TWOstars and Extreme Revolution Entertainment Present: King of the Ring 2005

[Christof]

The TWOStars and ERE logos fade to black before we see the arena blackened out, all except for a spotlight cast in the middle of the ring. The bright white light highlights a throne in the centre of the ring. On the throne sits a cape, crowd and a sceptre.

The shot lingers for a moment, zooming out to capture the entire arena before the arena is filled with bright white and gold pyrotechnics running from the roof to the titantron before lighting up the rampway and the four corners of the ring

The camera goes crazy, spinning around the arena, highlighting fans with signs before the angle switches to the announcers table

Cole: Welcome to The Pit, Welcome to Albuquerque, Welcome to New Mexico, Welcome fans across the globe to the King of the Ring a co-presentation of TWOstars and Extreme Revolution Entertainment.

Tazz: New Mexico baby! I love it here!

Cole: What a night we have ahead of us Tazz, in just three hours time four titles will have decided and we will know who the Ultimate king of the ring is!

Tazz: I can't wait Cole, off the hook cannot describe just how big tonight is for both TWOstars and ERE

Cole: Well first upon the card is our first TWOstars king of the Ring semi final. Jimmy "The Prototype" Redman vs The Incredible Holt; let’s see how this pair came together

Cut to video package

Holt clambers onto the car bonnet and positions RM for a power bomb….

COLE: Looks like Holt wants to power bomb Retromark on that car bonnet! Remember when he power bombed Eddie Daniels through the roof of The Future’s caravan?!
TAZZ: Who?!
COLE: POWERBOMB THROUGH THE CAR WINDSHIELD!

DS: And since it was you who took Retromark out……….You can have a bye into the next round of the tournament!

Redman approaches a stumbling, bent over Tom Trash with speed and seizes his head in a front face lock. He spins half way round Trash and drills him headfirst with the Metalhead, Spinning DDT.
Trash’s head gets spiked into the canvas so his body is almost upright in the ring.
He bounces off and Redman makes the cover.

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Arkham is dragged upright as Trash leaps onto the apron, he easily hops over the top rope with the can in his face, running towards his tag partner's opponent he slams the can into his face

Tazz: TrashMouth, that's what I'm talking about
Cole: I doubt Arkham will kick out of this, after that beating

Tazz: Good, there's nothing I'd like better

The referee's hand falls to count the pin

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Cole: METALHEAD! Metalhead off the top rope!! This is all over!!!

Redman is crawling over to the Chav, who looks to be KO’D. He drapes an arm over.

Cole: This is it!

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Cole: He’s done it! Jimmy Redman has defeated The Chav! He moves into the first semi final of The King Of The Ring Tournament!

Back from video package camera shows Tony Chimmel in the ring, behind him out of focus is referee Nick Patrick.

TC: This match is scheduled for one fall and is our first King of the Ring semi final

The quiet intro to ‘Death of Seasons’ starts, and Redman's video starts playing on the TV screen. The camera moves backwards slowly to be engulfed in smoke.

TC: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 240 pounds, please welcome, Jimmy “The Prototype” Redman

As the music kicks in, Jimmy Redman comes running out of the smoke to a huge pop from the crowd. He pauses for a second to acknowledge this, and then sprints down the ramp.
The Prototype stands on the bottom rope and signals the crowd from every side of the ring before jumping from toe to toe, flexing his arms in the centre of the ring.

The music fades as the arena darkens. Mark B & Blade’s “You don’t see the signs” starts to play over the PA system. Green and black descends upon The Pit as Holt strides purposefully down the rampway, ignorant of the crowd’s boos and jeers

TC: And his opponent, hailing from London, England, weighing in at 297 pounds, he is one half of the TWOstars Tag Team Champions, representing The Future, please welcome The Incredible Holt.

Holt strides over the top rope before going eye to eye with his adversary. Both take a couple of steps back as the music fades. Referee Patrick calls for the bell.

The crowd pops in anticipation Incredible and The Prototype circle each other, Redman claps to pump the crowd up before both men stop and approach each other

Cole: Looks like we're ready to go here Tazz

The pair lock up for the first time, rocking back and forth before Holt makes his weight advantage pay, shoving Redman to the canvas. Redman remains sat on his behind, in awe of Holt's power, acknowledging the task ahead.

Redman leaps to his feet and accepts the unspoken challenge from Holt to try again. The result is the same as Redman meets the canvas with the full force of Holt.

Tazz: This ain't smart Cole. The Prototype is never going to out muscle The Incredible Holt

Cole: I'd have to agree with you there Tazz, Redman needs to use his quickness and agility to gain an advantage in this match.

Redman is again on his feet, accepting Holt's challenge. Holt extends his arms ready to lock up, but Redman ducks causing Big Greenie to stumble forward. The Prototype unleashes a volley of forearms to the
back of Holt before chop blocking the bigger man down to one knee Redman seizes the initiative, landing a textbook drop kick that sends Holt into the ropes.

The Incredible stumbles clumsily to his feet with the aid of the ropes as his opponent bounces off the ropes, charging at Holt as the bigger man struggles to a vertical base

Cole: Here comes Redman building up a head of steam and unleashing a big clothesline that takes both men to the outside

Tazz: That’s better from The Prototype, taking the gigantic Holt down to a more manageable size

Cole: Better enough for you to admit Jimmy Redman has a huge chance of being successful here tonight?

Tazz: Not a chance Cole be serious would you. Redman may be a great athlete but he ain't got nothing on my man, The Incredible Holt

Redman is first to his feet, meeting TIH with European Uppercuts, preventing his opponent from reaching to his full vertical base, He chops at Holt, pushing Holt back against the steel ring post. The North Carolinian takes a few paces back before charging at The Silent Destroyer, landing a full flooded elbow that wraps Holt around the ring post before he slumps downwards toward the floor.

Referee Patrick is instigating a count, upon realising this Redman rolls under the bottom rope and then back out to the outside, much to the frustration of the TWOstars senior official.

The Prototype drags TIH up by the neck, marching him toward the crowd barrier before planting Holt’s head into the barricade. The crowd near Holt cheers and jostles for position to show their homemade signs. Security usher them back as Redman comes into view

Cole: Redman on the attack here, but Holt reverses and sends Redman over the barricade into the crowd with a big back body drop

Holt staggers to his feet and strides over the barrier in pursuit of Redman whilst Nick Patrick tries to regain order and usher the men back to the ring without any luck.

The Silent Destroyer takes a sign from a fan, rips it in two before handing it back to the fan, inciting the crowd to boo him heavily. Redman is staggering to his feet, pacing backwards at the same time with Holt stalking him as security usher back fans. The American feels the raw power of a Holt right hand, spinning him round before falling into a stairwell.

Nick Patrick attempts to stand in the way of Holt and Re3dman but quickly leaps out of the way as TIH slams a boot into the shoulder of Redman, sandwiching his opponent between the stairwell barricade and his size 12 boot

Cole: Looks like referee Patrick is having trouble keeping this one in the ring Tazz. Of course if both men were to be counted out here, our next semi final would become an instant final

Tazz: The Ref is doing a good job here Cole, letting the match flow.

Cole: All that said Tazz; neither man can really afford to expel too much energy in this opening encounter, with the winner facing a possible 2 more matches tonight

Tazz: Too right Cole, don’t forget when my man, The Incredible Holt wins he will also have a Tag Team title defence, so a busy night for my man!

Cole: That is of course, if he can get the job done here against The Prototype who as we speak moves out the way of a despairing Incredible Holt, TIH gets a taste of the stairwell here at The Pit himself

Redman lands a forearm, preventing Holt from getting back up before Irish whipping Holt up from the stairwell

Cole: Reversal from Holt!

We hear a disturbing slap of Redman crunching into the metal stairwell and its supporting concrete wall, the crowd Oooooo, recoiling in the painful sound

Tazz: You see Cole, Holt is smart, he is wearing Redman down. That’s twice Redman’s shoulders have met the concrete. Add to that the impact of taking a back body drop on this Arena floor and The Prototype is in trouble

Cole: I have to agree with you there Tazz, the more Redman is worked over, the less able he will be to execute The Metalhead or the Protobomb

Big Greenie drags the wincing carcass of Redman back towards the ring, hurling his opponent over the barricade before striding over nonchalantly himself

Cole: Senior Official Nick Patrick is back in the ring now; exercising a count as Redman someone musters the awareness to duck a big clothesline from Holt, sending The Incredible into the ring post

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Redman clasps Holt and drags both men into the ring to end the count. The Prototype stands over Holt, clasping his shoulder before driving his good shoulder into his adversary, backing TIH into the corner.

The Prototype steps back and forces Holt to stand up in the corner with a ferocious knife edge chop, to which Holt shows a rare grimace of pain. Redman chops again before mounting the turnbuckle gesturing to the crowd before unleashing a punch. The Pit crowd chant along with every punch

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With the tenth punch Redman jumps backwards from the turnbuckle before knocking the staggering Holt down with a discus clothesline

Tazz: Wow Cole! I’m impressed; Redman is clearing Holt up here!

The American goes back to work on his British opponent, keeping TIH down on the mat with a modified arm bar, attempting to strain the arm and shoulder of Holt by using the leverage of his own legs to keep Holt on the mat as he elevates TIH’s arm

Cole: And now Tazz we see Redman employing similar tactics to his opponent, honing in on certain parts of Holt’s anatomy to stop him from being able to unleash the devastating Incrediplex

Tazz: Yeah but Holt ain’t no one trick pony, he can beat you in many different ways and he has that smartness to be planning right there on the mat. He’s like a chess master Cole, always planning 4 or 5 moves ahead of his opponent

The Prototype switches his attack on Holt, placing his opponent in a front face lock, again ensuring he maintains a vertical advantage over Holt before using his position to drag TIH up from the mat

Cole: Jimmy Redman seems to be in control of this match now Tazz as he LIFTS Holt and drives him to the canvas with a vertical suplex. Referee Patrick makes the count as Redman hooks the leg

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Tazz: Foot on the ropes Cole! The Incredible Holt had the intestinal fortitude to put a foot on the ropes

A look of shock runs over the face of Redman, pure disbelief that Holt managed to escape the suplex, slamming his hands on the mat before grabbing Holt, bringing Holt to a vertical base

Cole: Redman back on the attack here with an Irish Whip, but The Incredible reverses sending The Prototype across the ring. The Silent Destroyer attempts a back body drop but Redman sees it coming and drives his knee to the head of Holt, the face buster leaving Holt reeling before taking him down with a running Knee and would you listen to this crowd Tazz they can’t get enough of The Prototype

Tazz: That’s because they’re stupid, they can’t see the true class that is in the ring

Cole: The same class that is flat on his back?

Tazz: Shut up Cole, haven’t you got a Backstreet Boys convention to be at?

Redman steps out of the ring and advances up the turnbuckle, eyes Holt staggering as he comes to his feet before launching himself at the Tag Team championship co-holder

Cole: Mad Axeman Tazz, the Axeman shades of The Putskis there! Holt is in trouble here

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THR…. And a shoulder up by The Incredible Holt, this match is still alive

Tazz: I still say this is dangerous for Redman, the more punishment Holt absorbs the more he will dish out in the end

Cole: Well that said, at the moment the member of The Future is being dominated by the young upstart from North Carolina

Redman again drags Holt up to a vertical base, delivering a series of knees to the mid drift before bouncing off the ropes but missing with a clothesline as Holt ducks; The Prototype comes back and flies at The Incredible with a shoulderblock

Cole: REVERSAL! The Incredible Holt just reversed an attempted shoulder block from Redman into Powerslam! Both men are down here, lets see that again

The TV view changes to a split screen, where we see from another angle Holt catching Redman mid-air and spinning his opponent through with the power slam

Tazz: See what I mean Cole, just when you think that Redman is going to walk this one, back comes Holt with an insane reversal, taking away all his opponent’s momentum.

Both men are still down as referee Patrick instigates the count.

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Redman is first to his feet, clutching his ribs with the severity of the Holt powerslam, Holt follows him moments later

Cole: Well this match hangs in the balance here as both men come together with punches in the centre of the ring

The Prototype gets the advantage with a vicious European uppercut, forcing Holt to reel away. Redman sees the opportunity and bounces off the ropes and connecting with another forearm. He signals to the crowd, the Albuquerque public lapping up the Redman offence.

