TWOstars XTreme TV 14 - 26th May

[Telf]

The following program is a post watershed production, it will contain scenes and storylines not suitable for children and some of the content may also be unacceptable to other viewers. This program may also contain strobe lighting effects.

'Carve me an Edge' by Fake Ideal starts to play as the XTV opening video plays:

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The trademark pyros go off as the camera fast scans around the arena, focusing on fan's signage

COLE: Welcome to what will prove to be another blockbuster night here on Xtreme TV, coming to you from the Key Arena, here in Seattle, Washington! Just a short 2 weeks and 3 days away from One Night Stand, Tazz! And not to mention that the opening rounds of the King of the Ring tournament continue tonight!

TAZZ: Looking at the updated brackets, by the end of the night, the second round matches will be settled

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COLE: Also, be have just got word from the owner of TWOstars, a 12 man gauntlet will take place here tonight to determine the special guest referee for the champion vs champion match at One Night Stand!

TAZZ: Woooow! This show is gonna be off the hook!

COLE: Now if we take you back to last week, it was Darkstar taking on Sam H of ERE, the match was by no means one on one, with interference coming from both sides. It seemed as if the owner of ERE, Deadman, had turned on his own man, but no, after delivering his patented Spinning Neckbreaker to both opponents, Deadman dragged Sam H onto our owner for the 3 count……

Video footage airs of the closing moments of the main event from last weeks Xtreme TV….

Deadman slides into the ring without any of the Future or the referee seeing him. Deadman lifts up Sam and hits the Spinning Neckbreaker on the TGX man.

Deadman lifts up Darkstar and hits the spinning neckbreaker on the TWOstars owner before dragging the prone Sam over Darkstar before sliding out of the ring. The referee turns and sees the pinning position.

ONE



TWO



THREE *bell rings*

TAZZ: Shocking Cole, just damn shocking…

As Tazz finishes his sentence, the camera’s cut to the parking lot as a brand new looking jet black pick up truck pulls into the parking lot. Out steps Violent Vinnie Vengeance.

TAZZ: An early arrival here from the Violence Bearer, Cole!

COLE: I’m surprised he’s here at all! Especially after last week considering that Darkstar decided to replace him as a TWOstars representative for One Night Stand!

Triple V goes to back of his truck and picks out his kit bag, along with what seems to be a video tape. He begins walking towards the arena but stops at the production truck. The camera’s stay outside as Vengeance walks in; however his voice can still be heard….

VVV: Play this when I’m in the ring!

GUY: Y..y…yyyess sir

With that, a surprisingly grinning Vinnie exits the truck and makes his way to the gorilla position, dropping his kit bag on the way

COLE: What could this be all about Tazz?

TAZZ: No idea, but as usual, Triple V has something up his sleeve, may its something to do with that video tape?

Suddenly, “Violence Fetish” by Disturbed blares out from the PA system as Vengeance makes his way down to the ring

COLE: All 17,072 people here in the Key Arena going wild!

Triple V collects a mic from Tony Chimmel at ringside and steps over the top rope into the centre of the ring. The fans chant “Tri….ple…..V” Vengeance allows the chants to die down before speaking….

VVV: Last week, I got told that I would no longer be participating at One Night Stand! (crowd boos)

COLE: Capacity crowd voicing their disapproval

VVV: I got told that my form as of late has been “nothing short of diabolical” and that I haven’t won a match since Wrestlemania. Well looking at what went down last week, it doesn’t seem that even the boss can get it done!

COLE: We saw that footage earlier folks

VVV: But let me make one thing perfectly clear, when Vinnie Vengeance says he’ll get the job done……. The job will be DONE!......... Trust Me! ……… Guys in the production truck……..role that video!

The TWOtron shows what seems to be footage from a parking lot security camera in the MGM Grand Arena in Las Vegas, the setting for last weeks show.

We see the limo belonging to Sam H in shot, with the chauffeur stood by an open door into the rear passenger section. A man walks into shot

COLE: That’s Sam H of ERE, presumably following the end of the show last week!

The ERE star steps into the limo as the chauffeur shuts the doors and gets into the drivers position. The limo begins to pull away from its parking slot……

BHHHHHAMMMM!

The footage shows a black pick up truck collide into the left side of the limo, sandwiching it into the wall, completely buckling the rear end.

COLE: What the!.................. It’s Triple V! He just stepped out of the pick up! It was him driving it!

The footage stops rolling as camera’s return to Vengeance laughing hysterically in the centre of the ring

VVV: I told him I’d get the job done, and I did! Sam H just so happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time! So, Darkstar, I think I’ve proven myself to you, so if you would be so kind enough as to join me in the ring, you can give me my match back at One Night Stand!

COLE: Vengeance wants back on the card on June 12th! Will the boss give him his match back!?

TAZZ: I dunno Cole, there’s a big difference in being a thug and a wrestler, and what will happen at One Night Stand will be a wrestling match

With that, “Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit echoes throughout the Key Arena

COLE: Looks like Vengeance won’t have to wait long to get his answer! Here comes Darkstar!

The music fades out as Darkstar, looking a little worse for wear following last week, is stood at the top of the entrance ramp with a mic

DARKSTAR: So Vinnie, you want me to put you back in huh? What makes you think what you did would make me want to change my mind? June 12th will be the night where TWOstars rules the world of professional wrestling, and to guarantee that, I need my best WRESTLERS, Vinnie.

TAZZ: Like I said Cole, Vinnie doesn’t seem to be one of the best wrestlers at the moment.

DARKSTAR: After last week I realised something, no matter what happens, there will always be a member of ERE lurking in the shadows, ready to take us out……. So I have come to this decision…….. At One Night Stand, in the match against Sam H, I need a man who will ………………………………………………………….. BRING THE VIOLENCE! So, as of right, now Sam H vs Vinnie Vengeance at One Night Stand………… IS BACK ON!

“Break Stuff” returns to the PA system as the live audience go crazy. Darkstar looks at Triple V as the two exchange nods

COLE: That’s it! We’ll see the match at One Night Stand! Sam H WILL collide with Vinnie Vengeance on June 12th! We’ll be back!

Cut to “Don’t Try this at Home” ad

[DC]

Come back from promo to the backstage area

Todd Grisham is interviewing Draven Cage about his upcoming match tonight


TG: S..s..s...so Mr Cage......you take on Dominator tonight for a shot at the KOTR crown.......aren't you wary after your actions last week?

Pain: How dare y.....

DC: It's ok Sweets, he's paid to ask stupid questions......am I wary?........Am I wary?.......Wary of a 6'6", 300lb monster.........logic says I should be, but then since when has logic figured in my life?........Last week I demolished my..best..friend......in the middle of the ring.....last week I destroyed Dominator backstage....he was in the noose and he was tapping like a baby wanting his mother's *BEEP* to suck on..............Dominator, yes you are bigger than me, yes you are stronger than me......but so what......I will destroy you.....I will destroy your dreams....and I will win the KOTR tournament......

Crowd react....some booing, some cheering

DC......and you know what that means Todd?

TG: No, what?

DC: That means this beautiful lady by my side will be a queen.....and together we will rule over TWO.....and no-one can stop us.

Pain: I'll suit being a queen........and Baby, I know you can handle that chump tonight.....but hurry up and finish this interview.....I need your help *cough* choosing an outfit for tonight........

DC: (hurriedly)....So what is left to say?.....in regards to the gauntlet match tonight and Dominator, only this.....and after tonight....it's your turn, Dante, so listen up........this is your future....this is your epitaph.........(looks right at Todd)......(determined) THIS.....IS......YOUR......*BEEP*ing....END....... ...lets go Sweets

Pain: Anything you say handsome

Draven and Pain leave to the dressing rooms

TG: Well Draven Cage seems very confident, lets go back to ringside, Tazz and Michael Cole......

(We cut to announcers)

Tazz: Cage sending a message Cole, not only to his opponent tonight, but to Dante who he will meet in the next round, should he win this one of course

Cole: Dante does own a victory over Cage, albeit in dubious circumstances.......but first he has Dominator tonight Tazz......and don't think he's forgotten that attack last week either

Tazz: That attack left him a bloody mess on the floor of the arena, but you have to wonder how well he has recovered since Las Vegas Cole....that beating took a lot out of him

Cole: We'll find out later tonight, but up next we have another KOTR qualifier

(Cut to screen graphic showing match)

[Fidel Cashflow]

The camera cuts to backstage where Benjamin Black and Chris Eagles are walking. Benjamin and Eagles both seem upset after what happened to their teammate last week. Todd Grisham walks up to both men looking for an interview.

Grisham: Re-Evolution. Can I ask you about the situation involving the Judge and Mickhail Mills last week?

Black: The Judge granted his own death wish last week! Oh man, when I get my hands on that punk I’ll break him in two!

Eagles: No doubt about it! You don’t just go around beating people up like that! Where is the honor? Where is the respect?

Grisham: But you attacked the Judge before that!

Eagles: We’re cooler AND richer than he is!

Grisham: What does that have to do at all about attacking people backstage?

Eagles: Everything!

Black: Look Grish, plain and simple. The Judge made a wrong move. He’s been running around with that sledgehammer for weeks ranting about this and that. He’s even hit me with that hammer! But last week he went too far! He caused the end of an all Re-Evolution KoTR match!

(The crowd cheer loudly at this)

Eagles: Me and Mickhail in the same ring would have been great! The best match all those unworthy fans would have ever seen! But now, I have to exact to sweet revenge on that vigilante!

Black: Tonight Judge, your ass gets Re-Evolution-ized!

Eagles: And Grish, since you have been such a good interviewer, you deserve a tip!

Eagles whips out a wad of money and forcefully sticks it in Grisham’s mouth. The two remaining Re-Evo members walk off away from Grisham, but the cameras followed.

Eagles: We really left our mark!

Black: Haha

They continue to walk, until they get to a door marked Re-Evolution. They both walk in.

Eagles :What the-!
The room is trashed, lockers are dented and broken, the sofa is torn and broken in half, and fragments of all sorts are littered around the floor.

Black: JUDGE! I’LL KILL YOU!

Eagles: No! Look!

Eagles points Black in the direction of some sitting on the floor in the corner of the room. The person is holding a sledgehammer. It’s Mickhail Mills.

Mills: He’s mine…….

(Cut back to announce table)

Cole: Whoa Tazz, Mickhail Mills went on a damage spree.

Tazz: I don’t think he’s done either! He has it out for Judge! I’d watch my back if I was ANYONE backstage! I’m still gonna watch my back outhere!

Cole: did you see what he did it with? A sledgehammer! The same weapon the Judge most likely used on him last night!

Tazz: We have a serious 375 backstage, mad man wielding a sledgehammer! Problem is, we have two!

Cole: How will this violence filled saga unfold tonight!?

Tazz: Very violently!

(Cut to Smackdown Recap)

[Slim Jim]

Michael Cole: Well folkes Tony Chimmel is in the ring to announce the first match of the night.

Tonny Chimmel: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a King Of The Ring Tournament Qualifier and it is scheduled for one fall.

Powerman 5000's Relax hits the PA and Slim Jim walks out wearing his "Slim Says Relax".

TC: Making his way to the ring, from London, England, weighing in at two hundred and twenty-seven pounds, the man, the myth, the legend, the "Untouchable" Slim Jim!

