View Full Version : Nicknames for Brett Banner
The Doctor
14-07-2005, 05:58 PM
Put your thinking caps on, chaps - I'd like a little creative input from you here, please! :D
I'd like a new nickname for BB. I've been trawling the net, looking at every wrestler's nickname ever pretty much and have come to my wits end. I throw in the towel. :help
I like a bit of alliteration - hence the current "Brutal". I was also thinking he's from Birmingham, so maybe that, or "Brum" could fit in somewhere. Birmingham is (allegedly) famous for the Bull Ring, so maybe something to do with bulls.
Oh, I dunno, my head hurts now... :(
Barbaric Brett Banner
Brett The Butcher Banner
Brett The Bull Banner
or maybe Brett The B*tch Banner? :P
Mr. Perfect
14-07-2005, 06:13 PM
Bombastic Brett Banner
Big Brett Banner
Bruiser Brett Banner
Bizarre Brett Banner
Brett Bronco Buster Banner
The Doctor
14-07-2005, 06:14 PM
Barbaric Brett Banner
Ooh - I like.
Brett The Butcher Banner
See, you say "The Butcher" and you hear "Abdullah"... :(
Brett The Bull Banner
Bit Johnny Stamboli, I'm wondering if I can rip off "Raging Bull" or something like that.
or maybe Brett The B*tch Banner? :P
:roll Git.
Fidel Cashflow
14-07-2005, 06:14 PM
"The Birmingham Bull" Brett Banner
Or The Brummy Bruiser Brett Banner
MrFill
14-07-2005, 07:29 PM
You could always team up with Keith Jaxx:
Brett "Bum Bandit" Banner
I'll get my coat :D
Slim Jim
14-07-2005, 07:33 PM
MrFill = Legend.
Steeling from Spiral and TGO - "The Brummy Bull" Brett Banner.
The Doctor
14-07-2005, 09:04 PM
"The Birmingham Bull"
I thought of this, but was put off by the fact there's a Brummie basketball team called the Birmingham Bullets. In hindsight, it's cool and people aren't exactly likely to confuse the two!
Here is the Birmingham Bull, BTW - a statue in front of the Bull Ring (in case no one is getting the reference):
http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/6425/99014lt.jpg (http://img124.imageshack.us/my.php?image=99014lt.jpg)
Bombastic Brett Banner
Sounds great, but bombastic actually means "given to pompous language", "ostentatiously lofty in style"; "a man given to large talk"; "tumid political prose" - so probably not all that useful! :D
Maybe a combination of old and new nicknames - "The Birmingham Brute"?
Keep those suggestions coming, peeps - I appreciate it. (Except Mr Fill's contribution! :evil) :lol
Mr. Perfect
14-07-2005, 09:20 PM
Brett "Bull Horn" Banner
Bootylicious Brett Banner?
Brett Boner Banner?
No?
The Doctor
14-07-2005, 09:40 PM
Bootylicious Brett Banner?
Brett Boner Banner?
No?
Errrrrrrrr...no. :lol
The Doctor
14-07-2005, 09:45 PM
Bruiser Brett Banner
Or The Brummy Bruiser Brett Banner
This is growing on me...
Bruiser...
hmmm...
"Bruiser" Brody's been dead since July 17th, 1988. Maybe 17 years (nearly to the day) later, it's time for another...
Mr. Perfect
14-07-2005, 10:17 PM
Brett "Bottom Burp" Banner
lol, sorry but this made me laugh so much so i had to do it
"Body Bruier" Brett Banner
The Doctor
14-07-2005, 10:18 PM
Brett "Bottom Burp" Banner
lol, sorry but this made me laugh so much so i had to do it
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/3650/bbsmoke0ao.jpg (http://img209.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bbsmoke0ao.jpg)
Look at my face. Am I laughing?*
*yes. :lol
Mr. Perfect
14-07-2005, 10:50 PM
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/3650/bbsmoke0ao.jpg (http://img209.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bbsmoke0ao.jpg)
Look at my face. Am I laughing?*
*yes. :lol
LMAO, at first i was scary but them i found me smile and i laughed.
The Doctor
14-07-2005, 11:52 PM
How about a tag line (or whatever you'd call it) - you know:
"The Excellence of Execution"
"The Sensation of the Nation"
"The Refection of Perfection"
...you know the sort of thing I mean! :)
[edit]The Beauty of Brutality?
The Bruiser Of Birmingham
The Doctor
15-07-2005, 12:04 AM
The Maestro? (I know this used to be the name of a WCW guy, but he's dropped the name now).
The Maestro of Malice?
Maestro of the Mat?