The North Carolinian runs at Holt but his adversary ducks underneath the attempted clothesline, the momentum of which forces Redman into the ropes on the other side of the ring and straight into spinning spinebuster

Tazz: Spinebuster! Spinebuster Cole! The Incredible Holt is back in business here in New Mexico!

Cole: And no pin attempt from The Silent Destroyer who instead picks Redman up and drives him back down to the mat with a short arm clothesline

Holt leaves his opponent lying on the mat, exiting the ring and climbing the turnbuckle himself. The crowd silences in anticipation as Holt stands on the top rope, eyeballing his opponent

Cole: We haven’t seen this from The Incredible Holt before

Tazz: I don’t know what to expect Cole; I’ve heard that Big Greenie is more than just a power based wrestler but have yet to see anything to the contrary in my time with Talk Wrestling Online

Holt dives effortlessly from the top rope, but looks to be missing Redman, falling short, the crowd start to cheer in realization before Oooooing then Booing as Holt drives his head into the shoulder of Redman, causing the Prototype to writhe in pain around the canvas

Cole: Again, no cover what in the world is wrong with The Incredible Holt, that’s two times he could have pinned his opponent and has failed to do so.

Tazz: Well we all know how sick and twisted he is, but The Incredible is also calculating, why waste energy on an evening like tonight when you can get the job done and only have to make one pin.

Cole: That could be the case here Tazz as Holt pulls Redman up from the mat and locks in a front face lock, grabbing the legs he hoists Redman high above the ring.

Tazz: He’s no releasing though Cole, Redman has been up there for five maybe ten seconds so far

Cole: You can see the blood rushing to the head of Redman as Holt lowers him, what the hell? This makes no sense! He’s just held him upside down for ten seconds as he picks him up again and DRIVES him into the mat!

Tazz: Incredi-DDT Cole! That’s smart there, letting the blood rush to the head of Redman before the DDT, The Prototype looks knocked out here as Holt makes the cover

Cole: Referee Patrick with the count

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A chorus of boos ring out throughout The Pit as Mark B & Blade’s “You don’t see the signs” plays across the arena

TC: Here is your winner, advancing to the King of the Ring Final, The Increddddddddddddibllllllllllllllllle Hooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllt

Tazz: Wow what a match there Cole, I gotta hand it to my man, if he wrestles like that in the final we are looking at the future King of the Ring

Cole: What a sickening display more like

Holt strides purposefully out of the ring, grabbing his tag belt from Nick Patrick and up the ramp

Folks we're going to take you backstage where Todd Grisham is standing by with the now King of the Ring Finalist, The Incredible Holt

[Christof]

TG: Thanks Michael, I'm here backstage with the now King of the Ring finalist, The Incredible Holt, The Incredible how does it feel to be in the final?

TIH just stares intently at Grisham, clenching his fists.

TG: How does it feel Mr Holt?

TIH again stares at Grisham, Grisham starts to cower as Holt stands over him

TG: Mr Holt?

From out of shot The Disciple comes up behind Grisham and waffles him over the head with a trash can, Grisham falls to the floor, knocked out on his front. Trash grabs the mic from Grisham and gets in Grisham's face

TT: That's how it feels Todd, painful. And you wanna know why, it's simple. Anyone who walks before The Incredible Holt is signing their own death certificate, because that man deals in pain.

Trash kicks Grisham in the gut before the tag team champions leave

[Christof]

The camera pans around the arena before returning to show the entrance ramp,

TC: The following contest is a semi-final in the King of The Ring tournament, and it is scheduled for one fall!

Tazz: All right baby! Here we go, Dammage and The Hangman!

MC: That’s right Tazz, Brian Dammage and Draven Cage about to clash momentarily, the winner advances into the final of the King of the Ring where we will crown a TWO Stars King who will meet the ERE…King, and they will battle to crown the Ultimate King!

Tazz: Alright Cole, you’ve explained that enough for tonight!

The lights go dim, and a noose appears on the canvas as Tear Away by Drowning Pool blasts through the PA

TC: Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Pain, from the 8th Dimension of Hell, Airdrie…weighing in at 260lbs….He is…. “The Hangman”….Draven Cage!

Cage slowly saunters through the curtain and stops on the ramp looking out through the crowd, and is met with a mixed reaction from the fans in attendance. He gives a displeased scowl and continues down the ramp, stopping occasionally to stare dead on at the fans who are shouting abuse before being lead on by Pain to the ring.

MC: The Hangman looks in no mood to be messed with tonight.

Tazz: It’s an important night Cole, Cage may say he doesn’t care about being crowned King of the Ring, but he does have a chance to hurt someone on a bigger stage!

MC: That’s an interesting motivation.

Cage slides under the bottom rope and begins clenching his fists whilst looking out to the crowd, before walking over to the corner and sitting down with his hands hooked under the second rope.

MC: The intensity being shown by Cage, he is as ready as he can be for this match!

Cant Stop suddenly blasts through the PA...

Cage immediately jumps up and stares at the ramp whilst boxing the air in anticipation.

Smoke fills up the entrance, and the green lasers blast through before a figure runs out onto the stage

TC: And his opponent from Memphis, Tennessee, weighing in at 250lbs, he is The Unstoppable… Brian Dammage!

Dammage runs out onto the stage and runs from side to side working up the fans, who cheer in response.

MC: Tremendous ovation for Brian Dammage being shown here by the fans!

Dammage walks down to the ring and stops on the ramp, noticing the presence of Cage; The Unstoppable One brushes his mouth with his hand and meets the stare of Cage.

Tazz: This should be a brutal encounter, both men not exactly on each others Christmas card list.

Cage steps back and leans on the opposite set of ropes, whilst Dammage runs and slides into the ring, looking around. He gets up and walks over to the turnbuckle, and climbs up but turns swiftly and stares at Cage before jumping down and running to the ropes and bounces on them as pyro explodes from the ringposts.

Tazz: Whoa! Well, Dammage sure is focused tonight!

MC: Both men will need to be on their best form if they are to survive a potential three matches tonight!

Tazz: And you haven’t even wrestled one match in your life!

MC: Be that as it may, we are about ready to get underway.

Dammage and Cage slowly walk closer into the centre of the ring, eyes fixed, until they come face to face, both men not backing up.

Referee Nick Patrick calls for the bell as the crowd cheer, but both men still remain motionless staring down the other.

MC: Who will be the first to make the move?

Tazz: It’s gonna erupt any second!

Cage smiles and begins saying something to Dammage who slicks his hair back before shoving Cage who stumbles back.

Tazz: Here we go!

Draven recovers and lunges forward at Dammage with a clothesline, who ducks and lands a right hand to the head of Cage, who pauses before returning a right hand to the head of Dammage, who promptly returns the favour.

The crowd cheer as the match starts with a slug fest, both men swinging wildly, not backing down.


Dammage quickly ducks an incoming strike from the Hangman and lands a kick to the midsection before pushing Cage into the corner and beginning another series of right hands to the head and stomach of Draven Cage.

The Unstoppable One breaks away and yells to the crowd who cheer loudly in response, but this allows Cage to recover who grabs the shoulders of Dammage and throws him into the corner before landing his own series of right hands to Dammage.

Cage quickly takes a couple of steps back and charges at Brian who lifts his legs and connects with a kick to the head of Draven. Dammage then explodes out of the corner and takes down Cage with a clothesline.

MC: What a start to this match, both men trying to beat the hell out of the other!

As Cage rises to his knees, Dammage runs towards the opposite ropes and dives at Cage who quickly pops up and catches Dammage, delivering an Overhead belly to belly suplex in one swift manoeuvre

Tazz: Whoa quick recovery by Draven Cage, hitting Dammage with the overhead suplex!

The Hangman takes up Dammage, hooks the head and delivers a snap suplex, before getting back up and sending a swift kick to the ribs of Brian Dammage

MC: Hey now, come on, there’s no need for that!

Cage laughs in the face of the referee before delivering another kick. Draven signals to Pain who approves. The Hangman turns and goes for another kick but Brian Dammage catches the foot of Cage, who begins hopping on one leg as The Unstoppable One gets back up still holding on to the other leg of Cage who begins swinging at Dammage but falls short, Dammage laughs at the prone Cage before spinning him around, catching Draven turned and lifting Cage over into the German suplex

Brian gets back up and signals to the crowd who begin chanting his name.

Dammage goes to pick up Cage but is met with a right hand to the gut; Cage then pushes the doubled over Dammage away and levels him with a Discus clothesline

Tazz: Damn near took his head off with that one!

Cage gets up and walks over to the fallen Dammage, stands over him and begins taunting him, before looking up and taunting the crowd.
Immediately Dammage turns over, taking down Cage, hooks his legs, before reaching over and straining back the head and neck of Cage.

MC: The STF locked in! The arrogance of Draven Cage coming back to haunt him!

The eyes of Cage widen as he reaches out but falls just short of the ropes, Dammage thus strains back further.
Tazz: Draven Cage is in serious trouble here Cole!

The Hangman struggles but manages to move slowly towards the ropes and rests his arm on the bottom rope, allowing the break.
Brain Dammage immediately releases the hold but quickly gets up and drops an elbow to the upper back of Cage
The Hangman swears loudly and scrambles under the bottom rope to the outside where he is consoled by Pain.

MC: How much did that take out of Draven Cage?

Tazz: I don’t know but keep your eye on Dammage!

Brian looks out at Cage and then glances at the fans who cheer loudly, knowing what is coming next. Dammage runs at the opposite ropes sprints towards Cage and dives through the ropes knocking both Draven and Pain down.

MC: Oh my, are there any survivors from that suicide dive from The Unstoppable One?!

Tazz: Man, Brian Dammage showing that he is willing to put it all on the line in order to be crowned King of the Ring!

Dammage is the first to stir, and he picks up the groggy frame of Cage, hooks the head and lifts him up into the vertical suplex, dropping Draven onto the protective mats on the outside, before taking The Hangman back into the ring by the hair, breaking the ten count.

Cage rises to his feet but is met by Dammage who hits a boot to the mid section, hooks the head again and lifts Cage and holds him suspended in the air.

MC: The blood rushing to the head of Draven Cage!

Dammage turns slightly before quickly dropping down to the canvas.

Tazz: Man, a devastating Brainbuster from The Unstoppable One!

Dammage quickly follows up and whips Cage into the corner, before charging and hitting a splash to the frame of Cage. The crowd cheer as Brian lifts The Hangman and places him onto the top turnbuckle, climbs up to the middle turnbuckle and attempts the superplex.

MC: Draven Cage isn’t going to allow this, fighting back with the right hands!

Dammage thus climbs to the top turnbuckle and hits a chop to the chest of Cage who grimaces and returns the favour, before Dammage grabs the head of Cage..

Tazz: Man, a vicious headbutt from Dammage.

The Unstoppable One hooks the head of Draven again and lifts Cage up into the superplex, both men crashing to the mat below

MC: Oh my, a devastating superplex from the top!

Tazz: Dammage is gonna win this Cole!

MC: Into the cover!




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Cage quickly shoots his shoulder up from the mat to break the count. Dammage crawls to an opposite corner and waits for Cage to get up, before charging at him, but Draven recovers, catches Dammage and slams him to the mat with a spinebuster

Pain begins screaming at Cage to inflict more on Dammage, and Draven acknowledges with an evil smile. The Hangman goes over to Dammage, grabs him by the throat, lifts him to his feet and then into the air, before slamming him to the mat with the chokeslam.

Cage gets up, bounds to the ropes and returns with a leg drop across the neck of Dammage, before walking to the corner, mounting the ropes and standing tall on the top turnbuckle.

Tazz: Oh man Cole you know what’s coming next!

The Hangman dives off and connects with the frog splash to Dammage.

MC: All 260lbs of Draven Cage comes crashing down onto The Unstoppable One!

Tazz: Into the cover, this has got to do it!




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MC: That was nearly the end for Brian Dammage!

Cage gets up, and immediately locks on the CageDoor to Dammage, whilst Pain begins screaming into the face of Dammage on the outside to give up.
The Unstoppable One slowly begins to move towards the ropes, as the crowd begin chanting and clapping, trying to motivate Dammage to escape the painful hold.

Tazz: This crowd is fully behind Brian Dammage, and it looks like its working.

MC: He’s nearly there, wait a minute!

Just as Dammage goes to grab the rope, Pain pulls it out of reach, but Dammage gives out a loud yell and makes a final lunge towards the ropes, forcing Cage to break the hold, who gets up and begins arguing with the referee. This allows Pain to deliver a hard slap to the face of Dammage who is rested on the bottom rope.

