TWOStars Xtreme TV #11- May 5th

[Darkstar]

The following program is a post watershed production, it will contain scenes and storylines not suitable for children and some of the content may also be unacceptable to other viewers. This program may also contain strobe lighting effects.

'Carve me an Edge' starts to play as the opening sequence begins. After the opening video ends an internal wide anglr shot of the Grund Arena shows thousands of cheering fans. Suddenly pyros go off around the entrance to the ring and from the four ring posts.

MC: WOW! What a reaction from the fans here in Cleveland!

Tazz: They know they are in for a fantastic show here Cole. Just four short days after Backlash, have any of the guys in the back recovered?

'Break Stuff' starts to play as a thin jet of flame shoots down the walkway. Darkstar appears at the top of the ramp to a HUGE set of boos. As the owner walks down towards the ring his face seems even deader than before. A small 'T-W-O' chant can be heard.

MC: The boss not getting a friendly reaction here Tazz, and after Backlash Im not surprised.

Tazz: Why? What did he do at Backlash Cole?

MC: He caused Dominator to lose, Dominator had the champion down and could have won the belt until Darkstar stuck his nose in.

Tazz: Cole, darkstar did what he had to do for the company! Could you really see Dominator as Champion? No, Darkstar did what he had to do.

The camera goes back to Darkstar who is just climing into the ring. Tony Chimmel passes a microphone to Darkstar before quickly leaving the ring.

DS: Extreme Revolution...............

The crowd EXPLODE with booing at the name of the rival company.

DS: Roll the video.

Cole: What the hell is this Tazz?

Tazz: I’ve no earthly Idea Cole…..

The screen is now fully black and all we can hear is the booing of the crowd in the arena.

Cole: I don’t know what’s happening here Ladie…..

Cole’s microphone is cut off as a message begins to appear on screen…..

The Following Announcement Has Been Paid for by Extreme Revolution Entertainment

This message fades out and we’re in a large office, the video is shot in black and white but all we can see is the back of a large executive leather chair.

?: So you thought you’d make an impact?…. An impact on my show? On my time?…

?: Well if you wanted my attention, you’ve got it.

The voice then falls silent for a moment

?: You made a strike against my creation and for that you’re going to have to pay the ultimate price….. and that is, just like TWO Stars Version 1 & 2 before you. You will die at my hands.

The camera slowly begins to pan around the chair now and we slowly get to see a glimpse of the character talking who is now laughing evilly.

?: We’re coming for you…. Tick Tock, Tick Tock the clock is ticking….. The Extreme Revolution is coming and when we do…. You’ll wish you’ve never heard the name of Deadman.

The camera is now fully on Deadman as he begins to laugh evilly again in the chair as the scene slowly begins to fade out.

DS: How the HELL did you expect to get away with that Deadman? You want a war, you have one! June 12th Deadman. See you there, you and your so called company! A show so good they could only muster 3 matchs for Backlash, well I hope you can put up a fight becouse Im looking forward to TWOStars KICKING YOUR ASS!

A huge cheer goes up around the arena.

DS: You know me Deadman, we've tangled before and will do again. This time..this time you will lose more than a match.

Darkstar stares into the camera as it cuts to Chav promo.

[Telf]

Back from Chav promo

COLE: Well folks, we’ve said it already, but……what a Backlash! And one memorable, yet disturbing moment for me that night was the beat down that the US champ, Welshscouser, received from the now former champ, the Chav. And I believe we can take you to someone who is able to give us an update on Welsh…….

Violence Fetish by Disturbed cuts off Michael Cole, as an angry Vinnie Vengeance appears from the back

COLE: What the hell is this!?

TAZZ: It’s Triple V, Cole! Jeesh! Surely you remember him….

COLE: Of course I remember him Tazz! But the fact is that this isn’t his time!

Triple V powerfully struts over to the timekeepers table and grabs the mic from Tony Chimmel. He turns and sees Michael Cole pointing at him, VVV stares at the announcing duo before entering the ring. The crowd boo’s echo through the arena.

VVV: Last night……(the crowd cheer knowing that Triple V was defeated by the Prototype at Backlash)………..Shut the hell up!..........(The cheers turn into boo’s)……..Four days ago, a drastic miscarriage of justice occurred, a miscarriage of justice more drastic than that of the births of you miserable people here in Cleveland!

TAZZ: Gotta admit, Cole. These people here tonight are pretty miserable

COLE: I’ve had it with this Vengeance, Tazz. This guy just makes me sick!

VVV: So tonight, I seek to rectify what was quite simply the poorest display of refereeing in the history of professional wrestling…….Jimmy Korderas! Get your ass down to this ring!

COLE: Jimmy Korderas? He’s just a referee!

TAZZ: Yeah, Cole. And at that, the referee who cost Vengeance the match at Backlash

COLE: What! He did his job and counted the ten!

No sign of Korderas as of yet

VVV: Jimmy…..I’m telling you…..get your ass to this ring right now, otherwise I’ll make sure you wear crimson stripes for the rest of your career!

Finally, a very intimidated Jimmy Korderas appears from the back, carefully walking down to ringside

VVV: Come on, Jimmy, up those steps……(Korderas steps through the ropes, maintaining his distance from the Violence Bearer)……….Now Jimmy, if you wouldn’t mind, I’d like to ask you a few questions……(Korderas nods)…….Firstly, just why did you let yourself get dragged down the ramp and into the ring by The Prototype at Backlash?.......(Korderas reaches a full arms length and takes the mic from VVV)

KORDERAS: You……..You weren’t back in the ring before the count of ten……so…..so I just did my job and awarded the match to Jimmy Redman

VVV: Doing your job? Doing your job! I was helplessly left suspended from the set and you saw fit to count me out!...........(Korderas slowly nods)………..Ok…….Ok……I’ll accept that…..You were just doing your job. Just like your gonna do you job right now. You see, I haven’t won a match since Wrestlemania, so tonight I think it’s about time I get back to my Violence Fetish.

COLE: He’s not on the card tonight Tazz, so what ever he does, it won’t be sanctioned.

TAZZ: Sounds good from where I’m sitting!

VVV: Now I know there’s not a single guy in the back who’s willing to get in the ring with me right now, so how about I just choose one of you (points to the crowd) instead………(the camera’s pan around the crowd, seems almost everyone wants a piece of Triple V……..he notices someone sat a few rows back at ringside, wearing a Jimmy Redman t-shirt, VVV points at him)

VVV: You wanna get in here? (the guy starting waving his arms about)…….good, then security, let this man in the ring……(the young man jumps the barrier and slides in the ring)

VVV: Congratulations, now before this man here (points at Korderas, still in the ring)…rings the bell, I’ll give you a few seconds of glory, please feel free to pose for the world……

The guy, absolutely ecstatic, mounts the turnbuckle and starts waving at the live audience…………….stupidly taking his eyes off Vengeance.

TAZZ: This kid better watch out Cole!

With the lucky fan still posing, Triple V has sneaked upper behind and taken the fan from the turnbuckle in the razor’s edge position. He walks him over to the centre of the ring…….

COLE: Oh my God! Trust-breaker on this helpless fan!

TAZZ: I don’t care, even if security does let you, you shouldn’t jump that barrier – especially when you’ve got the Violence Bearer standing in the middle of the ring!

VVV: Korderas! Got your ass back in this ring and do your job! Ring the bell, count the three and raise my hand!

Jimmy Korderas, reluctantly slides back in the ring…..

ONE

TWO

COLE: What the hell!? Vengeance just pulled this kid’s shoulders off the matt! And……..he’s got the False Sense of Security locked in……..this kid is tapping frantically!

After a good 15 seconds of torture, Triple V releases the hold and motions for Korderas to raise his hand. He does so and Vengeance strikes his chest spread pose as the flames burst from the four ring posts

COLE: Sick! Just damn sick! Vengeance might just as well have snapped this poor kid’s spine!

Cut to Don’t Try This At Home ad

[Saz]

BAck from ad

Mean Gene Oakerland: I'm standing here NOW as official Chav interviewer and to that effect, I am standing here with the Chav. Firstly Chav, thank you for the position...

Chav: Mean Gene, yo' is much more better dan dat Grisham muppet, so I'ze asked Darkstar fer yer ta interview me from now's on!

Mean Gene: Firstly Chav, perhaps you can explain your, how do I put it? Dispicable act on Welsh Scouser?

Chav: jus' depends on what you'ze defines as despicable Mean Gene!

MG: Let me break it down for you Chav... not only did you beat Welsh Scouser within an inch of his life and not satsfied with that, you wait till he is put on a stretcher to attack him once again, then defacing the US Championship belt!

Chav: Well, if you'ze can calls dat dispicable, den I guess it wuz innit? Well, dat'z in da past! Whuz important is dat da Chav wuz manhandled by da Dominator!

MC: TO be fair Chav, Dominator just stopped you from doing anything worse!

Chav: Mean Gene, I does not sticks me nose in Mean Gene's business, you sticks yerz nose in *** it's yer job, but i don't remember giving Dominator any position to mess about wit da Chav, so the Chav is putting down dis challenge TONIGHT!

MC: A challenge Chav?

Chav: Yes Mean Gene, da Chav will say dis ta Dominator, I 'as beeyatch Slapped ya before and I is gonna beyatch slap you'ze again. I want you'ze in da ring tonight Dominator, be dere or be da Beyatch we'ze all knows you is anyway.

MG: Does that make sense?

Chav *thinks for a second*: Who knows Mean Gene? me haz ta keep it simple, *** Dominator has only upgraded to Dick and Jane goez fishin'!

Camera closes up onto Mean Gene

MG: Harsh words from a harsh wrestler, let's see how.... CHAV! CIGARETTE!

Chav (off camera): Oh fer BLEEP s sake!!!!

Cut to adverts

[Evil Gringo]

Back from commmericals...

We cut to a scene of The Evil Gringo, still the TWOStars champion who is standing with his belt cradled over his shoulder....

He appears to be having some trouble with a vending machine... He solves this by booting a huge hole in the plastic case and ripping out a few cans of Dr Pepper....

It is at this point that Todd Grishim, wearing SWAT body armour and an American Football helmet, his arm still in a sling, approachs the Gringo....

TG: Champ if I could just have a few word... although if not I can just run away now...

EG: Todd, Grish, pal, essa, have a can...

Grish flinches and drops the can throw at him by the Gringo... suspious he presses on...

TG: I see your in a good mood today champ... care to elaborate?

EG:Well Grish, its as simple as this homes... I beat my number one rival for the TWOStars belt, I left him bloody and out cold in the ring essa, thats the sort of thing that puts a smile on a essa's face....

TG: But you didn't do it without some help...

