TWOstars XTreme TV 18 - 23rd June

[MrFill]

The following program is a post watershed production and is not suitable for younger viewers. This programe also includes strobe lighting effects.

"Carve me an Edge" by Fake Ideal starts to play as the TWOStars Xtreme TV opening video plays.
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The inside of the America West Arena ERUPTS with cheers as a mass of pyros explode into the air.

Cole: I'm Micheal Cole along with Tazz here at ringside.

Tazz: And what a great show we have tonight, with King of the Ring this Sunday, this will be one show to watch

Cole is cut off as "Dirt of my Shoulders/Lying From You" by Linkin Park & Jay-Z hits the speakers and the crowd EXPLODES with booing

Cole: Damn, do we have to see this guy every week?

Tazz: Who knows, but the crowd don't appreciate him coming out here

Cole: They certainly liked watching Gringo handhim his ass at One Night Stand, and even another ERE member, Barry Gower, attacking him in last week's tag match

Pyros go off on the staging and the ERE Champ walks out in an expensive suit, his World Championship fastened around his waist, he slowly strolls down the ramp towards the ring, ignoring the booing and jeering from the audience

Cole: Look at this ass' attitude

Tazz: I dunno, it takes some class to walk to the ring without reacting to the audience

Fill gets to ringside, he climbs the stairs, pauses on the apron before stepping through the ropes, he walks to the middle of the ring, reaches into his trouser pocket and pulls a mic out

The crowd continue to boo and jeer as he stands there, a kind of look of contentment on his face - slowly the crowd noise begins to fade

Fill: Thank you, at last you're learning, an improvement on the previous idiots I've seen at these events

The crowd EXPLODES with booing as the ERE Champ's words

Cole: Just listen to this idiot

The crowd noise diminishes and the ERE Champ smirks with a cocky look on his face

Fill: So, as you might have noticed, last week, C2K and I were cheated out of our obvious victory - we were kicking Gringo and Holt's asses all over the ring, until it was so rudely interrupted by my opponent at the King of the Ring

The crowd boo at the the mention of Gower

Fill: And this Sunday, not only will he be paying for his intervention into last week's tag match, but everything he's ever thought about doing - I'm gonna show him why I'm the greatest wrestler alive today, why I have the biggest biceps in the industry and why I'm the smartest man in wrestling

The crowd boo loudly at the ERE Champ's words

Fill: Come Sunday, you will see that I am the Extreme Revolution Champion for a reason and that I am UNBEATABLE!

The crowd boo loudly again as Fill throws the mic out of the ring, raises his arms

Xtreme TV fades to advert

[Telf]

Back from adverts to ringside

COLE: Welcome back to the sold out American West Arena, here in Phoenix, Arizona, to what is our final stop before our huge pay-per-view, King of the Ring this Sunday. And what a main event we have for you here tonight, after One Night Stand it seemed as if this match would never happen, but in a press conference earlier on this week, the match was announced for tonight, Sam H of ERE to take on “Violent” Vinnie Vengeance. Let’s take a reminder of what happened this past Monday afternoon………..

We cut to a video clip, Darkstar is sat behind a desk with a large TWOstars banner behind, multiple microphones pointing towards him and camera’s flashing in his face……….

DARKSTAR:

After what had proved to be a very successful One Night Stand pay-per-view on June 12th; in the eyes of TWOstars board of directors, there was an obvious gap in the card that was presented, that being the contest between ERE’s Sam H and TWOstars “Violent” Vinnie Vengeance.

Prior to One Night Stand, both superstars signed agreements to compete at the event. In the world of sports entertainment, wrestlers must be prepared for any outcome, not just in the ring, but both pre and post match. ERE have argued that Sam H was medically unable to compete in the match at One Night Stand as a result of the attack by Mr Vengeance. However, it is vital that all participants produce substantial evidence provided by doctors in order release themselves from a TWOstars produced show. In this particular event, Mr H was unable to obtain doctors clearance and is therefore deemed to be in breach of contractual terms.

As owner and head of the board of directors of TWOstars, I, Darkstar, therefore demand that the match of Sam H vs Vinnie Vengeance, originally scheduled for One Night Stand, take place this Thursday on Xtreme TV from Phoenix, Arizona……………………….……….thank you, no more questions

With that, Darkstar leaves his seat as the clip finished as we return to ringside

COLE: So, there you have, it will finally happen tonight! We have since heard from the owner that if Sam H fails to appear tonight, he will be suspended from appearing here in TWOstars, indefinitely. The question is, will he show!?

TAZZ: You know, Cole, ever since Sam turned up around here he has had nothing but an ass kicking from the Violence Bearer, so who knows? We’ve seen what Triple V is capable of doing to his opponent in that ring; maybe Sam H will decide to save his life rather than his job!

COLE: But we must remember, Vinnie Vengeance hasn’t won a wrestling match since Wrestlemania! Sam H is a former 3 time ERE champion, as well as a Royal Rumble winner. You mentioned, Tazz, about Vengeance’s destructive capabilities, but Sam is no slouch if it turns into a brawl, remember he defeated HBK in the first ever Hell in the cell ladder match, not to mention the numerous barbaric hardcore matches!

TAZZ: Blah blah blah, Cole! That was ERE, this is TWOstars where the big boys play, and I guess tonight we’ll find out whether Sam H is still in kindergarten

Cut to…….

[Evil Gringo]

The Future dressing room where the boss, Darkstar, The Incredible Holt and Trash sit around... Darkstar looks at his watch..

DS: Where the hell is he? The limo arrived at the airport and he wasn't there it was bad enough he had to change flights!

Holt grunts something which Trash starts laughing at...

DS: What was that?

Trash: He says maybe Gringo had to go buy some more sombero's...

DS: Hehehe... now stop it, I know our friend is a little... crazy but he's the champ... At least he would be if...

At that moment The Mexican Sensation, the Evil Gringo walks through the door to the cheers of the fans and sporting quite a large smile...

DS: Where the hell have you been?

EG: My flight got in late essa....

Trash: No it didn't we checked... they said you switch flights.. AGAIN...

EG: Alright homes, so I changed my flights around... I just has some business to take care of, no big problemo hombres...

DS: If its Gringo business then its the Future's business... Plus I'm the boss round here, I could fine YOU for turning up late...

EG: Look essa, it was personal ok, I'll explaim some other time....

Trash: Whats the matter... trying on pink poncho's with a boyfriend... wit woo...

EG: **** YOU ESSA I WAS SEEING A GIRL!

Crowd cheer at Gringo's outburst and the whole of Future look at the champ shocked... then they all start laughing...

EG: Whats so funny homes...

DS: You and a girl..

Trash: Man you strike out all the time... remember the other month and those divas.. man that was bad...

DS: Come on 'essa' tell us the truth...

Trash: Yeah, what where you doing really?

EG: I am telling the truth homes, I was with my Mamacita, we had plans essa so I switched my flights about... This may sound loco but I didn't want to talk about it right now you know essa...

DS: Well forget about her tonight, its all about business ya hear...

EG: Oh you mean like last week, when I took out Chico 2000 by myself... All alone in the ring with him essa and still...

At this point Holt gets up a little afronted at Gringo's lack of appriciation...

EG: Hey don't get upset homes... I know you couldn't help after that allegro chico Gower hit with the chair... It's no biggy...

Holt grunts something... and boy does it sound angry...

Trash: He says what about the rest of his work.... you forgetting something...

EG: Oh yeah, thanks for getting that Icepack for my ankle.. Was a bit sore homes.. your a great pal... Right I'm off to my dressing room...

DS: WHAT!

EG: Well I am THE CHAMP essa and I don't mean some ERE deadbeat eh homes... I'll see you all later... Astela Vista...

Gringo leaves as the rest of the Future shake there heads... Then Holt grunts something...

DS: What you say big man...

Trash: He said... Crazy, Ungrateful Swine... Well sort of.. if you add more swearing you kinda get the idea...

DS: Yeah, I know what you mean... Me toio man, me too...

Cut to KoR promotional advert...

[Andrew]

Xtreme TV returns from the King of the Ring advert and the camera is panning around the crowd that is until ‘You’re Gonna Pay’ hits which causes the crowd to boo huge as we see Deadman walking out onto the stage along side Paul Heyman who is carrying an envelope.

Cole: Well Tazz, here comes the owner of the Extreme Revolution and from the looks of it, he’s not coming alone.

Tazz: Talk about stating the obvious Cole and this is the first time we’ve seen him since One Night Stand, I’m just wondering what he’s coming out here for.

Cole: Same here partner and I guess we will find out soon enough.

Deadman has now reached ringside and jumps up onto the ring apron before standing up on it and slowly stepping through the ropes as Heyman climbs up the ring steps. Deadman heads across the ring and demands a microphone which he receives from Chimmel on the outside. Deadman then walks around the ring slowly as his music fades out.

DM: I’m here tonight…..

The crowds boos get louder which causes Deadman to stop talking and look straight out into them.

Tazz: I don’t think out fans like him much Cole

Cole: Can you blame them Tazz? This guy is an evil twisted person, he deserves this.

Deadman waits for the boos to settle down again before he raises the microphone back to his mouth.

DM: You know, I should have expected this from the idiotic fans of TWOStars, I mean come on you guys have never known any better. You sit there stuffing your fat faces and watch this “Wrestling Show”…

Deadman even does the finger quotations

DM {Continued}:…. Watching this second rate promotion…..

The crowd seriously boos huge now which causes Deadman and Heyman to laugh really loud.

DM: Oh, I take it you didn’t like that? HAHAHAHA

Cole: What a Jack ass Tazz.

Tazz: I gotta agree with you there partner.

DM: But you know I could stand here and take cheap shots all night at this show and it’s superstars but frankly that’s not what I’m out here for, you see coming up this Sunday night, TWOStars and The Extreme Revolution present King of the Ring in which will be the Extreme Revolution’s last Pay Per View offering for a long time.

The crowd pops huge which causes Deadman to grin.

DM: Yeah, Yeah lap it up while you can because while this is the last Pay Per View we present for a long time, you can bet you people are not going to get anything and I mean anything to this quality here at TWOStars.

The crowds booing again.

DM: Because at the Extreme Revolution, we pride our self on the passion we have to bring our fans the best show possible and believe me when I walk through that backstage. I don’t see that passion and I damn sure don’t feel that passion here at TWOStars, not a damn bit of it.

The crowds booing gets even louder as Deadman continues to smirk.

Cole: I can’t believe this guy Tazz, how dare he come out here and belittle this company and our superstars like this?

Tazz: I know Cole, I know.

DM: and it’s because of that passion, that I’m here tonight because it would be easy for me to just walk away and not come back…

The crowd pops at the mentioning of this.

DM: but that’s not me, that’s not Deadman. I couldn’t walk away, not while I still have business to take care of and that business… that business is going to take place this Sunday night at King of the Ring

The crowd pops

DM: It’s been signed for weeks that I will be taking on Sam this Sunday but that little F*BEEP*R got to choose the stipulation and I’ve been waiting for his decision for two weeks but last night, he finally got in touch with the office.

The crowd pops again

DM: I’m quite surprised he did it this way, this is not like Sam but then again if I had a choice I wouldn’t want to come here either.

The crowd boos huge.

Cole: This guy is ridiculous Tazz, he needs to be shut up.

DM: But you know, I like it Sam… I like it so Paul could you please read out the contents of that envelope for me please….

Deadman holds the microphone to Paul’s mouth as he opens the envelope.

