Xtreme TV- 24th March

[Darkstar]

The following program is a post watershed production, it will contain scenes and storylines not suitable for children and some of the content may also be unacceptable to other viewers. This program may also contain strobe lighting effects.

'Carve me an Edge' starts to play as the TWOStars- Xtreme TV opening sequence begins.

The camera goes to an outside shot of the Universal Amphitheatre in Hollywood, California. A sign proclaims Xtreme TV as being sold out..........

The camera changes to an inside shot of the arena. As the cameras focus lands on the ring 2 figures can be made out stood in the squared circle: Darkstar and Brian Dammage. As 'Carve me an Edge' cuts out a mixed reaction can be heard coming from the live crowd, the sight of Brian Dammage calms the normal boos directed at Darkstar.

DS: Welcom to Thursday night Xtreme TV! *The crowd pop slightly at this* I know you people here, in Hollywood, California; *Darkstar pauses as the fans pop HUGE* cant wait to see some wrestling action. So myself and my Wrestlemania tag partner BRIAN DAMMAGE *a faint 'lets go Dammage' chant breaks out* are here to announce the newest team facing us in the tag team elimination match: 'The Million Dollar Man' Christopher Eagles and Mikhail Mills!

As the fans boo the heel team Dammage takes the mic from Darkstar.

BD: An' if those fools think ol' Dammage and the Star will be pushovers then they have another thing coming! Y'all see the boss has decided he dont want to be stuck with stoopid boys like Holt and Trash, so hes seen the error of his ways and realised the benefits of teaming with me.

DS: And damn, those belts are OURS Dammage! Now its time for.....


'Yoooooo Biyaaaatch' An earth shakning jungle beat rocks the arena. Darkstar looks mildt ammused as the fans jeer the figure walking (well, strutting) towards the ring: The Chav! As Darkstar exchanges looks with Brian Dammage 'The Chav' takes a draw from the oddly rolled ciggy in his harsh lips.

Chav: Yo DS, wa da hell yu doin makin a big match an not puttin me in like? I wanna shot at da world title at dat Mania fing! But am I in it? Am I fook!

Micheal Cole: Woah! I should point out that here at TWOStars that kind of language is frowned upon!

DS: You want to be in the main event at Mania? Ok, if you can win a match this week I will give you match against the winner of the Battle Royal. The winner of that match gets the shot! Hows that?

Chav: YO! I like dat ma biatch. Who is I facin tonite den?

DS: Whoever walks down that walkway and accepts the challange!

'Helter Skelter' by the Beatles starts to play and the crowd go NUTS!!

Tazz: Its Acid Christ Cole! Acid Christ!

MC: I know Tazz, the TWOStars champion here to challange the Chav!

Acid walks to the ring with a pack of Skittles in one hand and a bottle of what appears to be Prozak in the other! As Acid gets into the ring he spots the water jug on the announce table and stumbles after it, spilling some of his (what are possibly the) Skittles. Looking in confusion at all the red tablets Acid grabs a handfull and quickly drains the water before putting them in his mouth. Realising his mistake Acid puts everything in his mouth and dry swallows the lot! The champion stands back up and gestures for Darkstars microphone which he quickly gets.

AC: Ummmm, I think Im in the wrong place. You arent Dr Barbour are you?
Dammage shakes his head as Acid looks confused.

Chav: Is da old geeza goin ta fight wit me? Dats cool, I like ta beat on da old geezas!

'Just a Day' by Feeder starts to play over the sound system. A short, athletic girl in pink sprints down to the ring.

MC: My God! Thats Jordi Warners assistant Tiffany! Is she after challanging the Chav?

Tiff *in between giggles*: I want to fight Mr Darkstar. I've been traing reeeal hard and want to show what I can do!

As Tiffany smiles sweetly Acid starts to look a little uncomfortable.

Tiff: So can I? Pleease?

Chav: Yeah!! time for a REAL bitch slappin in dis ring!

AC: Ummmm, as champion can I make a request Mr.......ummm.......Drunkstar? I want to be the referee! I want to officiate this game of Snakes and Ladders!

DS: Snakes and.............. Ok Acid! Tonight its Chav taking on Tiffany!

Tazz: Oh wow Cole, I cant wait! This is going to be off the hook!

Xtreme TV fades to Wrestlemania promo.

[Slim Jim]

...TWO Stars presents WrestleMania Live on Pay-Per-View. Order Now!

The scene shows the Xtreme TV backstage interview area where Josh Matthews is standing next to Slim Jim. The crowd cheer as they see this.

Josh Matthews: Hello Slim and thanks for taking the time to speak to me.

Slim Jim: Slim is always ready to talk to you Josh!

Slim pats Josh on the back rather hard making him bend over in pain.

Josh: Um... How has it been without a car?

Slim: Ahh my baby. Very annoyed there. That a-hole Micky Mouse had to go and steal it right while Slim Jim was in the middle of a match kicking butt. Might I add a match we still managed to win.

Josh: What was it like in the ring with Sin last week?

Slim: He was a cake walk. Slim Jim must thank old Millsey for coming down to the ring though and helping me stop Sin from cheating. That makes me undefeated in TWOStars doesn't it.

Josh: Yes it does. Staying on the subject of matches, you are in the Battle Royal tonight for a shot at Acid Christ's title at WrestleMania.

Slim: Ah yes. Slim Jim will go in and do what he can. There's a good chance it could be Slim Jim vs Acid Christ at WrestleMania. Which is definately a match for the ages. And if Slim Jim wins the battle royal, there will be no need to worry about the Chav as that idiot wont be able to get past the very lov-erly Tiffany.

Josh: How do you feel about Mickhail Mills being in that match?

Slim: Well since he used me to get the title and wants his rematch, he can have his chance tonight to get his shot. Slim Jim isn't promising that he will win tonight, but he is promising that he will personally eliminate that scum.

Josh: Thanks for these words Slim.

Slim: Any time.

[Telf]

COLE: Welcome back live to the sold out Amphitheatre here in Hollywood. What a night were are gonna have here, some big matches on the card tonight right Tazz.

TAZZ: You damn right Cole, just announced an inter-gender match between the Chav and Tiffany, and to top that one off, the champs gonna be the special guest referee!

COLE: Now we are coming off the bat from a savage show last week Tazz. In the main event last week, Brian Dammage and Prototype unexpectingly teamed up with an unwanted teammate, that being Vinnie Vengeance. As the match progressed, it became evident that Vengeance had little intention but to dismantle his Wrestlemania opponent, Jimmy Redman.

(shows footage of Vengeance chokeslamming Prototype from the top of the entrance ramp through stacked tables below)

TAZZ: Man, that guy lives up to his gimmick of Violent!

COLE: Couldn't be truer Tazz. But tonight, Vengeance could well get his from none other than Dominator.

TAZZ: I doubt that will be the case Cole, but who knows?

COLE: Well we can now take you back to Josh Matthews, following his words with Slim Jim, who is with the TWOstars Violence Bearer....over to you Josh

(cameras flip to backstage and Josh is being overshadowed by the behemoth. Josh is looking towards his own feet, seemingly scared to look up to Vengeance......)

VVV: You got somethin to say 'lil man?

JOSH: Ummmmm, Mr Vengeance.......last week you brutalised the man you are going to face at Wrestlemania, why did you do that?

VVV: Isn't that a stupid question Josh?