EG: Grish, thats not the point... Look at this title, it is the pinnacle of this industry, it is essa what you fight to gain and you die to keep, this makes you the premier performer essa... Wouldn't you take any steps you could homes to make sure this title?

TG: Well... but when you say premier performer... what about ERE's champion Mr Fill?

Gringo fixes a solid stare onto Grish as the crowd boo in the arena at the mention of the rival organisations champion...

EG: You saying that chico is better then me homes?

TG: Well no...

EG: You telling me that you think some little punk from another little pond is my equal essa? You come here after the Gringo's legendary comeback last night and talk trash? I'm dissapointed in you Grish...

Gringo feigns to hit Grish but instead merely takes the can from his hand... he shakes it up though and opens it before pouring the bubbling soda down Grish's pants... Grish is soaked and humilated...

EG: Let that be a lesson to you essa... Now as for this Mr Fill... Well I've seen this hombre and yeah, he ain't too bad... But as good as the Gringo? No way essa! And one day, maybe soon me and that chico are gonna meet and all those people who reckon the Gringo isn't the number essa in this industry... Well they are about to be proved wrong! Anything to add essa?

TG: No, not really champ....

EG: Good... Remember essa, even if its on one night and one night only we meet... The Gringo will always be better then you... then now and forever!

Cut to MDM Chris Eagles video package...

[Fidel Cashflow]

The scene switches to Christopher Eagles strutting around backstage with a large grin on his face. He stops in front of a door with “Re-Evolution” on it, and walks in. He sees Mickhail Mills and Benjamin Black sitting grumpily in chairs.

Eagles: Last night was great!

Mills: I’m going to snap that cokeheads neck!

Black: I’ll rip his whole head off!

Eagles: What are you two venting about?

Mills: Your mom!

Eagles: Watch it!

Mills: Your mom watched it!

Eagles: You little smart ass!

Mills: Do something! I’ve been waiting to kick someone’s ass!

Mills springs to his feet and makes a move for Chris as the MDM does the same. Black gets up and parts the two of them before they can do any damage.

Black: Cool it you two!

They both sit down.

Black: Now Mickhail, I know you’re pissed after last night, but there is no need to take it out on your friends.

Chris: What’s heating you?

Mills: Didn’t so see that little ******* did? He screwed us over! Or were you too busy watching Madame S clean?

Chris: Er…yeah.

Mills: You didn’t see it! I was amazing. I got arrested last night because I stole the show! I hit this insane top rope Enziguri on that pig Hammerton! I was on fire! Then Slimmy decides to jump me and Ben at the last minute!

Chris: So just take out your anger tonight against-

Mills: Retrodoofus and Arktard? Don’t worry about them; both their asses are going to get Re-Evolutionized!

Mills gets up and stomps out of the room.

Chris: Where do you think he’s going?

Black: Dunno, but I wouldn’t feel safe if I was wondering around backstage and he was in that mood!

Chris: Me too!

Cut to Backlash Rewind…

[Dante]

Backlash rewind ends. Camera is in ring in darkness.

Pyro explosion as blood starts dripping down the tron. The Assasins symbol emerges from the blood and Thanks for Nothing by Dope is blaring.

Dante enters the ring, throws the guns and another explosion.

Tazz-What the hell is he doing here, he doesn’t even have a match scheduled.

Dante looks pissed as he takes a mic.

Cole-Well Tazz, I think we’re about to find out.

Dante-You all know why I'm here. Because a certain gutless ******* decided to jump me with a steel pipe.

Crowd boos unmercifully.

D-So Cage if you think you're man enough, come on out here.

Crowd waits as nothing happens.

D-I SAID GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!!!

Again nothing. Crowd boos.

D-Well apparently I’m right in calling you a gutless coward with no honor. You can’t hide from me though. I’m an assassin remember? I’m trained in hunting spineless worms like you down. So if you want to play hide and seek, we sure can.

Dante pauses for a minute to see if DC will come out. Nothing.

D-Alright. Fine. We’ll do this “your way” If you don’t want to face me like a man. I’ll hunt you down like a dog.

Cole-Strong words there from Dante, I don’t know if this is a wise idea though.

Tazz-Well I agree with you there Cole, I just hope this kid knows what he’s doing.

Crowd pops as Dante throws the mic down, climbs out of the ring and walks to the back.

Cut to commercials

[Telf]

Back from commercials

Camera's cut to backstage as Vinnie Vengeance is seen cockily strolling around with his kit bag in hand, seemingly heading towards the parking lot. He walks past the office door of Darkstar on the way to his truck. The door of office swings open, the owner of TWOstars steps out.....

DARKSTAR: Vinnie! (Triple V turns round to acknowledge his boss) Great work out there tonight. In fact, you’re exactly what I'm looking for. Why don't you step inside my office and I'll tell you more.....

VENGEANCE: Actually Boss, I think I'm done tonight ..... (begins to walk off)

DARKSTAR: June 12th, Triple V ............

V3 stops in his tracks

DARKSTAR: ...... One Night Only ........

Triple V now turns to face Darkstar

DARKSTAR: I need my best guys out there, and you. ..... you Triple V ...... are one of my very best ....... the war has begun Vinnie ....... and we both know ...... in times of war, only those who bring the Violence survive ...... and the rest ...... the rest are in..sig..nificant

Vengeance pauses after Darkstars speech, he drops his kit bag, nods his head and walks through the door into the office.

COLE: The war is imminent, Tazz!

TAZZ: Damn right, Cole. The boss is readying the troops in the battle for sports entertainment supremacy!

[Ravenmark]

Camera cuts to...

Backstage we see a man walking round with a black towel on his head…he is wearing a singlet. He turns round and lifts the towel from his face and looks into the camera…

TAZZ: Wha….?
COLE: Tazz….IT’S TAZZMARK!

Retromark is done up like Tazz with a drawn on beard, a Mohawk hair do, fake tan and to complete - a very mean scowel!

RM: (New York Accent) I got something’ to say-

Revolution, Mills and Eagles
You’re gonna sniff more mat than a motherf*ckin’ beagle!
Tazzmark and Arkham will take it to the man with the money,
We’ll smack up that sl*t, the one you call a honey!

I ain’t talkin bout no Mademe S
The b*tch is Mickhail Mills
He really cleans your room for ya
And you stuff his thong with bills

I had to go extreme tonight
Backlash I had to sit through
Beat me if you can, Revolution
SURVIVE IF I LET YOU!

Tazzmark drops the mic, shoves the camera man and storms off…

COLE: Tazzmark teams with Arkham tonight, against Revolution!
TAZZ: He stole my gimmick, everything! Even my towel!

Cut to ’One Night Stand’ Promo.

[Volcom74]

One Night Stand promo ends and camera comes back to the ring. Live for This blares as a 5'10, mohawk wearing punk rocker comes out. He stands in the walkway as two pyro columns rocket out from either side of him. He strides confidently down to the ring and picks up a mic.

Tazz-Who the hell is this?

Cole-I have NO idea, but he looks like he's about to tell us.

Volcom-Well everyone, you should be happy. I, Volcom, have decided to grace you with my presence.

Silence from the crowd as they don't quite know what to make of the newcomer.

Volcom-I've been watching this show for a while, and seeing as I've gotten bored of my singing career, I decided to give wrestling a try. After being in countless mosh pits, I can handle ANYTHING anyone here can throw at me. No one can stand up to the Hardcore Attack, and I'd like to see anyone try.

Mixture of cheers and boos from the crowd as Volcom throws down the mic and walks out of the ring.

[Dante]

Camera cuts to the back where we see Dante hunting down Draven Cage relentlessly.

Dante-WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU CAGE?

Dante continues to tear through the back stage area. Breaking into rooms, and looking everywhere possible. As he breaks into a room, we see Omega Red and Vladimir looking at him with disgust.

OR-What are you doing?

D-This doesn't concern you.

OR-Oh but it does comrad. I don't appreciate you American Pigs going and doing what you please.

Crowd boos.

D-I asked you to stay out and I won't ask you again.

OR-You call yourself a warrior, but you are NOTHING. In Mother Russia, we have many warriors, and they are all better then YOU.

D-If you're looking to piss me off, you're doing a damn good job of it. I'll tell you one more time, shut up or else you'll see why I was an assassin.

Crowd cheers

OR-You Americans pigs don't scare me. I FEAR NOTHING!! In Russia, I am one of the most....

D-SHUT THE HELL UP!!! I was hunting for DC, but I think you're about to top my list. If you want to do something about me, you know how. But be warned, if you call me out, You're going to become just another victim.

With this Dante strides out of the room.

Crowd cheers loudly.

[DC]

(Back form One Night Stand promo)

Tazz: I guess Dante is a little mad after what happened Sunday before the PPV

Cole: I would be too if I was assaulted and left out cold partner, I don't know what's gonna happ........

The lights go out and a never before seen video plays on the TWOTron

The video shows The Dead Cell beating up everyone they have in the company so far..including Tazz, and also shows them walking the aisle broodily, with sharp jump-cut edits.

Tazz: That's a load a garbage Cole

Cole: It sure is....and it's new music for one of the most hated wrestlers in the company today

The music is Drowning Pool - Tear Away, and as it plays the crowd boo the living hell out of The Dead Cell, as the song plays Cole notices one of the lines in the song, just as Draven Cage, Pain, and The Deviator make their way out....."I don't care about anyone else but meee, I-i-ii-i-i-i don't care about anyone or anything", the song plays on throughout the entrance

Cole: That line sure fit's this group Tazz, they don't care about anyone else but themselves

Tazz: Yeah and no-one cares about them either Cole.

The crowd continue to boo as all three members get in the ring.........DC grabs a mic

DC: So.....Dante.....you're looking for me?......Well here I am, not hard to find am I?

Pain: I can see you handsome

The Deviator: I can see you too

Tazz: John Cena can't though, right Cole

Cole: (doesn't respond)

Tazz: I crack myself up (chuckles, and talks away to himself)

DC: You want a piece of me? You're bragging about how you have teh quickest win in TWO history, that is only because I was distracted by that silly little girl........and we all saw what happened to her on Sunday.

Pain: She wasn't the only one who got taught a lesson on Sunday

DC: You know something you're right again, (DC gives Pain a quick kiss)....I do believe Dante had a small trip to the hospital on Sunday too.....after i ahd creamed him the previous Thursday

Cole: That's true Tazz, but he had to sneak attack him

Tazz: Where I come from that's you do what you have to do....and Cage lives by that same creed

Deviator: I think these clowns have forgotton DC

Pain: Yeah show 'em again....show it again.

