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Darkstar
10-05-2005, 12:52 AM
The following program is a post watershed production, it will contain scenes and storylines not suitable for children and some of the content may also be unacceptable to other viewers. This program may also contain strobe lighting effects.
'Carve me an Edge' by Fake Ideal starts to play as the XTV opening video plays.
Part way through the video the screen goes black and a dark figure appears on screen.
DM: TWOStars.............prepare for my coming. You will be destroyed, you will be buried. Darkstar, you have no control. Ten seconds into the show and I have control. Remember this darkstar, remember it well............
The video starts to play again.
When the video stops the view goes straight to Cole and tazz at the announce desk.
MC: Oh my! Deadman sending a deffinate message to Darkstar and the wrestlers of TWOStars!
Tazz: Not only that, but the fans too!
MC: True Tazz, Deadman isnt the most popular wrestler here in TWOStars!
'Break Stuff' starts to play as Darkstar and The Future walk to the ring. the fans, oddly, cheer for the team.
MC: Here comes the boss. The Future has to be the most sucsessful t5eam in wrestling history Tazz! Not only do they have the boss, but also the World Champion and the tag team champions!
Tazz: Cole The Future is THE team to be a part of. It is THE FUTURE!!!!
As the four men walk climb into the ring the music stops and it becomes obvious how much the fans are actually cheering the heel faction!
DS: Tonight! Tonight here on TWOSTARS, thats right Deadman, TWOStars as your petty show isnt big enough for what we have to do, tonight we will have a lottery to find out just who will be facing who at One Night Stand. You know Deadman, I feel sorry for you. A show with nearly no wrestlers, a show whos best advertising is being in a fued with US! Dear god, without Darkster you lot would be SUNK! And you know what 'Andrew', I have to let you kno..............
'Yo Biaaaatch' A HUGELY mixed reaction from the crowd signals the appearance of The Chav.
MC: Well Tazz, Chav is actually getting some cheers here tonight! I imagin thats due to his invasion of Ex Rev and the attack on HBK, the multiple time champion.
Tazz: Yeah, and thats one man who wont let sleeping dogs lie!
MC: True Tazz, in fact HBK is here tonight with the rest of the ERE roster as they prepare for the lottery.
Chav gets into the ring with The Future and snatches the microphone from the hands of Darkstar.
Chav: Yo man, dats the reacshun da Chav shud always be gettin! Cheerin for da coolest geezer in da city.
The cheers QUICKLY become boos.
Chav: darkie, da man, yous knows wat I wants from ya? I wants dat pussy AintHeGay. I want im at One Nite Stand like.
DS: You want him? Well man, you know that I cant influence the random nature of the
Chav: Wat da fook you sayin? I want him or I will ki..
'Sexy Boy' start to play suddenly. The fans boo and jeer Andy gee like CRAZY! HBK does NOT seem happy at this as he appears at the entrance to the walkway.
HBK: Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! The showstopper is here at TWOStars! the ratings winner is here to help buisness pick up, the carreer killer is..
DS: SHUT THE HELL UP! * the fans cheer wildly as darkstar stops the arrogent HBK mid speach* Andy, the ratings have been going down for years over on ERE. And YOU are the main attraction? Tells ME something!
HBK: Darkstar, I have no beef with you, other than that youre one ugly and stupid son of a bitch! I want Chav, I want to beat him to withing an inch of his Burberry marked life!
Chav: See dat DS? Dats why I want dis fool, he nows noffin bout fasion an dat.
DS: Fine! Chav, HBK, if Deadman agrees then on June 12th its on! My God its on!
The fans cheer as we go to Re-Evolution promo.
Back from Re-Evolution promo
COLE: Well you heard it folks! Permitting the agreement of ERE, June 12th at One Night Stand, Chav will represent TWOstars as he collides with HBK of ERE!
TAZZ: No doubt Cole. That one will be off the hook!
“Violence Fetish” by Disturbed kicks in as VVV appears from behind the curtain
COLE: Talking about off the hook, here comes the Violence Bearer! Could Vinnie Vengeance be out here to make that announcement, Tazz?
TAZZ: He said it would be concerning the PPV so I can’t wait for this!
CHIMMEL: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome…… Vinnie Vengeance!
VVV steps inside the ropes and makes his towards camera side. Faint chants of “Tri- - -ple- - -V” can be heard. Vengeance strikes his wide chest pose before collecting the mic from Tony Chimmel. The pops get progressively louder as VVV waits for them to die down before speaking
VVV: Last week, I said I’d be coming out here to make an announcement regarding the One Night Stand PPV, so right now I’m gonna make that announcement. You people probably know that myself and the Chav turned up on ERE RAW and made ourselves known to that waste of wrestling company.
The live audience in Chicago begin to chant, “T- - -W- - -O” “T- - - W- - -O”
VVV: But what some of you may not know, is that we left everyone in TGX laying, apart from one man who was too much of a p*ssy to even show!
COLE: Who’s he’s talking about?
TAZZ: No idea, Cole. Don’t watch RAW myself, but I’m sure it can’t be that difficult to forget someone on that roster.
COLE: That’s true Tazz, ERE’s roster is even shorter than you
VVV: So right now, I’m issuing a challenge to that one who got away….. Sam H! …….. June 12th ………. Prepare to be on the receiving end of some violent behaviour…….. Trus…..
“Death of Seasons” by AFI cuts Triple V off as his nemesis, Jimmy “Prototype” Redman appears
COLE: It’s the Prototype!
TAZZ: What does Redman want out here!?
The music stops as the crowd begins to chant “Pro—to—type” as it echoes throughout the United Center
PROTOTYPE: Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie, that’s a bold statement don’t you think? I mean it was just 2 weeks ago I left you “hanging” at Backlash. So I was thinking, maybe it should be Sam H of ERE versus….. The Prototype at One Night Stand!
The crowd go wild, obviously wanting Redman to represent them at the PPV, instead of Triple V
VVV: I made the match, so how about you “skedaddle”!
REDMAN: Ok, ok, or I could just “skedaddle” down to that ring and beat your ass!
COLE: It’s gonna erupt right here!
Triple V drops the mic and motions for Redman to come to the ring as Prototype makes his way down the ramp with a look of intent. Redman pauses for a second before stepping onto the apron…….
“Wait a minute! Stop right there!”
COLE: It’s Darkstar! The owner is back out here again!
DARKSTAR: You two go at it here tonight and you’ll both be suspended…. Indefinitely! So if you want to, that’s fine with me! I’ve got a locker room of guys back there who would love to take a spot for TWOstars at One Night Stand!
The two stars calm down momentarily as Triple V picks up the mic from the mat
VVV: This match is mine! You gave me your word I’d get Sam H!
DARKSTAR: For one Vinnie, I call the shots around here! And besides with the Chav wanting HBK so bad I just had to give him that match, so I’ve got a plan for tonight that will determine the other TWOstars representatives and the matches for One Night Stand.
COLE: A plan?
DARKSTAR: Tonight, here on Xtreme TV, from Chicago, Illinois (cheep pop which excites the crowd) we will have ourselves a match lottery to determine the last matches for One Night Stand. In one bin we will have every remaining ERE superstar, and the other, each and every remaining TWOstars superstar and each will be drawn at random. Feeling lucky? Because you two are in it!
COLE: A match lottery!
TAZZ: Wow, a first for TWOstars! We could have some interesting match ups coming from this one!
Cut to…..
(The Dead Cell locker room)
Crowd boo the two male members of the violent faction
Draven Cage: Where is she, she should have Darkstar eating out of her *coughs* hand by now Bub.
Deviator: I know, but she never fails DC, you know that.
Just then the dressing room door opens and in walks Pain
Pain: I failed, he didn't buy it.
DC: WHAT!!! What happened?
Pain: He told me to get lost, that he decides who fights who, and no lowly piece of ass can change that.
Deviator: Whatcha gonna do DC?
DC: What am I gonna do? WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!!........This is what I'm gonna do......Darkstar wants to make the decisions round here, that's fine.....I'm gonna let him decide
Pain: Decide what handsome?
DC: I'm gonna let him decide wether I kick his "Running the show" ass in the ring....or all over the *BEEP* arena....tonight.
Crowd have a mixed reaction at this announcement
DC: Let's go........
The camera follows The Dead Cell out of the locker room, presumebly to Darkstars office....then cuts to Tazz and Cole
Cole: As if the boss doesn't have enough to deal with.
