View Full Version : TWOstars Xtreme TV 20 - July 7th
Christof
04-07-2005, 08:40 PM
The following program is a post watershed production, it will contain scenes and storylines not suitable for children and some of the content may also be unacceptable to other viewers. This program may also contain strobe lighting effects.
'Carve me an Edge' by Fake Ideal starts to play as the XTV opening video plays.
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The trademark pyros go off as the camera fast scans around the arena, focusing on fan's signage
Cole: Welcome folks to another week of Xtreme TV! We are here in the world famous home of wrestling Madison Square Garden for what is another sold out blockbuster night
Tazz: Oh you're right there Cole, I can feel it
Cole: Bit of a home coming for both yourself and TWOstars this isn't it Tazz?
Tazz: Yeah! I'm Brooklyn born and bred and this place, MSG the granddaddy of them all is where TWOstars famously returned
Cole: Well in keeping with the pedigree of this arena we have a great show to look forward to tonight!
Tazz: Damn right Cole, The Future vs Draven Cage and Vinnie Vengeance
Cole: That certainly promises to be an intriguing and violent match Tazz
'Break Stuff' by Limp Bizkit starts to play as the crowd boo instantly
Cole: Speaking of The Future
A jet of flame shoots down the center of the walkway towards the ring. As it dies down a figure dressed in a black trenchcoat appears at the entrance to the walkway.The fans start to boo as the owner of TWOStars stalks down to the ring, his face almost dead.
TC: Please welcome the owner of TWOstars - Darkstar
Cole: I wonder what Darkstar is here for Tazz?
Tazz: Did you get a degree in stupidity Cole? He's the owner, it's his ring he has every right to be here
DS: OK, cut the freakin music
The music fades, replaced by a chorus of boos
DS: Yeah that's right carry on being ungrateful, at this rate TWOstars will NEVER return to New freakin York
Tazz: Hey!
The camera turns to Tazz who gets out of his seat in protest
Darkstar turns to Tazz
DS: Oh and you can shut up tubbs, hell you're more fluent wrestling pizzas you've been retired so long. So sit your ass down and let me get on with my business
The crowd start to chant DARKSTAR SUCKS before Darkstar rests on the ropes, waiting for the chant to die out
DS: Finally the "Intelligent" New York wrestling public shut the hell up
More boos that the TWOstars owner just revels in with a wry smile
DS: Now as you may know, last week the TWOstars United States Championship was vacated by Barry Gower in return for a possible World Title shot.
Darkstar goes to the edge of the ring and is handed the US title by Tony Chimmel
DS: Quite a nice belt I have to say, you know I commisioned the design myself.
Darkstar just ponders, admiring the belt before addressing the crowd and camera once more.
DS: Although I could just give myself this belt, I have decided instead that this belt should be earnt.
The crowd pop at the prospect of a title match
DS: Oh no, you lot can shut up, after that reception there ain't going to be no title matches in this building tonight
Tazz: That's harsh Cole, where does he get off eh?
DS: No this match shall take place next week in Canada!
Cole: Canada! That's huge news Tazz!
DS: That's right folks, we're an international company and that means we go places other than the plain old USA. In fact after Capital Carnage, TWOstars will not be returning to America until September!
Cole: TWOstars world tour Tazz, you've got to be psyched by that
Tazz: Tubbs, Pizza? What the hell?
DS: So next week at the Air Canada Centre in Toronto the main event shall be a fatal four way match to determine the new United States Champion.
The crowd half pops, trying to hide disappointment
DS: And the men vying for the title shall be; The Number One contender - Slim Jim
Crowd pops
DS: The first United States Champion - The Chav
The New York public voice their dislike
DS: Jimmy "The Prototype" Redman
The crowd go wild at the drop of Redman's name
DS: And, seeing as The Incredible Holt is now guaranteed a title shot at Summerslam, I think it's wise that The Future maintains an interest in gold elsewhere within TWOstars. So the final competitor in the Fatal Four Way shall be none other than Tom THE DISCIPLE TRAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSH!
Darkstar tosses the mic over the rope and leaves the ring without acknowledging the crowd.
Cole: What an announcement Tazz, the US title returns next week in Canada!
Tazz: Tubbs, oh geesh!
Cut to Capital Carnage promo
Slim Jim
04-07-2005, 09:15 PM
The arena goes completely dark apart from a few spotlights that circle the crowd in a figure of eight pattern. The crowd begin to cheer as Powerman 5000’s Relax begins to play.
Michael Cole: Speaking of the US Title Tazz. Here comes one of the participants in that fatal-four-way.
Tazz: I don’t really like this guy’s chances to be honest Cole.
Michael Cole: You shouldn’t underestimate Slim Jim. He beat Arkham and the Chav in a triple-threat to become the number 1 contender for this title.
Tazz: Well that doesn’t really matter, it’s a four way, so he’ll have no advantage, in-fact, no-one will. Well the Chav might have the advantage, simply because he’s better.
Two jets of sparks shoot up from either side of the ramp and Slim Jim steps out. The crowd cheer even louder than before as the lights go up and Slim walks onto the stage. He waits for the crowd to die down, and begins to speak. His voice is heard, even though he is not carrying, or wearing a visible, microphone.
Slim Jim:
The fans they chant the name of “Slim Jim” every night he steps in the ring.
Slim pauses as the sold out Garden crowd begin to chant that very name.
Slim Jim:
It will not be long before all over the world, they will be chanting “Slim Jim” as if they are chanting the name of a spirit in the hope of it arising. Slim Jim will be seen as a god. And the people will want to be under the power of his spell. By the time that Slim Jim returns to his home town of London for Capital Carnage, he will have a symbol of his power, a symbol of his mission. His mission to take over the world, bit by bit. This symbol will be the Talk Wrestling Online: SuperStars United States Championship. The world will see why Slim Jim is the Man, the Myth, the Legend. The world will see why Slim Jim is UN…TOUCHABLE. The world will see why Slim Jim is all powerful. It’s not long. It’s near. Slim Jim can feel it.
Slim clenches his fists by his sides and then lifts them in front of his face. He looks at them for a second and brings up to his mouth and holds them there for at least 10 seconds, while slightly shaking his whole body. He then relaxes them to his sides again.
Slim Jim:
The true future of TWO Stars will arise. Next week, in Toronto, Canada, you will all witness Slim Jim become the United States champion. The source of ALL that is good depends on it.
Relax.
Slim clicks his fingers and in a flash of light, he disappears from shot leaving only a wisp of smoke in the air where he was standing.
Michael Cole: What the?
Tazz: He's never done that before!
Ravenmark
05-07-2005, 12:24 PM
Back from commercial.
We cut to the announce table.
COLE: Well we understand Todd Grisham is standing by with Retromark…
Cut to backstage area.
TG: That’s right Michael, here I am with Re…..
RM: The name’s Hulkstermark, brother!
The camera pans to Retromark who is decked out completely like Hulk Hogan! The crowd cheers wildly!
TAZZ: Hulkstermark?!
COLE: Hulkstermark is the house!
RM: That’s right, brother! Hulstermark is here to tell you to eat your vitamins and say your prayers, Barry Gower! You see Gower when I step in that ring I will have the millions of Hulkstermark-a-maniacs behind me, willing me to beat your rich ass!
TAZZ: Hulkstermark-a-maniacs?! He’s insane!
COLE: He’s the Immortal One!
RM: You see, B-man, this ain’t no two bit promotion like where you used to work - This is TWO Stars!
The crowd cheers!
RM: And this is X-Treme Tv. And this is Madison Square Garden, the House that Hulk built!
The crowd appreciates the 'cheap pop'!
RM: So whatcha gonna do - WATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER - WHEN HULKSTERMARK AND HIS 16 INCH PYTHONS RUN WILD ON YOU!
The fans go wild for the ripped off catchphrase!
TAZZ: 16 Inch pythons? I thought Hogan had 24 Inch pythons?
COLE: Hulkstermark isn’t as buff as Hogan!
TAZZ: Buff?! Besides, the only pythons you like are the blue veined type, Cole!
COLE: Will you stop?!
Cut to ONS DVD Promo.
MrFill
07-07-2005, 01:42 AM
Back from the promo, we see Arkham in the dressing room, he seems to be limbering up for a match by dancing (badly) along to some early 90's pop tunes, he is also singing along (completely out of tune), which is a feat considering that he's dancing quite energetically - the crowd cheer and laugh at him
The camera pans around to show the door and Hulkstermark walks in, during one of his spins Arkham spots him and comes to a complete stop, he has a look on his face like a child who has just been given the newest toy for Christmas - reaching over he tries to press the pause button on the CD player a couple of times and turns off the music
HM: Hey Brother!
Arkham: Hul... Hul.. Hulkster? Is that really you? You're my favoritests wrestler in the WORLD
HM: Better believe it, brother! Hulkstermark is here - Have you been taking your vitamins and saying your prayers?
Arkham: Yes Mr Hulkstermark, sir - I tooked them to grow big and strong
Arkham starts hopping up and down from foot to foot, he runs back over to his CD player, fumbles with it to eject the CD (which pings across the room) and he grabs another from a stack and puts it in before pressing play - American Hero suddenly blares out from the stereo
HM: Yeah, Brother, the millions of Hulkstermark-a-maniacs are gonna love it!
Arkham: I knows everything about Hulkstermark - yeah, diggit!
HM: What?
Arkahm: No, that's wrong - Wooooooo!
HM: Wrong again, brother!
Arkham: I'm sorry, Just so excited to meeted you, my biggest hero
Arkham hops around a little, dancing to American Hero, HM walks over and turns off the CD
HM: So, brother, what was you dancing to before?
Arkham: Trying to find new music - friends say that my music is wrong, so I try to find more betterer music
HM: Right, brother, get some better music
Arkham: I have good idea - we call my other friends, they can help - Rolfmark, he's musicy, we call him
Arkham grins at Hulkstermark who just looks back at the big man in amazement
HM: Tell you what brother, I'll call him for you, OK?
Arkham: Rolfmark will probably be as happy to speak to Hulkstermark as I am - everybody loves Hulkstermark, everybody
Arkham runs around the room again like a kid who has just eaten too much chocolate
HM: Insane, this guy is just insane
Fade to a show line-up
Arkham is already in the ring and his music is fading out as “Blue Monday” by New Order kicks in and the crowd erupt in booing.
TC: And his opponent, weighing in at 217lbs, from Cardiff in Wales, representing The Dark Alliance, he is one half of the tag team champions…BOYO!!
The crowd erupt with booing once again.
Cole: And look at who he’s brought with him, Tazz…
Boyo walks down to the ring accompanied by Sickness, both men are carrying their tag team belts.
Tazz: Well, they are a team, Cole.