Slim walks down the ramp, koncking fists with the fans either side of the ramp.

Cole: Well Tazz, last week Slim Jim said he was ready to take this second oppurtunity given to him recently after becoming the US title number one contender, hes ready to be the King Of The Ring.
Tazz: I wouldn't be so sure Cole, the Chav might say he has some beef left over from that triple threat a couple of weeks ago. It was this man who cost the Chav a rematch ath the title that should be his.

Jim gets in the ring and mounts the turnbuckles pointing at the cheering fans.

"In Your Face Biaatcchhh"

The crowd boo as the usual jungle music hits the PA and the Chav walks out.

Cole: Well here comes the Chav, and he looks ready as ever - but I think that scooter might have finally cut out on him, because hes not riding it tonight.
Tazz: These two guys are very similar in height and weight and in styles, but it's obvious whos the better of the two.
Cole: We'll see about that.

TC: And his opponent, from the Sainsburys Car Park, weighing in at 200 pounds, the CHAV!

The Chav gets in the ring and the bell rings.

Tazz: Here we go Cole, the first King Of the Ring match of the night.

Slim Jim hops from side to side and the Chav tips his burberry cap. After circling each other for a bit they lock up.

Cole: And it's on.

Chav gets the advantage with a headlock and holds it place.

Tazz: Look at the skill of the Chav Cole.
Cole: He's taken Slim to the mat and Slim can't get out of that textbook headlock. He's beginning to fade already.

Slim grabs the bottom rope, and the referee makes the Chav break the hold. Chav goes to pick up Slim by the hair, but is met with some punches to the gut. Slim gets up and Irish Whips the Chav off the ropes, he comes back seemingly about to clothesline Slim, but he ducks and Chav goes off the opposite ropes. He runs back at Slim, who ducks again, and puts his arm through the Chav's legs and rolls him over into the schoolboy.

One..

Two..

Cole: And only the two count, and we just witnessed the speed of Slim Jim.
Tazz: Maybe Cole, but it was only a two count.
Cole: Maybe, but Slim now has the advantage.

Slim picks up the Chav and Irish Whips him again, this time the Chav hits a clothesline taking Slim to the mat.

Tazz: You were saying Cole?!

The Chav runs off the ropes and hits a leg drop on the Untouchable one. Chav picks Slim up and whips him back into the corner. He runs at Slim, but he get's the boot up and knocks the Chav to the floor. Slim looks around the crowd and raises his arms.

Cole: It's Slimmer time Tazz.

Slim jumps up onto the top rope and goes to hit the Slimmer, but the Chav rolls out of the way just in time.

Tazz: Ouch.
Cole: Perfect Slimmer, but nobodies home.
Tazz: Yeah, he perfectly hit the mat.

The Chav gets to his feet and starts to "stomp a mudhole" in Slim Jim. He picks him up and Irish Whips him again off the ropes, and he runs in the opposite direction. As they both meet in the middle Slim manages to get a 720 degree spin on a Slim Pickins Tornado DDT.

Cole: That came out of no where!

Slim goes for the cover.

One...

Two...

Thre...

Slim Jim looks amazed as the Chav gets the shoulder up.

Tazz: Look at the resiliance of the Chav Cole!

Slim drags the Chav to the corner and sets up for the Slimmer again.

Cole: Here we go again Tazz.
Tazz: He's probably going to miss again.

The Chav jumps up and pulls down the top rope causing Slim to fall right onto his nether regions.

Tazz: Great move by the Slimmer there!

The Chav climbs to the second rope and hooks up Slim Jim. He hits a huge Superplex off the top slamming Slim to the mat. He then picks up his burberry cap from the other side of the ring and walks back over to Slim. He puts on the cap, twists it to the side a bit and climbs back up to the top.

Tazz: Here we go.

He hits a perfect Burberry Bomb and lifts Slim's leg for the cover.

One...

Two...

Three!

The bell rings and the jungle music starts to play again. The Chav raises his own arm in victory and starts to walk back up the ramp to the boos of the fans.

TC: Here is your winner - The CHAV!

Cole: What a great match that was Tazz, and the Chav may not have another shot at the US Title, but he's through to the next round of the TWO Stars King Of The Ring!

Cut to commercials.

[DC]

(Back from the ads)

Todd Grisham has cornered Dominator and is interviewing him about tonights match with DC

TG: Dominator....after the attack last week, and the subsequent taunting by Draven Cage........what is your frame of mind for this match tonight, and have you recovered from the beating?

Dom: My frame of mind is fine.....and as for the cowardly attack last week.....yes Cage, you made me bleed, yes your slut distracted me.....but it's not the first time I've bleed, it probably won't be the last........but tonight I am going to destroy you, and advance on in the tournament to face "The Assassin".........

TG: And with Pain at ringside...do you feel she will be a factor

Dom: Pain.....(chuckles).......what an appropriate name for her.....because you know something Todd?....Every time she opens her mouth, it causes me Pain....and tonight, if she gets in my way......I will not hesitate in taking her out of the equation

TG: So you feel confident of victory tonight?

Dom: Yes I do Todd.....and I'm done talkin'........listen up Cage and listen up good.........tonight...you will be dominated.....whatcha gonna do about that .......BITCH?

(Cut to DC's locker room)

DC: Hey Pain......did you hear that bull*BEEP*....he's taking me down.....and putting you out......he is gonna be crying tonight.......I guess we didn't do enough damage last week.....

Pain: Break in half handsome........break him for me.....I'll make it up to you....if you know what I mean

DC: That chump is history....so it is written, so it will come to pass......now c'mere Sweetness

(DC and Pain go into the shower room......we cut back to Tazz and Cole)

Tazz: Looks like Cage is getting some....er.....motivation for tonight Cole

Cole: Seems that way.....and Dominator got his motivation last week after that heinous attack backstage

(footage airs of the attack)




Dominator is walking through the curtain at the top of the entrance way when......

Dominator: What the hell do you want?

Pain: I got what I want Sugar

Dominator: And what would that be

Pain: Your attention dumbass

Dominator: Wha...........CLANK.........

Draven Cage nails Dominator in the back of the head with a steel chair, dropping the hulking giant...

DC: So you're a 6'6" bad-ass.....not when you're lying on your *BEEP*ing ass your not........Pain, what will I do with this guy?

Pain: Make him bleeeeeeeeeeeed, Baby, make..him..bleed

DC: You hear that chump....you gonna see you own blood now.......

Cage takes the chair and wraps it over Dominator's skull as he lays on the floor.....before placing it over his face.......

DC: C'mere Sweets......I got an idea

Pain walks over and stands in front of DC.........and he flips her in a moonsault......Pain landing on her feet, teh stilletto heel driving the chair into Dominator's skull with a sickening crack, like a gunshot

The crowd can be heard chanting Ho-ly Sh!t, and booing

DC: Has he had enough yet?

Pain: NO! Choke him out!!!!

Draven grabs the now bloodied and barely concious Dominator and locks in the noose.....Dominator with what strength he ahs left taps on teh floor

DC: See, you're so big.....you're so tough.....you're a BITCH........blood everywhere, tapping like Roy Castle on speed..........you see Dominator......this is your future......this is your epitaph.......THIS IS YOUR END............Mother*BEEP*er

Pain: Let's go Handsome

Cage releases the hold as the medics swarm around the fallen monster.....Todd Grisham tries to interview Cage

TG: Mr Cage.......aren't you mmmph

The crowd cheer slightly as Pain kicks Todd right in the nuts

DC: That'll teach you to approach me and my beaut-eee-ful partner *BEEP*face

Cage walks off into the bowels of the building with Pain, as Dominator is still being attended to by medics

Cole: That is why this match is now more than a simple KOTR qualifier

Tazz: It's gonna be off.....da......hook......

Cole: (mimicking Tazz) A rocket-busta

Tazz: That's my li.........

Cut to DTTAH video

[Rog]

Return from DDTAH video..

The camera returns to the backstage area where Josh Matthews has intercepted The Judge entering the arena. The crowd cheer at the sight of the sledgehammer still being wielded by The Judge.

JM: Excuse me! The Judge! I have got to get your view on the situation last week involving yourself and Re-Evolution.

TJ: Situation?.....Oh yes you mean when I screwed Mikhail Mills out of the King of the Ring tournament? (The crowd cheer at this)

Ah yes, if I may recall to last week Josh you may remember me stating that this tournament served as the perfect opportunity to deal out some rough deserved overdue justice to Re-Evolution, starting with Mikhail Mills, and now tonight MDM Chris Eagles is going to see what happens when I take the law into my own hands when I eliminate him from the King Of the Ring, and Benjamin Black don’t think that I have forgotten about you.

JM: Well aren’t you worried about the possible repercussions of your actions against Re-Evolution?

TJ: Worried? Nah, Arkham had Mikhail Mills as good as beat last week I just saved the kid the bother. But if they see things differently well, it should be an interesting evening.

JM: Its just that….we have already heard from Mills and Eagles and they are pretty angry.

TJ: They are angry are they? They are mad? Did they have a temper tantrum because they weren’t able to cheat their way out of the situation? Well good let them be angry, because I am motivated, I will find Eagles guilty, his sentence will be elimination, and that ruling is final!

(The Judge slams the sledgehammer on a nearby table, smiles at the camera and walks out of shot)

Cut to KOTR ad

[Evil Gringo]

Back from the King Of The Ring advertisment...

Evil Gringo, the TWOStars champ is sitting in the plush dressing room of the Future... Trash walks in with Holt and Gringo gives them a nod to sit down...

EG: Hey essa's, look I know last week we weren't on the best of terms homes... But I wanna say something to you, to help put it all in the past...

Holt grunts something and Gringo raises an eyebrow...

Trash: Holt says he's waiting for it...

EG: How do you do that essa? All he does is grunt and you understand?

Holt grunts again abit louder...

Trash: Holt says hurry up he has a match to get ready for... homes.

EG: Well I just wanted to tell you homes that I forgive you for last week... (Holt raises an eyebrow...), I know what its been like round here you know homes... All the tension, all the looking over your shoulder so I know you didn't mean it essa...

Holt stands up as does Gringo and the two stand eye to eye as Trash tries to get between his two commrades...

EG: And remember essa, next time you might not get in a lucky shot... You might just find out why I am the number one star in the business today... But lets forget that essa huh?

Holt steps abit closer, his eyes narrowing... He raises his hand and Gringo looks at it, his eyes unmoving....

EG: Think carefully essa...

Holt pulls it back slightly, Gringo's eyes beginning to squint a little in dread of the blow that Holt is prehaps about to inflict... Before Holt picks up Gringo in a big hug...

EG: Arrggghhh your crushing me you big chico, Trash get this loco hombre off of me!

Holt drops him to the floor where Gringo lies panting for air... Holt grunts something once more...

Trash: Holt says lets not fall out again, if he hurts you when he's being friendly, he hates to see what will happen when he is angry...

Trash and Holt leave the room, leaving Gringo on one knee getting his breathe back still...

EG: We'll see essa, we'll see...

[Ravenmark]

Cut to backstage area.

A close up of a green torso is shown walking purposefully…

TAZZ: It’s The Incredible Holt!
COLE: He looks read……wait a minute Tazz!

The camera pans out to reveal…………..RETROMARK!