Tazz: Well, he can't accept this match, he has too much to prepare, but I guess we'll find out soon enough Cole
Cole: I guess so, but coming up next........
COLE: ….We have a tag match between the team of Dante and Ravenmark coming up against the combination of Omega Red and the man we just saw in the ring a few minutes ago, “Violent” Vinnie Vengeance. That match up is up shortly, but what I wanna know is…..
Camera’s cut to backstage
COLE: …. Well our cameras seem to be backstage at the Union Center here in Chicago….
Triple V is seen pacing around in the locker room area. He walks past a door labelled – “The Future” Without knocking; Vengeance barges in, expecting to find Darkstar, only to see the tag team champions, Holt and Trash. Triple V steps up behind the Incredible Holt. The tag champs act as if Vengeance isn’t even there…..
TRASH….so I got him with the school boy, and still tag team champs, perfect execution!
Holt nods as they seem to be discussing last week’s championship victory over The Judge and The Assassin, Dante. Triple V interrupts….
VVV: Where is that Son of a! Huh! Where is he!?
Triple V just stares at the back of Holts head waiting for a response
VVV: Hey! Big freak! I’m talking to you!
The insult finally draws the attention of the Incredible Holt, who rises to stand up face to face, monster to monster with Triple V. A fight seems sure to break out…..
TRASH: Wooow, woow, woow! Back it up big guys (separates Holt and VVV who still stay eyes locked) I think I better handle this one, what’s up Trips?
Triple V now ignores Trash, angry eyes still locked onto Holt
TRASH: V-man! (VVV acknowledges) Now you’re looking for the boss, right?
VVV: I want my match with Sam H, and if he doesn’t give it to me, the future….the future will be just a forgotten page in history!
Holt even more infuriated, makes a lunge towards VVV but is held back, with difficulty, by his tag team partner
TRASH: Easy! Easy! H, take a seat (Holt reluctantly sits down) Vinnie, come with me….
Trash puts his arm over the shoulder of Vengeance and leads him out of the room, closing the door behind him to make sure the 2 behemoths are separated
TRASH: Now Trips, its like the boss said, he’ll put you in the lottery, you got a chan..
VVV: (interrupting Trash) I don’t want CHANCE! I want that match, and if I don’t get it….!
TRASH: ….. Maybe, JUST maybe, I might be able to sort this one for you big man. We’ll be prepping the lottery balls in a few minutes, leave it with me
VVV: You better not mess this up!
TRASH: Trust me Vinnie, just trust me. You can do that right? I’ll sort it
Cameras show Triple V walking off as Trash shakes his head and goes back into the Future’s locker room.
Cut to….
The TWOStars ring with Mean Gene Oakerland in the middle.
The audience cheer as he brings the Mic to his mouth.
MG: Ladies and gentleman, as official interviewer to the Chav I have been asked to do some strange things, drive around in a Burberry car, wear bling around my neck, but this may be the strangest thing I have ever done.
The audience mill, wondering what Mean Gene has in store for them.
MG: I have an announcement from the Chav...
The audience partly jeer and partly cheer as Mean Gene gets out a folded piece of paper.
MG: Dear folks in TVLand, I... oh dear... I IS proud to talks(?) to you 'bout my new fff..thing to get up da nose of HBK.
The audience cheer as it is obvious Mean Gene is having trouble reading Chav speak.
MG: You sees, HBK likes to make outs he's da coolest... oh no... *Cough* BEEYATCH on da block, so let's see what da block thinks o him now...
The Titantron Buzzes into life and shows Light shows at new york city, suddenly all the lights synchronise and begins to ticker out "TWOStars V ERE Chav 1 HBK a complete ZERO!"
Cole: How on earth did Chav manage to do that????
Tazz: I don't know but, I like it, the audience has gone wild here and I'm betting those at ERE, HBK especially are cussing like street urchins right now.
Camera cuts back to Mean Gene, whos face displays an impressed look, he goes back to the paper.
MG: So Teeveeland, you sees da power of da Chav, so believes dat da Chav will bury HBK at One Night stand!
The audience cheer and applaud as MEan gene turns and leaves the ring.
Cole: Impressive stuff there from the Chav!
Tazz: I can't WAIT for that matchup Cole!
Cole: We'll be back after these short ads.
Cut to commercial
Fletch
10-05-2005, 08:56 PM
Dawn, the start of a new day, the darkness draws to a close,and the light enters this realm to embody all those that step into its gleam
The sun passes across the sky overseeing all that goes on underneath. At the end of the day dusk draws, bringing night, bringing darkness, bringing those that dare not walk this realm at day, out onto the surface.
Do you even remember who I am?
Did you forget who it was that did this to me?
Would you remember my face?
Do you STILL think its a game?
Night draws, and the night begins, those of us who choose to stay close to shadows play our games in the darkness, we lurk, and we overlook. The waiting and the time for staing away from the light is almost over, and it shall be us, the ones who lay claim to the day, and the night, and all in between.
SOON
Edgemaster006
10-05-2005, 10:53 PM
*Titan Tron is covered with snow...awkward silence in the arena. Cuts to statue of liberty...Lights in arena slowly turn a dark red...Miniature titan trons show soviet Hammer and Sickle...Statue of liberty looks peaceful...
SUDDENLY the horizon over the statue turns red....
you hear a quiet whistling...
the whistling gets louder...
cuts quickly to soviet troops marching.....
cuts back to statue of liberty...
whistling gets louder....
cuts quickly to soviet troops marching again...
cuts back to statue...
a bomb drops on the statue
A THUNDEROUS EXPLOSION IS HEARD....
all grows quiet..........titan tron is blank for a bit....
Omega Red's eyes slowly show up on the titan tron.....
"Once we were great...and WE SHALL BE AGAIN...Retromark...Dante...the invasion stars...WITH YOU...." Omega Red's eyes look bloodshot...
ZA RODINU! SMERT K'AMERKIE!
snow appears on titan tron..
programming back to normal........
Ravenmark
10-05-2005, 11:02 PM
TAZZ: Man, that was weird….
COLE: looks like Omega Red means business - oh ‘m hearing in my earpiece Todd Grisham is standing by backstage…
Camera cuts to backstage where Grisham is standing in front of TWO Stars banner…
TG: Thanks Michael, I’m supposed to have a scheduled interview with Retromar…..
(Off Camera: ‘Whoooooooooo!’)
Retromark walks into shot, dressed exactly like Ric Flair in his pre-match robe.
TG: Hello…..Retro…
RM: The name’s Ric Flairmark sunshine, and don’t you forget it!
TG: How…..
RM: Don’t interrupt me Grishmark, I’m Flairmark, I’m the person these fans have come to see! You want me to talk about my upcoming match? Well this is what I have to say:
Flairmark and Dante taking on V- Three and some dumb Polak
They say Omega Red is a Russian
But I couldn’t say Soviet, I needed to rhyme with Kodak!
I’m a 16 time champ and I ‘ve had more women than you’ve had hot meals
By the end of the bout you tow will be clapping like a pair of dumb seals!
I’m a jet flyin’, Limo ridin’, kiss stealin’, son of a gun
Tonight I’ll pin you 1 2 3
Then I’m off out with Vampy, on the town to have some fun!
Dante tends to bite at dusk
So we have to win before it gets dark
Diamonds are Forever
And so is Ric Flairmark!
Whoooooooooooooooooooooo!
Cut to TWO Stars Slam of the Week
Dante
11-05-2005, 02:12 AM
Cuts from Slam of the Week back to the back.
TG standing with Dante.
TG-Dante, how do you feel after that match last week?
Dante stares a hole through Grisham. Grisham visibly shrinks back from him.
TG-So any thoughts on your match tonight?
Dante-This Omega Red better be ready. No one disrespects me like that. Gutless coward. I offered him a match and he turned me down. I will teach him the meaning of pain. I will show him why you don't mess with an Assassin.
Dante strides into his lockerrroom/lair, and Grish looks visibly relieved.
Cut to commercial.