Heyman: Thank you sir…. *coughs* It reads, “This Sunday at King of the Ring, this is going to be the end. I won the right to chose the stipulation and I hear by give you notice of my decision, the match I’ve decided on for this Sunday at King of the Ring is going to be…. An Inferno match”

The crowd pops huge as Heyman puts the piece of paper back into the envelope

Tazz: Whoa!

Cole: Did he just say an Inferno match Tazz?

Tazz: He did indeed Cole, I can’t believe that!

Cole: That’s crazy.

Deadman: So there you have it people, this Sunday night at King of the Ring, it’s going to be Deadman versus Sam H in an Inferno match, this truly will be the end of it all because this Sunday, The Extreme Revolution is going to end, the way it began. I thank you very much.

Deadman throws the microphone to the mat as ‘You’re gonna pay’ hits and exits the ring.

Cole: I don’t believe this Tazz, an Inferno match this Sunday at King of the Ring!

Tazz: It’s going to be off the hook Cole, I can feel it now but what did Deadman mean by The Extreme Revolution is going to end, the way it began?

Cole: I have no idea Tazz, I guess the only way we’re going to find out is by watching this Sunday night Live on Pay Per View

TWOStars Xtreme TV fades to commercials as Deadman and Heyman head backstage.

[Telf]

Back from commercials as we return to ringside

COLE: Oh my God, Tazz! Can you believe it! We are gonna have our first ever inferno match here in TWOstars

TAZZ: Don’t get hasty, Cole. There may be nothing but scraps for Deadman after Triple V is finished with Sam here tonight

COLE: Nonetheless I believe we have Todd Grisham standing by backstage with Vinnie Vengeance who wishes to comment on tonight’s match and the huge announcement! Over to you Todd……….

Cut to backstage in front of the interview banner

TODD: Thank you, Michael. With me now is the man who after weeks of anticipation, will finally battle Sam H in tonight’s main event………….. Now Vinnie, tonight’s the night……….. Are you feeling confident?

VVV: Confident? Yeah I’m confident, Todd…… confident of the fact that Sam won’t show tonight. He’s probably sitting at a bar right now contemplating on whether to turn up and face the violence, or go home back to his job at the gas station……….. Either way, he has no future

TODD: But as we’ve just heard from Deadman, Sam is scheduled to compete at King of the Ring, so would it not be a wise decision to no show here tonight and simply prepare for the inferno match this Sunday?

VVV: Todd, this is TWOstars Xtreme TV, not ERE Xtreme TV, therefore Darkstar runs the show. If he says that if Sam doesn’t meet me in that ring tonight, his future in this business is over. Deadman can make all the matches he wants, but when it comes down to it, if Sam decides to run away, there’s no chance he’ll be able to compete at King of the Ring. In fact, whichever decision Sam makes tonight, either way the results are the same

TODD: So……….

As Grish is about to continue, Jimmy “The Prototype” Redman walks across the face of camera, heading in the other direction, not acknowledging the interview that is taking place………

VVV:………………. Hey Jimmy!.............. Good luck this Sunday against Holt!........... You’re gonna need it!..................... Trust Me!

“The Prototype” turns around and strides up into the face of Triple V………….

REDMAN: I’m sorry, Vinnie. But I don’t see YOU in the semi-finals of the King of the Ring tournament? And if memory serves me correctly………. Didn’t you get eliminated in the first round?........... Oh yeah, you did!............... In fact, I don’t even see you on the card this Sunday, so my advice to you would be to just sit at home and watch The Prototype become the 2005 King of the Ring!

With that, Redman takes a few steps back from Vengeance, and continues walking, leaving an enraged Triple V

Cut to One Night Stand recap.

[Darkstar]

Back from recap.

Darkstar is in the ring and has been joined by Mickhail Mills, “Jigga What/Faint” is fading out.

Cole: Welcome back to Xtreme TV folks and we have the “pleasure” of Darkstar’s presence in the ring.

Tazz: And he’s joined by Mr Amazing Mickhail Mills!

Cole: And if you remember back to last week, folks, all this has been brought about by this young man

*Replay showing Darkstar taking the mickey out of some smarks dressed as luchadore on XTV last week. One of the luchas reaches over and pokes Darkstar in the eye!*

Some of the crowd pop at this.

Cole: A young man made such an impression on Darkstar last week that he has been ordered back to the ring this week.

Tazz: And you know it can’t be good if the boss bring Mills down to the ring.

Cole: You’re right Tazz. As much as it brings me great pleasure to see Darkstar get his, there are times when perhaps the fans can overstep the mark, and last week, the man we’re about to see, may just have done that.

Tazz: Well we don’t know anything about this “Masked Wrestler” Cole, but we do know that he’s gonna be getting in the ring with Mills and Mills is The Whole F’n Show, he’s Mr Amazing, he’s part of ReEvolution!

Cole: Well if Darkstar is going to teach this kid a lesson, I also hope he grants mercy. Yes, this kid DID overstep the mark, but he is just a kid after all.

Tazz: I’m with you Cole.

Darkstar takes the mic.

DS: Now then, let me tell you a story about a wrestling fan…

Tazz: What wrestling fan?

Cole: Shh!

DS: A fan just like you who, just like you, wondered what it would be like to bite the hand that feeds you, to find out what it’s like to make Darkstar angry.

The crowd boo!

DS: Oh shut UP, will you?

The crowd boo even more.

DS: Last week…excuse me, I said…LAST FRIKKIN’ WEEK!!!...we saw a punk roach kid, again, just like you…

The crowd start chanting {ASS-HOLE} faintly

DS: An ugly punk kid just like you, reach over the crowd barrier and poke me in the eye!

The crowd pop!

DS: He poked me right in the eye from the mosh where you scavengers come from and try to humiliate the boss. Me. He tried to get the best of ME.

Darkstar chuckles a little bit.

DS: That ugly punk roach kid is a damned fool!!

Darkstar sneers

DS:…JUST LIKE YOU!!

The crowd EXPLODE with boos!

DS: You know I do so much for you scum. I set up this damned federation, I set up a training camp for new wrestlers to come through, I ensured all the superstars profiles were on the Internet for the 'smart' fans! I sorted out a fued with the Extreme Revolution, and after we beat them I offered contracts out. And you repay me with hate. Well I hope you all shrivel up and die like the filthy commoners you are!

Cole: He can’t say that to our fans.

Tazz: Looks like he just did, Cole.

DS: Well enough about you, this is about me, my show, and my idea of sportsmanship.

Cole: Sportsmanship?

DS: You see, that kid tried to make a run for it last week, and he was caught, and he was brought to my office after the show. I didn’t have much to say to him except that to do what he did to me last week not only was a huge show of disrespect…

Cole: You cannot argue with that.

DS: But was also a huge display of guts. And if a man’s got guts then he might have a place in TWOStars.

Tazz: A place?

DS: I made this punk kid an offer he couldn’t refuse. I said to him, “punk, if you can beat a TWOStars talent then I will give you a contract.”

Tazz: Woah!

The crowd pop a little

DS: That’s right, a PROFESSIONAL contract. All he has to do is beat whoever I put in front of him, and when I think he’s proved his worth, then – AND ONLY THEN – will I give him his contract.

Cole: That’s big news.

DS: And that’s why Mickhail Mills, Mr Amazing, is out here. You see, The Masked Wrestler will have to defeat Mills in order to impress me.

Cole: Ohhh man.

Tazz: Defeat Mills? That’s near impossible Cole!

DS: So without further ado: This contest is scheduled for one-fall! Introducing first, the biggest baddest son-of-a-bitch ReEvolution has to offer…Mickhail Mills! And his opponent…The Masked Wrestler. Bring his ass out!

The Masked Wrestler walks out from behind the curtain wearing black wrestling tights, white boots and a plain black, simple lucha mask. He walks up to the ring, up the stairs and through the middle ropes and gets in the ring.

Cole: Well here he is Tazz, “The Masked Wrestler” – a simple wrestling fan, who maybe got a little too smarky for his own good.

Tazz: Your damn right Cole! I have time for all of our great fans, including the hardcore internet following, but even fans have got to have respect for this industry!

DS: Masked Wrestler, why don’t you say a few words?

Darkstar shoves the mic in The Masked Wrestler’s hand but he just throws it to the floor and looks at Mills. The crowd pop this. Darkstar picks the mic back up.

DS: You disrespectful son of a BITCH! Mills! Finish him off before his career gets started.

{DING DING}

Mills immediately goes on the offensive, laying clubbing left and rights onto The Masked Wrestler, battering TMW into the turnbuckle.

Cole: Well this one is underway and Tazz, you gotta say it wasn’t the smartest thing to do was it? Throwing the mic to the floor.

Tazz: No way Cole. This kid’s definitely got guts, but he’s also got a deathwish. You’re asking for trouble if you disrespect the boss like that, on his own show, with a guy like Mr Amazing in the ring too. Mills has got a violent hybrid style.

Cole: And talking about hybrid style, just look at Mills go!

Darkstar has got out of the ring and is watching as Mills assaults TMW with violent kicks and punches. Mills Irish-whips TMW off the ropes and connects with a Roaring Clothesline that knocks TMW to the mat. Mills then soccer kicks TMW in the head and the crowd respond at this sickening kick.

Cole: Woah, look at that kick by Mills!

Tazz: You gotta think Mills is just toying with this kid, Cole, teaching him a lesson in respect.

Mills drags TMW to his feet and connects with a Standing Enziguri. TMW crumples to the floor.

Cole: I do now, Tazz. WHAT a shot!

Tazz: That was a textbook standing Enziguri my friend and that is all she wrote for this kid.

Mills goes for a cover:


ONE


TWO

TH-kickout!

Some of the crowd cheer!

Cole: Well, whaddya know?

Tazz: That’s something for him to gloat on his wrestling website about, Cole – hell – even tell his grandkids about!! He just kicked out of a Mickhail Mills Enziguri, hahaha!

Mills drags TMW to his feet and kicks him in the gut. TMW buckles over. Mills wastes no time in hooking both TMW’s arms and delivering a swift Tiger Suplex –

Tazz: Beautifully executed Tiger Suplex there, Cole!

and goes for another cover.

ONE


TWO


THR-kickout!!

The crowd pop a little louder.

Cole: Well this kid certainly has guts, Tazz – he just kicked out again!

Tazz: He sure did, Cole, but the last person you want to make mad is Mickhail Mills. This guy has won fighting tournaments worldwide!

Cole: But we don’t know anything about this “Masked Wrestler”, Tazz. This guy could be anyone. Who knows what this guy can do?

Tazz: Fergedaboudit Cole. What has this Masked Guy done anyway? Nothing except make Mr Amazing Mr Angry!

Mills drags TMW to his face and pushes him back, collar and elbow, into the turnbuckle, he goes for a knife-edged chop but TMW blocks it and delivers a rake to Mills’ face and a poke in the eye! Mills holds his face and the crowd pop a little.

Cole: Desperation move there from this kid.

Tazz: But smart. It doesn’t matter whether you’re a 9 stones weakling or a 300 pound monster like Mills, your face gets raked, your eye gets poked, it’s gonna hurt just as bad.

TMW battles out of the corner with some punches to the face and some knees to the ribs of Mills, the crowd are getting louder.

Cole: Look at this kid go!

TMW Irish-whips Mills off the ropes and attempts a roundhouse kick to Mills’ face, but Mills ducks this, stops and grabs TMW under the arms…

Cole: Mills going for the…

Tazz: Spinal….TAP!!

Mills lifts TMW about 7 feet in the air with one hand and goes to plant TMW’s spine over his knee to do the Spinal Tap, but in mid-air TMW reverses Mills’ momentum and delivers a swift armdrag that sees Mills thrown to the floor head over heels. Mills comes crashing down on the base of his spine. TMW immediately locks in a chinlock, digging his knee into the back of Mills’ neck.