COLE: It’s Retromark!
TAZZ: Who the hell is this clown supposed to be this week?!

Retromark bumps into Steve Romero backstage and growls at him angrily after snatching the interviewer’s microphone.

RM: Get out of my way Romeromark, before I get angry - and you won’t like it when I get angry!

The crowd pops!

RM turns to face the camera.

RM: You know, I’ve spent a lot of time pondering of the mark I should become to face The Incredible Holt tonight and then it hit me - I’m not the only gimmick stealing b*stard in TWO Stars! So tonight, when The Incredible Holt and THE INCREDIBLE HULKMARK come face to face it will be the immo….umpgf!

TIH suddenly runs into picture flattening RM with a big time clothesline!

COLE: What’s this?!
TAZZ: Holt’s still angry at Retromark from last week!

Holt picks up a chair and nails Retromark with it hard in the face!

COLE: What a chair shot!
TAZZ: RM is bleeding like a stuck pig!

Close up on Retromark’s face, which is bleeding a gusher.

Holt scoops up Retromark up on to his shoulder and begins walking whilst carrying RM.

COLE: What’s TIH got planned now?
TAZZ: Carnage, no doubt!

The camera hurriedly follows Holt through the backstage area and in to the parking lot.

COLE: The parking lot now?

Holt suddenly breaks into a run….

COLE: DAVEY BOY POWERSLAM ON A CAR BONNET!
TAZZ: How is Retromark going to able to wrestle later tonight?!

Three referees run into view and try to restrain Holt, but he disposes of them easily!

COLE: Is there anyone who can stop The Incredible Holt?!

Holt clambers onto the car bonnet and positions RM for a power bomb….

COLE: Looks like Holt wants to power bomb Retromark on that car bonnet! Remember when he power bombed Eddie Daniels through the roof of The Future’s caravan?!
TAZZ: Who?!
COLE: POWERBOMB THROUGH THE CAR WINDSHIELD!

Crowd starts chanting ‘Holy Sh*t!’

TAZZ: I agree with the fans here Cole!
COLE: Look at Holt!

Holt looks down at the carnage he just created, grins to himself and then hops off the car bonnet and comes face to face with….

TAZZ: It’s Darkstar!
COLE: The Two Stars owner! He doesn’t look happy Tazz!

DS: What have I told you about sh*t like this Holt?!

Holt just stares at Darkstar.

DS: Well it doesn’t look like Retromark will be able to wrestle tonight - and you had a King of The Ring Qualifying match!

Holt just nods.

DS: I can’t stand for this! I’m going to have to take some action!

The Crowd pops!

DS: And since it was you who took Retromark out……….You can have a bye into the next round of the tournament!

The crowd boos heavily.

DS: Now come on - let’s get some chips and drinks!

Holt grins as he and Darkstar walk off.

COLE: TIH gets a bye into the next round of the tournament! What a joke!
TAZZ: It’s no joke Cole - He took Retromark out and now he advances!

Camera pans to the bloody Retromark doubled up in place of the broken car windshield…

COLE: Oh my, I think we need to get some EMT’s back there!

Fade to black.

[TGO]

Back from DTTAH video

Cole - Welcome back folks

Tazz - Its now time for the next KOTR match up

Cole - Lets go straight to ringside

Chimmel - This following match is a KOTR match, Making his way to the ring first,
Weighting in at 275lbs, From Atlanta, Georgia,
Here is The JUDGE

The crowd cheers as Haunted, by Evanescence hits the PA, the crowd cheer as The Judge appears at the entrance ramp, powerwalks towards the ring slides under the ropes, throws off his leather trench coat out the ring and waits for Eagles

Cole - The Judge looks ready to lay down the law Tazz

Tazz - Yeah he does Cole, But don’t write Eagles out just yet

Cole - But Tazz, I have just heard Mills is Banned from ringside

Chimmel - And his opponent, Coming to the ring with Benjamin Black
From New York City, Weighting in at 268lbs,
Here is “The Million Dollar Man” Chris Eagles

The crowd boo and jeer as Gets This Money By R.Kelly and Jay-Z
The lights go on and pyro shots off as MDM strut out onto the stage. MDM is taunting the crowd. Benjamin Black menacingly walks in the middle behind both men. As they make their way to the ring MDM run and slide in while Black ascends the stairs. MDM go to the turnbuckle and taunt the crowd who start booing again

Tazz - Can you heard the crowd booing The Judge Cole

Cole - I think your find its Re-Evolution they are booing

Tazz - No Cole, The fans love Re-Evolution

Cole - Anyway the match is about to start

Eagles and The Judge circle the ring as the ref calls for the bell

“Ding”

Eagles and the Judge goes for the lock up, But Eagles knees Judge in the ribs sending him down to the floor

Tazz - Lovely move by Eagles there

Cole - Where? He only kneed him Tazz

With The Judge down Eagles starts taunting the crowd

Crowd - Boooooooo, YOU SUCK

Eagles just laughs at the crowd, Before picking Judge up, And hit’s him with a closed fist

Crowd Boo as Eagles breaks the rules

Cole - Look at that cheater

Tazz - He’s not cheating Cole, He’s just bending the rules

Cole - Same thing

With The Judge down Eagles drop’s the elbow, And just starts punching him in the face
As the ref starts his 5 count

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Eagles gets off before the 5 count and taunts the crowd again

Crowd - Booooooooooo, A$$hole

Tazz - God Cole, This crowd are very rude tonight

Cole - Just telling Eagles what they think of him

Eagles pick’s The Judge up setting him up for a superplex, But The Judge reverse’s in to a suplex of his own

Cole - Eagles went down hard there Tazz

Tazz - So he should Cole, That’s is what you call a text book suplex

With The Judge in control the fans start cheering

The Judge lock’s Eagles in a side head lock, As Benjamin look’s on

Cole - I’m surprised Mills hasn’t tried coming down yet

Tazz - Eagles don’t need him

Cole - But The Judge is in control Tazz

Eagles is trying to get out of the hold, But The Judge keep’s it locked on,
Eagles manages to turn his body a bit and is now on his knees

The Judge can be heard shout at Eagles to give up, But Eagles now standing delivers a couple of elbow, Making him release the hold, As Eagles is trying to shake the cobweb out Judge goes for a DDT, But Eagles holds on to the rope

Cole - Clever move by the No1 Contender there Tazz

Tazz - We finally agree on something

Cole - Don’t start again Tazz

Eagles now in control starts hitting The Judge with clubbing blows to the head, Judge is trying to cover up but Eagles is landing most of them

Cole - Hard clubbing blow by Eagles

Tazz - I think Eagles is trying to hurt The Judge Cole

Eagles starts taunting the crowd by pulling some bank notes out of his tights and hanging them out but pulling them away and laughing

Cole - Why? Does he have to show off for Tazz

Tazz - *** he come Cole

As The Judge gets to his feet Eagles meets him with a stiff chop to the chest, The Judge drops to his knee in pain

Tazz - Ooooohhh, That’s got to hurt Cole

Eagles continues to go to work on The judge picking him up and knocking him back down, before hitting a snap suplex

Eagles picks The Judge up and throws him to the out side

Tazz - Eagles taking the match outside of the ring now Cole

Cole - Watch out for Benjamin on the outside

Tazz - What? Cole, Benny boy isn’t doing anything

Cole - YET !!!

Eagles continues to work on The Judge on the outside before picking him up and dropping him face first in to the steel steps

Cole - RING THE BELL REF

Tazz - Why? Cole

Cole - *** he just smashed his face into the steps

Tazz - Just let the ref do his job Cole, And you can TRY and do yours

Eagles starts stomping on The Judge’s chest just as he was about to get up, Eagles now picks him up and whips him to the ring post making a LOUD thud as his head hit’s the steel of the post and he falls to the floor

Tazz - God Cole, Did you see that ?

Cole - Yeah he went down like he had be shot

Tazz - No Cole he just hit his head

Cole - Eagles throw him at it, And look at that The Judge has been busted up

Tazz - Yeah your right Cole, The blood is flowing

As a bloody Judge try’s to pull him self up Eagles rolls back in the ring to break the refs count

Cole - And you said Benjamin wont get involved he’s been distracting the ref so Eagles could do all that

Tazz - No, If the ref though Benjamin was doing anything he shouldn’t have been, He would have kicked him out of here

Eagles rolls back outside and picks the Judge up and pushes him back in the ring, And taunts the crowd before entering himself

Tazz - Now The Million Dollar Man knows this ones in the bag Cole

Cole - He’s just a cocky little …….

Tazz - Now now Cole, Children watch this show you know

Eagles goes for the cover

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Cole - The Judge is still init

Tazz - Only just though Cole

Cole - Eagles don’t look happy about that Tazz

Eagles picks The Judge up and throws him in to the corner, And hit’s a cloth line in the corner, Sending him to his backside

Cole - Eagles has broken every rule in the book tonight Tazz

Tazz - Its called bending them Cole

The crowd start to boo and jeer as Eagles starts kicking The Judge in the face before dropping to his knees and choking him

The ref starts his 5 count trying to make MDM release the hold

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Eagles releases the choke just before the count of 5

Tazz - See Cole just Bending the rules

Eagles now pulls out his money again and sticks it in The Judges mouth and starts choking him again as the crowd boo and the ref starts counting again

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Eagles again releases the hold, And goes over to the other corner waiting for the Judge

Cole - I think Eagles is setting him up for it Tazz

Tazz - I think your right Cole

As a blooded Judge finally makes it to his feet Eagles goes for the FINAL PAYMENT, But The Judge moves out the way, And hit’s a cloth line sending Eagles to the floor as the Crowd go wild

Cole - The Judge is getting his second wind Tazz

Tazz - It wont last Cole

The Judge nails Eagles with a couple more cloth lines and a couple of body slams, Benjamin jumps up on the apron, But the Judge nails him with a right hand

Cole - the Judge is in control now Tazz

Tazz - He’s doing well just to be moving after the beating eagles has given him

The Judge throws Eagles in to the corner and mounts him as the crowd starts cheering him and as he starts punching Eagles and crowd join in and count

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The Judge jumps down, The blood still running down his face, The Judge kicks Eagles in the mid-section, And sets him up for GUILTY AS CHARGED, And hits it Eagles down The Judge covers him

The ref starts to count

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Cole - Eagles just gets the shoulder up

Tazz - Eagles was just taking a breather Cole

The Judge cant believe his luck as the crowd boo Eagles as his gets up, The Judge goes back after Eagles, but get a thumb to the eyes

Cole - Now you tell e that’s not cheating Tazz

Tazz - That’s not cheating Cole

Eagles picks The Judge up and hit’s The DOWN PAYMENT

Cole - Its over now Tazz

Tazz - Yep, I told you so

The ref starts to count

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Cole - I don’t believe it he got his foot on the rope

Tazz - I have to give it to him, The Judge is a tough Bloke

Eagles is shock as the crowd cheers for The Judge

The Judge makes it to his feet but falls into the corner, Eagles goes after him with a clothesline but misses, And the crowd cheers, As The judge starts chopping away at Eagles chest

Cole - The crowd are loving this Tazz

Tazz - Now look The Judge is mounting Eagles again

The Judge starts punching Eagles As the crowd start counting

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Benjamin Black jumps up on the apron again distracting the ref, With the ref distracted Eagles hit’s a low blow and climes to the top rope, Then hit’s the MONEY SHOT

Cole - Benjamin had the ref distracted so Eagles could hit that low blow

Tazz - But it’s the money shot that’s going to win it

Ref starts to count

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Cole - Kick out


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The ref rings the bell

Chimmel - And the winner of this match “The Million Dollar Man” Chris Eaglessssss

Cole - So Eagles gets the win and moves on in the “King Of The Ring”

Tazz - Yeah Cole, Hard fought match both men gave it all they had, but it was Eagles who was victories

Cole - And lets hope The Judge is ok, Because he has lost a lot of blood here tonight

Tazz - Yeah, He took a licking, But kept on ticking

Cole - We will be back after this quick commercial

Camera fades to commercial

[DC]

(Back from commercials)

Tazz: That last match was off tha hook Cole.....and we ain't done yet

Cole: That's right '*** up next we have......(cuts to on-screen graphic)......"The Hangman" Draven Cage taking on The Dominator in another KOTR qualifier....