Arkham
11-05-2005, 02:44 AM
After the commercials we see a corridor, Arkham is walking along, trying to help workers, but they see him and run off, he has a confused look on his face as people are trying to get away from him, a small group of the crowd cheers as they see him
As he goes to help another worker he suddenly comes face to face with Slim Jim, the crowd cheers as they see Slim Jim
Slim Jim: Well, well, well, if it isnt the man who I will be beating later on tonight
Arkham: Hello there
Arkham grins and looks down at Slim Jim
Slim Jim: Do you know why you're going to lose tonight? Because it's The Slimmer's time
Arkham: Oh, I know the time, its 20 minutes after 8
Arkham grins again as the crowd laugh a little
Slim Jim: If people won matches on intelligence, you would never win
Arkham: I have won, so that means Im smart? Yay
Arkham begins to clap him hands
Slim Jim: List to me, I'm going to win this match, and neither you or the Chav can stop me
The crowd cheers loudly at Slim Jims words
Slim Jim: Now, out of my way, because Slim Jim is coming through
Slim Jim walks away as Arkham grin at him and waves goodbye, the scene then changes to the announcers
Cole: Slim Jim is certainly confident about his match tonight
Tazz: Anybody would be confident when facing that moron
Edgemaster006
11-05-2005, 04:48 PM
Ring announcer: The following is a tag match scheduled for one fall...
TAZZ: Well here we go Cole the first actual match of the night….
COLE: That’s right Tazz we have the team of “Violent” Vinnie Vengeance and Omega Red versus Arkham and Retromark…
TAZZ: Don’t you mean Flairmark?...
COLE: Yes well…
The arena blacks out and a bright blue light shines down from above the TWOtron which covers the entrance ramp all the way into the ring.
2 security guards appear and stand facing each other about 2 metres apart at the top of the ramp.
(Disturbed -Violence Fetish begins playing) Vinnie slowly rises from the centre of the top of the ramp (ala Brood) sitting chained to a sturdy iron chair and wearng handcuffs. Security guards release the chains.
At the beginning of the hefty music beat, Vinnie rises out of the chair and slowly walks to the ring, the 2 security guards following him.
"VVV" is spelt out by a bright red light onto the ring mat (over the blue). Vinnie walks up the steps and stands in the middle of the ring facing the camera.
The security remove the cuffs and Vinnie poses a wide chest spread, (ala Triple H) representing a feeling of release. As he does this, red flames burst from all 4 turnbuckles (ala Kane)
TAZZ: Well here’s Triple V the man who assaulted KJ….and ya gotta wonder…Has he ever teamed with Omega Red before?
COLE: You’re right…and that may well be a disadvantage
Lights turn red
Titan tron gets fuzzy and covered with snow.....
Titan tron shows troops marching
Omega Red comes through a shower of sparks..
Soviet National Anthem Plays..
COLE: well there’s omega red…and that promo last week was most disturbing
TAZZ: I wonder if anyone told him we won the cold war?
Somebody Told Me by The Killers begins which indicates that the level of insantity is about to increase
Arkham walks out onto the staging, he smacks the side of his head a couple of times before walking down towards the ring
As he gets to ringside he uses the ropes to pull himself into the ring, he pulls on the top rope a couple of times as though testing that it's going to hold him and his opponent.
COLE: well Arkham has arrived…one half of one of the most prolific teams in the TWO…and the fans love it
TAZZ: Definitely Something wrong with that guy…
COLE: definitely….
2001 a space odyssey starts playing…..
TAZZ: Oh god…
COLE: Well there’s…Flairmark…and he’s wearing the robe well at least…
TAZZ: What are you gay Cole?
COLE: No im not…NO!
TAZZ: You said u like the robe!
COLE: He wears it well!
Whatever…
Flairmark and Arkham stand outside the ring together…then simultaneously run in…
TAZZ: Oh well I guess the match has started…Omega and VVV stomping on Flairmark and Arkham..
COLE: Flairmark fighting back…
TAZZ: the referee restoring order…looks like the starters are VVV and Retro…um…Flairmark..
COLE: Here’s the lockup…
TAZZ: Snap suplex by VVV! He’s getting Flairmark back up.
COLE: Irish whip and… CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL connected!
TAZZ: VVV in good form here Cole
COLE: He’s getting him back up and…Flairmark reverses into an irish whip to the corner..a what a hard whip it was…
TAZZ: He was in a bad spot there for a sec but now he’s got VVV in the corner and…THE FLAIR CHOPS
*chop*
WHOO!!!
*CHOP*
WHOO!!!
*CHOP*
WHOO!!!
TAZZ: He’s cookin Cole
COLE: He tags arkham…and now Arkham going to work…going for the straightjacket!!!
TAZZ: VVV gets the foot up and …WHOA WHAT A QUICK BRAINBUSTER!!!
COLE: VVV was wary of the straight jacket and got his foot up… twisting the arm around in wristlock style into a quick brainbuster…tag now to Omega Red
TAZZ: Omega Red just standing there Cole…he’s looking at Arkham getting up…
COLE: He looks absolutely evil TAZZ…
TAZZ: Arkham up now and…RUNNING BIG BOOT …he turned him inside out!
COLE: Wow…
TAZZ: jeez
COLE: He’s picking him up off the ground into the gorilla press..and …ARKHAM OUT THE BACKDOOR…into a SHOCK THERAPY!!!! SHOCK THERAPY RIGHT INTO HIS TEAMS CORNER!
TAZZ: Omega Red still standing but dazed…tag to Flairmark
COLE: Flairmark kick with repeated kicks to the stomach…
TAZZ: Woa now! Omega Red woke up..he’s got Flairmark in a choke and…HE’S LIFTED HIM! HE’s LIFTED HIM WITH ONE HAND…AND HE JUST CHOKE-SLAM TOSSED HIM OUT OF THE RING
COLE: Omega Red tags VVV and…GOES OUT TO CONTINUE FIGHTING FLAIRMARK?.
TAZZ: out for blood cole…
TAZZ: Arkham looks concerned about his partener he took his eyes off of VVV and…Circle OF TRUST!!!!!
COLE: But the ref is telling omega to get off of flairmark….
TAZZ: the match is at a standstill
COLE: Arkaham twitching on the ground…
TAZZ: VVV trying to get the ref turned around…well hes finall turned and…
COLE: VVV knows the time for 3 count is past and…he gets him up for another…REVERSAL INSANITY UNLEASHEd
TAZZ: OUT OF NOWHERE..
1
2
3.
Wow…omega red just may have lost the match for his tieam…he’s still beating on flairmark…well he seems to be getting off now…what a monster he is…
Cut to…
Arkham
11-05-2005, 06:23 PM
Arkham is walking along another corridor, he spots a couple of back-stage hands carrying a large case, they are obviously struggling with its weight
Arkham rushes over to help, the two hands spot him and try to back away
Arkham: You little men need help, I am strong, I will help
Arkham goes to grab one end but the hand moves aside
Hand: No, thats ok, we dont need help
Arkham: Im strong, I help you carry it
Arkham reaches out once more, the hands both try to move out of his way but end up stumbling and dropping the case, a large amount of shattering can be heard as the contents of the case break
Hand: Damn, our wages are going to be docked for this lot
Arkham: If you dont need help, I wont help
Arkham walks away as the two hands look on in amazement at the wrestler as he departs
View changes to see Arkham walking towards the camera, he walks around a corner and stops as he sees The Chav wearing his trademark Burberry and Bling, the crowd boo loudly at him
Chav: Well, if is iznt da nutter
Arkham: Hello Mr Chav
Arkham grins at his other opponent for tonight
Chav: Dats good, showing me da respec I deserve, now, move yerz butt outa da Chavs way
Chav goes to push Arkham aside, but the larger man doesnt move
Arkham: Mr Chav looks angry, you look like you could do with cheering up
Chav: Youz dont know the harf of it, now move da butt
Arkham: I will cheer you up
Arkham reaches down and scoops The Chav up in a big bear hug, the crowd cheer and laugh at this as Chav looks rather surprised, his arms trapped in Arkhams grip
Chav: Lemme go, you dayum fool
Arkham: I give you BIG hug to cheer you up
Arkham squeezes Chav a bit harder before letting him drop to the floor, Chav staggers slightly before catching his balance
Arkham: Mr Chav feels better now, right?
Arkham grins at The Chav before patting him on the top of his head and walking away
Chav: Tha Beyatch will get whutz comin to him, good n propah
Back to the announcers
Tazz: Arkhams not making any friends with his actions
Cole: I dont think he really cares, he is just trying to make people happy
Camera pans in on The Dead Cell walking with a purpose backstage
DC: He thinks '*** he's the boss I'm not gonna react
Pain: Be careful Sweets
Deviator: Give 'im hell Chief
We see them approach Darkstar's office door
Draven Cage knocks on the door......no answer.