Cage walks back over to Brian and begins to stomp him in the back of the head and neck, before lifting him and placing Dammage onto the turnbuckle in the tree of woe, before stomping the prone Dammage in the mid section.

Draven calmly walks to the opposite turnbuckle and looks to the Unstoppable One, before charging out of the corner and towards the target with the baseball slide aimed at the head. But Dammage lifts his upper body, allowing Cage to slide under, crotch first into the ring post.

Tazz: He he, that had to hurt!

The Unstoppable One collapses out of the turnbuckle, spies Cage in the precarious position, and plants a snap dropkick to the head of Draven.

MC: Certainly no sympathy being shown by Brian Dammage!

The Unstoppable One goes to the outside and grabs the legs on Cage, pulling him back into the ring post once more. The crowd “oooh”s at the painful predicament Cage is in. Draven crawls into the centre of the ring and lies in the foetal position, as Dammage salutes the crowd who cheer in response.

Brain climbs up to the apron and then to the top turnbuckle, waiting for Cage to turn around, before launching off and hitting the cross body to The Hangman, smoothly into the pin cover.


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MC: And a kickout from Draven Cage!


Dammage picks up Cage and whips him to the ropes, swings a clothesline which is ducked by Draven who rebounds of the opposite ropes, catches Brian by the head and plants him to the mat with the bulldog, and immediately applies a headlock to Dammage.

MC: Sound strategy by The Hangman, working on the head and neck of The Unstoppable One.

Tazz: He is softening him up for the Hangman’s Noose!

Cage yells at the crowd and increases the pressure to Dammage who is attempting to fight out of the hold, but Cage maintains the lock on and increases the grip into a sleeper hold.

Dammage begins to stir and rises into the seated position, before Cage yanks him back down to the mat still applying the sleeper, as the referee checks on the condition of Dammage lifting the arm of Brian and letting it drop, acknowledging the “one” to the timekeeper.

MC: Dammage may be out of it here!

Nick Patrick raises the arm, and is met with a limp drop before proclaiming “two”

The crowd begin to clap and chant in unison to will The Unstoppable One on

Tazz: This is it, its over for Dammage, Cage is going to the final baby!

Patrick raises the arm of Brian Dammage for the final time, and lets it drop and turns to ring the bell, but stops when the arm of Dammage shoots up from the mat, much to the delight of the crowd

MC: No! It’s not over! Still fight left in Brian Dammage, he wants to be the King of the Ring!

The Unstoppable One begins to rise and lays elbows to the gut of Cage, who begins to release the grip.

Tazz: Look at Brian Dammage fight back!

Cage releases the sleeper and aims a clothesline at the head of Dammage who ducks, bounds under Draven towards the ropes, dives for the Spear but is met with the Airdrie Boot from Cage, who then turns to face the camera and gives a cut throat gesture.

Tazz: Here we go, he’s going for it!

Cage lifts Dammage and goes for the Hangman’s Noose, but The Unstoppable One stretches out his legs onto the ropes and springboards over the head of Cage, lands on his feet and hits a reverse DDT

Cage and Dammage both rise slowly and meet face to face, The Unstoppable One is the first to react, grabbing Cage, lifting him into the air and slamming him to the mat with the Rock Bottom.

MC: Can’t Stop by Dammage, the forceful impact!

Tazz: He’s got the cover!



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Tazz: Oh man, Draven Cage just barely gets the shoulder up!


Dammage gets up and shakes his head, resting in the corner whilst Cage begins to stir on the opposite side of the ring. The Hangman spots Dammage and charges towards him, but The Unstoppable One ducks into the drop toe hold which sends Cage face first into the turnbuckle pads, Draven gets up clutching his nose but is immediately hooked on the head by Dammage who kicks off the middle rope, the momentum spinning both men into the centre of the ring where The Unstoppable One eventually drops into the DDT.

MC: The 56k DDT, no less!

Tazz: It’s all about the Unstoppable One and he looks just that!

Dammage gets up and scoots over to the corner where he crouches and beckons Cage to get up, the crowd cheering in anticipation.
The Hangman gets up slowly and turns to face Dammage who bolts out of the corner and takes down Cage with the Spear.

MC: The Spear, he got it!

Tazz; He damn near broke The Hangman in half Cole!

MC: He’s got him pinned, now wait a minute what’s this?!

Pain hops up onto the apron and immediately Nick Patrick turns away from the competitors and admonishes her. Meanwhile, Dammage sees what is happening and goes for Pain who gets down off the apron, a sly smile creeps across her face as Cage crawls behind Dammage and hits a low blow, unseen by the referee.

MC: This is ridiculous; it’s like a two on one out here!

Cage groggily picks up Dammage and lifts him up into the Tombstone, but The Unstoppable One escapes and drops down out of the position, taking down Cage with the Victory Roll




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Tazz: Whoah, it’s over!

MC: Brian Dammage has done it!

The Unstoppable One releases Cage and jumps up onto the top turnbuckle, arms raised before hopping down and staring at the fallen Draven Cage.

Can’t Stop plays throughout the arena as the crowd go wild.

TC: Here is your winner by pinfall, The Unstoppable Brian Dammage!

MC: So Brian Dammage advances to the final of the King of the Ring! And what a hard fought victory it was.

Dammage slides under the bottom rope and walks up the ramp slapping the outstretched hands of the fans, as Cage gets up from the mat, a look of anger and shock evident.

MC: Dammage needs to rest for the next match and….wait a minute!

Cage angrily grabs the referee and applies the Hangman’s Noose as Pain enters the ring and begins yelling in his face.

MC: Hey now, Cage lost fair and square there’s no need for this!

Officials and trainers rush to the ring to pull Cage off the referee, who angrily scowls at them before nailing each one with a right hand.

The crowd boos as Cage and Pain exit the ring and leave up the ramp.

Tazz: Man Cole, I wouldn’t want to be the next guy that sees The Hangman.

MC: Well I hope Darkstar does something about this lunatic; he is completely out of control!

MC: Nonetheless, Brian Dammage has advanced to the final; and he is only one win away from being crowned TWO Stars King of the Ring

Cut to Capital Carnage Promo

[Christof]

Back from Capital Carnage promo

Tazz: I can’t wait for that Cole, Capital Carnage!

Cole: Sounds great doesn’t it Tazz, TWOstars on the road in Europe again. Of course we’re about to see the tag team championship match right now

Tazz: Answer me this, how is this match fair?

Cole: What do you mean?

Tazz: Holt has already wrestled, and he's going to have to wrestle again tonight

Cole: It's his own fault for being a tag champion and in the King of the Ring

Tazz: So you're saying that because he's so good, then he should have to wrestle more

Cole: Exactly

Tony: The next match is for the World Tag Team Championships, introducing first, weighing in at a combined weight of five hundred and thirty pounds

The crowd explodes with cheering as "Oh What A Rush" and the Legion of Doom music begins to play, pyrotechnics go off on the side of the entrance, the crowd cheers louder as the two men walk out, their spiked shoulder pads, faces painted and their black and red tights and boots

Tazz: What the hell is this?

Cole: The Legion of Doom, Hawkmark and Arkham

Tazz: Shouldn't that be Animalmark?

Cole: No, it's clearly Arkham

Tazz: And people say that they're the idiots around here

The LOD get to ringside, climb up the stairs, stepping through the ropes they get to the corners and climb before raising their arms to another round of loud cheering from the audience

The theme music dies away and the two wrestlers drop down from the ropes, Hawkmark moves over to the timekeeper's side and asks for a mic, one is handed to him, Hawkmark begins to speak in a fairly passable imitation of Hawk

HM: Well, tonight we're taking on The Future, two wrestlers who have bullied their way around TWOStars, so the Legion of Doom are going to take them down a peg or two

He hands the mic to Arkham

Arkham: Tommy Trash and the Incredibobble Holt are in for a big surprise, we're going to show them why the Leegie of Doom won't be beaten

Hawkmark looks over at his partner with a concerned expression before taking the mic back

HM: So Holt and Trash, we're coming for you, Oh, What a Rush!

Hawkmark throws the mic out towards the time keeper and the two men take off their shoulder pads, dropping them onto the apron, the crowd cheer loudly at the Legion of Doom's words

Cole: I think that the Future will have a fight on their hands, facing a legendary team like the Legion of Doom

Tazz: They are NOT the Legion of Doom, they're only a couple of idiots who like to play dress up

The crowd suddenly changes from cheering to booing as Mark B and Blade - "You don't see the signs" begins to play, Holt and Trash walk out from behind the curtain, slowly they make their way to ringside, the crowd noise increases as they get near the ring, Holt steps up onto the apron and over the ropes, Trash runs up the stairs and hops over the top rope while holding onto the ringpost

Tazz: Here are the men who will show these Road Warrior wannabe's what the meaning of pain is

Cole: Listening to Tom Trash talk is pain enough

Holt and Trash hand their belts to the referee as their music fades out, the referee shows the belts to the LoD, he then raises them to the crowd who cheer in anticipation of the upcoming match, the referee then passes them out to the time keeper, the bell rings to begin the match, Trash and Hawkmark step out through the ropes leaving the two monsters of the teams to begin the battle

Tazz: It looks like we're going to start off with a bang

The two behemoths take a couple of steps towards each other, Holt backs towards the ropes and the charges forwards for a shoulder block, but this doesn't move Arkham, both men exchange glances before the Insane one backs towards the ropes, he charges forwards with a clothesline which doesn't budge the Incredible One an inch, the crowd cheer at the exchange of powerful blows

Cole: Look at these two, I don't think there are many people as big or as powerful as these two

Tazz: There are a few, but these two seem to have had more battles than most

Circling a couple of steps, TIH and Arkham close to tie up, as soon as they grab each other the Insane One plants his right knee into Holt's gut, the Incredible One doubles over as Arkham lands several hard forearms onto his broad back

Cole: Arkham trying to take an early start here

Tazz: Won't last for long, he's up against Holt and Trash

Arkham continues to hammer on Holt's back, staggering him forwards, TIH is then whipped to the ropes but on the rebound he takes Arkham down with a stiff clothesline, the crowd boo loudly as Holt begins to stomp on the Insane One's chest, Trash leans over the top rope while yelling at his partner to tag him in

Tazz: They're going to take turns beating on this guy

Holt steps towards the corner and tags in his partner, Trash leaps over the top rope into the ring, he backs towards the ropes and hits a running leg drop across Arkham's chest, Holt steps out over the ropes as Trash hops back to his feet, he runs towards the ropes once more and is about to hit another leg drop but Arkham manages to roll out of the way, this causes the crowd to cheer as Tom Trash lands on his butt

Cole: Yes, this should turn the tide

Tazz: When did this turn into a water attraction?

Arkham rolls towards his corner and tags in Hawkmark and rolls out under the bottom rope, HM steps immediately through the ropes and charges towards TM hitting a running knee into Tom's head, TT rolls to the side and tries to get to his fees, HM runs the ropes and on the rebound hits a flying shoulder block which takes Trash straight back to the mat, the crowd cheer LOUDLY

Cole: Look at Hawkmark go

Tazz: Why can't you call him Retromark, it's his name

Cole: At the moment he's Hawkmark, so I'll call him that

HM drags Trash back up to his feet, whips him to the ropes and on the rebound TT is slammed into the mat with a tilt-a-whirl slam, the crowd cheer loudly as HM flexes back into the Hawk-like pose

Tazz: Look at his posing there, wasting more time

Cole: The crowd sure appreciate it

As HM struts around the ring responding to the crowd's cheering he doesn't notice Trash crawling towards his corner, Holt leans over the top rope for the pin and reaches out as Tom dives forwards tagging in the Future's monster, Holt steps over the top rope as Trash rolls out onto the floor

Holt grows at his opponent in the ring, Hawkmark turns and sees the giant, TIH charges forwards for a clothesline but HM ducks the move, on the rebound Holt charges towards Hawkmark who grabs him trying for a powerslam, but the Silent Destroyer doesn't budge, Hawkmark tries once more to get Holt off of his feet, but he still doesn't move

Tazz: Hah, does he REALLY think that he can lift Holt? He must be deluded

Cole: I believe he thinks he can

Hawkmark backs up a step holding his back, Holt looks down at him and laughs, the crowd begin to chant for Arkham, Hawkmark looks over and points to his partner while looking around at the crowd, the chants for the Insane One increase as Holt just looks between the two LoD members and grins

Cole: The crowd definitely want the two monsters to go at it

Tazz: I don't care who is in the ring with Holt, even in this second match, he's still got the energy to beat anybody up

HM steps towards the corner and holds out his hand, Arkham leans over and willingly tags in, he grins as he climbs through the ropes, he hugs his partner in thanks and raises his arms to the crowd which gets the audience cheering loudly

Arkham turns towards Holt, they look at each other for a second before charging forwards laying rights and lefts into each other, after a few blows Holt blocks one of Arkham's blows, he goes for a punch of his own, but that is blocked, stepping back slightly they circle once more, Holt charges forwards, but with a surprising turn of speed Arkham side-steps him and as TIH turns around he is grabbed for a whip, Holt hits the ropes and on the rebound both Arkham and Holt go for clotheslines which connect and both men hit the mat HARD

Tazz: Wow, what a couple of clotheslines

Cole: I think they just decapitated each other

The crowd begin to stomp on the floor to rouse the combatants but neither man moves, both Trash and Hawkmark start shouting at their partners to get them to react, slowly Holt rolls over to his side, the crowd chants for Arkham louder which begins to rouse the Insane One

Cole: I can't believe that Holt moved first, he must have immense reserves

Tazz: The guy has already wrestled once, and he's still got more energy than Arkham

Holt rolls up to his knees, he uses the ropes to get upright and staggers towards his corner, a quick tag and Trash leaps to the top turnbuckle, as Arkham gets to his feet in the middle of the ring he's met with a missile dropkick from the smaller tag champion, Holt comes over to help his partner as they both begin to stomp on the Insane One's chest

Cole: Can't the referee do anything to stop this beat down?