Tazz: But this one has become more than a simple match Cole, the KOTR may be secondary to the bragging rights in this one........

Cannibis - 2nd Round Knockout blares through the arena as Dominator makes his way down the aisle, crowd cheering wildly, but some smattering of boos

Tazz:.........and here comes the big man Cole

Tony Chimmel: Coming down the aisle......from Deeeetroit, Michigan....weighing in at two-hun........


Draven Cage rushes out and jumps Dominator in the aisle, knocking Dominator with a shot to the back of the head with the leather wristbands he used to bust Darkstar open last week.........

Tazz: Cage not waiting fr this one to start Cole

Cole: That would be par for the course for this guy

Cage drives Dominator into the guardrail at ringside as the crowd cheer the carnage.........then bangs his head on the ringside steps......as Pain makes her way down to ringside to watch the carnage.......(Crowd go nuts at the scantily clad vixen)..........Dominator thrown into the ring under the bottom rope.....

Tazz: I guess the match is under way now Cole

Cole: The ref hasn't rung the bell yet Tazz

Cage grabs a mic......

Cage: Look at this chump Pain..........(To timekeeper).......RING THE *BEEP*ING BELL

The bell rings and Cage picks up Dominator and whips him into the buckles, hitting the corner hard....the buckles seem to be holding Dominator up........

Cole: Cage is setting him up Tazz

Cage charges Dominator and crushes him with an avalanche in the corner and turns around gives Pain a kiss through the middle rope........But Dominator has come out the corner, the avalanche having no effect

Tazz: It had no effect Cole

Cole: Looks like Dominator absorbed that beating and was playing possum

Cage doesn't know Dominator is behind him as the big stalks him down.....and Cage turns into a double choke lift, as Dominator drives him into the corner, the ring moving from the impact.......he whips Cage into the ropes and catches him with a side-walk slam........

Tazz: First cover of the match Cole

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Cole: It doesn't get much closer than that Tazz

Tazz: Cage is in trouble Cole

Draven is in pain on the floor, while his love interest is busy trying to will him on at ringside........Dominator picks him up again and nails him with a short arm clothesline, knocking Cage down hard..........he picks him up again and throws a big right arm...........but Cage ducks under and attempts to lock in the noose.....but Dominator is too strong and throws DC over his shoulder to the floor.........

Tazz: The big man is way to fresh to try that Cole

Cole: You know he's gonna try for it again...if he can get on his feet

Dominator puts DC in a chinlock as we cut to commercial

(Back from commercial)

Draven Cage is now in control of the match

Cole: The match switched during the break

Tazz: Yep, Pain causing the momentum shift Cole

(Split screen shows what happened during the break)

Cage struggles up from the chinlock only to be brought back down to the mat by Dominator's power....this happens three times....

Pain leaps onto the apron which distracts the referee.........and gives DC the opportunity to land a low blow, and counter the manouver




Cole: And that's how we get to this Tazz

Tazz: He couldn't escape fairly, but who wouldn't be distracted with that hottie at ringside?

Cage whips Dominator into the ropes and lands a big clothesline.....Dominator staggers, Cage repeats the manouver, Dominator again stays vertical.......Cage off the ropes again....

Tazz: Airdrie boot Cole

Cole: But he's still on his feet

Cage looks at Pain, frustrated at his inability to knock the bigger man down, he then runs off the ropes....right into the 2nd best spinebuster in the business......Dominator shrugs off the blowsand shakes his head a bit

Tazz: He's getting rid of the cobwebs Cole

Cole: I think DC has more than cobwebs at the moment partner

Dominator isn't done.......he picks up DC and places him on his shoulders......before driving him down with a DVD...........

Crowd shout along

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Tazz: That was close Cole

Cole: As the great Bobby Heenan used to say Tazz, "Close only counts in horseshoes and hand-grenades"

Tazz: Bobby Heenan...he cracked me up when I was growing up in Brooklyn

Dominator looks to the crowd and gives the crowd the signal...this match is over........and locks Cage in a front-face lock.....

Cole: He could be going for his version of 3D

Tazz: The Dominator Death Drop

Dominator picks up Cage and holds him in position, before dropping DC down in a cutter.........Crowd on their feet as Cage lands.........

Tazz: This is over

Cole: Cover......where's the ref?

The ref is over trying to get Pain off the apron, but he sure is taking his time about it

Tazz: Dominator could have had a ten count by now

Dominator gets off Cage and grabs the ref, telling him to count

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Tazz: Oh my God Cole.......I don't believe that

Cole: Neither does the big man Tazz

Dominator looks at the ref in disbelief, before picking up Cage and going for it again......picking up DC and holding him in the delayed suplex position...but Pain grabs DC's legs and pulls him over the top rope, and takes him to the ringside floor.......the ref counts........1.....2......3......4.......5

Tazz: He just handed him something Cole

Cole: I didn't see that

.........7.......8.......9....Dominator goes out and throws DC back into the ring.......and stares at Pain......before throwing her over the ringside barrier, out of harms way........Cage is fumbling with something.....but Dominator kicks his hands and white powder is thrown into his eyes.....he can't see anything.......especially Dominator who sneaks up behind him and lands a wicked German suplex............cover....

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2nd Round Knockout rings out throughout the arena as Dominator goes over to the far side and salutes the fans

Tazz: I guess he was to strong for DC in the end Cole

Cole: No wait Tazz.....the ref is signalling to the timekeeper and Dominator

A replay shows of the 'win'

Tazz: His foot was on the rope Cole...this match is continuing

Dominator is pissed now and pickes up Cage and nails a powerbomb...but doesn't cover his opponent....instead he points to the buckles and ascends them

Cole: He's going up

Tazz: He should've just covered him Cole, this a mistake

Dominator goes up to the top rope to land something.....but DC has the ref distracted.......as Pain nails Dominator in the back of the head with her stilletto boot, and the big man drops down, crotching himself on the bottom rope, and then falling to the mat

Cole: Cage better treat that woman tonight Tazz, she's saved him on three separate occassions tonight

Tazz: That's what she's there for Cole....to help her man

Cage struggles to his feet and goes over to Dominator and ascends the ropes himself and nails a Vader Bomb.......

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Tazz: The ropes were good to him tonight Cole

Drowning Pool - Tear Away plays through the arena as the crowd (well most of them) boo DC

Cole: I guess so.....he had to cheat to win...but he's through to the next round....and a date with Dante

Tazz: And there is some unfinished business between them two as well

Cage is in the middle of ring...on his ass...completely spent, as Dominator is argueing with the ref..........he then runs at Cage......who is pulled under the bottom rope by Pain....who helps DC up the ramp...as Dominator is still pleading with the ref about the decision

Tazz: I guess Dominator does have a point.....but he lost, get over it

Cole: It's not that he lost, it's how he lost

replay is shown again

Cole: You can clearly see he has both feet on the top rope Tazz

Tazz: Doesn't matter who sees it, if the ref doesn't then it don't make a blind bit o' difference

Cage and Pain make their way through the curtain as we cut to a ONS promo

[Fletch]

We cut backstage to a small backstage room. Its dark, we see some steel mesh in the dim red light. Dammage steps into the light so that half is face is just visible under the light

Dammage: Shadows cross the wall, and all is calm and still. Moonlight passes, Sundance fades, Monsters come out to kill. The darkness falls and the madness begins, night becomes when their day begins, they scratch and crawl and dig and trawl and the blood will boil within. Where they lurk by day, no one knows, but one thing is qute sure, they feed on the weak and weed them out to only leave the pure. Destruction, annihilation, obliteration and elimination, all will come to pass, soon enough as sure as they go to mass, the Dammage Plan will pass.

Violence, a word, rather an an adjective. Last week Violence tried to detroy something it could not. The World of Violence was shattered, and from the challenge, he was taken out. Elimination. The blood did flow and the Violence rained, but he who proclaims to be just that, was the lamb to the slaughter as he fell victim to one whom cannot be stopped. Unstoppable. If Violence cannot stop the destiny of the Unstoppable one, then what can?

A master plan is in the air and all will soon come to realise, that when blood is spilt, it is never forgotten, and never forgiven. Those who spilt the blood of others shall redempt. Those who tried to end the Unstoppable One, shall someday soon pay. But yet there is another ultimate goal. One which consumes The Dammage Plan as much as the darkness and anger does. One with a golden ending, one of greed, of hunger and survival. The tournament weeds out the weak, Dammage is the pure. At the end of the tunnel there is light, and the light leads to what is rightfully that of the Unstoppable One...The Championship

Redemption begins tonight, greed has already begun. And destiny shall reveal itself to be in favour of those whom lurk the shadows. Rest assured when night picks up momentum, the plan fully set on course, He WILL Stand above all others, standing one man above all others

It begins tonight.

Cut to Commercials

[The B-Man]

Back from commercials and we cut straight to the announce table

MC: Well Tazz we have had some interesting matches here tonight and later on we have what should be another good one when we see a gauntlet match for the Main Event.

Tazz: No doubt about Cole and with the One Night Stand Pay Per View coming up each competitor is trying to show the Extreme Revolution guys what they are made off.

MC: You got that right, Tazz.

“Ride the Lightning” hits the speakers to an Extremely LOUD amount of booing from the crowd.

MC: What the Hell?

Tazz: That is the Extreme Revolution Intercontinental Champions music, Cole.

MC: I know but what does he want here.

Tazz: I don’t know Michael, but it can’t be good news. Last time he was on TWO he sent two of our wrestlers to the hospital.

MC: That he did Tazz. He certainly is a mean piece of work.

Gower gets to the bottom of the rampway where he bounces up onto the ring apron and a LOUD pyro shoots off from the entranceway before he steps through the top and middle ropes into the ring. The Extreme Revolution Intercontinental Champion moves across the ring where Tony Chimmel passes him a microphone through the ropes as “Ride the Lightning” fades out.

MC: Well I guess he has something to say, perhaps regarding his upcoming match at One Night Stand with WelshScouser.

Tazz: You could be right Michael.

Gower lifts the mic up to his move but is interrupted by a “You Suck” chant being projected by the crowd.

Tazz: It doesn’t look like this crowd want to here what he has to say though, Cole.

MC: You’re right Tazz this crowd are 100% TWO and want nothing to do with Extreme Revolution Entertainment.