DC: *BEEP* knockin'
Draven and the rest of the trio march into the office
Darkstar:........and what we need to do is.........Who the hell are you?.....adn I told your bitch she ain't got what it takes.
The rest of The Future stand up and flank Darkstar
Trash: Tell him Boss
DC: So you ain't givin' me my f'n match tonight? We'll I'm gonna have to settle for kickin' your ass tonight.
Darkstar: Is that right?
DC: Yeah....and you can choose wether I do it in the ring......or right *BEEP*ing here and right *BEEP*ing now.
The Future and The Dead Cell are shouting and shoving each other as Darkstar moves to the back of his office
DS: (Can't be heard over shouting) OK...you've got.....YOU'VE GOT.......
A loud smash as Darkstar throws a glass of the wall, everything stops
DS: Now I have your attention.......you got it, ok, you got it......It will be Darkstar versus Draven Cage......Future and Dead Cell banned from ringside......and If you beat me, maybe you'll be in the upcoming King Of The Ring tournament......but if I beat, sorry when I beat you.....you and your dumb-ass friend, and even your Cyber-Bimbo Slut will do my bidding......what do you say to that....Bitch.
DC: Oh, it's on.....I haven't even warmed up in this company yet.......tonight will be your future......your epitaph....YOUR END.......lets go
Darkstar: Don't let the door hit you on the way out (sarcastic) Bub......now where were we?....Oh yeah, what I want you to do is..........
Cut to Cole and Tazz
Tazz: What a match up we have got ourselves tonight now Cole, the United Centre, right here in Chicago, '*** that's where we are tonight Cole, wasn't prepared for this. And Chi-Town has had it's fair share of battles over the years.
Cole: And with both factions banned from ringside.....it will be a fair fight....and believe me, this will be a fight....
(Cut to ONS video package)
(Back from ONS video package)
Backstage we find Mills and Black walking into the locker room to find Eagles just finishing a phone call
MDM - Hi guy, How’s thing’s
Mills - When did you get back mate
MDM shake’s hand’s with Mills and Black
Black - Didn’t you go to ERE
MDM - Yeah, My god it’s not a place you want to be, The “stars” aren’t very good
Cole - Tazz, Did you hear that Eagles has been to ERE
Tazz - Well, He did just say that
Mills - HAHA, who did you meet then
MDM - No-one really, All would be jobbers here
Mills - Come on man, Name and shame
MDM - Ok, There was “The Past” Barry something
Mills - HAHA, The past
Tazz - Ha ha, He’s calling the ERE IC champion the past
Cole - That’s funny Tazz, But we know his name is “the Future”
MDM - And someone called MBR, Or something like that thinking he was the man
Mills - What happened
MDM - The way he was walking around
Black - What, So on-one started anything
MDM - NO HAHA, Why would they, I’m the No1 Contender, They were all to scared to come near me
Mills - What about Deadman ?
MDM - What about him ? He’s nothing, Darkstar would kill him
Cole - WOW, Eagles thinks Darkstar would kill Deadman
Tazz - Well, He could Cole
Re-Evolution start laughing at this comment
MDM - Talking of Darkstar, I have just got off the phone to him
Mills - And what did he want ?
MDM - No, I phoned him
Mills - What for ?
MDM- About KOTR, I have just made him an offer
Mills - What kind of offer?
MDM - Well now the KOTR final will be Chris Eagles V Mickhail Mills
Mills - You what?
MDM - We cant meet till the final
Cole - That’s not right Tazz
Tazz - Why not Cole, He just did a bit of business, And not wanting to fight a friend till the final
Mills - Oh, I see, That’s good, Then you will let me win so I get a title shot
MDM - Who said anything about letting you win?
Mills - Well you already have a title shot
MDM - So when I win, I get two shot’s
Mills - Not that you need them
Eagles leaves the room
Mills - God Ben, He should be a team player
Black - Don’t worry Mills, He is
Cole - I can feel a bit of tension Tazz
Tazz - No Cole, Its just both men want to win just like all the stars in the KOTR
Cole - Ok Tazz, We will be back after this………
(Cut’s to video of the Chav burning TWO in ERE ring)
Keith Jaxx
12-05-2005, 10:33 PM
Back from the video and we cut back to the arena
The arena goes dark and the following can be heard from the speakers:
Narrator: Every boy has a dream. That dream is to become a man, a man who when his life is over can look back and realise that he is accomplished everything he has set out to do.
Real Wild Child (Wild One) hits the speakers as the following video package is displayed on the TWO titan-tron.
A shot of a man standing 5’10 tall wearing a pair of jeans going up to his knees is showen. The camera moves in closer displaying just the head of this so far unknown character.
The screen quickly fades out with it fading back in showing the unknown wrestler hitting a number of hurricanrannas on various different opponents.
The next set of action shots appear on the screen this time showen the unknown wrestler hitting a number of dropkicks to a number of different guys.
As the dropkick sequence fades away shots of the soon to be newcomer hitting different types of kicks on a punch back are showen.
The kick sequence ends as the camera zooms in closer to the wrestlers face.
Narrator: This man has that dream, this man is ‘Wild Boy’ Keith Jaxx. Coming soon to TWO STARS
The video package ends with the words COMING SOON as we cut back to the announce table….
MrFill
12-05-2005, 10:48 PM
Cole: That young man certainly looks impressive
Tazz: You're kidding, right? He's just a little jumping jack
Cole: With his ability, he's definitely more than that
Before Tazz can reply he's cut off by "Dirt of my Shoulders/Lying From You" by Linkin Park & Jay-Z hitting the speakers - the crowd hush down not knowing what to expect
Tazz: Who the hell is this? I don't recognise this music
Cole: Neither do I
The crowd EXPLODES with booing as Fill, the ERE World Champion walks out onto the staging, his belt casually draped over his muscled right shoulder
Tazz: What the hell is HE doing here?
Cole: I can only guess it's to do with the upcoming Pay Per View
Fill strolls down the ramp, lapping up the booing and jeering from teh TWO fans, slowly walking around the ring he gets to the time keeper's table and snatches a mic up from the the table... he turns and jumps cleanly onto the apron and steps through the ropes
The crowd's booing and jeering is at near deafening levels, but the ERE Champ just takes in the scenery with a look of disdain on his face
Cole: Our fans don't seem to appreciate him being here, that's for sure
Tazz: I don't say this very often, but you're right
Slowly the noise from the capacity audience dies down, Fill shakes out his incredibly muscled arm and raises the mic to his mouth
Fill: What a fine welcome for the greatest wrestler in the world today
The crowd ERUPTS with booing again
Fill: Then again, you lot aren't used to seeing somebody who can actually WRESTLE
The ERE Champion grins cockily as the audience continues to boo loudly
Cole: What does he mean by that? We have plenty of talented wrestlers
Fill: Just as an example, last week the ERE Intercontental Champion came here and utterly DESTROYED two of your guys, he even put them in hospital
Tazz: That's true, but they were hardly our best guys
Fill: So if our IC Champ is better than two of your wrestlers, and since I've had this...
Fill holds the ERE World Championship aloft to an incredible amount of booing
Fill: There isn't a single wrestler who has been able to touch me, even in a three way match I retained without ANY outside help
The Establishment member gins again as the crowd continue to boo and jeer towards him
Cole: What did he mean by that last statement?
Tazz: I have a feeling that this cocky ass is about to tell us
Fill: I've been watching your top guys, and I have to say that I'm definitely NOT impressed - your "Champion" can't even win a match without his little friends coming to save the day, it's like he's a Sham of a Champion - a Shampion if you want
More intense booing from the audience
Tazz: He CANNOT say those things about Evil Gringo - he's a great champion
Cole: I hate to say it though, he does have a bit of a point
Fill: So, come One Night Stand, I know one organisation who will be standing tall, and one which will be left in the gutter, one which will go on to prosper and the other will die a horrible death, because I know EXACTLY where the talent is, so we'll see in exactly one month who the REAL Champion is!
Fill tosses the mic out of the ring, gate-vaults over the ropes and slowly walks up the ramp, apparently enjoying the reaction he's getting from the TWO fans who have packed the arena
Darkstar
12-05-2005, 11:14 PM
Back from advert for TWOStars magazine.