DC: Roll the footage

(The TWOTron comes to life with footage of the two previous assaults on Dante

from TWOStars 10------

Cage gets to his feet...eyes filled with shock and rage.

Dante is on the 2nd rope celebrating...but doesn't see HDC sneaking up behind him......

Tazz: He's pulled him down and locked in the Noose Cole
Cole: This is disgusting....the match is over Tazz he doesn't have to do this

Draven holds on to the Noose.....Dante taps but it gets no response....

Tazz: What's that look on Draven's eyes Cole?
Cole: I don't kno.........oh my god.....he's insane


Draven rocked Dante with an unheard of Hangman'sPlex, suplexing Dante while still in the Noose.......Dante is hurt.

Draven grabs the mic

DC: I may lose battles......but I win all my wars

from Rampage-----

Generic backroom guy: Nice job on Draven Cage last week
Dante: Thank you....but any man without honour will always fall to me
Generic backroom guy #2: Hey man, nice going last week,but aren't you afraid of a reprisal?
Dante: Afraid? No, he has no honour, no respect. He has shown himself to be a coward, a......
GB#2: LOOK OUT
Dante: Wha......(Clang)

Draven Cage nails Dante with a steel chair

DC: You're not afraid? You're not *BEEP* afraid? Well, you should be......how's this for no *BEEP* honour?

Cage takes the chair and nails Dante again, drawing blood from the brooding newcomer's skull........

DC: Hey Tiff.....my Sweet.....take a look....this isn't even close to what lays in store for you tonight......I am gonna make you bleed......then I'm gonna make you bleed some more......you will go through tables again.......I'm gonna take this (DC holds up the now dented, bloody chair) and wrap this around your pretty little head......I'm gonna dye your lovely pink hair red.......then I'm gonna......CHOKE.....YOU.....*BEEP*......OUT...... .....BITCH!

DC grabs Dante and nails him in the gut doubling him over, before kicking him square in the face, and locks in the Hangman's Noose

DC: (shouting) Look at him, look at this 'Warrior'....he's nothing.....he's less than that......the morons in the front row could do better than him (crowds boos make their way to the backstage area).........this is just a preview of tonight............this is how I'm gonna break you....

Draven Cage then nails Dante with a HangmanPlex.........to the floor.....Dante lands with a sick thud and is out cold

DC: This is your future.....this is your epitaph........THIS IS YOUR END


crowd show their disdain


DC: That's what has happened every time we have crossed.....and if you wanna try again.....go and see the Boss.....go and ask Darkstar if he will allow you to end your career at my hands......*** make no mistake Bub, that's what will happen.......

Draven Cage poses with his arms in a strange crossed position, his eyes in filled with condemnation, and Pain holds the mic

.......................This is your future....this is your epitaph......THIS IS YOUR END..

The music starts up, the video starts playing agian and The Dead Cell walk the aisle

Tazz: That's a challenge if ever I heard one...

Cole: Yeah, but if Dante accepts.....if the boss allows....it will be three-on-one Tazz......Cage is hard enough to beat, but with two other goons out there..it's almost impossible.........but coming up next

cut too

[Arkham]

Earlier today video package

Cole: It looks like we have some footage of the superstars arriving earlier this afternoon

Camera shows lines of fans waiting for the stars to arrive behind a barrier, around the corner comes Arkham, dressed in his tatty white trousers and shoes, and he has a loose fitting white jacket on, he waves at the crowd as they give a small cheer at him arriving

Tazz: Theres that idiot who made a fool out of himself last week

Cole: The fans seem to like his antics, why can't you laugh at what he does like everybody else?

Tazz: It doesnt help that hes teaming with the fool who is copying me tonight

Cole: You should take that as an honour

Tazz: Bah

Arkham walks along the row of the fans, he has a grin on his face as a few are chanting his name, he stops as a little boy hands him a ball point pen and paper to sign

Keeping hold of the pen he spots a boy holding a balloon, so he grabs it and tries to sign it but only manages to pop it, causing the young boy to begin crying

Arkham tries to appologise, he spots another balloon being held by someone in the front row, so he tries to snatch it away to replace the one he popped, only to end up in a tug of war with the owner of the second ballooon, during the struggle Arkham tries to snatch the balloon away and pops the second one as well

Arkham looks confused as to what to do, so he holds his head and just runs off into the building

Tazz: What a moron, hes destroying the childrens balloons

Cole: Im sure he means well

Tazz: Lets hope thats the only damage hes going to cause today, especially after last week

[Dante]

Dante is shown again backstage, this time he's walking with a purpose. He walks up to a door and knocks sharply. The door is shown to be Darkstar's office.

Tazz-This kid has been having a rough night.

Cole-Well he's going to see the boss, I wonder what he wants.

The door opens and out steps Darkstar. Crowd boos him.

DS-What do you want?

D-I want a match. I'm tired of all this crap. I don't care if its Omega Red, Draven Cage or both. I WANT A MATCH.

DS-Step in here and we'll see what we can get worked out.

Dante follows Darkstar into his office and the door closes.

Tazz-The Assassin is frustrated and he's got every right to be, but calling out both Omega and Draven Cage? Thats SUICIDE!

Cole-And what does the boss have in store for him?

Camera cuts to

[The B-Man]

The Entranceway as “This is Extreme” hits the speakers to a LOUD amount of booing from the TWO fans.

TC: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome to the ring, representing the Extreme Revolution, Mr. Paul Heyman.

Heyman begins to walk down to the ring as the crowd noise increase with Boo’s.

MC: What the hell does he want?

Tazz: Who knows Cole, one thing we do know is that he is an Extreme Revolution commentator.

MC: Exactly Tazz, that’s why I want to know what he is doing on our show.

Tazz: I am sure we will find out.

Heyman walks up the steps and then steps through the ropes into the ring where he then moves over toward Tony Chimmell and snatches the mic out of his hand.

PH: Yo, you *******s in the back cut my music.

“This is Extreme” cuts off as the crowd vent as much boo’s as humanly possible toward the Extreme Revolution commentator.

MC: Well that was uncalled for.

PH: Well, well, well. TWO the Terrible World Organisation the second rate Federation to the Extreme Revolution.

The crowd again boo LOUDLY toward Heyman.

MC: He called TWO second rate, Tazz.

Tazz: I heard him, Cole.

PH: Now you are probably all wondering what I am doing out here in the middle of a TWO ring. Well if you people shut up for one minute I will tell you.

The crowd start a “Heyman sucks” chant.

MC: These people are telling Heyman what they think.

Tazz: What you think I am deaf or something. I do have a set of ears you know.

PH: First of all I have to tell you that the Extreme Revolution have something big planned, but you lowlifes will find that out soon enough.

The crowd again boo at Heyman.

MC: What does he mean by that?

Tazz: How the hell should I know.

PH: I am here tonight is for 2 reasons one to commentate on the next match, because quite frankly Cole and Tazz suck more than Paris Hilton.

MC: Excuse me.

Tazz: That’s not right at all, Cole.

The crowd boo even more at Heyman who begins laughing in the centre of the ring.

PH: Haha. Anyway the second is to introduce The reigning Extreme Revolution Tag team and Intercontinental Champion and the Future of the Business. Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome Barry Gower.

Two streaks of lighting appear either side of the titan tron just before pyros go off and "Ride the Lightning" hits the speakers to a LOUD amount of booing from the crowd.

MC: Just listen to the crowd reaction, they don’t seem too happy with Gower taking up airtime.

Tazz: They don’t want ERE on their show it seems.

Gower makes it down to ringside where he jumps up onto the apron and steps through the ropes raising his titles up in the air to a LOUD amount of booing from the crowd.

Heyman passes Gower the mic as “Ride the Lightning” fades out.

BG: Hello Toronto!! Tonight you witness the Greatest show on earth and no Coley not My Beautiful Laundrette.

Tazz: You’ve seen that as well then?

MC: I have not.

BG: Tonight you minor league S.O.B’s. get taught by the master, by the perfectionists, by me, The Future of the Business.

The crowd boo LOUDLY at Gower.

BG: So Mr. Heyman if you would go take your seat in the commentary position and show those two hopeless assholes how to do their job we can get on with this.

Heyman leaves the ring and heads over to the commentator position.

BG: Now we can get on with this. Since I am so damn good I will not only take one TWO Wrestler on but two.

Heyman sticks his headset on as he joins the announce position.

PH: Here we go boys The Future shows you TWOites how to wrestle.

MC: You speak very highly of him Paul.

Tazz: He must be impressive.

PH: Oh he is Tazz, you of all people should know when I say something like that I damn sure mean it.

BG: So come on let’s see what you’ve got boy’s.

Some cheesy ass music hits the speakers, which cause the crowd to pop slightly.

MC: It’s Hammerton and Vaile.

Tazz: The DrillSergeant and The Viper.

MC: Can Gower really handle the two of them?

PH Damn right he can.

Both men run down to the ring sliding in where the referee steps in between the two parties and is telling them to stand in the corners.

MC: The referee doing this by the book.

PH: Lucky for those two bitches he is otherwise Gower would have destroyed them already.

The Viper remains in the ring as Hank Hammerton steps through the ropes and stands out on the apron to the near right hand side of the screen.

MC: Well it looks like Chris “The Viper” Vaile is going to kick this one of for team TWO.

PH: The Viper, what is he a freaking snake or something?

Tazz: I think that’s the idea, Paul.

PH: That’s Mr. Heyman to you Tazz and you Cole can call me Master.

Ding Ding Ding..

Gower backs away from the corner, which allows The Viper to run at him only to be throwing down to the canvas via the use of a hip-toss from the Future of the Business. The Viper quickly gets back to his feet where he once again attempts to go after Gower only to be on the receiving end of a second hip-toss by the Extreme Revolution Intercontinental Champion

MC: Chris Vaile looks to be out of his depth here against the Extreme Revolution Superstar.

Tazz: The Ex-Rev has got some great talent Cole and this is surely one of their better ones if he is the Extreme Revolution Intercontinental Champion.

PH: Of course he is one of the most talented wrestlers we have, he is one of the most talent wrestlers in the business today.

Vaile is helped back up to his feet by Gower where he is whipped toward the right hand ropes. The Viper comes back off the ropes and is knocked down to the canvas by a hard hitting clothesline by Gower. The Future of the Business takes a look down at the TWO man before raising his arms up in the air to a an Extremely LOUD amount of booing from the crowd.

MC: Gower raises his arms to the TWO fans and they are far from impressed with the Extreme Revolution Champion.

PH: What a bunch of unappreciative *******s.

Tazz: That’s a bit harsh.

PH: Life is harsh, Tazz you of all people should know that.

Gower allows Chris to get back up to his feet before pointing over to the corner at Hank Hammerton.