BG: If you TWO morons would give a real wrestler a moment to talk you might actually learn something.

The previous comment by Gower causes the crowd noise to increase with more booing.

MC: Is he trying to say that the guys here at TWO can’t wrestle?

Tazz: I think that’s exactly what he is trying to say.

BG: Now what I am here for is quite simple. The last time that I was here in a TWO ring I not only defeated two guys but I destroyed them.

The crowd booing yet again grows LOUDER.

MC: Has much as I hate to admit it Tazz, but he is right.

Tazz: No Doubt about Cole. This man is a sheer monster.

BG: Yes you can boo all you want but the fact of the matter is it is true and I once again prove to the wrestling world that I am The Future of the Business.

The crowd once again boo at the words being portrayed by the Extreme Revolution Intercontinental Champion.

BG: So having seen what I am capable off the mere 140 pound of Swansea crap known as WelshScouser must be quivering in his boots.

MC: I doubt that very much, WelshScouser fears no-one.

BG: I mean really I defeat two guys, and for you idiots out there that is the number after one. I defeat two guys and they stick me inside a steal cage with someone that is 140 ponds. 140 pounds, really the have to be joking.

The crowd break into a WelshScouser chant.

BG: Chant his name but the fact of the matter is this, when I step into the ring with WelshScouser at One Night Stand he will be nothing but mince meat and if anyone is man enough to step out from the back to take me on so I can show WelshScouser more of what Gower can do inside the squared circle, then by all means be my guest.

MC: Gower has just issued an open challenge to any TWO wrestler brave enough to step out from behind the curtain and face him in a match right here an now.

Tazz: Is anyone brave enough after what transpired last time?

MC: I don’t know Tazz. I guess will find out in a moment.

BG: Come on, there is to be some punk out there that wants to try and make a name for themselves.

Around half a minute passes as Gower stands in the ring waiting for someone to step through the curtain. The Master of Pain decides that he has waiting long enough and raises the mic back up to his mouth to speak.

BG: I guess everybody in the TWO locker room is just a bunch of yellow *******s.

Gower throws away the mic and begins to leave the ring as Gower is stepping through the ropes Real Wild Child (Wild One) hits the speakers to a loudish pop from the crowd.

MC: It’s Keith Jaxx, Tazz. He was set to appear this week and what a way to do it, by steeping up to a challenge set by Gower.

Tazz: He is either brave or stupid and for now I am sticking with Stupid.

Keith Jaxx sprints down the rampway and slides quickly into the ring moving past Gower. A referee slides into the ring seconds after Keith Jaxx and quickly calls for the bell.

DING DING DING.

“Real Wild Child (Wild One)” fades out as Jaxx gets up to his feet and hits Gower with a spinning roundhouse kick, which sends the ERE Intercontinental Champion over the top rope and out to the floor.

The crowd pop as Gower is sent to the outside by Keith Jaxx.

MC: What a kick by ‘Wild Boy’ Keith Jaxx.

Tazz: No doubt about Cole and I bet that took Gower by surprise much to the delight of the crowd.

Gower gets back up to his feet on the outside of the ring as Jaxx takes comes flying over the top rope with a corkscrew suicide dive taking Gower back down to the ground on the outside.

The crowd begin to clap in appreciation of the move just performed by ‘Wild Boy’.

MC: What a move by Keith Jaxx.

Tazz: It sure was, Cole and this crowd showing how much the enjoyed it.

Jaxx gets back up to hiss feet and grabs a hold of Gower dragging him back up to his feet and rolling him up into the ring.

Keith heads up to the top rope situated to the near left hand side of the screen as the ERE man begins to get back up to his feet.

MC: Jaxx looking to go high risk here.

Gower gets back to his feet and turns around to the corner Jaxx is perched up on. Having turned around Gower is on the receiving end of a beautifully executed missile drop-kick by ‘Wild Boy’ Keith Jaxx.

Tazz: And the high-risk move pays off for the newcomer.

Jaxx gets back up to his feet where he helps Gower back up to his and looks to Irish Whip him toward the right hand side ropes only for Gower to reverse the Irish Whip and it is Jaxx who is sent toward the ropes.

MC: Gower using his strength to reverse the Irish Whip attempt by the ‘Wild Boy’

Jaxx comes back off the ropes and ducks underneath the clothesline attempt by Gower before continuing his momentum toward the left hand side ropes and bouncing up onto the second rope and springboarding backward, connecting with an elbow to the face of ‘The Future’.

MC: Yet another impressive move by Keith Jaxx.

Tazz: It looks like this newcomer is full of tricks, Cole.

MC: It seems that way, Tazz has he goes for the Lateral Press.

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Th…., Gower powers out of the pin-fall attempt by throwing Gower off of him causing Jaxx to land beside him.

MC: What a display off power by the ERE monster.

Tazz: Monster is exactly right, Cole.

Both men get back up to their feet where Gower grabs the right hand of Jaxx and sends him toward the near ropes. ‘Wild Boy’ stops his momentum by grabbing on to the top ropes, which causes Gower to then run toward him only to be placed dangling on the middle rope via the use of a drop toe hold by Keith Jaxx.

MC: Jaxx using his speed to outwit the Extreme Revolution Intercontinental Champion, Tazz.

Tazz: Indeed he is, Cole. This young man certainly proving impressive, but I can’t help feeling that if Gower gets a hold of him he is going to mess him up in a bad way.

MC: For Jaxx’s sake I hope you’re wrong.

Jaxx grabs onto the top rope before jumping over leg first across the back of Gower’s head, which causes the ERE man to fall to the outside.

The crowd clap once again in appreciation for Jaxx’s move.

MC: Now I see why he calls himself ‘Wild Boy’.

Tazz: He certainly is that, Cole.

MC: Sorry folks but we have to cut away from the action as we need to take a commercial break, be sure to stay tuned is this great action continues.

TWO Xtreme fades to commercials.

Two Xtreme returns from the commercial break as we see Gower with an arm-bar locked in on Keith Jaxx.

MC: Welcome back to the action folks and as you can see Jaxx is no longer in control of the match.

Tazz: Yes, Cole, Jaxx was caught out as he went for a high-risk manoeuvre.

MC: Yes, let’s take a look at how Gower gained control of the match.

The screen splits in two with the action remaining in the bottom right hand corner of the screen.

On the left hand side of the screen we see a replay of Gower Irish whipping Jaxx toward the right hand side ropes. Jaxx bounced off the ropes and came back off of them as he looked for a crossbody only to be caught by Gower and power-slammed hard into the canvas.

MC: Aww man as I look at that powerslam again I really just how vicious it really was.

Tazz: No doubt about, Cole. I guess that is why they call it Gower Power.

The screen cuts back to normal viewing as the crowd begin to get right behind Jaxx by clapping.

Jaxx begins to gain momentum and finally manages to get up to a vertical base where he uses his free arm to drive an elbow into the gut of Gower.

MC: Jaxx with the elbow to Gower.

Jaxx hits Gower with a second and third elbow, which forces him to break the hold. ‘Wild Boy’ runs toward the ropes to the left hand side of the ring before bouncing back off them straight into a hard hitting clothesline by the ERE Intercontinental Champion, which sends him spinning.

MC: Man what a clothesline by Gower.

Tazz: Straight from the firey gates of hell, Cole.

MC: I think that may have taken Jaxx’s head off of his shoulders.

Gower goes to the canvas where he rolls Jaxx over on to his back before hooking the leg for the cover.

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Thr…., Jaxx gets his shoulder up of the canvas to break the fall.

MC: Near fall by Gower after that hellacious clothesline.

Tazz: That may not have been the wisest thing for Jaxx to do, Cole.

MC: What kick out?

Tazz: Yes kick out. It may off been better to live and fight another day.

MC: Judging from this match so far I don’t believe Jaxx is the kind of guy who will just back away from a fight.

Gower grabs Jaxx by the hair, pulling him back up to a vertical base before taking him into a front face lock.

Tazz: Gower with the front face lock applied on this T.W.O. newcomer.

‘The Future of the Business’ grabs a hold of Keith and lifts him into the air and brings him crashing back down into the canvas with a text book vertical suplex. Having kept a lock on the grip of Jaxx, Gower brings him back up to a vertical base where he snaps off a second vertical suplex.

MC: Gower popping off two vertical suplexes.

Tazz: Well whether you like him or you don’t that is some great technical ability being displayed right there.

Gower brings Jaxx back up to his feet for a second time before switching his grip around to the side where he pops of a back suplex. Having hit Jaxx with the third suplex in a row he then looks to cover the TWO newcomer.

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Thr…, MC: No, Jaxx manages to get the shoulder up off the canvas and Gower still has work to do if he wants to put the ‘Wild Boy’ away.

‘The Future’ brings Jaxx back up to his feet and Irish Whips him toward the ropes – Coming back off the ropes ‘Wild Boy’ slides underneath the legs of Gower before quickly getting back to his feet. Gower turns around and walks straight into a spinning knife hand chop compliments of the TWO newcomer.

MC: What a move by Jaxx.

Tazz: Jesus it was only a knife-edge chop with a fancy little spin.

MC: Still looked good though.

Jaxx looks to follow up the spinning knife hand chop with a snap kick only for Gower to grab his foot, looking to throw it away from him only for Jaxx to spin around and hit Gower with his other foot.

MC: Wow, Jaxx That Out.

Tazz: What a crap name for a move.

MC: Jaxx that out.

Tazz: Crap that out.

MC: Jaxx that out.

Tazz: SNAP OUT OF IT COLE!!!

Jaxx moves across the ring and looks to cover the ERE Intercontinental Champion.

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Th…., Gower once again powers out of the pin-fall attempt before both men quickly get back up to their feet.

Tazz: It’s going to take a whole bunch more tricks to beat Gower, Cole.

MC: He certainly is one tough customer.

Jaxx again look to pull off the snap kick only for Gower to once again grab his foot this time grabbing his other foot and taking him down to the canvas where he attempts to lock in the Torture Dispenser.

MC: Gower going for the Torture Dispenser, Tazz.
Tazz: I hate to say it Cole but if Gower locks in this move the match is only going in one direction, OVER.

Jaxx wriggles is feet and eventually manages to get away from Gower before rolling out off the ring.

Tazz: Has Jaxx had enough?

MC: I am not sure, Tazz.

Gower makes his way to the outside of the ring where he grabs a hold of Jazz and whips him shoulder first into the steal steps, which causes them to separate on impact.

MC: Aww man that’s certainly not going to tickle.

Tazz: Well duh.

‘The Future’ moves over and pulls Jaxx back up to his feet where he lifts him up and drops him down face first across the guard rail.

MC: Man, Jaxx could of just lost a tooth, Tazz.

Tazz: I doubt that very much, Cole.

MC: I did say could.

Tazz: I did say I doubted, just a slight difference in opinion Michael, no need to take a hard on.

Gower grabs Jaxx and rolls him back up into the ring, as Gower goes to get back into the ring he is pulled back by ….

MC: It’s WelshScouser.

This causes a loud pop from the crowd as WelshScouser hits Gower across the head with a steal chair as the referee has his attention focused on Keith Jaxx.

MC: Man what a shot.

Tazz: Well that’s just not right. Gower may have no business being here but neither does WelshScouser.