In the center of the ring stands two lottery machines, one with the letters ERE written on the front, the second with the initials TWO. Darkstar and Deadman are stood by their respective machines.
MC: Now the moment we have all been waiting for Tazz: the lottery for the One Night Stand show!
Tazz: We already know some of the bouts Cole.
MC: I know Tazz! I WAS here with you remember?
Tazz: Well I try to pretend you aren't anywhere near me Cole.
In the ring Deadman and Darkstar are handed Microphones, Deadman raises his to his lips...
DM: So this is TWOStars? *The fans cheer the mention of the TWOStars brand name* Well this sucks.
The fans in attendance EXPLODE with booing at Deadman!
DM: the only reason you have so many here tonight is becouse Extreme Revolution fans have boosted your pathetic attempt at a gate. hell, listen to them booing you now darkstar!
As Deadman lowers his microphone he shoots a smirk at Darkstar. The fans boos quickly turn to cheers as Darkstar raises his own microphone. As the fans reaction gets even louder Darkstar lowers the microphone again and looks at the yelling throngs.
Tazz: Woah Cole, the fans here are loving the boss! Finally he gets the respect he deserves!
DS: Woah woah woah......... come on keep it down people, we have a job to do.
As the fans quieten down Darkstar laughs at Deadman, much to the annoyance of the Extreme Revolution owner.
DS: Tonight, here, we will pick out each match for the One Night Stand Pay Per View! using these two machines to determin each match: Davey Boy the Ex Rev machine, and Dynamite OUR machine. Now already we have some of the matchs sorted and signed! 'The *ahem* Fabulous One' Fill will be facing the TWOStars Heavyweight Champion EVIL GRINGGOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DM: Hold it darkstar! Fill is the Extreme Revolution Heavyweight Champion and deserves that you show him some goddamned respect! The second match is 'The REAL Future' Barry Gower, Extreme Revolutions Intercontinental Champion.and his opponant Welsh Scouser.
Darkstar storms over to Deadman and gets into his face:
DS: In a STEEL CAGE!
The fans pop HUGE at this announcement.
DS: Thats, if he has the balls?
DM: Darkie, not only has he the balls but he has a bigger left testicle than the entire TWO locker rooms balls put together! Bring on the cage.
DS: the next match pits The One, The Only, The Chav! Against
DM: The SHOWSTOPPER, HBK Andy Geeeeeeeeeee.
Both owners are eyeballing in the center of the ring, neither willing to break away until a thrown paper cup hits Deadman on the back of his head!
DM: Best teach your 'fans' respect darkie, becouse with God as my witness Im going to beat some into you on June 12th!
DS: You talk big Deadman, now pull out a name from Davey Boy.
Deadman slowly puts his hand into the lottery machine and pulls out a clear ball.
DM: The first announced match of the night is; Sam H! Oh god..................
the fans laugh as Deadman throws the ball to the floor in anger!
MC: Sam H, former Ex Rev tag team and IC champion Tazz, currently a member of the TGX group led by HBK.
DS: And Sam will be facing ............
Darkstar pulls oput a ball and grins at the pissed off Deadman.
DS: 'Violent' Vinni Vengance!
The fans pop for the TWOStars hardman.
Tazz: Thats one for us Cole! looks like TWOStars will win each match announced up to now.
DM: The SECOND match of the night............ ManBeastRhyno!
Deadman grins as he puts the MBR ticket down.
DS: Oh this is too good! MBR will be facing: Re-Evolution! thats right, 'The Million Dollar Man' Chris Eagles and Mikhail Mills! Guess thats the way life goes Deadman!
DM: You want a tag match Darkstar? Fine, heres 2 names for you.......C2K and Mitchell Antony Jones of 'The Establishment' find a team you son of a bitch!
DS *grinning*: Holt and Trash...............come on down.
Suddenly the tag team champions storm the ring and the three members of The Future beat Deadman down with sustained punches and kicks until finally Deadman rolls out of the ring and staggers up the ramp towards the back, his face bruised and bloodied.
DM: You know something darkstar? You're going to pay........
As Deadmans music hits C2K, MAJ and Fill attack Darkstar and co from behind to a HUGE boo from the live crowd. As security run to break up the fight the show cuts to a commercial break.......
Return from commercials
Camera's cut to backstage as Todd Grisham is standing with a very pleased and smug looking Vinnie Vengeance
GRISH: I'm standing by here with the man who just got drawn to face Sam H at One Night Stand, Violent Vinnie Vengeance. Now Vinnie, you have what you wanted....
VVV: I have what I deserve Todd, it's that simple. I just happened to get lucky with the draw
TODD: Lucky? I mean, we all saw you with Trash earlier so many are speculating that the drawing of that match was rigged.....
VVV: Look, I'm gonna explain this slowly so even you can understand. Everybody in that locker room had an equal shot, all that happened was that my name got drawn, there's didn't - get it?
TODD: Nonetheless, doesn't the appearence of the Prototype earlier on mean you need to watch your back?
VVV: Watch my back? Jimmy Redman was just a stepping stone, thats it, and before he thinks he can just go about his business without watching HIS back, then he's mistaken. The VVV - Prototype chapter isn't over, and after I'm done with Sam H at One Night Stand, i'll see to it that Redman's story doesn't finish in a fairy tale ending........Trust me
Triple V walks off as we cut to...
Evil Gringo
13-05-2005, 01:16 PM
The Evil Gringo sat adjusting a microphone.... The crowd give him a mixed responce and the figure of Mene Gene Okerlund is seen setting himself down in a chair next to him....
MG: Thanks for taking the time to speak to me Gringo, I know you have a very hectic schedule...
EG: No problem essa...
MG: So lets get straight down to business... You have just seen the actions of the Establishment and the champion Mr Fill's comments about you as the run in to One Night Stand heats up... What are your thoughts?
EG: Well essa, I ain't happy... Everyone knows I am a deserving champion, I mean come on homes... You really believe that someone like Dominator or AC could carry this great place on his back essa?
MG: Well...
EG: And to call me a sham essa? Pah I am the future of this business, he call names all he wants but come One Night Stand essa? Well we all know the Gringo will be the one with his hand raised high...
MG: Speaking of One Night Stand, whats your thought on the other matches announced.... First of all your stablemates Holt and Trash taking on the Establishment's Mitchell Anthony Jones and Chris2K?
EG: All I know is my homes are gonna do us proud and overturn the Establishment and prove that the Future is now...
MG: And the HBK and Chav match?
EG: Well essa, I ain't no fan of Chav's but I know that essa can go, I know it ain't gonna touch what I do to Fill, but that chico Gill? He is a marked man homes...
MG: And the big announcement that the US and Intercontinental champions will collide inside a cage for the honour of being crowed the better champ...
Gringo looks right at Gene, his eyes ablaze with disgust at Gene's comment...
EG: Better champ homes? Better champ?
MG: Well...
EG: Listen here 'Mean' Gene, if that is your real name homes, they ain't real champs, not at all... They are number 2 men, if that essa, they ain't got the gold on the shoulder, they ain't headlining the pay per views are they?
MG: No..
EG: Right again essa... As for as champs go, well essa they rank under me, second to the Gringo, the biggest loco essa alive to day and they always will be homes, remember that...
MG: Right sorry... But what about the night... Will TWOStars triumph?
Gringo stares right at Mean Gene and shakes his head in disbelief not for the first time...
EG: What kind of question is that? You know essa it makes me sick that all of a sudden a few chicos from across the fence appear and all of a sudden the homes we got here ain't good enough... I watched that lottery essa and I saw the matches made and I know that my team will win essa...
MG: You really believe that?
Gringo shoots out of his seat in a violent rage and stares at Gene a mere inch from his face...
EG: YOU LISTEN TO ME GENE... I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP, THE CHAMP ESSA AND I KNOW TRASH WHEN I SEE IT!
MG: Please champ, calm down...
EG: NO! I AM SICK OF IT, SOME PUNK COMES HERE AND PROCLAIMS HIM SELF NUMBER ONE ESSA? IN MY RING?
Gringo looks down at the floor and shakes his head again, a sicking smile on his face...
EG: Well this week I think it is time to pay a little visit to ERE... To prove my point to the world that I am the BETTER CHAMPION...
Gringo stares right into the camara...