Cole: Did you see that Tazz?

Tazz: I saw it Cole, but I don’t believe it!

Cole: The Masked Wrestler countered the Spinal Tap and threw Mills across the ring with a well executed arm-drag. Hey where did you say this kid was from, Tazz?

Tazz: I didn’t.

Darkstar’s face is one of surprise.

Cole: Even the boss can’t believe what he saw.

Mills is sitting upright and TMW wastes no time delivering knee after knee after knee to Mills’ spine. TMW then delivers about 4 hard kicks to Mill’s back before getting Mills in a reverse headlock, standing up and then falling back, planting Mill’s spine over TMW’s knee and jarring Mills’ neck.

Tazz: Oh my Gahd!

TMW goes for a cover:

Cole: What an upset this would be!

ONE!

TWO!

THR-kickout!

Cole: Mills kicked outta that but The Masked Wrestler still on the offensive.

TMW Irish-whips Mills into the turnbuckle and then follows through with a raised knee, Mills staggers out of the corner. TMW wastes no time scooping the 300 pounder over his shoulder as if to do a Running Powerslam.

Cole: Wow, what strength and tenacity by the rookie punk kid – this smark.

TMW run’s halfway across the ring and delivers a Running Powerslam but also plants his right foot down on the canvas, slamming Mill’s spine over the knee! The crowd wince.

Cole: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?? Who IS this kid?

Tazz: I dunno Cole, but Gaahhd that was good.

Cole: And would you believe this?

TMW pounds his hand on his heart and looks to the crowd who pop a little bit but not too loudly as they’re all in shock!! TMW picks up both of Mills’ legs, stomps on the back of his hamstrings a few times, places his right foot in between Mills’ legs, and flips Mills onto his stomach.

Tazz: No way Cole, no freakin’ way…

Cole: Would you just look at this folks, this kid has got Mills in a…what does that look like Tazz?

Tazz: That look like a Cloverleaf, Cole – a bonafide Texas Cloverleaf!!

TMW has the Cloverleaf locked in, poor old Mills is bent in two!! It only takes a few seconds before Mills taps!

The crowd pops huge!

Cole: Oh my God!! Oh. My. God!

{DING DING DING}

Tazz: I don’t believe this, Cole!

Chimmel: The winner of this match…The Masked Wrestler!

Cole: I don’t believe what I’ve just seen!

Tazz: Neither do I, Cole.

Cole: Neither does Darkstar…

Darkstar climbs in the ring as Mills rolls out and walks back up the aisle. Darkstar is clapping sarcastically.

DS: Well done, well done, Masked Wrestler! I don’t believe what I’ve just witnessed but I’ll believe MY eyes when I see Mills tap out like that. You are slowly earning my respect, punk roach.

Darkstar extends his hand to The Masked Wrestler…









DS: C’mon, shake my hand you son of a bitch.







…But TMW SLAPS Darkstar in the face and gets out the ring and walks up the aisle.

Tazz: I don’t believe this kid! You don’t cross the boss Cole, you just don’t do it!

Cut to Barry Gower promo.

[Trash]

Back from the Barry Gower promo, and we cut to the ring, where a number of items have been placed, including 2 chairs, an old TV and video on a stand, a black square piece of canvas which covers the ring and an odd number of trash cans.

Cole – Well, the ring has been set up for what I believe is going to be Tom Trash’s new chat show, Trash Talkin’

“You Don’t See the Signs” hits and the camera cuts to the top of the entrance ramp.

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Tazz – Well here he is folks, its time to get this started and I for one cant wait. This is huge for TWOstars!

Green spotlights have started to circle the audience, and then they all focus onto a single figure stood at the top of the ramp.

Tony Chimel – Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing, he is one half of the TWOstars Tag Team Champions, Tom ‘The Disciple’ Trash!

His entrance is met by a mass of boo’s from the sold our crowd. Trash has started to walk down the ramp, he gets halfway…

Cole – Wait a second….

Tazz – That’s not…what the hell is going on here Cole?

Cole – Well that’s not Tom Trash

Tazz – You’re damn right that aint Tom Trash!

Cole – Its Retromark!

Tazz – Whats he doin’ out here Cole? This is Tom Trash’s show

Cole – Well, I believe that’s Trashmark

Tazz – Trashmark? That’s ridiculous! That’s just Retromark dressed in black and green tights…wearing a wig!

Trashmark reaches ringside and rolls under the bottom rope. By now the crowd have caught on and are laughing. He reaches centre of the ring and picks up a microphone. Trashmark looks around the ring at the various items which make up a cheap set.
He holds the microphone high, and the audience pop. He then brings the microphone to his mouth, which is sporting a big cheesy grin.

Trashmark – Well, well, well…

He looks around at the crowd

TM – How about this? Eh? This is great…Welcome everybody to Trash Talkin’!

Tazz – Tom Trash is not going to be pleased

TM – You like the set?

He sits down on one of the chairs.

TM – Right, well let’s cut to the chase shall we? I’m just gonna get right down to introducing my very first guest on the show…

“You Don’t See the Signs” fills the arena once more, only this time Tom Trash has started to march down the entrance ramp. He looks confused, but in a bad mood.
He quickly jumps into the ring and gets picks up a microphone.

Trashmark – Glad you could…

Trash – Shut up! What the Hell is this?

TM – What do you mean?

Trash – You’re not Tom Trash and you’re not hosting my show! You ruined it!

TM – What’re you talking about man? I’m Trashmark – welcome to my show by the way…

Trash – Your…YOUR show? This is my show! I created this, and suddenly you come out here and sabotage what I had been working on for so long! You ruined it, dammit!

TM – Heyyy, relax

Trash – Relax? How about you relax when I call the Incredible Holt down here to kick your ass!

TM – Woah woah, first off Jack, I didn’t invite you down here. You’re not my guest tonight.

Tom Trash’ jaw drops. He looks furious and is staring a hole into Trashmark.

Trash – Look, I don’t know what you’re playing at, you…weirdo, but I have a show to run and-

TM – But since you’re already out here, how about you be my guest tonight?

Trash – W-what? NO! Get out of here! Your ass is-

TM – TRASH! Your ass is trash!

Trash – Your ass is trash!

TM – Yours is

Trash – No, yours is. Your ass is Trash, not mine.

TM – Yeah, my ass is trash

Trash – Your…wha? No, look you need help. And I need to get my show started so …HOLT! Get down here and show this guy who's boss!

The Incredible Holt makes his way down to the ramp and climbs into the ring.

TM – Woah, hold up there big man. Tom, to make this easier how about I be your first guest tonight?

Trash is holding Holt back, telling him to calm down. Holt goes and stands in the corner, looking across at Trashmark.

Trash – I had this week’s guest all lined up though.

There’s a short pause while Trash thinks about this.

Trash – Ok, since you’re out here, fine. You can be the first guest on my show. So ladies and gentlemen, here it is…with me, Tom Trash…welcome to-

TM – Thanks, it’s great to be out here. It really is, you know I’m a huge fan of yours. Anyway – you invited me out here for a reason, to talk about me right?

Trash’s face is expressionless.

TM – Right. So I’m sure all of you saw last week, the biggest event this company has ever seen – One Night Stand! And I’m sure you saw Retromark stealing the show right? That’s right, you didn’t. And do you know why? Because Retromark was not even booked that night.

Trash – Woah, hold up. I ask the questions here, sunshine. This isn’t the Retromark Show. It’s Trash Talkin’. That means I do the talking. Me, Tom Trash. So…how did it feel not being down on the card Retromark?

TM – Well…

Trash – I mean I ask you because I wouldn’t know what it must feel like to be left off a pay per view. It must feel quite bad? You must feel left out right? Maybe you feel that your talent, or what there is of it, isn’t being used effectively?

Retromark is seen to be getting wound up by Trash’ taunting, but tried to laugh it off.

TM – Maybe if you asked me about how me being booked right now is affecting my performances in the ring…

Trash - …Ok, do you think your in-ring performances are being affected right now with how you are being booked?

TM – That’s a very good question. Let me tell ya something, your buddy ‘Darkstar’…

Trashmark does the little speech mark signs with his index and middle fingers.

TM – …He thinks it’s a good idea having me tag with Arkham. Gimme a break, tag matches? Does your boss not know who I am? I am a singles competitor, your boss – he doesn’t know a damn thing.

Trash – Wait a second…

TM – And that’s not all, you want me to illustrate my point further?

Trash – No, not really…

TM – It was just last week that I suffered yet another defeat. No, I didn’t lose; it was my tag team partner that lost, Arkham. Not my fault. You see that’s what happens, all of a sudden I’m being booked in tag matches with a guy who’s costing me defeats.

Tazz – Well actually, I believe it was Retromark himself that got pinned.

Trash – Look, if you came out here to bitch and whine about being a sucky wrestler, then I think you’ve made your point. I had a video set up that I wanted to play, but all I can hear is “whaa whaa whaa”, you crying like a little baby. Pipe down a second junior, Tom Trash has some footage he’d like to show.

He pulls a video from his tights and slides it into the VCR, which is on a stand below the TV. He hits play and we see on the TV a static, fuzzy screen. Trash hits the TV a couple of times and starts muttering. Holt walks over and bangs the top of the TV and the video starts playing.
On the screen it is footage from One Night Stand. The Incredible Holt is delivering a crushing Increidiplex to Jones.

Trash – You see that?

Holt nods, pleased with his recent brutality.

Trash re-winds the tape and they watch the move again. Then we see Holt drags Tom Trash over Micthell Jones and he gets the pinfall and victory.

Trash – I did it! I beat Mitchell Jones all by myself.

Holt looks confused and shakes his head.

Trash – Now THAT is how to win tag team matches, Retromark. I guess you wouldn’t know. Perhaps I should lend you this video so you can learn from the professionals.

Trash slaps Holt on the chest and they both laugh.

Trashmark ejects the vide tape and slams in down to the canvas before stomping on it. The tape smashes into several pieces. Tom Trash looks gob smacked.

Trash – I paid 5 quid for that copy!

Trashmark – Well maybe you should have spent that money on a haircut.

Trash – What? You son of a…

Tom Trash goes for a cheap right hand, but Trashmark blocks it and responds with a shot of his own. Trash goes down and rolls to the side as Holt delivers a big boot to the face of Trashmark, whose wig flies off his head. Tom Trash is back up and is stomping away at Trashmark. He knocks over the chairs which were set up in the ring. Holt goes to move the TV set, Trash shouts at him to be careful, and that he stole it from Darkstar’s dressing room earlier.
With the ring cleared, Trash picks up one of the Trash cans that makes up part of his set, walks to the opposite side of the ring to where Trashmark is getting back up again and launches the can at full speed.

Tazz – Trash-Mouth!

The can hits Trashmark square in the face and he goes down on impact. It rolls off with a huge dent in it. Trash picks it back up again and decks his impromptu guest with it several times until he has stopped squirming.

Cole – Oh come on, is this what we can expect every week on this show?

Trash holds the can up high and is booed loudly by all those in attendance.
Arkham runs in from the side of the ring and starts wielding a steal chair around like a mad man.

Cole – And here is Retromark’s tag team partner! And after a few choice words from Retromark tonight, who knows what the state of the team could be in?

Tazz – Well Trash and Holt has got out of there, Arkham looked as if he wanted to take Trash’ head off!

Trash reaches back into the ring and picks up a microphone.

Trash – Just you wait, that’s the way you want it? You’ll get your chance. King of the Ring, its you two Vs us – the Tag Team Champions. We’re gonna show you what winning is all about!