JOSH: (pauses, not knowing what to say)........errrr.......not really

(Vengeance snatches the mic from Josh who backs off. Vinnie turns to face the camera as Josh can be heard scurrying off)

VVV: Prototype, hear this, what I started last week, I will finish at Wrestlemania. If I were I were you, I would stay off the show for the next few weeks........otherwise.......I'll see to it that you won't even make it to April 3rd!........Don't beleive me?........Keep watching!!!

(Vengeance, with endless adrenaline pumping through his violent veigns, drops the mic and pushes the cameraman out of his way)

COLE: Vengeance........Dominator........still come to come!

(Cut to promo featuring Hank Hammerton giving sweets to kids)

[Saz]

Josh Mathews looks down with his finger in his ear, waiting obviously for the prompt, he suddenly raises his head and looks to camera.

Josh: Here I am with the US Title and possibly the World Title contender, the Chav!
Audience boos as the Chav saunters into camera shot.
Josh: Chav, so what is it like to fight a girl?
Chav: It's BLEEPed up, thaz whut it is Beeeyatch, Yo all see da Chav, he like to slap his Beeyatches around no? Well let me tell you'z all dis, I IS NOT GONNA LET UP ON NO GAL! I'ze telling all my lil Beeyatches and homies out in Teeveeland out there that I is the most non sexist playa in da business! Now I is gonna deliver a spanking and unlike the rest of da roster it won't be da monkey if you know wad I means eh Josh?
Josh: Well I...
Chav: Here's a word for you Beyatch... Rhetorical.... learn it! Dis bird whos you'z bringin' out to me, I knows she's tough, I know she can handle herself... fer Burberry's sake she has Warner jumping up and down on her, if you'ze gets my meaning Josh?

The Audience ooohs at the dissing...

Josh: Well er...
Chav: Rhetorical Josh... You can speak soon as the Chav is done! The Chav is done...

Josh: So Chav, what do you think of your chances of becomming a DOUBLE title holder?

Chav: My main play Josh Mathews has hit the nail on the head, not only will da Chav be the first TWOstar to be da contender for both bling, the Chav will be the ONLY and the FIRST TWOstar to wins dem both! Yo sees Josh me homie, me bro, I is a Chav, I looks good with as much bling around me as I please, yo knows it, teeveeland knows it and I is gonna whup serious, albeit curvacious butt to gets my thang!
Josh: But I'm sure Acid Christ will have a lot to say about you winning the title...
Grabs Josh by the shirt
Chav: I likes you Josh, but don't push me ta hurt ya! Now I will gets this perfectly straight, so the Beeyatches in the audience know, teeveeland knows and perhaps Josh, if youz pays attention, you may learn a fing or two about the Chav!
The Chav lets Josh go
Chav: The Chav respects the grandad, he can drink can fer can wit da cider, in da Chav's eyes he is safe as BEEP, but respect ends when it comes to da bling, and I's has ta tell ya, I is uncomfy with da AC reffing da match, 'specially with a pretty Beyatch flaunting her stuff there!
Josh: Are you afraid you'll lose Chav?
Chav: I ain't afraid of notin! I'ze could beat her with me hand tied behind me back innit!
Darkstar: Is that so???
Chav: Ahh BLEEP!
Darkstar moves into camera view.
Ds: Well my little scummy friend, I might have to think about your match.... beyatch!
Josh looks at the camera as it fades to a TWOStars Wrestlemania ad.

[Fidel Cashflow]

Camera fades into Mickhail Mills strutting down a corridor obviously happy about his actions last week. He points to himself while talking to a crew member.

Mills: Hey! You're looking at the guy who is going to main event Wrestlemania! You're looking at the next champ!

Mills laughs and keeps on strutting. Hurried footsteps are now heard behind him.[/]

Person: Mister Mills?

[b]Mickhail turns around to see Darkstar speeding after him.

Mills: Darkie my man! Been meaning to speak to ya! What's the deal with this whole Battle Royal? I have it on tape with you confirming my rematch clause for Wreslemania! Do I need to play i back to you?

DS: I've been meaning to speak to you Mickhail. You're not getting a rematch at Wrestlemania.

Mills: What do ya mean I'm not getting rematch at Wrestlsemania! It's on tape!

DS: You don't really want that rematch do you? I mean, you could sit back for a while, let Acid Christ wear himself down then go after him.

Mills: I like your thinking! But this doesn't mean I don't want my rematch at all. Thi-

DS: Who's the sucker now...sucker!

DS whips a tape recorder out of his pocket and flashes it infront of Mills. He then fastforwards the tape and plays it. "I don't want my rematch at all" is clearly heard on the playback.

DS: You have to earn your shot at the title..tonite in the battle royal!

MC: Wow! Darkstar is able to turn the trickery on Mills!

Tazz: Low move by the boss! The reeks o thief, sneak, and coward!

MC: You where praising Mickhail Mills last week when he did the same thing!

Tazz: That was different! A former world champion of his caliber gets some leeway!

MC: Unbelievable...

Cut to The Dominator promo.

[johnny knoxvill]

Tazz: Its time for Dominator vs Vengeance and I can wait for this one

Disturbed Violent Fetish plays through the arena as the lights go to black as a blue strip of light shoots down the ramp. Vengeance rises through the stage accompanied by 2 security guards they unlock his chains and he stalks his way to the ring.

Tazz: Ahh man this is one freaky dude
Cole: Definantly someone who you dont want to meet down a dark alley.
Tazz: Cole what the hell do you know about dark alleys!

Vengeance stands in the ring stares into the crowd freezing them into thier seats.

2nd round knock out plays in the arena as the crowd go crazy. Dominator enters the arena and walks to the arena with a purpose jumps up the apron and climbs through the ropes and heads towards the turnbuckle, but Vengeance steps into his path.

Tazz: Oh yeah here we go
Cole: These two Animals facing up here
Tazz: Both these guys are huge but Vengeance has at least 2 inches of height over Dominator
Cole: This will be very interesting

Vengeance pushes Dominator into the ropes and Dominator replies with a push back. Vengeance goes for a punch but Dominator ducks and clotheslines Vinnie over the top rope, Vengeance kicks the steps and shouts at the fans in a rage.

Tazz: Oh boy he is getting angry now this cant be good for Dominator
Cole: Yeah but if he gets too frustrated he could lose his focus.

Vinnie climbs back in the ring and charges at Dominator, Dominator dodges and runs against the ropes but gets a samoan drop of Vengeance.

Tazz: Vengeance just crushed him there, nice move by the big man.

Vengeance picks up Dominator and gives him a suspended vertical suplex.
He then picks up Dominator launches him against the ropes and hit a powerslam.

Tazz: Well Cole Dominator is getting Dominated

Vengeance stomps on Dominator repeatedly.

Cole: Brutal shots right to the head.

Vengeance picks up Dominator and hit him with a pump handle slam and goes for the cover..

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Cole: Kick out, Dominator kicks out.

Vengeance goes to pick up Dominator takes him down with an inside trip and pummels the larger of the two atheletes.

Tazz: Now Dominator is laying the Smackdown

Vinnie crawls under the bottom rope and tries to find his bearings, Dominator sensing this runs against the ropes and swantons over the top rope taking out Vengeance and himself in the process.