Cole: But this is a ONE ON ONE match, Tazz, Boyo should be out here on his own!
Tazz: Well perhaps The Dark Alliance wouldn’t mind if Arkham brought a friend out here?
Cole: Yeah right! I wonder what those two cowards would say if Ravenmark was out here?
Tazz: Ravenmark? Hulkmark? Hawkmark? Who gives a flying jabroni, Cole? Ravenmark is a fruity little man, he’s nothing to the tag-team champions!
“Blue Monday” fades out as Boyo climbs in the ring. Sickness skulks around outside.
{DING DING}
Boyo and Arkham circle each other and go for a collar and elbow, The Insane One gets the upper hand, he lifts Boyo in the air and sit-down slams him onto his back! The crowd pop!!
Cole: Woah! Look at the strength from Arkham!
Tazz: No doubt, Cole! Arkham may be a penny short of a pound but mah Gaahhd you’d be a fool to under-estimate him.
Arkham claps at himself, in a childlike fashion and looks to the crowd who roar encouragement.
Cole: Arkham’s not short of fans.
Boyo gets back to his feet and aims a punch at Arkham who blocks it and Irish-Whips Boyo. The Dark Alliance man comes back off the ropes and is met by a shoulder block from Arkham, Boyo crashes to the canvas as the crowd pop loudly and Boyo rolls out of the ring.
Cole: Look at Boyo getting out of Dodge, Tazz. He wants no part of this big man.
On the other side of the ring, behind Arkham, Sickness climbs to the apron and the crowd urge Arkham to look behind him.
Cole: Aww come on, man – this isn’t right.
Tazz: The Dark Alliance are a team, Cole, you take on one, you’ve got to account for the other!
Arkham looks at Sickness with a confused look on his face, Sickness is offering him a swig of Southern Comfort, straight from the bottle!
Tazz: Everyone’s in a party mood tonight, Cole.
Cole: Sickness should be banned from ringside. Alcohol has no part at ringside.
Arkham refuses the booze and Sickness scowls at him. Boyo gets in the ring and runs at Arkham…
Cole: LOOK OUT ARKHAM!!
…Arkham turns around and just stands there as Boyo runs into the man mountain and rebounds off him to the canvas again!! The crowd pop as Arkham smiles playfully and delivers a standing splash to Boyo! Arkham goes for a cover:
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Kickout!
Boyo gets to his feet, with a look of annoyance on his face. Arkham Irish whips Boyo into a corner and follows through with a running elbow. Boyo reels back in pain. Arkham repeats this in the opposite turnbuckle. Arkham goes for a 3rd time but as he goes for a third running elbow, Boyo EXPLODES out of the corner with a 360 Texas Tornado Punch that staggers Arkham.
Cole: Shades of the late, great Kerry von Erich, Tazz and perhaps Boyo has the momentum?
Boyo climbs the second turnbuckle and goes for a flying Crucifix pin, but Arkham catches Boyo on his shoulders and delivers a…
Cole: Huge Samoan Drop
Arkham goes for the cover
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THR-
Boyo gets the shoulder up, to a big crowd boo.
Cole: Arkham’s had the better of this match, Tazz, because Boyo has underestimated him. Yes, he’s simple, but he’s a big strong man and a great fighter.
Arkham drags Boyo to his feet and goes for a big punch but Boyo ducks it and delivers a lightning fast poke-in-the-eye!! The crowd boo so loudly as Arkham holds his face.
Tazz: It doesn’t matter how big you are, Cole, a poke in the eye hurts. It hurts bad.
Cole: A cheap shot by this despicable Boyo, Tazz, and I see Boyo is up to the same old tricks in TWOStars as he was in the ERE!
Tazz: Indeed he is, Cole, but take a look at his ERE record; this is the man who made the great Fill TAP.
Cole: True that.
Tazz: And if he can make Fill tap, you gotta think that he can make Arkham tap?
Cole: I doubt that, Tazz, Fill and Arkham are completely different wrestlers.
Boyo kicks Arkham in the gut and shoves his head in between his legs, as if to do a powerbomb.
Cole: What’s Boyo got planned here?
Boyo hoists Arkham over his right shoulder and balances Arkham’s spine over it, so the Insane One is looking at the arena roof. Boyo drops down to one knee, Arkham is nearly bent in two!! The crowd gasp!
Cole: BARRY ISLAND BACK BREAKER ON ARKHAM!!
Boyo goes for a cover.
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Arkham benches Boyo off him, sending Boyo halfway across the ring! The crowd applaud, impressed.
Cole: What a great show of strength by Arkham right there. I think Boyo’s learning that TWOStars is a whole kettle of fish different than the ERE!
Tazz: Too right, Cole. You will ONLY catch Arkham here on TWOStars.
Both Boyo and Arkham get to their feet and Boyo taunts Arkham by tapping the side of his head to denote “intelligence”. The crowd boo loudly.
Cole: What a jackass, Tazz, he’s picking on Arkham’s mental capacity!
Tazz: Or lack of it!
Cole: Whatever, Tazz! Boyo makes me sick.
Outside the ring Sickness throws Tony Chimmel off his seat and brings a steel chair to ringside. The crowd start booing.
Cole: And now Sickness has got a steel chair! Arkham had better be careful.
Sickness climbs up on the apron and starts waving the chair around, with blood-stained gritted teeth! This gets Arkham’s, and the ref’s, attention. Both tend to Sickness.
Tazz: Sickness isn’t doing anything illegal, Cole, he’s just holding a chair is all!!
Cole: You know damn well Sickness is up to no good.
From behind, Boyo kneels down a delivers a –
Cole: LOW BLOW! LOW BLOW! LOW BLOW TO ARKHAM.
Arkham, understandably, holds his jewels as the crowd boo loudly.
Cole: Boyo could capitalise here!
Boyo gets Arkham in an inverted chinlock, so Arkham is still on his feet, but is bending 90 backwards, like a reverse DDT. Boyo then falls backwards and plants Arkham’s spine over his knee!
Cole: BREAKIN’ BEACON!! (A brand new move I just made up :xyx)
Tazz: WHAT?!?
Instead of going for a pin, Boyo grabs both of Arkham’s legs and stomps on his hamstrings…
Cole: Uh-oh
Tazz: This is curtains for Arkham.
Boyo flips Arkham onto his stomach and locks in a Texas Cloverleaf!!
Cole: CLOVERLEAF ON ARKHAM! CLOVERLEAF ON ARKHAM!
Arkham taps to the cloverleaf from Boyo. The crowd erupt in booing.
{DING DING DING}
“Blue Monday” kicks in as Tony Chimmel grabs the mic.
TC: The winner of this match, by way of submission, BOYO!!!
Cole: Well Boyo grabs the win, folks, but it was undeserved you’ve gotta say. Sickness distracted the ref and Boyo landed a low-blow.
Arkham stays in the ring, on his back, but slowly gets to his feet, looking up the aisle at The Dark Aliance, who quickly make their way up the stage. Boyo and Sickness then look back at Arkham, look at each other, and then burst out laughing. “Blue Monday” continues playing.
Cole: Oh they look really pleased with themselves, don’t they?!
Tazz: Heh heh…they sure do.
The camera returns backstage to Darkstars office where The Judge is seen emerging, Josh Matthews approaches with a microphone.
JM: The Judge if you don’t mind, may I ask what you were doing in the boss office?
The Judge: Well Josh, last week got me thinking, more specifically the words of The Assassin Dante Mueller got me thinking, you see, he takes care of his business, and in a style I cant help but admire, and well that got me thinking about my business here in TWO Stars, and what I have accomplished. No doubt I am happy to be here and am proud of what I have achieved, yet there is still some unfinished business that I have yet to (bangs the sledgehammer on a nearby crate) finalise, resolve, finish..once and for all and for the good of TWOStars, and that is…..Re-Evolution!
JM: Re-Evoliution? But what has that got to do with Darkstars office?
The Judge: It has plenty to do with why I am here Josh, don’t you see, cast your mind back if you will to Backlash of this year, a night of controversy; something told me that night was not the end of my dealings with the plague that is Re-Evolutin. Yet out of that chaos came a strange order, for you see fate swung in the opposite direction and I found myself with no place to turn when the time came, a shot at the tag belts and it takes two to tag, so it was so very appropriate that The Assassin Dante Mueller answered the call that night and fought by my side. We were not victorious…but something also told me that the night then was not my final encounter with The Assassin. And so fast forward to today, not a lot has changed I am still trying to overcome what seems to be the impossible, and that is the destruction of corruption!
Yet I find that I am not alone, the task is less a burden when more than one carry the load and right now I am seeking the destruction of Re-Evolution tonight, with my tag team partner….The Asssassin. Fate has come full circle and it will be completed tonight. Darkstar has made it official, and that Josh is final!
The Judge turns and walks down the corridor, when a voice suddenly emerges out of seemingly no where
???: So you presumed I would say yes?
The figure emerges from the darkness revealing himself to be The Assassin.
The Judge: It seemed the logical course, you know what has to be done.
The Assassin: Then we will unite tonight and bring down Re-Evolution, we will see how this goes, maybe it will work and maybe not.
The Judge: It must work, otherwise futility will reign in this company and we will be the ones who serve under it.
The Assassin: Then let’s get out there and take care of this business!
Cut to KOTR DVD ad
Return from KOTR DVD ad
TC: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall!
The arena goes in complete darkness. Then R Kelly is heard over the PA. “Best of…Both Worlds. Whoo! The lights go on and pyro shoots off as Mickhail Mills and MDM Chris Eagles strut out onto the stage. Mills has his arm in the air and MDM is taunting the crowd.
TC: Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Benjamin Black, weighing in at a combined weight of 503lbs, they are The Phenomenal One Mickhail Mills and MDM Christopher Eagles…..Re-Evolution!
Cole: Well, Mills and Eagles being backed up by their, ace up the sleeve, as it were, in the form of Benjamin Black but no sign it seems of Barry Gower or Ted DiBiase, what do you make of that Tazz?
Tazz: I don’t make nothing Cole, you read too much into things like this, Gower has an important match later tonight, and he’s you know getting ready like, mentally and stuff.
Cole: Be that as it may, Re-Evolution the experienced team, set to take on the newly formed alliance of The Judge and The Assassin.
Black and Eagles walk up the ramp and enter the ring, go to pose but realise Mills is still on the stage ramp.
The camera returns up the ramp to Mills who is taunting the fans in the front row, before he cockily smirks at them and slowly saunters down the entranceway slapping his chest and raising his arms in the air.
Cole: Mickhail Mills certainly not short of confidence going into this one.
Mills climbs up onto the apron, bounces his back off the second rope and springs up into the ring. Eagles stands beside Mills and begins pointing towards the ring and ramp way before Benjamin Black steps in and calms the two down.