Arkham picks up a trash can and throws it up the ramp in the direction of the champions.

Tazz – Look out!

Tom Trash and Holt are at the top of the ramp, shouting and point at Arkham and his partner. Retormark is still laid out in the ring, but is looking to the top of the ramp. Arkham knelt beside him, scowling at Trash and Holt.

Fade out

[DC]

(We cut back from the One Night Stand re-cap)

The camera's pan over the crowd as we return, closing in on various signs.....one saying "Your Ass Is Trash" with a trash can on it....another with a noose and DC's catchphrase.......the camera picks out a group of fans dressed as the wrestlers, there is a Draven Cage, an Incredible Holt, an AC and a Dante Mueller all having a mock fight in the stands.

Cole: The great fans of TWO having a great time Tazz

Tazz: As always Cole.......you can't beat coming to an ETV show.

Cole: Well coming up later we have a monu.......

Cole is cut off as Drowning Pool - "Tear Away" fills the arena........prompting a section of the crowd to burst into cheers...which are eventually drowned out by the more vocal boos from the rest of the crowd.

Tazz: Here comes "The Hangman" Cole.......he has a big tag match tonight

Cole: All the remaining participants in the KOTR for TWOStars in one match Tazz.....that is just primed to explode

Draven Cage walks down the aisle, looking even more pissed off than usual, and Pain walks beside him, looking as stunning as ever in a black mini-skirt, knee-high stilletto boots, and the skimpiest top ever seen on national TV.

Tazz: Pain looking as *cough* demure as ever Cole

Cole: I wonder what he wants out here, surely he should be planning strategy with TIH.

Tazz: He probably has already...and Cole.....don't call me Shirley

Tazz goes into an uncontrollable fit of laughter

Cole: Pulleeeesssse

Draven Cage and Pain enter the ring and command a microphone.....Chimmel hands one over, the crowd still mostly booing, except for when Pain enters the ring.

DC: Shut off the *BEEP*ing music......(the music fades).......I'm not in a good *BEEP*ing mood tonight............and being in this miserable, piece of *BEEP* town doesn't *BEEP*ing help

The boos from the crowd are deafening

Pain applauds the comment by DC

Tazz: He does have a point Cole

DC: Shut the *BEEP* up....do you honestly think I care what you assholes think

Pain starts to smile

DC: I am out here for a few things.....and the first is to ask...what the *BEEP* was that sh!t we just witnessed?........Trash Talkin'............Talkin' *BEEP*ing *BEEP* is more accurate..........get "The Hangman" and Pain on the show, that is what you need Tom.

Cole: Cage is not holding back tonight Tazz

DC: Another thing is One Night *BEEP*ing Stand.........I'm not even on the show....even though I won the *BEEP*ing Gauntlet to referee the title match....and if it wasn't for the biased refereeing, that cowardly *BEEP*er Gringo would have lost the title....which he will when the little *BEEP* crosses me.....but he can wait, for now anyway.

(A very loud Grin-go chant starts up)

DC: Oh you want him to come out.......don't hold you're breathe on that.....he knows I could have that title anytime I want...........

Pain: That's right Baby...there is no-one you can't take............but I'm the only one you take every night.

(The Gringo chant changes, to one of Slut, aimed at Pain)

Pain looks hurt by the chant

DC: Don't worry Honey....they only wish they could even touch a woman as beautiful as you.....you may be a slut, but you're my slut....and nothing will ever change that.......C'mere

Cage pulls Pain in close, and gives her a long lingering kiss

Tazz: Who said love was dead Cole?

Cole: This is disgusting Tazz

DC: Back to business.......Tonight I have a tag match, teaming with TIH...to take on Redman and Dammage........

(crowd cheer at the mention of the two opponents)

DC: Oh shut the *BEEP* up for once will you........

(cheers get louder......Redman Rules......and Kick his ass Dammage, kick his ass)

DC: Oh you're so *BEEP*ing funny.........tonight the tag match features all the remaining members in the KOTR tournament, my tournament....so it is an ideal time to take people out.........and Holt, you big green*BEEP*er, don't think I won't take you out too...you see I don't need you to take out the other two losers......I only need you to stand their like the big dumb *BEEEEEEEP* you are, and not *BEEP* up.

Pain: You tell him Honey

DC: Dammage, Redman.....tonight you will feel anguish and destruction....tonight you will be choked out and thrown on your *BEEP*ing heads.....and for both of you, tonight I am your future, I am your Epitaph....(DC does his hand signal as Pain holds the mic).....I AM YOUR END.



Pain: One more thing Honey

DC: Yes and Holt..........just a small tip.....watch your *BEEP*ing back.....I am gonna choke....you.....out.....for I am also gonna be your *BEEP*ing end.

Pain throws the mic down

Mic: Dmmph

Pain and DC leave the ring to a cacophony of boos, and head up the ramp

Cole: Cage got a lot of his chest their partner

Tazz: All of it the truth though Cole

Cole: You can't mean that Tazz

Tazz: Why?

Cole: Never mind...........the KOTR finals are almost upon us, and let's see how the the participants in tonights tag match got to the semi-finals

(cut to the KOTR re-cap)

[Ravenmark]

Back from KOTR Recap.

TC: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall…

‘You don’t see the signs’ hits and out walks…

TAZZ: It’s Trashmark Cole! And he’s limping!

COLE: Trashmark still limping after his confrontation with the ‘real’ Holt and Trash earlier.

Trashmark gets in the ring and points to all the fans - ‘All of your asses are Trash!’

TC:…Weighing in at 223 an one third pounds, Please welcome, from Manchester England, Trashmark!

The crowd cheers loudly.

TC:….And his tag team partner,

Somebody Told Me by The Killers fills the arena as Arkham makes his way down the ramp.

TC: Weighing in at 320 pounds, from Parts Unknown…ARKHAM!

The fans pop loudly for The Insane One!

COLE: The fan’s here are loving Arkham!

TAZZ: They also cheer for a gimmick stealer and a 53 year old drunk called Acid Christ….What the hell do they know?!

The lights in the arena dim, dry ice seeps out from the entranceway and the ramp is bathed in eerie, deep blue light.

Sad but True by Metallica hits.

Banner is clad in a deep blue hooded robe (like Jedi/monk robe). He pauses on the ring apron and pulls the hood back to reveal his cold, blank eyes, with which he regards the crowd with disdain.

TC: And there opponents, first, weighing in at 225 lbs, from Dystopia, ‘The Brutal’ Brett Banner!

TAZZ: I Like Brett Banner, Cole! He scares the sh*t outta me though!
COLE: The Brutal one has yet to win a match in TWO Stars, despite many fiercely competed match ups…

TAZZ: Have you been reading the TWOStars.com Profile page again?

COLE: Well, I….

TAZZ: Dammit, Cole - you’re such a mark!

Hatebreed: Live for This fills the arena as Volcom makes his way down to the ring.

TC: And his partner, weighing in at 180 lbs, from Cheyenne….Volcom!

The crowd don’t really react to Volcom and they haven’t really seen too much of him.

TAZZ: Man, Volcom sucks.

COLE: I have to agree with you there Tazz.

TAZZ: How dare they team him up with a man of Banner’s stature!

The Bell rings…

COLE: Trashmark and Volcom to start this one off!

TAZZ: Two jokers in the ring at the same time - This could be as good as Greg Gagne and Nick Bokwinckel!

Volcom throws a right hand at Trashmark, but it’s easily blocked and TM hits some right hands of his own! He pushes Volcom into the turnbuckle and hits him with a hard chop to the chest!
‘Your Ass is Trash, Volcom!’

Volcom staggers out of the turnbuckle straight into a ….

COLE: RETRODDT! This could be over already!

TAZZ: Pffft. Everyone kicks out of his ‘finisher’, Cole!

Trashmark makes the cover….

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Pinfall broken by Brett Banner!

The crowd boos!

TAZZ: Banner did what he had to do!

Trashmark picks up Volcom and sends him to the ropes, Volcom ducks the ensuing clothesline but on the rebound….

COLE: Superkick by Trashmark!

TAZZ: That super kick sent Volcom into his own corner! Uh Oh!

Banner tags himself in and nails TM from behind with a forearm!

COLE: The fans did not like that, Tazz!

TAZZ: The tag was fair and square!

COLE: Full Nelson slam by Banner!

TAZZ: Trashmark’s head bounced off the canvas!

COLE: Banner makes the cover!

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COLE: Kickout, barely by Trashmark!

TAZZ: Now it’s Brett Banner’s time to play!

Banner locks on a Front facelock…

TAZZ: The GENERIC FRONT FACELOCK!

COLE: You may joke, Tazz, But Trashmark seems to be fading!

The referee raises his hand once……










Twice…..









Thr….NO!

TM starts shaking and begins to power up out of the hold….

COLE: Elbow to the sternum by TM….and another….and another! He sends Banner to the ropes…..

Banner reverses the Irish Whip, sending TM into the ropes. On the rebound Banner catches TM and nails a…..

TAZZ: T-Bone Suplex! Very Nice! I woulda been prouda that one myself!

COLE: Cover by Banner!

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COLE: Another kickout by Trashmark! He’s taking some punishment!

TAZZ: Look at Arkham - He’s not even been in the ring yet!

Camera cuts to Arkham who is slamming the turnbuckle, trying to get the fans to clap along to encourage Trashmark.

Banner throws TM to the outside of the ring and taunts Arkham….Arkham tries to get in the ring and has to be stopped by the referee.

Banner follows TM to the outside.

TAZZ: This could get nasty!

COLE: You could be right - TRASHMOUTH!

TAZZ: Where the hell did that come from?!

COLE: Let’s take a look at the replay…

The replay shows Trashmark pulling a trash can from under the ring and spinning round to nail Banner with it!

COLE: Both men are down now on the outside!

TAZZ: Banner is up first Cole!

Banner knees TM in the gut and rolls him into the ring.

The crowd begins to chant ‘Arkham, Arkham!’

COLE: These fans want Arkham in the ring!

TAZZ: Well, they’re not gonna get it! The Brutal One is going to destroy this gimmick stealing ******* first!

COLE: Easy Tazz!

TAZZ: Don’t you ‘easy’ me! The last person you called easy wore a school uniform and answered to the name Gavin!

COLE: That lawsuit is pending….

TAZZ: Whatever.

Banner picks TM up…

COLE: Brett Banner is looking for the Gamma Bomb here…

TM struggles out of it….

COLE: TRASHATTACK! No! Banner reversed it! GAMMA SLAM!

TAZZ: It’s over now, Cole!

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Thr….Kickout by TM!

COLE: TM kicked out, but only just!

TAZZ: It’s just a matter of time!

Arkham is encouraging the crowd to get behind Trashmark!

COLE: Banner is starting to get frustrated…

TAZZ: He doesn’t do that anymore Cole! He channels his frustration, or RAGE as he calls it - Revenge; Anger; Greed; Envy.

Banner looks over to Volcom, who is begging for the tag. Banner simply shakes his head and turns back to…

COLE: Enziguri by Trashmark! Both men are down - Trashmark out of pure exhaustion!
Both men are struggling to their feet…..Trashmark dives and makes the tag to Arkham! The crowd go wild!

COLE: Here’s Arkham!

Banner reluctantly tags Arkham.

TAZZ: And here’s Volcom!

Arkham clotheslines Volcom, who falls to his knees….

COLE: SHOCK THERAPY!

Volcom struggles to his feet holding his head….Arkham scoops him up….

COLE: INSANITY UNLEASHED! Arkham covers Volcom!

Brett Banner gets in the ring but he’s met with a….

COLE: TRASHATTACK! Trashmark covers Banner! Double Pin!