The crowd look on in awe

Tazz: WOW

Cole: Who knew a monster could fly

Dominator gets up and picks up Vengeance and tosses him into the ring steps

Cole: Ouch I bet that hurt
Tazz: Thats flesh on steel Cole something you know nothing about

Dominator walks over to the announcers table and moves the monitors

Tazz: watch out Cole

Dominator lays Vengeance across the table and heads towards the table the fans know what is about to happen and rise to thier feet with anticipation

MC: Not a shooting star press surely

Dominator lines himself up but Vengeance rolls of the table to a chorus of boos. Dominator clims down and goes to pick up Vengeance but Vinnie meets him with a kick to the gut and hoist him up for a powerbomb

Tazz: No Way

Vengeance powerbombs Dominator right through the table

Tazz: Dominator is toast
Cole: This one has got to be over
Tazz: He just showed why he is called Violent Sick move right there

Holy **** echos through the arena

Vengeance picks him up and rolls him into the ring and goes for the cover

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Tazz: He kicked out how the hell did he do that

Cole: He showed a lot of heart right there

Vengeance is signalling for the Circle of trust

gets him into position but Dominator lands on his feet and hits him with a Belly to Belly suplex

Tazz: Great move but he has got to be hurtin Cole

Dominator then hit a trifecta(sp?) of German suplexes

Cole: How is this guy still going

Tazz: what a match up right here

Dominator throws Vengeance into the ropes and hits him with a vicious spinebuster

Tazz: B E A - utiful that is the best Spinebuster in the business

Cole: Im not gonna argue with that

Dominator climb the turnbuckle and goes for a moonsault but gets caught in mid air by Vengeance who sets him up for the trustbreaker but Dominator reverses and hits a Decimating Death Drop

Tazz: He hit it, He hit it
Cole: Its over

Dominator points to the top rope and the crowd stand up again

Dominator climbs to the top and launches himself with a Shooting Star Press
and lands it perfectly.

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Cole: Its over

Tazz: What a match, Dominator put in everything and just made it out

Cole: It was close but in the end Dominator used his speed advantage and just knicked it but what a tremendous match

Dominator leaves the ring clutching his ribs while the crowd cheer him out

[Trash]

Cut from the Dominator leaving the ring.

‘The Disciple’ Trash and The Incredible Holt are walking down a corridor backstage.

Trash: Okay, what about this one…Your ass is trash!

The Disciple looks to Holt for his approval, and receives nothing. They continue walking.

Trash: No? Okay, what if I say to them…It’s time to take out the trash!

Holt just grunts, showing little interest.

Trash: Man its hard coming up with a catchphrase, what if…hang on…

Trash runs over to a crew member and yells his new catchphrase in his face.

Trash: Your ass is trash!

The crew member is lost for words and looks momentarily stunned. He looks at the Incredible Holt then back at Trash.

Trash: There, how’d you like that?! I told him there. He won’t mess with us again. That’s what I’m talking about, catchphrases equal success. Did you see how I shut that guy up?

The pair carries on walking, Holt still with a look of fury, yet remains focused.

Trash: It’s time to take out the trash!

Holt turns and stares blankly at his tag team partner. Trash repeats himself, this time louder and pointing a finger at Holt.

Trash: Your ass is a piece of garbage…and I’m gonna lay waste to you…and, and stick your ass in a trash can and then…

Holt interrupts him with a grunt. Trash stops, and then notices another stage hand chatting to an attractive young woman. Trash walks over to the pair, with a cocky snarl on his face. He grabs the stage hand by the shoulder and violently turns him round.
Holt makes his menacing presence known and gets up close to the young lady. She screams and runs off, out of camera shot.

Trash: Hey big shot…

Trash pins him to a nearby wall and starts to bark in his face…

Trash: Your ass is trash!... I’m gonna freakin’ put you in a can and roll your ass down a set of stairs…

Trash looks to Holt, grinning then turns back to the frightened stage hand, putting back on the irate expression.

Trash: What? You don’t believe me?

Stage Hand: N-n-no, yeah sure y-you could Mr Trash.

Trash: That’s right. See Holt, now that’s a catchy…catchphrase. This monkey won’t dare breathe another word when we’re about.

The stage hand struggle to free himself of Trash’s grip but its clear he isn’t going anywhere soon.

Trash: And let that be a lesson to you. Me and Holt here are unstoppable, there aint nobody on this damn show, or even in this building that can put a stop to us both. We’re going to the top baby, those tag team titles are ours and what’s more, everyone, including all you nobodies in the back knows it too.

The Disciple stares directly into the stage hand’s eyes and slams him against the wall once more to emphasize his point.

Stage Hand: Well, I don’t…I don’t think it’s a, errr a very good catchphrase…to be h-hones…t

The crowd at the Universal Amphitheatre roars with approval

Trash: What? Did you just say that you didn’t like it? Can you believe this guy Holt? Do you not know what happens to people when they get on the wrong side of Tom Trash and the Incredible Holt? Obviously you don’t or you wouldn’t have made such a smart-ass comment. Alright then wise guy, I think its time…to take out the trash!

Trash quickly gives a brief glance at Holt. Then suddenly throws the stage hand across a nearby table. An assortment of wires and equipment gets scattered across the floor. Trash recklessly walks over to the fallen staff.

Trash: Say it! Say that your ass is trash!

Stage hand: …Uuurrrghhh

Trash picks him back up and slams him against some fencing propped up against a wall. The Disciple continues to frantically scream in his face.

Trash: I wanna hear it! Your ass…is trash!

Once again he picks up the stage hand and throws him into a pile of garbage cans.

Trash: Just like I said, watch me can this guy Holt. He’ll get the message.

Trash plants a garbage can on the stage hand’s head and gives him a boot. He goes down hard onto the concrete, and Trash proceeds to stomp on the can until his struggling stops. The can has almost become the shape of a lifeless body.

Trash: Ah ha! Look at that, man! Looks how that steel can practically got moulded into that guy’s face!

Trash mocks his latest victim by running around pretending to be stuck inside a garbage can.

Trash: Oh man, this sucks being trapped inside this can! I look like a piece of garbage myself in this! My God…looks like he’ll have to be cut outta that thing.

Holt snarls, which can only be described as some sort of sick snigger, he’s clearly enjoying the show.
Trash kicks the can once more for good measure. The duo walk off, Trash’s head tilted back laughing at what he just achieved, pointing at himself.

The camera pans back to the stage hand, who still hasn’t moved from inside the garbage can. All he can see are his legs, which show no signs of life.


Camera fades out.

[Christof]

Back from Commercial

Camera on the announcer’s booth, Cole and Tazz talking to the camera

MC: Welcome back fans to the sold out Universal Amphitheatre in Hollywood, California where we are about to see the next match in our exciting US Title tournament.

Tazz: Well Cole this tournament has raised the bar and I am sure that is what our esteemed owner Darkstar was hoping for.

MC: It certainly has been Tazz and we go into this match able to use the term underdog to its full meaning.

Tazz: Oh Yeah Cole I mean The Incredible Holt is double the weight of Welsh Scouser and if that isn’t bad enough for the welsh, he has to contend with Holt towering a foot over him.

MC: Tazz it won’t be easy for Scouser but if anyone can pull of the unbelievable then this kid’s intestinal fortitude will make him believe that he has a chance.

Tazz: Oh yeah the kid has a chance but he is up against one of Darkstar’s boys, their alliance is one that has caused much speculation in the back.