EG: Listen here Fill, I'm putting you under notice, I'm putting ever ess that gets in my way under notice... You get in my way homes, you bad mouth me, you even look at me the wrong way and I will kick a hole in your chest essa... I will take your soul and eat it alive homes.... You've created a war and roused a warrior... ONE NIGHT STAND ERE, 12TH OF JUNE! THATS WHEN TWOSTARS GENERAL TAKE THE WAR TO YOU AND WINS IT!
Gringo barge past the camara man toward screaming and kicking at doors and walls as the crowd cheers the mad Gringo... Gringo notices and looks up, a smile twisting its way onto his rage filled features...
EG: Essa, a man could get used to a noise like that.... Gene... this interview essa is over... Now get of here bato before I kick your fake tanned ass!
Cut to One Night Stand promo package....
Slim Jim
13-05-2005, 02:05 PM
We see Slim Jim sitting on a steel chair in a blue-lighted room. Untouchable begins to play slowly as he speaks.
Slim Jim: Slim Jim. The best of British. He is here to conquer the United States of America. The Chav. Arkham. You can try, but you will fail. Slim Jim will be the number one contender. Slim Jim is the Man. He is the Myth. He is THE LEGEND. Slim Jim is Untouchable.
*Make It: To the top of Mt. Proffesion!
Rule It: Until you feel there's nothing more for you to do!
Or Say: "None of you better get in my way!"
Coming Down: If ya do you'll be back on level Ground!
Modest, to the top*
(Cutback to announcers)
Tazz: Well Cole, Slim Jim seems confident...
Cole: We'll see if it's misplaced in tonights main event Tazz....but coming up next, we have an impromptu match between owner of the company Darkstar and the vicious Draven Cage
Tazz: And both factions are banned from interfering or apperaing at ringside
Cole: And how will the attack on Darkstar affect him for this match?
Tazz: It's not gonna help, is it?.......here's what happened earlier tonight.
We cut to a recap of the confrontation in the office from earlier tonight
Camera pans in on The Dead Cell walking with a purpose backstage
DC: He thinks '*** he's the boss I'm not gonna react
Pain: Be careful Sweets
Deviator: Give 'im hell Chief
We see them approach Darkstar's office door
Draven Cage knocks on the door......no answer.
DC: *BEEP* knockin'
Draven and the rest of the trio march into the office
Darkstar:........and what we need to do is.........Who the hell are you?.....adn I told your bitch she ain't got what it takes.
The rest of The Future stand up and flank Darkstar
Trash: Tell him Boss
DC: So you ain't givin' me my f'n match tonight? We'll I'm gonna have to settle for kickin' your ass tonight.
Darkstar: Is that right?
DC: Yeah....and you can choose wether I do it in the ring......or right *BEEP*ing here and right *BEEP*ing now.
The Future and The Dead Cell are shouting and shoving each other as Darkstar moves to the back of his office
DS: (Can't be heard over shouting) OK...you've got.....YOU'VE GOT.......
A loud smash as Darkstar throws a glass of the wall, everything stops
DS: Now I have your attention.......you got it, ok, you got it......It will be Darkstar versus Draven Cage......Future and Dead Cell banned from ringside......and If you beat me, maybe you'll be in the upcoming King Of The Ring tournament......but if I beat, sorry when I beat you.....you and your dumb-ass friend, and even your Cyber-Bimbo Slut will do my bidding......what do you say to that....Bitch.
DC: Oh, it's on.....I haven't even warmed up in this company yet.......tonight will be your future......your epitaph....YOUR END.......lets go
Darkstar: Don't let the door hit you on the way out (sarcastic) Bub......now where were we?....Oh yeah, what I want you to do is..........
Suddenly Break Stuff from Limp Bizkit rings through the arena
Cole: Here comes the boss, not looking worse for wear, but no pyro, and he's marching to the ring Tazz
Tazz: That my friend is a powerwalk........The boss means business tonight......
Darkstar powerwalks to the ring....stamps up the stairs....and grabs a mic
DS: Hey Deadman......your goons couldn't even put a dent in me.......look, I'm still standin'.......and what I do to Cage tonight is your future, courtesy of THE Future.....Cage get out here........(mic thrown to ground)
The Chicago crowd cheer Darkstar's words.....but the mood changes
DC: (On TWOTron, as part of his entrance music)......This is your Future.....this is your epitaph......THIS IS YOUR END
Drowning Pool - Tear Away is blasted through the PA system
Tazz: And here comes his opponent Cole
Cole: And he's wearing a new "Dead Cell" shirt Tazz.....looks good actually
Draven gets in the ring and marches straight up to DS
Tazz: Nose-to-nose Cole
Cole: I don't know what they're saying, but it won't be complimentary
Tazz: Duh Cole....did ya work that out for yourself?
Darkstar steps back and slaps DC
Cole: Ooooooh, that won't sit easy...and remember, Cage has to win this to enter the KOTR
Tazz: That's right, and if he don't....he becomes The Future's lackey
Draven has a small smirk to himself, before taking DS down in a double-leg sweep and starst laying in the punches.....the ref counts, 1...2...3..4...DC gets up and threatens the ref, who tells him to open his hand.......which DC does as he chops Darkstar
Crowd: Woooooooooooooooooo
And again
Crowd: Woooooooooooooooooo
Darkstar returns the favour, chopping DC twice quickly
Crowd: Woooooooooooooooooo
Draven then whips DS into the ropes and catches him with a punch to the gut....
Cole: He's going for the Airdrie boot, off the ropes
Darkstar avoids the kick, as DC's momentum takes him past, and DS chop-blocks Draven, sending him down to the mat
Tazz: That's a good way to blow out a knee Cole.
Cole: And the boss knows it, look at him stomp away on it
DS stomps on DC's knee five times, before picking him up and slamming him down....hard.....cover.....1.......no, quick kick-out...........Darkstar puts DC in a chinlock
Cut to a commercial break...adverts include ONS, Tampax and a new way to stop constipation
Cole: Welcome back, as this match is still underway
Tazz: DS has really worked this chinlock....only releasing it to stomp on Cage's knee.
We cut back to the ring
Draven is working out of the chinlock and lands three elbows into Darkstar's gut....runs the ropes, and takes a running knee to the stomach......cover......ref down, 1.....2......kick-out again.
Tazz: Only a two Cole
Cole: But Cage has to mount an offence soon Tazz
Darkstar whips Draven into a corner and hot-dogs to the crowd, and then runs into the corner.....only to be met by DC charging out with an Airdrie Boot.....but DC drops to the floor too.
Tazz: That was sheer desperation Cole
Cole: Ref has the count
1...2...3...4....5...6...7...8.....Draven stirs and covers DS.......1.....2......nnnnnooooooooo, Draven is back up now and ready to take control.......grabbing Darkstar by the head he places him in a headlock before snap-suplexing him twice without letting go.....picking him up and dropping him in a leaping, twirling, X-factor
Tazz: WOW, that's gotta be all
Cole: He's going for the cover....what do Hugo and Carlos think
Hugo: Uno.......Dos.........Nooooooooo
Carlos: (Something Spanish)
Draven is on a roll now and picks up Darkstar and spinebusters him hard and signals to the corner......
Cole: Is he going up?
Tazz: Could be Cole.....he has an amazing FrogSplash
DC is going up and ascends the far buckles.......Signals to the crowd it's over and leaps off......high into the air........and lands crushing the air out of......
Cole: He missed Tazz.....that impact has laid him out
Tazz: I don't know if he can recover from this partner
Both men are down again as the ref counts once more....1..2..3..4..5..6......Darkstar stirs first and covers DC.....1.....2.........oooow, that was close...but he survives again.
Tazz: He's signaling for a clothesline Cole
Cole: But DC has ducked and Darkstar has nailed the ref
Tazz: Patrick's down Cole
Draven turns round......straight into a Darkdrop........Draven is out
Cole: The Darkdrop, this one is over Tazz
Tazz: But there's no ref Cole
Darkstar covers..........but with no ref it means nothing....he pounds the mat.....
Crowd: 1.........2..........3
Tazz: Don't matter Cole.....the ref didn't count
Darkstar is pissed now........He picks up Draven and locks in a dragon-sleeper......