MC: Gower wants Hammerton in the ring.

PH: Of course he does, he has had enough of throwing Chirs the Snake around.

Tazz: No doubt Gower was in control there of Chris Vaile but the question is can he deal with the fomer Marine man in Hank Hammerton.

PH: Of course he can damn it, he is Gower for Pete’s sake.

MC: Who is Pete?

PH: Don’t get all cute with me Cole.

Vaile tags Hammerton into the ring which gets a slight pop from the crowd.

PH: Hand him ass Baz.

As Hammerton steps through the ropes he is immediately meet with a clubbing blow to the back of the neck by Gower, which causes some booing from the crowd.

MC: Well that’s a cheap shot right there.

Tazz: Seconded.

PH: Cheap shot my ass, Gower saw an opportunity and grabbed it with both hands. You can’t afford to be all nice and chummy in this business, you have to be a ruthless ******* and that’s what we have right here in The Future of the Business, Barry Gower.

Gower pulls Hammerton away from the corner and sends him off the ropes to the left hand side of the ring, coming back off the ropes Gower looks to hit The DrillSergeant with a clothesline but the TWO stars man scouts the clothesline and moves in behind the Extreme Revolution Intercontinental Champion where he grabs him by the legs and swipes him off his feet causing him to fall face first into the canvas.

MC: Great technique by The DrillSergeant Hank Hammerton.

Tazz: Indeed it was Cole and that’s going to be on sore face Gower has now.

PH: Pah, technique my foot, Gower will show you technique during this match, trust me on that.

Gower gets back to his feet where he checks his mouth to see if there is any blood dripping down from it. Hammerton wastes little time by bounces off the ropes where he comes back off them and grabs the head of the ERE man before bulldogging him hard into the canvas.

MC: What a bulldog by Hank Hammerton.

Tazz: Great follow up move from The DrillSergeant.

PH: You know you two are rather funny, every think about going into a comedy as a double act?

MC: No Paul is you don’t mind we are trying to do our job.

PH: Feel free to start anytime.

Hammerton rolls Gower over onto his back pinning his shoulders down to the canvas, this prompts the referee to dive down to the canvas to call the pin:

One

Tw…, Gower powers out of the pin-fall by throwing Hammerton off of him and onto the canvas beside him.

PH: What a display of power. You know what you call that Cole don’t you?

MC: What?

PH: Gower Power.

Tazz: It certainly was a nice display of strength.

PH: Too right Tazz and that’s not all he has locked away in the closet of destruction.

Both men get back to their feet where Hammerton looks to hit Barry with a right hand to the face only for the Extreme Revolution Intercontinental Champion to block it off before delivering a riht hand of his own straight to the kisser of HH.

MC: Hard shot to the face of The Vietamese War Veteran.

PH: You’re damn right it was hard.

Having hit Hammerton with a punch to the face, Gower grabs his right arm and whips him toward the ropes, coming back off the ropes Gower grabs Hammerton and spins him around slamming him down into the canvas with powerslam.

MC: Gower with another great power display right there and quickly follows it up with a cover.

One

Two

Th…, Chris Vaile comes in to break up the count.

MC: Chris managing to break up the count and save the match for his team.

Tazz: That’s the sign of good team work there.

PH: More like the sign of cheaters.

Gower gets back to his feet where he grabs The DrillSergeant back up to a vertical base and whips him across the ring into the far left hand side turnbuckle. Gower follows up with a hard clothesline which knocks Hammerton out of the corner allowing the ERE man to take him into a front face lock quickly snapping off a vertical suplex keeping the grip locked on as Hammerton is driven into the canvas.

MC: What a suplex by Gower.

PH: You ain’t seen nothing yet, Cole, just watch the way he pops the hips.

Gower brings Hammerton back up to a vertical base where he hits him with a second vertical suplex once again holding on to the grip.

PH: That’s two.

Gower once again brings The DrillSergeant back up to his feet and hits him with a third vertical suplex, immediately following it up with a pin-fall attempt.

One

MC: Hook of the leg.

Two

Th…, Again Chris Vaile comes in to break the count.

MC: Again The Viper saves the match for his team.

Tazz: And now we will never know if Hammerton would of kicked out on his own.

PH: Of course he wouldn’t Tazz that would have been the end of the match right there and Snakeboy knew it.

Having broke up the count Vaile continues to stomp away at Gower but is being told of by the referee, this causes some booing from the crowd as Chris “The Viper” Vaile is sent back to his corner by the referee.

MC: Chris Vaile being sent back to his corner by the referee.

Tazz: He can’t just stomp away at Gower like he was doing even if the fans don’t agree with the referee’s decision there it was the right call.

PH: Damn right it was the right call. In-fact the referee should of disqualified him and sent him hunting for Rats or whatever it is snakes eat theses days.


Both Gower and Hammerton get back to their feet where Gower looks to hit The DrillSergeant with a right hand only for it to be blocked off by the TWO rookie who looks to hit the ERE man with a right hand of his own only for it to be ducked underneath as Gower slips in behind HH taking him into a waist-lock where he quickly snaps off a German suplex, which he bridges for a pin.

One

Two

Thr.., Chris Vaile again comes in to break up the count.

PH: Come on this is getting ridiculous now.

MC: It’s all legal though, Paul.

PH: If I wanted your opinion Cole I’d slap it into you.

Tazz: That’s you told Cole.

The referee tells Vaile to get out of the ring as both Gower and Hammerton get back up to there feet.

Gower looks to hit Hammerton with a right hand only for it to be blocked off by The DrillSergeant who then responds with a hard right hand of his own sending Gower back a couple of steps. Gower looks to move back toward Hammerton only for him to be on the receiving end of a second and third right hand by The DrillSergeant.

MC: Hammerton really taking it to Gower now, Tazz.

Tazz: That he is, Cole.

PH: Oh please.

Hammerton grabs the right arm of Gower and sends him toward he ropes to the left hand side of the ring – Coming back off the ropes Gower ducks underneath the clothesline attempt by the TWO man and continues his momentum as he bounces off the ropes to the right hand side of the ring. Having come back off the ropes Gower turns straight into a clothesline by Hammerton but manages to hit The DrillSergeant with the same manoeuvre causing both men to fall to the canvas.

MC: Both men with the same idea.

Tazz: And the question now is can Hammerton get to the corner and utilise the tag team advantage.

PH: Oh yeah, let him get to the corner, please do then we can see the snake be devenomised by The Future.

MC: I didn’t realise that Darkstar and crew had a problem with these guys.

PH: Who? I was referring to the Extreme Revolution Intercontinental Champion.

The referee takes a look down at both men at begins to count them down and out.

1

2

3

4

MC: Referee up to a count of four now and the question is can either Gower get back o his feet to break the count or will The DrillSergeant make the tag to Chris “The Viper” Vaile.

5

6

7 – The crowd begin to stomp their feet as the will Hank Hammerton toward the corner.

8 – Gower gets back up to his feet just as Hammerton makes the tag.

MC: Hammerton makes the tag and in comes The Viper.

Tazz: Can the TWO men take advantage now?

Gower back off has Viper comes into the ring where he hits him with a hard right hand to the face before grabbing his right arm and sending him across the ring toward the left hand-side ropes. Gower bounces off the ropes and runs straight into a powerslam compliments of Chris Vaile.

MC: What a powerslam by The Viper.

Tazz: Great display of power.

PH: Yes Tazz that is why it is called a POWER slam.

Viper uses the lateral press and hooks the near leg of The ERE Intercontinental Champion as he goes for the cover.

One

Two – Gower pushes Vaile up off his chest into the air, which causes the TWO man to land on the canvas beside him.

PH: Now THAT is a display off power.

Tazz: You will get no arguments from me there.

Both men get back up to their feet where Gower looks to deliver a right hand to the face of Chris Vaile only to have it blocked off and be on the receiving end of a stiff kick to the gut. The Viper locks his arms around the gut of Gower before slamming him overhead and down into the canvas with a well executed gut-wrench suplex.

MC: What a suplex by Chris Vaile.

Tazz: Now can he make the cover.

Vaile throws his arm up on to the chest of “The Future” before hooking the leg as he attempts to gain the victory via pinfall.

One

Two

Th…, Gower gets a shoulder up off the canvas to a rather loud amount of booing from he crowd.

MC: Gower manages to get the shoulder up off the mat.

PH: You think Gower is going to lose a match via a gut-wrench suplex? Please.

MC: It was close, Paul.

PH: Not as close as I am to getting up and hitting you a slap round the face.

Tazz: Wow, I think you better watch what you say Cole.

Vaile gets back up to his feet where he drags up the Ex-Rev invader and hits him with a neckbreaker, which takes him right back down to the canvas. Vaile gets back up to his feet where he then drags Gower back up to his looking to hit a vertical suplex on the Extreme Revolution Intercontinental Champion only for Gower to block it off via the use of his left leg. Gower quickly snaps a vertical suplex off his own, having kept the grip locked on “The Viper” BG brings him back up to his feet where he switches the grip to around the waist of Chris before delivering a back suplex to the TWO star.

PH: That right there shows you how good Gower truly is and why he is indeed The Future of the Business.

MC: It certainly was impressive as Gower goes for the cover.

One

Two

Th…., Hank Hammerton comes in to break up the count.

PH: This is not right, how is Gower supposed to win this match if that is going to take place every split second.

MC: Well if he is that good then he can figure a way round it.

PH: Didn’t I tell you to shut your damn mouth.

MC: I am just doing my job, Heyman and if you don’t like it you know where you can go.

PH: Yes I can.

Tazz: Where the hell is he going?

MC: Who the hell cares? As long as it is as far away from here as possible I couldn’t give a rats ass.

Hammerton is sent back to his corner by the referee as Gower lifts Vaile up to a vertical base where he whips him to the far left hand corner of the ring.

MC: Hard Irish whip by the Ex-Rev man.

Gower moves over to the corner where he begins to unload a number of right and left hands into the gut of “The Viper”.

MC: What is he doing?

Tazz: Looks like he is having a talk to the referee.

Heyman is up on the ring apron distracting the referee as Gower begins to choke Chris Vaile out with the tag rope. Hammerton comes into the ring and spins Gower around bringing him to a face to face position where Gower hits him with a hard slap to the face. The Drill Sergeant turns his attention back to the Ex-Rev star and gets a knocked down to the canvas with a stiff clothesline.

Tazz: What a clothesline.

Heyman jumps back off the apron and walks around to the ring announcer position pulling the chair away from the ring announcer.

MC: Now what is Heyman doing.

Tazz: With Heyman, only Heyman knows what he is thinking and sometimes I ain’t even sure about that.