MC: After last week it has yet to be seen if Darkstar, Holt and Trash are still on the same page after the indecision of Darkstar cost them the match.

Tazz: Steady Cole, it was more of a mistake, not indecision and as a great leader I am sure Holt and Trash respect that he did make a mistake and will be happy to help the boss in the future.

MC: Well Tazz, Tony Chimmel is all set in the ring so folks lets take you to ringside

Pans to ringside view, focusing on Tony Chimmel with referee Charles Robinson slightly out of focus in the background.

TC: Ladies and Gentleman this match is scheduled for one fall and is the second Semi (read Sem-eye) final in the TWOstars United States championship tournament.

The arena goes black, with green strobe lights signalling the arrival of The Incredible Holt. Holt’s new graphic shows on the TWOtron as Mark B & Blade’s “You Don’t see the signs” plays out over the Amphitheatre sound system.

The crowd voice their disapproval at the arrival of Holt, he walks methodically down the ramp, head down, fists clenched. Tom “The Disciple” Trash follows him down the ramp, holding his trademark stainless steel trash can. He holds it to the crowd showing the new “Your Ass is Trash” slogan sprayed on it.

TC: Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by Tom “The Disciple” Trash, weighing in at 297 pounds – The Incredible Holllllllllllllllllllllttttt

As Trash walks past the camera he gets in the face of the camera – pointing to the Trash can yelling “YOU ASS IS TRASH! YOUR ASS IS TRASH BABY!”

Holt waits at the bottom of the ring stairs as Trash goes past him. Trash sits on the second rope to allow Holt room to enter the ring. “You don’t see the signs” fades as the arena lighting come back to full levels.

“Bartender and the Thief” starts to play as Welsh Scouser runs out onto the top of the ramp. The crowd cheer as he goes out to the edge of the ramp stage to salute them.

MC: Here comes a real crowd favourite Tazz

Tazz: Where ever he goes the fans love his plucky tenacious manner.

TC: And his opponent, hailing from Swansea Wales, weighing in at 140 pounds, Welsh Scouser.

Scouser approaches the ring with caution as Trash is standing on the bottom rope, pointing to the trash can shouting “YOUR ASS IS TRASH” at Scouser. Referee Robinson orders Trash back towards Holt’s corner, allowing Scouser into the ring. A close up on Scouser face shows Scouse nervous and cautious as he goes into this match.

The Disciple carries on talking trash to Welsh Scouser until he is ordered to leave the ring by referee Robinson. Robinson skips in his usual manner back to the centre of the ring and signals to the time keeper to ring the bell.

MC: We’re underway here folks in this semi final of the US Title tournament. The winner of this match will progress to the grandest stage of them all, Wrestlemania to face the Chav in the final of this tournament.

Tazz: Oh yeah Cole, the granddaddy of them all, Wrestlemania, with the chance to win the gold, you could not ask for any better as a wrestler.

MC: Certainly not Tazz and as we saw during his entrance, Welsh Scouser is definitely approaching this match with caution, he knows he gives away so much in terms of mass and power so he has to find a way to counter Holt’s power game.

Tazz: Too right Cole, I mean the Welsh Scouser may work out but he has no where near the power or strength of Holt. What he does have however is quickness and agility that if he can use to his advantage means that he should be able to escape the advances of The Incredible Holt.

MC: Well we are about to see which style is going to be the winner here as the power game faces off against the quickness and agility of Welsh Scouser. Stay tuned folks we’ll be back after this.

Cut to don’t try this at home clip

[Christof]

Back from clip

We see on screen Holt and Scouser about to lock up.

Holt initiates a collar elbow tie up but Scouse ducks underneath it, with Holt’s back turned Scouser attempts to take Holt down by drop kicking Holt in the back

Tazz: Ho ho smart move there from Welsh Scouser, avoiding the tie up and trying to take the big man down to a manageable size.

The drop kick makes Holt jerk forward but does not take him down to the mat. Scouser sees and opportunity so he charges at Holt. Hitting a chop block he takes Holt down to his knees. Sensing his chance Scouser runs the ropes and executes a running drop kick, hitting Holt in the face and take Holt all the way down to the campus. The crowd roar with approval that their man has taken the early advantage.

Scouser continues with his high paced offence by grabbing Holt’s left arm in an arm bar grip before rolling through after turning to maximise the pain. As Holt starts to get back to his feet, Scouser again rolls through, bringing Holt back down to a kneeling base.

Tazz: This is clever stuff from Welsh Scouser Cole; he is keeping Holt down and working over a body part.

MC: And what’s more Tazz, if he carries on working the arms and shoulder of the Incredible Holt then it takes the devastating Incrediplex out of Holt’s arsenal.

Scouser keeps the armbar held in, turning the arm every time Holt tries to release the grip.

MC: Scouser continues to apply pressure here to the left arm of The Incredible Holt, who so far we have seen no offence from in this match.

Hot gets back to a vertical base and releases the grip by pulling his arm in and then pushing out one handed to force Welsh Scouser away.

MC: What power there from Holt, Tazz, using one arm to just propel Welsh Scouser across the ring.

Holt stands in the centre of the ring holding his left arm in with his right, showing some pain. Scouser gets back to his feet and uses the ropes for momentum as he comes back at Holt with a clothesline. The clothesline rocks Holt but doesn’t send him to the floor so Scouser again runs the ropes and comes back with a flying crossbody.

MC: Crossbody attempt by Scouser but using all his strength Holt just takes the impact and holds onto Scouser

Tazz: Now that is pure power Cole, now Scouser is just the prey awaiting his fate

Holt keeps Scouser in his grip before lifting him above his shoulder and bringing him down over his left knee.

MC: What a sickening impact Tazz, that gut buster could have easily broken a rib or two and now this match is under The Incredible Holt’s control

Tazz: Well when you are a big power player all you need is one move to turn the match your way.

MC: With Holt in control now the pace is bound to slow down to his methodical style.

Holt wraps his arms around Scouser’s waist, in a vice like grip, standing over him, carrying Scouse up to a vertical base by his stomach.

MC: Holt maintains control by concentrating his attack to the midriff of Welsh Scouser.

Holt rotates his arms and releases sending Welsh Scouser across the mat, Scouser lands close to the ropes where Trash is in the corner.

Tazz: Wow a Greco Roman toss there from The Incredible Holt, for a big man he certainly knows his moves.

Holt moves across the ring with authority he picks Scouser up by the face and scraps his face across the bottom rope. Referee Charles Robinson starts a count, with Holt breaking the Holt at 4. Holt walks away from Scouser as Referee Robinson further warns Holt with his back to Welsh Scouser in the corner.

MC: This is where the numbers game starts to become apparent Cole

The Disciple slaps Scouser in the face before shouting in his face

Trash: YEAH BABY! REMEMBER THIS ANYTIME – YOUR ASS IS TRASH

Tazz: Well Trash makes a good point Cole

MC: Oh please!

Holt comes back on the attack, bringing Scouser up to a vertical base before hitting a standing vertical suplex.

MC: Perfect textbook suplex there from The Incredible Holt, pin attempt

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Kick out from Scouser, there is still a lot of fight left inside Welsh Scouser here Tazz.

Tazz: Well he is a plucky kid; he’ll carry on until the fight gets beaten out of him.

Holt shows his frustration by picking up Scouser’s head and simply drives it back into the canvas.