Mr. Perfect
15-07-2005, 12:06 AM
The Maestro Man!
The Doctor
15-07-2005, 12:10 AM
The Maestro Man!
I come from down your way and I can play...
Mr. Perfect
15-07-2005, 12:21 AM
"Tugboat" brett banner
The Doctor
15-07-2005, 12:24 AM
I was a googlin' for inspiration and came across this:
(Parental Advisory - naughty words. Worse than bum. Words that come up with little *s round these parts)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Brett+aka+god
:lol
The Doctor
15-07-2005, 12:28 AM
"Tugboat" brett banner
You dissin' me? Definition of "tugboat":
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tugboat
Mr. Perfect
15-07-2005, 10:15 AM
Definition of "Tugboat": http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/332/image0068sl.th.jpg
The Doctor
15-07-2005, 01:18 PM
Definition of "Tugboat": http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/332/image0068sl.th.jpg
:lol
I'm not sure that's better! He looks like Bluto from Popeye! :D
"The Definition Of Destruction" :)
The Doctor
15-07-2005, 01:35 PM
"The Definition Of Destruction" :)
Now we're talking! I like that. I like it a lot. :thumbsup
The Doctor
15-07-2005, 02:29 PM
How about "The Engine of Destruction"?
This gets a :thumbsup from me as when I googled it, top of the list is an Incredible Hulk site with a green version of Banner's radiation symbol! :D
Mr. Perfect
15-07-2005, 02:37 PM
ummmm....Repo Man?
The Doctor
15-07-2005, 02:54 PM
ummmm....Repo Man?
Hmmm. Cool, but maybe implies a whole new gimmick of Banner actually being a Repo Man rather than it just being a nickname for him.
Great film though (saw it years and years ago, so my memory's a bit hazy) but I love it for introducing the cheesy "swear" word "Melon Farmer"! :D
What made you think of this?
PHIZZLE
15-07-2005, 03:36 PM
howabout Bret THE HAMMER Banner has a nice sound to it
Christof
15-07-2005, 03:53 PM
Please if you are not a part of TWOstars do not spam up our area of TWO
Thanks
The Doctor
15-07-2005, 04:10 PM
howabout Bret THE HAMMER Banner has a nice sound to it
You say "The Hammer" and I hear "Valentine"...
Plus the MC Hammer baggy pants and "You Can't Touch This" jokes would never cease! :D
Trash
15-07-2005, 04:22 PM
Brett "The Spanner" Banner
Please if you are not a part of TWOstars and don't have administrator powers do not spam up our area of TWO
Thanks
Fixed that for you ;)
The Doctor
15-07-2005, 04:37 PM
DraVen's got administrator powers... beyotch! :P
Stand back - there's an administrator coming through! :D
Mr. Perfect
15-07-2005, 06:17 PM
Hmmm. Cool, but maybe implies a whole new gimmick of Banner actually being a Repo Man rather than it just being a nickname for him.
Great film though (saw it years and years ago, so my memory's a bit hazy) but I love it for introducing the cheesy "swear" word "Melon Farmer"! :D
What made you think of this?
The Repo Man was in the WWE in the early 90's he was better known as Demolition Smash.
http://img304.imageshack.us/img304/870/repo5vf.jpg http://img304.imageshack.us/img304/7394/smash2iu.th.jpg
The Doctor
15-07-2005, 09:24 PM
How about the "Fun Loving Criminal"?
You know, come out to "The Fun Loving Criminal" by, er, The Fun Loving Criminals and do a sort of Eddie lie, cheat and steal anti-face gimmick...
FLC?
Maybe?
Well, I like it anyway - not for BB, but it could work for someone - sell watches out of a trenchcoat, dodgy DVDs, etc. Could have legs...
How about the "Fun Loving Criminal"?
...
Well, I like it anyway - not for BB, but it could work for someone - sell watches out of a trenchcoat, dodgy DVDs, etc. Could have legs...
Don't chavs do that? So can The Chav have it? :P
Darkstar
01-08-2005, 01:12 PM
Brett 'The Bunny' Bannor?
Brett 'Spammer hammer' Banner
No?
Dante
04-08-2005, 11:18 PM
Big Ol' Brett Banner
Behemoth Brett Banner
Brett Banner the Beat Down Administrator
Bombshell Brett Banner
Bombastic Brett Banner
Brett "Better Than You" Banner
More of heelish name, maybe something for the future?
The Doctor
04-08-2005, 11:22 PM
Behemoth
Hmmm. I do love the word - probably because of its use in Reservoir Dogs.
Behemoth. Behemoth. Maybe... :)
vBulletin® v3.7.2, Copyright ©2000-2009, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.