Heyman calls Gower over and then hands him the chair, which the referee indicates no. Gower pushes the referee out of his way , which causes him to fall to the ground. The DrillSergeant moves towards Gower where he is on the receiving end of a chair shot straight to the forehead, prompting the referee to call for the bell.

DING DING DING

TC: Here are you winners as a result of a disqualification, Hank Hammerton and Chris “The Viper” Vailes.

MC: This guy is a manic, Tazz.

Tazz: You got that right, Cole.

Chris Vaile moves out of the corner and goes toward Gower who looks to hit him with the chair, however Chris manages to duck underneath the swinging chair where he then hits Gower with a dropkick to the leg, which take the ERE man off of his feet and forcing him to drop the chair.

MC: Nice move on behalf of The Viper.

Tazz: That is was.

Viper grabs the right arm of Gower and sends him toward the ropes – coming back off the ropes Gower ducks underneath the clothesline attempt by Chris Vaile. Before Vaile can turns back around Gower lifts him up into the torture rack position , with Heyman now in the ring he points at the chair.

DING DING DING DING DING.

MC: Come on there is no need for that.

Tazz: These two sure as hell want to leave a message, Cole.

Gower position himself and then hits the Burning Hammer on Chris Vaile with his head landing on the steal chair.

Crowd: Holy ****! Holy ****! Holy ****!

Gower picks Vaile back to his feet and tosses him to the outside of the ring before turning around to see Hammerton attempting to get back to his feet.

MC: Hammerton now getting back to his feet and this can’t be good.

Tazz: My advice to Hammerton right now would be stay down.

Hammerton gets back up to a vertical base where he is immediately lifted up into the torture rack by Gower.

MC: Are we going to see another Hammer?

Tazz: It looks like it, Cole.

Gower walks around the ring for a moment with Hammerton but decides to keep him in the torture rack for around 20 seconds before finally letting go.

MC: Thank God for that.

Heyman begins pushing Gower who then moves to the outside where he begins to look underneath the ring.

MC: Now what, hasn’t he done enough?

Tazz: Apparently not.

Gower brings out a table and slides up into the ring before sliding back in himself. Having got back inside the ring Gower sets the table up in the ring before turning his attention back over to Hammerton who he whips hard into the far left hand corner of the ring.

MC: This really doesn’t look good for Hammerton somebody stop this, please.

Tazz: I don’t think anyone has the balls to stop him.

Gower grabs Hammerton and sets him up onto the top rope allowing him to move up on to the second where he picks him up and takes him into the torture rack position. Heyman moves the table across to the corner before Gower jumps down off of the turnbuckle driving Hammerton through the table with a burning hammer.

Crowd: Holy ****! Holy ****! Holy ****!

MC: Man, I think Gower might of broken Hammertons neck.

Tazz: You might be right.

“Ride the Lightning” hits the speakers to a LOUD amount of booing from the TWO crowd as Heyman and Gower look at Hammerton laughing as TWO Xtreme fades to commercials.

[Arkham]

Back from the commercials

Tony: The next tag team match is for one fall, introducing first to the ring at a combined weight of five hundred and thirty pounds, the team of TazzMark and Arkham

Tazz's Music begins to play to cheering from the audience

Arkham walks through the curtain looking confused, he looks around at the crowd, a small group of them begin to cheer and chant his name which brings a grin to his face

Tazz: Look at that idiot

Cole: The fans seem to like him

Tazz: Only a small group seem to, maybe they're from the same asylum as him

Cole: Thats a little harsh

TazzMark enters with the towel draped over his head and begins to walk towards the ring

Cole: Now there is a man who the fans definitely love, but why is he dressed like that?

Tazz: The guy is clearly ripping me off, and Im disgusted, I should go and kick his ass right now

Arkham and TazzMark walk down the ramp, Arkham claps at the audience members who are cheering and chanting his name, TazzMark walks down the ramp with the towel still covering his head

The two men get to the ring and enter the ring under the bottom rope, TazzMark stands in the ring hopping on his feet before throwing his towel off showing his fake tan, mohawk and drawn on beard, the crowd cheer as TazzMark raises his arms, Arkham waves more at the crowd members who are cheering his name

Tazz: Look at these two idiots, how dare Retromark

Cole: Id consider both of these men decent, Arkham looked impressive on Rampage and Retromark is always great

Tazz: Have you gone mad? Theyre both complete idiots

Tazz's dies away and the two men stand in the middle of the ring waiting for their opponents, Tony Chimmel raises the mic to his mouth once again

Tony: Their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of five hundred and three pounds, they are Re-Evolution

The arena goes in complete darkness. Then R.Kelly is heard over the PA. "Best of...Both Worlds. Whoo!" The lights go on and pyro shots off as Mills and MDM strut out onto the stage. Mills has his arm in the air and MDM is taunting the crowd. Benjamin Black menacingly walks in the middle behind both men. As they make their way to the ring Mills and MDM run and slide in while Black ascends the stairs. MDM and Mills go to two turnbuckles on the same side and taunt.

Tazz: Now here are two guys I could watch all night

Cole: I bet you could

Retromark signals for Arkham that he wishes to start the match so the larger man steps out through the ropes, on the opposite team Christopher Eagles decides to begin the match, so Mickail Mills steps outside, the referee signals for the match to start and the bell rings

RM and Eagles begin to circle before tieing up for a collar and elbow, MDM attempts to use his size but Retromark grabs hold of Eagles and hits a quick side suplex which makes the crowd cheer

Cole: Retromark showing some wrestling ability there

Tazz: Since hes impersonating me, he should be able to do a lot more than that

Eagles begins to get back to his feet but is immediately grabbed by RM who hits a t-bone suplex, the Million Dollar Man rolls on his side holding his back as the crowd cheer loudly again with a "TazzMark" chant

Arkham stands on the apron clapping his hands at the actions of Retromark, RM looks over and points at Arkham and then at Eagles, a small part of the crowd break into a "We Want Arkham" chant, Retromark walks over and tags in his partner

Cole: Here comes the big man now, he out-weighs everybody in this ring

Tazz: But does he have the ability?

Arkham steps through the ropes and runs towards Eagles, kicking him in the side, the Million Dollar Man rolls towards the ropes holding his side but Arkham chases after him and pulls him to his feet

Eagles is then scooped up off of the mat and slammed down again with a quick powerslam which causes the crowd to cheer and the "Ar-kham" chants to increase a little

Cole: Listen to this crowd getting behind Arkham

Tazz: No accounting for taste

Arkham grins as he looks out at the cheering fans, he claps his hands together and grins out at the crowd, this gives Eagles a chance to move along the ropes to his partner and tag him in, Mills charges into the ring and hits Arkham on the back with a double axe handle

Mills begins to lay kicks into Arkham's legs and side, sending the larger man reeling towards the corner, Mills continues his attack by hitting a standing enzuguri which forces Arkham to his knees

Tazz: What an awesome assault

Cole: He certainly took Arkham by surprise

Mills backs away a couple of paces and prepares to charge in again but Arkham suddenly explodes forwards with a clothesline which takes Mills flying off of his feet, the crowd cheer loudly but Arkham falls to his knees and begins to make his way across the mat towards his corner

Eagles jumps over the top rope and runs across the ring and drops an elbow onto Arkham's back, he turns and helps Mills to his feet and then exits the ring again, Mills turns towards Arkham and starts to stomp on his back, the big man rolls towards the ropes and drops to the outside, Mills follows but is on the opposite side of the ring from his partner

Tazz: This looks bad for my guys

Cole: Maybe Retromark and Arkham can gain an advantage from this

RM drops off of the apron behind Mills, grabs him and hits a half nelson suplex onto Mills to a huge cheer from the fans, Eagles drops off of the apron and begins to charge around the ring, as he comes around the corner he runs into a now upright Arkham and gets hit with a hard shoulder block, the large man quickly scoops up the Million Dollar Man and drops him to the floor with a sidewalk slam

Cole: Talk about taking advantage, they're really taking it to Re-Evolution

Tazz: It wont last long, you just wait and see

The referee leans over the top rope to try to get some order from the wrestlers, Arkham and Retromark pick up Mills and roll him into the ring, Arkham follows and quickly covers Mills, the referee begins to count

1

2

Eagles manages to slide into the ring and pull Arkham off of his partner, the crowd boo at his actions, Arkham pulls Mills up to his feet and irish whips him to the ropes, but as Mills returns he hits a dropkick to Arkham's knee taking the man off of his feet

Arkham crawls towards his corner holding his legs as Mills begins to cross the ring to his partner, Arkham tags in Retromark as Mills gets close to his partner, RM runs across the ring just as the Re-Evolution men tag, Eagles is quick back into the ring and meets Retromark with a quick punch, RM staggers backwards slightly and as Eagles tries for another punch RM ducks and grabs Eagles for a northern lights suplex

Cole: Wow, it looks like Retromark has got you down pat

Tazz: It was a nice suplex, but I could do better

Arkham rolls to the outside and rubs his legs, Retromark looks around at the crowd, he reaches down for Eagles but gets clipped by Mills who hasn't left the ring yet, Eagles is getting back to his feet as Mills begins to pound on Retromark in their corner

Eagles and Mills both pound on Retromark, Arkham looks up and sees his partner is being attacked, he tries to start getting back into the ring, Mills looks over and sees Arkham trying to come to Retromark's aid so he charges over and slams into the big man with a baseball slide knocking him onto the floor on the outside

Tazz: This match is over now, Retromark has nowhere to go

Eagles grabs Retromark out of the corner, turns and slams him into the center of the ring with a powerslam, Mill signals to Eagles across the ring and they both nod, climbs to the top turnbuckle

Cole: Oh no, they can't hit this, can they?

As both of Re-Evolution reach the top, the crowd boo loudly as both men leap and hit the

Tazz: Amazing Phenomenom!

Eagles stays on top of Retromark for the cover as Mills gets up and looks down to ensure that Arkham isnt going to try for a last minute save

1

2

3

The referee signals for the bell and Tony Chimmel announces

Tony: Your winners by pinfall - Re-Evolution!