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Kick out from Scouser, It seems Tazz that Holt is becoming frustrated by the resistance that Welsh Scouser is showing here tonight.

Tazz: Well Cole he may have made The Incredible Holt angry, he he that’s funny, making him angry, you know Cole I could have been a comedian.

MC: Is that just on appearance alone?

Tazz: Ho Ho Cole, you know I get my suits from a place much classier than the Wal-Mart that you pick yours up from!

MC: Back to the action here in Hollywood, California. The Incredible Holt has come back to dominate this match having taken some punishment earlier on from Welsh Scouser.

Holt still has Welsh Scouser on the mat and is chopping at the chest of Scouser; another pin attempt from Holt yields another one count. This further infuriates Holt who decides to change tactic, bringing Scouser up to a vertical base forcing him over to the corner my means of an upper body choke. Referee Robinson breaks the choke with a count. Holt slaps Scouser on the chest and the sounds echoes throughout the Universal Amphitheatre. After another slap Holt Irish whips Welsh Scouser across the ring to the other corner. Scouser stands in the corner, Holt charges across the ring.

MC: Holt ups the tempo here Tazz, he runs at Scouser but SCOUSER HAS MOVED! He got out the way Tazz, Holt went for the running Knee and has instead ended up on the outside of the ring in a heap.

Tazz: Now that is smart work from Welsh Scouser, he may be suffering a bit but he had the idea to get out of the way and now if he can get to his feet he has the advantage in this mat.

Trash scuttles around the ring to check on the condition of his Tag Team partner and mentor as referee Charles Robinson starts to count

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MC: Welsh Scouser is on his feet Tazz and now seems to be climbing the turnbuckle, what can he have planned Tazz?

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Tazz: I dunno Cole; I’m not a psychic am I?

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MC: Welsh Scouser is perched on the top rope looking down at Holt who is being brought to his feet by The Disciple Tom Trash, neither of them seem to have seen Scouser though as he leaps and

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MC: Oh my god Tazz did you see that, a Swanton Bomb to the outside taking out both the Incredible Holt and Tom The Disciple Trash.

Tazz: I wanna see that again Cole! Come on producer give us a replay.

We cut to a split screen showing all three men on the floor in the main screen and a different angle of the Swanton in the smaller replay screen.

Tazz: Jeeeeeeeeesh! What impact Cole; you cannot fault this kid’s attitude.

MC: No Tazz you certainly cannot. Now we se Welsh Scouser seems to be the first to his feet and is making his way back into the ring.

Scouser sees that Holt is taking his time to get back to his feet slowly. Thinking on his feet Scouser runs the ropes and baseball slides to the outside. Holt is knocked back by the impact but careers into Trash who is behind him and Trash ends up taking most of the impact.

MC: Quick thinking there from Welsh Scouser keeping Holt down and on the outside of the ring.

Tazz: It doesn’t look like he is finished there either Cole.

Scouser, with the crowd fully behind him seems to have developed a second burst of energy. He climbs back up onto the apron and see that Holt is facing away from him with a leap he hits a……..

Tazz: BULLDOG Cole, Bulldog! On the outside as well, now that kid has some guts for a fight, he is taking it to the monster Holt.

MC: Well can Scouser capitalise from all this offence? Here he comes rolling the giant into the ring, pin attempt

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Shoulder up from Holt a near fall for Scouser.

Tazz: Now he just needs to keep on Holt now so that he can stay in with a chance of progressing to Wrestlemania.

MC: You’re right Tazz, let’s not forget what is at stake here tonight. One of these men will be going to Wrestlemania to face The Chav to become TWOstars first ever United States Champion.

Tazz: Wrestlemania baby I can’t wait Cole!

MC: Don’t forget fans Wrestlemania is only available via pay per view so contact your local cable operator for details.

Tazz: That is one show that no wrestling fan would want to miss!

MC: Back with the action here at the Universal Amphitheatre here in Hollywood California, Welsh Scouser is looking to upset the form book here by defeating the Incredible Holt.

Scouser keeps punching away at Holt as Holt slowly makes it back to his feet; Holt stands near the centre of the ring, Scouser tries to Irish whip him but is overcome by the strength of Holt who reverses it sending Scouser into the ropes.

Scouser ducks under an attempted clothesline and comes back, leaping over the telegraphed back body attempt from Holt.

MC: Tremendous agility there from Welsh Scouser as he stops directly behind The Incredible Holt having leap over him and now he plants Holt again into the canvas with a Russian Leg Sweep. This is intelligent wrestling here from Welsh Scouser wouldn’t you say Tazz?

Tazz: Yeah I mean the kid is basically using what Holt is serving up, the Russian leg sweep was the perfect move there from Holt.

MC: Pin attempt from Welsh Scouser, referee Charles Robinson is in position

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Big kick out from The Incredible Holt, he has pushed Welsh Scouser off his chest and pushed him so far that now we have a referee down.

Tazz: I think he’s angry Cole, the ref is down after having Scouser thrown into him, not that it was intention, Holt couldn’t see where the referee was.

MC: I never suggested it was intentional Tazz

Holt gets back to his feet, the anger in his face apparent as he stalks Welsh Scouser who is also getting to his feet. Scouse charges at Holt and hits Holt with a shoulder block. The move had little to no effect on Holt who just roars in the face of Scouser, Scouser runs back to the ropes, Holt misses with a clothesline, Scouser comes back and Holt plants him to the mat with….

Tazz: SPINEBUSTER Cole!!! What a move

MC: What impact there from The Incredible Holt, shades of Arn Anderson with that Spinebuster. Holt makes the pin attempt but the referee is down.

Holt walks over to the referee seemingly unaware that it was his fault that the referee is down. He grabs Robinson’s shirt to drag him up and waves his hand in Robinson’s face.

Seeing that there is no life in Robinson, Holt walks back over to Scouser, dragging him up to his feet. Holt makes the signal to Tom the Disciple Trash.

MC: Oh my Tazz, what has The Incredible Holt got planned here, his Disciple has the Trash Can and is standing on the apron.

The crowd roar their discontent as Holt positions Scouser. Holt starts to lift Scouser into the vertical suplex

MC: Looks like we are about to see another Incrediplex Tazz

Scouser struggles however and Holt has to try again. Scouse blocks and kicks Holt in a low blow unseen of course by referee Charles Robinson.

MC: Low Blow there Tazz, no one seems to have seen it though.

Tazz: Now that just ain’t fair Cole, why should Scouser have to cheat to win this

MC: And double teaming of Holt and Trash isn’t cheating?

Tazz: No that’s erm different, they are er just helping each other out.

MC: Well back to the action here, Tom The Disciple Trash is still on the apron, trash can above his head, facing the crowd running his mouth to our fans that do not deserve it

TRASH: YOUR ASS IS TRASH BABY! ALL OF YOU! TRASH TRASH TRASH! (points to a mulleted gentleman in the 2nd row) ESPECIALLY YOU – YOUR ASS IS TRASH!

Tazz: Trash is just connecting with his people Cole

MC: Well maybe he should be paying more attention to the match.

With Holt still reeling after a couple of punches to head, Scouser hits the ropes and comes back with a spinning elbow knocking Holt backwards. Holt loses his balance and keeps going backwards, Scouser seeing this dropkicks Holt. Holt’s momentum takes him into the trash can and sends the Disciple crashing off the apron into the barricade.