Tazz: Would you get in Holt's way?

Cole: Well, no

The tag champions continue to stomp on the larger LoD member, Hawkmark quickly pulls on the top rope, he leans back and launches himself over the top rope hitting a slingshot flying shoulder block onto Holt, TIH staggers backwards a couple of steps as HM rolls to his feet, he runs forwards, jumps and hits Holt with a tornado DDT, the crowd cheer loudly as Hawkmark forces Holt out of the ring

In the middle of the ring Trash has been momentarily distracted by the attack on his partner, he turns away from the downed Arkham but this gives the big man a chance to get back to his feet, from behind he grabs hold of Trash's arms, wraps him up into the Straight Jacket and charges for the corner slamming TT's chest into the turnbuckles to a HUGE cheer from the crowd

Cole: What a turn of events, I think the Legion of Doom have the upper hand

Tazz: They'll do something to mess it up, you just wait

Outside the ring Hawkmark tries to whip Holt into the barrier, but the silent destroyer blocks the move and whips HM into the ringpost with a loud clang, Big Greenie is quick to follow up by grabbing HM and slamming him down with the IncrediDDT, the crowd boo loudly as Hawkmark is planted into the matting around the ring

Inside the ring Trash slumps to a seated position as Arkham looks around, he raises his arms to a cheer from the audience, approaching his opponent for the Shock Therapy, but Holt jumps onto the apron, leans over and tags his partner, Arkham stops his move and switches his attention to the Green Destroyer, before Holt can step over the ropes he's knocked off of the apron by a shoulder block, the crowd's cheering increases as Arkham quickly follows his opponent with a gate vault over the ropes

Cole: Arkham is trying to take out the trash, get it?

Tazz: No, because he's going after Holt

Trash rolls out under the bottom rope, he staggers around the ring towards the LoD's corner, meanwhile Arkham stomps a couple of times on Holt before noticing his partner is out on the floor, he looks worried and rushes over to help his friend, this gives time for Holt to move to the stairs to begin getting upright

Around the ring Trash grabs the larger set of shoulder pads, he moves around the ring sneakily and prepares to use his new weapon, he notices Holt getting up and beginning to move towards their opponents, Arkham continues to check on his partner who is starting to stir

Tazz: Go on Tom, hit that big freak with the spikes, that'll learn him

Holt comes up behind Arkham, slams his forearm into the Insane One's back, after a couple of strikes he lifts Arkham up, locks him up from behind and moves around the ring ready for Trash's assault with the spiked shoulder pads, the crowd boo loudly as Trash charges forwards, he swings the large spikes towards Arkham's head, but as they hit the spikes spring and squish which shocks Trash who just looks at the pads

Tazz: What the hell just happened?

Cole: Those were Arkham's pads, would you give someone with his mentality metal spikes?

Tazz: You know, that kind-of makes sense

Suddenly Arkham kicks out and hits a big boot into Trash's face, he then quickly charges backwards and slams Holt's back into the barrier, the crowd cheer loudly as TIH's hold is broken, Arkham steps forwards, turns and plants Holt over the barrier with a stiff clothesline, the crowd's cheering increasing as Hawkmark gets to his feet using the apron

Cole: Yes! With Arkham and Trash in command, this match is theirs easily

Tazz: I have complete confidence in the champions

Hawkmark sees Trash on the floor with the pads beside him, he runs a few steps and kicks the pads into TT's head to another cheer from the crowd, Hawkmark limps a couple of steps after kicking the shoulder pads, but he jumps up onto his corner and shouts at his partner

Arkham turns to look at Hawkman, he grins and nods, leaning over the barrier he grabs Holt to pull him back, but Big Greenie plants a huge fist into the side of Arkham's head which staggers the Insane One backwards, Holt steps over the barrier and continues his pursuit as Arkham rolls into the ring under the bottom rope

Tazz: Look at Arkham running

Cole: He's trying to get the match back into the ring, it's the only place they can win

Tazz: But they can lose anywhere

Holt follows Arkham into the ring and clubs on his back a couple of times, he follows this up with a whip to the ropes and shoulder blocks the Insane One to the mat on his return, Holt picks Arkham up ready to finish him off but he's pushed backwards and Arkham reaches out to tag in his partner

Holt hasn't seen the tag so he lifts Arkham up into a vertical suplex position, Hawkmark comes charging in and hits a chop block which takes him off of his feet, but also dumps Arkham hard onto the mat, he slowly rolls to the outside

Cole: Come on Hawkmark, take it to that big green lug

Tazz: You mean that he's gonna be beaten to within an inch of his life, right?

Hawkmark stomps a couple of times on Holt's back, he charges towards the ropes and is returning for an attack but Holt charges forwards with a clothesline taking HM to the mat, outside the ring Trash has gotten to his feet and is rubbing his head, he notices Arkham laying on the floor holding his side so he charges forwards and kicks the Insane One in the side sending him rolling across the floor

Tazz: I told you the champs had his in the bag

Holt picks Hawkmark up, raises him into the vertical suplex position before slamming him into the mat with the IncrediPlex, the crowd boo loudly as Holt covers his opponent for the pin, the referee dives forwards to count

One!

Two!

Three!

Tony: Your winners and still the Tag Champions, the Incredible Holt and Tom Trash, the Future

The crowd continue to boo as Holt gets to his feet and raises his arms

Cole: I don't believe it, how can they have beaten the Legion of Doom?

Tazz: Easily, it's why they're the Champions

‘Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit starts to play.

Cole: And Darkstar, the boss, sees fit to come down to ringside straight after The Future claim a hard-earned victory. Oh what does he want now, does he always have to steal the spotlight?

Tazz: It IS his show Cole, he can do what he wants!

Darkstar climbs in the ring as The Future go to get out.

DS: No, no – you two. You stay here. Stay right here.

Trash and Holt look on confused but stay in the ring.

Tazz: What does he want The Future for, Cole?

Cole: How the hell should I know?

Tazz: Well you seem to know everything else Mr Bigshot.

DS: Get his ass out here. Get him down to the ring… Hey! Masked Wrestler! You wanna slap my face? You wanna poke me in the eye? You wanna powerslam me through a table?! Well you’re gonna get yours now you punk-roach son of a bitch. GET DOWN HERE NOW!!

The crowd pop and look towards the stage. TMW makes his way down to the ring slowly.

DS: HURRY UP! I haven’t got all day!

TMW climbs up the ringsteps but doesn’t get in the ring.

DS: Whatsa matter punk roach? Scared? You should be! You, you face-slapping son of a BITCH are going to get what’s coming to you, because in this ring, right here, RIGHT NOW!!! It’s gonna be you…versus…

Darkstar looks at The Future…

Cole: Oh no…

DS: The FUTURE, in a handicap match!!

The crowd boo loudly at this.

Cole: Oh, come on – this is just wrong.

DS: COME ON! COME ON!! Get in the ring and FIGHT! What? What now?

Holt grunts in Darkstar’s ear.

DS: Wha? What did he say?

Trash takes the mic.

Trash: He says “it’s not fair, make it a tag team match”

Holt nods slowly.

DS: (muttering) Oh I don’t bloody believe this….

Holt: “grunt”

DS: Oh OK…Punk roach, you get a partner. But don’t think you’re getting off lightly, oh no! Punk Roach, last week on XTV I couldn’t help but notice someone took a shine to you.

Darkstar sneers.

DS: A man who is your only – (ahem) – “friend” in TWOStars. He is the man who beat you half to death in this very ring, he is the unstable, the unpredictable, the uncontrollable…SICKNESS!!!

The crowd don’t know whether to pop or boo!

Tazz: What’s going on here Cole?

Cole: I’ll tell you what – it’s The Future vs The Masked Wrestler & Sickness at The King of the Ring! And its right NOW!

‘Down with the Sickness’ starts to play as Sickness races down the walkway and slides into the ring with The Future.

Cole: I don’t like The Masked Wrestlers odds here tonight Tazz, we saw last week that Darkstar had Sickness beat down this young kid, and he expects them to work together??

Tazz: No, I think he just expects a punishment to be dished out to the Masked Wonderkid!


The Disturbed track stops playing to be replaced with generic music as The Masked Wrestler wonders down towards the ring looking a little lost as the crowd barely react to the youngster.

DS: Lets make this a little interesting shall we, Masked Wrestler, this is a Tag Team title shot! BUT if you lose then you will be my assistant for the next month!

TMW climbs into the ring and motions as if to say ‘me and HIM, against THEM?’ As Darkstar nods so does the wonderkid to a slight pop.

MC: looks like this one is ON Tazz.

Darkstar clambers out of the ring and tells the timekeeper to ring the bell.

Tazz: This isn’t fair Cole, this is Holts THIRD match of the night, he needs to rest.

Trash and TMW lock up in the centre of the ring. Trash arm drags the masked man over and quickly gets up while taunting the floored guy.

MC: Now what’s the need for that?

Tazz: He’s sending a message here Cole, I can beat you anytime, anywhere, anyhow!

TMW gets to his feet and extends a hand to tag Sickness who just stares blankly at him. A faint ‘Do-the-right-thing’ chant breaks out.

Trash pulls the mystery man around and plants a huge left hand onto his skull, staggering him back into the corner where Sickness jumps down before the tag can be made to a HUGE boo from the fans. Trash Irish whips TMW into the opposite corner where he is met with a HUGE boot to his head from The Incredible Holt. Trash quickly tags in Holt as the big man starts to lay HUGE kicks to the back of TMW’s head. Holt lifts the masked wonder up into a vertical suplex and brings him crashing to the ground. Holt quickly tags Trash back in and starts taunting the crowd while on the outside apron.

MC: Sickness doing exactly what I expected from a stooge of The Future! I thought the guy had more class than this!

Trash hoists TMW up onto his shoulders and signals for Sickness to get to the top turnbuckle, which he does to an awesome boo form the fans.

Tazz: hahaha, sticking it to The *ahem* Legion of Doom now Cole!

Sickness grins at Trash…….and hit’s a dropkick right into the face of the Disciple!

Tazz: What the h……

Sickness runs at the ropes and knocks The Big Greenie onto the outside and quickly follows up by launching himself over the top rope and onto TIH, knocking both men against the barrier where they lay still…..

MC: Looks like I was wrong tazz, Sickness showing that he CAN be trusted. And he’s taken out the Incredible One to boot! The fans have the right chant Tazz…….Holy indeed!

Tazz: yeah Cole, thanks for that! Just remember that now its just Trash and The masked wrester, how does the kid think he’ll beat The Disciple?

Tom Trash and TMW get to their feet at about the same time. Trash quickly goes behind the Masked man and grabs him as if to go for a German suplex but is quickly reversed when TMW quickly locks in a Cobra Clutch on the exhausted Trash.

MC: Cobra Clutch, this could be it right here, right now!

Tazz: No way Cole, its not synched in tight enough and….HOLY CHRIST ON A TOOTHBRUSH!!!!