Mills and Eagles climb the turnbuckles to celebrate as Arkham slides into the ring, he crawls across the ring to his partner, rolls him onto the apron but pushes too hard and RM slides onto the floor on the outside with a thud

Arkham looks shocked and rolls to the outside, he scoops up Retromark and tries to run to the back, on his way he gets too close to the ring-post and smacks Retro's head into the steel post

The crowd laugh at Arkham's antics, shocked that RMs head hit the metal Arkham lets go with one arm which causes Retromark to drop to the floor once more

Tazz: Just look at that idiot, he is detracting from the victory celebrations of Eagles and Mills

Cole: At least the fans seem to be enjoying his actions

Arkham reaches down to pick up Retromark again, but as he steps forwards he hasn't noticed that he has stood on RMs hand, trying to lift him up Arkham is confused at the resistance caused by him standing on the hand

Eventually Arkham moves to the side and begins to drag Retromark up the ramp by his armpits, the fans laugh at Arkhams attempts to help his partner

TWO Xtreme fades to a Re-Evolution promo

[Jimmy Redman]

Cut back from the Re-Evolution promo to a replay of Vinnie Vengeance's destroying of the random crowd guy earlier tonight. The vid fades to Jimmy Redman, watching the event from a T.V. in the locker room.

Jimmy (to himself): This hasnt ended Vinnie......This, this war isnt over. Not by a long shot. Yeah, I beat you at Backlash. I left you impaled while the referee raised my hand. But that's not enough for me. I need to end this. I need to be rid of this demon. Vinnie....Im going to prove to you, once and for all, that you should never have crossed The Prototype........soon Vinnie, you will go from life.... to lifeless!

Cut to One Night Stand promo.

[Rog]

Cut back from One Night Stand Promo, to the carpark where 2 ambulances are being loaded up with Chris Vaile and The DrillSergeant.

The Judge enters to a mixed reaction from the crowd wielding the sledghammer, and looks very angry. Josh Matthews approaches as the ambulances take off, sirens screeching.

JM: The Judge after what has taken place earlier at the hands of EREs Barry Gower and Paul Heyman what are you going to do about tonights main event, where yourself and The DrillSergeant were schedualed to challenge The Future for the TWO Tag Team Titles?

TJ: Josh what has taken place here is a great injustice, a wrong that must be righted. Tonight was supposed to be the end of The Future, and all the vindication for those who has been mistreated with injustice by the dominance of The Future, but now (turns and watches the ambulance leave the building)

TJ:There have been those who said that this title shot is undeserved, that rough justice was served last night, but it served a purpose, a chance for the vindication of TWO, because I will not rest until my quest for justice has been absolved, and right now I am facing another trial in my court tonight, and there is no doubt that I will preside over it. The gavel will not lie, yet, The DrillSergeant has been eliminated, I face this challenge alone right now and I need someone to stand with me, and to stand up to The Future.

"Stand up to The Future?! Haha thats the biggest joke I have heard, well maybe not I mean your a pretty big joke yourself"

(The crowd boo as Darkstar enters the scene, accompanied by Holt and Trash)

DS: Because you see The Future isnt some flash in the pan posse, we are the real deal, you think you are a match for us? well try it and you will become the past.
Oh, haha, and hows your partner doing, I mean we all know ERE is a second rate organisation, but they took care of some of my business, just like TWO is going to take care of them.

TJ: You dont worry how The DrillSergeant is doing, he will be back one day, because hes got guts unlike your boys here (points to Holt and Trash, whose eyes fills with rage Trash wields a trashcan whilst The Judge lifts the sledghammer, a staredown ensues but both men back down) I will see you both in the ring tonight...... WE will see you!

The Judge turns and walks towards the locker room.

Tazz: Who was The Judge talking about Cole?

Cole: I dont know we will just have to wait and see later tonight

(Cut to One Night Stand promo)

[Darkstar]

Back from ONS advert.

Cole: And coming up now, the Chav faces Dominator in one on one action.

Tazz: Oh yes Cole, the Chav has been a very busy boy this week!

Cole: He certainly has when HBK from ERE Raw was making an announcement, the Chav interrupted the HeartBreak Kid and then assaulted him with V3 as his backup!

Tazz: It was the best nights entertainment, especially when Chav burned TWO into their ring apron and forced the ERE wrestlers to wrestling in a modified TWO ring!

The lights go dim as a spotlight hits the entrance Cannabis – Second round knockout plays over the speakers and the audience begins to cheer.

Cole: Ok, time to focus on the here and now, the Chav determined to show Dominator some manners after the comments he made in Xtreme magazine this month!

Tazz: It’s a fine publication Cole, available at all good News sellers!

Cole: Dominator walks down the aisle with a determined look on his face tonight Tazz!

Announcer: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 295lbs, from Detroit Michigan… DOMinatorrrr!

Tazz: I dunno why the Chav wants to mess with this sucker, he’s big, he’s bad, he has the personality of a brick, but he also has the toughness of one!

Cole: Dominator definitely the bigger of the two as… wait is that?

CLANG!

Tazz: What’s going on there?

Cole: I’m not sure, but I think that a steel chair has just hit Dominator on his way down to the ring!

Camera cuts to the Chav holding a chair over dominator, you can hear the close fans whooping at the action, some are screaming blue murder at the Chav.

The Chav holds the chair aloft and brings it down har on the prone Dominator’s face!

Cole: Oh God! This is the same Chav we saw at Backlash, what has happened to him?

Tazz: Absolutely nothing, this is the same Chav, he’s just reminding his enemies who they should fear!

Cole: When’s it going to stop Tazz? First Welsh Scouser, then HBK, despite the fact he’s an ERE wrestler, he is still popular with the fans, and now Dominator, who’s gonna stop this runaway train?

Tazz: Don’t look at me!

CLANG CLANG!

The Chav looks about him and throws the chair to one side, begins shouting something inaudible over the screaming fans to Dominator, then begins to drag him to the ring.

Cole: Is this legal?

Tazz: The bell hasn’t rung Cole, the ref is powerless to stop the Chav doing what he damn well pleases before that event.

Cole: This isn’t fair to Dominator! He took a beating from Gringo, now Chav, why Tazz why?

Tazz: Simple, Dominator is one of the biggest wrestlers in TWOStars, I think he’s about equal to V3 in stature, you have someone like that bearing down on you, you’re gonna need to put him out quickly and as we have seen over this past few weeks, it has happened!

The Chav finally gets Dominator to his feet and whips him hard into the ring post, the resounding clang gets an “ooh” from the audience.

The ref calls to Chav to get Dominator into the ring so he can start the bout and amazingly the Chav complies. Dominator is laid in the centre of the ring as the Chav begins to climb the turnbuckle.

DING DING

Cole: and there goes the bell as… the Chav is twisting his hat already!

Tazz: We’re about to see the Burberry Bomb!

The audience boos as the Chav leaps high into the air and lands a perfect Burberry bomb on the prone form of Dominator!

Cole: This is sick!

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Tazz: And there you have it…

“Sexy boy” hits as the winning music and the Chav whips up from the ground to his feet like lightning, nervously looking about for HBK.

The audience scream their pleasure as the long time sex symbol wrestler appears at the entrance, face full of stitch plasters.

Tazz: Geeze, look at HBK’s face man, boy did the Chav do a number on him.

Cole: Question is Tazz, what is HBK Andy Gee doing here?

Tazz: Two guesses Cole!

HBK: Ok cut the music!

The music immediately cuts.

HBK: So you are the Chav huh? You are the scumbag who tore open this beautiful face, who sent his friend Violent Vinnie Vengeance to batter my HOSPITALISED friend KJ and the owner of the worst fashion sense I have ever seen!

The audience begins to boo!

Cole: The audience here doesn’t seem to like HBK!

Tazz: I think the TWOStars fans recognise that the Chav showed ERE we aren’t gonna get pushed around!

HBK: I know, I know, I shouldn’t be here, but you see the HeartBreak Kid has a slight problem… YOU Chav!

Dominator begins to stir and is kicked back into submission by the Chav.

HBK: Now I never agreed with Deadman starting this war between ERE and TWOStars, I still don’t, but I have a very big problem with you Chav! So let’s settle this!

The audience scream loudly.

Tazz: What? Now?

The Chav grabs a microphone off a technician.

Chav: Whoa whoa whoa, His Bum’s Krusty! I is workin’ here innit? Why don’t you’ze gets in line like a good boy and maybe yo’ momma will dispense yo’ sum lovin’ like she plays da Chav!

The audience oohs at the diss.

HBK: Ok Chav, I can see you’re busy with you girlfriend there, so how about this? You versus me at One Night Stand.

The Chav puts a hand to his chin thinking about it as the audience begins to chant “Chav! Chav! Chav!”

Chav: Whoa Whoa Whoa Teeveeland… You’ze actually wants me to fights dis loser?

The audience roar their approval.

Chav: Ok Beyatch, you gots yerself a deal you’ze and me at One Night Stand.

Tazz: Can you believe it? We have our first match up for One Night Stand!

HBK: You chose wisely, oh and I apologise about Deadman, I don’t like seeing what he does, so I’m going to turn around now…

The audience tries to warn the Chav but he turns around straight into a massive chokeslam by the Deadman.

Cole: Who let HIM in here? The Chav is down and out and the Deadman is running loose on Xtreme!

Tazz: Someone call security.

Deadman makes a cutting throat symbol and steps down from the ring, HBK walks off as the Deadman follows in close suit.

Cole: So there we have it folks, Chav V HBK at One Night Stand, the Deadman getting revenge on the Chav for defacing the ERE ring!

Tazz: I don’t think I could stand anymore excitement Cole!

Cut to Extreme Revolution promo.

[Telf]

Back from OER promo

Camera's cut to backstage as the Chav is making his way back from the ring after announcing that he will challenge HBK from ERE at One Night Stand. The Chav runs into Triple V on his way back to his lockeroom,

CHAV: Yowz Trips, ya see dat man, eyez completely ruined Dominator! Gimmez a high onez big Veez!

The Chav extends his hand in the air as Vinnie Vengeance, somewhat suprised, "high fives" the Chav.

VVV: What we did monday night on RAW paid off huh?

CHAV: Youz damn right! HBK will be chockinz on da Chavs snizzle at One Night Stand!......Howd things go wiv da boss?

VVV: He talked, I talked, and I think we've come to a compromise. But seems we missed someone out from that beating on monday......

CHAV: What? Of doz beeatches, TGX?

VVV: I've got an announcement to make regarding that particular individual who got lucky ........ you know who i mean ...... (chav nods in approvement) .......... next week, i'm making the challenge, and i'm after i'm done with him on June 12th, we never have to worry about ERE again ..............Trust me

Cut back to ringside

[Rog]

The camera returns to Michael Cole and Tazz

Cole: I cant believe what a night this has been, feeling the afteraffects of Backlash and the ongoing conflict with ERE

Tazz: No doubt Cole, June 12 will witness something special, and we are gearing up for it tonight.

Cole: One Night Stand will definately be a historic occasion.

(The camera switches back to the locker room area, where The Judge is seen emerging
from one of the doors, lifts the sledgehammer, turns and smirks at the camera before striding down the corridor)

Tazz: Wait! we didnt see who he was talking too!