Cole:He may be trying for the Darkzone Tazz
Darkstar goes to pick up DC from the sleeper into a cutter, completing teh Darkzone.......Cage goes up and over......but reverses it into a Noose
Tazz: The Noose is on.........he can't survive this Cole
Crowd are going wild at this point
Cole: Look DS is tapping....he's tapping out Tazz
Tazz: Again though....no ref.....I guess it's a three fall match now.....It's definately a Rocket-Busta
Draven lets go of the noose and tries to revive the ref.....as Darkstar struggles to his feet and sneaks up from behind with a forearm to the back of DC's head.........seeing the ref still down DS goes outside for a chair and as DC is almost to his feet DS.........
Cole: What the......the lights have went out Tazz
Tazz: Look at the TWOTron.....it's Deadman
Darkstar sees Deadman on the screen and drops the chair and starts shouting at the screen.......he is so involved in this he has forgotten Cage, who has went outside and grabbed one of his spiked wristguards.......Deadman gives DS the "HighSign" and Cage blasts him in teh back of the head with the object
Tazz: That is gonna hurt Cole
But Cage isn't finished, he hoists DS up over his shoulder and, grabbing DS under his pits, raises him above his head. before dropping him in a cutter, onto the spikes leather
Cole: Expulsion of Sanity Tazz.....this is over
Tazz: A very apt name for that manouver Cole
Cage wakes Patrick.....who counts DC's cover on Darkstar..........(Crowd chant along)......1........2..........3(Crowd chant insanely)
Drowning Pool fill the arena again as DC grabs a mic
DC: (Out of breath).......You see.......that is what..happens....when you mess with the Dead Cell.........This is all your future....all your epitaph........ALL OF YOUR ENDS....BRING ON KOTR....
Mic has feedback as it hits the mat
Cole: Darkstar is bleeding profusely as Cage leaves the ring victorious
Tazz: And this is why Cole.......(replay plays).....that spiked leather cracking his head open like a melon Cole
Cole: What repercussions will come from this....and is anyone in the KOTR tournament safe from "The Hangman"
Cut to KOTR promo
Dante
13-05-2005, 09:37 PM
Back from the KOTR promo.
The arena goes black and lightning stikes. Thanks for Nothing by Dope starts to play and a massive pyro explosion hits. Dante walks out from the flames into the ring. He throws the guns and another explosion rocks the arena. There is a large pop from the crowd for The Assassin.
Tazz-What is this kid doing out here?
At this point Dante has grabbed a mic and begins to speak.
D-Well Omega, again you should have had a match with me and again you didn't. One word comes to mind. COWARD!!! Well for those of you who didn't know, this gutless worm is my first match in the King of the Ring Tournament.
Another pop from the crowd. Dante holds up a hand to silence them. He speaks again.
D-I've told you all I haven't missed a kill yet. I can also promise you I'm not going to start. You know Red, I hate people with no courage or honor. I hate them with every fiber of my being. You are going to be nothing but another victim. You will feel the killshot. Just remember Red, you never know what shadows The Assassin is hiding in.
With that Dante throws down his mic, Thanks for Nothing starts to play again, and Dante walks to the back.
Edgemaster006
13-05-2005, 10:20 PM
*Titan Tron lights up as Dante goes through Curtain*
Snow crackles on titan tron
Snow slowly fades to Omega Red sitting in the boiler room
His eyes are bloodshot
"Mueller...German...dirty filthy disgusting German...the blood of sixteen million people...MY Soviet people...it is on your hands Mueller..."
Omega Red laughs insanely
"Do you enjoy the blood Mueller?...perhaps i may as well...but it is the blood of the people...the blood of the proletariat that soils your gloves...
"You call me coward...it amuses me...for what is more cowardly than an assasin who must shoot from afar rather than FACE HIS PREY?
Omega Red gets closer to the camera...
"The invasion is about to begin Mueller...just as your filthy Germans massacred the noblest of blood...so shall i massacre you...the ring shall flow with the blood of your guilty forefathers Mueller...for the Iron Curtain has not yet fallen...BUT IT SHALL FALL ON YOU!
Omega Red stands to full height, 6'11...
Smert K'Nemtzam! Smert K'Amerike! Za Rodinu! Za Communisma!
An infomercial on how to order One Night Stand plays before returning to live TV
The camera enters a darkened locker room, illuminated by the glow of a television set, the frame seated is revealed to be The Judge who is watching footage from the previous weeks tag title match.
He watches himself be pinned by the rollup and the grabbing of the tights, smiles, rewinds the tape and watches it again, stares at the three count and laughs out loud,
The Judge rises from the chair, picks up the sledgehammer and walks towards the mirror that hangs on the opposite wall, as the commentary from the match can be heard in the background. He watches the reflection of the television turns and smashes the mirror with the sledgehammer.
The Judge: They break the rules to defeat me!? Anarchy rules supreme because they refuse to see law and order. When people do that, I have to take matters into my own hands, if not then I have failed in what I have come here to accomplish! Too many lost souls drift into the abyss of corruption here; it is not too late to save TWOStars from its oblivion. I must restore order; otherwise all that has happened and is destined to happen will be lost! I see too many people to be found guilty, a scarce few who fight with me to overcome what has overtaken this place. The Court is now in session, my first defendant will soon be revealed, his path of destruction will be stopped before it is too late, and his time will come when he has to answer to me, He will answer to The Judge!
The Judge turns from the shattered mirror and storms out the door as the static from the television is all that is heard.
Cut to commercials
Jimmy Redman
14-05-2005, 08:59 AM
Cut back from commercials to a locker room. Heavy music is heard playing in the background. Jimmy Redman is sitting on a bench, head down. We hear the crowd pop in the background as they see him come into view.
Redman: Ok....I didnt get the match at One Night Stand. No matter......It doesnt mean this business with Vinnie Vengeance is over......it is far from over.......Revenge...revenge is a vulture Vinnie.....a shallow grave awaits you....
Fade to One Night Stand promo
Arkham
15-05-2005, 03:37 PM
Tony: The next match is for the Number One Contendership for the US Championship
The crowd cheers loudly at the announcement for the main event
Tony: Introducing first, making his way to the ring, from the streets, weighing in at 200 pounds, The Chav!
The arena goes dark and silent except for the occasional scream and a heartbeat can be heard over the speakers, this beat slowly gets faster and is then accompanied by a hi hat.
The beat stops and then kicks into a phat jungle beat as Missile fireworks launch to the entrance and the lights power on with the Chav sitting on a Burberry covered scooter, drinking a can of cider and smoking a tab.
The audience boos with a sense of wonderment as the Chav pootles down the ramp on this crapped out little scooter.
Tazz: Why not just save the time and announce The Chav as the winner now?
Cole: Because we have two other great competitors in this match
Tazz: Did you really just call Slim Jim and Arkham "great"?
Cole: Yes, because they are
The Chav gets off the scooter enters the ring, he looks around at the crowd and flicks his tab into the crowd, the crowd boo at his actions, The Chav's entrance music fades out
Tony: Introducing the next competitor, from London, England, weighing in 227 pounds, Slim Jim!
The arena lights go out and are replaced by smoke and spotlights that figure-8 the crowd. Two pyros go off - one each side of the ring and "Untouchable" plays. Slim runs to the ring knocking fists with the fans.
Cole: Look at the fan's appreciation of Slim Jim
Tazz: That's because they're idiots
Cole: You can't call the fans that
Tazz: I just did
Slim Jim's entrance music fades out as Slim Jim stands on the side of the ring look up at The Chav, not wanting to enter the ring yet
Tony: The final competitor, weighing in at 320 pounds, Arkham!