MC: Cobra Clutch Suplex! The Masked wrestler dropping for the pin!

ONE





TWO




THRE……..Trash kicks out at the last second to a cry of disappointment from the crowd.

TMW pulls Trash up and into a SECOND Cobra Clutch.

MC: Will it be another suplex tazz?

Tazz: look Cole, The Incredible Holt is trying to get into the ring. Why in the hell isn’t he hurrying up?

TMW drags trash over into a second suplex just as the camera shows Sickness holding the leg of Holt, stopping him from returning to the ring. The masked Wonder hooks the leg and goes for a pin.


ONE



Tazz: Come on trash!


TWO






THREE!!!!!!! *the bell rings*

TC: ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners, and NEW TWOStars tag Team Champions, Sickness and the Maaaasked Wreeesstleeeeeerr!

Sickness quickly lets go of the leg of Holt and grabs the tag belts. Meanwhile The Masked wrestler gets hold of the microphone.

TMW: Only one piece of music should be played now. Hit it.

‘Climbing up the walls’ starts to play.

MC: NO!!!!! It cant be!!

Sickness removes his t shirt to reveal underneath it a second, a Dark Alliance one; at the same time The Masked wrestler pulls of his mask to reveal:

Tazz and Cole: BOYO!!!!

MC: The Dark Alliance have reunited Tazz, what does this mean for TWOStars?

Tazz: I don’t know Cole, but I guess we will find out soon!

As the DA exit the ringside area, gold belts slung over their shoulders, we cut to a ‘Mars bar’ sponsor advert.

[Christof]

Back from the sponsored advert the camera pans around ringside, fans clamour to show the camera their homemade signs.

MC: Time now for the final of the Extreme Revolutions King of the Ring. Over to Paul heyman and Good ol JR for the play by play.

JR: Why thank ya very much Micheal Cole, Im happy to be here for what will be a slobber knocker for sure!

PH: Slobber knocker? Do you still say that crap?

JR: Crap? excuse me Paul but this is how my grandpappy used to speak and Im not changing for anyone, you'd have tro beat me like a government mule to stop me!

PH: can we just get on with the show?

JR: coming up its CVD taking on Sickness for the King of the Ring title.

PH: Who cares who wins? They both suck.

TC: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is schedualed for one fall and is for the Extreme Revolution king of the Ring. Introducing first at a weight of 230 pounds, Sickneeeess!

Down with the Sickness starts to play as the lights drop down into a blacklight spread. Sickness comes down to more than a few cheers, which seems to surprise the madman. Sickness rolls into the ring under the bottom rope and waits for his opponant to arrive.

Down with the Sickness cuts out to be replaced with Live Forever" by Oasis.

TC: And his opponant at a weight of 245 pounds, Craig Van daaaaam!

As everyones attention is on the entranceway:





nothing happens.

TC: CRAIG VAN DAM!!!!











TC: CRAIG VAN DAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM!!!!

JR: What in the hell is going on here Paul? where is CVD?

PH: I have no idea JR. I spoke to him last week on the phone, theres no reason why hes not here!


As Tony Chimmel looks around in confusion some officials enter the ring and wisper into his ear.

TC: ladies and gentlemen, the match is about to begin.

Live Forever ends and the bell rings to begin the match to a HUGE boo from the fans and a look of concern on the face of Sickness.

1

JR: Bah God, they're counting out CVD!

2


3


4

5

PH: I have never seen such a display of, of....well I just havent! This is a discrace to the tournament!

6

7

8

9






10

the bell rings.

TC: ladies and gentlemen, your winner and 2005 Extreme Revolution Entertainment King of the Ring: Sickness.

Down with the Sickness plays as a pissed off looking Sickness walks back to the dressing room.

Cut to TWOStars Slam of the week.

[Christof]

COLE: Welcome back folks. Up next here at the King of the Ring is the huge 7 man elimination tournament to crown the first ever TWOstars Television champion. As the competitors make their way down to the ring, lets take you back to 2 weeks ago on XTV and see how this match came about……..

We cut to the video package of PMA introducing the TWOstars TV title

TC: Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to introduce you at this time to Network Representative, Phillip Martin Atken.

Phil then proceeds to walk down to the ring, huge smile on his face, with the unknown title thrown over his left shoulder. He climbs up the steps, wipes his feet and enters the ring to a polite welcome (some may class as a golf clap)

PMA: Tonight I'm just out here to inform you all the network is going to strengthen its support for TWOstars, we love this, and it's our ratings giant…………. Which brings me to this shiny belt on my shoulder, and god damn it, it's really shiny. I mean even the TWOstars World Title is a little grubby; this thing is as shiny as the sun itself. I mean, it's shiny shiny. King of shine. Errr... anyway as I was saying, this title is the network's show of support for TWOstars, you see the network informed me, that on my first day on the job I was going to introduce you to:

THE TWOSTAR'S TV TITLE

PMA: I will be watching every match I can get my hands on, every promo there is, and I want someone to prove to me they would make a great TV Champion. I want this title to bring out the best in the entire promotion. TWOstars as it stands is great, but I want to push everyone into making it greater, and I feel this title will do the job!

Last Thursday……………

PMA: I'm sure you all are wondering what I just put in that hat. Well I'll be blunt, that hat contains names. Names of everyone employed by TWOstars, names of ERE Superstars, basically if you have ever appeared on TWOstars Xtreme TV, you can represent the network

I'm making it official right now, in a few seconds I will pull six names out of this hat, and at the King of the Ring PPV, these six men will face off against each other for the TWOstars TV title. Yes, in a few mere days, we will crown our first TV Champion and god I'm excited about that……………

Entrant number one in the contest for the TV Title... Oh I do love the luck of the draw. The first man who may very well become the next TV Champion, the man you just say minutes prior, ladies and gentlemen, The Judge!............... Entrant number two, ladies and gentlemen, The Dominator…………. And introducing the number three choice by this wonderful hate........... Violent Vinnie Vegas! I mean... Vengeance DAMN IT!............ The fourth pick for this contest: Omega Red!................ Ladies, Gentlemen, Robots and Undecided, Keith Jaxx!.................... Alrighty, one pick left, let us hope it's a good one…………….. Mickhail Mills…………….. And the seventh and final pick for this match is neither under contract to TWOstars or to ERE......................

COLE: Who is it? What name is on that sheet of paper?

PMA: The final man in the TV Title Contest at King of the Ring is...

Phillip

Martin

Atken

End of video package and back to Cole & Tazz

COLE: So there we have it, and the decision to have the belt on the line in this match was made last Thursday on Xtreme TV. We have six of the competitors in the ring now and looking at them, who is your pick for this one, Tazz?

TAZZ: You know, Cole, any one of those guys in there is capable of going the distance. We have some powerhouses in there with the likes of Dominator, Mills, Omega Red and Triple V mixed with the technical excellence of The Judge and Jaxx. This one will certainly be interesting!

COLE: That it will be! Let’s take in to Tony Chimel!

CHIMEL: Ladies and Gentlemen, here are the rules for the upcoming contest for the TWOstars Television Championship! Two superstars will begin the match with all remaining competitors stood the apron. Superstars may tag themselves into the match at any time. A competitor can be eliminated from the match via pin fall, submission, disqualification or a count out. This process will continue until there is one superstar left……. Who will be crowned the NEW TWOstars Television Champion!

TAZZ: Did you get all of that, Cole!?

CHIMEL: And at this time may I introduce to you, the TWOstars Network Representative……… Phillip Martin Atken!

With that, Deep Purple's “Perfect Strangers” hits the PA system as the authoritative figure makes his way to the ring to a chorus of cheers from the live audience with the shiny new Television Title draped over his shoulder. He climbs up the ring steps into the ring, taking the microphone from Tony Chimel

PMA: Thank you, Tony. I would now like to take this opportunity to welcome all you great fans to TWOstars…… King of the Ring!

COLE: Fan’s lapping this up, Tazz! They love it!

TAZZ: Haha! I still can’t believe he thinks he can get in there with 6 of the TWOstars elite!

COLE: Hold up, Tazz. Since we were introduced to Mr Atken a couple of weeks ago I decided to do a little research, PMA is no stranger to mixing it up in ring, he’s competed many a time before tonight. Sounds as if he’s a tricky customer!

TAZZ: Whatever, Cole. Just can’t see it myself

PMA: (making his way out to the apron) Now, you two (pointing at Omega Red and Dominator) if you’d be so kind as to enter the ring so we can get this match underway………

COLE: Mr Atken calling the shots in this one!

Dominator and Omega Red enter the ring, slightly puzzled that they are being ordered about by some what of an unknown. The bell rings as the match begins. The live audience begin to chant “U-S-A” in support of Dominator against the “Soviet Machine”

COLE: Two of the biggest men in this match to start things out!

They lock up and tussle for position. O-R is able to force Dominator into the headlock but is quickly backed up into the ropes and shot across the ring……. And back…….. O-R is met with a stiff shoulder block and hits the mat

COLE: Dominator dominating the early part of this match!

TAZZ: Was that supposed to be funny, Cole?

COLE:…………… Dominator bringing Omega back up to a vertical base…….

……… O-R is thrown over with a release German suplex and ends up slouched in the corner. Dominator closes in to his opponent but The Judge tags himself in

COLE: There’s the first tag of the match, Dominator must now leave the ring

Judge is now in and pounding on a prone Omega. He looks out to the fans who cheer loudly at the sight of the Russian being beaten. The Judge gives the sign for “Trial by Fire”

COLE: Judge looking to finish Omega Red off early!

He brings the soviet to his feet and powers the big 280 pounder into the Razor’s Edge position and charges at the turnbuckle

SMAAAASH!

COLE: He connects!

TAZZ: Omega’s too close to the ropes, Cole

COLE: True, Tazz! Judge is setting a dazed Red up for the Fisherman’s suplex!

TWOstars law and order plants the Russian with the Fisherman’s suplex…….. The referee is down to count…………

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BOOOOOOOOM!

Whilst Judge had Omega pinned to the mat with the fisherman’s suplex, Dominator sensed that the Soviet would be unable to kick out and had made his way up to the top rope……….

COLE: Dominator with that devastating Shooting Star Press!

TAZZ: Quick thinking by the big man, no chance that the Judge is getting up from this………

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COLE: Omega Red and The Judge eliminated in just seconds from one another……….. Here comes Re-Evolution’s representative, Mickhail Mills!

CHIMEL: Omega Red and The Judge are EEEEEEEliminated!

Mills is now in and, unsurprisingly, the SSP has taken a lot out of Dominator which allows Mr Amazing to take advantage. After a few hard strikes, Dominator begins to fight back. He is whips into the ropes……… Mills goes for the Roaring Clothesline……………. Ducked by Dominator………….. Back again………………

COLE: The big man from Detroit with a clothesline of his own! Mills is now the one reeling!

The Real F’n Show is quickly back to his feet however, but is locked in a belly to belly by his opponent. Dominator immediately pops the hips and propels Mills to the mat with a slam………. Into the cover…………

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COLE: There it is! The best Spinebuster in the business! Dominator is now looking to finish Mr Amazing with his patented Death Drop!

As Dominator turns back around to prepare his opponent for his devastating finisher, Mills has rolled out of the ring and is gingerly making his way up the entrance ramp as the referee begins to count………

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TAZZ: Mill’s is smart, Cole. He knows exactly what he’s doing here

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Dominator is now stood at the ropes facing the entrance, beckoning Mickhail to return to the ring………

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CHIMEL: Mickhail Mills has been EEEEEEEliminated

Dominator, still focused on the eliminated Mills, is unaware that the Violence Bearer has snuck into the ring up behind him………….. He is quickly brought up onto the shoulders of Triple V………….

SMMMMMACCCCK!

COLE: Circle of Trust by Vengeance! Charles Robinson down to count……!

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COLE: Damn it!

CHIMEL: Dominator has been EEEEEEEliminated!

TAZZ: Rule number one, Cole, never turn your back on your opponent, especially in a match such as this!

COLE: Nonetheless, Dominator is gone from this match up as we are now down to three, Vinnie Vengeance in the ring right now, the “Wild Boy” Keith Jaxx and our network rep, Mr Atken!

TAZZ: I’ll hand it to PMA, Cole. He’s done well so far to keep himself away from the action.

COLE: He certainly has, as he continues to direct the traffic out here! He’s signalling for Jaxx to get in the ring to face Triple V!