Cole: The main event still to caome, tag titles on the line The Future defend against The Judge and his mystery partner!

(Cut to ad break)

[Darkstar]

Back from break.

The Future are sat in a leather clad room, on the HUGE sofa sits Holt and trash, Gringo is reclining on a chair with his bely swung over the arm. darkstar is sat up addressing them all.........

DS: Listen up and listen good, as you know on June 12th we are going face to face with the ERE, these guys have screwed TWOStars over time and time again. BUT not this time! To make things fair I have demanded a champions versus champions series of bouts. Gringo you think you are ready to face Fill?

EG: Esse I was BORN ready! I have beaten Acid Christ, I DESTROYED Dominator hommes! Fill is just a muscle bound enchilada.

Trash: Ummm, Gringo man...........enchilada?

EG: YOU WANT SOME ESSE?????

DS: Oh god...HOLD IT guys.

EG: Sorry Darkie, guess we can all get tempermental with la raza man.

DS: Sure, anyhow............where was I? Oh right. Gringo, you will wrestle and beat the hell out of Fill, Welsh Scouser will be showing what he can do against that idiot Barry Gower. Hey B-Man, if you're watching the rest of this show, thats IF they have cable in scumsville, then I hope you are ready becouse i'd hate to see how badly 50/50 would hurt you otherwise!

Trash: Boss, the Incredible one has a question.

Holt stares at Darkstar and grunts like a captive bear!

DS: Ummmmmmmm, Holt my big green friend I know, and you will get what you want. Belive me we WILL win this war, ERE just doesnt have it any more........

Cut to Chav advertising Burger King.

[DC]

(Back from commercial)

The cameras are still backstage as Draven Cage is talking with the rest of The Dead Cell.......

DC: Did you see that punk?.....actually having the gall to ask Darkstar if he can have me in a match, after what I've put him through in the past few weeks.

Pain: I know, but don't worry about it, I know you can kick his ass again

The Deviator: Listen DC, he has enough problems with the commie guy......you know Oblong Joe or whatever he's called.....he won't have time for you anyways.

DC: I don't care about that....I'm gonna choke him out and put him outta this business...and I need to know if you are with me or not

Pain: I'm always with you handsome......and I'll show you tonight how much.....but only if you make someone bleed tonight.....On Extreme TV

Devi: Yeah Chief.....make someone bleed....

DC: OK...lets go talk to the Russian....make him stay out of Dante's way.....and of ours.....

Pain: What if he doesn't agree to leave Dante for us?

DC: Oh....he'll agree, wether he wants to or not........(points to Pain)....You go to Darkstars office and 'convince' him to give me Dante in a match..now he has his hands full with the upcoming PPV so you'll have to be at the top of you *coughs* game...try and get something involving barb-wire....and (to Deviator) you come with me......we got some persauding to do.

(The camera watches as Pain heads towards Darkstar's office, and the other two go off in search of Omega Red)

We cut back to Tazz and Cole

Tazz: Looks like Cage has a plan for Dante

Cole: And Omega Red if he's not careful......but will Darkstar even listen to what Pain has to say? He does have his hands full preparing for One Night Stand

Tazz: Yeah, but Pain definately has her ways of getting guys to do things for her.....you remeber last Saturday Cole.....when she had you wearing that French Maids outfit and convinced you to run around the Hotel Lobby

Cole: (sarcastic)...Yeah, thanks for bringing that up again.......anyway coming up later tonight we have.........

(Cut to......)

[Slim Jim]

At ringside Cole and Tazz are talking.

Tazz: We keep seeing all these adverts for One Night Stand, Cole - I can't wait for the big event.

Michael Cole: Two huge organisations collide - TWO SuperStars vs. Extreme Revolution Entertainment - It's going to be a great event, there is no doubt about it.

Tazz: Even greater than tonight, where so much has happened in the last hour or two, I'm confused!

Suddenly the arena lights go out and "Untouchable" hits the PA.

MC: It looks like the man who cost Mills and Black tonight's main event is here.

Tazz: Not that it matters after ERE seems to have cost the Judge and the Drill Seargent their main event.

The crowd cheer as Slim Jim walks to the ring and a recap video of Backlash plays.

SlimJim walks to Black and takes the chair off him, Black looks confused and angry, but then laughs as SlimJim turns with the chair to face The Judge and Hammerton.

Cole: This isn’t right; it’s now three on two, and with a chair!

Tazz: And he’s the referee Cole, this is just crazy!

SlimJim stops turns and swings the chair at Black (Crack) the bow knocks him out of the ring through the ropes. SlimJim throws the chair to Mills who catches it instinctively and SlimJim hits the SlimJimInator!

Tazz: Oh my God Cole! It’s a rouse, SlimJim played Re-Evolution for fools and now he is beating the hell out of them!

Cole: I don’t think he is through yet!

SlimJim picks up Mills and hits the SlimPickins onto the chair, before rushing to the tope rope and diving off to hit the Slimmer!

Cole: Slimmer onto the prone Mills!

Hammerton grabs Mills and throws him over the top rope and begins attacking him on the outside. Black crawls back into the ring, bleeding from the chair shot SlimJim gave him; The Judge lifts him, kicks to the mid section, and mounts Black onto his back before running and spearing Black into the turnbuckle.

Cole: Trial By Fire! That’s it! Into the cover

Tazz: They are the legal men!

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Cole: Its over! SlimJim showed no hesitance on that count!

TC: Here are your winners by pinfall, The Judge and The DrillSergeant!

The video stops and Slim Jim, who is now in the ring, begins to speak.

Slim Jim: Just a couple of weeks after the rebirth of TWO Stars, Mickhail Mills stole Slim Jim's limited edtion Ford GT right in the middle of his 6-man tag team match. Slim Jim then, how does one say, claimed on the insurance and took his Ferrari Enzo. Slim Jim beleives in fairness, which is why the Enzo is in Slim Jim's posetion (or at least it was). It is also why Slim Jim remembered the attacks of the last 2 months during the number 1 contendership match a few days ago. Mills, Slim Jim has come out here to let you know that while everyone else is worrying about the Future and ERE, Slim Jim is still concentrated 100% on you and Re-Evolution. It wont be long until, 1 on 1, the Man, the Myth, the Legend - Slim Jim, shows you why the fans cheer his name, and why he is called the Untouchable.

"Untouchable" hits again and Slim Jim leaves the ring.

Tazz: I can't believe that guy is still worrying about Mills and his posse.

MC: Over the last two months, I think this has grown a long way past a car.

Tazz: I'm starting to think they will never sort out their differences.

Cut to commercial break.

[Christof]

Back from commercial

Cole: Well folks it’s been a blockbuster edition of Xtreme TV so far tonight and Tazz I have a feeling it’s just about to get even better

Tazz: Well that’s right Cole, I mean what a night it’s been straight off the back of Backlash!

Cole: And coming up now my friend we have our main event

Tazz: Oh yeah Cole! Tag Team championship, my boys, The Future going up against The Judge and The Drill Sergeant

Cole: Well we know Tazz that at present it is just The Judge taking up the challenge. As these pictures show

Cut to photo stills of ERE Intercontinental Champion Barry Gower destroying Hank Hammerton (Cole talks over stills)

As we can see Hank Hammerton was subject of a vicious attack from Barry Gower that was intended to send a message to the TWOstars locker room

Tazz: And what a message Cole, what a message. If any of the younger guys out the back thought that this cross promotional thing was fun, well they are wrong. This is war as the actions of one of ERE’s top stars has proven tonight.

Cole: You’re right there Tazz and with 5 weeks left until the One Night Stand event you have to wonder what else will unfold in the run up to this magnificent

Cut to promotional One Night Stand graphic

Event sponsored by our friends at Krispy Kreme Donuts.

Tazz: I can’t wait Cole! Have you got your ticket, I got mine!

Cole: I certainly do Tazz; I was one of the lucky few that got tickets as they sold out in a record 2 minutes

Tazz: 2 minutes Cole! That’s nearly as quick as a Retromark match!

Cole: Well anyway Tazz, it is of course main event time so let’s join referee Brian Hebner in the ring alongside the voice of TWOstars, Tony Chimmel

Camera cuts to a ringside shot, Chimmel in the middle of the shot, Hebner behind him out of focus.

TC: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to tonight’s TWOstars main event

Pop from the crowd

TC: Scheduled for one fall for the TWOstars Tag Team Championship of the world.

The arena darkens as the titantron and rampway go green. Mark B and Blade “You don’t see the signs” hits the PA system.

The crowd voice their disapproval as Holt and Trash make their way to the top of the rampway. Trash salutes the crowd with his Trash can at the same time as Holt holds his tag team belt up.

TC: Making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 484 pounds please welcome the TWOstars Tag Team Champions of the world, representing the Future: The Incredible Holt and Tom The Disciple Trash

The crowd boo heavily as Holt and trash salute the crowd from opposite sides of the ring. Trash is making his presence known, shouting profanity at a number of audience members

Cole: Well would you listen to that Tazz, the tag team champions are not popular here in Cleveland.

Tazz: That’s because these people are idiots Cole, The Disciple is pointing this out to them but they are such disrespecting rats that they chose to boo a great team such as Holt and Trash.

Cole: Well I can’t agree with you there Tazz, these fans don’t like The Future because they are despicable creatures who hunt in a pack much like wolves and care not for the injuries that cause on their way.

Tazz: And that Cole is why they are the top team and the top faction here in TWO.

TC: And their opponent, weighing in a 275 pounds, hailing from Atlanta Georgia, The Judge Sid Commandant

The Judge strides out onto the top of the ramp and salutes the crowd with his sledgehammer. The crowd are vocal in their support of the Judge

Cole: Well it looks like the crowd here at the Gund Arena have made their allegiance known.

Tazz: What did I tell you Cole, idiots, The Judge isn’t going to last five minutes against a team like The Future

Cole: That’s true Tazz, especially as currently he doesn’t seem to have a partner.

The Judge strides down to the end of the ramp, he eyes Holt and Trash, Trash is hanging on the ring ropes remonstrating with the Judge whilst Holt keeps his distance.

The Judge starts to make his way up the ring steps

Cole: It does appear Tazz that The Judge is ready to go it alone in this bout.

Tazz: Well that makes him stupider than he looks Cole, at that’s pretty stupid

The Judge steps up onto the Apron when the arena goes pitch black

Tazz: What the hell is this Cole?

Cole: I have no idea Tazz

Tazz: Well don’t take this is a chance to touch me

Cole: Oh please!

Lightning strikes in the arena and The Assassin Dante Mueller makes his way down the ramp without his usual pyrotechnics.

Cole: That’s the Assassin Tazz, what can he want?