Cole: A bit of a erm…pep talk going on in the camp of Re-Evolution.
Tazz: Always with the cheap shots at these guys Cole, I guess you don’t know what its like to be in a clique, hehe unless it was a dork gang hehe.
Best of Both Worlds fades out.
TC: Aaaand their oppo….
Mills grabs the mike from Chimmel.
Cole: Well we are going to hear from Mickhail Mills it seems.
MM: You know guys I love coming here to New York!
(The crowd cheers)
MM: Because where else would you find such Phenomenal fans such as these?
(Mills turns to Black and Eagles who shrug, as the crowd cheer again)
MM:…as it is so appropriate that The Phenomenal One, that’s me, performs in front of a bunch of Phenomenal losers like these! HaHa!
Cole: That was not necessary.
Tazz: Well he is Phenomenal Cole, can’t argue with that.
Mills slaps the hands of Black and Eagles before throwing the mike back at Chimmel, who looks nervous as Eagles walks over to him pulls out the wad of cash, and sticks some notes in the mouth of Tony Chimmel before patting him on the head.
Cole: The nerve of these guys.
Tazz: I don’t know Cole, money is money!
Thanks for Nothing by Dope is heard across the PA.
Everything goes pitch black followed by a lightening strike which triggers a massive pyro explosion from which a figure emerges.
TC: Erm….and their opponents, first from Hermann MO, weighing in at 235lbs…..he is The Assassin….. Dante Mueller!
As the arena is bathed in red Mueller stands on the entrance ramp staring intently at the ring.
Thanks for Nothing is replaced with Haunted by Evanescence
TC: Aaaaand his tag team partner, from Atlanta Georgia, weighing in at 275lbs….he is The Judge….Sid Commandant!
The Judge emerges from the curtain and raises the sledghammer, which triggers another pyro shoot. The Judge joins The Assassin and both men raise their arms and strike their raised fists before sprinting down the ramp into the ring where Re-Evolution are waiting for them.
Cole: And here we go Tazz this one starting out with a bang.
The Judge and The Assassin exchange right hands with Mills and Eagles respectively
Tazz: No doubt Cole all four men battling it out right now.
Mills charges at Judge who backdrops him over the top rope, whilst Mueller knocks Eagles back towards the ropes before clotheslining him over the top to the floor.
The crowd cheer as The Judge and The Assassin mount the turnbuckles and salute out to the fans.
Mills kicks the ringsteps in anger, whilst Eagles smacks the ring apron.
Cole: Re-Evolution not getting the best start to this contest, as the referee pleads to both teams to get one man in the ring.
Commandant and Mueller smack fists again before The Assassin leaves the ring, whilst The Judge beckons a member of Re-Evolution to enter the ring. Mills turns to Eagles and the camera catches the Phenomenal One telling MDM “I got this one”. Eagles thus steps up onto the apron as Mills enters the ring.
Cole: So it’s The Judge and Mickhail Mills to officially start this one, as the referee calls for the bell and we are underway.
Commandant and Mills circle the ring before hooking up in the centre, both men straining to get the leverage. Mickhail ducks under The Judge, hooks the waist and quickly takes Commandant down to the mat. The Phenomenal One nimbly pops back up and slaps his own chest with pride, turns and yells “that’s how you do it” to the crowd who throw a “You Suck” back at him.
Cole: Great amateur wrestling skills being shown by The Real Fn Show.
Tazz: Yeah and don’t he know it, usually should follow up on that.
Mills turns back but is met with a boot to the gut by The Judge who hooks the head of Mills and hits a Fishermans Suplex, before rolling back and taking down the rising Mills with a clothesline.
Tazz: Whoah shouldn’t have given The Judge that opening!
Commandant lifts Mills, whips him to the ropes and knocks him down with a diving shoulder tackle. Wasting no time The Judge picks up Mickhail again but is met with a series of forearms from The Phenomenal One, who rises and grabs The Judge into a headlock.
Cole: Mickhail Mills beginning to respond now.
The Judge backs up to the ropes and runs forward escaping the headlock, returns and aims another clothesline at Mills who ducks and nails the running Commandant with a spinning heel kick.
Tazz: Oh man right on the jaw!
Mills immediately picks up The Judge and lifts him into the air in the vertical suplex position and holds him there………before snapping down into a brain buster.
Cole: All the blood rushing to the head of The Judge before Mickhail Mills dropped that devastating brianbuster!
Mills saunters over to the corner and tags in MDM, who quickly steps through the ropes and begins pounding on the head of The Judge. Eagles picks up Commandant and whips him into the turnbuckle corner, before charging at The Judge who rolls out of the way and tags in The Assassin who springs onto the ropes, launching himself at Eagles, taking him down with the Missile dropkick.
Cole: Oh my, what a start for Dante Mueller, MDM didn’t see that coming.
Mueller gets back up and signals to the crowd who cheer in response. The Assassin then approaches Eagles who is slumped in the corner, goes to picks him up but is pulled into the turnbuckle by MDM who grabs the tights of The Assassin.
Tazz: Mueller ate some turnbuckle pad there, smart thinking by Christopher Eagles.
Eagles pushes Mueller back into the corner and chops the chest of Dante, the crowd “woooo”ing in response. But The Assassin stands up fully meeting the stare of Eagles who chops the chest of Mueller again, but is knocked back out of the corner by The Assassin who unleashes a series of right hands which forces Eagles back into the opposite corner.
Cole: I think MDM just lit a fire under The Assassin!
Mueller quickly skips back and runs at Eagles hitting the Stinger Splash into the corner, before skipping back once more and sprinting and diving at MDM once more, but Eagles steps out of the way and hooks the waist of Mueller taking him over into a German Suplex.
Cole: The neck and the head crashing to the canvas as The Judge wills The Assassin on.
Eagles gets back up, lifts The Assassin and body slams him to the mat with force, before grabbing the leg of Mueller and leading him to the corner of Re-Evolution where he tags in Mills.
Cole: Mickhail Mills back in as the advantage has switched back to Re-Evolution.
The Phenomenal One takes the leg of Mueller from Eagles and waits for The Assassin to get up, hopping on one leg, before landing a kick to the other leg of Mueller, which knocks him down. Mills immediately hooks both legs of Mueller and applies a Texas Cloverleaf but with one knee on the back of The Assassin
Tazz: The Style Shooter Cole, a devastating move,
Cole: Not quite fully locked in, still fight left in The Assassin!
The Judge bounds in and kicks the back of Mills who releases the hold, whilst Mueller escapes and aims a superkick at the head of The Phenomenal One, but Mills sees it coming and grabs the leg of Mueller again, before taunting The Assassin and tries to yank the legs out from under Mueller.
Cole: The Assassin precariously hopping on leg, Mickhail Mills has Mueller right where he wants him!
Mills pulls back again but Mueller keeps his balance before pulling his own leg back which hurtles Mills towards The Assassin who takes down Mickhail with a short arm clothesline.
Tazz: What a move by The Assassin!
Dante gets back up, nursing the leg and lifts Mills onto his shoulders, before turning to face MDM and plants The Phenonmenal One to the mat with the Death Valley Driver.
Cole: Mickhail Mills driven into the mat, Dante has got the pin!
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Eagles scoots through the ropes and drops an elbow onto the back of The Assassin, breaking the pin, The Judge steps through the ropes and the four men engage in a stare down.
Cole: Somewhat of a stalemate here.
Tazz: That’s right, who makes the first move though Cole?
Eagles points at The Judge who nods in response as Mueller and Mills step through the ropes.
Cole: Well no tags were made but I guess both teams agreeing on who the legal men will be to continue this match.
Both men circle the ring, Eagles checks his wrist tape whilst The Judge adjusts his elbow pad, before both men explode towards one another, wildly swinging.
Cole: Oh my, it seems to have broken down into a fight here!
Tazz: You’re damn right it’s a fight, look at these two go!
The crowd cheer as both men exchange right hands continuously, neither backing down. The Judge aims at Eagles once more, who ducks and pokes Commandant in the eye, before whipping him to the ropes and takes him down with a back body drop.
Cole: The dirty tactics coming into play again by MDM
Tazz: Hey Cole when you play this game you play to win!
Eagles struts to the corner and beckons The Judge to get up.
Cole: Uh oh I think MDM wants to deliver The Final Payment!
Tazz: Yeah this should bankrupt The Judge, you know Cole, money?
Cole:……Eagles begging The Judge to get up!
MDM bursts out of the corner and aims the kick at the head of Commandant..
Cole: No dice, he ducked!
Eagles turns and is grabbed by The Judge who lifts MDM and plants him with a spinebuster, before Commandant grabs the throat of Eagles and lifts him to his feet and then into the air into the Gorilla Press.
Tazz: You know what’s coming next Cole!
The Judge drops Eagles onto his shoulder and then into the powerslam.
Cole: With great force! Into the cover.
One
Two
Thr.
Cole: No..the shoulder up from Chris Eagles, much to the relief of Mickhail Mills!
MDM crawls over to the corner and tags in The Phenomenal One, who steps through the ropes and hits a dropkick to the unsuspecting Commandant, before picking The Judge up, hooking him and taking him over and down into the T-Bone suplex, before getting up and signalling to MDM who mounts the ropes and dives off..
Cole: What is this..Oh my The Money Shot from Chris Eagles!
The referee shouts at Eagles and begins forcing him to leave the ring whilst Mills picks up The Judge, whips him to the ropes…
Cole: Blind tag made by The Assassin!
…and grabbing The Judge from the momentum, lifting into the air, slamming him onto the knee of Mills with a Rock Bottom.
Tazz: Oooh, the Spinal Tap from Mickhail Mills, but he’s got other problems to worry about now.
The Assassin steps through the ropes and grabs the back of the head of Mills before planting him with the Scorpion Death Drop, meanwhile the referee turns back and begins forcing Mueller out of the ring.
Cole: What is happening here?
Tazz: The referee didn’t see the tag Cole!
Mills takes advantage of the situation and hits a low blow to The Judge before jumping into the air and hitting a standing Enziguri to the back of the head of Commandant.
Mills pops back up and taunts the crowd whilst MDM yells at The Phenomenal One to follow up.
Cole: Certainly a lot of cockiness being shown by Mickhail Mills…
The Phenomenal One lifts The Judge but is caught and planted to the mat with a spinning neck breaker.
Tazz: Yeah well he just paid for it there.
The Judge crawls to the corner and tags in The Assassin much to the delight from the crowd; Dante hops the ropes and takes down Mills with a clothesline, Eagles bounds into the ring but is met with a clothesline from Mueller also.
Cole: The Assassin is on fire here!
Mueller picks up Mills and signals to The Judge who joins him. Both men hook the head of Mickhail, lift and slam him to the mat.