MC: He is a TWO guy of course he has the right.

Tazz: You know what I meant, Cole.

50-50 rolls Gower back up into the ring before making a quick exit as Jaxx begins to get back to his feet to some cheering from the crowd. Jaxx shakes off the cobwebs before looking over at Gower and then heading up to the top rope.

MC: What has Jaxx got in mind.

Tazz: How should I know, it is the first time we have seen this guy wrestle.

Jaxx takes another look at Gower before doing a 270 spin off of the top rope and landing leg first on top of Gower to a loud pop from the crowd.

MC: Harlom Hangover by Jaxx.

Tazz: Do some research, Cole, he calls it the Jaxx 3000.

MC: How did you know that?

Tazz: It’s called research.

Jaxx hooks the leg of Gower as he goes for the pin:

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The bell rings to a loud pop from the crowd as Jaxx bounces up to his feet and prances about the ring.

TC: Here is your winner, Keith Jaxx.

Real Wild Child (Wild One) hits the speakers as Jaxx leaves the ring leaving and Anger Gower looking on as TWO Xtreme fades to a …..

[Arkham]

View of the medical room, Retromark is laying on on the table as the EMTs are checking him over, the crowd cheers at seeing him still painted up as Hulkmark

Arkham walks in through the door to a quieter cheer

Arkham: Hulkmark, you must have been asked to come and deal with Holt by Mafiamark

RM: Erm, yes, he asked me

Arkham: Im sorry to hear that your match was called off

RM: Well, it happens

Arkham: So I will see you in the Gauntlet?

RM: Ive been beaten up already tonight, I dont think I need to be beaten again

Arkham: But youre Hulkmark, you cant be beaten that easily, youre a SUPERHERO

Arkham gets all excited

Arkham: Ive read about you in the comics, youre tough and strong

RM: Look, Im not H

Arkham interrupts Retromark

Arkham: I read your adventures, youre big and tough

RM: Will you listen to me?

Arkham: Youve never been beaten, so you HAVE to take part

RM: I cant ta

Arkham interrupts again

Arkham: Yes, you take part, it will be great to see you beat up all those people

The look on Arkhams face is that of pure excitement

Arkham: Seeing Hulkmark in action is like a dream come true

Arkham begins to pace around the room like a child in a candy store

Arkham: And when you beat everybody and win, I can come and celebrate with you, yes?

Retromark looks at his strange companion

RM: You want me to take part in the Gauntlet?

Arkham: You have to, you MUST

RM: OK, Ill take part, but only because you want me to

Arkham jumps up and down like an excited little boy

Arkham: You will? YAY! I will see you out there

Arkham gets a huge grin on his face and runs out of the office, as hes leaving he is heard yelling

Arkham: ITS CLOBBERING TIME, wait, no, thats wrong, I know, HULK SMASH

The camera focusses on Retromark

RM: Why do I get myself into these things?

[Keith Jaxx]

We cut to another area backstage where we see Keith Jaxx walking down a corridor giving high fives to the workers and slapping each of their backsides along the way.

Jaxx: Alriiiiiight.

Jaxx comes up to a Janitor.

Jaxx: Excuse me, you must be a parking ticket.

Janitor: Huh?

Jaxx: You’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.

TWO Xtreme cuts away to another part of the backstage area where we see Todd Grisham standing along side WelshScouser, which gains a slight pop from the crowd.

TG: 50-50 tonight we saw you hitting the Extreme Revolution Intercontinental Champion around the back of the head with a steel chair, which forced him to be defeated by the one known as Keith Jaxx.

WS: What you want me to justify my actions Todd? You want me to say I am sorry for what I did out there tonight. These fans know he shouldn’t even be out there in a TWO ring. He is Extreme Revolution and he should stay Extreme Revolution. Somebody in the TWO locker room needed to teach him a lesson and that somebody had to be me and at One Night Stand I will take that lesson to the Xtreme when I batter him about like a fish inside the steel cage.

This announcement gets a bigger pop from the crowd as we see Keith Jaxx arriving from behind where he slaps both Todd Grisham and WelshScouser on the ass.

Jaxx: I don’t mean to come between you guys. Or do Iiiiiiiii.

WS: What the hell?

Jaxx: You guys ever been penetrated?

WS: Excuse me?

TD: You ok?

Jaxx holds up a hand which is level with the top of Scouser's head

Jaxx: You must be this beautiful to ride the ‘Wild Boy’. Alriiiiiight.

Jaxx walks off leaving both Grisham and 50-50 with rather confused looks on their faces as TWO Xtreme fades to a ONS promo.

[Dante]

Back from One Night Stand promo.

Emerging from an almost pitch black room is Dante. He starts heading to the ring for the gauntlet match only to be caught by Grisham.

G-Dante can I have a couple of quick questions?

Dante just stares at Grisham.

G-So what is your opinion on the outcome of the Dominator and Draven Cage match?

D-So the gutless ******* won again. You know what he won? He won another chance for me to beat him. I've done it once and I'll do it again. Him and his slut are dead.

G-What about your gauntlet match tonight?

D-What about it?

G-Ummm.....Well how do you feel about it?

D-Like I feel with everything else I do, confident, and ready.

G-Well good luck.

D-Do me a favor Grish. If you see that coward Cage, tell him to remember, you never know what shadow The Assassin is hiding in. Him and that gutter slut are about to become nothing but a couple more victims.

[Arkham]

Cole: This has been one action packed show

Tazz: You're not kidding, for once I have to agree

Cole: Wow, should I get a calendar out?

Tazz: I think you should, it's a one time thing

Tony Chimmel stands in the ring ready to announce the main event's first participants

Tony: Introducing the first entrant for the Gauntlet Match, weighing in at 280 pounds, OMEGA RED!!!

The crowd begin to boo loudly as the lights turn red and the Soviet National Anthem begins to play

Tazz: Yes! Here comes Omega Red, the man who should win this match

Cole: I can't see anybody running the whole Gauntlet

Tazz: Well, be prepared to eat those words

The TWOTron fuzzes out and changes to a view of marching soldiers, Omega Red walks out onto the staging to increased booing, he slowly walks down to the ring, lapping up the crowd's booing

Cole: Look at how confident he is

Tazz: Are you surprised? He knows he's got this thing in the bag

The lights raise again as Red gets to the ring, climbs the stairs and steps through the ropes, stands in the middle of the ring before raising his arms to the crowd which elicits another round of booing from the audience, his entrance music slowly fades away

Tony Chimmel raises the mic again to announce the second entrant

Tony: Introducing the second entrant, weighing in at 260 pounds, Draven Cage!!!

The crowd begins to give a mixed reaction as the lights dim, Tear Away by Drowning Pool begins to play, a noose appears on the TWOTron as Cage walks out onto the staging, DC makes his way to the ring, scowling at all who are in attendance

Cole: The crowd showing what they think of Cage's actions of late

Tazz: Not surprising, attacking his best friend since childhood

Cole: I agree, it was disgraceful

Tazz: No, I think it was brilliant! I'd have done the same thing if I could get my hands on Pain

Cole: You're disgusting

Cage slides under the bottom rope, he walks over to the corner and pulls on the ropes, Tony Chimmel leaves the ring as DC's entrance music dies away, the referee signals to start the match and the time keeper rings the bell as Tear Away fades out

Cage begins to circle around Red, they look across the ring at each other, Cage has a slightly amused look on his face, pausing for a second they lurch together in a collar and elbow tie up, struggling for position Omega Red begins the force the smaller man back and pushes him into the corner, the crowd boo loudly at this

Tazz: Look at that, Omega Red showing his dominance

Red laughs out loud as DC looks surprised at the power displayed by his opponent, Cage cricks his head from side to side and steps forwards, The Soviet Machine dives forwards for another collar and elbow but The Hangman ducks out to he side and grabbing the back of Red's head he forces him chest first into the turnbuckles to a cheer

Tazz: Cage showing his speed advantage, but he's wasting time

Cole: They only have another 30 seconds before the next competitor enters the Gauntlet

Cage takes a couple of steps back into the ring and holds his hands out as if to challenge the larger man, Omega Red charges forwards out of the corner by Draven Cage moves to the side and Red runs into the ropes, on the rebound he runs into a stiff clothesline from The Hangman to a small cheer from the crowd

Cole: Now THAT wasn't wasting time

DC is quick to follow up with a couple of stomps, he quickly wraps up Red's legs and locks in the CageDoor, the crowd begins to cheer as Omega Red yells out in pain

Cole: It looks like Red is trying to tap out

Tazz: Don't be stupid, he's smarter than that, at least he knows that the eliminations can only happen by throwing somebody over the top rope

As Red screams out in pain Cage leans back on the move, The Hangman thinks that the Russian has had enough so he picks the slightly larger man up, suddenly the crowd begins to cheer loudly as Haunted by Evanescence begins to play

Tony: The next contestant, weighing in at 275 pounds, The Judge!!!

Tazz: Oh no, here comes The Judge, do we have to put up with him?

Cole: It will certainly make things more interesting in the ring

The Judge walks out from behind the curtain, he raises his sledgehammer above his head and the crowd cheer loudly again, walking towards the ring he throws off his trench coat to the floor and drops the sledgehammer at ringside before sliding under the bottom rope, his music slowly fades out

Cage is pushing Red towards the ropes but the Russian is struggling, The Judge walks up behind them and calmly raises Omega Red's legs up and dumps him over the top rope, The Soviet Machine lands hard on the floor on the outside of the ring to a loud cheer, he doesn't look happy

Tazz: Hey, he can't do that, it's cheating

Cole: It's each man for himself, so I can't see how that was cheating

Cage turns back into the ring and stares down The Judge who looks back at The Hangman, the two men stare at each other for a few seconds before beginning to lay hard rights to each other's heads, The Enforcer slowly backs Cage into the corner and whips him across the ring into the other turnbuckle

Cole: What a start by the Judge

Tazz: He's done one thing, that's all

Cage charges forwards out of the corner, slamming into the advancing Judge with a hard shoulder block, this takes the slightly bigger man by surprise, Cage lays some hard stomps onto the downed Sid Commandment, Cage looks around at the crowd with a sneer on his face

Omega Red stands up on the outside and tries to climb back into the ring, but the referees try to stop him, Red attempts to push them back but they manage to pull him off of the apron and attempt to herd him towards the back

Cole: Talk about trying to cheat, Omega Red tried to re-enter

Tazz: He should be allowed, after all, he IS Omega Red

Draven Cage reaches down and grabs hold of The Judge's head, he tries to bring him up to his feet but The Judge grabs hold of Cage's head and neck, he yanks and sends him diving headlong through the second and third ropes

Cole: Cage is eliminated! Draven Cage has been eliminated!

Tazz: Don't be stupid, he has to go over the top rope

The crowd give a mixes reaction as Cage uses the apron to get to his feet, he shakes out his arms and neck before walking back towards the stairs, he slowly walks up them, makes a throat cutting motion towards The Judge and steps onto the ring apron

The crowd cheer as Somebody Told Me by the Killers begins to play, Arkham walks out onto the staging, thumps the side of his head a couple of times before running down towards the ring

Tony: The fourth competitor into the Gauntlet, weighing in at 325 pounds, Arkham!!!