TAZZ: Smart move, that’s all I’ll say

Keith Jaxx has stepped through the ropes and meets Vengeance in the centre of the ring. Jaxx, not to keen on locking up with the Violence Bearer simply bends over in front of his opponent…….

COLE: What the hell is going one here, Tazz?

TAZZ: Dunno, Cole. Seems as if Jaxx is…………. Or…………. Maybe………. Hell I dunno!

COLE: I see what you’re getting at Tazz……………… and I think your right!............ Jaxx wants Vengeance to spank him!

TAZZ: The crowd’s giving Vinnie some encouragement!

Triple V, rather bemused at the requests of his opponent, swiftly steps back and kicks Jaxx’s posterior out of the ring to the outside

COLE: Seems as though V3 doesn’t wanna play tonight, Tazz!

TAZZ: And you’d of course have taken Mr Jaxx up on his offer! In fact, I’m sure that if we weren’t out here you probably do a little more than just spank him, wouldn’t ‘ya Cole! Anyway, looks like your boyfriend is back in the ring

The Wild boy, now back inside, squares up again to a still unimpressed Triple V. He gives Vinnie a quick slap across the face.

CROWD: Oooooooooo!

Vengeance holds his palm against his face and attempts a clothesline on Jaxx who ducks it and lands a picture perfect roundhouse kick on the Violence Bearer knocking him down

COLE: A surprise to many here as Keith Jaxx begins to take control of Triple V!

Vinnie regains his footing but is met with some shots to the midsection, backing him up into the turnbuckle……….. This time a spinning back kick connects to Vengeance who is now slumped in the corner……………. Jaxx backs up into the opposite corner and runs at his fallen opponent…………..

CRRRUUUNCH!

CROWD: Eeeeeee…. Oooooo….. Aaaaah!

COLE: Oooo! The male contingent in the crowd sympathising with that move Tazz! Let’s take a look at that again!

We see the replay of the Wild boy running in on Vengeance and delivering a baseball slide to the gonads

COLE: A reeling Triple V now is up to his feet and stumbling out of the corner!

As V3 comes groggily out of the corner, Jaxx slips in behind and jumps to the second turnbuckle………….. Springboard…………… into………..

COLE: Jaxx the Facts! Jaxx the Facts! He hit it!........... The cover!

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COLE: That’s it! Vengeance is gone!

TAZZ: Don’t think so Cole, looked like he slid up the right shoulder to me!

COLE: Damn it! Jaxx is signalling for it again! Another Jaxx the Facts maybe!?

The Wild Boy mirrors his movements from before in jumping up the second turnbuckle and spring-boarding off………………..

BOOOOOOM!

As Jaxx had turned to grab the head of his opponent, Vengeance had telegraphed the move and turned into a finisher of his own, No Escape!

COLE: The swinging side walk slam!

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CHIMEL: Keith Jaxx has been EEEEEEEliminated!

COLE: Just at the second we though Jaxx had it, Triple V turned it around! We’re now down to two!

TAZZ: Finally we might get to see some of this PMA guy, Cole!

COLE: Well he doesn’t seem to be getting in the ring as of yet………. Instead he’s calling for the microphone

PMA picks up the TV title from the time keeper and enters the ring…………..

PMA: (clap clap clap) After what I’ve seen from you here tonight, Mr Vengeance, I have come to the firm conclusion that you truly are deserving of this brand spanking new Television title belt

Loud crowd boos echo throughout the arena at the announcement of Triple V as the first ever TV champion. PMA hands the Violence Bearer his first championship in TWOstars. Vengeance raises the belt in air

COLE: What the hell is going on here Tazz!? I thought Mr Atken declared himself a participant in this match!?

Atken backs off from Vengeance, clapping along in celebration…………… then he suddenly charges at the TV champ…………..

CRRRRRUNNNNNCH!

COLE: Haha! Vengeance’s magic sack taking some punishment here tonight!

TAZZ: A swift shot the royals! Seems PMA’s got something else to say, Cole…….

Atken picks up the TV title and hovers over the squirmy body of V3

PMA: Now Vincent…… As I explained at the start, this is an ELIMINATION match, thus meaning you must ELIMINATE EVERY competitor. And as it stands right now, you haven’t eliminated me!

Atken quickly covers the Violence Bearer………

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Instant kick out by Vengeance who is being harshly stomped on by PMA

TAZZ: Ok, Cole. We know this guy can deliver a cheap shot, but I wanna know if this guy can wrestle. We’ll soon see if he can match up to the likes of Triple V

Atken keeps Vengeance on the mat with some shots to the back of the head with his forearm…………. Now applying the arm bar

COLE: There’s a wrestling hold for ya Tazz!

With relative ease, Vengeance is able to power the 210 pound cruiser from New York off of him but Atken is quickly back on offensive with more brawler-like punches and kicks………. Vengeance reels back into the ropes and is whipped to the other side………………. Rebounds………………… PMA lowers the head attempting the back body drop……………….

COLE: Triple V’s got him in the powerbomb position! He lifts him up!...........

SMMMMMMASH!

COLE: Vengeance hit the Trust Breaker! This one’s all over!

TAZZ: He’s not going for the cover, Cole. Seems he’s intent on punishing Mr Atken further……………

Triple V strikes his chest spread pose and pulls PMA in the centre of the ring by the leg, flipping him over into the single legged Boston crab

COLE: False Sense of Security locked in on Mr Atken by the Violence Bearer!

TAZZ: PMA’s resilience will be tested right here, Cole!

COLE: He screaming in pain…………. He’s gonna tap!.....................

Charles Robinson is asking PMA if he wants to give it up, he has no way to reach the ropes……………………

………………………. Out of no where, “Death of Seasons” by AFI begins to blare through out the arena. This quickly prompts Vengeance to break the hold to step up and await the arrival of his nemesis…………

COLE: That’s the Prototype’s music, Tazz! What could Jimmy Redman want out here in this match!?

TAZZ: I’m thinking it was after Vengeance’s comments directed towards Redman last week on XTV

COLE: And there he is!

Jimmy Redman appears from behind the curtain to a huge pop from the live audience. Triple V is motioning for Redman to get in the ring and face him!

COLE: We knew this wasn’t over between these two ever since Backlash!

TAZZ: The Prototype has no business out here Cole!

Referee Charles Robinson exits the ring to persuade Redman to return to the back

COLE: But look at this!

Meanwhile, with V3 still distracted by the mere presence of The Prototype, PMA has managed to struggle to his feet and has the TV title belt in his hands……….

BOOOOOOOOOOM!

COLE: He nailed him!

Seeing that PMA has laid out Triple V with the belt, Redman backs off allowing Robinson to slide back in the ring to make the count……………

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(Bell rings)

COLE: He did it! PMA did it!

CHIMEL: Here is your winner…………… and the NUUUUUUUUU Television Champeeeeeon!.................... Phillip Marrrrrtin Attttken!

COLE: Not only does he control the television, but he now has the Television title to boot!

TAZZ: Cheap victory, Cole! Redman has yet again cost the Violence Bearer another huge match here in TWOstars!

COLE: No doubt Triple V won’t let this slide!

Vengeance leaves the ring with a sickened look on his face as Victoria Ramsden runs down the ramp to celebrate with the new TV Champion

Tazz: Looks like PMA is in for some celebrations tonight!

Cut to Evil Gringo promo

[Christof]

(We start by showing a video package of both semi final matches)

Tazz: And that's how we got here Cole...........Holt, after having three matches already, must be feeling pretty worn by now

Cole: And Brian dammage scraping past "The Hangman", which took a lot out of him Tazz

Tazz: But TIH has had three matches to Dammage's one.....it's gotta be a factor

(We cut to Tony Chimmel in the ring)

TC: It is now time for the King Of The Ring final....(crowd pop)......this match has no time limit

Tazz: We are gonna have a winner tonight Cole

TC: The winner of this match will be crowned the 2005 King..Of The Ring.......introducing first, Hailing form Memphis, Tennessee,

*Can't Stop by Pre)Thing starst to play*

TC: Weighing in at 250lbs...this is Briaaaaaaaan Daaaaaaaaammage

Cole: Dammage looking like he is feeling the effects from earlier tonight Tazz

Dammage walks down the KOTR set and acknowledges the crowd, who give him a great cheer

Crowd: Dammage, Dammage, Dammage

Dammage walks down the aisle as Pre)thing continue to play.................***BAAAAMMMMM***......Holt has burst through the curtain and nails Dammage with a big, clubbing blow to the back of his head, dropping the Memphis native hard.

Cole: TIH not wanting to wait for this one partner.

Tazz: I can understand why Cole......he has to finish this one early, after being taken to the limit during his three matches

Cole: And losing the Tag belts must have upset him too

Tazz: Geeee, you think(!)

Holt drags Dammage to ringside and goes to whip him into the steps, but Dammage has reversed it and **CLANG** TIH clatters the steps, knocking them away from the post........Dammage gets in the ring, (and slips, promting the crowd to chant)......

Crowd: You *BEEP*ed up, you *BEEP*ed up, you *BEEP*ed up

.........and the ref, Brian Hebner, calls for the bell.

Tazz: Holt is in trouble Cole, before the match even begun....he's holding his ribs.

Cole: He did hit the steps pretty damn hard.

Holt makes his way under the ropes and stares a hole through Dammage...they begin circling as the crowd chant for Dammage to "**** Him Up Dammage, **** Him Up"......they go for a lock up, and Holt just throws Dammage to the mat with a thud.

Tazz: Holt is easily the more powerful of the two Cole

They go for a lock up again, but Dammage goes behind Holt and schoolboys him over

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Holt gets up and looks angry now.........while Dammage holds up his thumb and forefinger, showing how close this was to being over.

Cole: Almost a quick win for Dammage Tazz

Tazz: C'mon Cole, you're not gonna beat The Incredible Holt like that, no way

They go to lock up again, but this time Dammage goes behind and dropkicks Holt's left leg, dropping the big man down to one knee, runs the ropes and dropkicks him in the head while he is down......quick cover...

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Tazz: This is smart Cole....he's wearing down the big man...and getting a rest at the same time.

Cole: He's not gonna win the match with this though Tazz

Tazz: I know Cole....I did wrestle once or twice before you know

Dammage notices that Holt is holding his ribs, the weight of Dammage in his back being concentrated there causing serious discomfort....so Dammage changes the hold and is now got both knees driving into Holt's left side as Dammage pulls on Holts legs and head in a "Bow and Arrow" like manouver, only to the side instead of the back.

Tazz: Modified Bow & Arrow there Cole....that is a very painful looking manouver

Cole: The ref asking if he wants to quit

Hebner gets down and asks TIH if he wants to give it up....as Dammage increases the pressure....Holt shakes his head "NO" and tries to get to his feet, and does so.

Cole: He got out of it Tazz

Dammage still has hold of Holt, but Holt drives two BIG elbows to the skull of Dammage and runs the ropes...to be met by yet another dropkick from Dammage

Cole: He nailed that perfectly Tazz.....right on the ribs again

Holt is on the mat, holding his ribs in pain again.........Dammage picks him up and takes him in a waistlock......before taking Holt iver in a modified German suplex.......Holt landing on his, by now, injured ribs.

Tazz: Cover Cole

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Tazz: Kick out Cole

Cole: But not a great one Tazz

Tazz: If they're before the three Cole....then they're all great

Dammage smells victory now, the three matches are now taking their toll on the giant, and moves in for the kill......he sets Holt up and runs the ropes, nailing him with a massive running Dammage Effect, dropping Holt back to the mat....HARD.

Dammage decides that won't be enough to keep Holt down and picks him up again, grabbing his head and dropping down, nailing him Holt with a devastating DDT.......cover

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Crowd: OOooooohhhhhhh

Tazz: That was close Cole...a bit too close for Holt

Cole: Dammage has to stay on top of him though

As if he could hear Cole, Dammage picks up TIH and whips him hard into the corner, Holt struggling to stay upright.....Dammage signals to the crowd he is going for somethig special, and grabs Holt by the head again

Tazz: He could be going for the 56k Cole

Tazz is right, as Dammage scales the ropes and jumps out, swinging his legs a she does so.....and catches Hebner right in the head with his trailing leg.......and crashes the head of TIH into the mat with a thunk.....

COVER

Dammage covers Holt, but there is no ref.....he begins to count himself

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Tazz: He could count until a hundred Cole

Cole: With no ref, this match continues.

Dammage gets up and goes over to, the now out of it, Brian Hebner and tries to wake him.......the crowd suddenly shriek and boo loudly.....Dammage turns round to see why, and is met with a devastating Airdrie Boot, knocking him down.