Tazz: Double vertical suplex! The teamwork being shown here by The Judge and The Assassin.
The Judge goes over to Eagles and lifts him into the side walk slam position, whilst The Assassin grabs the back of the head of MDM, the three crash to the mat.
Cole: Oh my, a sidewalk slam, reverse DDT combo!
Eagles rolls out to the floor and is joined by Mueller, the two begin exchanging punches, whilst in the ring Mills and Commandant go toe to toe. The Phenomenal One ducks a right hand from The Judge and clotheslines him over the top rope, Commandant lands on the apron and grabs the head of Mills, before suplexing him over the top rope onto the apron also.
Cole: What will be the result of this, both men struggling to keep their footing on the apron.
The referee goes over to Mueller and Eagles and begins telling them to get back in the ring, whilst Benjamin Black runs over to The Judge and lifts him off the apron to the floor with the electric chair, Mills turns and dives off the apron onto the prone Commandant with a moonsault.
Tazz: That was a thing of beauty!
Cole: Yes it’s just a damn shame that Benjamin Black has interfered!
Mueller and Eagles begin fighting their way over towards the pile of humanity that is The Judge and Mickhail Mills. Benjamin Black lifts up Mills and points back towards the ring, The Phenomenal One smiles and slowly climbs through the ropes and stands alone in the ring.
Cole: What has Mickhail Mills got in mind!
Mills looks out towards the outside and sees The Judge and The Assassin fighting with Black and MDM in a large brawl.
Mickhail makes a running start towards the turnbuckles, before jumping onto the second turnbuckle and launching into a high jump style moonsault to the outside on the four men.
Cole: Oh my, the Show Stopper! Onto Eagles The Judge Black and The Assassin!
Tazz: He wiped them all out!
The crowd go wild as the camera cuts to a split screen replay of the dive, before returning to the carnage scene, all five men still down.
Cole: I don’t know if anyone survived that!
The Assassin is the first to recover and he slides under the bottom rope, whilst the four others slowly get back to their feet. Mueller glances to the outside before a sly smile creeps across his face.
Tazz: Oh no not again!
Dante runs towards the opposite ropes before sprinting towards the other side, diving cleanly over the top rope into a summersault plancha onto the four men.
Cole: This is insane! This is Xtreme TV! Every man putting all on the line!
The Assassin slowly gets up and yells at the crowd who cheer in response, before picking up Mills and rolling him back into the ring, as The Judge crawls under the bottom rope also, as Eagles and Mueller continue to brawl on the outside.
Cole: The two legal men in the ring now, although with all that has gone on I’m not sure.
Tazz: How is this match even able to keep going?
The Judge rises and meets the stare of Mickhail Mills, the two men charge at one another, Commandant ducks the clothesline of Mills and lands a boot to the mid section of The Phenomenal One, before hooking both arms.
Cole: He is setting him up for Guilty As Charged!
Tazz: Wait a minute Cole What’s this!?
The crowd boo as Barry Gower sprints down the ramp into the ring.
Cole: The Judge has his back turned, and Black has the referee distracted!
Tazz: Look out!
Commandant on hearing the boos, releases Mills and turns around to see Gower charging towards him. The Judge quickly ducks and Gower hurtles past Commandant into the rising Mickhail Mills.
Cole: Oh my, Barry Gower has laid out fellow Re-Evolution member Mickhail Mills!
Tazz: It was an accident Cole, he didn’t mean it!
The Judge rises and clotheslines the shocked Gower over the top rope to the floor, lifts Mills and hits the sitout pedigree.
Cole: Guilty As Charged! I don’t believe this, into the cover!
The referee turns away from Black who has his head in his hands and makes the count
One
Two
Three.
Tazz: Oh my God, talk about a backfire!
TC: Here is your winner by pinfall the team of The Judge and The Assassin!
The Judge exits the ring and meets Mueller on the ramp, where the two smack raised fists and raise their arms into the air, as Black, Eagles and Gower all climb into the ring
Cole: The Judge and The Assassin get the win Barry Gower cost his team the match, and I sense this will not go down well in Re-Evolution.
Tazz: What will the fallout from this be?
The camera switches between The Judge and The Assassin, and Re-Evolution in the ring who are arguing amongst themselves.
Cut to ad break.
Colin
08-07-2005, 01:51 AM
Deep Purple's "Perfect Strangers" begins to play as out from the back walks Victoria Ramsden. She struts her way towards the ring to a rather large pop from the crowd. (Yes, women can strut, I just made it so my typing it in this narration, I am lord. BOW DOWN!). She walks up the ring steps and enters the ring to various cat calls and cheers from... well the men in the crowd at least, and since they make up the majority, well, you know how it is. She takes the microphone from TC was a rather large smile on her face.
VR: Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr Phillip Martin Atken would like to take some time of tonights show to discuss his future plans for TWOStars. This time has be okayed by Mr. Darkstar, if by "okay" you mean he cussed up a storm then kicked us out our office, until he got a phone call from The Network in his office and finally agreed... *ahem*... Sorry about that. Without further stalling, I would like to introduce you to one of TWOStar's Champions and the TWO Network Representative, YOUR TV Champion and mine, Phillip Martin Atken!
Tazz: Oh great, this idiot is finally brave enough to show his face in front of a crowd after CHEATING Triple V out of the title.
Cole: A wins a win Tazz, and I did warn you Atken was a tricky man.
Tazz: Since when did you support cheating?
Cole: Since it meant the right man won.
Tazz: Of course, by right man, you mean underdog right?
And with that, whatever that was, Perfect Strangers begins to play again as out walks PMA himself, the TV Title Belt drapped over his left shoulder (although why you'd ever drape a belt over your shoulder is unknown) and wearing a rather fetching black suit (NO I AM NOT GAY). Atken walks down to the ring, slides in and grabs the microphone off of Victoria.
PMA: Well, despite my lack of impact last week... apart from that one incident.
Tazz: That one incident where he almost destroyed C2K's chance of ever having a family he means.
Cole: He, the Nutshot is a deadly move, C2K should have had his guard up and shouldn't have got into Atken's face when he was a complete failure at KotR.
PMA: Due to that one incident, the network didn't allow me to have a celebration party to celebrate this lovely title belt staying with the network. Not that I'm saying TWOStar's shouldn't have this belt, they just shouldn't have it yet. I mean I love this company, where else could a guy sneak in through the back door and take out Kevin Nash!
Tazz: There he goes again with the Vegas jokes. He's verging on Jerry Lawler levels of humour.
PMA: Although, I do admit, I'm surprised Mr. Vegas managed to survive so long in the match without his arm falling off or whatever it is Nash is up to these days. "I tried to pick up my phone and I pulled a hamstri....
Victoria walks over to Phil and whispers something into his ear.
PMA: Oh wait, he ISN'T Nash? Coulda fooled me, big lumbering giant with all the charm of an outdoor toilet. However, I can't insult this Triple V fella too much...
The fans boo at such a terrible, awful, sickening statement.
PMA: I'll be honest, I'll call a spade a spade, last week, instead of being out here to entertain you fans - which oddly enough is a ratings draw and I have a pie bar graph chart to prove it - I was backstage doing the other half of my job on behalf on the Network. You see, now I have to keep a balance, I am the Network's champion, I am a TWOStar's champion, which means I have to tour with TWOStars, and such, but I still have to do what I was sent here for. Make TWOStars the best show it can possibly be...
The fans react to this in a large cheer.
Tazz: There he goes again, kissing ass to get somewhere. No doubt that's how he landed this job.
Cole: And how did you land yours?
Tazz: I don't have to answer that.
Cole: You don't want to either
PMA: And that is exactly what I was doing from when Xtreme TV... Seriously, Xtreme... Where did the E go... anyway as I was saying, from when this show went off the air, I was researching it to see what worked and what didn't work. According to this, Boyo's suit induced nausia... but we won't get into that. The thing I want to get into, is to give the devil his due. Last week, the CAGE MATCH MAIN EVENT...sorry I just wanted to yell that. But the Main Event spiked the ratings. Almost to an all time high, the highest it's been in a little while for that segment, I won't bore you with details, or say that the spike could have been due to the Dog Show that was airing after Xtreme TV. For some reason, people love Dogs.
Tazz: What the hell is this idiot rambling about.
Cole: This idiot could remove you from your job in seconds and take it over.
PMA: However, whatever you want to cut it, last week Triple V was a huge draw. Now I was thinking about this, many people, like that bald idiot sitting next to Michael Cole, DON'T THINK I DON'T WATCH PPV REPLAYS TAZZ, seem to think I cheated to win this title. I'll be honest, I do anything to win, like more for it, or hate more for it, if the oppertunity arises I strike.
Tazz: If by "strike" you mean cheat your ass off.
PMA: So I began to think, how could I top last weeks Main Event. How could I aid Vegas... Violence... Vegan... OH WHATEVER THE HELL HE IS, in to making tonights Main Event the highest rated segment in network history. One thing popped into my head, throw in another ratings draw into the mix, and who had the second highest rated segment of the night, well that'd be me.
Tazz: He certainly has a high opinion of himself, I'd like to see the stats he's using.
PMA: However, I'll be honest, I'm not quite ready to start wrestling again after facing Vege at King of the Ring. I'm not going to tease that, that would be right to you fine fans.
The fans begin to cheer again.
Cole: Well Tazz, even you must admit, he knows he to work a crowd.
Tazz: I'll admit he knows how to kiss a crowds ass.
PMA: So I thought of one other way to make record ratings, see, in the main event already we have four HEEEEEEEEEEEEUGE talents, and we have our draw of last week, Triple V, well we'll find out if it really was Triple V soon enough, it could have been Snap Into a... Slimjim... Ohhhh yeah diggit.
Tazz: Is he having some sort of fit?
Cole: I have no idea.
PMA: However, tonight I want to make history, so I am going to sit right down here, with a headset on, next to Michael Cole and Tazz, and commentate on the match, which means my charm alone will draw huge ratings. When you add that to the match we already have... RATINGS HISTORY BABY...
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Jesus christ, I said ratings a lot. THANK YOU AND SEE YOU LATER!
Cole: Woah, well PMA did say he would interject himself into the Main Event. I think we're going to end up with two Main Events, Tazz vs. PMA and the tag match itself.
Tazz: And I think you better shut up.
Ravenmark
08-07-2005, 11:22 AM
TC: The following contest is scheduled for one fall…
“ Ride the Lightening” by Metallica hit’s the speakers and the crowd begin to boo…
TC: Please welcome weighing in at 285lbs, from Belfast Northern Ireland, the newest member of Re-evolution, “The Future”, Barry Gower!
Gower walks out through the curtain drawing in the crowd reaction. Gower makes his way to the ring ignoring the crowds booing and jeering.