Cole: Here comes Arkham, and the crowd are certainly warming to him since his arrival

Tazz: I don't know why, he's a complete idiot

Arkham sees the referees struggling with Omega Red, so he approaches and grabs Omega Red from behind, lifts him up and throws him towards the barrier, the crowd cheers loudly as the Russian is rammed into the barrier, Somebody Told Me dies away

Cage steps through the ropes and charges towards The Judge, they meet with a clash of bodies, throwing hard rights and lefts into each other, neither man giving up an inch, the two warriors putting every inch of their fibre into trying to gain an advantage

Cole: Look at those two go at it

Tazz: I'm not sure what to watch, it looks like Arkham is trying to cheat by stopping Omega Red from fulfilling his destiny

Cole: Yeah mean cheating by getting back into the ring?

Tazz: It wouldn't be cheating

Cole: Why not?

Tazz: Because it's Omega Red

Arkham continues to pound on the Russian, ramming him face first into the barrier before pulling him backwards and ramming him back first into the turnbuckle post

The Insane One runs in for a clothesline slamming the Russian's head back into the turnbuckle, the crowd cheer loudly as he powers Red away from the ring and up towards the ramp

Cole: What an amazing display of strength

Tazz: What the hell does he think he's doing though?

Cole: What has to be done, getting rid of Omega Red

The Judge tries to gain the advantage by trying to throw harder punches, but The Hangman catches one of his arms and launches the slightly larger man over with a snapmare, the crowd cheer their appreciation as he follows up with a knee drop onto The Judge's forehead

Arkham climbs up onto the apron and tries to step through the ropes but gets knocked off of ringside as Cage backs to the ropes, The Hangman glances backwards briefly before charging forwards for a legdrop, but The Judge has had a brief moment to recover

Cole: What an advantage for The Judge, I think the minor distraction by Arkham saved him

Tazz: Damn, why did he have to move, Cage had him

Arkham tries to get onto the apron again, Judge rolls towards the ropes on the side where the Insane One is getting onto the outside of the ring, Judge pulls himself up by the ropes and shifts his weight forwards, in doing so he shoulder barges Arkham off of the apron once more

Tazz: Do you think that idiot will ever get into the ring?

The crowd cheers loudly as Juneau by Funeral For a Friend hits the speakers, smoke fills the entranceway, Dammage walks out, his outline visible with a strobe light behind him.

Tony: The fifth competitor to enter the Gauntlet, weighing in at 250 pounds, Brian Dammage!!!

He turns slightly then walks down the ram, runs at the ring then slides in past Arkham who is slowly sliding under the bottom rope

Cole: To quote Jim Ross, business is about to pick up

Tazz: Because Dammage has arrived? Oh, I'm just SO excited

Dammage's music fades out as he climbs onto one turnbuckle, raising him arms to a LOUD cheer, Arkham slowly uses the rope to get to his feet

Cage slowly gets to his hands and knees, Dammage looks around the ring and he runs towards the downed Cage, hitting a high knee taking The Hangman back down to the mat once more

The Judge looks over towards Arkham, he runs forwards and takes the Insane One down to the mat with a stiff clothesline, Dammage continues to beat down on Cage but the Hangman manages to fight back from his floored position and push Dammage back into the corner with a shoulder charge

Tazz: You've got to hand it to Cage, no matter how much beating you give him, he keeps on ticking

Cole: How the hell does he do it?

The Judge drags Arkham back to his feet and begins slamming his forehead into the top turnbuckle, the crowd begin to count along with every pound, The Enforcer gets to seven head pounds, he begins to look around at the crowd, he hits Arkham's head twice more, pauses to look around once more to a loud cheer from the crowd and then slams The Insane One's face for the tenth time into the turnbuckle pad, Arkham staggers backwards a couple of steps before falling backwards onto the mat

Cole: The crowd are certainly lapping up The Judge's actions

Tazz: Even though he's beating on your intellectual equal?

Cole: What?

Tazz: Exactly

The crowd goes mild as Live For This by Hatebreed begins to play, two shots of pyros come from either side of the walkway as Volcom walks out from behind the curtain, he slowly makes his way down towards the ring

Tony: The next competitor into the Gauntlet, weighing in at 180 pounds, Volcom!!!

Cole: This guy is a bit of an enigma

Tazz: What's that supposed to mean?

Cole: Well, he's small and light, but relies on power for his wrestling

The Judge looks over at Cage still assaulting Dammage in the ring, he walks over and hits a couple of forearm clubs to the back of The Hangman's upper back, Cage drops to one knee which gives Brian Dammage a few seconds to pull himself away from the corner along the ropes

Arkham manages to get up in the opposite corner, climbing back to his feet using the ropes, Volcom slides under the bottom rope, looks around at the crowd he quickly moves over to Arkham and begins to pound on his back, The Insane One hardly notices as he gets upright, Volcom turns Arkham around, reaches up and grabs him by the throat

Cole: You have GOT to be kidding me, Arkham is nearly a foot taller and almost twice the weight of Volcom

Tazz: I'm sure he'll be able to chokeslam Arkham

Cole: And you say that Arkham is an idiot

Volcom tries to lift the much bigger man but he doesn't budge an inch, the punk rocker tries once more to lift The Insane One but again he doesn't move, Arkham looks down at the latest entrant into the match and straight arm shoves him across the ring, The Judge is just standing up as Volcom staggers across the ring and straight into an accidental back body drop over the ropes to a cheer from the capacity crowd

Cole: That didn't last long

Tazz: I bet that's what your girlfriend says

Cole: Huh?

Volcom looks stunned as he sits up, not believing that he was eliminated so quickly, in the ring Dammage looks over at Arkham, he charges forwards and delivers a devastating clothesline knocking The Insane One clean over the top rope and to the floor

Cole: Two quick eliminations there

Tazz: Gee, how observant, now I know why they pay you so much

Cage slowly looks round at the other two men in the ring, noticing that Brian Dammage is at the ropes he charges at his back and attempts to push him over the top rope but Dammage holds on and resists the push, The Judge comes over and attempts to help but Cage switches his attention, hitting a back elbow to the slightly larger man's head

Judge stumbles back slightly as Cage lays a couple of European uppercuts to The Enforcer, Draven Cage continues his assault by whipping Sid Commandment across the ring to the corner, The Hangman charges across to follow him with a corner clothesline causing The Judge to collapse to the corner

Tazz: I love to watch Draven Cage at work

Cole: I bet you do, especially when he's beating on somebody like The Judge

Tazz: Well, that doesn't hurt, well, it hurts guys like The Judge

Dammage gets up from the ropes and sees Cage getting the upper hand on The Judge, he shakes out his arms and head before slowly walking across towards the other two combatants

As Cage begins to stomp a mudhole in The Judge, he tries to walk it dry by ends up being clubbed on the back by a heavy double axe handle from Dammage, Cage crumples to the mat from the surprise attack and Dammage continues his beating by dropping an elbow onto Cage's chest

Cole: So much for Cage being in control

Tazz: A minor setback

The crowd suddenly EXPLODES with cheering as Relax by Powerman 5000 hits the speakers, figure 8 spotlights swirl around the crowd as the lights dim, Slim runs to the ring knocking knuckles with the fans at the side of the ramp

Tony: The seventh competitor into the Gauntlet, Slim Jim!!!

The crowd's cheering increases as The Slimmer slides under the bottom rope and poses on the second turnbuckle, his music quickly fades out

Cole: Listen to that crowd reaction for SlimJim

Tazz: What the hell do they see in him?

Cole: He's charismatic, athletic and entertaining, isn't that enough?

Tazz: Not for me

Dammage pulls Draven Cage up to his feet, looks over at Slim Jim and whips The Hangman over to the newest entrant

As Cage comes across the ring, The Slimmer leaps from the turnbuckle and grabbing his head and planting it into the canvas with the Slim Pickin's to a HUGE cheer from the crowd

Cole: He's hit the Slim Pickin's, this is over for Cage

Slim is about to drop down to the cover but realises that the Gauntlet doesn't work that way before he cinches in the pin, The Judge tries to pull himself up and out of the corner but this is stopped as Brian Dammage runs into the corner ramming his knee into The Enforcer's gut

Dammage lays a couple more knees into the gut before being drop kicked in the back by Slim Jim, the crowd cheer loudly as The Slimmer pulls The Judge out of the corner and throws him towards the ropes, The Judge bounces off of the ropes and is caught with a drop toe hold from Slim Jim

Cole: Slim Jim is on fire!

Tazz: I'd like to see him on fire, do you have any matches?

Cage has rolled to the ropes and used them to get up, he spots Slim Jim running to the corner, acting quickly he pulls The Judge to his feet, The Slimmer leaps onto the top turnbuckle but is knocked down and onto his groin as The Judge is whipped into the corner by Cage, Slim Jim holds his groin as Dammage steams over to the corner and hits a STIFF clothesline onto The Judge knocking him clean over the top rope, and as he goes over his legs smack into the seated Slim Jim taking him with him

Tazz: Talk about a twofer

Cole: A what?

Tazz: Twofer, you know, two fer one

The crowd gives a mixture of booing and cheering at the dual elimination, the two men left in the ring look towards each other and sneer a little, they circle and are about to tie up

[Arkham]

Death of Seasons by AFI begins to play, the crowd cheer as the Tron changes to views of the darkly dressed man in various states

Tony: The next competitor to enter the Gauntlet, Jimmy Redman!!!

Smoke covers the entrance and Redman comes running out through the smoke towards the ring, he slides under the bottom rope onto his back, and nips up to his feet before staring at the other 2 men who have turned to face him

The two warriors have been in the ring for longer turn and charge towards the new comer, they go for a double clothesline, but the faster man ducks underneath their assault, as they rebounds off of the ropes they are both caught by The Prototype in a double DDT, the crowd cheer as Redman nips up again, runs to the corner and poses with his arms extended

Tazz: Look at that guy posing, he should be finishing the other two guys off

Cole: Maybe he thinks that they're worn out enough from the time they've been in the ring

Tazz: That could be true, but I'd be beating the hell out of them to make sure

While The Prototype is still posing this gives Cage and Dammage a chance to recover slightly, they both roll to the ropes on opposite sides of the ring, Redman continues to pose on the ropes to more cheers from the crowd

Cage gets to his feet on the side of the ring using the ropes, he looks up at Redman and comes to a decision, slowly walking towards the corner that contains The Prototype but Redman spots him, turns and jumps down with a Mad Axeman, the crowd cheer loudly as Cage is taken down to the mat

Cole: Jimmy Redman is really taking over here

Tazz: He's only hit a couple of moves, so what?

Redman looks around at the crowd with a smile on his face, he turns back towards the center of the ring only to be hit by a Cactus Jack style clothesline from Brian Dammage, the move is so hard that it takes both men over the top rope, sending The Prototype and the Memphis native crashing out onto the floor, the crowd sends up a loud "oooooh"

Tazz: What a dumb ass move, he eliminated both Redman and himself

Cole: I don't know if he intended it to be that powerful, maybe Brian Dammage doesn't know his own strength

Cage climbs back to his feet using the turnbuckles and rests against the corner, he looks down at his now eliminated opponents with a slight smile on his face

Dammage pounds on Redman a few times before getting up and beginning his walk to the back

Cole: What did he do that for?