Tazz: Wheer did he come from Cole?

Cole: I don't know Tazz, and Dammage never saw that kick coming....

Tazz: Look, Pain is here too Cole

(The crowd rain down boos and chants onto the duo........chants of "Bullshit" ring around the arena)

Tazz: Crowd letting Draven and Pain know what they think of them.

Draven Cage looks around and laughs at the carnage he is causing........Pain whispers something in his ear, DC nods and walks over to Dammage, and drags him to the corner.....and places him on the top buckle.

Cole: What are they doing Tazz

Tazz: It's not gonna be pretty Cole

Cage climbs the buckles in front of Dammage, with Pain climbing the ropes to the side........both suddenly leap of, dropping Dammage in the "Hangman's Gallows", Dammages head and neck driven into the canvas for almost 12' in the air......

Crowd: Holy ****, holy ****, holy ****.

DC grabs Holt and places him on top of Dammage, then he and Pian leave the ringside area

Tazz: Cage making his presence felt again Cole

Cole: That's all that guy ever does...he can't stand to not be involved

Holt is covering Dammage but there is no ref

Cole: Hebner is still out Tazz

Taz: Wait, look

Nick Patrick is storming down the aisle, slides into the ring, and makes the count.......

(Crowd chant along again)

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Crowd: Oooooohhhhhh

Tazz: I don't believe it Cole

Cole: This match is not over

Patrick signals that it was indeed just a two-count, and goes to check on Hebner, who seems ok, but is helped to the back by road agents, including Fit Finlay............

Holt is on his feet now, still looking a little worse for wear, and shakes his head.........befoe letting out a massive roar.

Cole: Look at the look in his eyes Tazz.......he is in a rage

Tazz: That is one scary stare Cole

Holt looks down at the battered Dammage and a smile, almost, crosses his lips.

Cole: I don't like this Tazz

Tazz: I don't think Brian Dammage is gonna like it either Cole

Dammage tries to get to his feet, but Holt stomps him back down.....and gives the crowd a wild-eyed look.
He grabs Dammage by the head and picks him up, before doubling him over.

Tazz: Could be a powerbomb Cole

Tazz is right and Holt picks up Dammage and holds him for a second, before drilling him with a huge powerbomb, causing the crowd to "OOOOOHHH".......but he doesn't go for a cover, instead he picks Dammage up and does it again, this time it's even harder than the last one.

Cole: I don't think he wants to win anymore Tazz...he's trying to end this kid's career

Tazz: He knew the risks when he signed up Cole

TIH looks down at the now beaten Dammage, surveying what he has done.......He picks him up once agian and lands a vicious spinebuster....that is it, Dammage is beaten.....Holt motions to cover.....but decides not to.

Cole: What is he doing

Tazz: He is enjoying what he is doing Cole, what's wrong with that?

Holt picks up Dammage and puts him in a front face lock.......

Cole: He could be going for the Incrediplex Tazz

Tazz: Could be

He isn't, as he drops Dammage down in a Jackhammer, crushing the air out of Dammage............but still he is not done, as he grabs Dammage in another front face lock....and this time does indeed nail an Incrediplex.......Patrick is demanding Holt cover Dammage or he will DQ him on the spot........Holt does cover Dammage

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Cole: That's it, it's over

Tazz: Cover

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Nick Patrick calls for the bell, as Mark B and Blade - You Don't See The Signs blares throughout the arena...

Tony Chimmel takes a mic

TC: The winner.....and you're Two-Thousand and Five, King Of The Ring.......The Iiiiiiinnnnncrrrrredible......Hooooooollllt

(Crowd Boo loudly, and chant "This sucks" over and over)

Tazz: There you have it Cole, you're winner...TIH

Cole: He didn't win it on his own though Tazz

Holt looks down at the beaten, broken body of Brian Dammage.........draws his fingers over his throat, and throws him to the outside............

Cole: Aw c'mon, the match is over, he won already dammit

Tazz: I guess he ain't done yet Cole

Holt grabs Dammage in a front face lock, on the floor.....and hoists him high in the air....

Cole: Not an Incrediplex on the floor...that's too much Tazz

Tazz: You tell him Cole

Holt drops Dammage into the fireman's carry postion, but doesn't use the Incrediplex......instead he swings Dammage's head out first and crashes it into the ringpost with a sickening crack. Holt's music comes to screeching halt.

Cole: OH MY GOD

Tazz: You sound like someone I used to know........that was brutal

(The crowd start chanting "Ho-ly ****" over and over)

Holt looks down at Dammage as blood starts to pour from his skull....covering both his head and the ringside mats..........Holt is ordered back to the locker room as EMTs and personell swamp the ringside area.

Cole: I guess we'll have the coronation later tonight then

Tazz: I don't think TIH cares about a crown and cape......no-one looks good in a crown Cole.

The crowd are hushed as the EMts work on Dammage at ringside, placing him in a neck brace and a stretcher.....before wheeling him out of the arena

(The crowd give him an ovation and chant his name over and over)

(The camera is now backstage)

Some of the wrestlers come up to see if Dammage is ok, wishing him well and saying they'll come to visit..........Draven Cage and Pain are in the background laughing.....

Redman: Hey....what's so funny?

DC: Aw c'mon......he sneaked past me in the last *BEEP*ing round...he got what was coming to him.......or most of it anyway

Redman: What is that supposed to mean?

DC: Nothing Bub....now get out of my *BEEP*ing face, before we need to get another ambulance out here.

Redman and DC square up, but are separated by the rest of the roster.............we then see Dammage being loaded into the ambulance in the parking lot of the arena........

Tazz: It's never good to see this Cole

Cole: We'll keep you updated on Brian Dammage's condition as and when we find out more

The ambulance is shown leaving the arena and turning right onto the main road

Cole: The hospital is the other way Tazz

Tazz: Maybe the driver knows a short-cut Cole

There is a level-crossing at the end of the street and the Ambulance approaches it slowly......befoer coming to a stop......on the train tracks..............the barriers start to drop down, as a train approaches.

Cole: What is going on

Tazz: I have a bad feeling about this Cole

The driver and the medic both get out of the ambulance, we can't see who it is, and run back to the building as the train is nearing the ambulance.

Tazz: This is wrong Cole

Cole: It's gonna hit the ambulance Tazz


The train driver has obviously seen the ambulance as he has hit the brakes, sparks flying from the train wheels....but it is too late and the train ploughs into the ambulance....

Crowd: "****ing Hell, ****ing Hell, ****ing Hell"

Cole: Brian Dammage is in there Tazz.......Oh my God...someone get out there

Tazz: I think it may be too late Cole

The train comes to a stop eventually, and another ambulance is at the scene......they try to open the wrecked ambulance door, but cannot......a fire truck arrives and they manage to get the door open........and we see Dammage in the back....COVERED in blood and glass, a shard of metal from the ambulance is stuck in his arm, exposing the tendons for all to see......

(The crowd is completely hushed)

Cole: We can't show anymore folks, and our thoughts are with Brian Dammage and his family right now

Tazz: That is beyond acceptable Cole.....who was driving the ambulance?

Cole: I don't know.....but I have a feeling we won't have heard the last of this.....let's have a look at how this all came about.

(A replay of DC running in, Holt winning the match and KOTR tournament, and the after match carnage is shown)

Tazz: I guess we should congratulate TIH on winning the KOTR

Cole: (Just looks disgusted)...We'll be back after this

(Cut to Draven Cage and Pain highlight package)

[Christof]

Back from the highlights package

MC: What a night it's been so far here in New Mexico

Tazz: You're telling me Cole, 2 Kings, New Tag champs, New TV champ and now we have an ERE World Title Match!

MC: Indeed we have and now I we hand over to our ERE colleagues, Paul Heyman and Jim Ross

The lights fade out and spotlights suddenly strike the right hand side of the staging, Metallica have their instruments ready and they begin to play "Ride the Lightning" – the crowd begins to boo loudly.

PH: What a way to make an entrance, only true superstars get to have entrances like this.

JR: How did he manage to get the band to play for him?

PH: I’m sure that he managed to pull a few strings.

Gower walks out through the curtain with the ERE IC Title around his waist and the ERE Tag Championship one shoulder, he walks over to the band and high fives James Hetfield. The Future returns to the walkway and begins his walk towards the ring, he ignores the audience's booing and jeering as he continues on his journey.

JR: Arrogant as always.

PH: Wouldn’t you be if you was this good?

BG gets to ringside, where he skips from side to side to more LOUD booing from the crowd.

PH: I’m looking forwards to seeing him dominate throughout this match.

JR: Are you always this confident of Gower’s abilities?

PH: Of course.

Gower jumps up onto the ring apron, which cause a LOUD pyros to shoot off from the entrance way, he steps through the middle ropes as Metallica slowly fade out the music, the spotlight onto them turns off.

PH: How can anybody top that entrance?

The opening strains of “Lying From You” begins to play and the crowd’s booing intensified, a spotlight strikes the opposite side of the stage from Metallica, a section of the staging begins to raise with Linkin Park & Jay-Z, they begin playing “Dirt of my Shoulder/Lying From You” and the crowd explodes with booing as Fill walks out onto the staging, nodding towards Chester and the band, then he slowly walks to the ring, shaking out his muscular arms.

PH: Talk about trying to one-up each other.

JR: I don’t think I’ve ever seen two entrances like this before.

PH: I think it’s brilliant – who else could manage this?

As Fill gets to ringside he hops onto the apron, steps through the ropes, gets to the middle of the ring and raises his arms to an increase in noise from the crowd.

Gower and Fill look across the ring at each other, the ERE World Champ has a sneer on his face as the IC Champ has a look of disdain on his.

PH: Look at those two warriors, this is going to be one hell of a battle.

Linkin Park & Jay-Z slowly fade the music out as their spotlight goes out, the two Champions hand their belts over to the ref, he holds the ERE World Title aloft to a cheer from the crowd, before showing it to the two combatants.

Before anything else can happen, the Midnight Express theme hits the speakers.

JR: What the hell is going on? Why is Cornette coming out?

PH: I don’t think Jim’s gay, but you’ll be able to ask him in a minute by the look of things.

JR: What? I didn’t mean that and you damn well know it.

Jim Cornette swaggers out onto the staging, tennis racket in hand, and he begins to slowly walk down the ramp, grinning towards the ERE World Champ who returns a little nod.

JR: Look at how cocky he is, obviously trying to get an advantage for his client.

PH: And why wouldn’t he? It’s great strategy.

JC gets to ring-side, walks around the ring towards the announce desks, Fill gate vaults over the ropes to the outside, briefly shakes hands with Jim and then walks over to the Spanish announce desk.

JR: What’s Fill doing now?

PH: You’re impatient, aren’t you?

Fill grabs hold of Carlos Cabrera’s jacket front, he pulls him out of his chair, while the Spanish announcer is out of his chair Jim snatches it away his chair and drags it towards JR & Paul Heyman’s table, the crowd boos loudly for the Establishment member’s actions.

JR: What the hell? You can’t steal Carlos’ chair.

Jim picks up a headset, puts it on and responds: Of course I can, I’m Jim Cornette, damnit, I can do whatever I want.

PH: He does have a point you know.

The ERE World Champ releases Carlos who slumps backwards and staggers slightly as he realises that his chair is no longer behind him. The Midnight Express theme fades away.

PH: Well, at least I’m happy to see you.

JC: I’m not surprised, having to put up with Ross all of the time.

JR: Do you mind?

JC: Not at all.

Fill climbs back into the ring and looks around at the booing crowd, a grin slowly spreads across Gower’s face which causes a look of confusion on the ERE Champ’s face.

JR: Why does he look so happy?

PH: I have no idea.

JC: It might be because he’s an idiot.

PH: I have one thing to say about Gower, he’s far from being an idiot.

JC: But he’s not the Smartest Man In Wrestling, is he?

PH: Well…

JC: And he’s never been the ERE World Champion, unlike my client.

The crowd suddenly ERUPTS with booing as “Money Money Money” bursts from the speakers. Gower grins and nods as Fill turns and begins to yell towards Cornette, asking him what’s going on.

Ted DiBiase walks out onto the staging, the dollar sign spotlight shines into the middle of the ring as the Million Dollar Man walks towards the ring.

JC: Who the hell invited him?

PH: I think Gower did.

JR: Don’t worry, I’m not happy about it either.