MC: What a move by Welsh Scouser, The Incredible Holt has been knocked down by his protégé’s own weapon.

The crowd that Trash has just been barracking now stand over him and return the compliment

Crowd: ASS IS TRASH, ASS IS TRASH, ASS IS TRASH!

MC: Now the crowd have a point Tazz

Tazz: Funny man Cole, funny man

MC: Now Welsh Scouser drags the Incredible Holt to the corner, he climbs the turnbuckle. Could it be Tazz?

Scouser leaps from the top

Tazz: 720! 720! Cole, Scouser hit the 720!

The crowd pop loudly for the move.

MC: Welsh Scouser drags referee Robinson across the ring. Scouser with the cover

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Arena pops loudly as Bartender and the Thief starts to play

TC: Ladies and Gentleman here is your winner: Welsh Scouserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

MC: Can you believe it Tazz, Welsh Scouser has overcome the odds to book his place at Wrestlemania and the final of the United States Title Tournament.

Tazz: Massive props to the kid Cole, he literally gave everything he got.

Camera pans to the ring where a staggered Scouser is half standing half collapsed in the corner, microphone in hand.

Music Cuts

WS: Chav, I hope you are watching back there because come Wrestlemania 50/50 can guarantee one thing – there’s 50% chance that you are going to lose and another 50% chance that I am going to win.

Bartender and the Thief cracks in again as the crowd pops to Scouser’s rallying call. Scouser rolls out of the ring where Robinson raises his arm. Scouser shakes fans hands and salutes the crowd as he makes his way back up the ramp; referee Charles Robinson in two who is holding the back of his head.

MC: Fighting talk there from Welsh Scouser

Tazz: I can’t wait to see that match at Wrestlemania Cole, its going to be off the hook!

MC: You certainly right Tazz, folks we’ll be back after these commercials, don’t forget coming up tonight we have Welsh Scouser’s future opponent – The Chav going one on one with Tiffany, Acid Christ will be guest referring that one!

Cut to commercial

[Rog]

The camera returns to the announce position

MC: Welcome back fans here to the Universal Amphitheatre in Hollywood, California, it could only be XtremeTV, Im Michael Cole and hes Tazz calling the action! Wrestlemania is around the corner! are you excited

Tazz: Of course im excited its Wrestlemania the biggest night of the year! And what a night its been here already eh Cole?

MC: Thats right if youve just joined us, impressive victories for both Dominator and Welsh Scouser over respectivly Violent Vinnie Vengeance and The Incredible Holt.

Tazz: Oh and we certainly aint done tonight either, Chav against Tiffany, cant wait!

MC: What a match up that will be, throwing Acid Christ into the mix as the guest referee

Tazz: It ought to be a rocketbusta!

MC: We should be going to that match now.. but

Tazz:Whats going on here?

(A figure hops the railing and steps into the ring)

MC: We apologise fans for this unscheduled interuption

Tazz: We need security out here!

MC: Wait a minute I recognise that guy, its The Judge!

Tazz: My God Cole you right, its Sid Commandant whats he doing here?

MC: Hes signalling for a microphone, this is unbelievable we havent seen Sid on the scene for at least 3 years! Looks like he is going to address the fans here in the Amphitheatre

Commandant: Well, well, well, if it isnt The Judge live in Hollywood!

(crowd pops)

Commandant: Then again for those of you who dont recognise me, or have forgotten my legacy, I am "The Judge" Sid Commandant!

MC: But whats he doing here on XtremeTV?

Tazz: Well if you would just shut up and let the man speak we would find out!

Commandant:I have come a long way to be here at this point in my life, my 18 year career may have been out of order for a little while and its been a long time since my EWF Intercontinental title victory, and many wondered as to the nature of my dissapearance and many have said that im past it, but rest assured court is back in session for one final time starting right now! (sits on turnbuckle while crowd cheers) But as much as I love to causually chat away out here wasting TV time, I must get down to the facts and address my first order of business as a official competitor here on TWOStars!
Sin! Million Dollar Man! Chav! Holt!
(Crowd boos)
Commandant: I hold you all in contempt of my canvas court, your senteance is to step into the ring with The Judge and experience a Trial By Fire! and that goes to any other punk in the back who thinks they can skip to the top over the dedicated workers in the locker room! Try to skip over me!

MC: Sound like an open challenge has been issued by Sid!

Tazz: It sure has but who will accept!?

Commandant: By the way Micheal Cole? I couldnt help overhearing that a little event called Wrestlemania is coming along soon, well its no coincidence that Im out here now, so Darkstar while there is still life in me yet I want to teach one of these arrogent punks in the back!

(Sid climbs down and exits the ring, walking upwards towards the ramp)

MC: Wow I cant believe what we have seen the return of "The Judge" Sid Commandant, what a historic occasion

Tazz: He has made his intentions clear, but who will answer his call?

MC: Only time will tell, but we must regroup, a double main event tonight! Lets get back to the action!

Cuts to Wrestlemania promo

[Fidel Cashflow]

As the promo ends The Judge is seen walking backstage but is stopped by Benjamin Black.

Tazz: Oh O!

BLACK: you wanna teach a young punk a lesson. Well, howabout you teach me a lesson. A lesson on how to be a washed up old man who can't let go of the old days. Look gramps, I'm the big thing around here. So don't write a check your ass can't cash.

Black turns and walks away from the unfazed Commandant.

MC: and theres some boiling water right there.

TAZZ: That was a staredown of epic porportions. Literally! Those guys are huge!

MC: I think Benjamin Black is just one of those punks The Judge was talking about.

TAZZ: Hey, don't speak about the esteemed bodygayrd of the former world heavyweight champion Mickhail Mills like that!

MC: Oh great!

Cut to TWOStars live promo

[TGO]

Back from TWO Promo


MC - Now its time for the Chav's match

Tazz - Yeah Cole its funny that Acid Christ will be the guest ref

MC - What with the history between the two and them drinking together after being locked in lol

Tazz - Thats not funny Cole anything could have happened to the Chav

MC - Anyway Tazz lets go down to ring side

The lights go green and get this money hits

MC - WHAT THE HELL

Tazz - ITS ITS

MC - Yes Tazz its the "Million Dollar Man" Chris Eagles

Tazz - So Cole what did happen to him he just disappeared

MC - He will more then likely tell us now

MDM enters the ring

Tazz - He looks pi$$ed Cole

MDM - YEAH IM BACK

(boo's can be heard from the crowd)

MDM - SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK

MDM - As i was saying i have been injured for the last couple of week's,
And NOT ONE letter or get well soon card NOTHING

Cole - look at him crying like a baby

Tazz - He has a point Cole

MDM - And not even talked about on Xtreme TV,
I had 3 broken ribs, a black eye and broken nose

MDM - when i was jumped backstage, by the way i cant say who it was because my lawyer's are looking in to it

MDM - anyway back to now Darkstar you are putting me in a tagteam 4way title match
is it because you fill gulity or because you know i should be a champion here at TWOstars

MDM - And your choice of partner is a 6'3" 225lbs monster MIckhail Mills nice choice Darkstar.

MDM - And before i go and LET your next match start after wrestlemania Mickhail Mills and myself WILL BE YOUR NEW TAGTEAM CHAMPIONS

GET THIS MONEY starts to play as MDM Chris Eagles walk's to the back

Tazz - Well Cole he put everyone in there place just then

MC - And being cocky about the tagteam title match at wrestlemania

CUT'S TO CHAV VIDEO PACKAGE

[Y2James]

Returns from Chav video package

The screen shows a very ugly face staring back into the screen. A deep voice then appears.