COLE: This man, Barry Gower, has a serious attitude problem, Tazz!
TAZZ: He’s also a seriously good wrestler, Cole! Former Ex-Rev Tag Team Champeen, The last ever Ex-Rev Intercontinental Champeen, TWO Stars United States Champeen and of course The Million Dollar Champeen! He’s almost won as many titles as me!
BG gets to ringside, where he skips from side to side to more loud booing from the crowd.
COLE: This New York Crowd does not like The Future!
TAZZ: It’s my town, Cole - but some of these people do not have any taste!
Gower jumps up onto the ring apron, a LOUD pyro shots off from the entrance way, Gower steps through the middle rope as his music fades out.
TC: And his opponent…
‘Real American’ Blasts into the arena causing the crowd to go crazy!
TC: Weighing in at 210 and three quarter pounds, now residing in Manhattan New York…
TAZZ: Please! That was for a cheap pop!
RM appears on the stage in full Hulk Hogan attire - the fans cheer (and laugh) loudly!
TC: The Immortal - HULKSTERMARK!
Hulkstermark gets in the ring and attempts to rip his shirt off…he fails and just lamely pulls it off normally.
TAZZ: BG is going to rip this clown up - I can’t wait Cole!
COLE: Retromark has caused big upsets, before, Tazz - Remember when he pinned Darkstar?
TAZZ: Only thanks to interference by that jerk off Brian Dammage - and where is he now?!
The bell rings and Gower and RM circle each other - they go to lock up - but Gower holds a hand up to RM.
COLE: What’s this?
TAZZ: BITCH SLAP!
COLE: Oh the humiliation!
RM stares at Gower in disbelief before nailing him with a couple of stiff right hands! He whips him into the rope and goes for The Axe Bomber, but he’s caught by Gower who reverses the move and hits a massive DDT!
COLE: It's the nastiest DDT since Jakethesnakemark.
TAZZ: I knew it would be over quickly!
One
Two
Th….
COLE: Hulkstermark kicks out of the DDT!
TAZZ: This can only get better.
COLE: Hulkstermark is NOW HULKING UP!
Gower throws a right hand at Hulkstermark - but it’s totally no sold. Another right hand - again it’s no Sold. He throws another right hand which again is no sold - this time RM stands up straight and points at Gower - the crowd OOOH - they’ve seen this many times before!
COLE: BG throws another right hand at Hulkstermark - he blocks it! RM throws a right hand of his own….and another!
Hulkstermark sends Gower into the ropes!
TAZZ: BIG BOOT!
COLE: We know what’s coming next, Tazz!
RM rebounds off the ropes….
COLE: THE BIG LEGDROP!
Hulkstermark makes the cover!
1
2
3
The bell rings! “ Real American” fills the arena - The Crowd go Wild!
COLE: Retromark has pinned Barry Gower!
TAZZ: I can’t believe it - Gower jobbed to a leg drop!
COLE: The leg drop of doom, Tazz! HULKSTERMARK-A-MANIA IS RUNNING WILD!
Hulkstermark poses for the crowd as we fade to black.
Evil Gringo
09-07-2005, 10:09 AM
We come back from commercial to see the Evil Gringo sat down head in his hands... Trash and King Holt are around him, worried and distant at the same time...
EG: DC, DC... Draven Cage... that essa is gonna die... DIE!
Trash: Chill Gringo... come on, we've got him in the ring tonight and he'll pay... Alright calm down, I'm sure... hey you over there, this is a private conversation!
Trash has spotted the camara man who was filiming their backstage conversation...
EG: Holt essa, do me a favour and get rid of that chico eh?
With this the camara man runs off and the picture is lost... We come back to Cole and Tazz at ringside...
Cole: Ladies and gentleman, as you can see our world champ is a little upset...
Tazz: But this isn't just because of the attack DC put on him last week...
Cole: No, because this week, Draven Cage made it personal... Lets look at the footage....
A video package begins to play, shoot on a grainy handheld we see Draven Cage pop into the picture... The scene is a dank and dingy basement and in a chair is a person, no a female and DC is stood next to her, sly smile on his face
DC: Are we on my lady?
Pain: Yes handsome... the show has begun...
DC: It has my precious... hey Gringo, you watching? I wasn't sure I got my message across last week just as I wanted so I thought I'd make a little video to really grab your attention...
Pain: Tell him handsome... show him the message...
DC: Easy Pain, patience... Now Gringo you may have noticed I have a guest, a person who may know very well... No its not Trash, or Darkstar or even Holt... No I think I'll show you...
Cage removes the hood to reveal a pretty blonde women, tears streaming down her face and a ball gag in her mouth so her screams can't escape. Her eyes are terrifed and she stares almost transfixed at the camara...
DC: Ah Gringo, I see I got your attention... yes I have someone you know and love Gringo, I have your mamacita... Don't worry, I'm not going to keep her... I'm just gonna show you what will happen to you...
DC still smiling his sick smile pull out from behind his back a cat o'nine tails whip...
DC: Keep the camara on Mama... zoom in on her face so Gringo can see what a dirty madam his loved one is... Time for a bit of foreplay Gringo... you watching?
And suddenly he starts... whip after sharp whip, faster and faster, sharp and evil, the crack of the leather hitting the flesh filling the arm as the crys of Mamacita are muffled by the gag... Pain cackles in laughter as Mamcita squirms and can't escape the bounds that hold her....
DC: Alright Pain... come round here... look at what I did...
The camara travels round and we see Mamacita's back, her top torn to shreads, the skin underneath bruised already with blood streaming from hundreads of little cuts.... DC grabs some salt...
DC: Ever had this done to you Pain... it hurts so so much... you'd like it... Gringo I'll take her gag out so you can hear what your mamacita has to say... Maybe her words will convince you to give me MY TITLE SHOT...
DC pours the salt on her back and she begins to squirm and scream, the screams unleashed now the gag is off... Cage pours salt all his hand and slaps Mama hard on the back, again and again...
Pain: Oh, handsome can I have a go soon...
DC stops, the sick smile still on his face...
DC: Gringo, look what I did. And this is just me having fun, me in a good mood... Don't make me angry, give me what I want! WHAT I DESERVE! Now this is the end of the show... But before I go you will find your precious Mamacita right here at the ruins of Chamber House... You know the place.... But remember Gringo, I could have done so much much worse... and Gringo, don't try me, because next time I'll cut off her pretty little face...
DC strolls towards the door and the picture goes black...
Cole: Oh my god..... I can't, I mean I'm speechless...
Tazz: All I know is, tonight when Gringo and DC are in that ring tonight there is gonna be fireworks... what a rocketbuster it's gonna be... Not just that we've still got C2K against Bret Banner...
Cole: We'll be right back folks after these messages..
Cut to TWOShopzone... This weeks special offer King Holt Coronation T-Shirt....
Back from TWOShopzone ad
We now see a camera inside a dark room, focused on the bare feet of a man. He appears to be wearing light blue inmate trousers, all we see is the feet and bottom of the trousers being illuminated by a flickering light. At regular 3 second intervals we hear a clicking sound and the recorded voice of Michael Cole – “This is sickening! We need some EMT’s out here right away!” The voice then blurs as if a video tape is rewinding and playing again
As this process continues, the camera begins to slowly rise. We are now aware that the man is “Violent” Vinnie Vengeance. Triple V, sat on a bench, has a euphoric look in his eyes as he stares at a TV monitor. He is also holding a VCR remote as he continues to click away every 3 seconds; restarting whatever clip is showing
The camera now slowly pans around in a circular motion until it is behind the Violence Bearer, we now see what is on the screen………………
*CRASH!* Redman’s head crashes into the chair, blood splattering everywhere. Vinnie slowly gets to his feet, and survey’s the damage.
Tazz: Violent Behaviour onto the steel chair!!!
Cole: This is sickening. We need some EMT’s out here right away!
It is footage from last week’s Xtreme TV main event – Vengeance crunching The Prototype’s skull with the double under-hook tombstone piledriver, “Violent Behaviour,” onto the steel chair
The camera slowly returns to where it came as we fade back to ringside……
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COLE: Tazz; it makes me physically sick watching that
TAZZ: Disturbing to say the least. We know Triple V gets kicks out of violence, but seeing him there, he looks completely different from usual. Maybe his actions last week have changed him in some way?
COLE: Two things are for sure. Firstly, if he has indeed changed, I doubt it is for the good. Second of all, as a consequence of what you have just seen from last week, Jimmy Redman has been hospitalised. Immediately after we went off the air, The Prototype was rushed to a local medical facility where doctors performed scans of both the brain and spine. From what we understand the injury is fortunately not life threatening but there is severe bruising around the top of the spine. As a result, Redman is not here tonight and we have no idea when he will return, but our thoughts go out to The Prototype and his family
TAZZ: I’d like to extend that. Nobody likes to see such a gifted entertainer get injured in that ring.
COLE: Nonetheless, the perpetrator will be in the ring, teaming up with an equally sick individual, “The Hangman” Draven Cage as they take on the Future – Holt, Trash and champ, Gringo.
TAZZ: And we’ll be joined by the Network twerp!
COLE: Absolutely; Mr Atken will join us for commentary! That epic match is still to come here tonight! Stay tuned folks!
The Doctor
10-07-2005, 05:25 AM
We are backstage and Josh Matthews is standing, microphone in hand, alongside Brett Banner.
Josh Matthews: Brett Banner, last week on Xtreme TV, you picked up your first win against “The Assassin” Dante Mueller. Tonight you face a formidable opponent in C2K. Your thoughts…?
Brett Banner: My thoughts… my thoughts are simple, Josh - a win for me was long overdue… and hard earned.
As for C2K… the man has some history behind him… some fine achievements, no doubt. But that’s the past. The present is the time for me to make my mark. Now is my time.
I admit… it’s taken me longer than I had planned to get some momentum behind me, but now I have it, I plan to be very, very difficult to stop.
Brett opens his mouth to continue speaking, but he pauses and his gaze shifts off screen. Josh looks in the same direction to find out what has caught Banner’s attention suddenly.
With a face like thunder, Volcom steps into the frame.
Volcom: “Very difficult to stop”, eh? You won’t even have a chance to get started, “partner”.
Volcom steps right up to Brett, and although 4 inches shorter, tries his best to stand toe to toe, nose to nose with the target of his anger.
We have unfinished business to attend to. Do you think I would forget that you attacked me a few weeks back? No chance. And I sure as hell am not the kinda guy to forgive too easily either.
Brett Banner: Would an apology help?
Volcom is thrown by this. His eyes narrow as he attempts to scrutinise Banner’s unblinking, blank eyes. Is this a trap? Is Banner on the level? Volcom has psyched himself up for this confrontation and so continues with his original plan of aggression.