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‘Somebody told me’ fills the arena, the fans go wild!

COLE: Arkham and Trashmark win!

TAZZ: But look at the replay: Banner kicked out of TM’s pin!

The replay is shown of Arkham getting the successful pin on Volcom, but Banner kicking out of TM’s pin at 2.

COLE: It’s irrelevant Tazz - Arkham and Volcom were the legal men!

TAZZ: What do you know about legal men?

Arkham’s theme finally stops as Arkham and Trashmark have made their way to the back.

The camera cuts to the ring, where Brett Banner is helping up his tag team partner, Volcom.

TAZZ: See - I told you he doesn’t get frustrated any more!

COLE: Wait a minute!

Banner nails Volcom with a stiff forearm to the head and sends him to the outside.

COLE: The action is right in front of our announce booth now!

Banner picks Volcom up…..

COLE: MODIFIED GAMMA BOMB THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!

TAZZ: He just killed Volcom!

COLE: GAMMA LOCK! BANNER HAS VOLCOM IN THE GAMMA LOCK!

TAZZ: Volcom is already out cold!

COLE: Somebody stop this! Get some EMT’s! We need some help out here!

Fade to black.

[TGO]

We return from a clip of what just happened with Brett Banner hitting Volcom with a modified Gamma Bomb though the announce table,

Benjamin Black can be seen walking down the hall talking on the phone

Cole - Who do you think he’s talking to Tazz

Tazz - Look at him Cole, the way he’s smiling it must be and woman

Cole - Yeah Tazz, Maybe your right, And he’s asking for a date

Tazz - You mean she’s asking him

The camera moves closer to Black, Who doesn’t see it as he in deep conversation

Black - So how are you man ? Where are you ?

Person on phone - I’m cool mate and I’m in New York on business

Black - What business ?

POP - You will see, When I return

Black - Ok Chris, But what was that at One Night Stand ?

The Crowd Boo when they realise its Chris Eagles on the phone

MDM - Ha ha, the beat down on MBR ?

Black - No, Pulling Mickhail in the way of the Gore

The Crowd pop at the way Benjamin just asked him straight out

MDM - Oh that, Well I didn’t want to get hit by it, Did I

Black - But Mickhail’s your mate !

MDM - I know and he still is, Anyway how is he ?

Black - He’s not to bad, A bit p***ed that he lost to a unknown

MDM - YOUR JOKING HA HA HA

Black - Yeah man, He tapped like a ……..

Just before Black can finish Mickhail shouts him, Causing the crowd to boo and shout

Crowd - YOU TAPPED OUT, YOU TAPPED OUT

Mills - Who you talking to ?

Black - It’s Chris

Mills - Give me the phone

Mills takes the phone off Benjamin and starts shouting

Mills - WHAT THE F*** YOU PLAYING AT

MDM - Calm down man

Mills - CALM DOWN, YOU PULLED ME IN THE F***ING WAY MAN

MDM - It doesn’t matter now Mickhail, Anyway I’M the no1 contender so WE should never had lost that match

Mills - If you hadn’t pull me in the way, Maybe we wouldn’t have

MDM - Anyway that’s in the past now, We have to look to the future

Mills - And whats that

MDM - Me winning the TWOstars world title

Mills - So it’s all about you

MDM - No, Then you can go after the new TV title or something

Mills - Yeah that’s a good idea man

MDM - And when I return I have a big Announcement to make

Mills - What is it man

MDM - You will see

Mills - Ok then, But when you coming back

MDM - When the deal is done

Mills - Ok catch you later

MDM - Right and no more losing to Mask Wrestlers Haha

Mills - Man Black, Why did you tell him for

The phone goes dead

Mills - So Ben, What do you think he’s up to

Black - I have no idea man

Mills and Black start walking away as we go back to ringside

Cole - WOW, So Eagles is coming back soon

Tazz - And he has a announcement to make

Cole - Maybe he’s going to tell everyone when he wants his title shot

Tazz - Maybe, Maybe not Cole

Cole - Anyway we still have lots more to come after this


Screen fades to Mills tapping out to the Masked Wrestler

[Slim Jim]

A video package begins to play. The scene shows Slim Jim standing alone in complete darkness - being lit only by a dim spotlight above him.

Slim Jim:

Slim says RELAX. Well Slim Jim has no time to RELAX. How can you RELAX when you are EXTREME.

This is TWOStars EXTREME TV. Slim Jim belongs here, because he is EXTREME. Slim Jim is a true figurehead for EXTREME, and EXTREME TV.

Slim Jim is UNTOUCHABLE. You can try and touch Slim Jim. But you will fail. You will get knocked down. You will feel the power of Slim Jim. You will find out why he is UNTOUCHABLE and why he is EXTREME.

Slim Jim knows no pain. He knows no defeat. He knows nothing but the EXTREME. Are you ready to feel the next genereation of EXTREME here on EXTREME TV.

Slim Jim is here and he's better than ever.

RELAX

[DC]

(The camera cuts from the video package to the backstage area)

Draven Cage and Pain are walking throught the bowels of the building.....the crowd booing loudly as the scene is flashed on the TWOtron.

DC: I could do without this match tonight Sweets.....none of them even deserve to be in a ring with me.

Pain: I know Honey, I'll take your mind off things back in the dressing room.

DC: I know you will Honey.....when I get you into that dressing room, I'm gonna grab your ti..........What the *BEEP* do you *BEEP*ers want?

The camera turns to show TIH and Tom Trash walking towards Cage and Pain.

Trash: So you don't like Trash Talkin' with Tom Trash, I feel insulted by that

TIH: Grunt

TT: He says he didn't like what you said about us and he is gon.....

DC: Shut the *BEEP* up Bub....you're interview segment was a load of crap, and every one of these *BEEP*ing morons in the crowd knew it.

(crowd boo loudly)

DC: Get us on your "talk show" and maybe it will be worth *BEEP*ing watching.

TT: Keep talking to us like that and your ass will be....

DC: Right in your *BEEP*ing face, kicking the living sh!t outta both of you.....Bub.

TIH takes a step forward.

DC: Back up you big dumb *BEEP*....you'll get your chance in the KOTR final....until then you got a lucky break.....I'm gonna leave you alone, for now......I want to see you destroy that waste of *BEEP*ing oxygen, Redman...I want you to cover the *BEEP*er in his own blood.....realy make him a *BEEP*ing red man.......

TIH: Grunt

TT: He likes the idea, but says he will be watching you.

DC: No he *BEEP*ing didn't...the silly *BEEP*er can't even *BEEP*ing talk.........(imitates TIH).......Grunt, snort, *BEEP*ing grrrr.

Holt lunges at DC, pushing him back a little.......Draven Cage shoves TIH back, but the bigger man hardly moves.......prompting Pain and Trash to come between them

Pain: He's not worth it Honey, focus on tonight

TT: Easy man.....let it go for now

DC: You better get you're dog on a leash Bub.....I will not be responsible for what happens to him if he keeps *BEEP*ing snapping.

TIH: G-R-U-N-T

DC: We're outta here, let's go Honey.....and remember Bub, I will choke you both out, whenever and wherever I *BEEP*ing feel like it.

Draven and Pain leave the scene, leaving only the Future members in the hallway.

TT: Don't worry Holt, once we are ready....their asses WILL be trash.

TIH: Grunt



(we cut back to the announcers)

Tazz: Tensions running high backstage Cole

Cole: How can these guys co-exist for tonight Tazz

Tazz: They can't, they will be watching each other as closely as their opponents..........it is gonna be a rocket-busta for sure Cole

Cole: That match will be up later tonight.......

(cut to Don't Try This At Home video)

[Darkstar]

Back from DTTAH promo.

Cole: Welcome back to Xtreme TV folks and what a night it’s been already –

Tazz: No doubt, Cole, but it’s been a huge night for this kid.

The camera shows the ring has a table in the middle of it and a chair either side. Darkstar is standing in the ring with a mic and Sickness is skulking around the ring with a toy Thundercats sword. The crowd are booing a little.

DS: Ok, ok, you’ve have your fun, your little say…now shut the hell up because someone important is talking!

The crowd boo louder but Darkstar is unrelenting

DS: Why do you boo me? Why do you boo the man who makes all this possible? Is it because Arizona is the result of when siblings f***?!

Crowd: BOOOOOOO!!!

Tazz: Oh man, Cole did he just say that?

Cole: I think he did.

DS: Which brings me to my next topic…The Masked Wrestler!

The crowd neither pop or boo.

DS: Human vermin, just like you!

Now the crowd boo!!

DS: But, unlike you, The Masked Wrestler has impressed me tonight. So, without further ado, bring his ass out here. There’s something here I want him to put his name to.

Stock XTV music plays as TMW walks down to ringside. He doesn’t slap hands with any fans but a small minority applaud him and some people just watch. There isn’t much reaction for TMW.

Tazz: Well, here is Cole – and what a moment for this young kid.

Cole: That’s right Tazz. Darkstar promised him a contract if he beat Mickhail Mills earlier tonight and not only did this Masked Wrestler do that, he actually made Mills tap.

Tazz: That’s bang-on Cole, you make Mr Amazing tap, you deserve to be in TWOStars!

TMW gets in the ring and Sickness walks nose to nose with him before walking off again, climbing one of the turnbuckles, raising his toy sword and shouting, “Thunder…Thunder…Thundercats! Hooooo!”. The music fades out.

Crowd: Hooooo!!

The crowd pop, Darkstar looks unimpressed.

DS: Now “Masked Wrestler” – or whatever you Gawd-damned name is. I don’t know who the hell you are but before you take my Montblanc with your grubby little fingers and sign your name on this contract – that’s assuming you can spell – you can spell, can’t you boy?

The crowd boo but TMW just looks on.

DS: I want an answer.

The crowd pop as TMW flips Darkstar the “up yours” V and Darkstar shares the joke.

DS: That’s cleared that one up then. Now, kid, before you sign that contract I want you to remember one little thing: this ain’t a pussywillow federation, Jack, this is XTREME TV!! This is the best damned Wrestling Federation on Earth, this is where the big boys play, where the toughest men on the planet lock horns each week. I know that, this crowd that, the f***ing ERE found out that, and you, punk roach, you will definitely find that out.

Darkstar sneers and the crowd just make a loud noise, neither popping or booing.

DS: Here’s your chance, punk roach. Wanna quit while you’re ahead? You beat Mickhail Mills alright, but that’s as far as you’ll ever get- WILL you cut that OUT?!?!

The crowd pop as Sickness playfully waves his Thundercats sword around, narrowly avoiding Darkstar’s head.

DS: (hmmph) It’s your choice, punk roach. Sign with me you have the chance to become a star, or you could be found out and end up on the wrestling scrap heap. Leave now, and you could go back to your home town, to your family, a legend.

Tazz: That’s some choice, Cole!

TMW takes the Montblanc fountain pen from Darkstar and looks at the contract, and then signs it eagerly! The crowd pop.

Cole: He did it Tazz.

Tazz: The Masked Wrestler is our newest TWOStars Superstar!!

Darkstar is sneering at TMW. He takes the Montblanc, and signs his bit. The crowd cheer at nothing in particular.

DS: Welcome to TWOStars, punkroach.

TMW nods slowly at Darkstar, and looks to the crowd who applaud.

DS: Sickness…

Cole: What?

Tazz: Sickness?

Cole: Oh God, no!

Sickness, like an animal unleashed, attacks TMW with vicious lefts and rights, battering the punk kid to the mat.

Cole: Oh Darkstar had to have the last word, didn’t he?

Tazz: Well you don’t cross the boss, Cole!