"Every man has a purpose to walk the earth, but still one has no destiny. So what is his purpose? To destroy and destruct anybody who stands in his way. Why need a destiny, when you can make your own. Why have a destiny when Y2James is about to destroy it.

Coming Soon."

Cuts to a comercial

[Christof]

Back from Commercial

Camera Shot of the announcer's table, Cole and Tazz addressing the camera

MC: Welcome Back fans to another Blockbuster edition of TWOstars Xtreme TV!

Tazz: You got that right Cole, tonight has been off the hook here in Hollywood

MC: We're all set for our main event here Tazz but I am getting word from the back of some kind of disturbance going on, lets see if we can get some cameras back there.

Cut to backstage camera, shot is jolted as the cameraman runs into position. In shot we see the Incredible Holt pacing through the back, with Tom The Disciple Trash in front of him trying to warn him off. A line of Debris seems to be behind The Incredible Holt. The camera gets close to the action

Trash: It was a mistake ok, i didn't see it was you running into the Trash can

Holt is transfixed on Trash, punding his fists together, his eyes full of rage.

Trash: Ok ok ok, I should have been paying more attention, I should have listened

Holt is still transfixed with Trash who is struggling to keep pace walking backwards and all

Trash: Ok so you are mad

Holt: (some kind of incomprehensible grunt)

Trash: And you are angry

Holt: (another grunt)

Trash: How about we channel this and go make someone's ass Trash?

Holt shows his disapproval at his protege's awful catchphrase

Trash: Ass is trash, did I say that?!? I meant lets HULK SMASH someone, yeah Hulk Smash, I like that, lets Hulk Smash!

Holt raises his eye at the idea of destruction

Trash: Ok so thats no good, how about he just go smash stuff?

Holt: (another grunt, this one in more of an approving manner)

Trash walks out of shot

Trash: Hey you - are you laughing because that Welsh idiot pulled a fast one and beat my team mate?

Camera moves to focus in on Trash with two backstage crew

Crew: (both looking sheepish) Erm No we were just erm I eh

Trash goes back to Holt, who is now getting into frame

Trash: You hear that? Those punks are laughing at you because you got beat by a man half your size, they say they deserve our shot at Wrestlemania

Holt's eyes become fixated with rage

Holt: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhh hhhhhhh

Holt charges the men, knocking one down with a running knee, the second one he pummels with a set of clenched fists to the forehead, sending him to the floor.

Holt picks up the first crew member and kicks him in the gut, with the crew member bend over he pulls him in a Powerbomb's the crew member through a catering table. The crew member's back contorts with pain as Trash rounds on him and gets down in his face like a hungry wolf

Trash: YOUR ASS IS TRASH, YOU HEAR ME? Never (kicks) ever (kicks) bad mouth The Incredible Holt ever again. You hear me (another slap). Your ass is Trash.

Holt and Trash walk away, with Trash looking back and screaming "Your ass is Trash" and other profanities as the camera remains focused on the fallen heap of the crew member.

Camera cuts back to ringside

MC: oh my Tazz, it looks like The Incredible Holt is not too happy after his loss tonight.

Tazz: Well Cole, so would you be, its only natural to take out some aggression.

MC: Well folks, we're back with the main event right after this.

Cut to Wrestlemania promo

[Evil Gringo]

We come back from the promo... all eight men already stood in or around the ring looking tense....

MC: And now its time for the main event, a 8 man battle royal for the number one contendership! It's a huge match in the run up to Wrestlemania and you gotta now Acid Christ is watching this in the back somewhere scouting out his possible opponent...

Tazz: For deffo, for deffo Cole, and don't forget this is a special battle royal... unlike the Rumble and others this is a battle royal where pinfalls, submissions and going over the top can all be used to elimanate you! Thats three time the worry!

Cole: The ref is just waiting for the Gringo and Slimjim to get in the ring to begin, what the!...

Helter Skelter hits and Acid Christ comes out with a chair....

Tazz: Its AC coming to scout out the men who are gunning for his title!

At this point both Gringo and Slim hit the ring and the ref calls for the opening bell...

DING DING

It starts off fast with Gringo aiming kicks at anyone at comes near him looking to keep people away... Slim and Mills attack each other from the get go with Slim dropkicking Mills into the turnbuckle and aiming for a sneaky schoolboy roll up...

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Mills kicks out and takes execption kicking Slim in the gut and trying to hurl him out... Meanwhile Hammerton and Eagles pummel at each other as well the two reversing each other again in the corner with stiff chops and punches...

Cole: Its chaos in there!

Slim has hung on and kicks Mills away, he then uses the ropes to springboard into a DDT... He goes for a cover but Mills kicks out at two... Eagles has meanwhile decided to offer Gringo money to help him with Hammerton who is currently nursing sore eye thanks to Eagles thumb....

Tazz: Gotta enjoy that, smart thinking from the Million Dollar Man!

Gringo takes the $50 and slips into his pants... Eagles turns to grab Hammerton but Gringo Gringokicks him in the back of the head and knocks him over the top rope outta the ring!

Cole: Thats low! Gringo once again proving nothing matters to him!

Tazz: I hope Eagles kept a reciept! Thats one faulty purchase!

Gringo then takes over with Hammerton, Hammerton remembering their match a couple of weeks back and seeking revenge....

Meanwhile Vaile and 'Brutal' Brett Banner are exchanging blows and fighting over the advantage whilst Brian Dammage looks on adding in the odd kick to however is close to the ropes and down...

Cole: I don't know which one is the worst... Dammage or Gringo!

Mills has by now got the upper hand and is setting Slim up for a running powerslam towards the ropes... Slim holds on however and lands on his feet firmly on the apron... he stuns Mills throat across the top rope and flips back in... Gringo and Hammerton are climbing the to the top as this goes on, Hammerton punching Gringo hard in the face and looking for the Pulling Rank!

Cole: Gringo could be in trouble in here!

Tazz: Never mind that? How are you supposed to get rid of Slim? The mans catlike!

Hammerton has Gringo in postion... PULLING RANK! Gringo looks to be done but still has enough left to roll out of the ring to the saftey of the floor...

Cole: Hey surely he can't do that!?!

Tazz: You don't go over the top then your still in Cole!

Dammage has spotted Hank looking over the ropes in dismay at Gringo's escape and runs up to him and bundles him out...

Tazz: Well Sarge just got rank pulled on him!

Cole: Where down to six men as the hunt for Mania and a title shot at AC goes on!

Gringo is getting up in a groggy state and is in no hurry to re-enter the ring much to the crowds dismay... They loudly begin to boo him and he just sits there eyeballing AC who is sat watching the chaos in the ring...

Meanwhile back inside Dammage and Vaile have decided to team up on Banner... Banner is Irish-whipped and they look for a double flapjack... But Banner reverses into a double DDT! Slim spots both men down on jumps to the top with his torrmentor Mills for the moment down as well... Slim hits THE SLIMMER ON VAILE! He's hurt though and can't make the cover... Banner does instead though...

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Cole: Vaile is gone! Where down to 5!

Banner then tries to throw Slim out but Dammage is up and annoyed... He sneaks up behind him and nails him with a big German suplex! Mills is back up at this point and goes right back after Slim as Gringo still sits on the outside looking at AC and the ring...

