Once on the top dante signals for the killshot!

MC: Time for the modified swanton The Assassin calls The Killshot.

Dante takes to the air, twisting his body around before the impact in the most graceful move of the match. Dante covers Sickness once again.

ONE








TWO















THRE…Sickness gets his foot onto the ropes. The fans clap in appreciation for the resiliency of The Sick One.

MC: A sloppy cover from Dante allowing Sickness an escape, one Im surprised he managed in any case.

Tazz: agreed Cole, if Dante had hooked the leg then Sickness would have been done, the guy has no energy left to kick out.

Dante lifts Sickness to his feet and hoists him into position for a suplex. Suddenly Sickness twists his body under and around Dante, grabbing his left arm on the way around, applying a hammerlock and quickly hitting the Darkness Falls to a pop from the crowd. Both men lay still.

Tazz: The Darkness falls from nowhere Cole! Whoever gets up first has this match won!

MC: If either of them get up Tazz, they will never be the same again.

The referee looks down at both men and starts to count.

1
2
3
4
Dante starts to stir
5
6
7
Sickness begins to move as Dante manages to get to his knees.
8
Dante gets up to a HUGE pop from the live crowd.
9
10!!!!!!!!!

‘Thanks for Nothing starts to play as the referee raises Dantes hand.

TC: ladies and gentlemen here is your winner, Dante!!!!

The fans go mental as Dante raises his hand in victory.

Tazz: Well Cole, looks like Dante is hardcore after all. Hey, what the?

‘Thanks for Nothing’ stops playing.
Boyo is suddenly in the ring and attacking Dante! A poke to the eye is quickly followed by a Swansea strike. As Dante gasps for air Boyo yells at the now standing Sickness and the Dark Alliance smile at each other. Boyo Irish whips Dante at the ropes, as The Assassin returns Boyo back body drops Dante. Sickness, behind Boyo, catchs Dante and hit’s a HUGE power bomb as the fans boo loudly!

Tazz: Hahahahah, Annihilator Powerbomb to Dante! Its moves like that Cole which prove the Dark Alliance are the greatest team in Sports Entertainment today!

MC: But can it be enough to beat Arkham and whoever his tag partner is on Sunday Tazz? I guess we will see. Goodnight!

As ‘Climbing up the Walls’ starts to play Xtreme Tv fades out to logo.