DiBiase gets to ring-side and Gower slides under the bottom rope to meet him, they exchange a few words before walking around to the announce table area, they look down at Cornette and Gower feints a blow towards the Establishment manager, who flinches back.

PH: What’s the matter with you?

JC: Didn’t you see that? He tried to hit me.

PH: Don’t be such a baby.

Gower stands in front of Hugo Savinovich, he cracks his knuckles and Hugo leaps out of the chair, not wanting to be mis-treated like Carlos was. Ted thanks him and accepts the chair before wheeling it around to the other announce table.

JR: Poor Carlos and Hugo, both have had their chairs removed.

PH: At least Hugo kept some dignity.

JC: Hardly, he just showed how much of a wimp he is.

Ted has taken his seat and placed a headset on.

TD: Like you’re so brave as Mr Gower walked past.

JC: Shut up you, he tried to hit me.

TD: Oh, if he tried, he would have succeeded.

Gower climbs back into the ring, he gives a thumbs up towards DiBiase who smiles back.

PH: It looks like we’re about to get underway.

JR: Took long enough, don’t these people know that it’s only a three hour Pay Per View?

JC: Hey, I have every right to be out here.

TD: And you’re saying I don’t?

Gower and Fill glare at each other as the referee quickly goes over the rules of the match with them. They seem to ignore the ref as the intensity is clearly shown on their faces.

The two combatants shake out their arms and crick their necks from side to side, preparing for the upcoming battle, the referee looks back and forth between the two men once more before signalling to the time keeper, the bell is rung to start the match.

JR: It’s about time.

TD: He really is impatient, isn’t he?

JC: Probably got piles and needs to apply some more cream.

PH: Wouldn’t surprise me.

JC: Hey, Ted, it’s good to see your beard has grown back.

TD: Real men can grow beards, funny how we’ve never seen you with one, isn’t it?

Gower and Fill come face to face and begin talking trash to each other, neither one moving an inch as they talk smack back and forth, suddenly out of nowhere BG hits the World Champ with a Bitch Slap, Fill looks to the side before looking back and returning the favour with a Bitch Slap of his own.

PH: Starting as they mean to go on, blow for blow.

JC: Be glad Cole’s not at this desk, he might have gotten excited at that comment.

TD: Do you know something about Cole that we don’t?

JC: Come on, everybody has heard the rumours.

PH: I doubt they’re rumours.

Gower spits to the side, checks his cheek and turns to hit another Bitch Slap on the Establishment man, Fill immediately replies with his own, as the IC Champ tries to swing once more Fill leans out of it’s range and kicks BG in the gut, Gower doubles over from the blow as the World Champ taps the side of his head with a grin on his face.

JC: And THAT is why he’s the Smartest Man In Wrestling.

Fill is suddenly picked up around the waist and Gower charges forwards, slamming his back into the turnbuckles, The Future then proceeds to ram his shoulder into the only true ERE GrandSlammer’s gut several times.

Carlos: Gower realmente ahora que gana una ventaja.

Hugo: ¿Pero para cuánto tiempo?

JC: What did they just say?

TD: I have no idea.

Gower grabs hold of Fill’s arm and whips him across the ring to the opposite corner, he follows him and hits a corner clothesline which causes the Establishment man to collapse in the corner.

Carlos: Un movimiento increíblemente de gran alcance.

TD: I’ll pay someone in the back to shut their damn microphones off.

JC: I think that worked.

Carlos and Hugo continue to talk, oblivious to the fact that their microphones are now switched off.

Gower steps back slightly, grabs The ERE Champ's arm and Northern Irish whips him towards the opposite corner, but Fill reverses the move and sends The IC Champ into the corner, Fill follows this up with a corner FlexLine to loud booing from the crowd.

BG staggers a steps out of the corner and walks into an overhead release belly to belly suplex from the ERE World Champion - Fill rolls back to his feet and raises his arms to the crowd which garners another loud boo from the audience.

JC: See that suplex? THAT was class.

TD: Class? Fill wouldn't know class if it came up and smacked him in the face.

JC: And we know what will be smacking Gower in the face next - Fill's fist.

Cornette laughs, but it soon stops as Gower gets back to his feet and charges, knocking the Establishment man down face first with a clothesline from behind. BG begins stomping on the ERE Champ, after a few stomps he drags Fill back to his feet, Northern Irish whips him to the ropes, as Fill returns he ducks under a clothesline attempt, comes back off of the opposite ropes and attempts a clothesline of his own which is ducked, both men then stop and turn to look at each other with obvious hatred on their faces.

JR: What a fast pace to this match.

PH: Are you sure you can keep up with it, Jim?

JR: What's that supposed to mean?

JC: Well, you are getting on a bit.

TD: Yeah, "old man" Ross.

The three commentators laugh as Ross looks annoyed, inside the ring the two warriors step closer together and begin to throw hard right handers to each other's heads once more, neither man gives an inch as they pound on each other - after a few strikes they both take a step backwards and go for dropkicks at the same time, neither attack hits and both men drop to the mat.

PH: You don't see many dropkicks from these guys.

JR: And now we know why.

JC: Fill's one was perfectly executed, if you don't mind.

TD: Perfectly, if he intended to miss.

JC: Gower didn't hit his either.

TD: And your point is?

The two warriors get up to their feet and begin to circle, they dive together for a collar and elbow tie up, Fill attempts to force Gower back towards the corner, but the IC Champ quickly ducks around and switches to the side before launching the ERE World Champ to the mat with a t-bone suplex.

Gower is quickly back to his feet and pulls Fill back towards his feet, a quick hoist up onto the shoulder and BG drops The ERE Champ down with a shoulder breaker, he holds onto Fill's waist, raises him up and hits another shoulder breaker to the same arm.

TD: Now that's smart wrestling, attack his shoulders and he can't suplex.

JC: You have seen how muscular Fill is, right? He can suplex with only one arm.

JR: What? How would that be possible?

JC: Fill's just that damn good.

TD: Does he think he's Vin Diesel or something?

The view cuts to show Vin Diesel sitting in the front row, he grins at the camera as his name is displayed below his face - like anybody wouldn't really know who he is - back in the ring Gower picks up The ERE Champ and runs towards the corner trying to ram his shoulder into the turnbuckle, but Fill puts the breaks on and drops to his knees which causes the IC Champ to run chest first into the pads.

JR: What a turn of events.

PH: That's a lucky break for The ERE Champion.

JC: Luck has nothing to do with it.

Fill staggers to his feet and rubs his shoulder, shakes it out and looks down at his opponent - Gower rolls under the bottom rope to get out of the ring to recuperate for a minute, he rubs his chest and glares up at the World Champ.

JC: Look at that chicken running away.

TD: He is not running away, he's just getting some breathing room.

JR: Can you two stop bickering for one minute?

JC & TD: NO!

Fill walks towards the ropes, looks over at Gower and shouts at him, but the IC Champ jumps up onto the apron and grabs The ERE Champ's head, guillotining him on the top rope - Fill staggers back a few steps holding the front of his throat… BG rolls under the bottom rope and charges forwards with a spear which takes Fill down to the mat.

Grabbing the fallen Fill by the head, Gower pulls him to his feet, switches begin and wraps up The ERE Champs arms before launching him down to the mat with a straight jacket suplex.

TD: Bah Gawd, what a move.

JR: Are you trying to copy me?

TD: It can't be copying if I do it better.

PH: And he did, which wouldn't be difficult.

Gower pops back up to his feet and stands over his fallen opponent, he laughs and walks around the ring tapping the side of his temple.

TD: Now who is the Smartest Man In Wrestling?

JC: You'll find out, if you don't already know.

As BG is strutting around he doesn't notice The ERE Champ getting back to his feet, Fill grabs Gower from behind, wraps his arms up in a straight jacket, ducking his head down he lifts the IC Champ off of his feet and drops him down with a Japanese ocean cyclone suplex.

JR: Bah Gawd, what an impressive move.

JC: Well, it is Fill we're watching, what else do you expect.

PH: Professionalism from the commentators?

TD: Come on, we never get that.

Fill drops down to his knees and covers the IC Champ, but before the ref can get down for a pin The ERE Champ lifts BG's shoulder up from the mat with a grin on his face, he taps the side of his temple and looks around at the crowd to a loud boo from the crowd.

JR: What's he doing? He could have gotten a pinfall from that move.

JC: He knows what he's doing, after all he is The Smartest Man In Wrestling.

The ERE Champ pulls Gower back to his feet, grabbing him around the back of his neck he charges towards the ropes, tossing The Future over the top rope, but The Master of Pain lands on the apron - a quick shoulder to the gut staggers The Only True ERE GrandSlammer back a step, Gower leans forwards and grabs Fill for a suplex. Gower attempts to haul The ERE Champ up and over the ropes in a suplex, but Fill blocks the move, Fill hoists the IC Champ up and suplexes him back into the ring.

JR: Bah Gawd, what a suplex.

TD: You’re kidding, right? There was nothing special about that.

JC: That’s true, it was nothing – compared to what Fill can actually do.

PH: I’ve seen Gower do better than that as well.

TD: Well, it wouldn’t be difficult, it was sloppy at best.

The ERE Champ rolls under the ropes to the outside, he looks under the ring and begins to pull out a ladder to a cheer from the crowd.

JR: What does he intend to do with that?

PH: Can’t you ever wait and see?

JC: Whatever he intends, it’s bound to be better than anything Gower can muster up.

TD: You mean it’s bound to be dumber.

Fill turns towards the ring, he is surprised to see Gower back to his feet and charging towards the ropes, the IC Champ dives and hits a baseball slide, kicking the ladder into the chest of The ERE Champ.

PH: Ouch, Fill just crumpled faster than a TGX comeback.

TD: Only just.

JR: Whatever.

JC: Blah.

BG slides under the bottom rope, he drags The ERE Champ to his feet and Northern Irish whips him into the ring post, ramming Fill’s shoulder into the cold, hard steel.

JR: Bah Gawd, Fill’s shoulder could have just separated.

TD: You mean like TGX have already?

JC: Good one Ted.

TD: Who asked you?

PH: I thought it was good too.

TD: Why thank you, Paul. There’s that hundred dollars I promised you.

The ref begins to count the two wrestlers out, but Gower lifts Fill once more and throws him under the bottom rope and into the ring – BG follows and is quickly back to his feet.

Fill holds his shoulder as Gower drags him back to his feet, The Future of the Business goes to whip The ERE Champ to the corner, but Fill responds by reversing the move and sending The Master of Pain back first into the corner.

JC: Now THAT’s what I’m talking about.

TD: I didn’t hear you talking about that.

PH: Neither did I.

JC: Oh, stop sucking up to Ted.

JR: Yes Paul, stop sucking up.

PH, JC & TD: Shut up JR.

Fill tries to continue the assault by following Gower with a spear, but the double champ dives out of the way at the last possible moment causing The ERE Champ to dive shoulder first into the ring post, he yells out in pain.

PH: That must have hurt.

TD: Just look at his face, I’m enjoying the agony.

JC: It’s all part of the plan, really, it is.

TD: Whatever.

PH: Blah.

JR: Oh, please.

PH, JC & TD: Shut up JR.

Gower pulls Fill out of the corner, The ERE Champ holds onto his shoulder in obvious pain, The Master of Pain quickly wraps the arm up with an arm wringer before clubbing down on the shoulder with his forearm – this causes louder yells of agony from Fill.

As Fill doubles over in pain, Gower capitalises by setting him up a double underhook, pulling The Smartest Man In Wrestling up he lands The Invention.

TD: This is why Gower will be The ERE Champ – hitting moves like The Invention.

JC: That’s an invention? I’ve seen people do that for years.

PH: Well, it’s inventive when Gower does it.

TD: Yes it is, here’s that other hundred dollars I promised you.

JR: Hey, are you bribing Paul?

TD: Not at all – now here’s a couple of hundred dollars to buy some decent clothes.

JC: Stop giving people money.

TD: I would offer you some, but since you shop in Oxfam, 10 dollars should buy you a new wardrobe.

Gower raises The ERE Champ to his feet once more, switches behind and applies a hammer lock before launching him with the Claw Hammer, the crowd boo loudly at the IC Champ’s cockiness as he doesn’t hold it for a pin and hops to his feet, arms in the air.

TD: All hail the ultimate athlete!

JC: The what?

PH: Didn’t you hear him? Gower really is the ultimate athlete.

JR: He’s impressive, but I wouldn’t call him that.

TD: Are you sure about that JR? Maybe this 100 dollars will change your mind.