Mills takes over on Slim as the match up begins to look like a four way, the earlier chaos of 8 men calming down... A set of Irish Whip reversals goes on between Mills and Slim before Mills stops Slim dead with a Roaring Clothesline! He then spots Dammage comingh at him from the corner of his eye and nails him with a huge twisting enziguri! Just to cap it off he catches Banner coming in and nails the Spinal Tap!

Tazz: Mills just exploding on offense there! Can he take advantage!

Mills points at Slim and assends the turnbuckle...

Cole: I think he's looking for the Natural Phenomenon...

Mills jumps and performs a perfect 450 splash, the Natural Phenomenon... perfect except that Slim has it scouted and moves!

Tazz: No water in the pool! Slim was playing Possum!

Mills staggers to his feet and is met with a Slim dropkick that sends him crashing over the top rope to the floor!

Cole: Mills is gone! Slim has elimanted Mills!

There is carnage in the ring as Banner and Dammage rise from Mills last offensive flurry.. Slim is taunting Mills and Gringo is slowly pacing now, beginning to get ready to get in the ring at last...

Banner and Dammage spot each other after rising in the opposite corners, there eyes lock and both stand tall... Slim steps out of the way and lets them at it... They charge at each other exchanging rights and Banner falls back, the brawling side of Dammage winning out... As this is going on Mills is shrugging off refs trying to get him to leave and is staring at Slim... He charges in the ring and takes Slim by suprise! He nails him with another trademark enzi and dtuns him... he then runs at him and clotheslines him over the ropes taking himself with him!

Cole: What a sore loser! He can't do that!

Tazz: You ask me, Slim had it coming for taunting him, you get what you give Cole!

Back inside Dammage and Banner are exchanging forearms before Dammage ducks one and hits Banner with a huge clothesline... Banner rises stunned and Dammage charges again... But Banner ducks and grabs the arm.. he sweeps the legs from there and slaps Dammage in the GammaLock!

Cole: From outta nowhere! The GammaLock, tearing and ripping at the arm and legs of Dammage!

Dammage is in trouble but manages to squeeze across to the ropes where he places his foot... and Gringo pushes it off! Gringo then climbs in the ring and adds kicks to the arm of Dammage whilst the GammaLock is still applied... But before Dammage can tap he kicks Banner square in the jaw too!

Cole: What the hell is Gringo doing?

Tazz: What he does best, hurting people Cole...

Whilst all this is going on the refs, Slim and Mills are all tussling and moving into the back, some huge bad blood erputing between Slim and Mills....

Banner gets up annoyed as its Dammage's turn to take a powder... He charges at Gringo who ducks the attempted clothesline and runs off the ropes... both men leap with the same thing in mind and collide on a double high knee! They land heavy and both look to shoot and take the legs, Banner with his hands and Gringo using his usual kicks... Gringo sweeps him after swatting away a take down attempt and nails a knee quickly into his prone knee of Banner.... Dammage comes back at this point holding his shoulder... He still remembers the kicks from the Gringo and forearms him in the back of the head... he then follows up with a HUGE HEAD DROP GERMAN SUPLEX... He covers...

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Dammage still in this as Gringo is down.. Banner gets up nursing his sore knee and Dammage smells blood... He leaves Gringo lying and knots up Banners legs some more with kicks to the thigh... Banner retaliates with an elbow to the shoulder which reels Dammage.. He swings another.. no Dammage catches him in...

Tazz: Dammage Effect!

No reversed....

Cole: GAMMA SLASH...parts one and two!

But he hurt his knee with stage one! He delays on the cover because of it but manages to reach Dammage...

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Gringo is up again nursing his neck and looked annoyeds as always... Banner gets up wincing with his back turned to him and Gringo senses an opening... He elbows and kicks away at Banner, taking great relish in targeting the knee.. Dammage is back up and the two look to elimanate the Gamma Lock master... They look to nail him with a double clothesline but Banner ducks it, elbows Dammage in his tender shoulder and then looks for a victory roll on Gringo! But Gringos too strong and grabs Banners arms and crosses them! He flips him down into.....

Cole: Shock Therapy! Shock Therapy!

Gringo makes the cover...

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Tazz: Valiant effort from Banner but where down to two! Gringo and Brian Dammage for the number one contendership!

Cole: I wonder what AC is thinking at ringside right now?

Gringo spots Dammage is nursing his shoulder in the corner and goes straight after it, Dammage however wants no of that and just stiffs him with the other arm in the face... he then catches him a clothesline as he look to build momentum... Gringo however ducks a follow up and kicks Dammage in the arm and as he reels away he brings on Ax kick on the shoulder! Dammage is knelt down... Scissors Kick... no avoided by Dammage and he sucks it up and picks Gringo up into...

Cole: Interior Dammage! Cover him and Mania is your!

Dammage reels off on the floor, his shoulder sore from the effort... he manages to fling a arm over though...


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Dammage looks on the ref non-plussed and drags Gringo up... He cuts his throat and signals, mocking Gringo's taunt from last week and sets him for the Dammage Plan... no reversed! Gringo hooks the arm and sets down into the Gringo Lock!

Tazz: GringoLock, right on the shoulder of Dammage! He's got through the GammaLock but can he survive this!?!

Dammage trashes about and manages to reach one knee.. Gringo release like last time on the Dominator and sets for the Double arm DDT... But out of nowhere Dammage hits the CAN'T STOP!

Cole: Can't Stop outta nowhere!

Tazz: Both men are down though Cole! This is edge of the seat stuff....

The ref begins a 10 count as both Gringo and Dammage are on the mat seemingly out...


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Dammage rises to a knee, he is still feeling the effects of the GringoLock, his shoulder causing him some discomfort..


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Gringo begins to stir now but Dammage is on him and looks to drag him up.... He forearms him into the corner and looks to set him on the top... He pushes Gringos arm over his shoulder...

Cole: He's looking for a SUPER Can't Stop...

Tazz: He hits this Gringo is dead and Dammage is going to Mania!

Gringo though stirs and elbows at Dammage, Dammage lets go of his grip and Gringo has him! Both arms are locked! He swings... D.O.A! But hes not done! he pulls Dammage to his feet by the still locked arms... Double Arm DDT! rolled... into the GringoLock! Its complete Gringofication!

Cole: He's got it set, the GringoLock right in the middle, will Dammage tap?!?

Tazz: Its gotta be it Cole, that was the Gringofication!

Dammage is fading fast, his arms trapped in the GringoLock... he tried to get to the ropes but Gringo pulls him back... Its all too much and Dammage taps! Dammage taps!

Cole: My god, what a battle royal! Dammage was just beaten by the Gringo and now Gringo is the number one contender for Wrestlemania!

Tazz: Dammage had no choice Cole, Gringo had it locked in good, you could tell how much a spot in the main event meant to them both but Gringo just had that little bit more....

TC: Here is your winner and NEW NUMBER 1 CONTENDER! EVIL GRINGO!

For Whom The Bell Tolls blast forth and Gringo rises to his feet as Dammage rolls from the ring... He psuhes away the ref and climbs the buckles to glare at the fans... He then jumps down and turns and spots AC still sat there at ringside..

He makes belt motions around his waist and cut his throat as AC just narrows his eyes at him... the men stare down as we go off air....