Volcom: An apology is too little, too late. That doesn’t begin to make up for what you did to me.
…This isn’t over.
After that final statement, Volcom abruptly turns to walk away. Brett grabs his shoulder to stop him. Volcom, on adrenaline and instinct, retaliates by swinging around with a massive right hand to Banner’s jaw that snaps his head violently to the side.
There is a pause of a few seconds that feels a lot longer. A wide-eyed Josh Matthews backs away, his microphone clutched to his chest like a security blanket.
Brett hasn’t moved – his head is still to one side, as if he’s frozen.
Slowly, his eyes open and he turns to face Volcom, who is standing his ground.
Banner’s mouth is twitching subtly, a visible indication of his struggle to keep his temper in place and his mouth shut until he has focussed himself.
Brett Banner:…I deserved that. And a lot more besides. But one free shot at me is all you get… and you are lucky to get that.
Now in my eyes, this is over, Volcom. If you chose not to agree with me… on your head be it.
Brett Banner walks out of shot, leaving only Volcom on screen, literally quaking with fury and glaring after the exiting Banner, fists clenched tightly.
Tazz: Wow! Things getting pretty intense there backstage!
Michael Cole: And that’s not the last we’ll see of Brett Banner tonight – in fact his match is up next! Don’t go anywhere!
Cut to commercial break.
The Doctor
10-07-2005, 05:26 AM
Michael Cole: You’re back watching Xtreme TV and the match up between Brett Banner and C2K is about to get underway.
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The distinctive countdown appears on the Titantron, and in a matter of seconds, nearly every member of the crowd is on their feet booing before C2K has even shown his face.
A booming volley of pyrotechnic explosions go off at the top of the ramp, and "In The Shadows" by The Rasmus starts playing.
C2K’s gargantuan, 6’ 9” frame steps out onto the entrance ramp amongst the lingering smoke of his entrance pyro.
Tony Chimmel: The following match is scheduled for one fall. On his way to the ring… weighing 310lbs… from Wiltshire, England… “The Established One” C2K!
C2K walks down the ramp ignoring the masses of fans booing him, and climbs straight into the ring unfazed by the overwhelmingly negative reaction he is getting from the sold out MSG crowd. As per usual, “The Established One” strikes a pose perched on one of the turnbuckles, as if that will gain him some applause.
A deep blue light bathes the entranceway and dry ice pumps out. The Titantron now displays Banner's revolving radiation symbol.
The driving chords of Metallica's "Sad But True" blast out signalling the imminent arrival of The Brutal One.
Tony Chimmel: And his opponent… weighing 225Ibs… from Dystopia… “The Brutal” Brett Banner!
Out steps the hooded figure of Brett Banner, to be greeted by a surprisingly large swell of cheers from the notoriously “smart” MSG crowd. The boos are still in the mix, but there is enough of a positive reaction audible that it puzzles Banner. He pulls up his hood with one hand to more easily look around and he scans the crowd, as if being able to locate the origin of the cheers will shed light on the situation. This simple action itself gets a pop!
Banner steps up onto the ring apron and pulls back his hood completely.
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Another pop. Brett is so obviously perplexed still that he might as well have the initials WTF stencilled on his forehead.
Banner’s robe is taken by the referee and passed to a ringside crew member.
C2K’s intense stare burns a hole into his opponent.
{DING DING}
The two men close in on each other, each with the stance of going for a lock up. But C2K takes control by connecting with a toe kick to Brett’s gut instead.
Chris’s huge left hand clamps down onto Banner’s head and holds it immobile as he delivers a half dozen solid punches. On the last one, he releases his hold and Brett crashes down to the mat.
Chris2K hauls the stunned Brett Banner to his feet, only to sweep his legs from under him and drive him back down to the mat again with force.
Michael Cole: A crunching STO there from C2K.
Tazz: Banner’s taking a pummelling so far, he needs to get back in this match somehow or he’ll be put away in no time by his much bigger opponent!
Once again, Banner is lifted to his feet. This time the behemoth C2K hoists him up into a scoop slam. He is held there for a good four or five seconds until The Established One decides the time has come to violently reunite Brett with the mat. In an instant, Chris2K is airborne, delivering a crunching leg drop across the throat of his downed rival. He stays seated with his leg draped across Banner, and cockily counts on his fingers along with the ref:
One…
Tw—
Michael Cole: And Banner with a shoulder up on the two count.
Tazz: He simply can’t keep soaking up this kind of punishment, Cole - Banner needs to get back in the game here.
The Brutal One, still rocked by the unrelenting barrage of offensive moves he’s been subjected to, brings himself up to one knee. He is seized by Chris, who towers up before him.
But Banner blocks! He springs to his feet, swatting away C2K’s arms, and delivering a series of forearm smashes to his adversary’s jaw.
Chris is taken off guard by this comeback and is backed up into the turnbuckle by the hail of blows. Playing to the crowd’s positive reaction to his gaining the upper hand for the first time in the match up, Brett Banner mounts the turnbuckle and signals for the 10 punch. The audience only get the chance to count in unison to four before The Established One asserts himself again. He carries Brett forward in a powerbomb position before planting him down with authority. With speed more befitting a man a fraction of his size, C2K nimbly hops up onto the 2nd rope to execute a big leg drop onto the prone Brute, whose legs jolt clean off the floor with the immense, jarring impact.
Tazz: Oh my God, Cole – what an impact there!
C2K, a little surprisingly, doesn’t go for the cover and instead backs up for a spear. The crowd can see what’s coming and boo their disapproval as Banner is struggling back up to his feet and The Established One lies in wait.
Chris lunges for the spear, but Brett manages to sidestep his bullish opponent’s attack, pushing him and adding more momentum to his wayward charge.
Tazz: Banner dodging C2K like a – a whataya call ‘em – with the bulls?
Michael Cole: A matador.
Tazz: That’s it - a matador! Toro!
Chris2K’s shoulder smashes into the turnbuckle, and he clutches at it as the pain kicks in, his teeth clenched. As he turns, he is met by a charging Brute, whose clothesline knocks him back into the corner. The Brutal One repeatedly drives his shoulder into his foe’s gut, Chris’s body being folded in half with each collision.
Michael Cole: Banner finally getting a chance to retaliate here.
Tazz: C2K missed with that spear big time, now Banner’s giving him a little of the kinda punishment he’s trying to dish out.
The Brute doesn’t keep the upper hand for too long, as C2K grabs hold of Banner and pushes him into the corner instead. The first chop Brett receives from the giant bear paws of Chris2K jars his whole body and the smack of flesh on flesh is heard all through MSG. The crowd respond with the obligatory “wooooooo”s as more stiff chops follow, Chris’s face proudly displaying a sadistic grin as he inflicts this punishment.
Tazz: I think they can hear those chops back in Red Hook, Cole! That’s gotta hurt!
As C2K’s massive arm is pulled back for yet another immense chop, Brett Banner takes the small window of opportunity to dart out from the turnbuckle and go behind his opponent.
Michael Cole: A German Suplex! No! Chris2K lands it on his feet!
Tazz: C2K once again showing far more agility than other men his size by managing that manoeuvre there.
Now he is positioned behind Brett, C2K is in the perfect position for --
Michael Cole: The Neck Drop! A devastating move from the arsenal of the 2004 ERE King of the Ring!
Tazz: Devastating is right, Cole – I’ve been driven down onto my head like that in a match before, and I was lucky to walk away from it and not need surgery. That kind of move always takes a toll on you. Very dangerous.
The Established One goes for a cover.
One…
Two…
Thr—
Michael Cole: Again, Banner with the shoulder up.
Tazz: I thought it was gonna be all over there.
A commotion starts in the crowd as, unannounced, Volcom begins to walk down the ramp to ringside.
Michael Cole: What’s he doing here? He’s got no business being out here.
Tazz: I guess he’s made it his business.
This doesn’t go unnoticed by anyone in the ring. The ref, C2K and Banner all keep an eye on Volcom as he forces the timekeeper to stand up and takes a seat in his folding steel chair.
Michael Cole: Well, I’m still not quite sure what reason Volcom has to be at ringside, but unfortunately we need to go to a commercial break.
Cut to ad break.
The Doctor
10-07-2005, 05:27 AM
Back from adverts.
Brett Banner has a Katahajamie choke/ sleeper hold applied to C2K and the ref is asking if he wants to give up. He is vigorously replying in the negative and attempting to fight out.
Michael Cole: Welcome back to TWOStars Xtreme TV, as we rejoin this match in progress.
Tazz: And what a move Brett Banner is using right now – what I used to call a Tazzmission back in the day.
Michael Cole: C2K trying hard to battle his way out of it.
Tazz: Of course, if it was me applying that hold the match would be over by now…
Michael Cole: Of course.
The Established One gets his right hand to the back of Brett’s head and snapmere’s him down to the mat. To a huge accompanying groan from the capacity crowd, this is followed by a thunderously impactful kick to Brett Banner’s back.
C2K seizes hold of Banner and pulls him to his feet. Still holding him tight, he ducks his head under Brett’s left arm.
Tazz: He’s going for a T-bone suplex, Cole – another one of my old specialities!
But The Brute elbows his way free and doubles C2K over with a toe kick to the gut. He sets off towards the ropes and rebounds back to deliver a huge running DDT.
The MSG crowd pop big and Brett feeds on the energy the crowd are pumping out, seeming instantly invigorated. Perhaps considering his current opponent too heavy for a Gamma Bomb, he instead scoops him up onto his shoulder for a Gamma Slam. This still shows as being not quite as easy to do with C2K’s bulk as with some previous competitors he has faced.
But Banner manages it – he swings C2K down and slams him into the mat in a left-handed uranage (Rock Bottom).
The Brutal One goes for the cover and the crowd count along. It very quickly becomes apparent, however, that the referee is not counting as well.
Brett looks around and Volcom is now standing on the apron on the far side of the ring, distracting the referee. Banner releases the cover and stands in the middle of the ring, making a big show of putting his hands on his hips to indicate his exasperation at this interference.
C2K is now clambering back to this vertical base with the assistance of the ropes and spots a flattened steel folding chair in the corner of the ring.
Michael Cole: What? Where did that come from?
Tazz: Look, Cole - it’s the chair Volcom was sitting on a moment ago!
The Established One casts a glance over his shoulder to check the ref is still otherwise occupied and then picks up the chair.
The referee may not have noticed that C2K now has a chair in the ring with him, but it doesn’t escape the notice of Brett Banner, who understandably has kept one eye on his opponent. Banner lunges at C2K to disarm him, but he snatches it away from Banner’s grasp…
… and then swiftly connects it with Brett’s skull!
Michael Cole: Oh my God! That is despicable! What is C2K thinking?
Tazz: He’s thinking he can use this situation to his advantage, is what he’s thinking.