Cole: This is just sick!!

Tazz: Of course it is, it’s Sickness!!

Sickness ducks a punch by TMW, gets behind TMW and locks in a full nelson.

Cole: Oh my…

Tazz: Sickness can do anything from a full nelson Cole!!

Sickness runs up the turnbuckle, full nelson locked in, and drives TMW’s face to the canvas! The crowd boo!

Cole: Boyo Bulldog on The Masked Wrestler right here, this kid is being decimated by this psychopath Sickness! I hope Darkstar is satisfied!

Tazz: No doubt, Cole!

Sickness pulls TMW to his feet and kicks him in the stomach and…

Cole: STUNNER! STUNNER!

Tazz: Good Gahhhd Cole!

TMW bounces back off the ropes, right into a DDT!!

Cole: CROSS INFECTION AS WELL! Goodnight, kid!

The crowd boo as Sickness climbs out of the ring and up the aisle. Darkstar stands over the fallen Masked Wrestler with the mic in his hand.

DS: Slap my face now you son of a bitch! This is MY show, this is MY ring, and if you want a career then you had better do what. I. Say.

Darkstar slaps TMW upside the head a few times. The crowd boo this.

Cole: Look at that big man, slapping the poor rookie kid around the head like that.

TMW gets to his feet groggily and kicks Darkstar in the balls! This drops Darkstar to his knees to a HUGE crowd pop.

Tazz: Oh.My. GAHHHD Cole, whoever this Masked Wrestler is, he’s in trouble, you DON’T kick the boss in the jewels, man, you just don’t do it!

TMW picks DS up over his shoulder and performs a lush running powerslam that puts Darkstar right through the table that they signed the contract on!! The crowd pop HUGE!!

Tazz: And he’s not finished!! What GUTS by this kid!!

Cole: Is it guts, Tazz, or stupidity?

Security come rushing down to ringside and TMW races out of the ring and back up the aisle to a huge pop!!

Cole: Talk about making an impact!

Darkstar gets to his feet, very very angry.

DS: You SUNNABITCH! YOU SUNNA…BITCH!! YOU JUST WAIT TIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!!

Cut to Slimjim promo.

[Arkham]

Arkham and Trashmark are seen in a dressing room, Arkham seems to be hopping around, still hyper from winning

Arkham: We wonded, did you see, we wonded

TM: Yes, I was there, remember?

Arkham: I pinnded Banner, one, two, three, YES!

TM: Have you been drinking too much coke today?

Arkham: Excited, we wonded together, pity that my other friends couldnt be here to see it, but we wonded

TM: Other friends? But Todd Grisham is here, Jaxx is around tonight

Arkham: Not them, mean Mafiamark, Hulkmark, Tazzmark, Mister T Mark, Rolfmark, all my friends, they should have been here to see us winning

TM: Erm, but

Trashmark is cut off again as Arkham carries on like a toddler on a sugar rush

Arkham: They could have come to the ring and celebrate, all of my bestest friends in the ring together after we wonded

TM: Look, calm down, youre too hyper

Arkham: Sorry, but excited

Arkham starts to sing "Somebody Told Me" (badly and out of tune) as he raises his arms, the crowd laugh at his antics

TM: Are you singing your entrance music?

Arkham nods as he carries on singing, he doesnt know all of the words so he "dum de dums" part of it, still out of tune

TM: Tell me something, why that song? It doesnt quite suit you

Arkham stops singing and looks at TM

Arkham: I likes the song, it's good

TM: But it doesn't suit you, youre big, strong and, well, rather disturbed

Arkham ignores the insult, and carries on regardless

Arkham: Favorite song, its funny

TM: OK, so it's your favorite, but why not come out to something more your style?

Arkham stops and thinks for a second (you can almost see the smoke coming out of his ears) and he suddenly bursts into Kylie Minogues "I should be so lucky"

TM: God no, stop singing that

Arkham stops to think again and begins to sing show tunes

The scene fades out as Trashmark looks more and more horrified at Arkham's singing and choice of song

[Jimmy Redman]

We cut to Tazz and Cole at ringside...

Cole: Well, our next match should be very interesting leading up to the King Of The Ring. I mean never mind the fact that these guys want to beat up the opposition, they cant even get along with their own teammates!

Tazz: That’s true Cole. I wonder how long it will take for somebody to snap.

Cole: Draven Cage and The Future have already clashed backstage, with both Cage and Holt showing their intentions towards each other. And we have seen the tension between The Unstoppable One and The Prototype in recent weeks, going all the way back to the Gauntlet Match on Xtreme TV…

Chimmel: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall!!!

Mark B and Blade “You Don’t See The Signs” hits, as the audience erupts in boos. The Incredible Holt comes out from behind the curtain, and strides purposely down the entrance ramp.

Chimmel: Introducing first…weighing in at 297lbs., he is one half of the TWO Stars Tag Team Champions and a member of The Future, Chris, The Incredible, Holt!!!

More boos at the announcement of Holt. He steps into the ring and flexes his gigantic muscles. The expression on his face, is, well, not happy.

Cole: Holt does not look to be in a good mood.

Tazz: Well cmon Cole, wouldn’t you be? His own partner for tonight is gunning for him!

Holt now waits in the ring for his partner as his entrance music fades. The arena darkens and Drowning Pool “Tear Away” hits. Draven Cage walks our scowling at the crowd, who resound with a fresh round of boos. Cage stops to stare at Holt, before sliding into the ring and sitting in the corner.

Cole: You can almost taste the animosity between these two! I seriously doubt that they will be able to co operate during this match.

Tazz: Give them a bit more credit Cole. They’re both professionals.

”Tear Away” fades out and the arena, along with the audience, goes quiet. Smoke engulfes the entrance way and green lasers blast through. “Cant Stop” by Pre)thing explodes as Brian Dammage runs out onto the stage. He runs from one side to the other, geeing the crowd up. They respond with a wave of cheers.

Cole: The crowds really showing their support for The Unstoppable One..

Dammage walks down the ramp and waits for his partner at the bottom. We hear the quiet start to “Death Of Seasons”, and the camera cuts to Redman’s video. It then pans out as once again the ramp is engulfed in smoke. The music kicks in and Jimmy Redman runs out. He looks at Dammage, then sprints down the ramp, straight past his partner, and slides into the ring, eyeballing both Holt and Cage.

Cole: Well, Redman not waiting for Dammage, possibly creating more tension between the two…

Dammage looks disgusted as he slides into the ring after Redman. He gets in Jimmy’s face and starts talking.

Cole: Dammage asking Redman what he was doing by bypassing him.

Tazz: Well, obviously Cole…

The referee motions to the wrestlers that the match needs to start. This causes more problems, as none of the competitors want to step out.

Cole: We see that already these two teams are having problems…

Redman eventually lets Dammage start the match, and steps out of the ring. Meanwhile, the other team hasn’t resolved the situation yet. Cage is telling his partner to get out, but Holt is not moving an inch.

Cole: Draven Cage wants a shot at Brian Dammage, his opponent at KOTR.

Tazz: This would be a great chance to take your opponent out, going into the PPV Cole…

Holt lets out a grunt, and then begrudgingly steps through the ropes and stands on the apron. The referee calls for the bell.

***DING DING DING***

Cage immediately launches at Dammage, with a barrage of kicks and punches, sending Dammage into the turnbuckle. He hits him with a few quick shoulders, before Dammage grabs him and reverses the situation.

Cole: Dammage now on the attack..

He knees Cage in the stomach and whips him across the ring. Dammage runs and lands a stiff clothesline on Cage, sending him staggering out of the corner.

Cole: A hard shot there by Brian Dammage!

Dammage straight away grabs Cage and whips him into the turnbuckle in his corner. Dammage again runs at Cage, but the Hangman ducks, and Dammage bounces off the top turnbuckle. Cage gets up and slaps TIH on the shoulder.

Cole: Draven Cage made the blind tag! Holt doesn’t seem happy at this…

The referee tells him to get into the ring, and he does so. Dammage meets him with a right hand, but Holt responds with one of his own. Dammage runs back, and comes charging off the ropes, but he is floored by a clothesline. Dammage is immediately up, but is once again sent to the mat with a clothesline.

Cole: Well, Holt dominating right now, as Cage failed to do..

Tazz: Im sure Draven Cage would resent that comment Cole.

Holt picks up Dammage and plants him with a vertical suplex. He goes for the quick pin.

ONE





TWO

Cole: And kickout at two.

Holt whips Dammage, but keeps his hold, spinning Dammage back around and hitting yet another clothesline. Another pin.

ONE




TWO



Cole: And Dammage kicks out again. He is certainly on the back foot after this early onslaught by Holt.

Tazz: I knew Holt could take apart Brian Dammage..

Cole: And Holt already back on the attack, he hits some hard shots to the gut of Dammage. A boot to the midsection, and he’s going for a powerbomb!

But Dammage slips behind Holt and hits him hard with a club to the neck. He tries to lock in a front facelock, but Holt lifts him up and does a 180-

Cole: Spinebuster!! It could be all over already!

Holt drops and hooks a leg..

ONE






TWO




T- Redman kicks Holt in the head to break the pin.

Cole: Jimmy Redman realizes he had to step in and save the match up for his team!

Tazz: Ref get him out of here!

As the ref is getting Redman out of the ring, Holt drags Dammage over to his corner, and slaps Draven Cage for a tag.

Cole: Well, now it seems that Holt and Cage can co-exist after all!

Cage looks a bit surprised, but steps into the ring and starts stomping away at Dammage. He whips him into the ropes, and meets him coming back with a big boot.

Cole: Airdrie Boot! What a shot!

Cage stomps Dammage again. He lifts him up to his feet, and picks him up for a scoop slam. Cage drops an elbow, and then hooks the leg.

Cole: A cover!

ONE





TWO

Cole: And a kick out! I think Cage is trying to show Holt that he can be just as dominating as he can!

Cage looks at Holt in the corner, then points to Dammage and laughs. He picks Dammage up, and hits a snap suplex.

Cole: Dammage arching back in pain. How much longer can he last?

Tazz: Im not sure that he can last much longer Cole.

Cage lifts Dammage to his feet once again, kicks him in the gut, and sets him up for a powerbomb.

Tazz: Going for a powerbomb! This could be it!

*BAM* Dammage hits the mat hard, right near Redman’s corner. Cage punches Redman, sending him flying off the apron.

Cole: And a blatant cheap shot on The Prototype, who has is yet to be involved in this match. Cage with the cover!

ONE









TWO










THR-

Cole: OH MY! How did Brian Dammage kick out of that?

Tazz: I don’t know Cole, but he cant have much gas left in the tank.

Cage is incensed that he didn’t get a three count. He goes back to Dammage and-

Cole: The Hangman’s Noose!!! He’s got it locked in!

Tazz: This is it Cole! Its all over now!!!

Cage has got the move well locked in. Their momentum sends them towards the corner of Cage and Holt.

Cole: He’s got to tap!! He cant hold on much longer!!

Cage and Dammage keep moving back, and *SLAP*

Cole: What the? Holt has tagged himself in!!! A blind tag! And Dammage is tapping!!!

Tazz: That’s it! He’s tapped!!!

Cole: But he’s not the legal man Tazz!

Dammage is tapping frantically, and Cage lets go, thinking he has won the match. The referee gets his attention and slaps his hands, trying to tell him he’s not the legal man. Holt steps into the ring, looking at Cage. They start arguing.

Cage: WHAT THE *BEEP* ING *BEEP* ARE YOU *BEEP*ING DOING?!?!

Holt just grunts at Cage in reply. Cage looks ready to crack, when out of nowhere-

Cole: Redman!! Redman has launched himself at Draven Cage! Landing hard left hands, right hands!