Tazz: Who knows Cole but one thing is for sure, he’s got his game face on.

Mueller stops at the bottom of the ramp, mic in hand as The Judge stares at him.

Thanking for Nothing by Dope starts to die down as The Assassin brings the mic to his mouth.

TA: Now judge you’re probably wondering why I have come out here, well it’s simple. You need a partner for tonight so how about the man that scored the fastest victory in TWOstars history

Crowd pops

TA: Now I have been searching all night for that piece of Scottish flab, The “Hangman” (gestures the speech marks).

Crowd cheer at the ripping of Draven Cage

TA: I’ve even had old Boris Yeltsin in the back try and sell me a nuclear weapon

Crowd eat up the mocking

TA: But most importantly, tonight I’ve not kicked anyone’s ass!

Crowd goes crazy

TA: So I saw you coming out on your own and I thought who better than The Assassin to kick monkey boy and his gorilla buddy. So if you don’t mind and to be fair I’m going to whether you like it or not, I am going to be your partner tonight

Crowd starts to chant DAN-TE as Mueller makes his way up onto the Apron and into the ring.

Tazz: Ok now it’s the Assassin who is the stupid one, why invite yourself into a match like this.

Mueller and Commandant stare at each other, the camera zooms on the two of them, The Judge is remonstrating with Dante

Cole: Well Tazz it looks like the Judge isn’t too happy about this.

The pair carry on eyeballing each other before The Judge smiles, extends his hand and the pair shake.

Mueller and Commandant turn to face the centre of the ring as Tom “The Disciple” Trash runs at Mueller

Cole: Hurracarana attempt from Trash on The Assassin but Mueller has it scouted and drives Trash into the canvas with a Powerbomb, cover; we could have new tag team champs here Tazz

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Kickout from Trash, Tazz you have to applaud the opportunistic methods of Dante “The Assassin” Mueller

Tazz: I will applaud the fact that he is an idiot and that his “opportunistic” qualities are the same ones that are making people want to kick his ass every week.

Cole: Its 2 on 1 here now folks as Trash rolls to the outside still feeling the effects of that brutal powerbomb from The Assassin.

The Judge and Mueller take kicks at The Incredible Holt before sending him into the ropes. Holt comes back and floors both with a double clothesline much to the anger of the crowd.

The Judge makes his way back to the corner making this The Assassin vs Holt first up

Holt stalks Mueller extending his arms as Dante makes it back onto one foot. Holt places his arms around Dante and locks in a hold…

Cole: Is that a hammerlock Tazz? We’ve never seen The Incredible Holt go for such a move

Tazz: Well Cole, two things here. One, The Incredible is smart, he has seen the damage and pain inflicted by Draven Cage over the last few weeks to this kid. Two, The Incredible is a very well schooled athlete; just because he doesn’t use classic submission wrestling every week here on Xtreme TV does not mean that he doesn’t know how to use it

Cole: You make a great point there Tazz as The Judge comes in and strikes The Incredible Holt over the back of the head to break the hold.

Mueller is struggling to his feet at the same time as Holt is shaking of the effects of the Judge’s attack. Dante makes it into the corner and is using the ropes to make his way back up to his feet. Holt sees Dante prone and charges into the corner with a running shoulder block

Cole: No one home there Tazz as The Incredible Holt becomes acquainted with the ring post

The camera focuses on the face of The Incredible who is gritting his teeth and not allowing the obvious pain to be too evident.

Dante is holding the back of his neck as he drags Holt out of the corner. He sets Holt up and kicks away at the midriff of Holt. Chopping a couple of times, Mueller then Irish whips Holt out of the corner taking advantage of Holt’s hurt shoulder.

Seeing Holt set up in the corner he gets the crowd pumped before launching into Holt with a Stinger splash

Cole: Shades of the great Steve Borden there Tazz

Tazz: I never liked him Cole wore too much make up for me, I’m from Brooklyn, men don’t wear make up, you like him all you want though Cole

Cole: Well let’s see if The Assassin can capitalise on this early advantage.

Holt stumbles out of the corner and to the ropes as Mueller follows him. The Assassin chops at Holt before sending him across the ring and elevating high with a big back body drop.

Dante continues his work by keeping Holt on the canvas with a simple arm bar as Tom “The Disciple” Trash gets to his corner finally having suffered a powerbomb earlier in the match

Cole: I tell you what Tazz; I’m really surprised at the advantage The Assassin has gained early on here in this Tag Team Championship match

Tazz: It’s all good taking an advantage but if you lose no one will remember you, so the key to this is whether Mueller can work with his new tag team partner

Cole: That’s a great point Tazz as The Incredible Holt gets back to a vertical base and uses his raw strength to push The Assassin to the ropes. Referee Hebner now enforces a count to break the hold…

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Dante proclaims to the crowd after breaking the hold and then goes back to work on The Incredible Holt. He again sends Holt to the ropes but misses with a clothesline attempt. Holt returns, Dante attempts another back body drop but telegraphs it and receives a boot to the head from Holt.

Tazz: See that’s the awareness of The Incredible Holt Cole, that’s why they are tag champs

Holt clotheslines Dante who was just reeling from the kick to the head

Cole: And that’s the power that has kept this team on top Tazz, Cover here from Holt

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And a shoulder up from the Assassin.

Cole: I have to applaud the power of this individual Tazz; he can swing a match for you in an instance as he has done here tonight

Tazz: That’s right Cole as we see Holt go straight back to work on the neck of Mueller

Clubbing blows from Holt keeps The Assassin from reaching a vertical base before dragging him across the ring in a front face lock and making the tag to his partner

Tazz: Oh boy business has picked up here, man I love the Disciple, not like you do though Cole

Holt holds The Assassin still as Trash mounts the turnbuckle, driving an axe handle to the back of the head of Mueller.

Mueller flips back in pain as Trash remonstrates with the crowd

Cole: Trash maintains the attack on the neck with a forearm to the injured area and then uses the Russian leg sweep to bring Mueller to the mat.

Trash eyes Mueller sitting on the canvas, takes a run, grabs the back of the head of The Assassin and then flip’s over Mueller, snapping his neck forwards with the momentum

Tazz: Wow! What a neck breaker from The Disciple there Cole, these guys are taking it to The Assassin

Cole: No doubts there Tazz and what we are seeing now is the tag team champions wearing their opponents down

Trash launches himself at the ropes and fires a low drop kick at The Assassin who is still on his backside in the center of the ring. The impact of the drop kick forces Dante’s head back into the canvas. Dante holds his neck in pain as Trash makes his way to the corner and makes the tag to The Incredible Holt

Holt scoops The Assassin up and slams him back down to the mat, climbing the second turnbuckle before driving the elbow into Mueller. He makes a casual cover.

Cole: Brian Hebner makes the count

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Hebner orders The Judge back to his corner as Trash comes in to beat down The Assassin; he slaps his hands to make the sound of a tag. The crowd voices their discontent as The Judge remonstrates with the official allowing the attack to continue

Cole: Blatant cheating here from the tag team champions

Tazz: No no no Cole its simple, if the ref doesn’t see it then its legal

Hebner ushers Commandant out of the ring and sees Holt and Trash working over Mueller, he questions the tag and Trash makes the tag signal much to the disgust of the crowd. Holt leaves the ring, allowing Trash to continue the attack.

Cole: Mueller is in real need of a tag right now Tazz

Tazz: You’re right there Cole, he’s been in this since the start and is looking pretty banged up at the moment.

Trash picks The Assassin up and with a surprising show of force slams him into the mat.

Trash runs to the ropes and launches into a springboard moonsault

Cole: Nobody home there Tazz as The Assassin somehow brought his knees up to prevent Trash from hitting the moonsault

Tazz: That was smart Cole, Mueller somehow found the energy to get his feet up and now he really needs to make the tag

The crowd encourages Mueller who is making his way slowly across the ring as Trash is writhing in pain from the moonsault impact

Mueller inches closer to his corner as Trash makes it to his feet with aid of the ropes

Cole: Can he make the tag Tazz, Trash is closing in!

Trash grabs the leg of Mueller but Mueller spins and kicks Trash in the face, releasing his grip and leaps to make the tag to The Judge

Cole: Referee Brian Hebner acknowledges the tag and in comes the fresh Sid Commandant who clotheslines Trash to the mat

The Incredible Holt comes in and attempts to clothesline The Judge but fails to connect and gets a running clothesline from the Judge for his troubles

Tazz: Looks like the Judge is clearing house here Cole!

Cole: You’re right there Tazz as Trash makes it back up to his feet and gives Commandant the charge but is met with a BIG BACK BODY DROP! You can feel the electricity here tonight Tazz, we could have new tag champs here!

The Judge clotheslines Holt over the top rope before focusing his attention on The Disciple

Commandant brings Trash to a vertical base before executing a fisherman’s suplex.

Cole: Cover from The Judge

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Tazz: The Judge is straight back on the offensive here Cole, that’s smart wrestling from the veteran

Trash is struggling as The Judge locks in a rear chin lock before breaking the hold in favour of stomping away at the injured midriff of The Disciple

Cole: The Disciple is being dominated here Tazz

Commandant hauls Trash back to his feet and sends him into the ropes, Trash leaps over the back body drop attempt but upon his return is met with….


Cole: What a spinebuster there from The Judge, the impact driving Trash into the canvas. Pin attempt from the Judge

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Th…. Holt comes in to break the tag

Tazz: That’s smart there from Holt, coming in to save his partner and his title

Cole: But he’s getting a kick for his trouble Tazz as the Judge forces Holt back into his corner. The Judge kicks away at the body of Holt

Tazz: You know Cole Commandant should be focusing on the legal man here; you can’t win the tag team titles beating up the illegal man.

Cole: Good point there Tazz as The Judge continues his attack on The Incredible Ho….

Tazz: SCHOOLBOY COLE! SCHOOLBOY

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The bell rings to signify the end of the match

Tazz: What the hell! I can’t believe that!

Trash slides out of the ring as Holt drops off the apron

Cole: I have no idea Tazz, let’s check the replay

Cut to replay of The Judge being school boy-ed by Trash. Another angle show Trash using the tights for extra leverage

Cut back to ringside where Hebner raises The Future’s hands and gives the championship belts back to the champions

Cole: Its seems Tazz that The Disciple took advantage of the fact that The Judge was distracted, then used the tights to gain the leverage needed to get the three count.

Tazz: I love it Cole, these guys never stop thinking!

Cut to angle of The Judge just standing in the ring, a look of disbelief in his face.

Cole: So folks where does all this lead to and what more can possibly happen in the run up to One Night Stand? We’ll see you next week here on Xtreme TV!

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