Michael Cole: Using a chair shot on your opponent? There is just no excusing that!
Tazz: Hey, what can I say, Cole? Sometimes if an opportunity presents itself you gotta take it – that’s the difference between winners and losers.
Banner is concussed by the chairshot, but still on his feet. The Established One slides the chair out of the ring and then picks the dazed and staggering Banner into a Fireman’s Carry position.
Michael Cole: This is sickening!
Tazz: You know what’s coming, Cole! C2KO!
C2K hits his patented finisher and rolls Banner onto his back for the pin.
As suddenly as he had decided to hop onto the ring apron to distract the referee, Volcom hops off again, pointing into the ring with a grin on his face.
The ref slides in for the count.
One…
Two…
Three!
The crowd react with boos and jeers at this stolen victory.
Michael Cole: Not this way! C2K did not deserve that victory! And Volcom had no business being at ringside and interfering like that! With The Establishment dissolved, I assumed C2K would be operating on his own now!
C2K is staring down at Volcom, who is backing up the ramp, the subject of crowd boos and taunts. C2K’s face tells the story – he had no idea Volcom would be involved tonight. Volcom merely grins at C2K and shrugs as he continues to walk away.
Tazz: I think he did as well Cole – Volcom’s stepping up his beef with Banner by taking matters into his own hands.
Michael Cole: Well it still stinks.
Brett Banner is pictured lying in the middle of the ring, the ref already crouched over him. EMTs come barrelling down the ramp to the ring. The camera zooms in closer to Banner, out cold and hard way busted, his forehead plastered with blood.
Cut to “Don’t try this at home” clip.
Back from “Don’t Try This At Home” Ad
COLE: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome back to the home of professional wrestling - Madison Square Garden here in New York City! We have been joined at ringside by our Network representative, Mr Atken – your first time at the announce table I believe?
PMA: Certainly is! It’s good to be here Michael! Back in my home town!
COLE: Home town? But I didn’t think you were Americ…..
PMA: (coughs)
COLE: ……………… right, and I see you are being accompanied by your new TV title
PMA: (picking it up looking at his reflection in it) This belt draws millions of course, therefore I take it every where I go………………… (looking across Michael Cole at Tazz)………………… So………… er…………. Who’s that?
COLE: Erm……… That’s my broadcast colleague, Tazz
PMA: Tim? Or Timothy?
TAZZ: You’ll find its Tazz, Phil!
PMA: Tazz? What a silly name. Our network refuses to be associated with names of cartoon characters, you must change it immediately! Oh, and its Phillip, not Phil, learn some respect for your superiors! We have Screech from Saved by the Bell standing by to take your position so you better smarten up!
COLE: Ok, I think we should move on. Up next is our main event pitting the Future against the unlikely team of Draven Cage and Triple V. A ring full of bad guys tonight, Tazz!
TAZZ:………………………………………………..
COLE: Tazz?
TAZZ: What!
PMA: You need to concentrate old chap!
Tazz is beginning to get infuriated with the network rep
COLE: Tazz…… your keys to victory……….
TAZZ: Does he have to be here!? Is there any reason for……
PMA cuts Tazz off and grabs the microphone of his headset and pulls it closer to his mouth………….
PMA: (trying to speak to someone backstage) John!...... John…… Are you back there? If you can hear me, please send Screech out here. I’ve decided to replace Timothy with him……… John?………..
COLE: Mr Atken, we really must press on. As I’m sure you know our TV production has a time slot
PMA: Time slot! Ha! We have “One Night in China” on next which our forecast shows it shouldn’t draw too many so it would be quite alright to run over a few minutes
COLE: “One Night in China”? Excuse me for asking, but isn’t that of pornographic…… erm…… persuasion?
PMA: See this is where you can learn a lot from me about the world of television, Michael. As a network we see don’t see the watershed as a nuisance, more of a positive tool to attract viewers. We were actually lucky to have the contract to broadcast this film as we had some strong competition from National Geographic
COLE: National Geographic? They do adult movies now?
PMA: They argued that “One Night in China” contained valuable educational material that documented the sexual activity of the female baboon, a truly fascinating creature
COLE: Oooooooookay…………. Tazz? Could you give your professional opinion on this match?
PMA: I will if I may…………. This match shows how the female baboon is able to arouse the male by powerful, deep grunting and by revealing the acne on her posterior which acts as a sign to this particular male to engage in sexual relations. Not only this but………
COLE: Mr Atken, I was referring to the wrestling match, not the film following Xtreme TV…………..
PMA: Oh….. Well………… best leave that to Timothy over there…………
TAZZ:………….. Jeeeeeesh……………… Anyway, if The Future are able to strategically utilise the numbers game then they should be victorious. However it is important for The Hangman and Triple V to work as a team, quick tags to keep them fresh will be key factor if they are to stand a chance in the match up.
COLE: There any weaknesses in The Future?
PMA: There certainly is a weakness in the future for TWOstars, especially if Timothy here continues to commentate
COLE: Mr Atken………..
PMA:……………….. I apologise
COLE: Tazz, please continue
TAZZ……………….. I see a weakness in this team in the form of The Disciple. Gringo and Holt have established themselves in this company. Gringo is possibly the best high flyer in the business today whilst King Holt is able to punish any man was his brute strength. Cage and Vinnie must take any opportunity they can to isolate Trash in their corner
COLE: Thank you, Tazz. Now let’s take you to Tony Chimel for the introductions!.............
PMA:………….. Timothy? Could you go and fetch me a coffee?
Cut to the ring, senior referee Nick Patrick has been assigned this contest
CHIMEL: The following 3 on 2 handicap match is your Xtreme TV main event and is scheduled for one fall!
“Violence Fetish” kicks in as the lights go out and a hazy blue beams down towards the entrance ramp. The trap opens on the stage as the thick iron chair rises up
CHIMEL: Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan. Weighing in at two hundred and ninety-five pounds………….. Violent Vinnie Vengeance!
PMA: Here comes the draw! Quick! Check the ratings! (Pulls out his cell phone and makes a call)
COLE: The Violence Bearer will close out the show for the second week running
Triple V is released from the chair and slowly makes his way down the ramp with his face down. He is guided up the ring steps by the security guards. They release the cuffs as Vengeance strikes his chest pose, flames burst from all four turnbuckles. He turns and looks over to PMA at ringside. Atken is still on his phone giving Triple V the thumbs up……….. Vengeance simply gives a cold stare in the direction of the network rep
PMA: It’s looking good! We seem to be up on “The Simple Life”!
The Disturbed track drowns out and is replaced by another nu-metal tune, “Tear Away”
CHIMEL: And his partner, from the 8th Dimension of Hell, Airdrie, weighing in at two hundred and sixty pounds, Draven Cage!
COLE: Here comes the Hangman! But I’m disgusted about what we saw earlier with Gringo’s women
PMA: Bondage equals ratings Michael……….. You have a lot to learn
Cage slides in under the bottom rope and walks straight past the Violence Bearer. He sits himself in the corner as usual
COLE: No sense here that Cage and Vengeance are on the same page, even before the match
PMA: Well you could argue that they aren’t even reading the same book……. Have you ever read a book, Timothy?
TAZZ:…………………………….
PMA: May I recommend a good read entitled “How to colour commentate”, you may find it useful
“You Don’t See the Signs” blares through the arena as the former tag team champions appear through the curtain
CHIMEL: And their opponents, first, at a combined weight of four hundred and eighty-four pounds, the team of Tom “The Disciple” Trash and the 2005 King of the Ring, The Incredible Holt!
The duo makes their way towards the ring, stopping half way down the ramp. Vengeance turns his attention to his opponents
TAZZ: Vengeance is now fully aware of what Holt did to his truck last week. No doubt he wants some retribution!
COLE: Now awaiting the arrival of the heavyweight champion………..
Before any music kicks in, Gringo appears and sprints down the ramp, barging through his tag team partners. He jumps into the ring and goes straight for Cage who hasn’t had enough time to get to his feet from his seated position in the corner
COLE: Gringo not wasting any time! Going to work on the Hangman with rights and lefts!
TAZZ: He needs to watch his back for Triple V
Vengeance attempts to stop the onslaught on his partner but Gringo resists as if he isn’t even there as he continues to pummel Draven. Holt and Trash now enter the ring and beat on an unsuspecting Violence Bearer. The brawl separates in two – Gringo and Cage, Holt/Trash and Triple V
COLE: The referee really needs to restore some order here otherwise this match will never get started!
PMA: I love it! Who needs a referee!?....... Thinking about it, I might give Judge Mills Lane a call, he’s always been a draw for Celebrity Death match
Holt and Trash have VVV beaten down in the opposite corner, The Discipline delivering some stiff kicks to the midsection of the fallen Vengeance. The King leaves Trash to continue and heads over to Gringo
COLE: Holt is holding Gringo back! He obviously wants to get this match started!
This allows Cage to escape underneath the bottom rope. He rests himself up against the announcers table. TIH pulls a livid world champion over to his corner where Trash is still working on his man. The referee ushers them to the apron signalling for The Disciple and Triple V to begin the match
(bell rings)
COLE: Now we are officially underway! Not the position that Vengeance wanted to be in at the opening of the match
TAZZ: Firstly, he’s got to some how get out of the opponents corner. You’ll be a sitting duck over there
Vinnie is able to fight back, pushing Trash away, allowing him to get to one knee. The Disciple maintains the pressure and goes back in on the Violence Bearer, but is quickly forced back again……… now to his feet
COLE: Vengeance is up to a vertical base, this is where he’s most dangerous and we’ll no doubt see that power
Trash continues to throw the fists but they are no longer fazing Triple V. He is grabbed by the throat and tossed back towards the opposite corner
TAZZ: This is what I was talking about, now they have Trash in their corner, they need to isolate The Disciple and wear him down
PMA: Oh! So you do intend to actually commentate during this match then Timothy?
TAZZ: What!?
Cage, now sensing that he is in no immediate danger from Gringo, steps up onto the apron and tags himself in. He brings Trash to his feet and easily folds him up with a snap suplex. DC mounts his opponent and takes out his anger using his fist. He signals towards Gringo that soon this will be him. A frustrated champion tries to enter the ring but his held out by senior referee Nick Patrick.
Cage whips The Disciple into the ropes…………… rebounds………………
BOOM!
COLE: The big Airdrie boot floors the Future member! Into the cover!
ONE
TWO
Kick out by Trash. Draven throws him back into the corner allowing Triple V to tag back in
PMA: Seems your tactics were correct, Timothy. Perhaps I won’t swap you for Screech………….. maybe Winston Zedmore from the Ghostbusters would be interested? I would certainly like to continue to promote multi racial commentary
The live audience, although they may not normally do so, give some support to the master of the Trash Mouth, but the Disciple needs more than words to get him back into this match as Vengeance begins the punishment….............