Holt tries to get to Redman himself, but is knocked down as Dammage gets up and starts laying into him.

Cole: Brian Dammage has recovered, and is beating the hell out of Holt! This match has become a brawl!

Dammage steps off Holt and goes after Draven Cage, who by this time is out of the ring, landing punches on a floored Redman.

Cole: SPEAR! Dammage hits Cage with the spear! And he’s landing right hand after right hand on Draven Cage!!! This is out of control!

TIH is now getting back on his feet. He starts to walk towards Cage and Dammage, but-

Cole: DDT!!! Redman hits The Incredible Holt with a Hellraiser!! All four men are floored right now!

Meanwhile on the outside, Cage had Dammage in the Hangman’s Noose, with Dammage screaming in pain.

Cole: Hangmansplex!!! OH MY GOD! What a devastating move!!!

Dammage rolls into the view of the camera. He is bleeding from his forehead.

Tazz: Dammage has been busted open, by that Incredible Hangmans Plex!

Cole: We need EMT’s down here right now. Dammage could be seriously injured!

Referees run into the ring, and try to separate Holt and Redman, who are still brawling on the mat. Both men are bleeding juice.

Cole: This was supposed to be a tag match, but it has turned into a bloody brawl!!!

EMT’s and others are rushing down the ramp and to the outside, where Dammage is still lying on the floor. Draven Cage himself is being dragged away by more referees.

Cole: What kind of impact will this have on the King of The Ring, which is only 3 days away!?!?

Tazz: I don’t know Cole, but I cant wait to find out!

Cut to commercial break

[Rog]

Return from ad break..

The camera is at the announce table

MC: We still have our main event to come here on Xtreme TV, but we have to urge you to go to your local cable provider, and order King of The Ring.

Tazz: No doubt Cole, what a night this Sunday is shaping up to be.

MC: We will crown a King, the championships are on the line, and….

Tazz: An inferno match!

MC: So don’t miss out or….

“Did you forget me already?”

Tazz: What the?!

The camera pans upwards to the roof of the America West Arena, where a figure is seen seated on the scaffold of the rafters.

MC: There is someone up there, and he has got a microphone.

The crowd cheer as a spotlight moves into position to reveal The Judge perched on the scaffold, the sledgehammer in one hand, a microphone in the other

The Judge: King…of the Ring…a prestigious title…So this Sunday..I will be watching…

…Re-Evolution did not take me out, yet I did not eliminate them, so it is time for a new plan, a change of direction…So until I decide who I will find Guilty, and condemn to face me in the ring….Court is in session (points to the ring with the hammer) I will be watching.

The Judge slams the hammer against the steel, the “clang” echoes throughout the arena to a cheer.

The spotlight moves away, leaving the scaffold in darkness, as the camera returns to the announce table

Tazz: Do you have an explanation for that?

MC: Well apparently The Judge will be watching the TWO Stars ring very closely over the next while.

Tazz: You don’t think he finds me guilty? I don’t want no part of that hammer!

MC: I don’t know, but what I do know is that the main event is coming up in a few moments.
Cut to KOTR video

[Colin]

TWOStars returns from Commissioner Michael's Brake to the tunes of Deep Purple's Perfect Strangers, which means one of two things. TWOStar's accidentally hired Shane Douglas and he quickly wants to burn the bridges, or it signalled the arrivial of the TWO Network Representative, Mr. Phillip Martin Atken. There was a slight difference in his appearance from the previous week as this week he is wearing, as last week a black suit, but he also had on the top of his head a top hat, and to match the top hat, a cane. Yes, he has a top hat and cane.

Tazz: Just when you thought an idiot couldn't get any more idiotic, he comes out in a top hat. Jesus Christ, I know I said I didn't like Atken acting as a "suit" last week, but this is god damn ridiculous.

Cole: I don't know, I'm hoping we'll get an announcement about the status of the TV title now Mr. Atken is out!

Tazz: Oh it's Mr. Atken already? Kiss ass!

Atken then walks to the side of the entrance ramp where a small table is sitting, rolls the top hat down his arm, and lands it upside down on top of the table. He then leans against his cane and grabs a microphone from his back pocket.

PMA: Ladies and Gentlemen of the TWOStar's viewing audience, I am here tonight to shake things up a little in the TWOStar's scene. Last week I announced that fine, fine network that provides this high quality entertainment would be bringing you a shiny new title belt. I admit, I didn't reveal too much last week, but sadly I was under orders not to. This week however I can dish the dirt on the new TWOStar's TV Title. To help me out with this, I would like to show to you fine fans the final decision on what the title will look like. Sadly, I'm out here, and neglected to bring it with me, and damn it, I also forgot my briefcase. What to do... what to do...

Tazz: Great, the network send us a disorginised moron.

Cole: Tazz, you and me both know Atken isn't like that.

PMA: Well, I guess I could introduce you guys to my lovely assistant. Fellas, you're going to love this one, trust me.

The men in the crowd give a roar, while the women in the crowd sit, cross legged with their arms crossed, shooting daggers with their eyes at their boyfriends.

PMA: Gentlemen, heck even Ladies, please would you welcome the beautiful Victoria Ramsden!

Perfect Strangers begins to play again as a leggy blonde makes her way over to Phil, his briefcase in one hand, the TWOStar's TV Title in the other. She hands Phil both objects and Phil immediately opens the briefcase and begins to empty the contents into the upside down hat. He then wraps the TV Title around the hat, gives a little smirk and waits until the crowd finishes their wolf whistles at Victoria.

PMA: Fellas, calm down she's married, or was married. I'm not sure how the heck that relationships going, but I mustn't pry into Colin's private life... AHEM! Anyway, I would like to thank to lovely Victoria for doing her part tonight, and with that out the way let us get down to business.

Cole: Well Atken certainly knows how to get the crowd on his side.

Tazz: And he's a terrible actor to boot.

PMA: I'm sure you all are wondering what I just put in that hat. Well I'll be blunt, that hat contains names. Names of everyone employed by TWOStars, names of ERE Superstars, basically if you have ever appeared on TWOStar's Xtreme TV, you can represent the network. That's right, instead of studying everyones every move, I thought I'd create a little excitement by using this system. Anyone could be entered in this match, anyone so long as they are currently on network programming. The reason I can do this is simple, this may be a TWOStar's title, but I feel it's more important that just that, because it's not just a TWOStar's title, this is the chance to represent the network. Not just the network, but the world wide TV viewing audience. Truely, you have to be deserving to win this title, and I felt by including everyone who appears on TWOStar's XTreme TV, ERE Superstars and TWOStars Superstars alike, it would shake things up a bit. That means anyone could become the first TV Champion, anyone from Darkstar to Michael Cole. From Fill to Retromark, anyone could end up in this match.

Cole: Match? What match? I don't want to be in a match!

Tazz: Shut up and we may find out.

PMA: Yes, I'm making it official right now, in a few seconds I will pull six names out of this hat, and at the King of the Ring PPV, these six men will face off against each other for the TWOStar's TV title. Yes, in a few mere days, we will crown our first TV Champion and god I'm excited about that.

The crowd roared in excitement too, thinking of the possibilites a six man match could bring.

Cole: I don't want to fight in a match a few days away, please don't pull my name out. Please don't pull my name out.

Tazz: Luck of the draw Cole, I'm gonna enjoy this.

PMA: Alright, enough jibber jabbering, I want to pull me a name out of this hat.

Phil puts his hand in the hand, grabs a piece of paper and unrolls it.

PMA: Entrant number one in the contest for the TV Title... Oh I do love the luck of the draw. The first man who may very well become the next TV Champion, the man you just saw minutes prior, ladies and gentlemen, The Judge!

Cole: The Judge? Do you think he's ready to return to the ring so quickly?

Tazz: He'll have to be Cole if this announcement is anything to go by.

PMA: Entrant number two, ladies and gentlemen, one of the nominee's for TWOStar's Worst Face at the TWOStar's version on the Slammies... The Dominator. Why yes, I do read the internet.

Cole: Well this certainly is the luck of the draw, anyone could come out of that hat, and no doubt will.

PMA: And introducing the number three choice by this wonderful hat... Oh. Errr, I think we'll put that to one side just now, Victoria could you hold this.

Phil hands a sheet of paper over to Victoria who looks at it quite surprised and folds it over.

PMA: Okay, the real number three entrant, oh my, this match is set to become a heck of a lot more agressive... Violent Vinnie Vegas! I mean... Vengeance DAMN IT. I always do that. He is still Kevin Nash right? What do you mean no? Oh god, this is so embarassing!

Tazz: What the hell is this idiot babbling on about...

PMA: Okay, moving on, entrant number four to this little shindig of my planning, TAZZ!

Cole: Wow he was serious when he said everybody...

Tazz: Simple matter of choking a few jerks out Cole and that title is mine.

PMA: Just kidding, who cares about that idiot sitting at the commentary table, don't think I didn't hear about what you said about me last week.

Tazz: I'm already sick of Atken

Cole: Oh I don't know...

PMA: Seriously, the fourth pick for this contest: Omega Red!

Cole: Certainly an interesting choice from the hat.

Tazz: I would've been a better pick than THAT, he would've been better sticking with me.

PMA: And once again, I delve into the hat to get pick numero cinqo... I think I got Spanish and French mixed together there. Ladies, Gentlemen, Robots and Undecided, Keith Jaxx!

Cole: Omega Red and Keith Jaxx were scheduled for competition here tonight, interesting to see Atken manage to shove them back together into a contest they missed this week.

Tazz: Luck of the draw in action Cole. One pick left, I bet it's you.

PMA: Alrighty, one pick left, let us hope it's a good one. Remember anyone who has appeared on XTreme TV may be picked, ANYONE. With that in mind, say hello to the final competitor in this contest, a member of Re-Evolution, which I guess has to do with Jesus or science or something. Okay, I didn't do my research, anyway, the final contestant in this match... Mickhail Mills!

Cole: That's certainly going to be an interesting mix of superstars, I'm happy to see it's going to be an all TWOStar's match for the title, keeps the title in the family.

Tazz: Interesting mix? Triple V is going a slaughter these guys!

Cole: That remains to be seen, but I'm pleased to see Atken, and the network he represents once more make an impact here at TWOStar's...

PMA: Errr, hang on one second. I know I said this was going to be a six man contest, however....

Phil leans over and whispers something to Victoria, she nods her heads, gives him the thumbs up and hands him the piece of paper she was holding.

PMA: Well, you know how I said anyway who had appeared on XTreme TV had their name in the hat. Well, the match at King of the Ring will now be a seven way contest, and the seventh and final pick for this match is neither under contract to TWOStars or to ERE...

Cole: Who is it? What name is on that sheet of paper?

Tazz: Well, we saw his put that sheet of paper aside at first, seemed like he didn't expect the name he picked out to be there, I can't wait to see who this idiot overlooked and fears.

PMA: The final man in the TV Title Contest at King of the Ring is...

Phillip

Martin

Atken

The crowd, much to Atken's surprise, roared their approval at this selection, obviously having learned to love Atken in his short time in time TWOStars.

PMA: It seems Victoria slipped my name into my briefcase while she was backstage, and hey, who am I to disagree with the luck of the draw. I can't think of a better man to carry the weight of the network than the Network Representative himself, not that I'm saying it'll be an easy win, it bloody well won't be, I'll be in training all the way up to the PPV now.

Tazz: I love it! This idiot is going to get slaughtered, he's never been in a TWOStar's ring before, he won't know what hit him, and it will hit him hard.

Cole: I don't know Tazz, I suspect Atken may very well have a few tricks up his sleave.