Tazz: I don't know, maybe he hates Redman as much as I do

The crowd watches the count-down, preparing for the next participant, we get to five seconds and the crowd count along with the timer

Crowd: Five, Four, Three, Two, One

A small number of cheers go up from the audience as Keith Jaxx's music beings to play, the newcomer runs out form behind the curtain and charges down towards the ring

Cage pushes himself out of the corner in preparation for the fight to continue, he rolls his shoulders and watches The Wild Boy slide under the bottom rope before springing to his feet, Jaxx's music fades out as the tenacious new comer springs to his feet

Cole: Look at this newcomer, he showed what he can do earlier tonight

Tazz: You mean getting the hell beaten out of him? We'll see the same again now

Cage slowly walks towards the new entrant, the exhaustion beginning to show on his posture, Jaxx tries to take quick advantage by kicking out at The Hangman's gut, but Cage still has enough fight in to use his ring savvy and catches The Wild Boy's foot, he pushes the foot to the side but Jaxx spins around 360 degrees and his foot connects with the side of Cage's head, the crowd cheer

Cole: He hit the Jaxx That Out!

Tazz: Jeez, calm down will ya?

Jaxx immediately drops to his hands, whips his legs around and hits the Sink Your Keith Into That, an even louder cheer from the crowd

Cole: Did you see that?

Tazz: Are you about to orgasm?

The Wild Boy springs up to his feet, steps through the ropes, looks around at the crowd and launches himself over the top rope, the crowd's cheering increases

Cole: The Catapult! What a move!

Tazz: Do you need a tissue for that? Clean yourself up man

Jaxx nips up to his feet, he grins out at the cheering crowd, hopping up onto the ropes, one foot on the bottom rope and his other foot on the second rope, raising one arm to the fans which raises another cheer from the capacity crowd

The Tron's countdown is getting to five seconds, so the crowd chant along with it once more

Crowd: Five, Four, Three, Two, One

The Incredible Hulk TV show's theme hits and the crowd begin to cheer, Hulkmark walks out onto stage, he flexes his muscles and growls as he walks down towards the ring

Keith Jaxx looks up the ramp towards the approaching Hulkmark, behind him Cage staggers up to his feet, he spots Jaxx standing on the ropes and hoists him clean over the ropes to land hard on the floor

Tazz: Boo hoo, looks like your "friend" has been eliminated

Cole: What is that supposed to mean?

Tazz: Like you don't know

Hulkmark gets to ringside, he slowly walks up the stairs and steps through the ropes, turning towards the crowd he growls loudly which raises a cheer from the audience

Cage rests against the ropes, trying to regain some energy, he looks over at Hulkmark and slumps back into the corner, clearly near exhaustion

Tazz: Come on Cage, get rid of this freak

Cole: You can't call him a freak, it's not fault he got blasted by gamma radiation

Tazz: You really are a geek, aren't you?

Hulkmark turns around towards The Hangman, he raises his arms and yells "Hulk Smash" before charging towards the corner containing Cage, The Hangman tries to move out of the way but HM slams into him with a splash

HM immediately follows up the attack by pounding on The Hangman's back, he continues to pound on his back until Cage is down to his hands and knees

Cole: Go Hulkmark!

Tazz: Come on, everybody knows he was meant to be Holtmark, but he misspelled it

Cole: No, I believe that he's Hulkmark, for the Incredible Hulk

Tazz: Yes, the Incredible Holt

Hulkmark beats down on Cage until he's down on the mat, then laying in several stomps into The Hangman's back, taking a couple of steps back towards the ropes he quickly runs back and leaps for a splash, the crowd cheer loudly at Hulkmark's actions

HM is quickly back to his feet, leaning over he pulls Cage back up into a kneeling position but Cage lunges forwards with a low blow which staggers the green man back into the corner

Cole: He can't do that, it's cheating

Tazz: No rules in this part of the match, only elimination method

Cole: Damn him

Cage collapses to the mat as Hulkmark kneels in the corner holding his groin, both men try to struggle back to their knees but collapse again, Cage crawls towards the opposite corner from HM and pulls himself to his feet, he wipes the sweat from his brow and looks across at his opponent who is also getting to his feet

The crowd begin to chant "Hulkmark" to get behind him, they cheer loudly as he pulls himself out of the corner, slowly stepping away from the corner, the crowd notice that the countdown to the penultimate competitor is about to reach five seconds

Crowd: Five, Four, Three, Two, One

Thanks for Nothing by Dope begins to play as the arena lights dim, lightning strikes trigger a MASSIVE pyro explosion through which The Assassin emerges

Tony: The next competitor into the Gauntlet, weighing in at 235 pounds, Dante Mueller

The arena is bathed in red light as the Tron changes to Mueller's symbol, The Assassin walks down towards the ring, as he gets to ringside he throws his guns to the side which triggers another explosion of pyros

Tazz: Here comes Dante Mueller, the man who I can guarantee will win this match at this point

Cole: How can you say that?

Tazz: Easy, Cage is almost exhausted, although I'd think he would win, but he was one of the first two guys out here

Cole: So? We still have another competitor to come

Tazz: I think I know who it is, so I'm not worried, The Assassin has this match in the bag

Mueller walks up the stairs and steps through the ropes, he looks between Hulkmark and Cage seemingly trying to make a decision but it is made for him as HM charges across the ring towards him but is caught in a tilt-a-whirl slam

The Assassin is about to continue his assault on Hulkmark when he's hit from behind by The Hangman, Cage immediately locks in the Hangman's Noose which causes Mueller to begin struggling

Tazz: He's got it locked in, nobody escapes from the Noose

Cole: Now who is the one wetting themselves?

Tazz: Hey, it's a cool move, not as if you'd know

Cage holds onto the move as Mueller struggles in the submission, The Hangman slowly moves them both towards the centre of the ring before popping his hips and planting The Assassin into the middle of the ring with the Hangman's Plex

Tazz: What a move!

Cole: That suplex always looks impressive

Tazz: Damn right it does

Cage collapses back into a seated position as Hulkmark tries to get to his feet using the ropes, Cage rolls to his hands and knees, he gets upright but staggers slightly before regaining his footing

Cole: I think Draven Cage must be exhausted, with the pace of this match it's amazing that he can still stand

Tazz: That's *** he's double-tough

Mueller tries to roll over, he's struggling after the choke and the suplex, Cage grabs his head and pulls him upright, he whips the taller man across the ring towards Hulkmark

As The Assassin gets close Hulkmark grabs the top rope and drops to the mat for a low bridge sending Mueller over the top rope to the outside, the crowd cheers loudly at this turn of events

Cole: And there goes Mueller, the guy you guaranteed to win the match

Tazz: They cheated, they can't do that

The cheering continues as Hulkmark charges forwards towards The Hangman, Cage catches his approaching opponent and slams him HARD into the mat with a spine buster to a loud boo from the crowd

Cage is quick to take advantage by dragging HM back to his feet, he flips the green one onto his shoulder and plants him into the mat once more with a powerslam

Tazz: I told you Cage would win this

Cole: No you didn't

The Hangman pulls the prone Hulkmark up to his feet and whips him towards the corner as the Tron's display reaches to five seconds

Crowd: Five, Four, Three, Two, One

The crowd EXPLODES with cheering as Helter Skelter by The Beatles hits the speakers, Acid Christ walks out onto the staging with his arms raised as the audience blows the roof off of the arena

Tony: The final competitor to enter the Gauntlet, weighing in at 230 pounds, Acid Christ!!!

Tazz: What the hell is Acid Christ doing in this match?

Cole: He's a TWO Superstar, so he's definitely allowed in this match

Tazz: He should be retired

During Acid Christ's walk down to the ramp Cage is chopping away at Hulkmark's chest, AC gets down towards ringside and climbs up the stairs, as he walks along the apron Cage whips Hulkmark towards him, HM slams into the ex-Champion and knocks him off of the apron, Helter Skelter fades away as Acid lands on the floor

Cole: What a stroke of luck

Tazz: Come on, Draven Cage is smarter than that, he did it deliberately

Cage charge after Hulkmark and hits him with a high knee staggering the green one, Cage is quick to take advantage by pounding on HM's back, he scoops up the smaller man and runs towards the corner and dropping Hulkmark's head onto the top turnbuckle with snake eyes, the crowd boo loudly at Cage's actions

Acid climbs back onto the apron, he is just about to step through the ropes but is caught by a running knee from The Hangman, once more he is knocked down to the outside

Tazz: That's why he's so great, always thinking on his feet

Cage lifts HM out of the corner, places him once more over his shoulder and runs across the ring towards the opposite corner, but instead of hitting another snake eyes he launches the smaller man over the top rope and down onto the floor

Cole: Damn, there goes Retromark

Tazz: I thought you was calling him Hulkmark

Cole: Well, he is both tonight

The Hangman turns around in the corner and slumps slightly, the exhaustion of fighting 9 of the 10 opponents so far showing on him, Acid slides under the bottom rope to get into the ring, the crowd cheer loudly as he gets to his feet and raises his arm, a referee slides under the bottom rope and into the ring

Cole: This is now a normal match since there are two competitors left

Tazz: Yup, no more of the top rope stuff, and this has been one hell of a barn burner

Cole: Whatever that means

Acid warms up a little by jumping slightly form foot to foot, he advances on Cage and throws a swift kick at The Hangman, but it's knocked to the side by the worn out Cage

AC throws another kick, but again it's knocked aside, as Acid regains his footing Cage launches forwards with a stiff clothesline that takes the former champion off of his feet and sending Cage down to his knees with the power of the move

Tazz: Give Cage the match now, after that move he deserves it

Cole: Don't be so ridiculous

Acid slowly rolls to his hands and knees, but Cage is already back to his feet and he hits a hard kick into AC's side, the ex-Champion rolls towards the ropes but he is stopped by Cage's assault

The Hangman pulls himself up to his feet, runs him across the ring towards the ropes and tosses Acid over the top rope, Cage turns around with a look of elation on his face, he staggers forwards a couple of steps and raises his arms

Cole: He thinks he's won it, he must know that this is a normal match at this point

Tazz: I should go and tell him

Cole: I don't think you'll have time

Acid slides back into the ring under the bottom rope, he runs up behind Cage, grabs him around the head and charges towards the corner

The crowd begin to cheer loudly as AC runs up the turnbuckles, flips over Cages head and plants him into the mat with the Stairway To Heaven, the audience EXPLODES with cheers as Acid rolls over to cover his opponent, the referee drops down to begin the count

One

Two

Three

The time keeper rings the bell to signify the end of the match, the crowd cheer loudly as Acid sits up, a grin spreading across his face

Tony: Your winner and the referee for the World Champion vs World Champion match at One Night Stand, Acid Christ!

The crowd's cheering increases as Acid gets up, a look of shock comes over Cage's face as he believed that he had won the match

Cole: What a hell of a match, I can't believe how it went

Tazz: Draven Cage had that match won, he should have been the rightful winner

Cole: Well, we all knew the rules of the Gauntlet, it's not Acid Christ's fault that Cage forgot about the final pinfall

Tazz: No matter what, I can't see Cage being happy next week

Cole: He's never happy, but that makes no difference, this has been one hell of a show and it's been my pleasure to host it

Tazz: I bet it has

Xtreme TV fades to the TWOStars logo as Acid Christ jumps around the ring with a look of ecstasy on his face