SMACK!
COLE: Triple V drilled him with the spike piledriver!
TAZZ: He seems to like dumping people on their skull
ONE
TWO
THR… Kick out by The Disciple
A frustrated Violence Bearer brings his opponent back to his feet, whipping him to the ropes……………. And back………………… Trash ducks the clothesline……………………. Springboard……………….
COLE: He connects with the springboard heel kick! Vengeance is rocking back!
Trash, still stumbling about after the vicious onslaught, steps back and goes for……………..
COLE: Super kick!.................. No! Caught by Triple V!......................
SMMMMMAAAACK!
COLE: Dragon whip! The Disciple is back in this! Can he make it to his corner!?
TAZZ: Vengeance should have kept his opponent grounded. Once you let him on his feet you are prone to his attack, Cole
PMA:…………. I’m here too
TAZZ:……………………..
Trash crawls towards his corner, Vinnie is down clutching his face………. Beginning to get to his feet…………….
CLAP
COLE: He makes the tag! In comes King Holt!
TAZZ: He doesn’t seem to want to go straight to the Violence Bearer though, Cole
The crowd cheer as the two biggest powerhouses in TWOstars lock eyes. Vinnie has payback on his mind after the truck incident last week
COLE: What will happen next! We have to go to our last commercial break!
PMA: Commercials!? Commercials lose viewers! This is an outrage!
COLE: Stay tuned! We’ll be back!
Cut to commercials
COLE: We are back here on Xtreme TV, Michael Cole, Tazz and our Network Rep, Mr Atken here at ringside. We’ll be staying with this match until the finish. We left you in a stare down between King Holt and Vinnie Vengeance and it’s been fairly even during the commercial break
TAZZ: Both men just a few pounds short of three hundred not wanting to give anything away
Holt and Triple V lock up one again and tussle for position. Vengeance manages to force Holt back a few steps but Holt responds, clasping the Violence Bearer in a side head lock. Vinnie backs Big Greenie up to the ropes and propels him to the opposite side……………………….. And back……………. The King goes for a shoulder block…………………
COLE: That didn’t faze either of them! Both men remain on their feet!
Holt urges Triple V to run at him with a shoulder block of his own. Vengeance does so………… the result is the same; both men are still on their feet. They lock eyes again but Gringo is screaming at his team mate from the corner
COLE: Seems like the champ wants a piece of the Violence Bearer!
Holt looks back at his fellow Future member and is keen to stay in the ring against Triple V. Holt and Vengeance engage once again in a collar and elbow tie up. Vinnie gains leverage and struggles to back Holt up. Gringo reaches over the rope and makes a blind tag………..
The Mexican Sensation steps through as Holt and Triple V disengage
COLE: This is the first time we’ve seen Vengeance and Gringo in the ring together, this encounter could be interesting
They circle for a while until Vengeance charges in with a clothesline which is ducked by the world champ, Gringo floor the Violence Bearer with a cunning chop block.
TAZZ: The champ is smart, Cole. He’ll keep Vengeance down and work on him on the ground, don’t let him return to a vertical base
PMA: Talking about a vertical base, maybe we should get you a booster seat for out here Timothy, no point in having you hidden behind the desk
Gringo has Vengeance held down with the head scissors. Triple V manages to rap his feet around the bottom rope, EG must break the hold but he stretches his arm out for Trash to tag in. The Disciple ascends the turnbuckle from the outside as Nick Patrick counts for Gringo to release……. He does so at the count of four………………
CRRRRUNCH!
COLE: Guillotine leg drop from the top by the former tag champion! Into the cover on the Violence Bearer
ONE
TWO
THR
COLE: Last second kick out by Vengeance!
Trash brings his opponent to his feet and forces him over to the other side with an array of kicks and punches. He steps back and delivers a perfectly placed dropkick to the chin of Vengeance. Triple V stumbles backwards over the ropes and crashes down the floor in front of the two announce tables
Trash looks to utilise his high flying capabilities and climbs to the top rope, keeping an eye on Vinnie whilst he begins to stumble to his feet
COLE: The Disciple could be taking a risk here!..................... He flies!................
Tom propels himself from the top and lands perfectly on the shoulders of Triple V. He jerks back attempting to bring Vengeance over with a hurricarana……………………………..
COLE: No! He’s been caught by the Violence Bearer!!!..................
CRRRRRRAAAAASSSSH!
COLE: OH MY GOD!!!
The live audience begin to chant “Holy Sh*t! Holy Sh*t”
PMA: Yes! Ratings! Yes!
COLE: We need to take a look at that again!
A split screen replay rolls and we see The Disciple diving from the top landing on the broad shoulder of the Violence Bearer, but is caught and brought up into the power bomb position……………… he is then drilled into the Spanish announce table. The table itself does not break which makes the impact even worse for the small 187 pounder
COLE: Oh no! Vengeance has got that euphoric look in his eyes!
PMA: (now up and jumping at the high spot which will surely draw ratings) Yes! Euphoric equals ratings!
He leaves his position and claps at the actions of Triple V who continues to stare at his massacre, not acknowledging the ecstatic Network Rep. He then slowly turns his attention from a lifeless Trash to the shiny TV title laid across the other announce table
COLE: What is Triple V doing now?
Vengeance reaches over and picks up the TV belt, staring at it………… it is quickly grabbed back by its owner, Mr Atken
PMA: Wo wo wo! Sorry, Vincent. This isn’t yours, get your grubby hands off!
Triple V, still in his trance releases his hold on the belt but continues to stare at it now in the hands of PMA. Atken is slightly confused by Vengeance and starts waving his hands in his face…………..
PMA: Oi! Helllllloooo! Anybody there!? Get back in the ring and hurt somebody! Draw me ratings NOW!
No response from the Violence Bearer…………….
PMA swiftly slaps Vengeance across the face……………. Suddenly Triple V snaps out of his euphoric trance…………….
SMMMACK!
COLE: Oh my God! Vengeance just struck Mr Atken
Phillip goes flying over the barrier behind the announce table and is followed by Triple V. The two begin to brawl behind the barrier!
TAZZ: Finally! Get that son of a *BEEP* outta here!
COLE: Tazz! He’s part of the reason we have a job!
Vengeance and PMA continue to brawl in the crowd, making there way out of sight. Nick Patrick looks on in bemusement now that this match is completely out of control. The two legal men, one now fighting to the back and the other motionless on the floor, look as if they have been completely eliminated from the contest
COLE: The referee has to make a smart decision here. I know Mr Atken wouldn’t have wanted the match to end like this!
TAZZ: Who cares what Atken wants!?
COLE: Our senior referee seems to be talking to Tony Chimel……….
CHIMEL: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have just been informed by senior referee Nick Patrick that Vinnie Vengeance and Tom Trash have been eliminated from this contest……………………….however this match will continue!
The crowd pop at the news of potentially more violence
COLE: Smart move! So now this match is effectively 2 on 1. The Hangman against the combination of The King and the TWOstars champ!
Cage steps through the ropes and stands in his corner staring at the two members of the Future. Holt promptly drops to the floor and walks over to attend to his long time tag team partner……………… This leaves Gringo
COLE: Here we go! This is what we’ve been waiting for! Gringo and Hangman!
TAZZ: Draven Cage has a big sixty pound weight advantage over the champ so it’s important for Gringo not to get engaged in a competition of power. He’s gotta stick with what brought him to dance – he’s gotta out think the Hangman
COLE: Something tells me this isn’t gonna be your typical wrestling encounter
The two hated rivals charge at each other and exchange fists. Predictably, Cage gains the upper hand forcing the champ into the corner. He lays kicks into the midsection as Gringo slumps to the floor. Hangman begins to choke his opponent with a boot across the throat
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
Cage releases to avoid disqualification, but goes straight back into the same move…….
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
Releases again, but this time Nick Patrick pushes him away giving him a warning. This gives enough time for Gringo to get up to his feet as Draven comes back in. The Mexican Sensation fights back with some kicks of his own to the midsection……………….. Cage goes to grasp Gringo from a spear like position, but Gringo manages to resist and get DC locked in a double under hook…………..
SMMMMMAAACK!
COLE: Double-arm DDT by the champion!
Gringo covers his nemesis….
ONE
TWO
THR
COLE: Cage kicks out!..................... The 200 pounder is heading to the top! What could he be looking for, Tazz!?
TAZZ: Could be anything! Gringo has a vast array of moves in his high risk arsenal!
The Evil one is perched on the top as Cage stumbles to his feet……………. He leaps………….. revolving backwards in shooting star like manoeuvre………….. he crashes into Draven with a cross body press!
COLE: Death Star Press! He hit it!
TAZZ: No, Cole! Cage has rolled through!...........................
COLE: The noose is applied right in the centre of the ring!
TAZZ: Now is the time the champ resilience will be tested!
COLE: DC is choking the life out of the Mexican sensation!
Meanwhile…………. On the outside, Holt is still attending to The Disciple who is beginning to regain consciousness right below the apron…………… we see Trash pull out his patented Trash can from underneath the ring as he is helped to his feet
COLE: Gringo has gotta be unconscious!
Nick Patrick is down in the face of Gringo asking if he wants to give it up……. He turns to notice Tom Trash climbing up on the a-frame, trash can in hand. He loses concentration on the action inside the ring and goes over to stop The Disciple entering with the foreign object…………………
COLE: Cage still has the noose applied! Gringo is out! But the referee is distracted!
TAZZ: Watch out!
Back in the ring, Holt has climbed back in, undetected by both the referee and Draven Cage…………… he pulls The Hangman off of the world champion……….
BOOOOOOOOM!
COLE: IncreDDT! IncreDDT! IncreDDT! Cage is out!
King Holt pulls his fellow Future member onto a lifeless Hangman. He quickly exits the ring which prompts Trash to fall back down to the floor……… the referee goes to cover………
ONE
TWO
THREE!
(bell rings)
CHIMEL: Here are your winners!................. Thhhhhhhhe Future!
Gringo gingerly and slowly slides out the ring clutching his throat, still feeling the effects of the Noose. He raises his hand in the air as “Swamped” kicks in. Holt meanwhile has returned to Trash on the outside
COLE: I don’t believe it! Gringo picks up the victory!
TAZZ: With some big help from the King!
Holt helps Trash to his feet as they both look across the ring at Gringo as he goes up the ramp without acknowledging their contributions to the victory
COLE: Dissention in the ranks of the Future here tonight! What will happen next week!? How will The Hangman react!? Maybe we’ll find out what happened to Vengeance and PMA!? Only one way to find out! – Tune in next week! Good Night everybody!
We end seeing the fallen Draven Cage and the reactions of Holt and Trash
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