"Somebody Told Me" by The Killers begins which indicates that the level of insantity is about to increase
Arkham walks out onto the staging, he smacks the side of his head a couple of times before walking down towards the ring, some of the crowd cheer and chant his name
As he gets to ringside he uses the ropes to pull himself into the ring, he pulls on the top rope a couple of times as though testing that it's going to hold him and his opponents
Cole: The fans seem to be taking this big monster to heart
Tazz: He's just a big lug, and that's all
Cole: Big is right, he almost weighs as much as the other 2 wrestlers
Slim Jim hops onto the apron and climbs through the ropes, the three wrestlers look at each other, The Chav flicks the peak of his Burberry cap with his middle fingers towards his two opponents as Slim Jim casually hops up and down on the balls of his feet, Arkham looks at them both with an almost childish smile on his face, the referee signals for the bell to start the match
Tazz: It's about to kick off, and we'll see why The Chav will win this match easily
Cole: I'd never call a match against Slim Jim easy, and with the unpredictability of Arkham, I doubt this will be a walk in the park
Tazz: You'll see, I have all confidence in The Chav
Slim Jim and The Chav begin to circle, but Arkham stands where he is looking between his two opponents, he suddenly comes to a decision and goes towards The Chav with his arms out, obviously trying to give him another hug
Cole: Arkham seems to think that The Chav is still upset and needs more support
Tazz: Nothing good can come of this
The Chav notices the larger man coming towards him so he back pedals a couple of steps before retaliating with quick kick to the gut, this bends Arkham over double so The Chav takes the initiative and hits a knee lift to Arkham's face taking him off of his feet, the crowd boo loudly at the quick start
Slim Jim takes advantage of the distraction by running to the ropes, as he runs back towards The Chav he grabs the back of The Chav's head with a bulldog, the crowd cheer at this
Cole: So much for The Chav taking control
Tazz: Oh, it's only just beginning, you'll see
The Chav tries to cover up as Slim Jim kicks him in the ribs several times, Arkham gets up and rubs his face, he climbs to his feet and looks down at The Chav, seeming to come to a decision he walks towards his two opponents, he straight arm shoves Slim Jim to the side and pulls The Chav to his feet, Slim Jim seems shocked by this but decides to see what happens next
Arkham seems to be telling The Chav off and waggles his finger, The Chav looks a little confused for a second before trying to punch the larger man in the head only to have it blocked by Arkham's left arm, a small portion of the crowd begin to laugh at Arkham's actions
Arkham continues to tell The Chav off but another punch is attempted by The Chav, again it's blocked, when The Chav tries to throw a third punch it gets Arkham annoyed and he punches back knocking The Chav back into the ropes
Tazz: What the hell is that big freak doing now?
Cole: I think he's trying to tell The Chav off for kicking him when he wanted to give him a hug
Arkham lifts The Chav back to his feet and whips him across the ring, as he comes back The Chav launches into the air and hits Arkham with a flying elbow which knocks him out through the ropes, the crowd boo at this
Slim Jim sees another opening and runs towards The Chav, but The Chav is too quick, he steps aside and sends Slim Jim into the corner, The Chav stomps hard into Slim Jim's gut which causes him to collapse to the mat holding his gut
Tazz: Now THIS is what I'm talking about, just watch as The Chav does what he does best
Cole: Annoy the fans?
Tazz: Shut up, Cole
The Chav backs away to the centre of the ring, he turns and runs back towards Slim Jim and hitting a seated dropkick causing him to yell out in pain
The Chav gets up again, backs away and runs forwards once more, but this time he's caught mid-run by a stiff clothesline from Arkham who climbed back into the ring just in time, this makes the crowd cheer
Cole: What a hell of a way to stop the assault
Arkham quickly follows up with an elbow drop to The Chav's gut causing him to yell out in pain, Arkham quickly scoops up The Chav and hits a side walk slam, driving him into the middle of the mat
Slim Jim gets up out of the corner, he holds his gut slightly as he comes back into the middle of the ring, he motions to Arkham and towards The Chav, a grin comes Arkham's face
Tazz: What do these two have planned?
Slim Jim says something, he quickly runs towards the ropes, as he gets back to Arkham the big man scoops Slim Jim up and throws him upwards in one clean move, Slim Jim flies up into the air and twists as he does so, hitting The Chav with a variation on a swanton bomb, the crowd cheers very loudly at the move
Cole: What an improvised team move, a combination of Arkham's strength and Slim Jim's high flying
Tazz: When did this turn into a 2 on 1 match?
Slim Jim quickly covers The Chav for a pin, the referee begins to count
One
Two
Arkham pulls Slim Jim off of the cover, he pulls Slim Jim up to his feet and shakes his head at him and points down towards The Chav and then to himself, Arkham turns towards The Chav and tries to pick him up but Slim Jim pulls his arms away
Tazz: Ooh, it looks like a lover's spat
Slim Jim quickly hits a couple of chops to Arkham's chest, the crowd "woooo" at every chop, Arkham staggers backwards towards the ropes, The Chav rolls to the ropes while Arkham and Slim Jim are distracted
Slim Jim continues to chop at Arkham, he backs Arkham into the corner before mounting the second turnbuckle and begins to pound on his head
The crowd chant along with every punch, they get to seven before Arkham reaches up and grabs Slim Jim's legs, he lifts and takes a step forwards, looks to hit a powerbomb but Slim Jim throws his body downwards first with a hurricanerana which gets a huge cheer from the crowd
Cole: What a move by the Slimmer
Tazz: Yeah, you two beat each other up and leave easy pickings for The Chav
Slim Jim covers Arkham and the referee begins to count the pin
One
Two
Arkham powers out of the pin attempt, sending Slim Jim across the ring towards the ropes, Slim Jim is quickly back to his feet, he runs back towards Arkham and lands a running legdrop across Arkham's chest
Slim Jim then turns and runs to the corner, he jumps to the top turnbuckle and looks around at the crowd who are cheering loudly
Cole: The crowd really love Slim Jim
Tazz: I have no idea why, he's just a poser
Slim Jim leaps and lands cleanly on top of Arkham with The Slimmer, the crowd cheers very loudly at the move
Slim Jim covers Arkham for the pinfall, the referee begins to count
One
Two
The Chav pulls on one of Slim Jim's legs to break the count, holding onto the foot he begins to stomp on the back of Slim Jim's thigh, this causes him to yell out in pain, the crowd boo at The Chav's actions
Slim Jim is rolled over by The Chav, he pulls on the leg and applies a single leg boston crab, Slim Jim screams out in pain as The Chav pulls back further on the leg
Tazz: Come on Chav, make him tap out
The referee checks on Slim Jim, but he refuses to tap out, The Chav pulls back further on the leg trying to make Slim Jim submit
As The Chav continues to pull back on the leg, Arkham gets up using the ropes, he runs to the ropes and hits a big boot to The Chav's face, the crowd begin to cheer louder as he follows this up with an elbow drop
Cole: That certainly stopped The Chav
Tazz: Why did he have to stick his nose in?
Cole: It is a three way match
Arkham picks up The Chav, bends him over slightly and begins to hit a couple of elbows to the back of his neck, Arkham whips The Chav to the corner and then runs after him with a clothesline
The crowd cheers again as Arkham slams a couple of back elbows to The Chav's head, Slim Jim rubs the back of his leg and gets back up to his feet
Cole: It looks like Arkham is really in control
Tazz: Not for long, The Chav is going to come back soon
Slim Jim rests in the opposite corner to where Arkham has The Chav, he rubs his leg once more before yelling across to Arkham, the big man looks back, nods and steps aside
Slim Jim runs across the ring and jumps with a Stinger Splash, The Chav staggers forwards out of the corner and is slammed to the mat by a clothesline from Arkham, the crowd cheers loudly
Arkham pulls The Chav back to his feet, he whips The Chav across the ring and as he comes back Slim Jim leaps up and catches him the Slim Pickin's, the crowd cheers again
Cole: Slim Jim and Arkham are running wild on The Chav
Tazz: This isn't a tag match though
Slim Jim picks The Chav up, another whip to the ropes and as Slim Jim leaps for another DDT The Chav reverses the move and slams Slim Jim into the mat with a spear, the crowd boo loudly
Tazz: I told you he'd come back
The Chav tries to get up to his knees but is knocked back down again with a running knee lift from Arkham, Arkham pulls The Chav up and locks him up with the reverse arm cross, he then rams him into the corner with the Straight Jacket, the crowd cheers again
As The Chav staggers backwards out of the corner he's picked up into the crucifix position, Arkham steps forwards a couple of paces and drops to his knees for the Insanity Unleashed, the crowd cheers louder, in the corner Slim Jim slowly climbs up to the top turnbuckle
Cole: This is the end for The Chav
Arkham rolls over and covers The Chav, the referee begins to count
One
Two
Slim Jim suddenly leaps from the top rope with The Slimmer across Arkham's back, the crowd cheers loudly
Arkham rolls to the side off of The Chav, and Slim Jim rolls on top of The Chav for the pin
One
Two
Three
The crowd cheers loudly as the bell rings as Tony Chimmel announces Slim Jim as the winner
Cole: What a match, all of the men put on an amazing showing
Tazz: How was it fair? It was really a two on one match
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