Tazz: Cole, all I'm saying is, if he wants to leave King of the Ring on his own two feet, he better bring that stupid cane prop he had tonight to make sure he survives.

Cut to Sir Michael Com's Weekend Breaks.

[Telf]

COLE: Welcome back to Xtreme TV folks, and what a night it’s been already!

TAZZ: This week has been of the hook! You’ll only see this kinda action right here in TWOstars!

COLE: But coming up next, a match that features two men who will compete at King of the Ring, on for the Television title and the other in an unforgiving inferno match. The upcoming match, after One Night Stand, many of us thought would never happen. Let’s give you a run down of how these to came together……..

A video package begins to roll………

“June 12th…………… One Night Stand………..”

Sam: Can you believe these TWO idiots? They actually think they have a chance of beating any of us here tonight.

Maxx: I know, I mean come on Dominator? What kind of name is that

Sam: HAHA Yeah I know and Vinnie Vengeance or whatever the hell he’s called, man he hasn’t got a chance.

Maxx: HAHA you’re Sam, this whole TWO Stars thing is a joke…

?: A joke? We’ll show you who the joke is around here….

Sam and Maxx turn around only to be blasted hard in the face by steel chair shots by Dominator and Vinnie Vengeance which knock them both out to the concrete floor, the two then continue to beat Sam and Maxx down with the chairs

“Last week……………”

DARKSTAR: It is vital that all participants produce substantial evidence provided by doctors in order release themselves from a TWOstars produced show. In this particular event, Mr H was unable to obtain doctors clearance and is therefore deemed to be in breach of contractual terms.

As owner and head of the board of directors of TWOstars, I, Darkstar, therefore demand that the match of Sam H vs Vinnie Vengeance, originally scheduled for One Night Stand, take place this Thursday on Xtreme TV from Phoenix, Arizona……………………….……….thank you, no more questions

“Tonight…………”

Images of both competitors flash up on the screen. Back to ringside

COLE: So there it is! Sam H vs Violent Vinnie Vengeance WILL happen, and it will happen, right now! Let’s take you to our ring announcer Tony Chimel

Senior referee Nick Patrick stood behind

CHIMEL: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!

With that, “Violence Fetish” by Disturbed hits the PA system. The arena darkens as the blue light shines down the ramp. Triple V rises up from the stage in his iron chair

CHIMEL: Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 295lbs………. Viiiiolent Viiiiinnie Vvengeaaance!

COLE: Here comes the Violence Bearer! And it seems as thought those cheers he got most of last month have disappeared since One Night Stand! He’s not liked this week at least

TAZZ: I’m putting that down to his words last week for Arkham and Mr T mark, no one likes a bully, Cole

Vengeance makes it inside the ring and strikes his chest pose as the fire screams from the four ring posts. He begins to pace from side to side, eagerly awaiting the arrival of his opponent

As Triple V’s music fades out, “Badd to the Bone” by ZZ Top begins to echo through the arena

CHIMEL: And his opponent! From Worthing, West Sussex, weighing in at 275lbs……… Saaaaaam H!

After a good 15 seconds, there is no sign of the ERE star…………… Chimel announces again…….

CHIMEL: ……………. Saaaaaam H!

Still no sign

TAZZ: Haha! Looks like he hasn’t shown for the SECOND time!

COLE: Believe me, Tazz; Sam wants this match as much, if not more than Triple V

By this time, Vengeance has walked over to face the entrance ramp and beckoning towards the gorilla position……………

COLE: Wait a minute!..............

With Vinnie’s back turned, Sam H has jumped over the barrier behind the announcers with a steel chair…………

BOOOOOOM!

COLE: Sam H just snuck in and delivered some payback with the steel chair!

TAZZ: And it’s all legal, Cole! The bell hasn’t sounded!

COLE: Nick Patrick signals for the bell as this match is officially underway!

Sam picks a very groggy Triple V to his feet and whips him off the far ropes……… VVV rebounds…………… he gets flipped over the shoulders of Sam with a backdrop as he crashes to the mat below

COLE: The ERE man taking control in the early part of this match up!

Back to his feet, Vengeance is met with an entourage of punches to the upper body and head. Sam clasps the forearm of VVV and swings him towards him, nailing with a short arm clothesline. Instead of going for the cover, he delivers another two short arm clotheslines…………… Triple V is now down, not looking as though he’ll be getting up……………… he struggles to his knees

COLE:……………. Sam to the top!.............................. Connects with the double Axe handle!........ The cover!

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COLE: Kick out at two and a half by the Violence Bearer! The TWOstar is reeling now, Tazz!

TAZZ: Sam H has the advantage, Cole. But it’s important that he’s stays on him, you give Vinnie a chance and he’ll take it!

With Sam H dominant, he drops Vinnie with a side slam……….. Another cover

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T… Quick kick out

COLE: It’s important Sam doesn’t get frustrated here!

VVV is picked up and whipped into the turnbuckle………………….. Sam steps back and begins to charge at the Violence Bearer……………….

COLE: A moment of hesitation has allowed Vengeance to side step the move! Sam’s shoulder collided with the ring post!

The ERE rep groggily backs out but is clasped at the waist by Triple V

COLE: German Suplex by Vengeance!

TAZZ: Some what unorthodox as it relates to V3 there Cole. Now if he’s smart, he’ll work on that injured shoulder

As Tazz suggests, Vinnie stomps on the left shoulder before locking it into an arm bar

TAZZ: This not only tears away at the elbow but puts tremendous pressure on the deltoids

The referee is down to ask Sam if he wants to give it up. In short time, he is able to regain his footage and back Vengeance up to the ropes…….. Propelling him to the other side……………. And back…………….. He goes for the clothesline but Triple V ducks it and secures the hand around the throat of the ERE star……….

COLE: Chokeslam by Vengeance!........... Nick Patrick is down to count…..

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THR…. Last second kick out by Sam H

COLE: Sam H rolled that injured shoulder up! But the momentum has clearly shifted in this match! We have to take our last commercial break! Don’t go away!

Cut to commercials

[Telf]

Back from commercials

COLE: Welcome back! During the commercial break, Triple V has continued to punish that injured shoulder of Sam H

TAZZ: Tactical thinking by Vengeance here Cole, and with a bad shoulder there’s no chance Sam will be able to deliver the H-Bomb

COLE: Vinnie going some what old school here as he claws away at the trapezium muscles of his opponent

TAZZ: Old school it may be, Cole. But taking away the upper body of your competition eliminates a large amount of their potential offence

Sam manages to struggle to his feet with the hold still applied. He reaches behind and takes a hold of the head of Vengeance………………. He drops down……….

COLE: Modified stunner by Sam! He drove the chin of the Violence Bearer into the top of his skull! Vengeance is back on the rocks!

TAZZ: He’s still on the attack though Cole, Sam is noticeably hurt

COLE: So much so that he’s using the referee to regain his footing

Vengeance is now up, visibly angered he charges at his opponent……………

SMMMMMACK!

COLE: Sam ducked and Nick Patrick is knocked out of the ring by Triple V with the clothesline from hell!

TAZZ: Quick thinking for an ERE competitor Cole! But as we all know, anything goes when there’s no referee!

With Vengeance looking on at the fallen official in the corner, Sam charges in and splashes V3 into the corner! The TWOstar stumbles back into a schoolboy………….

The crowd chant………..

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THREE!

TAZZ: This crowd can count all they want, Cole! But it’s the man in the blue shirt on the outside that makes the decision!

COLE: It’s a damn shame, Tazz!

TAZZ: What! You’ve become a fan of ERE all of a sudden!

COLE: I’m a fan of fair competition! Sam H had this match won!

The ref is still down on the outside at the foot of the entrance ramp. Sam H begins to bring Triple V to his feet…………

COLE: Low blow!

With Sam H down on his knees clutching his groin area at his opponents’ feet, Vengeance pulls the head of Sam between his legs………….. he wrenches the gut………….. lifting him up vertically……………….

SMMMMMMAAAASH!

COLE: Trust Breaker! The sit down edge by Triple V! There’s no way Sam H is getting up from that! But again, there’s no referee!

Realising this, Vengeance doesn’t go for the cover. Instead he exits the ring over the top rope and picks up the steel ring steps, throwing them back over into the ring.

TAZZ: There goes your idea of fair competition Cole! Vinnie’s brought the steel into play!

The TWOstar places the ring steps in the centre of the ring…………. Returning to a lifeless Sam H, he picks him up and powers his 275 pound opponent up onto his shoulders with relative ease……………

COLE: No!........ He can’t!...........Not the Circle of Trust on the ring steps!

TAZZ: He’ll motioning for it Cole!

Vengeance gets into a position in which the move will plant Sam’s face onto the steel, he begin to throw the legs of Sam……………………

BHHHHHHHHHAMMMMMMM!

COLE: Oh my God!

TAZZ: I can’t believe it!

The crowd begin to chant “Holy S***! Holy S***!”

COLE: My sentiments exactly! We need to take a look at that again!

The spilt screen rolls. We see Sam up on the shoulders of Vengeance, he is swung around and is about to be dropped face first of the steps……… However, the ERE wrestler has managed to lock the head of Triple V under his arm and the momentum has sent the head of the Violence Bearer into the steel!

COLE: How the hell did Sam get outta that one!?

TAZZ: Pure guts and heart, Cole! But I’m sure the will to stay alive played the most part!

Nick Patrick is beginning to shake of the previous clothesline and is struggling to get to his feet. After removing the steel evidence from the ring, Sam gingerly stumbles over and slowly pulls the referee to the shoulders of Vengeance………………

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COLE: Three! That was three!

TAZZ: I don’t think so Cole, looked to me as if Vengeance slid the right shoulder up!

COLE: My God what a match! Sam needs to finish a now bloody Vengeance off here!

TAZZ: In my professional opinion, the only way he’s gonna be able to do that is the H-Bomb, but I don’t he’s gonna be able to do that with the injured shoulder!

COLE: Sam’s signalling for it Tazz!

The Englishman painfully pulls Vinnie between his legs……………….. miraculously he manages to lift him to his shoulders……………

COLE: Just powerbomb him! Don’t lift him higher!........................

As Sam attempts to get the full extension on the H-Bomb, his arms and shoulders buckle as the 295 pound Vengeance comes crashing down onto his chest!

COLE: Damn it!....... Just…………. Ah God dammit!

The referee begins to make the count, Vengeance’s lifeless body slumped over that of his prone opponent

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COLE: He did it! Sam rolled the shoulder out!

TAZZ: Sickening intestinal fortitude showed right there!

COLE: Uh oh, Vengeance is stirring! He’s noticed the blood on his forehead!

TAZZ: You know what they say, Cole, the sight of you own blood can instil you with unparallel levels of adrenalin!

With V3 up, he pulls Sam between his legs, clasping the arms in a double under-hook…………

TAZZ: Vengeance going for some kind of face-buster here maybe………………..

CRRRRRASSSSH!

COLE:…….. The count!

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COLE: Damn it! Vengeance managed to pull out the victory! But what the hell was that he finished him with Tazz!?

TAZZ: To be honest, I have no idea, some sort of a double under-hook tombstone piledriver!

COLE: Hell! I’m labelling that Violent Behaviour! That’s a dangerous manoeuvre! What kind of condition is Sam H going to be in for his inferno match with Deadman on Sunday!?

At the conclusion of the match, Vengeance slowly walks backwards up the ramp, both surveying his violence and reflecting on what had to have been his biggest test yet.

COLE: And that’s all we have time for! What a match! What a show! We’ll see you in 3 days at the King of the Ring! Goodnight everybody!

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